Kings of Vidya EditionLast Thread: >>722293268Tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szoluCoZmBg>What is this?An annual collaboration project where /v/ sings about video games for a full month, from September 15 through October 15. We're halfway to the finish line, and making great progress!>How do I contribute?Write something and post it in thread! Or look in the thread or Spreadsheet for something to sing or edit. Album art is always welcome, too! And you can even make videos for the songs that are already made!>Song Spreadsheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1a_8lhM5GUz1GhUNhFfcyavaBWmuq_p54Ui-kGpFLKh0>Songs that are already donehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16rgydhRgtfhrkW3lQwLSyjuS5INyFnd5hVvWx31JW00>NEWFAQhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1QwgjGUjVfgURMBAQZbcuRdBH0GK50I3edg0bxetXeCg>Art Folderhttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1BMdlZw4jwzHt8im8m38Y1J-67kFloStc>Instrumental databasehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wMoG5tvsVvHD4J5J9SbDIJzXBqKq5Uu90-TWtsjSvIcContains 4000+ instrumentals made from original studio recordings and 74000+ karaoke tracks.If you need a song from the database, simply tag your post with [VINST] so we can easily find it>IRC (client currently dead)kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/#vmusical>proper mic techniquewww.youtube.com/watch?v=sr8c5sgkkvc>Web Player (probably won't be updated this year due to changes to how krakenfiles works)vthemusical.stfweb.lv>Latest videoswww.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAX8JHUJcFR2gh_WG3YJBITuO-tODVCcJ>Site with songs from previous years (RIP Bandcamp)https://the-voombox.xyz/https://vthemusical.neocities.org
>>722383375try /mu/ for your off topic shitty general, friendo! Have an updoot!
If the guy who used this picture two weeks ago to post his take of Switches is around, we need RAW copy of your vocals to mix if you want it edited. If not, we'll just go with Anonika's version when finished. Thanks for your time.
ANCHOR!
shillan' the re-write ofLoad For Me (Grow for Me, Little Shop of Horrors)Original https://youtu.be/yFCkxxSsWHs?si=I2-gja-k5xA2uxVEInstrumental: https://youtu.be/YBN86bC93tY?DzdNEw8QekcqC2tRI get out the console,I get out the game.I’m getting no signal,I’m crying in pain.I'm baffled completelyWhy won't the disc read?Oh please Load for me.I've had 'em resurfaced,And checked 'em for rot.I've even used toothpasteI'm losin' the plotOh gee, how to fix you,CD, how you tease.Now, please load for me!I've given you laser replacements,And cleaned out your drive,I've redone your caps and your traces,I barely survived.I've tried you inverted and sidewaysAnd all of that crud.I've tried out each method for fixing the problem andWhat do you mean it's unplugged?Spoken : Damn cables. Damn cords. Silly me.Hey Twoey, look what happened. You started up.I wonder what made you do that.I think I know what made you do that.Guess I should have checked that before doing all those repairs.Hope I haven't broken it or anythingI put down the gerbil.I put down the knife.Now it can be happy,Not a sac-ri-fice.Oh, on a red light pops,Is that all it needs?,Now pleaseOh, oh, oh, pleaseLoad for me.
>>722383723https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrlKfUKC7VkScarface (Push it to the Limit) - Paul EngemannGrapple to the CeilingLeave the ground to lesser menBut don't shoot yet, just wait till when They see you coming. Dominate the ceilingClaim the plane above their headsYou rule the skies, but still you gotta treadOn their bodiesFor each shot, a kill has been madeNot hiding like a coward they were always outplayed You top the boards. (top the Boards)Going for the strongest they have,Not stopping for a minute their team has been halvedSo high now, you're sailing through the sky, so grapple.... oooh yeah.. Welcome to the ceiling. (Ceiling) Chip away that barrier.The enemy's still breathing, soYou better break it. (Music)Grapple through the ceilingBreak their teeth upon your boots. They might claim vengeance but you'll always fly freeWhile you're still winning.Grapple to the CeilingLeave the ground to lesser menBut don't shoot yet, just wait till when They see you coming. Welcome to the Ceiling. (the ceiling, the ceiling, the ceiling, the ceiling)Grapple to the ceiling. (the ceiling, the ceiling, the ceiling, the ceiling)(the ceiling, the ceiling, the ceiling)Grapple Past the ceiling (the ceiling, the ceiling, the ceiling, the ceiling)
>>722383723try /mu/
I was thinking of doing this one if I can get the rest of my stuff in order during the weekend, we'll see.https://rentry.co/ck37d3n4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xY2SdaY1ac
>>722384454based unused topic
>>722383723Eminem - Busines (WIP)Original: https://youtu.be/P05bTId-92AInstrumental: https://youtu.be/4VYZW-lkkDUI'll record a demo if you need it. Feedback appreciatedAnon! Sounds like an SOSHoly wack spherical top tier tits, Janny, you're fucking right!To the hotpocket-mobile - Let's go!(Anon! Anon!)Trannies and gentlemen! It's showtime!Hurry, hurry! Step right up!Introducing the star of our showHis name is (Anon!)You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world right nowSo without further ado, I bring you (Anon!)[VERSE1]You 'bout to witness EA get bought by SaudisIt's too gaudy, sand people so haughtyThey're naughty but I'mma spit in their coffeeReady to sell stocks and cop that buy(back!)Looks like Kushner really likes MaddenOh God, he jumped the Trump bandwagonWith his Qatar jet they're grandstandingForget blowback on the fact that Trump's so unhingedOrange man, The Sims ain't fun, it's cringe(vrinn vrinn) Yeah, barring none, I'm whingingWatching them binging on cumVidya is in a state of 9-1-1, so[CHORUS x2]Let's watch EA crumbleThey don't got no games worth playing now, they'll tumbleThey only peddle NFL then sold themselves outWithout doubt, they're not worth the trouble (hell yeah)[VERSE2]Quick, gotta write 'em, gotta be originalCheck the lines, Anon, 'tistic 'bout syllablesLook at all their IPs check out CriterionStill in awe, they went from Burnout to miserableSo shitpost this blue board and we'll keep score in jestYou ain't even depressed no more, you're used to itSim City, Def Jam, and SSXThey're on hiatus and it's gay they won't revive this shitThe most hated on publisher, yes I concur they're quite absurdKicked to the curb, not venerated by perturbed nerdsCrunch time is real, it's so obsceneLike an indie with talent, not hopes and dreamsIt just means no more Spore, PGA TourFor sure, they're gonna spam it forevermoreThe cash must flow on; So let's just see, UAEIntrigue us with something interesting
Shilling the Ice Nine Kills songs since I want to see one of them sung.>Rocking the Board gonna make some song art for this one Lyrics: https://rentry.co/rxbk6bgbOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuH7w_j7dEwInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK5V6bcHVfA>The Casual HoovyLyrics: https://rentry.co/5ooadom8Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9sYeSEbcjAInstrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/19VNGSYC0K/file.html
>>722385164[VERSE3]It's just like old times, they bought out studiosLike Maxis, why panic? That's just how it goesIt's so deplorable, corporate controlConsolidation brings shitty vidya y'knowYou can look at Acti-Blizz sitting on the dickOf Microsoft alongside big Bethesda titsThey're getting fucked in orifices like a two-bit squid bitchLayoffs fucking over people just to downsize the cliqueJust to get to save some money, release DLCAppese the pajeets and FIFA frenzyGaben, DRM is so sleazyHow can one platform be so greedy?Loot box shops take fast cash they're cheekyBelieve me, Need for Speed's on my PCBut I retrieved it free from the seedlingsOnly play EA when it's gratis'Til they shut down, these clowns are selling frownsOn all the platforms, nothin' high brow round hereBut /v/ ain't fucking around round hereYo Janny (What up?), Can I get a (hell yeah!)[CHORUS x2]
>>722385164>Oh God, he jumped the Trump bandwagon>With his Qatar jet they're grandstanding>Forget blowback on the fact that Trump's so unhingedam I out of the loop, how are these lines vidya related
We need a FEAR song because I can't remember there being one.
