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Kings of Vidya Edition

Last Thread: >>722293268

Tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szoluCoZmBg
>What is this?
An annual collaboration project where /v/ sings about video games for a full month, from September 15 through October 15. We're halfway to the finish line, and making great progress!

>How do I contribute?
Write something and post it in thread! Or look in the thread or Spreadsheet for something to sing or edit. Album art is always welcome, too! And you can even make videos for the songs that are already made!

>Song Spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1a_8lhM5GUz1GhUNhFfcyavaBWmuq_p54Ui-kGpFLKh0
>Songs that are already done
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16rgydhRgtfhrkW3lQwLSyjuS5INyFnd5hVvWx31JW00
>NEWFAQ
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QwgjGUjVfgURMBAQZbcuRdBH0GK50I3edg0bxetXeCg
>Art Folder
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1BMdlZw4jwzHt8im8m38Y1J-67kFloStc
>Instrumental database
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wMoG5tvsVvHD4J5J9SbDIJzXBqKq5Uu90-TWtsjSvIc
Contains 4000+ instrumentals made from original studio recordings and 74000+ karaoke tracks.
If you need a song from the database, simply tag your post with [VINST] so we can easily find it
>IRC (client currently dead)
kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/#vmusical
>proper mic technique
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr8c5sgkkvc
>Web Player (probably won't be updated this year due to changes to how krakenfiles works)
vthemusical.stfweb.lv
>Latest videos
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAX8JHUJcFR2gh_WG3YJBITuO-tODVCcJ
>Site with songs from previous years (RIP Bandcamp)
https://the-voombox.xyz/
https://vthemusical.neocities.org
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>>722383375
try /mu/ for your off topic shitty general, friendo! Have an updoot!
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If the guy who used this picture two weeks ago to post his take of Switches is around, we need RAW copy of your vocals to mix if you want it edited. If not, we'll just go with Anonika's version when finished. Thanks for your time.
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ANCHOR!
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shillan' the re-write of

Load For Me (Grow for Me, Little Shop of Horrors)

Original https://youtu.be/yFCkxxSsWHs?si=I2-gja-k5xA2uxVE
Instrumental: https://youtu.be/YBN86bC93tY?DzdNEw8QekcqC2tR

I get out the console,
I get out the game.
I’m getting no signal,
I’m crying in pain.
I'm baffled completely
Why won't the disc read?
Oh please Load for me.

I've had 'em resurfaced,
And checked 'em for rot.
I've even used toothpaste
I'm losin' the plot
Oh gee, how to fix you,
CD, how you tease.
Now, please load for me!

I've given you laser replacements,
And cleaned out your drive,
I've redone your caps and your traces,
I barely survived.
I've tried you inverted and sideways
And all of that crud.
I've tried out each method for fixing the problem and
What do you mean it's unplugged?

Spoken : Damn cables. Damn cords. Silly me.
Hey Twoey, look what happened. You started up.
I wonder what made you do that.
I think I know what made you do that.
Guess I should have checked that before doing all those repairs.
Hope I haven't broken it or anything

I put down the gerbil.
I put down the knife.
Now it can be happy,
Not a sac-ri-fice.
Oh, on a red light pops,
Is that all it needs?,
Now please
Oh, oh, oh, please
Load for me.
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>>722383723

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrlKfUKC7Vk

Scarface (Push it to the Limit) - Paul Engemann
Grapple to the Ceiling
Leave the ground to lesser men
But don't shoot yet, just wait till when
They see you coming.

Dominate the ceiling
Claim the plane above their heads
You rule the skies, but still you gotta tread
On their bodies

For each shot, a kill has been made
Not hiding like a coward they were always outplayed
You top the boards.
(top the Boards)
Going for the strongest they have,
Not stopping for a minute their team has been halved
So high now, you're sailing through the sky, so grapple.... oooh yeah..

Welcome to the ceiling.
(Ceiling)
Chip away that barrier.
The enemy's still breathing, so
You better break it.

(Music)

Grapple through the ceiling
Break their teeth upon your boots.
They might claim vengeance but you'll always fly free
While you're still winning.

Grapple to the Ceiling
Leave the ground to lesser men
But don't shoot yet, just wait till when
They see you coming.

Welcome to the Ceiling. (the ceiling, the ceiling, the ceiling, the ceiling)
Grapple to the ceiling. (the ceiling, the ceiling, the ceiling, the ceiling)
(the ceiling, the ceiling, the ceiling)
Grapple Past the ceiling (the ceiling, the ceiling, the ceiling, the ceiling)
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>>722383723
try /mu/
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I was thinking of doing this one if I can get the rest of my stuff in order during the weekend, we'll see.
https://rentry.co/ck37d3n4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xY2SdaY1ac
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>>722384454
based unused topic
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>>722383723
Eminem - Busines (WIP)
Original: https://youtu.be/P05bTId-92A
Instrumental: https://youtu.be/4VYZW-lkkDU
I'll record a demo if you need it. Feedback appreciated

Anon! Sounds like an SOS
Holy wack spherical top tier tits, Janny, you're fucking right!
To the hotpocket-mobile - Let's go!
(Anon! Anon!)
Trannies and gentlemen! It's showtime!
Hurry, hurry! Step right up!
Introducing the star of our show
His name is (Anon!)
You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world right now
So without further ado, I bring you (Anon!)

[VERSE1]
You 'bout to witness EA get bought by Saudis
It's too gaudy, sand people so haughty
They're naughty but I'mma spit in their coffee
Ready to sell stocks and cop that buy(back!)
Looks like Kushner really likes Madden
Oh God, he jumped the Trump bandwagon
With his Qatar jet they're grandstanding
Forget blowback on the fact that Trump's so unhinged
Orange man, The Sims ain't fun, it's cringe
(vrinn vrinn) Yeah, barring none, I'm whinging
Watching them binging on cum
Vidya is in a state of 9-1-1, so

[CHORUS x2]
Let's watch EA crumble
They don't got no games worth playing now, they'll tumble
They only peddle NFL then sold themselves out
Without doubt, they're not worth the trouble (hell yeah)

[VERSE2]
Quick, gotta write 'em, gotta be original
Check the lines, Anon, 'tistic 'bout syllables
Look at all their IPs check out Criterion
Still in awe, they went from Burnout to miserable
So shitpost this blue board and we'll keep score in jest
You ain't even depressed no more, you're used to it
Sim City, Def Jam, and SSX
They're on hiatus and it's gay they won't revive this shit
The most hated on publisher, yes I concur they're quite absurd
Kicked to the curb, not venerated by perturbed nerds
Crunch time is real, it's so obscene
Like an indie with talent, not hopes and dreams
It just means no more Spore, PGA Tour
For sure, they're gonna spam it forevermore
The cash must flow on; So let's just see, UAE
Intrigue us with something interesting
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Shilling the Ice Nine Kills songs since I want to see one of them sung.

>Rocking the Board gonna make some song art for this one
Lyrics: https://rentry.co/rxbk6bgb
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuH7w_j7dEw
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK5V6bcHVfA

>The Casual Hoovy
Lyrics: https://rentry.co/5ooadom8
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9sYeSEbcjA
Instrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/19VNGSYC0K/file.html
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>>722385164
[VERSE3]
It's just like old times, they bought out studios
Like Maxis, why panic? That's just how it goes
It's so deplorable, corporate control
Consolidation brings shitty vidya y'know
You can look at Acti-Blizz sitting on the dick
Of Microsoft alongside big Bethesda tits
They're getting fucked in orifices like a two-bit squid bitch
Layoffs fucking over people just to downsize the clique
Just to get to save some money, release DLC
Appese the pajeets and FIFA frenzy
Gaben, DRM is so sleazy
How can one platform be so greedy?
Loot box shops take fast cash they're cheeky
Believe me, Need for Speed's on my PC
But I retrieved it free from the seedlings
Only play EA when it's gratis
'Til they shut down, these clowns are selling frowns
On all the platforms, nothin' high brow round here
But /v/ ain't fucking around round here
Yo Janny (What up?), Can I get a (hell yeah!)

[CHORUS x2]
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>>722385164
>Oh God, he jumped the Trump bandwagon
>With his Qatar jet they're grandstanding
>Forget blowback on the fact that Trump's so unhinged
am I out of the loop, how are these lines vidya related
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We need a FEAR song because I can't remember there being one.
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>>722383375
I remember a song that started with, "You see that mountain? You can climb it" kind of like the intro to Mountain Music. I don't remember if the rest of the song was a parody of Mountain Music, but I think it was. Does anyone remember which one I'm talking about?
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>>722385486
NTA but Trump's son in law Jared Kushner bought a bunch of EA stocks recently. That said, going into attacking Trump feels like a lazy way to write those lines given the tie together isn't very strong for anyone not following US politics and EA stocks at the same time and is kind of incidental.
("Looks like Kushner really likes Madden" is the line prior)
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>>722386276
Are you talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opDHcBPpz4Q
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>>722386489
Nope, it was an old man's voice
Like in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBdonr6AWtQ
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>>722383375
I HATE MY VOICE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DO I MAKE MYSELF SOUND MORE PLEASANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>722385164
"Quick, gotta write 'em, gotta be original
Check the lines, Anon, 'tistic 'bout syllables"
>check original
"Quick, gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles
Gee willikers, Dre, holy bat syllables!"

>meta and madlibbing at same time
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instrumental anon I need your help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Pyubwjqb0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYaDQ0sD6n4

I need these two asap, I have a brilliant idea and lyrics are almost done but I realized there wasn't any instrumentals out there
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>>722383723
https://krakenfiles.com/view/kjUJWNAyKI/file.html

Moar backing vocals for Next to Susie
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>>722385164
>>722385225
this really needs more time in the oven I'm sorry to say you also ignored most of the original flown
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>>722386815
honestly? sing it repeatedly, whenever you're aloe, and listen to the original repeatedly
try to mimic all the little lilts and pauses that you didn't even notice the first time
but then I don't know a lot about music, and haven't singfagged before this year
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SING ME SHANTY YE BILGERATS
LYRICS: https://rentry.co/2pfozyhm
ORIGINAL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAn5cGGuYvA
DEMO: https://krakenfiles.com/view/hRadmeoLo3/file.html
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>>722390614
I'll contribute this weekend
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>>722390201
aw yeah it's all coming together
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>>722383723
Vocals for Biking in the Ruins

https://krakenfiles.com/view/uLbWC1xD5z/file.html
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>>722313653
>extra late reply
It all ends up being about technique and experience. I feel like most things don't actually require too much air.
For me whenever I do black metal vocals I don't actually get all that loud, it feels almost casual. Unless I need to go really high.
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>>722383723
I am feeling a burst of productivity tonight

Read the Game Text vocals: https://krakenfiles.com/view/jlkEeiAROR/file.html

Could use backing vocals
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>>722383375
I really love the lyrics for a scarred pain is gonna bawl and I will try my best to deliver
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>>722392675
holy fucking kek I'm fucking laughing
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>>722384027
you need to rewrite both your songs again newfag lmao
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>try to sing Loops
>oh yeah this seems easy enough
>the last part
I simply don't have the lung capacity
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>>722394160
i believe in you anon sama
>>722392804
based passion enjoyer anon
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>>722368871
Looks like we've got some backing vocals for next to Susie so you could either contribute to that or do the main.
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>wake up at 3:30 AM
>throat hurts
It’s fucking over
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>>722394504
I'll give it another try tomorrow but I am going to need to include an audible inhale in the middle of it, no other way
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>>722396419
if it's the song I'm thinking of I think that Sif audibly inhaling in the middle of a song would only fit their character more anyway
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>>722383723
Still in Love, And (Based on Fallin' Love, And - Mother)

This one is for the long standing waifufags, the faithful and the unwavering. This is sung to the tune of Fallin’ Love from Mother, from this cutscene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CRwk_fD2vo

The lyrics should hopefully be clear in terms of how they fall, but if you struggle to figure out what to sing where, let me know and I can timestamp or write it in sheet music. I recorded this demo to show how the song is performed: https://voca.ro/12xVC2dlqqKF

rentry: https://rentry.co/stillinloveand

it's been thir-ty
years since I first
saw your pi-xel
face on my screen
play your sto-ry
clear your cred-its
aw none could re-
place you my dear

oh, your few sprites, they imply, more than art (art)
and your few lines, precious signs, ring my heart (heart)

* for the next bit, the second beat is shorter in the song, and that syllable is marked in parentheses. If that’s hard, see the bottom of the reentry for old lyrics that skip that beat entirely *

long (be)yond con-sole when your old
soul (no) lon-ger loads I won’t go
days (al)ways will change but like your
game (my) love still stays

it's been thir-ty
years since we first
danced a-round this
score and I sing
we'll be twir-ling
here and hol-ding
hands for thi-rty
more my dar-ling
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>>722394504
>>722396729
Thanks for the encouragement, managed to get something decent

>>722383723

Vocals for Loops: https://krakenfiles.com/view/DnNKMfQSZG/file.html
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>>722384027
did a trial run a while back, planning to finish it off later. i didn't really get how the ending is supposed to go tho since that instrumental is doing things different from the movie version.
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-To the tune of the Happy Birthday song!-

Sue is yoinking our hats!

