annette's petite breasts
But those thighs...
What kind of animal do you guys think Shamir should transform into when she’s added to Shadows? I’m thinking an armadillo. It matches her personality, and just like an armadillo, if you touch her you’ll probably end up with a disease.
>>722346882>Hard-working genki retard X hard-working cold retardKINO
New 4W trailer when
>>722346882Big tits suck
>>722347524They're currently "shilling" Shadows so it'll probably be a few months.
fire emblem
Marriage with Marianne!
What support chains in FE were trying to be funny that you actually thought WERE funny?
supports killed FE
I killed Kaga Shozou
>>722348182your loose mother killed FE
>>722348021I think Bernedetta is funny.
>>722348237Kaga...is dead..
>>722348021Felix being a catty bitch is funnyThe main problem with a lot of the comedy supports is that they have the le wacky randumb humor
>>722348237t. Sommie
>3hrt support>good
Silence, Engage sissy.
can we go one thread without engage vs 3 houses fighting?
>>722348512>posts the first cast with supports so bad it has zero popular characters
>>722348632breeding rape
>>722348636it has at least 4 sexy characters though (ivy, hort, veyle, citrinne)
>>722346942https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag_Ft-zf7fY
>>722348021etie x goldmary
>>722348728If you're into clown drag queens I guess
Bros are women just drag queens?
I still love Shamir
Etie: Another delicious-looking spread for dinner. Ooo, and they've got baked potatoes tonight. Lucky for me there's still one left. Gotta get my starches in, after all! Feels like everything's going my way.Goldmary: Oh! I'm going to step in here. Excuse me.Etie: Did you just... That baked potato was mine!Goldmary: Then you should have taken it instead of staring at it.Etie: Ugh! This is just the kind of thing I'd expect an Elusian to do.Goldmary: Only when there are Firenese in the way.Etie: I don't think you want to push this with me, lady. Hand over the baked potato.Goldmary: Respectfully, I decline.Etie: You "decline"? That's a fine thing to say for a potato thief!Goldmary: I can't steal what wasn't yours to begin with. Any authority figure would agree.Etie: That's it. No more talk. Gimme that potato!Goldmary: Mmm... No.Etie: You can't just eat it!Goldmary: Delicious. Mm. Sorry, I got distracted for a moment there. What were you saying?Etie: Urgh! Have it your way! But don't think this is over - you're gonna pay!TOPKEK! It's funny how they're arguing over a potato! That's so random! God I love Engage supports.
I'm glad it lives rent-free in your head so much that you know it by heart
>>722348632
This nigga getting flustered because somebody posted the support he himself said he found funny
Big sexter
>>722349061yea I got a chuckle out of two women being catty to each other sue me.
>>722348021- Faye being a psycho killing for Alm's attention- Clarine dunking on Dorothy/Merlinus for being plebs + harassing a cleric for healing her brother- Leo rizzing Beruka to avoid being assassinated
>Engage supports are great like Scrunko/Zumblo... NO NO NO NO WAIT DON'T READ THEM PLEASE DON'T READ THEMHuh... that's a weird response
>>722347372
>>722347524Probably some time between December and March. 3H had eight months between it's first and second trailer, but was also significantly less developed than FW appears to be, so I'd expect it's next trailer to come out quicker.
>>722349407who are you quoting
Constance doesn't have a single bad support.
Constance doesn't have a single good support.
Anner's tiny tits...
>>722349569His ass of course
Hapi plappi
>>722349643
There's no difference between Awakening's supports and Engage's supports except that people weren't fed up with anime tropes yet in 2013. I had the same exact cringe feeling reading Awakening's supports back then that you do reading Engage's.
>Whatabouism
>>722350032It's not whataboutism when the entire conversation was about Engage having the worst supports in the series, moron.
>>722350093It does.
>>722349953Anime wasn't as normalised back then so to normies Awakening's tropes were fresh and new............Engage came out 10 years after Awakening
>>722349909I prefer her Three Houses hairstyle.
3H Anna doesn't have a single good or bad support
>>722350132The correct response is "It is." ESL retard.>>722350152Okay and? That doesn't make their quality better. You're just reiterating exactly what I typed.
>>722348303I wonder wtf happened to that >Bernie Bernie Bernie schizo from several years back lol
>>722350263Putin killed him.
>>722350263he got gunned down by ziggers
>>722350170I honestly cant even tell if this is AI or an actual CGI pic from one of the games (maybe the Musou one)
I miss Firfag
Cutesythea
>>722350250>The correct response is "It is." ESL retard.You're ESLB. There's nothing wrong with that structure when it's responding to "Engage having the worst supports in the series"But I already know what you're gonna say next. I'll preface this by telling you to kill yourself.
>>722350232Hey wait a second....
More ginger girls
>>722350170
>>722350487What is the point of those spike things
>>722348021Dedue and Felix was kino. >youre telling me you’d kill a FAMILY WITH 6 KIDS if Dimitri told you to?>yeah man lol Also Dimitri and hapi.
wew just kiss already you fucks
>>722350545Spikes = cool
>>722349953People who defend Fates and Engage writing are ESLs or otherwise read at a 6th grade level because they can't understand just how poor the diction and sentence structure is in those particular games.
>>722350652Is it fun being this angry all the time?
Why are we spering over engage now?
>>722350545I always assumed there were for not getting hit on the sides of their thighs
>>722350727You can’t keep using>duhh have funWhen you seethe all the time>>722348512
>>722350652thats what happens when they cut corners and hire ESLS to translate. just look at persona 5 :-)
>>722350808That's not me bro this is exactly what I mean
>>722350402The main subject of the conversation was whataboutism, so you have specified what you were referring to because a normal person would assume you were sticking to replying about the main topic.>kill yourselfNever.>>722350652Nigger, now we're critiquing the grammatical structuring of Fire Emblem dialogue? How many things are you going to find to hate about the FEs you hate until you're satisfied?
>>722350841Sure man :)
>>722349643doesn't she have like 3 stinky feet fetish bait supports?
>>722351006Did I stutter?
>He's at the everyone annoyed by my antics is the same person stage alreadyThis is progressing fast. Soon he's going to have a name for his "enemy" that he starts using.
I think we should get Shamir merch. That'd be good for the franchise.
>>722349953This, except that I already hatec american financed anime, you trannynegroes KILLED anime
>>722350652>sentence structureI'm done you people are hopeless
>no argument
Post FE girls that would post about sentence structures on anonymous imageboards
>>722351749
>>722351767I... can't...
>>722351767Miriel and Lute
>>722351798
>>722351767
>>722351749the girl who saved the gacha
>>722351841>>722351893Neither of them would care enough. They'd be busy studying something important
>>722351862
>>722351917They would tell you to organize your thoughts before you open your gob
>>722351925
I bet this is the same pseud from the other day who thinks UO has a good plot just because of the way the dialogue is written.
>>722352050Just one more picture...
>>722351893I was going to say her.
>>722351893magic anime girls with neck length hair.....
>>722352616Miriel's design is great, especially as a chad enjoyer of big oversized witch hats. I just find her character really boring.
>>722352875>he doesnt love autistic girls with a goalUnderstandable have a good day
>>722349953Name one support in Engage that's as bad Chrom/FRobin's WAAA YOU SAW ME NAKED IN THE BATH shit.
>>722348021Claude fucking with annette is funny
>>722348021
>>722348021I liked Constance and Balthus.
Someone post the 3H engine version of Quan and Ethlyn's deaths
Why Felix has such a large number of female supports?
>>722353921Because 3H is an otome game and Felix is otome bait
>>722348021wolt being a dense retard in his roy support https://youtu.be/NaEIX-tpSec?si=LS6gwyRAyYakRvtl
>>722353921For some reason, women love Felix.
>>722353921If Dimitri didn't exist, Felix would easily be the most popular 3H male.
>>722354058why do women love men that don't care for them and just want to study the blade?
>>722354024>>722354058>>722354209>Height: 174 cmWhat's his secret?
>>722354302He's fictional so women can't stand next to him in person and get the manlet ick.
>>722351749>IS skipped making this alt>twice
>>722354361Nuh.As long as you're "handsome + don't give a fuck about them" then they get more determined to get into your pants.
