Naughty Dog has been Neil Druckmann productions for the past 13 years
>>722333638Reminder the story already got leaked
This shit is gonna be such a disaster lol
>>722333845Oh yeah?
>>722333638>most ambitious game we've ever madeHas any creator ever said "we're making the most dogshit thing we've ever made"?
>>722333638>most ambitious game we've ever made"Given that the last like twenty years have been nothing Dude Raider and Generic Zombie Shite, that's not a particularly high bar to clear.
>>722333638The most ambitious crawling through tight gap and pressing x to awesome simulator we've ever made
>>722333638>ook ook eek eekWho cares?
>>722333638>most ambitious game we've ever madeWill it surpass the strand-type genre?
>>722333638>most expensive gameFlopbros, we are going to eat so fucking good.
>>722333638Get ready for Sony bombarding /v/ with DMCA takedown notices when Druckmann gets angry about all the new memes.
>>722333638Just give her a haircut, not that hard is it
>>722334345but there's nothing to cut
>>722333638Gonna sell at least 15m copies and /v/ is going to cope for months, like BG3.
>>722334382Her head off
>soulslop
>spending billions of dollars to insult Christ only to be wrong in the endNgmi
>>722334431Retard, only schizos care to hate Baldur's Gate 3. Fuck off, no one will like this steaming pile of shit.
>>722333995Neil desperately wants to be a Hollywood screenwriter, and his mindset reflects that, hence using words like ambitious to try and make it seem like he's doing something groundbreaking with another generic third person cinematic adventure.It's why he got so pissed about the TLOU2 leak.Leaking the plot of a game that's fun to play isn't a huge deal, because you still have the entire rest of the game to enjoy, while with Neil's crap the entire appeal is the d-grade movie script writing, so spoiling that is a much larger blow.
>>722333638/v/chudcels lost again
>>722333638>most expensivePS5 owners do not buy games. The top games are F2P slop and shit they carried over from the ps4 days.
>>722333638Can you just make her look like the Mirrors Edge chick like is this really the hill you're dying on, Neil? I know you're a loathsome yid but making a game called "Heretic Prophet" with an ugly androgynous chud destroyer as an MC is too much even for you
>>722333638By the time it's ready for release Sony will be sold to chinks or arabs.The game will be written off as a tax write off.
is this game about intersectionality and critical race theory .... in SPACE?
>>722334516Yes, I'm well aware a game stops being woke as soon as it passes a certain number of sales. /v/ is very consistent about that.
>>722334345you will get the asian tranny cancer patient and you will like it
>>722333638fucking embarrassing. how can can they write such horseshit in plain daylight?
>>722334610Yes, also religion.
What happens to Neil if the game has mid sales/fails to reach sale expectations?
>>722334516>>722334431Just cuz a turd managed to trick enough normies into shelling out 40 bucks doesnt mean its not a turd. TLOU 2 was a turd and so was BG3.
>>722334697He'll fail upwards.He'll be promoted as CEO of Sony.
>>722334697Probably becomes vice president of Sony America
>>722333638In the far future I assume there is genetic engineering and cosmetic surgery and advanced makeup if there are FTL starships, so why in the fuck does this mongoloid look so ugly? Seriously what reason in lore could there possibly be that is not shit writing? No way this nigger could be in space I refuse to believe
>>722333638>>722334530Don't worry guys, if we spend 500 million the chuds will buy it.
>>722334634I miss Fat Geralt posting
>>722334756>>722334783I wish I can fail upwards.
>>722334865Your mom can fall upwards on my cock
>>722333995fuck off, chud.
>>722334634It never gets old, they were probably so proud about this scene and how brutal and sad it would be for the players but it is nothing but comical.
>>722334753Holy cope
>>722334831Reminder that the character designer of this abomination got hired to work on nu Wolverine.
>>722333638I can't wait for it to win every single award for every single category to ever exist!!!We eating good in 2028 sisters!!!!
>>722334802Judging from the teaser trailer, xhe spends all xer money on anime and shitty takeout and 80-90s nostalgia for some reason, has none left for basic cosmetic surgery. But even if xhe had the money, xhe won’t bow down to your sexist chud beauty standards.
>>722333638>NEXT GUY NEXT GUY>WHERE'S KOJIMA?
>>722333638I can't wait to see this cucks newest flop.
>>722334697he replaces hulst while he gets another promotion back to ceo of playstation after fairgames failure.
>>722333638Concord 2 let's fucking GOOOOO
>>722334634i laughed when i noticed she hits her head in the garage door
>>722334595we shouldnt have woman leading characters period, but if i had to choose between a disgusting animefied 3d character and this, repulsive mystery meat, it'd pick the latter 100% of times
>>722334865You're probably not of the chosen people.
I love spaceships and space games, I even got Signalis because it nominally involves a spaceship (and androids). If this was a single player RPG or even action RPG, I'd still consider it, but everything I read about this game seems horrible. >>722334989>xhe spends all xer money on animeIt's funny that if made their main character to look like the fake anime character the game would be better received. Character design is important.