Lyrics:
Sue is yoinking our hats!
Sue is yoinking our hats!
Sue is yoinking on our birthday!
Sue is yoinking our hats!

This is 4 lines and is a song I know you know. I want to get as many anons as possible. Even if you’re not a singer, you can sing the Happy Birthday song.

Follow the first loop here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnmss7h5g9Y

Or better yet, follow the demo: https://krakenfiles.com/view/ceDCCVFqwU/file.html

Everyone can join in! You don't have to be a singer!
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Nein!
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>>722397980
Maybe I should ask UVR anon if he can do the movie version to make it easier. It's probably the more well known version. If UVR anon's about consider this a request.
https://youtu.be/vSso4hhr7OM?h5ZWyemSqTt36ohS&t=21
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>>722383723
Took longer than expected because I got sick and also kept hating all my takes, but here's the completed Horny Horny + working files if any editfriend wants to tweak it:
https://krakenfiles.com/view/JGN685v5fs/file.html
https://krakenfiles.com/view/sfaPp5vLn4/file.html

Might do Steal My Games after this. Also really liked Will I Be Fine but kraz claimed that one
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Love the fairy cunny song. Can't wait to hear more cunny songs, they're always the funniest and usually the cutest too.
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>>722400242
Anon of course I can do the movie version if you ask. Just have to get out of bed first.
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>>722387754
Yeah this is the sort of shit where the musical guardians are right to shame it. Meta posting about how you should write original songs and bringing drama about the syllable posts into your songs is not the same thing as actually being original or staying on topic. No, the original song using the word syllables is not an excuse, that's just incredibly lazy, write something about /v/.
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>>722385164
The only feedback I can give is that it's just wrong in way too many ways.

I'm guessing you offered a demo because you know the flow of the original wasn't kept. Being able to cram the new words into the space of the old words doesn't make it actually work. A main benefit of doing parodies is that we basically get a cheat sheet on good sounding music that flows well, and you waste that benefit when you don't actually keep the flow of the original.

Agree with the other anon that political shit, while topical, is not something that big of a chunk of the song needs to focus on if you can't actually write that many lines actually about the Vidya connection and instead just go to "orange man bad". He's bad, most of us know, but we're not here just for politics. Should have kept those lines tightly on the impact of Vidya or 4chan and what might happen to them with the EA stuff.

Agree with the other anon as well that the mad libs/meta stuff is not good. We do not need lines in our songs about the thread dramas. It being low effort to add a meta line does not give a good excuse to have a meta line. It leaves your song coming off very unfocused in topic and scatterbrained, a random bit about syllables and writing /v/tm songs just doesn't make sense with the rest of the lyric's topic. There are ways to integrate a meta line well, but "the original used the word syllable so I'll just be meta" is not one of them.


One of these things I could see getting a pass from a singfag, but when you layer all 3 the only way I see a singfag picking it up is out of spite with "I wanna sing the flawed stuff on purpose to punish the evil anons that gave harsh feedback".
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sing this
Laugh at Smashfags
Laugh at Smashfags
Blown the fuck out
Blown the fuck out
Laugh at stinky Smashfags
Laugh at stinky Smashfags
Here on 4chan Veeeeee
Here on 4chan Veeeeee
Braindead rosterfaggots
Braindead rosterfaggots
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Laugh at stinky Smashfags
Laugh at stinky Smashfags
Cir-cle-jerk picks
Cir-cle-jerk picks
This September
This September
Laugh at stinky Smashfags
Laugh at stinky Smashfags
They got mental issues
They got mental issues
Laugh at stinky Smashfags
Laugh at stinky Smashfags
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>>722396419
Could always go with the parody aspect and make a joke out of it, like a very quick audible cough and "oh god it's still going" before getting back to the note.
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Undead Bobcat seems to need backing vocals
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>>722352368
thread died when I was asleep so I'm catching up now. Type B (thats already a fun joke) for sure.
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Some good new vocals posted while I slept, very kino.
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>>722401095
Is there an announcement for an announcement for the new smash I missed?
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>>722400269
I fucked up the working files upload and now krakenfiles is being shit so here's a better reupload on mega
https://mega.nz/file/cmZlBKqZ#uZtQ4p3PY4kJA-JDlksAoICnN7OksdVAey-qeU13K-M

I'm trying Steal My Games and it's working well but I can't find a single good instrumental of Lust for Life which doesn't have backing vocals baked in
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Uhhhhhhh
A song about onirism threads on /v/ and how schizo they get
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If you're a signfag worried you might be singing too much, don't be. You can always unsung the ones you already sang and resing my songs instead.
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>>722400535
Thanks UVR anon. It could be instrumental to our success.
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Did Pooranon is dead?
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>>722402543
Ok anon. Deleting this folder of unreleased flacs of your work, and attempting to resing them.
I've got bronchitis btw
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>>722402591
R.I.P. Pooranon.
He was such an hero.
Never forget.
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>>722402591
He's the one that might edit your song if it isn't too anti-lgbt for him
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What name should the Realm Of The Mad God Parody use? I've got

Brawlz 'n The Hallz
Manz 'n The Glandz
Psalmz Of The Thaumz

but I'm open to suggestions. I'm going to throw it up on the spreadsheet soon.
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>>722402672
Thanks, it always adds some extra flair and personality
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>>722401042
Gets worse when you realize the political shit is also borderline madlibs. It feels like pivoting to Trump was literally a way to keep the word orange in the song right after something relating to hinges. And the last line of that verse only changes hip-hop to vidya. Rap is tricky to parody right.

Forget blowback on the fact that Trump's so unhinged
>Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges
Orange man, The Sims ain't fun, it's cringe
>Oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes
(vrinn vrinn) Yeah, barring none, I'm whinging
>Vrinn, vrinn! Yeah, here I come, I'm inches
Watching them binging on cum
>Away from you, dear, fear none
Vidya is in a state of 9-1-1, so
>Hip-hop is in a state of 9-1-1, so
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I should have wrote more, everything I wrote got sung quickly so now I have nothing to shill this year. Feels wrong.
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>>722385164
Based, will try a recording when I have time.
t. Anon who asked for the Eminem song.
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>>722403445
jeez, brag more why don't you ;_;
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>>722403445
Not to brag, but one of my songs was completed and on the spreadsheet in 10 minutes of writing it.
play deadlock
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>>722383723
Request: Wings of Serenity by Falconer
This is about the weirdly common archetype of Asshole Bluebird Rival
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7fjMX-_pJ0
Instrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/i7JlT0kOTM/file.html

Oh, you douchebag bluebird
Who acts like a jerk
You find insults with eagle eye
You have always the last word
Never without a smirk
Yet somehow the star’s ally

You’re Falco Lombardi
Your feathers truly royal
An ace of stars and space
Wavedash on the foolish fox
Who can’t roll his hull
Put him in second place

You’re flying on wings of assholery
Fast as a jerkwad jet
Supreme champ i on, the rival
Making birdbrains upset

Oh, Revali Rito
So swift with a bow
How you’re shooting so arrow-straight
You are peacock number one
‘Least on e six two one
Link’s spamming your wind all game

You’re flying on wings of assholery
Toward a spiteful height
Supreme champ i on, the rival
Flipping birds left and right

You’re flying on wings of assholery
You’re shitting onto the star
Supreme champ i on, the rival
You rule the roost as you are

Oh, Berdley from Deltarune
In your efforts to look cool
You became a joke, sad hoot
The gamer got schooled
No one flocks to you
Unplayable and blue
Lost the Susiebowl, wings clipped
And disappearing out from the script

You’re flying on wings of assholery
Your pride has flown the coop
You’re the laughing-squawk, the rival
Feeling so very blue

All flying on wings of assholery
Three who can’t become a star
You’re all tragedies, all rivals
Yet jealous is all you are
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>>722403713
Funny. Starts with the blue bird who rivals Fox, and ends with the blue bird who is created by Fox.
Good symmetry. Everyone laughed.
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>>722383723
BRAWLZ 'N THE HALLZ (Parody of Hoodz 'n The Woodz by Joe Hawley and Alex Kessler)

Original:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObKwQQERrlQ&list=RDObKwQQERrlQ&start_radio=1
Instrumental:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq-YlQKOjiA&list=RDLq-YlQKOjiA&start_radio=1
(Unofficial. Could be improved if we have that nice new splitter working yet)

Lyrics:
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FSTHCE60U55a0S_gqpYgQBz69UVOWANl6T9C1BVmU-Y/edit?usp=sharing
(IMPORTANT - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PERFORM OR ADAPT THIS PARODY WITHOUT READING THE GOOGLE DOC)

Yee, I’m a Wizard, and here is my robe,
Walk around in the woods, got me feelin’ like Job!
Just cruisin’ through the trees on the Highland Plain,
I welcome all foes. Hoes’ll get slain.
Leavin’ any Mystic with her heart in flames,
‘Cuz my Spell is Tier 5 and it sets ‘em ablaze.
Hey.
Unh.
I’m just walkin’ up the path.
Smellin’ the green grass.
Every Mystic gonna lemme smash.
In a realm so vast…
I’m a bloke gettin’ soaked in my robe ‘cuz it’s water-silk. Got a heal on it too, which is honestly just…a secondary feature.

Lo and behold, there goes an old crone; hey, old crone; how’re your old bones?
“Why do you look so lackadaisical, wan’dring around in your untiered robe?”
I’m too dressed to be stressed in my untiered robe.
“But what is a Wizard without a Quest? What’s the point of even playing without a Quest?”
Oh, it’s a Candy Gnome and Snow Trolls; hello, Gnome. Hello, ya Snow Trolls.
“Just as we Gnomes eat sweets all day, a Wizard must Quest his night away.”
Am I a Wizard without a Quest?
“Just as we Snow Trolls guard the waste, a Wizard’s ever-dressed and ever-chaste.”
Tell me, am I not a Wizard without a Quest?
(Am I a Wizard without a Quest?)

I’ve walked so far.
Every which way. It’s been an unproductive day. It can’t be said that I’ve forgone
my class’s Quest! It’s what I’m on!
But for Daily Quests, my will has gone…
Sigh
I must consult with Lord Shaitan…

[instrumental]

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>>722404225

Pick up…
C’mon…Pick up…!

This on?
‘Tan!
Yo, you need a Quest?
However did you know?
Anon, be not Hexed;
Disciples of the Art will know hoes, Gnomes and Trolls’ minds are thicker and More Fetid than hoe cakes’ indoles!
There’s far worse than the defeat-guaranteed carapaces of the Scorpion Queen’s wrathful breed;
Would you not call a Dragon or Basilisk a boss? There's plague in the Nest and a scourge of Devil’s sauce!
I was on the brown road, trollin’ the wood, feelin’ dope in my robe…
O! You have the threads, but Wizards can be perfectly apt with Class Quests. Sometimes the meta sets are best left in Chests.
What a pittance I’m given a Whisper, Voice or Echo of Dest'ny for my prestige!
Gone are those days where an untiered Coral Bow would solo an adventure ‘fore one scared the crow!
To this Realm we’re thrown…

Shaitan? Are you hooome?