>>722383375I remember a song that started with, "You see that mountain? You can climb it" kind of like the intro to Mountain Music. I don't remember if the rest of the song was a parody of Mountain Music, but I think it was. Does anyone remember which one I'm talking about?
>>722385486NTA but Trump's son in law Jared Kushner bought a bunch of EA stocks recently. That said, going into attacking Trump feels like a lazy way to write those lines given the tie together isn't very strong for anyone not following US politics and EA stocks at the same time and is kind of incidental. ("Looks like Kushner really likes Madden" is the line prior)
>>722386276Are you talking abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opDHcBPpz4Q
>>722386489Nope, it was an old man's voiceLike in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBdonr6AWtQ
>>722383375I HATE MY VOICE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DO I MAKE MYSELF SOUND MORE PLEASANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>722385164"Quick, gotta write 'em, gotta be originalCheck the lines, Anon, 'tistic 'bout syllables">check original"Quick, gotta move fast, gotta perform miraclesGee willikers, Dre, holy bat syllables!">meta and madlibbing at same time
instrumental anon I need your helphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Pyubwjqb0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYaDQ0sD6n4I need these two asap, I have a brilliant idea and lyrics are almost done but I realized there wasn't any instrumentals out there
>>722383723https://krakenfiles.com/view/kjUJWNAyKI/file.htmlMoar backing vocals for Next to Susie
>>722385164>>722385225this really needs more time in the oven I'm sorry to say you also ignored most of the original flown
>>722386815honestly? sing it repeatedly, whenever you're aloe, and listen to the original repeatedlytry to mimic all the little lilts and pauses that you didn't even notice the first timebut then I don't know a lot about music, and haven't singfagged before this year
SING ME SHANTY YE BILGERATSLYRICS: https://rentry.co/2pfozyhmORIGINAL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAn5cGGuYvADEMO: https://krakenfiles.com/view/hRadmeoLo3/file.html
>>722390614I'll contribute this weekend
>>722390201aw yeah it's all coming together
>>722383723Vocals for Biking in the Ruinshttps://krakenfiles.com/view/uLbWC1xD5z/file.html
>>722313653>extra late replyIt all ends up being about technique and experience. I feel like most things don't actually require too much air.For me whenever I do black metal vocals I don't actually get all that loud, it feels almost casual. Unless I need to go really high.
>>722383723I am feeling a burst of productivity tonightRead the Game Text vocals: https://krakenfiles.com/view/jlkEeiAROR/file.htmlCould use backing vocals
>>722383375I really love the lyrics for a scarred pain is gonna bawl and I will try my best to deliver
>>722392675holy fucking kek I'm fucking laughing
>>722384027you need to rewrite both your songs again newfag lmao
>try to sing Loops>oh yeah this seems easy enough>the last partI simply don't have the lung capacity
>>722394160i believe in you anon sama>>722392804based passion enjoyer anon
>>722368871Looks like we've got some backing vocals for next to Susie so you could either contribute to that or do the main.
>wake up at 3:30 AM>throat hurtsIt’s fucking over
>>722394504I'll give it another try tomorrow but I am going to need to include an audible inhale in the middle of it, no other way
>>722396419if it's the song I'm thinking of I think that Sif audibly inhaling in the middle of a song would only fit their character more anyway
>>722383723Still in Love, And (Based on Fallin' Love, And - Mother)This one is for the long standing waifufags, the faithful and the unwavering. This is sung to the tune of Fallin’ Love from Mother, from this cutscene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CRwk_fD2voThe lyrics should hopefully be clear in terms of how they fall, but if you struggle to figure out what to sing where, let me know and I can timestamp or write it in sheet music. I recorded this demo to show how the song is performed: https://voca.ro/12xVC2dlqqKFrentry: https://rentry.co/stillinloveandit's been thir-tyyears since I firstsaw your pi-xelface on my screenplay your sto-ryclear your cred-itsaw none could re-place you my dearoh, your few sprites, they imply, more than art (art)and your few lines, precious signs, ring my heart (heart)* for the next bit, the second beat is shorter in the song, and that syllable is marked in parentheses. If that’s hard, see the bottom of the reentry for old lyrics that skip that beat entirely *long (be)yond con-sole when your oldsoul (no) lon-ger loads I won’t godays (al)ways will change but like yourgame (my) love still staysit's been thir-tyyears since we firstdanced a-round thisscore and I singwe'll be twir-linghere and hol-dinghands for thi-rtymore my dar-ling
>>722394504>>722396729Thanks for the encouragement, managed to get something decent>>722383723Vocals for Loops: https://krakenfiles.com/view/DnNKMfQSZG/file.html
>>722384027did a trial run a while back, planning to finish it off later. i didn't really get how the ending is supposed to go tho since that instrumental is doing things different from the movie version.
-To the tune of the Happy Birthday song!-Sue is yoinking our hats!Lyrics:Sue is yoinking our hats!Sue is yoinking our hats!Sue is yoinking on our birthday!Sue is yoinking our hats!This is 4 lines and is a song I know you know. I want to get as many anons as possible. Even if you’re not a singer, you can sing the Happy Birthday song.Follow the first loop here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnmss7h5g9YOr better yet, follow the demo: https://krakenfiles.com/view/ceDCCVFqwU/file.htmlEveryone can join in! You don't have to be a singer!
Nein!
>>722397980Maybe I should ask UVR anon if he can do the movie version to make it easier. It's probably the more well known version. If UVR anon's about consider this a request.https://youtu.be/vSso4hhr7OM?h5ZWyemSqTt36ohS&t=21
>>722383723Took longer than expected because I got sick and also kept hating all my takes, but here's the completed Horny Horny + working files if any editfriend wants to tweak it:https://krakenfiles.com/view/JGN685v5fs/file.htmlhttps://krakenfiles.com/view/sfaPp5vLn4/file.htmlMight do Steal My Games after this. Also really liked Will I Be Fine but kraz claimed that one
Love the fairy cunny song. Can't wait to hear more cunny songs, they're always the funniest and usually the cutest too.
>>722400242Anon of course I can do the movie version if you ask. Just have to get out of bed first.
