>Video... games? Is that some kinda machina device? Anon, you're not Al-Bhed are ya?
Isn't the whole Blitzball stadium some kind of high-tech building or something?
>>722328441Sphere technology is different than machina technologyIt's ok because Yevon says it's ok.Stop asking questions you stupid dirty sand monkey
>>722327663>ahaha what are you talking about bro? let's go play some blitzball haha
>>722327663Wakka is the funniest Final Fantasy character.>wholesome sports guy>immediately becomes your friend>is kind of a meathead, but otherwise a good guy>talks about religion a but, but he's not too bad about it>mainly just focused on the big game>suddenly he starts talking about (((race)))>now almost every conversation is about religion or the Al Bhed>eventually gets to a point where he makes a joke about ethnic cleansing>eventually actually meets some Al Bhed, calms down, learns their language, and gives his kid an Al Bhed name two years laterI wonder if he was based on a person someone on the writing team knew.
>>722329315>>722327663I wish I had a friend like wakka
the world building of ffx makes no sense, basically there are only 2 cities, bevelle and luka, 2 villages and a bunch of inn. so basically half the population lives in bevelle, a quarter in luka, the other quater on villages and semi nomadic. not a single farm in game, just a couple of "ranch" for big chicken.ass game
>>722329373>ass gameyup
I want to marry Rikku
oh no yevonites dont crusade my al-bhussy
>>722329315Yeah like a real racist character, it's great
>>722327663you can't just fuck your brother's wife man
>>722330034imagine chappu is unsent and walks in on wakka creaming lulu and turns into a giant cuck monster bossfight
>>722330034What's he going to do? Come back to life and fuck her himself?That's taboo.
>>722329373Maybe because a big fucking Godzilla/God entity stomps their asses every few years, they cba building cities. They even explain it verbatim in the first few hours.
>>722330145Chappu showed up at the Farplane, so he's okay with it.
>>722330385pretty sure at some point they say those farplane ghosts arent real and its just shaping shit from your memories
>>722330472iirc that was the Al-Bhed cope explanation and it's not stated which is correct.
>>722327663john dimaggio voicing this nigga was an ace choice
>>722327663>I HATE THE AL BHED>*friends with an al bhedJust goes to show japs must stop being racist and accept the immigrants
>>722329373Sin itself makes very difficult for civilization to prosper, between its mere presence causing death and destruction as well as its ability to give birth to monsters.
>>722327663>entire purpose in the story is to shit on technology>his Blitzball team are dead last losers, proving his genetics skill and tenacity are shit regardlessWhat a bitter hopeless wretch this guy was when you think about it.
>>722331257wakka is a solid player his team just sucks cockhis goalie especially
>>722330734The only good performance in this god forsaken game
>>722329373It is explained that Sin is attracted to large gatherings of people. So, people avoid making towns too big.>Then why LucaApparently people are willing to fucking die for blitzball, at least that's how is phrased in-game.
I al-BRED Rikku
>>722329315>wholesome sports guy>immediately becomes your friend>is kind of a meathead, but otherwise a good guy>talks about religion a but, but he's not too bad about it>mainly just focused on the big game>suddenly he starts talking about (((race)))>now almost every conversation is about religion or the Al Bhed>eventually gets to a point where he makes a joke about ethnic cleansing(this is where access to Lulu pussy happens)>eventually actually meets some Al Bhed, calms down, learns their language, and gives his kid an Al Bhed name two years later
>>722327663Which human race resembles the Al-Bhed the most? I always pictured Al-Bheds as 90s russians trying to sell me counterfeit Famiclone consoles and games.
>>722333302Based mom
>>722333831the dutch
>>722333831>desert people that were supposed to be the bad guys but you later find out that the real bad guys were (((the ones))) who told you that the Al-bhed were badyou really need us to spell it out for you?
>>722334102Yevon is the jews. Al-Bhed is what then?