Hm. I can’t just recite the Wiki, you know, but if you’re yearning for a journey, here’s where you can go…
Pass the Snow Trolls to the crimson cover; past the Bloodrot Heart you will discover
an ingress that warps you straight into the gallery; Strike the Lost Crusade right where their pallor be!
There’s a ghost here and I think I can imbue it with life…
Son, you ain’t the Mistral Druid.
Press on and try not to be annoyed by the lurch of the Colossus haunted by the void.
Cross the trapdoor guarded by the Titan.
Malus’ crowd will suffer not the unenlightened.
There’s a fissure upstairs that opens with the vial.
Jump inside to reach the umbral isle
With its lilac dunes and the dark sea all ‘round.
Strike the blackness right off of his mound.
Get him outta range of the white bag and let’s go!
Hooow do I do that?
Just say ‘Flipendo’.

[instrumental]

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>>722403430
Yeah a lot of it is mad libs, that's without a doubt. Letting the entire plot of your song be dictated by the words of the original song, even when it means going off topic, is an easy mistake to make.

Genuine tip: leaving lines mostly alone is fine but only when it actually enhances your song's lyrics and theme. If you're leaving things alone just because it's easier to go "well trump is orange so I guess a line mentioning orange can be about him, well this line mentions syllables so it can be meta now", something has gone very wrong. You can keep echos if the original song but it should be when it is perfect in your song, not any time it's lower effort.

I'll use the Saya song's lyrics as a positive example, because it keeps words the same when there's meaning behind that. Like the song keeps the "you sound so sweet" line alone, but the shill post last thread has a screencap of the game that had the narration literally call Saya's voice sweet and waxing on about how important her voice is to the main character. It's not the same because changing it would be work, it's the same because it's the line doesn't need words to be changed to have a deep significance to Saya when in context to the changed lines around it. Perfect synergy between the original song and the new topic, and not because the song is the same as the original but because so many lines work both in a song about cheating on the phone and a song about an insane dude clinging to his personal angel. The lyrics go out of the way to replace the chorus with different words each time, so it makes any time the words weren't changed show intent behind not changing them.
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>>722403558
Not to brag but I sang that one because the lyrics spoke to me on a personal level so even though I never heard the original song I knew I had to learn it ASAP to sing it.
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>>722383723
Headcount on female singers?
I have an idea for a song about pic related but it just won't be the same without a lady voice.
No particular kind in mind.
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>>722403446
Please wait for some improvements to come for all our sake, we really can do better
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>>722404485
There's 3. Writing a song that truly only works with a female voice this late is rough, I would only do it with the expectation that if it's sung at all it's probably by a guy, same as the 30 or so unsung songs on the sheet that also prob work best with a female voice.
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>>722404485
Oh shit is that the mindreader rapist pov visual novel? Insanely based. Not many female singers and I'm not sure if any of them would even be up to singing such a thing, but it's a very fun idea and we always could use songs about niche specific games.
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>>722404416
the virgin Renaissancefag vs the gigachad 1st take of a previously unknown song (perfect)
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>>722404847
Unironically this is the sort of time Roco shined. She'd have written, sung, and edited a song about that herself if she knew the game, and bullied other femanons into singing other roles for the song.
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>>722404485
>look at picture
>seems normal, if anime style
>see >>722404847
>mindreader what now
You telling me none of you guys see those words when talking to girls?
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>>722405134
You're the guy they wrote the visual novel about, you probably just haven't reached that stage of your life yet
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>>722405134
Yup https://vndb.org/v21667
It's a kinda fucked up game ngl, makes rance look innocent. Surprised it got a translation.
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Good morning anons! I love you. Sings lots of songs today! Even if you're terrible.
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>>722385535
>had an idea for a fear song
>check the musical
>the song has already been done
>it's complete dogshit as well
shame
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>>722405180
What if I told you I made it,
And this was the life that I chose?
Would you even believe it?
Anon do you believe shitposts?
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>>722404485
Whatchu want?
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>>722406670
NTA but...
If I pitched a sneed song to this, would there be any takers? Been watching it and it's damn catchy and I need a way to get it out of my head.
https://youtu.be/t7p4BLi0wVM?LnmW2ZQPRxQEw7m7
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here's your VA-11 HALL-A themed song
it's the fifth year I post this and it's a good song so please sing it, I'm getting tired of this and I'll happily edit everything myself

Original song: Paradise (Stay Forever), written by Barry Topping and sung by Fiona Lynch, from the Paradise Killer OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBZmjaTVm_A [Embed] (original)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njz1zgj4B2M [Embed] (instrumental)

---

come on now

what can I get you, lady
'cause we got a heap of people tonight
I'm a bartender, oh baby
I'll serve you 'till your problems come to light
(so I gotta now, gotta now)

make a drink and I'm gonna work all night
to make difference, gotta mix things right
(oh Dana, praise me Dana...)
more clients arrived
think of how the past was
mixing drinks without pause

one zen star
one sidecar
25 bad touches ready
(here in paradise)
your bad times
your past crimes
open up you're here already
(here in paradise)

and I will help you bear that weight
no more regrets, it's not too late
I'm on it (I'm on it)
I'm on it (I'm on it)
I'm on it (I'm back from my smoke break)

one zen star
one sidecar
25 bad touches ready
(here in paradise)

open up, Gil arrives,
'cause it's time to mix drinks and change lives
pick it up, I put it on
a tube skirt, button up my purple vest
wear my vest
ooooh yeeeeeeah

make a drink and I'm gonna work all night
to make difference, gotta mix things right
(oh Dana, notice me Dana...)
more clients arrived
think of how the past was
mixing drinks without pause

one zen star
one sidecar
25 bad toucheees
(here in paradise)
your bad times
your past crimes
open up you're here already
(here in paradise)
one zen star
at the bar
stay foreveeer
one zen star
one sidecar
25 bad touches ready
(here in paradise)
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It's singan hours bros
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>>722383723
https://krakenfiles.com/view/GcsrOahfoi/file.html
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>>722407090
nothing wrong with this one. i was just kinda indifferent to the game and singing that in the right key would be a lot of effort. hope it gets sung tho just because its a nice song with cute lyrics.
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https://voca.ro/181n0Kb4tWKL
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>>722407058
never any guarantees, write what is fun to write. it's just bad for everyone if people are making promises to sing songs before they're even written, just write something worth singing.
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>>722383723
Queen Ripple's fat

Rockafeller Skank - Fatboy Slim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMrIy9zm7QY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSOEyP3p4R4

Ripple's fat now
Look at this Fairy
She's a fat cow
Look at this Fairy
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>>722408218
Fair enough. I'm gonna have fun writing it either way.
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I still think making a Weird Al polka medley of musical songs and getting AnimatedJames to sing it is a great idea.
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>>722408674
Who the fuck is that?
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>>722407698
>a thousand saged sony threads
that's some great delivery, but I just wanted to say,
>saged
>saej
>not sah-ge
it's さげ, sah-geh. at least that's what I think you're trying to say. disregard if I'm sucking cocks over here.
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>>722408780
An artist/animator who moonlights as a singer.
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>>722408878
So why him and not someone actually involved in the musical? Unless you're secretly him, then go for it.
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>>722408780
pedophile guy i think?
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>>722408943
>why him
Because he’s honestly probably the only person on the internet who can do a Weird Al song that isn’t Weird Al. I’m not linking it because I’m not getting another three-day during the Musical, but look up Brony Polka.
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>>722409195
*brapfag
Not a pedophile. There’s a story about Zach Hadel bullying him that’s gone unsubstantiated for a decade but is definitely true.
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>>722409547
Stop trying to get this guy involved in our shit man
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>>722409647
>literally says Citation Needed in the screencap
Pottery. Whatever, though, it’s just an idea.
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>>722409547
>brony
lame, if we're gonna get someone 4chan adjacent i'd want this ancient /b/tard instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y9YWjrbpzk
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I'M ON /v/
BEEE BEEE CEEE
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>>722404485
Just write it and I'll see
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>>722409647
Sounds like /ourguy/. Though I have no idea what the fuck is eproctophilia.
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>>722410849
Farts. The guy has drawn teenage girls farting. That’s about it. It got him chased off of YouTube and recently the internet in general after banging out 300 or so drawings.
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>>722411074
he raped a teenager
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>>722411198
Isn’t 4chan supposed to be the skeptical men-sympathetic site that doesn’t gobble up rape allegations for guys they’ve never met?
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>>722411274
Uh, no. It's about a bunch of angry people being bundled up in one place, we like hating, that's kind of our thing.
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>>722407561
>>722383723
I workshopped on this mix a little more, can I have feedback?
https://krakenfiles.com/view/BKBLShgwNe/file.html
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>>722411274
This theaterkid faggot thread overrun with outsider tourists is not indicative of 4chan as a whole.
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>>722408805
Yeah I do know how to pronounce it, it was just to match syllables with the original.
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are you singenan
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im wagan
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>>722411589
It sounds good compared to the original, not my type of music though ngl. maybe it's just a vocaroo bug but when I try and jump around to hear different parts instead of just listen start to finish it's just not playing audio at all.
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>>722383375
>Manowar reference
Thank you for this.
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>Vocaroo
It's on Kraken, but yeah it's probably a bug, maybe owed to the filsize.
Vocaroo would compress the sound so it's smaller in size and quicker to load, like this.
https://krakenfiles.com/view/7wOT2EEXL2/file.html
https://vocaroo.com/1f1otGmtp2BF
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>>722400269
absolute cinema
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>>722414057
yeah I just brainfarted it, I guess I turned vocaroo into a general term like calling looking anything up googling it even if it's not through google
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Album art idea: this album but the pregnant girls are vidya girls who are bombs and are set to explode like that one weird fetishist
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>>722414291
Is he you?
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>>722414732
N-no..
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>>722414853
Some of you guys are all right.
Don't not sing my fucking song tomorrow.
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>>722414973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRsywAWSUsQ
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ERPin'
Parody of Chippin' In by Refused (Cyberpunk 2077 OST)

Original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igq3d6XA75Y
Instrumental https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn_x9MnUNmo

[Chorus]
Ca-can you play it?
Can you fuck it? Get ready 'cause here we cum!
CCa-can you play it?
Can you fuck it? Get ready 'cause here we cum!

[Verse 1]
Got full bddy tracking for VRChat
Now I'll have what I'm craving for!
It's the animal within my balls
I could stop it, if I want
Clothes are off, ERPin'
Room is locked, ERPin'
Full body tracking, ERPin'
In VR!

[Pre-Chorus]
Not pulling out
I'm not pulling out!
Not pulling out
Yeah! (NOOOOOOO!)

[Chorus]
Ca-can you play it?
Can you fuck it? Get ready 'cause here we cum!
CCa-can you play it?
Can you fuck it? Get ready 'cause here we cum!

[Verse 2]
Mods run when pants come undone
Can't ban me, my account's a new one!
Tell BOOTH girls to fuck this way
I don't care if they're straight or gay!
Join my world, ERPin'
Lovense on, ERPin'
I'm cooming, ERPin'
In VR!

[Pre-Chorus]
Not pulling out
I'm not pulling out!
Uh!

[Chorus]
Ca-can you play it?
Can you fuck it? Get ready 'cause here we cum!

[Bridge]
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
I'M COOMING!
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>>722414291
Could unironically work if it were an ensemble cast of the Tokimeki Memorial girls holding actual cartoon bombs.
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>>722415445
what about bombergirls
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>>722400242
>>722402564
How's this? https://krakenfiles.com/view/0RwojC9H93/file.html
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>>722414291
Bombergirls but they're holding cartoon bombs
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>>722388972
how are these?
https://krakenfiles.com/view/I7TyApArZZ/file.html
https://krakenfiles.com/view/drlVoRRIWt/file.html
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>>722416242
I might have to work out how to trim some of the excess out, but otherwise I think it's fairly workable, though the singer might be able to tell us what he thinks. Otherwise might need to try and convince one of the femanons to add some of the sha-la-la's back in.
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>>722416242
Forgot to explicitly say thanks, so adding that.
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To the Grips of an Angel writer, I unfortunately must bow out. I couldn't make the song work. I have some issues with certain lines, specifically their syllable counts and flow, and it throws me off. Someone else might be able to handle it.