>>722354423>no Christmas Kvasir>no New Year Gullveig>no Fallen Heidr>no Bride Seidrlmaoing at your life
>>722354745OBSESSED
>>722354583>they called Napoleon Puss in Boots until he graduated military schoolkek
Hooray, now I can stop playing shadows until they release Frogleth, maybe or Rhea possibly, or L'Arachel, as if or Joshua, haha or Seth, lol or Serra, lmao!
>>722354870Did you buy it or did it drop?All of my characters are level 5, so I only see 3* and 5* stuff.
you will be waiting forever for those shadows-tard
>>722354816When you think about it, Napoleon and Felix are more or less similar.Except Napoleon was more autistic and strategic.
>>722354961Bought it. Someone listed one pretty low so I jumped on it just to free myself.
Alear and I
>>722348021Soren’s supports were the only good supports in Engage.Shit was great.
>trannius fag figures
>>722348021I know people hate it because localizer trannies are terrible but I thought the infamous Saizo x Beruka “…” support was actually really funny when I first played it.
god this series is so shit now...
>>722355503>now???
>>722355002I'm not exactly on the edge of my seat over here.
Can somebody post the pussy that saved Fire Emblem?
>>722355853put your trip back on taco
>>722356010you wish I was him gullnigger
>>722354870How much have you been grinding in general?
>>722355916
>>722356130Sure thing pablo
>>722356186Not very much but as much as I could stand. Between 10-20 rounds a day. Dimitri's at lv 7, Kurt is at 6 and everyone else is at 5. I've only gotten one 7 star drop, a sight stone that sold for a few thousand which let me afford an Areadbhar.
I wish Kaga would do a Kickstarter project like other Japanese devs did. He needs to put out something with a decent budget and not SRPG Studio shit so we can proudly show it off and point to it and tell them "this is how it's done."
>>722356535Seethe subhuman.
In Theee Houses why is everyone's reaction to Dmitiri so unbelievably RETARDED?I was in the last thread saying this is my first and I love it. I love the story. But especially post time skip generally are these people retarded?pre time skip>you all spent months murdering hundreds of militias and bandits trying to survive, cultists and monsters>Dmitiri being a good noble dude in spite of his father being fucking beheaded>you finally catch up to flame emperor, realize betrayal, he kills people with hands and everyone is like UMM EXCUSE ME CALM DOWN?Post time skip>imprisoned >kingdom falls>friend is killed (although im not far enough so I feel like maybe he returns>sits in a broken monastery for five years getting attacked and loses an eye...?>everyone suddenly finds him at once?>UH DMITIRI CALM DOWN EVERYONE IS HAPPY TO BE BACK WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET???Dude what the fuck? What did everyone else do during the timeskip because theyre pretty chipper
>>722357179you have a problem with that and not byleth sleeping in a river for 5 years
>>722357179That's one of the biggest flaws in 3H's story, the entire world just stands still for 5 years (aside from Dimitri going schizo) because the main character isn't there. Also you should leave before getting spoiled.
>>722357179The problem is that he's being a shortsighted edgelord.
>>722355152>all the rest of the emblems are nice and friendly to everyone>Soren is just an unrelenting, careless asshole
>>722357791Except when Ike shows up to his paralogue map, then he melts like the bottom twink he truly is.
Raquel
>>722357004Does Kaga even care anymore since his art friend that did the Vestaria Saga art died?
>>722358449That's Mayumi Hirota. She did the art for FE5.
>>722346882This is what I hate from Fire Emblem, Annette is my wife in my playthough, but everyone keeps making art of her fucking and shipping her with FelixITS SO FUCKING ANNOYINGAND IT HAPPENS WITH ALL OTHER GIRLS TOO, THE ONLY BITCH THATS NOT THE CASE IS EDELGARD AND MAYBE RHEA, BUT EDELGARD GETS SHIPPED WITH FROGLETH
>>722358693Commission art of yourself with your FE waifu. Or make sloppa of it.
Wait a minute.
>>722357356>the entire world just stands still for 5 years (aside from Dimitri going schizo) because the main character isn't there.No it doesn't?Edelgard makes heavy progress into the Kingdom after Cornelia helps take it over but then it devolves into a stalemate because she can't successfully take Fraldarius or Gautier territory. That happens in war.
>>722359764I can see that covering a year, maybe two, but 5? Come on now.
>>722359904Don't Google WW1
>>722358693At least your wife is shipped with a guy.
>>722359904England had a 100 year back and forth war with France, it's not that unusual in medieval history.
>>722359975She took over Garreg Mach in the blink of an eye and that was against a fucking dragon. She has a huge army, she has demonic beasts, she has the moleman with nukes on her side, she should be mowing down the entire continent easily.
>>722359904Lightning fast wars only happened with Napoleon and only when he was personally leading.
>So, we each agree to rendezvous outside Garreg Mach at the exact same time 5 years from now, just in time to come to Dimitri and Byleth's rescue as Dimitri decides to exterminate the local bandit problem once and for all, and Byleth has just awoken from her 5 year coma?>pinky pwomise :3?
>>722360178Dude. The siege of one city/castle could take years.
>>722360320They didn't have demonic beasts and Agarthan tech in medieval sieges.
>>722360384Glassing a city you're trying to take over defeats the purpose, it's only ever the Agarthans who deploy that tactic because they actively want to genocide all of the humans.
>>722360293>we used to fight here as classmates>yeah until you invaded us you dumb bitchEverything Edelgard says just has a layer of "Is this stupid bitch fucking serious right now" to it
>>722356205So, why did they decide to make an even worse looking MC than Alear? Who wants to play as a dreadlock wearing shitter?
>>722360110>At least your wife is shipped with a guy.Hilda or Marianne? cause they both get shipped with guys anon, Marianne with Dimitri and Hilda with Claude
>>722360469The point is that the game contradicts itself. The end of Part I shows just how much power she had been amassing and how much her forces overwhelm the defenses at Garreg Mach. And then as soon as Byleth goes to sleep in a river, all that power just dissipates?
>>722360178The only way to cope is that some decent commanders in Faerghus employed this strategy.Three Hopes made it that she more or less used diplomacy and political intrigues rather than military to take over most of Faerghus.
shut the fuck up about troonhouses
Harry potter verse mogs
>>722360602You see no difference in the difficulty of attacking one unprepared building and seizing 2/3rd of a continent the size of Europe? They tell you that Edelgard spends months infiltrating Garreg Mach with her soldiers disguised as merchants.
>>722347372Basically Shezleth to me
>>722360643I mean isn't it outright stated in-game that the population of the Kingdom is smaller but they have a much stronger military than the Empire with far more crest bearers?
>>722360582Yes but you know how it goes.>Find artist that specializes in Hilda or Marianne>They also draw the other>Oh no>Of course they’re yurifags
>>722361021It's said the people of Kingdom are more martial in traditions and also tougher people due to the climate (mountains+cold) so there you have it.It's also stated that the kingdom has superior mounted units especially in cavalry and pegasus knights.It's pretty much medieval France more or less.
>>722360293>high school reunions don't existSome of you try to hard to be retarded
>>722360602>The end of Part I shows just how much power she had been amassingNone of the timelines of the Fodlan games actually back up the idea that the Empire has an overwhelming military advantage over the Kingdom or Alliance>AM/VW/SSEdelgard stabs the Church in the back unexpectedly and attacks Garreg Mach with an army she'd been preparing for monthsEdelgard then tries to win over the southern Alliance lords and get them to join the Empire but Claude manages to hold things togetherEdelgard can't penetrate the Kingdom successfully, gets Cornelia to murder Rufus and frame Dimitri, which throws the Kingdom into turmoil and allows the Western lords to switch to the Empire>CF Edelgard stabs the Church in the backEdelgard once again can't make the Alliance fracture and has to invade with the help of BylethEdelgard fails to penetrate the Kingdom again but also turns her back on the Agarthans meaning she can't even successfully divide it>HopesIn every timeline Edelgard starts her war but then gets stuck in the same stalemate she always doesThe idea that the Empire is this juggernaut isn't really supported by anything. She takes Garreg Mach so easily because it's a surprise stab in the back and then from that point onwards she struggles militarily and has to rely on subverting the other nations politically. Honestly Edelgard genuinely isn't a very good military leader based on the Fodlan games, she kind of sucks and always resorts to Jewish tricks.