>>722335298there is nothing wrong with female protagonists
>>722333638they'll never top tlou, they should just go ahead and make 3 already. Stop making us wait
>>722333638gcj game
>>722333638Ambitious movie more like
How many Concords does Sony have planned at this point?
>>722333638I believe him.Creating a blockbuster game with an ugly lesbian lead that only appeals to 0.1% of the population is ambitious as fuck.
>>722334950>Reminder that the character designer of this abomination got hired to work on nu Wolverine.lol what
>>722334950but...but whythey worked on a flop that did miserably mostly due to those shit designs, shouldn't they be blacklisted forever?
>>722333638The Titanic was expensive too kekeke
>>722333638can't wait for you to not stfu about it
>>722333638Neil can't write shit without having someone balance the bullshit. It's why the last of us 2 was so ass, he didn't have a cowriter
>>722335001>"I SNAKED MY WAY INTO TAKING OVER A COMPANY I DIDN'T CREATE, AND USE IT AS MY OWN GAY AND UGLY SOCIAL PLATFORM! NOTICE ME!"Fuck this guy.
>>722335001I got you
>>722334523Shouldn't have treated his devs like shit then. The whole leak happened because one of them had had enough of the whole thing and leaked the story out of spite.
>>722336965oh man this is brutal...
>>722335750you fail upwards with Sony
>>722333638To be fair nobody will care about Woke once Trump loses the midterms and this will sell a lot of copies.
>>722337169lol wowi hate marvel slop but this is gonna take it to another level of crap
>>722337169it's the same with literally every big company
>>722337169All is forgiven if she just gives me the IT-Z model
>>722333638I FUCKING LOVE BALD MASCULINE WOMEN!! I HOPE SHE HAS TONS OF TRASHY TATTOOS TOO!!
>>722335536>they'll never top tlouwhat a grim timeline.
>>722335298Anime website, tourist
>>722334920Loon troon
>>722333995Yeah, Neil Druckmann when he made this.
Genuinely will be one of the biggest flops in terms of money lost of any game studio ever.
>>722334634Every time I see it my brain fills in the Witcher 3 combat theme.
>>722334523He changed gaming, before his game the last of us all you did was jump around in mario, hes a visionary and literally chosen by god, it says so right there in the old testament.
>>722333638Just like The Last of Us 2, game journalists will be playing make believe that this game is super important and amazing, and that everyone loves it. Meanwhile it will be bargain binned within a week, and they’ll never officially release the budget to compare sales figures.
I'm kind of surprised anyone is mad about this new game because if you're the kind of person who played The Last of Us then why does any of what's revealed about the OP game bother you? This series has always been Kamalaslop
>new IP, not the next installment of a beloved series>bland committee safe designs >creator is pro Isreal, something not popular with Neil's target audienceThey have no choice but to lean on the chudbaiting, it's the only thing Intergalactic has going for it.
>>722342170I think it's to big of a shift from a Hollywood wannabe huffing his own farts with his misery porn and subversions. TLoU1 was still very much a game, it came with a very fun multiplayer that let you just enjoy the game half of it after the story TLoU2 does actually improve on the combat in a lot of little ways. Largely conextual animations and attacks, but there is no way to get right to that without sitting through the expository walk and talk dialogue dumps after your first play through. There'll probably be even less chance to enjoy the game half of your cinnematic expierence in this slop.
>>722334634Fucking loved this bit. It would have been better if Lev got brain damage from it and died.
>>722340998It won't be the biggest flop, as big as the budget will be, it's not a multiplayer game. But for sure, this will be the start of Naughty Dog's financial downfall. TLOU2 was the last rugpull they could make, they've been making quick bucks with remakes and TLOU1 TV shows, but that franchise is diseased, nobody expects another Uncharted Sequel to be good, and they have nothing they can sell this new IP. It will be a few more failures before they're completely disbanded
>>722337169would.both of them
>>722333962
>>722335272>sheI can't belieb you've done this. Xer mom heckin died because she misgendered xer and you've still got the audacity to do it? The whole community you live in is going to burn for this.
>>722335787The character designer was a jew, anon.
>>722334865Getting a professional network is a completely different from making a good game.
>more ambitious>than cinematic linear cover shooter dogshitThat's not a really high bar
>>722333845But then i'll conveniently not post it
>>722333638reminder that the first ever quadruple A game turned out to be utter dogshit. this shit ain't different
>>722334523Why isn't he leaving Naughty Dog to go work in Hollywood then?
>>722337169I don't understand this. She failed, miserably. Yet is rewarded for it?
>>722345998because he's a hack.
>>722333638Will Naughty Dog get shutdown when this ends up flopping hard? Or will Neil cook the books and rig the awards again?
>>722333638>most expensive gamegod i can't wait for this shit to be a giga failure
>>722345998Because the reception of season 2 made it clear he can't make it in Hollywood.