>>722387754Yeah this is the sort of shit where the musical guardians are right to shame it. Meta posting about how you should write original songs and bringing drama about the syllable posts into your songs is not the same thing as actually being original or staying on topic. No, the original song using the word syllables is not an excuse, that's just incredibly lazy, write something about /v/.
>>722385164The only feedback I can give is that it's just wrong in way too many ways. I'm guessing you offered a demo because you know the flow of the original wasn't kept. Being able to cram the new words into the space of the old words doesn't make it actually work. A main benefit of doing parodies is that we basically get a cheat sheet on good sounding music that flows well, and you waste that benefit when you don't actually keep the flow of the original.Agree with the other anon that political shit, while topical, is not something that big of a chunk of the song needs to focus on if you can't actually write that many lines actually about the Vidya connection and instead just go to "orange man bad". He's bad, most of us know, but we're not here just for politics. Should have kept those lines tightly on the impact of Vidya or 4chan and what might happen to them with the EA stuff.Agree with the other anon as well that the mad libs/meta stuff is not good. We do not need lines in our songs about the thread dramas. It being low effort to add a meta line does not give a good excuse to have a meta line. It leaves your song coming off very unfocused in topic and scatterbrained, a random bit about syllables and writing /v/tm songs just doesn't make sense with the rest of the lyric's topic. There are ways to integrate a meta line well, but "the original used the word syllable so I'll just be meta" is not one of them.One of these things I could see getting a pass from a singfag, but when you layer all 3 the only way I see a singfag picking it up is out of spite with "I wanna sing the flawed stuff on purpose to punish the evil anons that gave harsh feedback".
sing this Laugh at SmashfagsLaugh at SmashfagsBlown the fuck outBlown the fuck outLaugh at stinky SmashfagsLaugh at stinky SmashfagsHere on 4chan VeeeeeeHere on 4chan VeeeeeeBraindead rosterfaggotsBraindead rosterfaggotsAre you ready?Are you ready?Laugh at stinky SmashfagsLaugh at stinky SmashfagsCir-cle-jerk picksCir-cle-jerk picksThis SeptemberThis SeptemberLaugh at stinky SmashfagsLaugh at stinky SmashfagsThey got mental issuesThey got mental issuesLaugh at stinky SmashfagsLaugh at stinky Smashfags
>>722396419Could always go with the parody aspect and make a joke out of it, like a very quick audible cough and "oh god it's still going" before getting back to the note.
Undead Bobcat seems to need backing vocals
>>722352368thread died when I was asleep so I'm catching up now. Type B (thats already a fun joke) for sure.
Some good new vocals posted while I slept, very kino.
>>722401095Is there an announcement for an announcement for the new smash I missed?
>>722400269I fucked up the working files upload and now krakenfiles is being shit so here's a better reupload on megahttps://mega.nz/file/cmZlBKqZ#uZtQ4p3PY4kJA-JDlksAoICnN7OksdVAey-qeU13K-MI'm trying Steal My Games and it's working well but I can't find a single good instrumental of Lust for Life which doesn't have backing vocals baked in
UhhhhhhhA song about onirism threads on /v/ and how schizo they get
If you're a signfag worried you might be singing too much, don't be. You can always unsung the ones you already sang and resing my songs instead.
>>722400535Thanks UVR anon. It could be instrumental to our success.
Did Pooranon is dead?
>>722402543Ok anon. Deleting this folder of unreleased flacs of your work, and attempting to resing them.I've got bronchitis btw
>>722402591R.I.P. Pooranon.He was such an hero.Never forget.
>>722402591He's the one that might edit your song if it isn't too anti-lgbt for him
What name should the Realm Of The Mad God Parody use? I've gotBrawlz 'n The HallzManz 'n The GlandzPsalmz Of The Thaumzbut I'm open to suggestions. I'm going to throw it up on the spreadsheet soon.
>>722402672Thanks, it always adds some extra flair and personality
>>722401042Gets worse when you realize the political shit is also borderline madlibs. It feels like pivoting to Trump was literally a way to keep the word orange in the song right after something relating to hinges. And the last line of that verse only changes hip-hop to vidya. Rap is tricky to parody right.Forget blowback on the fact that Trump's so unhinged>Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hingesOrange man, The Sims ain't fun, it's cringe>Oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes(vrinn vrinn) Yeah, barring none, I'm whinging>Vrinn, vrinn! Yeah, here I come, I'm inchesWatching them binging on cum>Away from you, dear, fear noneVidya is in a state of 9-1-1, so>Hip-hop is in a state of 9-1-1, so
I should have wrote more, everything I wrote got sung quickly so now I have nothing to shill this year. Feels wrong.
>>722385164Based, will try a recording when I have time.t. Anon who asked for the Eminem song.
>>722403445jeez, brag more why don't you ;_;
>>722403445Not to brag, but one of my songs was completed and on the spreadsheet in 10 minutes of writing it.play deadlock
>>722383723Request: Wings of Serenity by FalconerThis is about the weirdly common archetype of Asshole Bluebird RivalSong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7fjMX-_pJ0 Instrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/i7JlT0kOTM/file.htmlOh, you douchebag bluebirdWho acts like a jerkYou find insults with eagle eyeYou have always the last wordNever without a smirkYet somehow the star’s allyYou’re Falco LombardiYour feathers truly royalAn ace of stars and spaceWavedash on the foolish foxWho can’t roll his hullPut him in second placeYou’re flying on wings of assholeryFast as a jerkwad jetSupreme champ i on, the rivalMaking birdbrains upsetOh, Revali RitoSo swift with a bowHow you’re shooting so arrow-straightYou are peacock number one‘Least on e six two oneLink’s spamming your wind all gameYou’re flying on wings of assholeryToward a spiteful heightSupreme champ i on, the rivalFlipping birds left and rightYou’re flying on wings of assholeryYou’re shitting onto the starSupreme champ i on, the rivalYou rule the roost as you areOh, Berdley from DeltaruneIn your efforts to look coolYou became a joke, sad hootThe gamer got schooledNo one flocks to youUnplayable and blueLost the Susiebowl, wings clippedAnd disappearing out from the scriptYou’re flying on wings of assholeryYour pride has flown the coopYou’re the laughing-squawk, the rivalFeeling so very blueAll flying on wings of assholeryThree who can’t become a starYou’re all tragedies, all rivalsYet jealous is all you are
>>722403713Funny. Starts with the blue bird who rivals Fox, and ends with the blue bird who is created by Fox.Good symmetry. Everyone laughed.