>>722361353
>>722361364This doesn't seem wildly implausible to you, anon? That everyone would meet at the exact same time, at the perfect location (not the agreed upon location btw), all based on a spur of the moment comment about a class reunion during an evening of revelry? During a war, mind you, where each heir is besieged with his or her own unique set of problems?But then again, 3H is written this way in general. A succession of contrivances and conveniences to drive the paper-thin plot. You have to look the other way a lot lest you catch a glimpse of the barely covered dog poo sitting in the litter box.
>>722361670The Imperial generals are all overhyped too, Waldemar does basically nothing, Randolph and Ladislava are useless fodder with no feats who get KWAB'd in every time line, and Leopold's greatest moment in Three Hopes is nearly dying after getting baited out by Claude and encircledThese guys fucking suck if we're being honest, Rodrigue and Matthias holding the line with a rump of the Kingdom for 5 years is the most impressive thing any generals do during the war.
>>722361670Edelgard is German.What else do you expect?
>>722361846>That everyone would meet at the exact same time, at the perfect location (not the agreed upon location btw), all based on a spur of the moment comment about a class reunion during an evening of revelry?Your claims of 3H having a contrived plot are based on you not remembering the game's story. They're specifically planning to meet again at Garreg Mach during the millennium festival. It was never some random date, it was to celebrate a millennium since Garreg Mach's founding.
>>722361846I really loathe that type of nitpicky cinemasins fag type, as if even great movies and books don't have some form of contrivances. There are way more interesting parts to critique but you keep drilling on that.
>>722361846>>722362036This is like claiming nobody would remember they planned to meet up on New Year's Eve in the year 2000This is the most midwitted Reddit-brained criticism of 3H's plot I have ever heard
>>722362036>>722362096>>722362215It's contrived writing, it's bogus and silly. I get that the writers wrote it that way, with all these implausible facts aligning, because it solves a lot of problems at once. But that's precisely what makes it a contrivance. It's too unbelievable that so many things would align so perfectly like that. Not to mention the implausibility that the "plans" wouldn't change in 5 years, considering everything that had happened.Were you thinking about the stupid shit you said to your friends 5 years after graduating high school?>oh ur just a midwit oh ur just nitpicky3H is FULL of this shit. You have to ignore ALL of it to forgive it and I'm not willing to do that when you niggers grill the other games for the same type of shit.
>>722362405GODLINE
>>722362428>S-Stop calling me a midwit!Stop being a midwit retard then. There is literally nothing implausible about>Hey we all go to this academy that's at the centre of our religion>The millennium of the religions founding is in a few years>Lets all meet back here thenWhat the fuck is contrived about this? It would quite literally be one of the most significant dates in their continent and religion's history, centred in a place they all have history with???
>>722361846A contrivance of fate seeing a promise kept at the brink of hopelessness isn't inappropriate in this game with the goddess who defers to fate more than once. It works on AM because of Dimitri's hopeless state. It's pretty ineffective on the other routes.
>>722362428>wtf why do they plan on meeting at garreg mach during the garreg mach millennium festival celebrating the millennium since the founding of garreg mach you're right they should have planned to meet on a random tuesday in almyra
>>722362096This what happened to 3H’s story. For three years it got the cinemasins treatment.
>>722362843It's the fact that Byleth wakes up from her coma right then. It's the fact that Dimitri decides to take care of the local banditry right then and there, after what, sitting on his ass? It's the fact that they all come in at the exact same time, at the exact location that they presumably saw clairvoyantly, in the most reddit "here comes the cavalry" way imaginable.It's the fact that the stupid writing doesn't end here. It's so tiresome, how much 3Hfags ask you to forgive and forget while unwilling to do the same for games they criticize.I didn't like 3H's story. I thought it had some interesting characters, but a bad, a below average story. If I point out a problem with it, all you do is hand-wave it and say it's not a big deal and call me stupid for wanting a story that is basically immersive and not dumb.
how frustrating is it to play Maddening 3H? Never played a FE game properly but I know the jam
>>722354029I am glad I only C-supported himIt would be cucked to not be able to at the very least marry Lilina (too bad Cecilia came way too late)
scrimblo
>>7223630473H antis have spent 6 years trying to discredit its writing and have had no success so they've resorted to desperate midwit shit like this
>>722363080Dimitri had just finished killing a bunch of imperial soldiers before Byleth found him. And Byleth woke up right then because the literal goddess who sees through time woke them up right on time for that promised meeting.
>>722363139You're the one who seems desperate. Why the insults on my intelligence? Defend the shit writing instead of deflecting if it can really stand up to scrutiny.
>>722363226So why didn't Sothis just wake up Byleth sooner, if it was that easy? Why is this game written around a 5 year coma, despite all the problems it causes?
>>722363080Dimitri has been killing bandits and enemy soldiers non-stop for years. He's the only one it makes since to go kill some more bandits right away without any backup.
>>722363080>It's the fact that Byleth wakes up from her coma right thenSothis explicitly does this.>It's the fact that Dimitri decides to take care of the local banditry right then and there, after what, sitting on his ass? Oh my god you actually are a midwit lmao. Dimitri is there because of the promise. He didn't choose a random Tuesday to go to Garreg Mach, how are you this slow?>It's the fact that they all come in at the exact same timeYou mean like they planned to, on one of the most significant date's in Fodlan's history?>at the exact location that they presumably saw clairvoyantlyThey know where Garreg Mach is you fucking midwit. After that it's just hearing the massive fucking fight outside.Again, people are calling you a Reddit-brained midwit because your nitpicks are desperate. You've even had to drop parts of your argument after it got pointed out to you that you literally didn't remember why that date was chosen in particular.>It's the fact that the stupid writing doesn't end here. It's so tiresome, how much 3Hfags ask you to forgive and forget while unwilling to do the same for games they criticize.Yeah, it's pretty blatant you're lashing out impotently because you're mad at other games getting critique. Its obvious because your nitpicks are so shit and, ironically, contrived.
>>722363329It's god-level magic. You can safely assume that it worked as intended since Sothis wants Fodlan saved, and it is saved.
>>722363080it's because 3h tards don't play other FEs
>>722363080>It's the fact that the stupid writing doesn't end here. It's so tiresome, how much 3Hfags ask you to forgive and forget while unwilling to do the same for games they criticize.>I didn't like 3H's story. I thought it had some interesting characters, but a bad, a below average story. If I point out a problem with it, all you do is hand-wave it and say it's not a big deal and call me stupid for wanting a story that is basically immersive and not dumb.I like how this is basically an admission that you're angry another game (probably fates or engage let's be real here) had its writing critiqued so you're desperately trying and failing to find similar holes in 3HThere are holes in 3H's writing but the ones you're trying to claim exist are shit and driven by desperation
Why did god send Jesus at 1 ad Explain maggots!
>>722363139And by antis you mean Conqueers.
>>722363442>midwit midwit midwit REDDITNobody who's confident in their argument has to lash out this lol.Riddle me this, genius lover of Nintendo lore. Why does Claude just GIVE UP his kingdom out of nowhere, at the height of conflict? Is that more of that dramatic 3H character writing? Am I cinemasins-nitpicking for wanting to see this dumb unserious faggot fleshed out like any proper lord should be?
>playing 3 houses for the first time>doing hitlergard route first>option to join her doesn't show>find out I need to talk to her in the retarded monastery to unlock the route despite her having no special icon in the minimap>no old save files since I thought the option to join her would show up later>get forced into the good boy route insteadThis fucking series man, apparently I also missed some weapons later on due to not killing a boss with a specific character or some bullshit.Caspar is best boy, maybe I got blessed by the RNG gods but he's wrecking monsters left and right and I'm loving his supports, motherfucker got both Bernie and Doro after him after the first timeskip battle.Is the no monastery mod on gamebanana any good? I'm thinking of trying it out for NewGame+The sauna minigame and the cantina are getting old old fast
How long until it brings Rodrigue's death. They really are bots
Mangs
>>722363693>Stop calling me stupid!Stop saying transparently stupid shit then?Your "plot holes" are literally based on not remembering the game's story, how do you expect people to react?