To the Ride On Rhyme writer, I hope to have main vocals completed today but they'll be recorded by tomorrow at the absolute latest.
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Incredible! If you do have any trouble with any lines, let me know. I will happily adjust or give a demo or both!
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>I have some issues with certain lines, specifically their syllable counts and flow, and it throws me off.
Please let me know which ones were giving you trouble if you don't mind. Maybe I missed something but the syllable count should be exactly the same as the original and I unironically don't know which lines might be causing flow issues, it was meant to flow syllable-by-syllable almost identically to the original. If it's getting skipped because there's something I'm missing I would gladly fix it, so if anyone else feels like giving it a shot it can work for them.
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Fumos final version, please give it a listen and tell me if somenthing sounds off or needs to be fixed, otherwise I'll put it in the sheet.
https://krakenfiles.com/view/iIbnbJnZot/file.html
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>>722422039
Sounds good to me on my induction headphones
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>>722422237
*starts breastfeeding you* what are induction headphones? sounds cool
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>>722422237
>there are people on this board who use pic related to listen to music
Grim.
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>>722422319
>>722422404
Sorry i brainfarted
I meant bone conduction
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a song about uhhhhhhhhhhhh
RGB lights? more like LGB lights amarite
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thred ded
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>>722424072
No, you're...
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SWEET FRUSTRATAN WITH THE LIVE-ACTAN MOVIE ADAPTATAN, ANON, WE'RE GETTAN CLOSE TO THE 4TH WEEK, WHAT ARE YOU WORKAN ON?
WRITAN?
SINGAN?
EDITAN?
ARTAN?
VIDEOFAGGAN FOR SONGS BOTH OLD AND NEW?
THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF TIME, ANON, BUT THAT CLOCK IS TICKAN, KEEP IT UP, EVERYONE. WRITE THEM SONGS, SING THEM SONGS, EDIT THEM SONGS, MAKE THOSE ART, BE A VIDEO-CHAD, YOU CAN DO IT BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU
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>>722420416
Why's my head now ringing I just don't feel ok (12)
versus
Honey, why you cryin'? Is everything okay? (11, abbreviating "is everything" to "s'everything")

So cute it hurts, and so petite
versus
Hearin' those words, it makes me weak
Having to stress on "so" to make "so cute" match up with "hearin'" is awkward.

Why do they look like monsters to me (9)
versus
Does he know you're talking to me (8)
This one I at least figured out you have to start with "why" early.

Those are the ones that stuck out. It might be nitpicking and I could probably take another test run later but I might just encourage someone else to pick it up.
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>>722423565
RGB lights and LGBT rights? is that what you want?
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>>722424401
RGB lights are like LGB rights
only faggots get them
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Yeah those are all pretty easy fixes, I'll adjust it. Can go with:

>abbreviating "is everything" to "s'everything"
Yeah that caught me, I noted "is" as it's own syllable and didn't recognize it was being mushed together like that, my bad for sure. Seems really easy to drop the "just" and have it be:
>Why's my head now ringing I don't feel ok

>Having to stress on "so" to make "so cute" match up with "hearin'" is awkward.
Fair yeah. It probably matches the stresses better and still gets the vibe with?:
So cute it hurts -> Cute as all hell

>This one I at least figured out you have to start with "why" early.
Yeah good call, it probably fits the syllables and stresses both better as:
Now they look like monsters to me


Either way thanks so much for pointing these out, even if the song doesn't end up sung it makes me better as a writer so I can get it better to begin with next time. I'll update the rentry for in case you or someone else does feel like giving it another shot.
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>>722425715
nta but now I'm worried I'm fucking up my lyrics and the singfags just aren't mentioning it either. it would explain why almost none of mine get sung at least.
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>>722415384
crazy we got 2 songs about ERPing in VRChat this year. I hope they get done because they're both not only funny but highlight a serious portion of the gaming world that /v/tm doesn't typically touch on.
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>>722426169
same, has been picked for a while but i havent had any updates from the singer. Now i think they are having issues with it
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>>722426508
sometimes it's how it goes. most people don't want to be seen as mean for criticizing other's stuff but really that's how collaborating works. sometimes I hear a finished track has a crazy awkward line that didn't need to be and wonder "why didn't the singfag just change that or ask the writefag to".

heads up to singfags, if you're singing any of my tracks you have 100% free reign to update the lyrics to work better in any way you want, if you don't want to just tell me my shit is fucked up so I can fix it. You'll know it's my song because it'll say "anon" in the writer's field.
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>>722426490
Really hoping VRChat gets sung too
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Reminder NOT to make any song about Aldi this year, they cancelled their advertisement contract so you will NOT get the bounty payment for writing an Aldi song for /v/tm XIII.
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>>722425715
I think the concept of hurting is important for the second line and I like the question in the third. Not the writer and I don't know the rhyme scheme but what about these
>Why's my head now ringing I just don't feel ok (12)
to
>Why's my head now ringing nothing feels okay
and
>So cute it hurts, and so petite
to
>Cute 'nough it hurts, and so petite
and
>Why do they look like monsters to me
to
>why do they look monstrous monsters to me
>>722426169
Agree that it would be better for singers to let writers know when their lines have issues instead of silently dropping them.
I also encourage all writers to post demos.
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>>722427106
I fucked up the third one, sorry. Should be
>Why do they look monstrous to me
my bad.
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>>722427106
>Why's my head now ringing nothing feels okay
Yeah I like "nothing feels" more than "I don't" feel okay, good call.

>I think the concept of hurting is important for the second line
Yeah I basically traded the concept of hurting for kinda a freudian slip with "hell", since it's a game about someone quite literally living through a hellscape with just 1 beacon of light. I agree it'd be good to keep the concept of hurting in the line but I don't particularly like 'nough as a word, maybe:
>Cute but it hurts
or
>Cute yet it hurts
either way I'd leave it up to someone singing it which way they like it, the most important thing is that it flows right, so I'll leave this as a note in parenthesis.

>Why do they look monstrous to me
I have a feeling this also messes with the stresses because "monsters" was meant to land on "talking" which has some stress on it in the original. If someone looking to sing it thinks that can work I have no issue with it for the record. I liked the question as well but it totally wasn't important for the overall song.
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>>722428310
TALK ing
MON strous
?
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>>722424297
wagan on a saturday, giving my vocal chords a day off in the process. then back to screaman.
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>>722424352
Saya writer here.
OK now I feel dumb, I figured out where the confusion was on the "Monsters" line to begin with. The singfag was singing along to
>Does he know you're talking to me
But there is actually 1 more word in the lyrics, it's:
>And does he know you're talking to me

The "Why" was supposed to be where the "And" is, it's quick but it's there. I have no problem any way a singer wants to handle the line though, keeping the 9 syllables, or cutting the "And" to go with 8 syllables with something like:
>Why do they look monstrous to me
or whatever works for them
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>>722430184
So you actually hear the and in the song? Lyrics are wrong on sites sometimes.
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>>722383723
Raw main vocals for Ride On Rhyme are complete and have been posted to the spreadsheet. Now we just need the harmonies/backing vocals/whatever they are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rGHHv-NCRE
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>>722430937
Forgot the Krakenfiles link.
https://krakenfiles.com/view/7R556Kf3a6/file.html
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>>722430547
Yeah I downloaded the stems from the sheet to double check, there's an "And" in the vocals but it's quick

https://vocaroo.com/1jX5bIFRutwc
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Which is the best replacement for That's me in the Spotlight as part of a song about degrees of lewdity?
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Writing a Tomadachi Life song
Going to take some thread suggestions for miis to appear in it
>The Mii who shows up during a love confession to steal it, 1 syllable name
To be honest, I already have Groose locked into this spot so you'll need to really sell me on this one.
>Two Miis in a rap battle, 2 syllable name and 1 syllable name
>Two Miis who get married, preferably a 2-syllable name and a 1 syllable name
>Someone singing at the music hall, 1 or 2 syllable name will work
>Mii delivering the news, 3 syllable name
>Clothing store Mii, 1 syllable name
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>>722431457
(Original song is Losing My Religion)
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>and
>so
>cuz
all these syllables are freebies that ill add or skip on the fly if i need to shift the stress or adjust the total syllable count
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>>722431541
easier to just drop a song because of them
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>>722431529
You need Peter Griffin in there, so Peter as the one in the rap battle.
I also remember cheeseburger miis being common, so the Cheeseburger can be the one in the news
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>>722431529
obama and dark knight joker miis were insanely common in those days
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>>722431189
I can see how someone could think it's just a long start to the word Does. EIther way I don't think you can go wrong as a singer keeping the extra syllable or dropping it, it's the start of the line so either works.
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>>722431860
I'm the writer, I'm just trying to get it in a spot where it could be sung without feeling awkward. If it ends up getting sung it's well worth it.
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>>722403252
Robez 'n the Roads
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>>722424297
Going to a concert today and hoping I'll have some time to sing one of the parts for the Hoodz n the Woodz parody
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sing my songs, they're the ones where syllables are optional
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>>722430937
Not the writer but great job. Can't wait to see the finished song.
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>>722383723
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=japBNRP47-8
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx9E0wf0EL8

[Verse 1]
Oh, dick, it's bigger
It's bigger than mine
And my whole body
The lengths that I will blow through
Resistance rarely tried
Oh no, I've stressed too much
I'm all tied up

[Pre-Chorus]
That's me in the brothel
That's me as an orphan,
And we are not children
Tryin' to keep up with rent
And I don't know if I'll survive it
Oh no, I've stressed too much
I can't take more cum

[Chorus]
I thought that I hurt my hymen
I thought that I hurt my dick
I think I thought I had to cry

[Verse 2]
Every rapist
On every fucking street
I'm losing' my discretions
Trying to stay virgin and true
Like a drugged, nude, and binded prude, prude
Oh no, I've stressed too much
I'm all tied up

[Verse 3]
Consider this
Consider this, the degrees of lewdity
Consider this, a kid
That's forced onto their knees, raped
Why are all these NPCS come
To fuck me down?
Now, I've stressed too much

[Chorus]
I thought that I hurt my hymen
I thought that I hurt my dick
I think I thought I had to cry

[Bridge]
But that was just a scene
That was just a scene

[Pre-Chorus]
That's me in the brothel
That's me as an orphan,
And we are not children
Tryin' to keep up with rent
And I don't know if I'll survive it
Oh no, I've stressed too much
I can't take more cum

[Chorus]
I thought that I hurt my hymen
I thought that I hurt my dick
I think I thought I had to cry

[Outro]
But that was just a scene
Try, cry, why try?
That was lewdity
Lewdity,
Just a scene, scene
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>>722433641
>\>Oh, dick, it's bigger
>It's bigger than mine
for a second I thought this was gonna be another vrchat song
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I think it's about time to start shilling some songs that I like
Brief cursory look at the sheet for songs that I know:
>Load For Me
I don't think we've had a single little shop of horrors song that wasn't fucking fantastic. And I like this one
>Smash Up The Rocks
Me simple man. Like Monkey game. Like Dinosaur movie
>A SCAREY GAME
Good combo of song and topic, imo
>Killed With A Ceiling Fan
Honestly just want to see at least 1 Starkid song in the musical
>Read The Game Text
The death of media literacy is one of those topics that legitimately angers and frustrates me. Even for something so short and simple, I like the idea of there being a song to address it
>Uninstalled The Game
I just like the song.
>Dick Creatures Made In Spore
Might need some lyrical tweaks here and there, but I like this one.
Also unrelated by
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>>722434369
thank you very much for shilling my song
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>>722434369
>Also unrelated by-
I just realized I forgot to erase the end of my post before posting
Was going to suggest a song topic but figured it better to be its own post.
>Captcha: P4JM4
Pajama Sam Song.
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>>722434369
read the game text got some vocals yesterday just fyi
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>>722434836
fug, must have missed that during wagie hours yesterday. I was trying to avoid listing ones that had already been sung
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Good afternoon anons, I hope you have a Lucky Lucky day!!