>>722383723BRAWLZ 'N THE HALLZ (Parody of Hoodz 'n The Woodz by Joe Hawley and Alex Kessler)Original:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObKwQQERrlQ&list=RDObKwQQERrlQ&start_radio=1Instrumental:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq-YlQKOjiA&list=RDLq-YlQKOjiA&start_radio=1(Unofficial. Could be improved if we have that nice new splitter working yet)Lyrics:>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FSTHCE60U55a0S_gqpYgQBz69UVOWANl6T9C1BVmU-Y/edit?usp=sharing(IMPORTANT - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PERFORM OR ADAPT THIS PARODY WITHOUT READING THE GOOGLE DOC)Yee, I’m a Wizard, and here is my robe,Walk around in the woods, got me feelin’ like Job!Just cruisin’ through the trees on the Highland Plain,I welcome all foes. Hoes’ll get slain.Leavin’ any Mystic with her heart in flames,‘Cuz my Spell is Tier 5 and it sets ‘em ablaze.Hey.Unh.I’m just walkin’ up the path.Smellin’ the green grass.Every Mystic gonna lemme smash.In a realm so vast…I’m a bloke gettin’ soaked in my robe ‘cuz it’s water-silk. Got a heal on it too, which is honestly just…a secondary feature.Lo and behold, there goes an old crone; hey, old crone; how’re your old bones?“Why do you look so lackadaisical, wan’dring around in your untiered robe?”I’m too dressed to be stressed in my untiered robe.“But what is a Wizard without a Quest? What’s the point of even playing without a Quest?”Oh, it’s a Candy Gnome and Snow Trolls; hello, Gnome. Hello, ya Snow Trolls.“Just as we Gnomes eat sweets all day, a Wizard must Quest his night away.”Am I a Wizard without a Quest?“Just as we Snow Trolls guard the waste, a Wizard’s ever-dressed and ever-chaste.”Tell me, am I not a Wizard without a Quest?(Am I a Wizard without a Quest?)I’ve walked so far.Every which way. It’s been an unproductive day. It can’t be said that I’ve forgonemy class’s Quest! It’s what I’m on!But for Daily Quests, my will has gone…SighI must consult with Lord Shaitan…[instrumental](1/2)
>>722383723>>722404225Pick up…C’mon…Pick up…!This on?‘Tan!Yo, you need a Quest?However did you know?Anon, be not Hexed;Disciples of the Art will know hoes, Gnomes and Trolls’ minds are thicker and More Fetid than hoe cakes’ indoles!There’s far worse than the defeat-guaranteed carapaces of the Scorpion Queen’s wrathful breed;Would you not call a Dragon or Basilisk a boss? There's plague in the Nest and a scourge of Devil’s sauce!I was on the brown road, trollin’ the wood, feelin’ dope in my robe…O! You have the threads, but Wizards can be perfectly apt with Class Quests. Sometimes the meta sets are best left in Chests.What a pittance I’m given a Whisper, Voice or Echo of Dest'ny for my prestige!Gone are those days where an untiered Coral Bow would solo an adventure ‘fore one scared the crow!To this Realm we’re thrown…Shaitan? Are you hooome?Hm. I can’t just recite the Wiki, you know, but if you’re yearning for a journey, here’s where you can go…Pass the Snow Trolls to the crimson cover; past the Bloodrot Heart you will discoveran ingress that warps you straight into the gallery; Strike the Lost Crusade right where their pallor be!There’s a ghost here and I think I can imbue it with life…Son, you ain’t the Mistral Druid.Press on and try not to be annoyed by the lurch of the Colossus haunted by the void.Cross the trapdoor guarded by the Titan.Malus’ crowd will suffer not the unenlightened.There’s a fissure upstairs that opens with the vial.Jump inside to reach the umbral isleWith its lilac dunes and the dark sea all ‘round.Strike the blackness right off of his mound.Get him outta range of the white bag and let’s go!Hooow do I do that?Just say ‘Flipendo’.[instrumental](2/2)
>>722403430Yeah a lot of it is mad libs, that's without a doubt. Letting the entire plot of your song be dictated by the words of the original song, even when it means going off topic, is an easy mistake to make.Genuine tip: leaving lines mostly alone is fine but only when it actually enhances your song's lyrics and theme. If you're leaving things alone just because it's easier to go "well trump is orange so I guess a line mentioning orange can be about him, well this line mentions syllables so it can be meta now", something has gone very wrong. You can keep echos if the original song but it should be when it is perfect in your song, not any time it's lower effort. I'll use the Saya song's lyrics as a positive example, because it keeps words the same when there's meaning behind that. Like the song keeps the "you sound so sweet" line alone, but the shill post last thread has a screencap of the game that had the narration literally call Saya's voice sweet and waxing on about how important her voice is to the main character. It's not the same because changing it would be work, it's the same because it's the line doesn't need words to be changed to have a deep significance to Saya when in context to the changed lines around it. Perfect synergy between the original song and the new topic, and not because the song is the same as the original but because so many lines work both in a song about cheating on the phone and a song about an insane dude clinging to his personal angel. The lyrics go out of the way to replace the chorus with different words each time, so it makes any time the words weren't changed show intent behind not changing them.
>>722403558Not to brag but I sang that one because the lyrics spoke to me on a personal level so even though I never heard the original song I knew I had to learn it ASAP to sing it.
>>722383723Headcount on female singers?I have an idea for a song about pic related but it just won't be the same without a lady voice.No particular kind in mind.
>>722403446Please wait for some improvements to come for all our sake, we really can do better
>>722404485There's 3. Writing a song that truly only works with a female voice this late is rough, I would only do it with the expectation that if it's sung at all it's probably by a guy, same as the 30 or so unsung songs on the sheet that also prob work best with a female voice.
>>722404485Oh shit is that the mindreader rapist pov visual novel? Insanely based. Not many female singers and I'm not sure if any of them would even be up to singing such a thing, but it's a very fun idea and we always could use songs about niche specific games.
>>722404416the virgin Renaissancefag vs the gigachad 1st take of a previously unknown song (perfect)
>>722404847Unironically this is the sort of time Roco shined. She'd have written, sung, and edited a song about that herself if she knew the game, and bullied other femanons into singing other roles for the song.
>>722404485>look at picture>seems normal, if anime style>see >>722404847>mindreader what nowYou telling me none of you guys see those words when talking to girls?
>>722405134You're the guy they wrote the visual novel about, you probably just haven't reached that stage of your life yet
>>722405134Yup https://vndb.org/v21667It's a kinda fucked up game ngl, makes rance look innocent. Surprised it got a translation.
Good morning anons! I love you. Sings lots of songs today! Even if you're terrible.
>>722385535>had an idea for a fear song>check the musical>the song has already been done>it's complete dogshit as wellshame
>>722405180What if I told you I made it,And this was the life that I chose?Would you even believe it?Anon do you believe shitposts?
>>722404485Whatchu want?