>>722363593I'm not trying to "find" anything. I clearly have hit upon a nerve here, which is why 3 of you fags are anally devastated enough to continuously insult my intelligence right now. I've never defended Engage's or Fates's writing a day in my life. I usually don't even get into these discussions.You're talking to a new guy, not your mortal enemy. Convince me 3H writing isn't essentially as stupid as the games you hate, just in a different way.
>>722363742NOOO STOOOOP 3H IS PERFECT YOU ARE JUST A JEALOUS FATES/AWAKENING/SOV/TELLIUS/GBA/KAGA FAG
>>722347029>>722346990>>722346969>>722346772>>722346291
>>722363693>Why does Claude just GIVE UP his kingdom out of nowhereClaude's motivation is unifying Fodlan while he becomes King of Almyra. He hands it off to Dimitri in AM because Dimitri has a better shot of doing that in that timeline. In VW he hands it off to Byleth for the exact same reason. It's hard to position yourself as the unifier of anything when you're on the brink of death with the Imperial army sieging your capital. Use your brain.
>>722363086stop malding for a second and respond
>>722363818So you have no answer to my Claude question? Why does he do that? Why the anticlimax? Why is 3H's shitty writing so anticlimactic all the time? You get to the timeskip and then a whole lot of nothing happens, except dumb character contrivances.
>>722363870The only one anally devastated is you for having a hissy fit over people calling you an idiot over acting like the authority on a story you literally could not remember basic plot elements of.
>>722363773You're fucking sensitive about it though. Clearly this is a sensitive spot for you. But I don't know all that. Like I said, I don't follow these discussions. I came to these conclusions on my own, like many others apparently did. Wonder why that could be. Is everyone stupid, and you just figured it all out?
>>722348021Whenever Flayn starts spilling the beans
>>722364003Tell me what plot elements I forgot.>>722363920Bullshit answer. He's a non-character and non-entity in Dimitri's route, so why set him up all for this aborted ejaculation of a character arc?
>>722364076Someone who is passing by wouldn't write a whole paragraph about how much they don't care.
>>722364163>Bullshit answer.
>>722364163You couldn't even remember why they were meeting on that date or why there or why it was significant, and because you couldn't remember you took it to be a plot hole. Your entire "plot hole" was based on something you couldn't remember and yes it made you look like a midwit retard.
>/v/ says 3H is poorly written>Is incapable of understanding the basic plot pointslel
>>722364207I didn't say I don't care. Now who's the midwit? I said I don't follow these discussions. I'm actually genuinely surprised at the vitriol I'm getting right now for raising some valid concerns about 3H's writing.I've been called a butthurt Engagefag, a Fatesfag, a midwit redditor Cinemasins type, stupid for what...questioning 3H's at times dumb as shit writing?
>>722348021Most of Flayne’s were pretty funny. Her and Raphael’s made me laugh the first time.
>>722363693>Why does Claude just GIVE UP his kingdom out of nowhere, at the height of conflict?Did you like miss the entire scene where he explains why he's doing this
Oof.
Kind of funny how IS is so butthurt that people prefer 3H over Engage that they made a 3H sequel just to fill it with basketball americans.
>>722364320>I'm actually genuinely surprised at the vitriol I'm getting right now for raising some valid concerns about 3H's writing.People are calling you an idiot because you're acting like an idiot. The plot hole you were arguing for was based on you literally not remembering the plot correctly.
>>722364443HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>722364297They're meeting because they agreed to meet on that date. I said as much. You're getting pissy with me because I didn't describe every detail that went into that consideration. But the details don't change the simple fact: they decided to meet on that date because they agreed to.I'm questioning the plausibility of their honoring that agreement, given the circumstances. More to the point perhaps, I'm questioning why 3H is written around a 5 year coma of the MC despite how many stupid problems it creates.
>>722364163>Bullshit answer.I mean that is quite literally word for word exactly what Claude says and exactly what Claude does in AM/VWHis two aims are unifying Fodlan and becoming King of Almyra
>>722364460Well I'm sure not a Fodlan obsessive like you freaks. But no, I did remember the plot correctly. You still haven't pointed out what I got wrong, only that I omitted a detail. That's not wrong, it just means I didn't describe it the autistic level of detail you so desire.
>>722364443It's not a gacha so idk what OHNONOHAHAHAfags were expecting this to make. Probably already made back the money they invested to make it anyway.
>>722364443>game that only sells a season pass and some costumes that are too small to seeI don't see why this game charged money at all.
>>722364563Why does he have to cuck to Dimitri in order to accomplish his ambitions? At what point do you demand more from this Nintendo game's writing? You keep telling me it's the BEST FE STORY EVAR and it's full of shit just like this. Am I crazy for wanting real characters who do things? All on in one self-contained story, rather than split up across 4 really poor stories?
>>722364503Because your entire argument was that it was a contrived arbitrary place and date when it wasn't lmao. That was a direct consequence of you not remembering basic plot beats of a story you're trying to talk about. It's idiotic.>I'm questioning the plausibility of their honoring that agreement, given the circumstances. >Why did they meet up on an extremely important date in their history and religion at an extremely sentimental place to them personally that is also directly related to the significance of that date in the first placeYour argument doesn't work anymore lmao, so it's clear you didn't remember the story.
>>722364692https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8MZBUoQt68
>>722364443EOS by next September.
What set him off? This is the most spam I've seen in years.
>>722364604>Well I'm sure not a Fodlan obsessive like you freaks.Again it's a basic plot beat. You're acting like you're knowledgeable enough to critique a story you literally don't remember. Your plot hole came from you not remembering the story.
>>722364819average 3H fan
>>722364874normally we have a lurker janny who deletes it fast but I guess he's sleeping
>>722364819the average 2025 fire emblem fan
>>722364781>Why does he have to cuck to Dimitri in order to accomplish his ambitions?Do you remember anything about the plot of Azure Moon?
>>722364789Man, you're insufferable. I get that they wrote the meeting to be on a the anniversary of blah-blah-blah. That's what makes it so contrived. How many times do I have to say it?3H just has this really simplistic, kiddie-shounen story despite all the DEEP LORE. That is what bugs me, at the root of it. How paper thin everything is, beneath the veneer of complexity. Hard problems get solved in overly simplistic, retarded ways again and again.Dimitri wakes up from his schizophrenic nightmare because muh mentor dies. It's just such a trivial plot.
>>722364957There barely is any plot. But do answer the question if you can.
>>722348021Kent x Fiora is funny when you're old enough to get what they were implying.It also makes two relatively unremarkable characters a lot more memorable.
>>722365076>Non answer
>Oh yeah well if Three Houses's writing is so good why does the story not make sense when my brain can't remember it?Reddit's not sending their best.
>dude sex lol is the peak of comedy to fe fagsjesus this thread is full of infants
>>722365076No my question was sincere. Do you actually remember anything about the plot of the game? There is a whole scene where Claude explains his rationale verbatim. I'm not spoonfeeding you on it because it makes it even clearer to everybody else you're complaining about a story you can't even remember.
The funny thing is, when you're not in an adversarial kind of mood, I see 3Hfags admitting the story writing is shoddy. How many times have you idiots complained about your mole people? You're only pissy right now because you think I'm an Engagefag, your mortal enemy, whom you must defend your game's honor against.
>>722365209MEDS
>>722365184>uhhhh you just don't remember!!!!THE Fodlanfag defense.I'm asking why Claude is such a non-character and a non-entity in Dimitri's route. There isn't going to be an explanation in the game for that; the game doesn't see fit to address it. That's precisely my problem.
>>722365097The problem with 3H is that while the lore is decent, the story itself is so fucking retarded. Like everything about Edelgard is just "I can't believe this bitch is this stupid". Claude is worthless and just filler.