Today's good luck charm will come through attunement and communication!
If you have written songs, listen to the original and sing along to it, become one with the song! Perhaps a way to improve will come to you!
Do not be afraid to shill your songs, everything is in alignment for such tactics to bear fruit today! At the same time, keep your ears open for others!
Do not be afraid to give feedback to others and help others help themselves! We can find betterment through each other!!

You will be heard today! Allow yourself to speak! Today's blessing will grant supreme luck to those that help others and those that seek help alike!!
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>>722434369
Extremely based shiller.
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>>722435036
Matikanefukukitanon hello!! Thank you once again for making my day better. Lucky Lucky day back at you!
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While we're shilling other people's songs I would like to bring up that we have two backing vocals but no main vocals for Next to Susie. Step up to the plate and be our main singer, or contribute to the backing vocals!
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>>722435312
Thank you as well!! A personal blessing upon you!!
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And now that I've shilled other people's songs, time to shill some of my own songs
>Loops, based on Karma - AJR
Song about the plot of the game In Stars and Time. In short: Trauma and Time Loops. Probably the one I most want to see done out of my unsung songs.
>Princess Is Slayin' Me, based on Two Perfect Girls from the Pokemon Anime
DLC song about the numerous routes in Slay The Princess, with a very strong vibe of "I love a girl who will just kill me"
>Stayed With Rare, based on Stayed Gone from Hazbin Hotel
A song about K. Rool's return, starting from the POV of Void Kong, who is wholly convinced that he's definitely the main antagonist of the game before K. Rool appears and absolutely shits on him
And a few WIPs that I'm still seeking some feedback on before throwing them on the sheet
>Prima's Your Guide, based on Wouldn't You Like from Epic the Musical
https://rentry.co/nq4kk4oa
A song about using old Paperback Strategy Guides, but mainly using Prima as the talking point
>The Guy Who Didn't Buy Elder Scrolls, Based on The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals from the musical of the same name
https://rentry.co/z6ehh4ab
A song set in the far off future of 2050. Skyrim has been ported to anything that has a screen on it. One man remains who stubbornly refuses to buy it.
>Horror Games, based on Scary-O from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
https://rentry.co/ov4kptub
A song about not finding horror games scary for a number of reasons, with some directed jabs at the "theory-bait" horror game genre. Also probably needs an instrumental but I'm not as worried about that right now.
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>>722436261
>loops
this got vocals too
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>>722436391
oh what the fuck how did I miss that, I could have sworn I checked for that on all my song on the sheet just last night
fucking blind, holy shit
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>>722436707
I've never seen another ISaTfag on /v/ so you better tell me what you thought of it and the ending and who your favourite character(s) is/are.
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I suppose I should shill some of mine too

>Play Myself Some Minesweeper, based on Cheerleader - Omi
It's a song about minesweeper, surely you're old enough to know that!!

>Frogs Just Love Their Fractions, based on Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
Frog Fractions is a short free game I highly recommend people try blind. The song is heavily build around the nostalgia of playing this weird game in school over and over because the title was enough to avoid scrutiny in the computer labs. It was hosted on the creator's site instead of the popular ones so it wasn't blacklisted by default like many games were.

>Claim Free, based on Get Free - The Vines
Simple song about Epic's free weekly slop. I love the original song and would expect a lot of others enjoy it too.
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Oh, we're shilling again? What the hell

Grinderella, anon being on the grind
https://rentry.org/a3nsg5oh

Visit, Look Outside song
https://rentry.org/xku7h6ao

JANNYHILATOR (TOTAL JANNY DEATH)
https://rentry.org/v7czf2mr

And also a little cursed song you might've already heard of
https://rentry.org/vu7imbsx
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>>722436787
>Favorite character
Madame "No, you're not going to time travel because I just casually figured out how to stop you from doing that within a few seconds of realizing you're doing it" Odile. Love her energy in general, too. Not usually a hag-fag but she is far and away my favorite member of the cast.
>The Ending
Honestly I was kind of annoyed at the main issue being "just talk to your friends about your problems like a normal fucking person" but it was fine, it was cute when it was finally resolved. Love that the game actively punishes the attempt at "Talk No Jutsu" though, and so harshly too. Very happy that Two Hats exists because even if it's not perfect, it's leagues better as a resolution to the story as a whole. Honestly, Loop's motivations in that feel very fucking valid.
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Every time a song is shilled, the chance of me singing it drops by 10%
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>>722438330
how can 0% drop by 10%? you're obviously not singing either way.
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>>722438330
I'm going to shill your favorite song 10 times. What now?
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>>722438115
Thanks. The Madame is also my favorite. I wanted to write a song about the 'Dile but I haven't been able to think of a good song that would fit her. Her hurt portrait (you know the one) makes the pp the big pp.
>ending
Two Hats > One Hat for sure. However, I didn't like the ending because I don't feel like it REALLY addressed the issue. Sif doesn't want their family to break up, and the "resolution" is just that they're not breaking up YET. This is only kicking the can down the road. Is he going to have another mental breakdown and destroy the world when their family does break up in a couple years? If my problem is that I don't want to eat cheese, the solution can't be that I can put off eating cheese until tomorrow. It felt unsatisfying in that regard. I would want the problem itself to come to pass somehow and for them to do something about it.
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>>722438418
I think it works better because in a situation like this "kicking the ball down the road" at the very least gives Sif time to work through those issues. The main problem it was such a big issue in the game was that it was a very sudden realization being trapped in a single day. Siffrin didn't get a chance to make peace with it, think through it really, because he's stuck on the same day in a situation that constantly ends with him dying or his friends dying or everything falling apart. It's not so much "that's a problem for the future" as much as, I think "when the time comes, maybe it won't be a problem anymore." To use your food analogy, yeah, you don't want to eat cheese, but you can put off eating cheese until later, and more of a "maybe with some time, you can grow to accept the idea of eating cheese, so that when you have to eat cheese, it won't be so bad.
At least that's my reading of that part of the ending.
I'm honestly a little more bothered with a few of the unanswered questions. We really don't know much about Siffrin and the King's homeland. Like, we know the weird shit about how they remember it but can't remember its name, the black sand, etc, but like, why is it like that? More wish-craft? It's something that's just kind of... There. An interesting plot element that doesn't really go anywhere. It felt like it was supposed to me more important than it ended up being. Which, maybe it's supposed to serve as a red herring? But the problem is that it still feels important and not explained away afterwards properly.
Similarly for what happens to Loop at the end of Two Hats when they fade. They bring up some possibilities, but there's not really a direct resolution there, just player interpretation. Which is great in some stories but sometimes you want something more concrete, and for me, that was one of those things.
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video games
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>>722439190
I agree with you generally but it frustrates me when a game sets up a genuinely interesting conflict (person doesn't want RPG party to break up) and then shrugs and side steps the whole thing in the ending. Everyone giving Sif a hug is easier to write than them having to confront the problem itself.
>when the time comes, maybe it won't be a problem anymore
That's fine in real life. But it feels like a cop out in fiction. Much like the Loop thing. I'm glad it didn't bother you as much and that you got out of it than I did.
It's like the random unexplained thing where no one reacts to Sif's touch in the room with the narrow squeeze. Just feels like an excuse for emotional torture without any further thought process. The creator's blog basically confirms that she doesn't have answers to these questions and left them up to reader interpretation which is Fine but makes me not really care to look into them because there may not be a coherent explanation at all since it runs on vibes. I like seeing interesting proposed solutions to problems in writing rather than just reproducing my anxieties. But a lot of the Tumblr crowd seems focused on reproducing their anxieties or inner thoughts and getting reassurances rather than reframing or problem solving.
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>>722439689
In Stars and Time is a video game retard
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>>722439986
I know
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Today I will pity-sing songs
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>>722440205
I know
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>>722440205
you should pity-sing S.I.O.B.H.A.N. l, Visit, and NUTS and because they're about niche cringe gay indie games no one else will sing
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>>722440410
now that's desperation, I like it
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>>722440509
didn't write any of those btw
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>>722440205
go for all mine, they have Anon in the writer field
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A song about how that new Prince of Persia game was a great Metroidvania already destroyed by a horrible marketing campaign and price point >>722416170
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>>692982462
bro it's expired post a new one
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>>722436816
>Play Myself Some Minesweeper
I'm.... playing around with it
Trying to get the autotune to work like I want it to
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>>722444160
autotune away, shit will be fun if it works out
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sing ManlyTears
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>>722444204
Alright I just gave it a try and I can totally make it work
I'M PUMPED UP
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>>722444734
HELL YEAH BROTHER CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR IT!! LETS GET PUMPED!!
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At what point should a song get moved to general edits? I did a bunch of vocals yesterday but not sure if I want to move them yet
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>>722445897
it it has all the vocals it needs and you're not doing retakes then it should be moved ASAP so it doesn't get lost in the shuffle.
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>>722445897
whenever you feel like if they're not moved by the 15th they won't get a grace period
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would be a good idea for anyone that knows how to edit to work some of the stuff in the editing tab now, it ain't gonna be easier in 11 days when the list is five times as long and everyone is waiting on editing to finish before we can do anything else.
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For the anon who wrote Dead Franchise, if you're satisfied with my takes you can move it to general edits. I will say that the fast part could possibly be written to flow better since it was a little iffy when I did it, but I'll leave that up to you if you want to rewrite it or not
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my song got sung since yesterday :D
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it's also a good idea for anyone who just sings and slaps vocals into the thread to make sure they match with your instrumental. if you have time, pretend to edit it yourself even if you're not confident. you might learn something new that helps your singing

basically: singers try playing around with editing your own tracks even if you still want someone else to edit it "for real"

who knows, you might have fun
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XII was a good year but I already know I'm gonna look back at XIII even happier. We got a lot of good stuff going on this time.
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>>722424297
I was trying to draw something for Lose Control but I'm not liking it a lot. Also I cant find a good font for this. I'll ponder over this while I take a nap
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>>722448110
I think it's pretty good but we're in year XIII
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Let's look at some board culture songs about unusual topics, or at least topics I don't remember seeing in precious years off the top of my head.
>Let's Play Together Forever
Nostalgiabait with a twist, as anon reminisces about his fat autistic otaku female friend.
>ManlyTears
About when lurking fails and how most modern /v/ users only know that faggot ManlyTears from filename threads. History is lost in the span of time.
>dekinai
The absolute state of a board that constantly seethes about trannylators yet refuse to take the time to learn Japanese themselves.
>Your Pokéscope for Today
Genwars choke most of /vp/ and most /v/ Pokémon threads. Bur almost all of them are gay and retarded, just like this song.
>Sue is Yoinking Our Hats
Every year on 4chan's birthday, everyone gets a hat for a day, except Sue from Cave Story who steals hers to a growing collection. We can't keep letting her get away with this!

Honorable Mention:
>Run Down Deer Splat
This is a new meme from this year that had a heavy board presence earlier this year, but in compiling this list it seems that this was originally a Xitter meme.
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>>722448492
>This is a new meme from this year that had a heavy board presence earlier this year, but in compiling this list it seems that this was originally a Xitter meme.
yeah like most deltarune memes very little comes from 4chan, Xitter and reddit both love that meme and were using it ASAP.
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>>722448823
Yeah I was just trying to find and shill board culture songs about unique themes.
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oh kino, poppin in and saw I Wanna Bait Moralfags has a singer line on the sheet. thanks for signing up for it, anon.
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Looking at the board culture song list is depressing. It's all the same funny but beaten to death topics like OP being a faggot, cunny, Sneed, slurs, jannies. The Barney song is at least mostly about the "you're brown" meme which hasn't been beaten to death yet. I want to see more board culture songs about specific threads like Jigger, memes like Buy an Ad or Peanut Weanus, or events like A Deal's a Deal. Every year should have janny and cunny songs but we should have more unique stuff also.
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>>722449464
>Jigger, memes like Buy an Ad or Peanut Weanus, or events like A Deal's a Deal
Jigger, Buy an Ad, and A Deal's a Deal all got songs last year so it would also feel repetitive to do it again this year. I wonder if the reason is just because board culture has slowed to the point where no new culture is really being generated so there's not a lot of new things to sing about
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>>722449464
Dedicated threadschizos is a perfect new topic
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>>722449464
/v/ never changes so it's hard to innovate. me personally I always try to write one sincere song, one funny song and one board culture song but I never finish the board culture song because it feels lame. when they're good they're amazing but I think it requires a lot of talent and a funny bone that not a lot of people have.
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>>722449609
Those were meant to be examples of previous songs that fit what I was talking about, yes.
@722449635
kill yourself
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>>722449464
>I want to see more board culture songs about specific threads like Jigger, memes like Buy an Ad or Peanut Weanus, or events like A Deal's a Deal
Literally all of tshose have songs, most of them last year.