>>722406670NTA but...If I pitched a sneed song to this, would there be any takers? Been watching it and it's damn catchy and I need a way to get it out of my head.https://youtu.be/t7p4BLi0wVM?LnmW2ZQPRxQEw7m7
here's your VA-11 HALL-A themed songit's the fifth year I post this and it's a good song so please sing it, I'm getting tired of this and I'll happily edit everything myselfOriginal song: Paradise (Stay Forever), written by Barry Topping and sung by Fiona Lynch, from the Paradise Killer OSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBZmjaTVm_A [Embed] (original)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njz1zgj4B2M [Embed] (instrumental)---come on nowwhat can I get you, lady'cause we got a heap of people tonightI'm a bartender, oh babyI'll serve you 'till your problems come to light(so I gotta now, gotta now)make a drink and I'm gonna work all nightto make difference, gotta mix things right(oh Dana, praise me Dana...)more clients arrivedthink of how the past wasmixing drinks without pauseone zen starone sidecar25 bad touches ready(here in paradise)your bad timesyour past crimesopen up you're here already(here in paradise)and I will help you bear that weightno more regrets, it's not too lateI'm on it (I'm on it)I'm on it (I'm on it)I'm on it (I'm back from my smoke break)one zen starone sidecar25 bad touches ready(here in paradise)open up, Gil arrives,'cause it's time to mix drinks and change livespick it up, I put it ona tube skirt, button up my purple vestwear my vestooooh yeeeeeeahmake a drink and I'm gonna work all nightto make difference, gotta mix things right(oh Dana, notice me Dana...)more clients arrivedthink of how the past wasmixing drinks without pauseone zen starone sidecar25 bad toucheees(here in paradise)your bad timesyour past crimesopen up you're here already(here in paradise)one zen starat the barstay foreveeerone zen starone sidecar25 bad touches ready(here in paradise)
It's singan hours bros
>>722383723https://krakenfiles.com/view/GcsrOahfoi/file.html
>>722407090nothing wrong with this one. i was just kinda indifferent to the game and singing that in the right key would be a lot of effort. hope it gets sung tho just because its a nice song with cute lyrics.
https://voca.ro/181n0Kb4tWKL
>>722407058never any guarantees, write what is fun to write. it's just bad for everyone if people are making promises to sing songs before they're even written, just write something worth singing.
>>722383723Queen Ripple's fatRockafeller Skank - Fatboy Slimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMrIy9zm7QYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSOEyP3p4R4Ripple's fat nowLook at this FairyShe's a fat cowLook at this Fairy
>>722408218Fair enough. I'm gonna have fun writing it either way.
I still think making a Weird Al polka medley of musical songs and getting AnimatedJames to sing it is a great idea.
>>722408674Who the fuck is that?
>>722407698>a thousand saged sony threadsthat's some great delivery, but I just wanted to say, >saged>saej>not sah-geit's さげ, sah-geh. at least that's what I think you're trying to say. disregard if I'm sucking cocks over here.
>>722408780An artist/animator who moonlights as a singer.
>>722408878So why him and not someone actually involved in the musical? Unless you're secretly him, then go for it.
>>722408780pedophile guy i think?
>>722408943>why himBecause he’s honestly probably the only person on the internet who can do a Weird Al song that isn’t Weird Al. I’m not linking it because I’m not getting another three-day during the Musical, but look up Brony Polka.
>>722409195*brapfagNot a pedophile. There’s a story about Zach Hadel bullying him that’s gone unsubstantiated for a decade but is definitely true.
>>722409547Stop trying to get this guy involved in our shit man
>>722409647>literally says Citation Needed in the screencapPottery. Whatever, though, it’s just an idea.
>>722409547>bronylame, if we're gonna get someone 4chan adjacent i'd want this ancient /b/tard insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y9YWjrbpzk
I'M ON /v/BEEE BEEE CEEE
>>722404485Just write it and I'll see
>>722409647Sounds like /ourguy/. Though I have no idea what the fuck is eproctophilia.
>>722410849Farts. The guy has drawn teenage girls farting. That’s about it. It got him chased off of YouTube and recently the internet in general after banging out 300 or so drawings.
>>722411074he raped a teenager
>>722411198Isn’t 4chan supposed to be the skeptical men-sympathetic site that doesn’t gobble up rape allegations for guys they’ve never met?
>>722411274Uh, no. It's about a bunch of angry people being bundled up in one place, we like hating, that's kind of our thing.
>>722407561>>722383723I workshopped on this mix a little more, can I have feedback?https://krakenfiles.com/view/BKBLShgwNe/file.html
>>722411274This theaterkid faggot thread overrun with outsider tourists is not indicative of 4chan as a whole.
>>722408805Yeah I do know how to pronounce it, it was just to match syllables with the original.
are you singenan
im wagan
>>722411589It sounds good compared to the original, not my type of music though ngl. maybe it's just a vocaroo bug but when I try and jump around to hear different parts instead of just listen start to finish it's just not playing audio at all.
>>722383375>Manowar referenceThank you for this.
>>722412748>VocarooIt's on Kraken, but yeah it's probably a bug, maybe owed to the filsize.Vocaroo would compress the sound so it's smaller in size and quicker to load, like this.https://krakenfiles.com/view/7wOT2EEXL2/file.htmlhttps://vocaroo.com/1f1otGmtp2BF
>>722400269absolute cinema
>>722414057yeah I just brainfarted it, I guess I turned vocaroo into a general term like calling looking anything up googling it even if it's not through google
Album art idea: this album but the pregnant girls are vidya girls who are bombs and are set to explode like that one weird fetishist
>>722414291Is he you?
>>722414732N-no..
>>722414853Some of you guys are all right.Don't not sing my fucking song tomorrow.
>>722414973https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRsywAWSUsQ
ERPin'Parody of Chippin' In by Refused (Cyberpunk 2077 OST)Original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igq3d6XA75YInstrumental https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn_x9MnUNmo[Chorus]Ca-can you play it?Can you fuck it? Get ready 'cause here we cum!CCa-can you play it?Can you fuck it? Get ready 'cause here we cum![Verse 1]Got full bddy tracking for VRChatNow I'll have what I'm craving for!It's the animal within my ballsI could stop it, if I wantClothes are off, ERPin'Room is locked, ERPin'Full body tracking, ERPin'In VR![Pre-Chorus]Not pulling outI'm not pulling out!Not pulling outYeah! (NOOOOOOO!)[Chorus]Ca-can you play it?Can you fuck it? Get ready 'cause here we cum!CCa-can you play it?Can you fuck it? Get ready 'cause here we cum![Verse 2]Mods run when pants come undoneCan't ban me, my account's a new one!Tell BOOTH girls to fuck this wayI don't care if they're straight or gay!Join my world, ERPin'Lovense on, ERPin'I'm cooming, ERPin'In VR![Pre-Chorus]Not pulling outI'm not pulling out!Uh![Chorus]Ca-can you play it?Can you fuck it? Get ready 'cause here we cum![Bridge]Yeah!Yeah!Yeah!Oh, yeah!I'M COOMING!
>>722414291Could unironically work if it were an ensemble cast of the Tokimeki Memorial girls holding actual cartoon bombs.
>>722415445what about bombergirls
>>722400242>>722402564How's this? https://krakenfiles.com/view/0RwojC9H93/file.html
>>722414291Bombergirls but they're holding cartoon bombs
>>722388972how are these?https://krakenfiles.com/view/I7TyApArZZ/file.htmlhttps://krakenfiles.com/view/drlVoRRIWt/file.html
>>722416242I might have to work out how to trim some of the excess out, but otherwise I think it's fairly workable, though the singer might be able to tell us what he thinks. Otherwise might need to try and convince one of the femanons to add some of the sha-la-la's back in.
>>722416242Forgot to explicitly say thanks, so adding that.
To the Grips of an Angel writer, I unfortunately must bow out. I couldn't make the song work. I have some issues with certain lines, specifically their syllable counts and flow, and it throws me off. Someone else might be able to handle it.To the Ride On Rhyme writer, I hope to have main vocals completed today but they'll be recorded by tomorrow at the absolute latest.