>>722365209People are calling you an idiot because you're trying to critique a story you can't remember and it's comicalThe fact you've now even started asking people to explain/remind you of Azure Moon's story is comical
lil bro you're trying so hard
https://youtu.be/3RfxvER8Njw
>>722364443FEH used to draw dimes with literal whos like “Reinhardt” and “Ayra”, what the hell happened
>>722360293>>722361364>>722361846>>722361873>>722362036
>>722365305>>uhhhh you just don't remember!!!!You literally don't though lmao.I'm asking you Anon, what is the reason Claude gives Dimitri for reunifying the Kingdom of Alliance?Remember, this is something he explicitly says to Dimitri. This has a correct answer. This was a scene from the game.Nobody is taking you seriously because you're trying to shit talk a story you LITERALLY can't remember.
>>722365361thank god this shitheap is finally dying
>>722362036>>722362096>>722362215>>722362428>>722362843
>per-emptively defended himself against Rodrigue's death because he knows it's a genuine retarded plot point
>>722365323I'm actually asking you what your thoughts on Claude being a non-entity are. I don't know why you keep interpreting my questions as literal requests for plot information. Are you perhaps the stupid one, to not be able to read between the lines here?You think Claude's character arc in AM is just totally okay?
>>722365314>Claude is worthless and just filler.Ironically, he's still the best character
>>722361021The only thing that gets stated is that Dimitri single handedly fought off the Adrestrian army for like 4.5 of those 5 years
>>722365512Your arguments have been "its shit because its shit" and "its shit because I can't remember why this thing happened."
>>722365423Nigger, it doesn't matter what his "reason" is. You're not getting it, still. Maybe you're choosing not to get it.What bothers me is that he does fuck-all in the story. There is no excuse for that. He doesn't even need to exist on that route. He's poorly handled.
3H
Lorefags genuinely need the gas chamber. I'm starting to apprehend what the broader issue is. You care a great deal about lore and """worldbuilding,""" but not about character arcs, story arcs, plots. Your only response to critiques of such things is to read more lore, brush up on your facts. Bunch of fucking clowns.
>>722365097These people have been raised on Komuro writing, 3H's writing isn't even that good but its still too high level from them. They've been trained to only understand >(literally me) is the sacred dragon prince/princess>I meet characters whose entire personality are 10 years outdated seasonal anime tropes>I kill bad dragonThe moment the idea that a character has secondary motivations is raised their eyes glaze over and they won't remember the story.
It's not stupid to plan to meet at Garreg Mach for it's 1000 year anniversary as a student.It is stupid to abandon the front lines in a war in which you are one of the highest ranking generals to travel to enemy territory to visit the ruins of Garreg Mach though. Dimitri is really the only person who can justify being there as written and that's because he's insane
>>722365802>Your only response to critiques of such things is to read more lore, brush up on your facts.Anon, I get that you're crashing out, but you literally could not remember basic plot elements.
Claude's secondary motivationshmmgive up my kingdom to go bowling
>I don't remember the story so it's bad
>>722346882nortubel tier tits
>>722365802>Admit you forgot the plot>Get corrected>Get mad??????????????
>>722365950>It is stupid to abandon the front lines in a war in which you are one of the highest ranking generalsI'm sorry which characters are we talking about here?
>>722365953Oh you have me beat on facts. You're the king of facts. I couldn't stomach sitting through 4 times to learn every detail, read the entire in-game library, or watch Faerghast videos on YT explaining the gaps. In terms of coherent characters who do things that matter in a sensible unbroken plot, I think you're still lacking a bit.But you're right, about 4 million normalfags bought and enjoyed it, so it must be the peak of fiction.
>Three Houses fans need to be SENT TO THE GAS CHAMBERS because I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE GAME'S STORYseems a bit extreme
>>722365739
Why is 3H the only Fire Emblem story that's immune to criticism?
>>722366174
>>722366029Every single crest bearer in the kingdom and alliance
>>722366137>Oh you have me beat on facts. You're the king of facts. I couldn't stomach sitting through 4 times to learn every detail, read the entire in-game library, or watch Faerghast videos on YT explaining the gaps.Anon these are basic plot elements from story cutscenes. This information is not tucked away in supports. You don't remember the story and that's fine but if you can't remember the story why are you pretending to be an arbiter on its quality? It's farcical.
>>722366137lil bro going mask off
>>722366239It sold 4 million and uh, you're a doo-doo head Engagesissy
“How bad of a parent would they be“
>>722366275Is Claude a non-entity, or isn't he? Why do I need to know the script verbatim to know that Claude does fuck-all? Stop yanking me around and just address the question.
>>722366260They aren't the leading generals though. In fact I'm pretty sure none of the 3H students are even leading their own noble houses. Plus the Alliance gets an entire blank cheque because they aren't actively fighting the Empire at the start of Part 2, Edelgard has tried to switch to diplomacy to break it in half.
I don't care about the fuck ass story of 3H. Generic evil molemen raped Edelshart who is now mad at the dragon mommy bait who herself has mommy issues and Dimitri is a schizo lunatic who needs pussy correction while Claude fucks off in the corner being "le schemer"(read: doing nothing), all the while the epic awesomesauce completely mute yet totally charismatic self insert bait is somehow surviving in a coma for 5 years in a ravine that nobody has apparently crossed the entire time and has magical time powers and the lore revolves around lineages of people who drink dragon blood and desecrate dragon corpses into cool weapons. Who fucking caresAll I care about is Shamir, cause she's got a cool compelling character arc that is just detached enough from the main lore that she could realistically be placed in basically any FE game.>>722366364>Emotionally UnavailableINCORRECT
>>722365960The alliance isn't a kingdom in 3H but he wants to be king of almayra anyway, not the alliance. He wants fodlan unified under someone who's friendly to him before he goes to take his throne.
>>722366239It's not, but you not remembering parts of the story doesn't make the parts you can't remember plot holes.
>>722366440>I don't care about the fuck ass story of 3H.Shut the fuck up then
>>722366239other FEs have some degree of gameplay quality to fall back on for someone to justify why they "like" a game3H fags have to defend every bit of its plot to the ends of the earth, not matter how stupid or nonsensical, because it's all the game has
It's honestly like talking about the Bibles with fundies. I think it's fucking silly, and your response is that I don't know the cousins of this-or-that goatfucker.
>>722365960He wants to be King of the Niggers while unifying Fodlan under a leader he trusts. He doesn't want to rule Fodlan himself and doesn't do it even in VW, he hands it off to Byleth. In AM he hands it off to Dimitri because he's the de facto leader of the anti-Empire forces by the point. This guy is acting like it's a plot hole when it's something Claude plans to do, says he will do, and then consistently does every time he's able to do it.
>>722366497My point is you shouldn't care about it either. Just care about your favorite character
>>722366423Crest bearers in 3H lore are by far the most important members of their party and it is stupid for a random joe to shirk his position and travel behind enemy lines anyways so your nitpicking is irrelevant.
>>722366493Why are you so fixated on this? People gave other genuine criticisms.
>>722366580tips fedora redditbro
>>7223665263H has more depth than FE 1-12
>>722366604Okay. If he's such an enormous pussy like this, then why does he exist? Why does he get an ENTIRE story dedicate to him?
>>722366634No your entire argument is that they're too important to be absent when they literally aren't.>What's 2+2 AND DON'T SAY FOUR GIVE ME A REAL ANSWER
>>722366705Bait used to be believable
>>722366705you didn't play any of those games
>>722366706How is that being a pussy? He wants to play the Kingmaker in Fodlan and then win the throne he personally wants for himself.
>>722366705Yes, we know you think 3H is the only good FE and you don't actually like Fire Emblem.
>>722366735My argument was that it is stupid for someone to travel to enemy territory in a war to visit some ruins. It's even more so for a politically and militarily important person to do so. You are a subhuman autist though so you can't grasp this.
>>722366634It's an act of faith on their part to keep their promise to see each other again. It's not an act of logic. They were desperately hoping to find their prince and professor again.
Hi it’s me, the average Three Houses thread:>Words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words
>>722366798It's incredibly boring. He's a wet fart of a protagonist. Even if you want to argue his motivations are consistent, believable, and not stupid, they're at least boring. He's a boring guy who pretends to be an interesting guy.Funny thing is, I see 3Hfags admit this of him all the time...presumably 3Hfags, anyway. But now that I'm saying it and I don't have the 3H script ctrl+f up my ass, it's not true, or not a big enough deal to make a stink about? What gives?