> It's all the same funny but beaten to death topics
We have several brand new topics, you're just not paying attention clearly. The hack this year is the literal biggest board culture event in a decade and it has a few songs. Chicken Jockey, like it or not, is a huge board culture meme because that was the last post everyone saw when shit went down. We have 2 songs about ">food analogy" which is a huge long lasting meme. We have a song about the birthday hats. We have lots of other specific board culture songs.

>Every year should have janny and cunny songs but we should have more unique stuff also.
Put your fucking nuts on the table. Name the topics you're oh so depressed we're not writing about. Go ahead, I'm waiting, if you name some actually good ones I'll write one just for you. Or are you just bitching about something you're not doing anything to solve?
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>>722449609
>>722449691
>I wonder if the reason is just because board culture has slowed to the point where no new culture is really being generated so there's not a lot of new things to sing about
I think it's actually because many singers and writers don't use /v/ outside of the musical so they're less interested.
Some board culture stuff from the last year I've seen, off the top of my head:
>the Claude Pokémon threads and their /v/ specific memes such as the bike lass or schizo fisherman theories
>Deltarune threads Ralsei 12 inches poster being permanently banned and being mourned with a grave, or the fact that they had to hide under Dragon Blazers for a while at release because of janny sniping
>/v/ PEAK lobbies which have spawned their own memes such as Blueberries or the sacrificial Hero of Peak
>Steam Next Fest threads and the non fun dedicated anon who keeps going around telling people not to play demos early, OR a joke about how everyone burns out on pre release demos and the threads die as soon as the actual Next Fest begins
>>722449996
>Literally all of tshose have songs, most of them last year
Yes you illiterate faggot. I intentionally brought up songs from last year to demonstrate what I'm talking about.
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>Yes you illiterate faggot. I intentionally brought up songs from last year to demonstrate what I'm talking about.
We're not illiterate just because you failed to succinctly make your point.
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>>722450473
>Claude
I completely forgot about that but I was in the first few Claude runs, haven't tuned in for a while but I'm pretty intimately familiar with the Cerulean memes at least. Maybe I'll have a go at a song for Claude Sr./Jr.
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>>722450586
Great, glad I could inspire you. If we haven't already done Amnesia Was Her Name, that could be a good one to write around.
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>>722450473
Yeah no wonder we don't get more board culture songs, your ideas are boring. The most interesting one is about PEAK lobbies, but that sounds like a Vidya song because it's about a specific game even if you can mention board culture memes from it in the song.
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>>722449609
>no new culture is really being generated
hit the nail on the head there. board culture last decade is basically regurgitating the ugliest wojaks you can find to make the board as unappealing as possible. also OPs that might as well be AI-generated. all i can hope for now is that there's an Atelier or Suikoden or jiggy thread up. recently Umathreads as well and better men is a good meme but anything actually celebrating board culture right now just seems disingenuous.
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>>722422039
This song kinda sounds like Duck Tales.
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>>722450759
It would be similar to Jigger on that regard which is about a specific game but is clearly tied around the /v/ Jiggy threads rather than the jigsaw puzzles themselves.
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>>722450473
>why don't we get more board culture songs
>ok what board culture songs should we do
>how about yet another pokemon song or the 10th deltarune song this year
>or a vidya song about PEAK that dips into thread memes
>or a platforms/industry song about Steam Next Fest that dips into thread memes
lmao
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>>722450730
>Amnesia Was Her Name
perfect, I'll see what I can do
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Is it vocaroo or my microphone that is shitting itself on high notes? This is frustrating I just keep getting lots of cutting out etc
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>>722450891
jigsaw puzzles online isn't exactly a "game", but I get what you mean.
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>>722450919
or you could sing one of these songs instead of posting an unironic gay homo homo gayngel >>722448492
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>>722450996
>minesweeper.flac
release the kraken, sleeper agents are standing by
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>>722383723
>>722451185
Hey guys you know what I've been thinking of playing?
I THINK I'M GONNA PLAY MYSELF SOME MINE FUCKING SWEEPER
https://krakenfiles.com/view/CWm434aphj/file.html
this was really fun
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>>722451110
vocaroo does have some issues right now. if you're recording I would suggest audacity as the shitty option (or something like reaper for a more complex option)
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>>722450919
NTA but there's a subtle difference between a vidya song and a board culture song.
>song about Hornet fucking other bugs
more vidya
>song about /v/ losing their minds and having weeks of bump limit hitting threads about how she's a whore
more board culture
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>>722451129
ok fine let's take a loo-
>another pokemon song
>another deltarune song
almost got me that time
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>>722451247
hells ya, now that's kino!!! the autotune is fun 100%.
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>>722451348
There are four other songs in that post you know.
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>>722451247
love it!
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>>722451247
was hoping someone would pick that one up and you nailed it
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>board culture is repetitive
then do more vidya or platforms or industry. platforms and industry have been relegated to sharing 1 album in recent years, if board culture is stale asking for more is the wrong approach, ask for less. we'll live with 1.5 board culture albums instead of 2.5.
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>>722451812
He wasn't asking for MORE BC but asking for more unique BC instead of the same couple memes.
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>>722451856
writers like writing about and singers like singing about the same couple memes. there's a reason why we always get a sneed song if not a few, they always get sung very fast. we had that sneed song released like a fucking hour before the deadline like 3 or so years ago where 3 different singers all rushed to sing it instantly. If anything I'm shocked we only got 1 sneed song this year on the entire written sheet, as far as writing jokes into the ground goes this year is not bad at all because the common memes are brand new ones that are mostly relevant just this year like Chicken Jockey.
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>>722452158
That's great. Someone opining on stale memes isn't a personal attack on you or the musical. I'm well aware why we have Sneed songs every year and that wasn't my point.
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>>722452326
someone saying there's not a particularly stale batch this year isn't a personal attack on you either.
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>>722452386
I know? Glad that at least one writer was potentially inspired by me bringing this up.
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write platforms
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>>722452506
sing Platforms
>Sound Effects Record #32
>Make a PC Port
>DLC Machine
>Sloptendo
>Pinching on my Fingers
>Overpowered PC
>Claim Free
>KEY CARD!
>Can't Take Gaben's Crown
>(I Need Some) Platforms
Skipped any songs that I think have singers already.
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too tired to sing, sorry
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>>722452797
yeah you should write some that are worth singing
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genuinely I am looking forward to all of the chicken jockey/minecraft movie songs this year. I never spoiler myself on the songs but just glancing at the sheet I know it's gonna be glorious.
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>>722453242
me too
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a song using uhhhhhhhhhhh
Billy Joel's The Downeaster Alexa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVlDSzbrH5M
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>>722453917
The Bite of "87"
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>>722451272
Thanks that seems to be a lot better. But I still don't think my Hey You Pikachu! mic can pick up the highest notes
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>>722454098
yeah that's probably gonna be rough.
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>>722454098
>Hey You Pikachu! mic
sing Seamen with it
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>>722454273
kek. now that would be some soul.
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>>722452158
Sneed is easy to rally behind, sure. but it was also Simple and Clean, a song id've been all over if time allowed it.
the right choice of topic is important for snagging a singfag. the source song is equally important. but lyrics actually being funny trumps both of those.
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>>722454509
LESSSSGOOO!!!!!!
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>>722454290
if you sing it you should actually say recorded on my Hey You Pikachu mic at some point
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>>722454098
do you guys not have phones?
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>>722448492
Sorry anon. I don't use reddit or x/twitter.
I just saw it a lot and thought it'd be a funny/unique song.
Glad it ranked an honorable mention anyway, but I can withdraw it if it's not board culture enough.
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>>722454792
nobody is suggesting it be withdrawn, just pointing out it's only loosely board culture. the deltarune connection saves it imo.
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>>722454678
Do people use iphones for this I just kinda assumed the audio would be questionable
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>>722454960
the audio on almost any modern phone should be better than a hey you pikachu mic. flawed for sure but not decades old gimmick tech flawed.
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>>722383723
Ragna the Bloodedge
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbQm-nSjuHI / https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiJujLDbmqM
Instrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/SNlHuWKW9R/file.html
Lyrics (note: Ra-gu-na is the romanized name):
Went through the boundary that no men could face
And fought the dark war that changed life on earth
Painful was all his life, yet bravely he stood firm
Azure-hand he lit alight, rebellion he would spur

Vamp Tween by side, Masked Freak he’d contest
Terumi set fire to his life, started quest
Ragna, Ragna, Ragna- he’s the Bloodedge
Terumi will fear, let Blazblue be his fury

The Rebel is the Black Beast incarnate
The Rebel, Ra-gu-na
The Rebel and the black beast are same
The Rebel, Ra-gu-na

Mori’s been fired, series met its death
Forgotten his fight, like Rachel tears I get
Ragna, Ragna, Ragna- he’s the Bloodedge
ArcSys forgets, I recall his story

The Rebel against despair and his hate
The Rebel, Ra-gu-na
The Rebel against wheel of all fate
The Rebel, Ra-gu-na!
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>>722434369
I thank you for shilling my song, but I honestly am not sure many people here would know NPMD to do the song. Mostly got roped into it by the "write the last song you listened to" while listening to the soundtrack.
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>>722454792
Nah it's a good song! Don't withdraw it mate. I was just compiling board culture songs about unique /v/ memes. Hope yours gets done too.
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>>722383723
Backlog
Parody of David Bowie - Seven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVpcupE1xEo

I don't care what Bethesda made
I don't care what they made
I don't care what Nintendo made
With a Deck upon my bed

An Steam store full of blandness
A store filled with decline

I've got hundreds games I know are fine
And hundreds games to try

I don't care what Ub-i-soft made
I don't care what they made
I'm giving up even on Capcom
I remember how it went

The price tag said "seven-ty bucks" (I believe Bowie sings "violent" as "vi-lent" there, otherwise I'll probably have to fix this line)
On a monument to lame

I've got hundreds games I wanna try
And hundreds to replay

No upgrade is needed
Shed the newest card

Hundreds games I know are fine
And hundreds games to try

The devs post how they hate me
I think they made a poo
Who needs optimization
A wasteland of fake frames

[Pre-Chorus]
My wallet’s uninvoked
But passion never dried

I've got hundreds games I know are fine
And hundreds games to try
Hundreds games I should replay
And hundreds games to try

Backlog (x9)
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>>722455204
Thanks anon. Means a lot to me, because it means at least one person liked every one of the ten songs I wrote enough to either sing it or mention it in threads without me. So I must be doing something right.
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>>722455101
why do i keep seeing an ass
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>>722456342
ragna culo
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>>722456342
boobs are the ass of the chest
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>>722455152
I actually submitted a NPMD song last year that didn't really get any attention.
A parody of "Literal Monster" called "Casual Stomper" about pub-stomping.
For a little while this year I was trying to think of something for Bury the Bully and The Summoning but those didn't really get anywhere.
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fuck I'm too late...
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this month always fuckin' flies by, can't believe it's this deep in. always the most fun time of the year for me so thanks to all youse for showing up too.
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>>722383723
https://krakenfiles.com/view/7DM90lM0JQ/file.html