>>722418958Incredible! If you do have any trouble with any lines, let me know. I will happily adjust or give a demo or both!
>>722418958>I have some issues with certain lines, specifically their syllable counts and flow, and it throws me off.Please let me know which ones were giving you trouble if you don't mind. Maybe I missed something but the syllable count should be exactly the same as the original and I unironically don't know which lines might be causing flow issues, it was meant to flow syllable-by-syllable almost identically to the original. If it's getting skipped because there's something I'm missing I would gladly fix it, so if anyone else feels like giving it a shot it can work for them.
Fumos final version, please give it a listen and tell me if somenthing sounds off or needs to be fixed, otherwise I'll put it in the sheet.https://krakenfiles.com/view/iIbnbJnZot/file.html
>>722422039Sounds good to me on my induction headphones
>>722422237*starts breastfeeding you* what are induction headphones? sounds cool
>>722422237>there are people on this board who use pic related to listen to musicGrim.
>>722422319>>722422404Sorry i brainfartedI meant bone conduction
a song about uhhhhhhhhhhhhRGB lights? more like LGB lights amarite
thred ded
>>722424072No, you're...
SWEET FRUSTRATAN WITH THE LIVE-ACTAN MOVIE ADAPTATAN, ANON, WE'RE GETTAN CLOSE TO THE 4TH WEEK, WHAT ARE YOU WORKAN ON?WRITAN?SINGAN?EDITAN?ARTAN?VIDEOFAGGAN FOR SONGS BOTH OLD AND NEW? THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF TIME, ANON, BUT THAT CLOCK IS TICKAN, KEEP IT UP, EVERYONE. WRITE THEM SONGS, SING THEM SONGS, EDIT THEM SONGS, MAKE THOSE ART, BE A VIDEO-CHAD, YOU CAN DO IT BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU
>>722420416Why's my head now ringing I just don't feel ok (12)versusHoney, why you cryin'? Is everything okay? (11, abbreviating "is everything" to "s'everything")So cute it hurts, and so petiteversusHearin' those words, it makes me weakHaving to stress on "so" to make "so cute" match up with "hearin'" is awkward.Why do they look like monsters to me (9)versusDoes he know you're talking to me (8)This one I at least figured out you have to start with "why" early.Those are the ones that stuck out. It might be nitpicking and I could probably take another test run later but I might just encourage someone else to pick it up.
>>722423565RGB lights and LGBT rights? is that what you want?
>>722424401RGB lights are like LGB rightsonly faggots get them
>>722424352Yeah those are all pretty easy fixes, I'll adjust it. Can go with:>abbreviating "is everything" to "s'everything"Yeah that caught me, I noted "is" as it's own syllable and didn't recognize it was being mushed together like that, my bad for sure. Seems really easy to drop the "just" and have it be: >Why's my head now ringing I don't feel ok>Having to stress on "so" to make "so cute" match up with "hearin'" is awkward.Fair yeah. It probably matches the stresses better and still gets the vibe with?:So cute it hurts -> Cute as all hell>This one I at least figured out you have to start with "why" early.Yeah good call, it probably fits the syllables and stresses both better as:Now they look like monsters to meEither way thanks so much for pointing these out, even if the song doesn't end up sung it makes me better as a writer so I can get it better to begin with next time. I'll update the rentry for in case you or someone else does feel like giving it another shot.
>>722425715nta but now I'm worried I'm fucking up my lyrics and the singfags just aren't mentioning it either. it would explain why almost none of mine get sung at least.
>>722415384crazy we got 2 songs about ERPing in VRChat this year. I hope they get done because they're both not only funny but highlight a serious portion of the gaming world that /v/tm doesn't typically touch on.
>>722426169same, has been picked for a while but i havent had any updates from the singer. Now i think they are having issues with it
>>722426508sometimes it's how it goes. most people don't want to be seen as mean for criticizing other's stuff but really that's how collaborating works. sometimes I hear a finished track has a crazy awkward line that didn't need to be and wonder "why didn't the singfag just change that or ask the writefag to". heads up to singfags, if you're singing any of my tracks you have 100% free reign to update the lyrics to work better in any way you want, if you don't want to just tell me my shit is fucked up so I can fix it. You'll know it's my song because it'll say "anon" in the writer's field.
>>722426490Really hoping VRChat gets sung too
Reminder NOT to make any song about Aldi this year, they cancelled their advertisement contract so you will NOT get the bounty payment for writing an Aldi song for /v/tm XIII.
>>722425715I think the concept of hurting is important for the second line and I like the question in the third. Not the writer and I don't know the rhyme scheme but what about these>Why's my head now ringing I just don't feel ok (12)to>Why's my head now ringing nothing feels okayand>So cute it hurts, and so petiteto>Cute 'nough it hurts, and so petiteand>Why do they look like monsters to meto>why do they look monstrous monsters to me>>722426169Agree that it would be better for singers to let writers know when their lines have issues instead of silently dropping them.I also encourage all writers to post demos.
>>722427106I fucked up the third one, sorry. Should be>Why do they look monstrous to memy bad.
>>722427106>Why's my head now ringing nothing feels okayYeah I like "nothing feels" more than "I don't" feel okay, good call.>I think the concept of hurting is important for the second lineYeah I basically traded the concept of hurting for kinda a freudian slip with "hell", since it's a game about someone quite literally living through a hellscape with just 1 beacon of light. I agree it'd be good to keep the concept of hurting in the line but I don't particularly like 'nough as a word, maybe:>Cute but it hurtsor>Cute yet it hurtseither way I'd leave it up to someone singing it which way they like it, the most important thing is that it flows right, so I'll leave this as a note in parenthesis. >Why do they look monstrous to meI have a feeling this also messes with the stresses because "monsters" was meant to land on "talking" which has some stress on it in the original. If someone looking to sing it thinks that can work I have no issue with it for the record. I liked the question as well but it totally wasn't important for the overall song.
>>722428310TALK ingMON strous?
>>722424297wagan on a saturday, giving my vocal chords a day off in the process. then back to screaman.
>>722429482>>722424352Saya writer here. OK now I feel dumb, I figured out where the confusion was on the "Monsters" line to begin with. The singfag was singing along to >Does he know you're talking to meBut there is actually 1 more word in the lyrics, it's:>And does he know you're talking to meThe "Why" was supposed to be where the "And" is, it's quick but it's there. I have no problem any way a singer wants to handle the line though, keeping the 9 syllables, or cutting the "And" to go with 8 syllables with something like:>Why do they look monstrous to meor whatever works for them
>>722430184So you actually hear the and in the song? Lyrics are wrong on sites sometimes.
>>722383723Raw main vocals for Ride On Rhyme are complete and have been posted to the spreadsheet. Now we just need the harmonies/backing vocals/whatever they are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rGHHv-NCRE
>>722430937Forgot the Krakenfiles link.https://krakenfiles.com/view/7R556Kf3a6/file.html
>>722430547Yeah I downloaded the stems from the sheet to double check, there's an "And" in the vocals but it's quickhttps://vocaroo.com/1jX5bIFRutwc
Which is the best replacement for That's me in the Spotlight as part of a song about degrees of lewdity?