>>722366832>My argument was that it is stupid for someone to travel to enemy territory in a war to visit some ruins.Garreg Mach is abandoned so the risk is low. It's also something significant to them that they promised to do. Slightly illogical sure but you're overstating it.>It's even more so for a politically and militarily important person to do so.Okay and again, most of them aren't. Arguably only Claude is actively leading anything significant and his country is currently on neutral terms with the Empire.>You are a subhuman autist though so you can't grasp this.You're angry you can't remember the game's story.
>>722366853Autists will treat all characters as automatons with no room for feelings.
>>722365557>the best characternope, that's Caspar.
>>722366947Claude being boring is a subjective opinion, I'm not going to fight you on that. If you think he's boring I couldn't care less.However, his actions do make sense. He isn't inconsistently written and his motivations are always the same. I agree he's the least interesting protagonist by far but he isn't contradictory.
>>722366992these are getting really elaborate
>>722366937It's either that or waifufagging.Take your rope anyway.
>>722367045Claude is a good side character but a bad MC.
>>722367045I never said any of this is contradictory. Characters do what they say, almost to a fault at times. My issue is that everything is so cursory and slapdash. It feels like after White Clouds, the story is speedrunning several character arcs at once and mishandling all of them. It's too much plot for too little game. Telling me to durr check my facts won't change how shoddy and fast the whole thing is.
Hi it’s me, the average Engage thread:>Art of an ugly Engage girl>*30 minutes of a dead thread*>Art of a different ugly Engage girl to stop the thread from archiving
>>722366956>Garreg Mach is abandoned so the risk is low. It's also something significant to them that they promised to do. Slightly illogical sure but you're overstating it.The enemy army finds and attacks them after they get attacked by bandits>Okay and again, most of them aren'tQuit being delusional. They're medieval noble supersoldiers. Hunting by daybreak is a massive plot convenience. It's ok.
3H good
this is why "Remember when Fire Emblem had dignity?" guy has the best threads
>>722367193This anon is the shadow, there are no ugly Engage girls.
>>722366937I've never seen a single gameplay post about Goldmary
>>722367193truth nuke >>722367318that's because they're all hideous
>>722367237>The enemy army finds and attacks them after they get attacked by banditsAn entire month later.>Quit being delusional. They're medieval noble supersoldiers.There are generic faceless soldiers with Crests. The 3H cast aren't in any relevant positions where being away for a few days would actually matter.
>>722367318please be understanding, anon has epilepsy so anything with bright colors sends him into a seizure induced rage.
>>722367351I have. Usually it's just to say she and Rosado both kinda suck.
They've given up and gone back to using Engage as an easy whataboutism punching bag lmao
so it was an engaytranny crying like always kek
>>722367280
>>722367351that's probably because she's an incredibly mediocre unit whose only saving grace is that she joins you pretty much fully built already. Like she's not very good but she's also 0 investment, so there's not much to discuss there. She's a passable assist bot that doesn't even cost a master seal to use.
>>722367492I mean you lost pretty decisively. Also it looks like people were completely right about you being an Engagefag lashing out impotently over a story you can't remember.
>>722367492
>>722367351https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/Goldmary%20tank/
>>722367492uh sister>>722366937
>>722367396>The 3H cast aren't in any relevant positions where being away for a few days would actually matter.They're literally all the current head or heir to a massive fiefdom in their nationIngrid, Sylvain, Annette, Felix, Mercedes, even Ashe should be far far too busy to go sightseeing in enemy territory
So much schizophrenia...ShadowsCHADS have much better quality threads then this.
>>722367571Zero of those characters you just listed lead their house or occupy a major military position.
>>722367548You're typing what will make you feel better at night as you fall asleep, thinking you've grasped a massive victory over the evil Engaygies. That's how your schizo mind works and it's very depressing.
>>722367351I like her as my low effort Eirika dodgetank. She's the Peri of Engage basically
>me stupid me no read good me no like when game has big wordsThank you Engagebro very helpful!
Why does everyone love BK?
>>722363086bump
>>722367571Annette's not the heir to shit dude she isn't even from the main line of the Dominic family.
Told ya fags its always Engagetroons.
>>722367728He has a flair for the dramatic and he pulls it off well. Baller theme song helps too.
>>722367641>head or heirAnd again, as crest bearers, they are the most important people in their country
>>722367548It's not me. But believe whatever fits your narrative. I thought Engage's story and characters were ass, I just thought 3H's were too. No one can account to me why Claude is such a massive cuck so I'll count that as a feather under my cap at least.
>>722367832If he posted that with a Tellius reaction image instead of Goldmary, you'd be schizoing saying "it's always Tranniusfags" We know your game now faggot, you just hate Fire Emblem.
>>722367728He’s pretty cool. A little edgy but that’s ok since he’s got the stats to back it up.
>>722367864And again, they're not. You're making up lore and then getting angry when the game doesn't align with it. None of those characters hold significant military positions and they aren't the exclusive bearers of crests in the army.
>>722366364>Whorethea>GoodKys
>>722367896You wish tranny but Telliusfags are never this petty as you troons are.
>>722367927You deny established lore because your pussy's hurt that HBD is illogical
>>722367970They are but in the narcissistic oldfag way where they insult the newer games and pretend that their games are "real FE" despite being post-Kaga. You know, the "remember when Fire Emblem had dignity" types
>>722368036>You deny lore I made upYeah I did. Because you keep insisting they're crucial to the army when in the actual game they don't hold significant positions and the fact they're crest bearers doesn't matter, and evidently doesn't matter because they aren't holding significant positions.You cited fucking Annette and Mercedes who aren't even heirs to anything. You cited Ashe who is literally a generic knight.
>>722367864They're not kept under lock and key for having crests, but even if they were, they would have snuck away anyway because the class reunion was an act of desperation on their part. Gilbert even led them there after coming to believe Dimitri was still alive.
>>722366364Edelgard has obvious helicopter parent written all over her
>>722354273>>722354302Because they want to be the one who makes them care about something other than the blade
wtf is happening
HOLY KINOOOOO BEST FE WRITING
>>722368260The usual.
>>722368183They are crucial to the army and take part in the strike force that wins every major battle after having dealt with every major continental issue 5 years prior as students. I've also already said that your nitpicking is irrelevant as it makes no sense for some random soldier to abandon his post and go sightseeing either (but these are all important nobles and not randoms)
Oh, he found another McDonalds
>>722368284Kino
>>722368260Engaytroons lashing out like always
>>722368260Homeless schizo found a new public library
>>722368260Fire Emblem threads at their best
>>722368342They're not sightseeing, they're desperate.
>>722367896I love the Tellius games but I’m not gay. Is this possible or have I made a mistake somewhere?
Pretty sure it's stated that the leaders of the war effort in the Kingdom are Rodrigue and Matthias (Margrave Gautier aka Sylvain's dad).
At least post Annetteflix porn if you are going to post porn
>>722368342>They are crucial to the armyThey aren't.>and take part in the strike force that wins every major battle Hasn't happened yet.>as it makes no sense for some random soldier to abandon his post and go sightseeing eitherThey are literally some of the only people in the perfect position to do that because they're nobles who have the freedom to do what they want but are also not important enough to have actual responsibilities.
>>722368437It's stated that Dimitri is the one who is responsible for keeping Adrestia at bay and preventing their army from conquering the kingdom
>>722363086From what I get by reading online is that hard is too easy, maddening too hard but it gets easier in the mid game
>>722368567>It's stated that Dimitri is the one who is responsible for keeping Adrestia at bayNo it's not. It's stated he's going around killing enemy patrols, he's not fighting the entire war single-handed.
>>722368567NOOO STOP READING YOU MUST ONLY GET BY BY VIBES NEEERD
>>722368567That doesn't mean murderhobo Dimitri is running the war effort.
>>722348021>What support chains in FE were trying to be funny that you actually thought WERE funny?Shez x Byleth
Large casts seem like a core pillar to the game, but would you try out a FE game or spinoff if it played with a smaller more focused cast of 8-10 characters?