You can laugh at my attempt to sing the high part in Evil Women since I promised I'd make an attempt
I cannot redeem
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>>722459367
Which Evil Woman is this before I open it?
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>>722459457
"I can fix her"
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>>722459367
I expected something much worse from your description. Don't worry, even Coolguyanon had issues with the original timing - the rest is up to an editor.
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>>722459367
It's good to my ear. Not perfect but perfectly serviceable.
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>opened the Around the World mp3 not knowing what to expect
>vocals start and I wheeze laughing
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>>722460090
At this rate the DLC is going to be the best album this year.
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>>722433641
Oh alright I'll add it to the list.
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Any album art themes still lacking? I heard Board Culture needed some
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>>722463696
I don't think we have a single Platforms or Industry one yet?
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>>722383723
workan https://krakenfiles.com/view/1nlBG7Id6R/file.html
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>>722463917
Did anon ever finished that Lemon Demon art he said he was making?
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>>722463696
What is the general spread on Album Artworks we currently have anyway?
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>>722463917
Someone was drawing an industry one
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>>722464168
Should be in the album art drive in the OP
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>>722464089
Your dedication is impressive anon. i appreciate you very much. Each take/edit sounds better and better btw.
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>>722464121
>>722464282
If you meant the Virtual Boy one I haven't seen a wip so it could have been all ideas guys. I miss Taff.
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>>722433641
"Children" and "religion" doesn't line up well
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>>722464345
No, I mean like, what categories do each of the current ones belong to?
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https://voca.ro/1fJcwtFXD3c7 hahaha i am definitely doing too many songs at once now
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>>722383723
Main Vocals for "Next to Susie"
https://krakenfiles.com/view/V9paTFY626/file.html
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>>722466802
based Susie enjoyers
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>>722466802
>listening
hehe Susie and Kris get up to so much stupid shit
>get to 70% of the way through
HEY HOLD ON
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still waiting on those kris vocals for player and the pure....
Unless someone plans to drop that on the last fucking day, then I shall stop worrying
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>song about the Player forcing Kris to fuck over Noelle
>song about the Player forcing Kris to fuck over Susie
What's next in this series?
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>>722463917
high probability we don't even have a platform album this year
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>>722460090
I figured it was only about four minutes long so I could save the editor some work of having to chop shit up if I just did the whole thing.
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>>722383723

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSSXOQ-1bI


WASH AWAY THE ODOR

HERE I SCRUB BETWEEN THE FLABS OF ALL MY FAT.
AFTER SNIFFING CHAIRS WHERE THE HOT GIRLS SAAAT
WIPE AWAY THE NERD SWEAT, ALL THE FLAKES OF SHIT
BUT THERE'S NO SOAP IN HERE, AND NO DEODERANT

IN MY MUSK AND PLAYING SMASH BROS
AND LOSING MY FIRST SET

AND IT WILL CHAFE
AND THE CHAIRS WILL CREAK
AS I LOSE AGAIN.
AND I WILL NOT GET UP UNTIL I HAVE TO EAT
AND IT WILL CHAFE
AS THE SWEATPANTS DRIP
IN THE FINAL BRACKET
AND THE FIRST TO BATHE WILL ONLY KNOW DEFEAT
AND THAT IS WHY I GOT BANNED FROM THE MEET.

Repost from a few years ago.
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>page 9

My repost was so bad it killed the thread, I'm sorry!
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Holy shit, I don't have the stamina to do a 7 minute song
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Should be able to drop a song tonight. It's not the song anyone wanted but I requested it so fuck you.
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Also if someone is down to write a No More Tears parody, i'll get that done as well. Ozzy needs a song this year gdi.
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>>722471741
What song?
>>722471928
What topic?
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>>722471928
Overwatch?
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>>722471860
looking forward to it. Renfagging?
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>>722471967
>>722472224
Wrong post.
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>>722471928
Lemme think of something to write it on.
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I give up. No matter how many times I sing this song over and over again there is no improvement. I've tried using the diaphragm, using chest voice, falsetto, biting part of my cheek, being more breathy, screaming, and fucking nothing makes it sound better. I'm so fucking mad and haven't felt this way in many years
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>>722473672
what song
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>>722473672
Have you tried having fun while doing it
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>>722473748
I did, even tried the internal smiling technique but you don't have fun when the end product is so bad

>>722473709
I don't want the writer to feel bad so I'm not revealing
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>>722473965
can you please reveal because I'd rather know if it's mine and which song than sit here panicking that it could be all my songs. not knowing is worse
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>>722474015
That makes no sense, why would you care if someone is struggling with your song
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>>722474363
i wanna know when things go wrong so I can make them better :(
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instrumentals anon can you get me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BCpWKDoNnY

I couldn't find the instrumental on youtube
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>>722383723
https://krakenfiles.com/view/iVj3rKozVc/file.html

No idea what voice lines the writer wanted
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>>722383723
https://krakenfiles.com/view/Z9oFnpkUiv/file.html
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>>722476961
funky as fuck. what's the song about
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>>722477634
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>>722471741
Which song? There's at least one 7 minute song with lyrics for a 3.5 minute version without repeating verses.
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>>722477791
You talking about a hard rain's gonna fall?
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>>722471741
just break it up into multiple verses. you don't have to sing 7 minutes all at once. do one verse at a time friend then give em to the editors or stitch them together yourself
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>>722477709
Good shit
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>>722477968
No, yours seems to be genuinely long. Still, it's just a matter of combining multiple tracks with raw vocals by an editor - no need to sing all 7 minutes in one go.
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>>722452797
Sloptendo's not getting done because the writer thinks he has the right to change a song while I work on it. lmao.
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>>722478654
Did you tell him thay you're working on it? In this case, you can just do the old version if you liked the lyrics and not only the original song itself.
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>>722383723
No More Xbox
[No More Tears by Ozzy Osbourne]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX_8p7NaibQ
Instrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/lnSmQhEBBP/file.html

Yeah

The green of my console’s at the start of its end
Horizon to ‘cancelled’ from the For-za this gen
A legion of devs who learn they’ll never release on ‘box
IPs in the vault that Micro$hill, er, forgot // Micro-Shill

Phil Spencer said he’d bring more than hype, promised games to bring us
Check out your console, tell me, do you find price hikes suspicious? Yeah

No more X (box) (box)
No more X (box) (box)
No more X (box) (box)
No more X (box) (box)

Up-hiking Game Passes as a last Xboning // ex-bone-ing
The red ring lights up to say the towel’s thrown in

The writing on the wall is clear now, we’re so DOOMed, Dark Ages
Our only Halo at the Pearly Console Gates is waiting, rekt

No more X (box) (box)
No more X (box) (box)
No more X (box) (box)
No more X (box) (box)

// Spoken
It’s just the end of the times // times = X
Final profit ‘til the loss
Still, they who play last
Is just a corpse with a cross // cross = X
With a cross

So Killer Instinct for profit tears us apart (Part, part, apart)
This ending’s not Perfect but it’s certainly Dark
Sega, Atari, one more Fable of loss
They’ll have Battletoads before they’ll restock Xbox

“Turn three sixty degrees and walk away”
We’d joke, so funny
I never thought you’d be
The one, to turn, three sixty from me, rekt

No more X (box) (box)
No more X (box) (box)
No more X (box) (box)
No more X (box) (box)

Is just a corpse with a cross (with a cross) (with a cross) (with a cross)
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>>722471928
>>722479860
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>>722476173
https://krakenfiles.com/view/UmnHYJBu2D/file.html
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if anyone else needs instrumentals, im happy to provide. unless if i'm asleep (not for a while), then i'll do 'em when i get up if no one else has done it.
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>>722480851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVpcupE1xEo
I didn't find anything without backing vocals yet.
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>>722480851
thanks for your service senpai
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>>722480851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuBU3pzy7is
All instrumentals have backing vocals as well as a little Iggy bleeding through
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>>722404225
>>722404349
Bump
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>>722480851
https://youtu.be/ObKwQQERrlQ?si=dKwJkGiYErY7_p8N
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>>722478843
I fixed it for him
If he agrees to the new lyrics I'll sing it
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>>722481052
https://krakenfiles.com/view/0fc1aUknLU/file.html
lemme know if that's good for ya

>>722481124
just hoping to help the musical wherever i can :)
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>>722482169
Seems to be good, thanks for your help.
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>>722481663
https://krakenfiles.com/view/ELN0mhReRJ/file.html
lemme know how this is for ya

>>722481241
processing this one
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>>722483082
Good. Thanks, anon.
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>>722481241
https://krakenfiles.com/view/qjubaGsyeg/file.html
i call this one the "i tried my best" special. ran through it a few times and iggy's gone, but the backing is stubborn. i'm not totally satisfied with it, but we'll see how you feel.
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>>722480851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7O6T29CTjw
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0439boMIwww
Not sure how well either of these would come through, honestly. Maybe I didn't look hard enough but couldn't find a very clean version of either of them. Good luck, instrumental fren
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>>722383723
parody of All Outta Angst by NOFX

Just Fuckin’ Lost
a song about: I just lost The Game, so I have to tell someone else
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpjYHy63i48
Instrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/ws1fdvsD7Z/file.html

God this song’s so funky I love it.

-

I lost “The Game”, I lost the plot
I got no one to blame, only my brain
I really thought I forgot
One thing’s for sure, I just fuckin’ lost
Anon of /v/ got one on me
And (You)’ll know at any cost

I’m off to Russian land, learn the skill of hackan
No fun in my autism, ‘til I can claim my shame
I’m off 4chan, I’m banned
In fact it’s difficult to stand and not lose the Game
When I’m thinking about it every day
I lost “The Game”

I lost “The Game”, I lost peace of mind
I have gotta disclose, gotta expose
I have got /v/ to remind
One thing’s for sure, I just fuckin’ lost
The internet did win our bet
And the net I must accost

Next step the Space Force Base
So that my loss will get to grace your face
Fight through security
For presidential rights
At last I hack the satellites
Across every country
All monitors display
“I lost ‘The Game’”

I lost “The Game”
I lost “The Game”
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I went to download some of the kraken files on some of the songs people had done and Firefox claimed they were malware, warning me not to. It was two different songs, could a false positive happen two times in a row?
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>>722483758
Quite a few browsers do gay shit like this, they don't even check the file for viruses.
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>>722483758
I have heard rumours of krakenfiles being used to distribute malware, and some antiviruses considering the site dangerous by default as a result.
If you're not sure, you can always run the files through "virus total" in case. Though that'd be after you download them, which might be a problem if they are.
I am curious as to what two songs though.
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>>722483539
https://krakenfiles.com/view/mDKvrwax3E/file.html
Billy and Mandy one, and your mileage may vary on this one, ngl. most i can say is that all the words are gone, but just getting the music without sound effects...

https://krakenfiles.com/view/6HeaIoYGKA/file.html
this one actually came out very well, i think it sounds real good.

alright imma take a break, i gotta FINISH THOSE ERRANDS so to speak. if you guys put in any requests, i'll do them once i get back.
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To the Hundred Line Anon, I still intend on singing them I swear. I will get around to them.
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>>722484158
Obese Neckbeard Basement Dwellers, and Baby Blooper.
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>no lyrics for black metal parody yet
Fuck it, does the shanty still need more singers?
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Does the 'Sad but true' in Sad but true work as four syllables since true is extended?
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Fuck it.
I'll use a virtual machine to run them through virus total. Highlight the take on ONBD
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Sing
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>>722485146
I don't remember which one it was, I think it was the last one, but it gave the same response with Baby Blooper, so try that one instead.
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>>722484841
Baby Blooper seems fine as a zip, but I'm gonna test the individual files.
Shouldn't need to because the singer is a very known quantity, but insane paranoia is my forte.
I'll need specific on Obese Neckbeard Basement Dwellers to check the file.
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>>722473965
>vagueposting
>>722474363
You probably shouldn't say it unless the writer is expecting you to drop something, but just the act of saying "man I can't do this song I wanted to do, guess it's my secret forever" can lead a lot of writefags to go "oh fuck no it must be my fucked up shit I'm doomed".
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>>722485424
The flac on Blooper is coming up clear, as is the readme. Unless the wav (which is the biggest file) has something, it's clear. Or CoolGuyAnon is secretly an evil genius.
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>>722484309
We're not stressing out, take your time.
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>>722485638