Writing a Tomadachi Life songGoing to take some thread suggestions for miis to appear in it>The Mii who shows up during a love confession to steal it, 1 syllable nameTo be honest, I already have Groose locked into this spot so you'll need to really sell me on this one. >Two Miis in a rap battle, 2 syllable name and 1 syllable name>Two Miis who get married, preferably a 2-syllable name and a 1 syllable name>Someone singing at the music hall, 1 or 2 syllable name will work>Mii delivering the news, 3 syllable name>Clothing store Mii, 1 syllable name
>>722431457(Original song is Losing My Religion)
>and>so>cuzall these syllables are freebies that ill add or skip on the fly if i need to shift the stress or adjust the total syllable count
>>722431541easier to just drop a song because of them
>>722431529You need Peter Griffin in there, so Peter as the one in the rap battle.I also remember cheeseburger miis being common, so the Cheeseburger can be the one in the news
>>722431529obama and dark knight joker miis were insanely common in those days
>>722431189I can see how someone could think it's just a long start to the word Does. EIther way I don't think you can go wrong as a singer keeping the extra syllable or dropping it, it's the start of the line so either works.
>>722431860I'm the writer, I'm just trying to get it in a spot where it could be sung without feeling awkward. If it ends up getting sung it's well worth it.
>>722403252Robez 'n the Roads
>>722424297Going to a concert today and hoping I'll have some time to sing one of the parts for the Hoodz n the Woodz parody
sing my songs, they're the ones where syllables are optional
>>722430937Not the writer but great job. Can't wait to see the finished song.
>>722383723Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=japBNRP47-8Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx9E0wf0EL8[Verse 1]Oh, dick, it's biggerIt's bigger than mineAnd my whole bodyThe lengths that I will blow throughResistance rarely triedOh no, I've stressed too muchI'm all tied up[Pre-Chorus]That's me in the brothelThat's me as an orphan,And we are not childrenTryin' to keep up with rentAnd I don't know if I'll survive itOh no, I've stressed too muchI can't take more cum[Chorus]I thought that I hurt my hymenI thought that I hurt my dickI think I thought I had to cry[Verse 2]Every rapistOn every fucking streetI'm losing' my discretionsTrying to stay virgin and trueLike a drugged, nude, and binded prude, prudeOh no, I've stressed too muchI'm all tied up[Verse 3]Consider thisConsider this, the degrees of lewdityConsider this, a kidThat's forced onto their knees, rapedWhy are all these NPCS comeTo fuck me down?Now, I've stressed too much[Chorus]I thought that I hurt my hymenI thought that I hurt my dickI think I thought I had to cry[Bridge]But that was just a sceneThat was just a scene[Pre-Chorus]That's me in the brothelThat's me as an orphan,And we are not childrenTryin' to keep up with rentAnd I don't know if I'll survive itOh no, I've stressed too muchI can't take more cum[Chorus]I thought that I hurt my hymenI thought that I hurt my dickI think I thought I had to cry[Outro]But that was just a sceneTry, cry, why try?That was lewdityLewdity,Just a scene, scene
>>722433641>\>Oh, dick, it's bigger>It's bigger than minefor a second I thought this was gonna be another vrchat song
I think it's about time to start shilling some songs that I likeBrief cursory look at the sheet for songs that I know:>Load For MeI don't think we've had a single little shop of horrors song that wasn't fucking fantastic. And I like this one>Smash Up The RocksMe simple man. Like Monkey game. Like Dinosaur movie>A SCAREY GAMEGood combo of song and topic, imo>Killed With A Ceiling FanHonestly just want to see at least 1 Starkid song in the musical>Read The Game TextThe death of media literacy is one of those topics that legitimately angers and frustrates me. Even for something so short and simple, I like the idea of there being a song to address it >Uninstalled The GameI just like the song. >Dick Creatures Made In SporeMight need some lyrical tweaks here and there, but I like this one. Also unrelated by
>>722434369thank you very much for shilling my song
>>722434369>Also unrelated by-I just realized I forgot to erase the end of my post before postingWas going to suggest a song topic but figured it better to be its own post. >Captcha: P4JM4Pajama Sam Song.
>>722434369read the game text got some vocals yesterday just fyi
>>722434836fug, must have missed that during wagie hours yesterday. I was trying to avoid listing ones that had already been sung
Good afternoon anons, I hope you have a Lucky Lucky day!!Today's good luck charm will come through attunement and communication!If you have written songs, listen to the original and sing along to it, become one with the song! Perhaps a way to improve will come to you!Do not be afraid to shill your songs, everything is in alignment for such tactics to bear fruit today! At the same time, keep your ears open for others!Do not be afraid to give feedback to others and help others help themselves! We can find betterment through each other!!You will be heard today! Allow yourself to speak! Today's blessing will grant supreme luck to those that help others and those that seek help alike!!
>>722434369Extremely based shiller.
>>722435036Matikanefukukitanon hello!! Thank you once again for making my day better. Lucky Lucky day back at you!
While we're shilling other people's songs I would like to bring up that we have two backing vocals but no main vocals for Next to Susie. Step up to the plate and be our main singer, or contribute to the backing vocals!
>>722435312Thank you as well!! A personal blessing upon you!!
And now that I've shilled other people's songs, time to shill some of my own songs>Loops, based on Karma - AJRSong about the plot of the game In Stars and Time. In short: Trauma and Time Loops. Probably the one I most want to see done out of my unsung songs. >Princess Is Slayin' Me, based on Two Perfect Girls from the Pokemon AnimeDLC song about the numerous routes in Slay The Princess, with a very strong vibe of "I love a girl who will just kill me" >Stayed With Rare, based on Stayed Gone from Hazbin HotelA song about K. Rool's return, starting from the POV of Void Kong, who is wholly convinced that he's definitely the main antagonist of the game before K. Rool appears and absolutely shits on himAnd a few WIPs that I'm still seeking some feedback on before throwing them on the sheet>Prima's Your Guide, based on Wouldn't You Like from Epic the Musicalhttps://rentry.co/nq4kk4oaA song about using old Paperback Strategy Guides, but mainly using Prima as the talking point>The Guy Who Didn't Buy Elder Scrolls, Based on The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals from the musical of the same namehttps://rentry.co/z6ehh4abA song set in the far off future of 2050. Skyrim has been ported to anything that has a screen on it. One man remains who stubbornly refuses to buy it. >Horror Games, based on Scary-O from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandyhttps://rentry.co/ov4kptubA song about not finding horror games scary for a number of reasons, with some directed jabs at the "theory-bait" horror game genre. Also probably needs an instrumental but I'm not as worried about that right now.
>>722436261>loopsthis got vocals too
>>722436391oh what the fuck how did I miss that, I could have sworn I checked for that on all my song on the sheet just last nightfucking blind, holy shit
>>722436707I've never seen another ISaTfag on /v/ so you better tell me what you thought of it and the ending and who your favourite character(s) is/are.