>>722345097sounds gay
>>722345998NEXT GUY
>>722333780What an awful way to die
>>722346105but this would explain why western games keep sucking
>>722333638>most ambitious game>generic over the shoulder action schlock with zero gameplay depth but look at how nice we made the walk-and-talk cutscenes
>>722346697But anon, there's never been a Sony game like this before
>>722346905>it's a revenge storycrazy that sony is trying something new
Yeah, it's open world
>>722333638Developers should hide the fact that they waste money during game development. They should feel shame.
Neil Druckmann is an Israel shill
>>722333995Bloober team once said "we are done making shitty games"
>>722345097>The reason for Jordan's shaved head, the absurd reaction to which ND fully expected, is to serve the hiding of her identity, as she is a wanted criminal.
>>722351119Maybe she's supposed to be retarded, most criminals are.
>>722345097So uhh, Why was he going to sacrifice them, or is it completely missing the point why it happened in Heart of Darkness?
>>722345097they face scanned that roided indian guy with a speech impediment? can't wait to hear his nasally voice for 30 hours.
How do you respond?
>>722333780I can't think of another studio, whether it's in games, tv or film, where the entire thing got taken over by one director who proceeded to ruin the entire studio. Druckman was given a position with way too much power that he didn't earn, and now Naughty Dog, a tremendously successful and innovative studio that he did not create, is his to destroy, and destroy it he absolutely will.
>>722351831Death death to the IDF
>>722351831What I love is a good coherent story and you aren't capable of making one.Joel dying isn't the problem, I don't mind characters dying one bit, even the ones I like. I care about the context making sense though, which it didn't. And the story following that being worth my time, which it wasn't since it was shit.
>>722333638Fascinatingly ugly
>>722351831>They're not real? Just like your fans!
>>722351831You know what else isn't real? The holocaust
>>722351831oh so now they can tell what fiction is
>>722352505Kek, nice
>>722333638They are going to need more sponsors.
>>722334697>>722334697He will blame White people, in which time he won't hesitate to get funding for his next game since the flop isn't his fault.
>>722333638ALRIGHT DRUCKMAN GIVE ME YOUR NEW STORY>OKAY SO UHHHH 5 DUDES BETRAY YOU>AND YOU GET REVENGETHE MOST GENIUS AND UNIQUE STORY IN THE MEDIUM DEAR GOD HES DONE IT AGAIN
>>722337169Naughty Dog isn't Sony's company any more, which is why they've done so many multiplats.
>i hope this game is bad so i can be nostalgic about being angry at women
>>722353486sorry forgot pic
>>722353486>I hope this game is halfway decent so I can pretend video games aren't a barren wasteland.
>>722353486Nobody hopes for shit and would like to have more good new games than what we get now. But some turds can be smelled from a mile away.
>>722353430>Naughty Dog isn't Sony's company any moredid anyone tell naughty dog that?
>>722350470Then they made shit like SH2R and Cronos
>>722353770I just love it when they absolutely seethe you can smell their shit game from miles away
>>722353770we get plenty of good games, about as many as normal. your tastes are just more and more refined every year along with your expectations.
>>722354226>about as many as normal.imagine being this cucked
>>722354538Is destruction all stars still playable?
>>722356748doesn't look like it>Since May 30th, the servers for this game have been unavailable and it currently doesn’t look like they’re ever coming back. There was no prior shutdown announcement. Afaik the devs stopped to support this game in 2022 and so no one is working on a fix.modern vidya for you.
>>722356970So another one off the list then, game so dead nobody even cares if it ded
>>722357086I would change the filename, but it just seems like a waste of time.
>>722333638>GOTYbro, there's no gameplay yet.
>>722334920concord
>>722342035Literally all they have to do is make the lead character cute. This game is supposedly inspired by 80s/90s anime. Good. Notice what all the girls in those animes have in common? They're cute. It's not such complex rocket science it would need a channel migrant to understand it.
>>722354538>>722357271Lmao I thought death stranding 2 released on pc as well, still have 1 on the backlog but I guess it will have a pc port when I finally get around to it.
>>722333638The older I get, the more valuable my time becomes and the the more picky I get about games I play. I will not play games with ugly women. Simple as.
>>722354538Demons Souls remake technically isnt just a ps3 port. its an overhaul of the original with SSD loading and very good graphicsYotei is out btw
>>722333638>>722334530
>>722361094>turns into a maneven AI isn't this retarded.
>>722333638Hope this ends Neil Druckmann, but he can only fail up or sideways for being a tribe member. It is known.
>>722364578How charmingly old-fashioned of this AI to think only men have tattoos.
>her>but with big titswhy is this so hard to do
>>722364578She looks like the most bland human ever, not interesting at allLike if you amalgamated every human on earth into a single brown person this is what you'd get
>>722346287but they specifically did stuff he didnt write, how is that not the director's/writer's fault?
>>722346105>>722346463>some artist operating under the purview of a design committee and a project lead should be blacklisted forever... because, okay?!you faggots are retarded