Or someone uploaded it under their name, or even more insidious, it was YOU, and you're just trying to lull me into a false sense of security. Curse Vishnu anon, prove you're not a scammer.
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>>722485761
What are you, a cheese now?
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>>722485806
No, but I am cheesed to meet you.
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>>722483514
There's a couple of hitches at the beginning (which could probably be edited together with the original release since there's no vocals there) but this is already loads better than any other instrumental I've found. I think once there's vocals over it the little bleed that's there will probably be hidden. Thanks anon!
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>>722482070
You should sing that anyway. I don't approve vandalism, but this shit is funny.
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>>722485761
I'm sorry. I can't prove I'm not a scammer
Universal negatives are hard to prove.
Or do you mean for me to make fun of Vishnu to prove I'm not Indian?
Because I can do that. Curse that elephant headed son of a bitch Vishnu.
Also unrelated, I helped you fill out a song in the spreadsheet earlier in the month when you were a bit slow entering it, and kept pushing for a name for Vetting Normies last year, so if I am a scammer I'm playing a very long game
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>>722486514
>I can get the vandalism back if you want to see it
I want to hear it.
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>>722487087
Well you won't, there no reason to sing a song "written" solely to troll the musical out of spite and fuck with the spreadsheet. If you're not the troll themselves you're dumb as shit for giving them attention and making it more likely they fuck with shit in subtle ways again.
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>>722487087
If he wants to sing it, he can. I just wish to remind him that he wrote that version and meta goes to DLC.
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>>722487220
Meta goes to DLC but that isn't a meta song, it's a musical drama song, and those don't go to DLC.
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>>722487252
It's a meta shitpost that would go to DLC.
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>>722487286
It's not a meta shitpost, it's just drama lazily shitting on a specific writer specifically to vandalize the sheet with it.. That doesn't go anywhere.
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>>722487186
I'm a hero there. If not for me, you would've ignored the vandalism and fucked over the writer.
You don't have to kneel before me, singing my song is enough. It's the one written by Anon.
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>>722487286
It's obvious you wrote it and are trying to create more drama by shilling it, but no things like that don't go anywhere and the rest of us are all aware of it. If it's in the final list I'll just remove it while organizing everything. Last reply you'll get, fuck off.
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>>722487425
And I will put it back and upload to Greene's channel.
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Mobile games songs when
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Visual novels songs when
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>>722487342
>it's just drama lazily shitting on a specific writer specifically to vandalize the sheet with it
But the writer is the one who made this shitpost. He is cleverly shitting on himself, you lack media literacy and need to lurk moar.
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Trolls really got lazy this year
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>>722485638
Can't imagine the WAV would be fucked. I don't think my computer has ever alerted me to viruses from Kraken downloads. I include WAV and FLAC because I remember reading those are the preferred types but if people would rather take FLAC, I'll just do those going forward.
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So I just get my recording app on my phone and record myself singing then submit it?
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Sing here on /v/
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>>722487820
If you don't have a better mic that works yeah. Just pick a lyric list on the sheet and use earbuds to listen to the original while you sing or something.
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>>722487820
Yup. Make sure you sing mine since they're the best, they're the ones with Anon in the writer's field.
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Sing one of the VRChat songs
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Based
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Good morning anons! I love you.
Sing Uninstalled the Game.
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Has streamanon said anything about what days work for the stream this year? I got a do the paperwork on requesting the day off to be there.
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I need examples of your favorite sex scenes in a non-porn game (straight only)
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>>722383723
The Wrath of the Lich King
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLka1_caDu0
Instrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/2Y6IKqDwXF/file.html
Lyrics: https://rentry.co/dmznubes
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>>722489673
God of war, banging the chicks in the boat
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>>722489673
do you mean stuff that's actually "good" or stuff that's "so bad that it's good"? I recall the one from Ride to Hell Retribution with clothed dry humping
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>>722473672
Hey anon, is it a song you marked? If it is, either please tell us which song it is or remove your name from it so a different anon may take your place.
I'm also hoping it's not my song, but oh well what can we do.
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>>722489530
has streamanon even showed up at all
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>>722490559
If it was written by Anon, I'm pretty sure it was your song. I'm so sorry...
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>>722490845
That's fine, but confirmation would be nice. At least, that way I could improve my lyrics and reshill it.
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>>722489673
Cloud and Tifa below the Highwind
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>>722490791
Not so far I think, guess we'll see if they show up before the end or if we'll have to figure things out ourselves
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>>722383723
Vocals for King of Hyrule. I did my best.
https://krakenfiles.com/view/3EbDqkOBAl/file.html
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>>722489673
[spoiler[Link and that lady in the village (Zelda II) [/spoiler] and
Conker's Bad Fur Day. The Sunflower and King Bee.
I'm sure there's comedic material in one of those.
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>>722473672
Post take?
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>>722491323
I'm not 100% sure it's what's intended, but I wouldn't object to you singing my songs.
Not that I ever do.
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>>722490791
if they weren't able to I would assume greene or compileranon or someone else connected would have let us know by now. last year they couldn't do it and we found out early on so someone else did the stream last year.
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>>722491323
that's better than I expect on a shanty, you did good.
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Fumos is done but I'll post the final version in the next thread because I want more attention.
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>>722492367
posting it now means a long time of sleepy anons waking up, posting it in the new thread means being in the pile with the dozen other anons with the same idea.
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song about this game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ImdlZtOU80
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>>722492275
>>722492337
Thanks anons, I appreciate it.
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>>722492483
That's some realistic graphics.
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>>722492896
yeah the switch 2 is great
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>>722492923
Now I can't tell if you're messing with me or posted the wrong video and rolled with it.
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>>722493238
yes
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If the anon who said they had TF2 sfx, if they could post those in the sheet, i'll add them to the mix later on today.
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only 10 days left... we go until the last timezone stops being the 15th, ye?
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>>722494098
we go until K exits hibernation and dumps her files for the year
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>>722383723
https://krakenfiles.com/view/YQ6056XeYX/file.html
raw voice for "Claim Free" song
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Good morning anons, I hope you have a Lucky Lucky day!!

Today's good luck charm will come through experimentation!!
Try doing something you haven't before!
Write a song that mixes unusual topics into one theme!
Sing a song you don't think it's possible you could, and try out filters, autotune, and other tricks to see how it sounds!
Make some art that turns heads and makes others question how they see our art to begin with!!

You will find something new about yourself today!! Embrace the unknown! Today's blessing will help those that aren't afraid to get weird and have fun for the sake of it!
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>>722495624
kek, love it!! it's raw and soulful.
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>>722495868
Good morning Matikanefukukitanon! I have nothing special to say today. I'm just lurking the thread. Lucky Lucky day to you!
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>>722496159
bot anon, everything you say is special!!
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>>722496597
Bot anon?! Why is that my moniker?
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>>722496691
AH, my coffee hasn't hit yet, that should be a "But"!!
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>>722496763
Oh, all is forgiven!!
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>>722495624
quite nice, good job!
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damn page 10

uh sing my songs
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>>722383723
This is the beginning, the BIRTH of a FRAUD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5rqEO-v59c

Still WIP, I took a short break to write some songs and stuff
Anyway what certified Molyneux fraud moments should I put into the "Universes"?
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>>722391876
Good job I guess people didn't see because it has backing and has to be extracted.
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>>722495868
>Lucky Lucky day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My4j3vgFxbE
This song for this horse perhaps?
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>>722500018
Might give this a try in homage to Matikanefukukitanon. Not gonna make it about the poster of course, but still.
I'll see if I have time later.
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damn, page 10? that must mean anon is busy singing my song, r-right?
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>>722504208
What's your song anon, let me confirm that
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>>722504346
I Wanna Bait Moralfags
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>>722480851
My hero. Can you get the instrumentals for these two songs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Pyubwjqb0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYaDQ0sD6n4
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Debating if I wanna deathbattle the Saya song singer or the Anon that claimed Idea Guy.
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>>722383723
Gave hamborgah main a couple more attempts and backing another shot, think I'm gonna wash my hands of this now. Backing parts are mostly shitty guesswork but there's a part you can't actually sing so it includes one chorus.

https://krakenfiles.com/view/VJ5h4fYjz6/file.html
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>>722506050
I don't think you have anyone to battle for Grips of an Angel. I was originally going to do it but stepped down.
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>>722466802
Remember to put your vocals in the spreadsheet.
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>>722506050
Do the Saya song, other anon is right that nobody is planning on singing it right now.
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Is the anon that wanted to write a bunch of songs about Malding Fagtree here?
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>>722506327
Great job. Make sure they're on the sheet for the editors.
>>722506884
What?
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>>722507530
Nta but Malding Fagtree is the funny spelling of the fursona of Jason Hall aka the guy thar worked at Blizzard for 7 years that doesnt like game preservation
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a song about uhhhhhhh
all the different summons/bros in boneraiser minions
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nein
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The thread is almost over. Quickly, start some drama.
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>>722510892
Bugs Bunny is a cartoon character, not a videogame character. He is not a videogame character despite appearing in videogames.
Most people wouldn't consider this a controversial take.
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I think Anon is the best. Just look at the number of songs written, sung and mixed by Anon. The variety in his voice, style and everything.
Everyone else should try to be as good as Anon.
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>>722511394
You are not a videogame character either, get out of my musical
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>>722510892
I think /v/ the Musical SUCKS!
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>>722511394
Don't worry, he redirected his autism back towards deltarune as a way to move on
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>>722511507
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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>>722383375
Quick questions:
1- If a song is parodied but not sung, can it be resubmitted next year?
2- If a song is parodied and sung but unmixed yet, is it going to included in the year regardless? (aka it WILL get mixed and added)
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>>722511394
Bugs Bunny is board culture.
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>>722498801
Project Milo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDvHlwNvXaM
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>>722511962
Songs only go into the blacklist if they get on a (non-DLC) final album.
There's a short grace period after the deadline where sung songs can get mixed and still make it in, BUT it's always possible this is the year there's too much and not all of them can make it. Which is why we should be editing early and not relying on that.
But if that happens probably it gets in next year, yes. 'Vocals from last year' are legal the same way 'lyrics from last year' are; so long as they were made during and for the musical they're fair game.
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>>722512273
Poor Milo trapped forever on Epstein's digital island
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>>722511962
1. yes but there's usually a case it's not sung. not always a negative reason, sometimes it's just that you submitted it too late for people to schedule it in. but just because something was written doesn't always mean it's worth singing to the singers, even if it's been posted from our song backlog for many years.
2. we've never had issues with songs being left behind because they weren't mixed. that said, this year we are desperately short on editors so there's never a guarantee, even if we would like to stay to december if that's what it takes to finish everything the jannies wouldn't be happy with us. stuff is gonna be edited very fast most likely, meaning if your track needs significant editing to not sound like dogshit, it's probably gonna just be slapped together and left to sound like dogshit.
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>>722512598
Despite being here like a decade+ this is my first time paying attention to and participating in the musical
Some of you fuckers parody stuff that is way too hard to sing
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>>722513156
well we're not forcing you to sing it. we've got singers that have been coming back longer than a full decade, and better yet newfags with overconfidence to spare.
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>>722513156
just put your take of "happy birthday" in the bag lil bro
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there's a sneed joke in here somewhere
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>>722513479
Literally nobody can sing Happy Birthday in key it’s impossible
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>>722512379
>>722512598
I see, because I want to write a parody but never had the free time AND right state of mind for it, and the close of the musical is nigh.
That reminds me of another question I forgot to ask: Is it possible to withdraw an entry if I change my mind? Either from the Written+NotSung and the Written+Sung states.
I imagine it's impossible as it would lead to griefing due to the anonymous nature of the event, might be better to simply submit it next year instead.
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>>722493781
Will do
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>>722513707
>I see, because I want to write a parody but never had the free time AND right state of mind for it, and the close of the musical is nigh.
There's still plenty of time to submit stuff but the likelihood of if someone is willing to rush to sing your is dramatically weighted on if what you write is actually good or not. A pro tip for someone like you is that nothing is stopping you from writing any time of the year, and just saving it for the next /v/tm
>That reminds me of another question I forgot to ask: Is it possible to withdraw an entry if I change my mind? Either from the Written+NotSung and the Written+Sung states.
It just doesn't work that way. Stuff is posted as anon, there is no "you" for it to belong to once it's submitted. There's the chance to move something from a main album slot to DLC (aka it isn't truly on the albums and can be done in the future) but the singfag has a bigger say in something like that than the writefag.
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new thread
>>722514481
>>722514481
>>722514481
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>>722514137
>spoiler
I know that's the meta, but I wanted to be legit for my first song.
There's about 10 days, so I'll see if I can do something about it.



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