>>722367551
Why can't the mods just permaban Nam's phone?
>>722368787
>>722368774Sure, they can be fun
>>722368567>In the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus, Imperialist loyalist Cornelia has subdued all regions of the former royal house of Blaiddyd to prevent further revolt. Prince Dimitri has been sentenced. Now, the backbone of the former Kingdom–Houses Gautier and Fraldarius–struggle to continue the resistance. Cornelia–operating out of the royal palace–has accepted the support of the Empire to build an army and plots to wipe out all remaining Kingdom forces.
>>7223682603Hfags don't allow criticism of their game. Talk about plot holes in Blazing Blade, Radiant Dawn, Fates, Engage? Perfectly okay. Talk about plot holes in 3H? Uhhhh, you're just a hater who didn't get the story.
>>722365080Infidelity is never a laughing matter.
>>722368479anon.. this is a human spam bot. not a lewd poster
>>722368925>says Smelliwood, who Lewd'd Loli Lilina
>>722368849the two most recent Myrrhs are stuck on Skeb..
>>722368774If enough of those characters appealed to me. We've only seen a few FW characters so far and none of them do, so if those characters were all there were then I'd stay checked out. A bigger cast means more chances to appeal to different people.
>>722367351Defense is stored in the boobies.
>>722368872>You've been snoozing awhile, so allow me to fill you in. There's a madman roaming Faerghus. Imperial troops entering Kingdom settlements are destroyed seemingly overnight. Townspeople on the front lines are terrified, and yet they simultaneously treat this as though he's some sort of hero blazing through the land. Can't imagine their surprise when they realized it was their own prince.
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It's crazy how 3H Discourse has gotten even more retarded over time because it's been so long that the people who hate it can't even remember the story anymore or what their problems with it were in the first place but still retain that blind, impotent rage. It's hatred for the sake of hatred. It's so bizarre.
>>722369086Engagesister go dilate
>>722369078Okay so this outright does not say what you're claiming. Dimitri killing enemy controls is not Dimitri fighting the entire war across the entire front all by himself. As the narration tells you, the backbone of the resistance are Houses Gautier and Fraldarius.
>>722369038Cute...but that's a shame..
>AHHHHHHHHH I HATE READING BUT I WANT TO ARGUE ABOUT A STORY I CAN'T REMEMBER
>>722369098Except you'd tell me my criticism doesn't count even if I just finished the game 5 minutes ago.
>>722369098I hate the legacy the game's "discourse" has had on discussion of FE writing, really. This story is overly complicated yet dumb as dogshit. No one can agree on basic plot details that are ultimately immaterial to the emotions the story should invoke because the script is just so unwieldy and awkward. It attracts lorefags and historyfags who fancy themselves intelligent but really just like collecting dates and names.
>3H haters literally cannot remember the story anymore but STILL CALL IT BADFucking lol, you can't make this shit up, rent free
>>722369258I mean people would probably only say that if you once again failed to remember basic plot beats.
>>722369086Ready for 6 more years, engagie?
>>722369180You don't like the quote because it says that Dimitri is the one putting up actual military resistance
>>722369253>>722369293This is a discord raid, isn't it? There's no way they'd still be harping on this and in such quick succession.
Just take the L lil bro
>>722369098"Story doesn't matter" fags have been throwing a tantrum for 6 years now. I don't blame them for going a little crazy. They had Engage, a game basically made for them, and it bombed and became a joke while 3H got a sequel. It's basically all of their worst nightmares come true.
>>722346882Codename: Solid Bunny. Actually, what animal would Annie be? Her spirit animal?
>>722369374Cope, you could have just taken the loss and moved on but you had to chimp out
>>722369339>IS-developed 3HverseThis shit is gonna spread Fodlanfag bussies wide open and I'm actually all for it
>>722369347No I agree he is killing enemy patrols. I'm saying nothing in what you've just quoted states that he is fighting the war alone. Meanwhile we have narration saying that the main source of resistance are House Fraldarius and Gautier.
Hey bros, I'm cooking up some FE games on the grill, what do you want in yours?
>>722369184yeah. that giant sample printed on never stop being annoying
>>722369431Bro, it's just kind of sad that you're this ecstatic over a supposed win over your online imageboard archenemies that you're still spamming it after the argument ended.
>>722369478five million wyvern
>>722369516
>>722369461I said Dimitri is responsible for keeping Adrestia at bay and doing the bulk of the work in maintaining the front lines, which is true.
>>722369548quit projecting ill bro, I've been watching you this whole time, you lost.
>>722369098It's people who hate it when Fire Emblem games have stories trying to de-legitimise the game most known for it's story. They have lost on basically every front at this point.The 3H vs Engage sales debacle was them getting slapped in the face with the fact that they are wrong.4W getting announced and hinting at more 3H lore was getting slapped in the face again.When 4W also outperforms Engage they'll be slapped in the face again with the fact that yes story actually does matter.
>>722369478unskippable green army vs yellow army turns and I'm far away moving all my units 4 tiles at a time
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>>722369478I'll have a...loli manakete...in very thin, provacative robes!
>>722369604>esponsible for keeping Adrestia at bay and doing the bulk of the work in maintaining the front linesNone of what you've quoted says this though. Killing individual enemy patrols isn't>keeping Adrestia at bay and doing the bulk of the work in maintaining the front lines
Can we please just be normal?
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3H is the future
>>722369478Go heavy on the same turn reinforcements.
>>722347683+1000It's pretty cool when a girl can literally kill you with her tits, but it's also a cope for being overweight 98% of the time.
>people don't care about the story of Archanea, mocking things like the Hardin/Nyna subplot or "you can't beat Gharnef">Valentias story is definitely mocked, what with the whole thing being a "I hope this works" hail mary by Rudolf>Jugdral is the 1st "super duper epic serious story" of FE and it also gets mocked cause of incest memes>I don't know about Thracia>Binding Blade is mocked as Zephiel having daddy issues>FE7 gets mocked for Nergals backstory being retarded>FE8 is mocked for things like Eirika being a retard and giving Lyon the stone>PoR used to be the second big "the story is super duper serious" but now its gets mocked as "hey guys did you know racism is bad">RD I'm pretty sure is always acknowledged as a bad story>Awakening is...>Fates>Engage gets its story mocked for not being serious and basically being a Saturday morning cartoon>Heroes story is dogshit(book 7 fags fuck off and don't reply to me)This is all considered acceptable>3H gets its story insulted"NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU JUST DIDN'T PLAY THE GAME"Explain this phenomenon
>>722369274Reunion at dawn on AM isn't unwieldy if you can just bring yourself to accept the contrivances of magic and fate already present in the story. It's simply an act of faith that is rewarded on the brink of ruin. That's the sort of emotion chasing daybreak is meant to invoke.
>>722369730It does, you're just stupid.
>>722369651I don't mind when "Fire Emblem games have stories" (wtf?) but 3H has a bad story. Why do you niggers have to jump through hoops like this instead of acknowledge that some people are just not into your game very much?
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>>722369478No child unitsEngage class balance3H worldbuilding
>>722369818It's just easy to dunk on it for being the dread ANIME writing. My problems don't really end there.
Engage is shit.
>>722369806>Explain this phenomenonUhh probably the fact that the guy's argument was based on the fact he couldn't remember the story of the game and not any of the actual plot holes that 3H has.
>>722369874puffy
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>>722369927No one "forgot" the story, you're just so thin skinned that you made 3H's plot your identity and bend over backwards to justify plot holes
>>722369927ignore the illegal mexican
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>>722370007>No one "forgot" the story,I mean you actually admitted that you did so...
>>722369927>the actual plot holes that 3H hasOkay, name them. Show some good faith here. What are the problems with 3H's story?
Is this the fate of all Annetteflix threads? I just like the couple...
>>722370067HBD
All this thread has shown me is that it's impossible to debate with 3Hfags. Their game is a golden goose that is not allowed to be critiqued. It's a flawless Smithsonian masterpiece as that one Twitter chick put it. Like Jesus, at this point an outsider looking at this conversation would think it's the greatest story ever told in a video game with how strongly people hold it up.
>>722369806>>FE8 is mocked for things like Eirika being a retard and giving Lyon the stoneas someone who played SS for the first time recently, i don't get this pointthe whole point of her route is that she decides to believe in Lyon to the very end, despite everyone telling her she's a retard. I'm not disagreeing what she did is dumb, but it's in-character dumb.
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>>722369907>3H worldbuildingLOL
>>722370128You invented a strawman who's living rent free in your head.
>>722370067Crimson Flower reads like it was written by a crazy person and completely sidesteps the immorality of what you're doing. Edelgard never suffers any consequences for doing increasingly evil acts or deceiving her friends and allies like with the Arianrhod situation. It reads like a tragedy building up to a peripeteia that never comes.
>>722370128>trannius postersEvery time
>>722370128>>722369379
>>722369478Give me a uhhhMature older character who is cool, stoic, and has problems showing their emotions
>>722370170It's the best world building in the entire franchise.It's a low bar, sure, but it's still #1.
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>>722370128I actually didn't think they were like this until today. Kinda thought they were more chill than Engage's worst true believers. But nope. They're actually a mirror image. Explains a lot, really. These are definitely our salesfags shitting themselves right now to justify 3H's stupid plot. True believers to the bitter end.
>>722370215Oh look, he proved the post from earlier true after all.
mods really don't give a shit
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>>722369913There's nothing wrong with reunion at dawn on AM. A fateful meeting is well within the scope of the story, Dimitri's reckless bloodlust is established through his actions here, and the promise to meet was established beforehand.
Anyone wanna start a petition with me to actually get a copy of 3H into the Smithsonian?
This guy is so pressed over the fact he misremembered 3H's plot and then got laughed at for it
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>>722370192It always feels 3Hfag critiques of 3H's story are toothless and ultimately rooted in rank tribalism. Maybe you didn't intend it that way, but that's how it comes across, as bog standard Edeltard hate. One of the strangest phenomena to me. Personally I would prefer if the villain of my game was not shittily written, even I disliked her. Batman needs his Joker, right?
>>722370390The fun part is we'll have Fortune's Weave soon and he'll get to fail to understand a second game's story
>>722370240Fair enough
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>>722370439>ultimately rooted in rank tribalismThat's because you're projecting
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>>722370487Again, maybe it's not you. But the amount of people who HATE every route except they started on, yet still prize the game for its writing, is staggering to me.
>>722370439I don't hate Edelgard though, Crimson Flower's writing is just terrible and bizarre. Scarlet Blaze was much better written. In Crimson Flower she does evil, morally questionable shit constantly, never grapples with it, never faces consequences from it and never reflects on it. She's right from the start and the world bends to make her right. It's a strange story with no nuance.
JUSTTAKETHELhow hard can it be
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>>722370597Well there's really only 2 routes unless you're a brown racefag and self insert as Claude.
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>>722370263Manleth knocked up THIS?
>>722370463It's gonna be harder on you bro. You're not going to take the retcons well at all, if the 3H lore means this much to you.
>>722350727>>722365209>>722367674>>722370128https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/721491557/#q721506470Alexej Koltchanov isn’t a real 3Hfag. He just latches onto 3Hfag to cry about engage. He should not be used to represent 3Hfags >>722369806Can’t you see that this shit “defending” 3Hs story is pretty much the same as when he used to defend book 7s story on /vg/, as in he doesn’t actually care about the story and gets most of the into he uses to scream with from the wiki or chatgpt Not that I mean to imply 3H story is anywhere as bad as FEH book 7, lol
I mean the fact her own allies (that she has decided are less of a threat than the Church) nuke a city off of the map and then she uses the opportunity to blame the Church for it and rally people against them is like one of the most insanely cynical moves a character has ever done in FEYou would think there would be consequences but there never are, the moral is just you can do whatever you want and be as underhanded as possible and nothing will ever blow back in your face
I want a FE with more branching paths than what Fates or 3H does. Like FE6 with some esoteric stuff to do different routes, but changes the story more for more alternate endings.
>>722370709I have a strong feeling 3Hfags are going to end up rejecting FW and double down on the idea that IS should give up the franchise to KT.
>>722370807>Alexej Koltchanov isn’t a real 3Hfag. He just latches onto 3Hfag to cry about engage. He should not be used to represent 3HfagsI like when nammy shows a little sentience and makes it topical
>>722370067Gronder is contrived and stupid either way, Byleth doesn't or can't try to save Rodrigue in AM for no given reason, the moles don't nuke Edelgard in CF, Byleth's crest stone breaks in CF for no given reason, Nemesis wakes up in VW but not SS for given reason.
>>722370820>I mean the fact her own allies (that she has decided are less of a threat than the Church) nuke a city off of the map and then she uses the opportunity to blame the Church for it and rally people against them is like one of the most insanely cynical moves a character has ever done in FE>You would think there would be consequences but there never are, the moral is just you can do whatever you want and be as underhanded as possible and nothing will ever blow back in your faceYeah this problem comes from the fact she's modelled after Arvis but WITHOUT the whole second half of Arvis's character arc where being a piece of shit caught up with him and then he has to make amends and do the right thingThey copied half of a character so its unsurprising it doesn't make sense
>>722370879They're going to find a way to blame the game's lower sales/fucked writing on anything but 3H fans being fickle casuals for sure. It's not going to be what they want, I can almost guarantee it.
>>722370915Those all fair plot criticisms.
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>>722370985still higher than your sales engaytrans
>>722370846Branching paths is fine but only if they can keep the map reuse to a minimum (ideally zero but I want to at least be realistic and consider budgets and time constraints to some degree). 3H was just way too much with it.
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>>722370879>>722370985Alternatively you're going to have a meltdown when it has the same writers, has a strong reception again, has beloved characters again, and outsells Engage again.
>>722371000>>Those all fair plot criticisms.>It's only fair when I say soWords of a massive narcissist
>>722370915>Byleth doesn't or can't try to save Rodrigue in AM for no given reasonI honestly didn't care about this as the fact that it breaks Dimitri's schizo spell prematurely. It drives me nuts to this day, that they discarded such a compelling character deveopment barely even midway through. Dimitri should have been a tragic hero who died a tragic death - or at least there should have been CHOICES in the game that could lead him down that path.To just wipe the slate clean through the power of friendship is cowardly.
>>722370101Hunting by daybreak is fine on AM. It doesn't work in VW and SS only because there's no good reason for Claude or Seteth to get into such a dire situation over bandits. Only Dimitri's bloodlust effectively sets the scene.
>>722371102No one managed to make branching paths right.The only game who ever did was The Witcher 2.Not even Matsuno could pull it off in Tactics Ogre.
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>>722371210What about Langressier?
>>722371167Anon, I think you might be retarded.
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>>722371210Fates does it well>bu-bu-but BR and Rev are for casualsno one cares
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>>722371260Never played it, but it's in my bucket list.
>>722371163>>722371089I literally do not care if this game sells more than Engage, I'm actually expecting it to and would LIKE to see a successful, FUN Fire Emblem game. This is the derangement I'm talking about. You want something so incredibly specific and you're not going to get it. Probabilistically, you're not going to get 3H2. There might be a little Engage in there. You might have to get used to that. Ready your anuses.
>>722371163>FW will be out and this guy will STILL be thinking about Engage
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>>722371397We'll have a new schizo who cries about FW endlessly as a response to AES and the cycle will continue
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Imagine if there were flags, IP counters, and thread IDs on every single board.
>>722371347It's far too late to pretend to be le desinterested lol. Just accept you want it to fail.
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>>722371456The sad truth. Every new game will birth its own schizo. It will never get better, only worse.
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>>722371558I'm hyped as fuck for FW. It looks genuinely exciting in a way that 3H just didn't grab me. But I'm telling you, lower your expectations. You niggers always do this when a new game gets announced, you want to be exactly the way you imagine it, and you're ALWAYS disappointed.
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>>722371948
Myrrh is not for lewdNowi is though
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>its pedo hours
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>>722369478the chapter 1 green bow boy, hold the growths.
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>>722372629
the next FE game will feature a "Lovecraftian" villain.
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