I suppose I should shill some of mine too>Play Myself Some Minesweeper, based on Cheerleader - OmiIt's a song about minesweeper, surely you're old enough to know that!! >Frogs Just Love Their Fractions, based on Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi LauperFrog Fractions is a short free game I highly recommend people try blind. The song is heavily build around the nostalgia of playing this weird game in school over and over because the title was enough to avoid scrutiny in the computer labs. It was hosted on the creator's site instead of the popular ones so it wasn't blacklisted by default like many games were.>Claim Free, based on Get Free - The VinesSimple song about Epic's free weekly slop. I love the original song and would expect a lot of others enjoy it too.
Oh, we're shilling again? What the hellGrinderella, anon being on the grindhttps://rentry.org/a3nsg5ohVisit, Look Outside songhttps://rentry.org/xku7h6aoJANNYHILATOR (TOTAL JANNY DEATH)https://rentry.org/v7czf2mrAnd also a little cursed song you might've already heard ofhttps://rentry.org/vu7imbsx
>>722436787>Favorite characterMadame "No, you're not going to time travel because I just casually figured out how to stop you from doing that within a few seconds of realizing you're doing it" Odile. Love her energy in general, too. Not usually a hag-fag but she is far and away my favorite member of the cast. >The EndingHonestly I was kind of annoyed at the main issue being "just talk to your friends about your problems like a normal fucking person" but it was fine, it was cute when it was finally resolved. Love that the game actively punishes the attempt at "Talk No Jutsu" though, and so harshly too. Very happy that Two Hats exists because even if it's not perfect, it's leagues better as a resolution to the story as a whole. Honestly, Loop's motivations in that feel very fucking valid.
Every time a song is shilled, the chance of me singing it drops by 10%
>>722438330how can 0% drop by 10%? you're obviously not singing either way.
>>722438330I'm going to shill your favorite song 10 times. What now?
>>722438115Thanks. The Madame is also my favorite. I wanted to write a song about the 'Dile but I haven't been able to think of a good song that would fit her. Her hurt portrait (you know the one) makes the pp the big pp.>endingTwo Hats > One Hat for sure. However, I didn't like the ending because I don't feel like it REALLY addressed the issue. Sif doesn't want their family to break up, and the "resolution" is just that they're not breaking up YET. This is only kicking the can down the road. Is he going to have another mental breakdown and destroy the world when their family does break up in a couple years? If my problem is that I don't want to eat cheese, the solution can't be that I can put off eating cheese until tomorrow. It felt unsatisfying in that regard. I would want the problem itself to come to pass somehow and for them to do something about it.
>>722438418I think it works better because in a situation like this "kicking the ball down the road" at the very least gives Sif time to work through those issues. The main problem it was such a big issue in the game was that it was a very sudden realization being trapped in a single day. Siffrin didn't get a chance to make peace with it, think through it really, because he's stuck on the same day in a situation that constantly ends with him dying or his friends dying or everything falling apart. It's not so much "that's a problem for the future" as much as, I think "when the time comes, maybe it won't be a problem anymore." To use your food analogy, yeah, you don't want to eat cheese, but you can put off eating cheese until later, and more of a "maybe with some time, you can grow to accept the idea of eating cheese, so that when you have to eat cheese, it won't be so bad.At least that's my reading of that part of the ending.I'm honestly a little more bothered with a few of the unanswered questions. We really don't know much about Siffrin and the King's homeland. Like, we know the weird shit about how they remember it but can't remember its name, the black sand, etc, but like, why is it like that? More wish-craft? It's something that's just kind of... There. An interesting plot element that doesn't really go anywhere. It felt like it was supposed to me more important than it ended up being. Which, maybe it's supposed to serve as a red herring? But the problem is that it still feels important and not explained away afterwards properly. Similarly for what happens to Loop at the end of Two Hats when they fade. They bring up some possibilities, but there's not really a direct resolution there, just player interpretation. Which is great in some stories but sometimes you want something more concrete, and for me, that was one of those things.
video games
>>722439190I agree with you generally but it frustrates me when a game sets up a genuinely interesting conflict (person doesn't want RPG party to break up) and then shrugs and side steps the whole thing in the ending. Everyone giving Sif a hug is easier to write than them having to confront the problem itself.>when the time comes, maybe it won't be a problem anymoreThat's fine in real life. But it feels like a cop out in fiction. Much like the Loop thing. I'm glad it didn't bother you as much and that you got out of it than I did.It's like the random unexplained thing where no one reacts to Sif's touch in the room with the narrow squeeze. Just feels like an excuse for emotional torture without any further thought process. The creator's blog basically confirms that she doesn't have answers to these questions and left them up to reader interpretation which is Fine but makes me not really care to look into them because there may not be a coherent explanation at all since it runs on vibes. I like seeing interesting proposed solutions to problems in writing rather than just reproducing my anxieties. But a lot of the Tumblr crowd seems focused on reproducing their anxieties or inner thoughts and getting reassurances rather than reframing or problem solving.
>>722439689In Stars and Time is a video game retard
>>722439986I know
Today I will pity-sing songs
>>722440205I know
>>722440205you should pity-sing S.I.O.B.H.A.N. l, Visit, and NUTS and because they're about niche cringe gay indie games no one else will sing
>>722440410now that's desperation, I like it
>>722440509didn't write any of those btw
>>722440205go for all mine, they have Anon in the writer field
A song about how that new Prince of Persia game was a great Metroidvania already destroyed by a horrible marketing campaign and price point >>722416170
>>692982462 bro it's expired post a new one
>>722436816>Play Myself Some MinesweeperI'm.... playing around with itTrying to get the autotune to work like I want it to
>>722444160autotune away, shit will be fun if it works out
sing ManlyTears
>>722444204Alright I just gave it a try and I can totally make it workI'M PUMPED UP
>>722444734HELL YEAH BROTHER CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR IT!! LETS GET PUMPED!!
At what point should a song get moved to general edits? I did a bunch of vocals yesterday but not sure if I want to move them yet
>>722445897it it has all the vocals it needs and you're not doing retakes then it should be moved ASAP so it doesn't get lost in the shuffle.
>>722445897whenever you feel like if they're not moved by the 15th they won't get a grace period
would be a good idea for anyone that knows how to edit to work some of the stuff in the editing tab now, it ain't gonna be easier in 11 days when the list is five times as long and everyone is waiting on editing to finish before we can do anything else.
For the anon who wrote Dead Franchise, if you're satisfied with my takes you can move it to general edits. I will say that the fast part could possibly be written to flow better since it was a little iffy when I did it, but I'll leave that up to you if you want to rewrite it or not
my song got sung since yesterday :D
it's also a good idea for anyone who just sings and slaps vocals into the thread to make sure they match with your instrumental. if you have time, pretend to edit it yourself even if you're not confident. you might learn something new that helps your singingbasically: singers try playing around with editing your own tracks even if you still want someone else to edit it "for real"who knows, you might have fun
XII was a good year but I already know I'm gonna look back at XIII even happier. We got a lot of good stuff going on this time.
>>722424297I was trying to draw something for Lose Control but I'm not liking it a lot. Also I cant find a good font for this. I'll ponder over this while I take a nap
>>722448110I think it's pretty good but we're in year XIII
Let's look at some board culture songs about unusual topics, or at least topics I don't remember seeing in precious years off the top of my head.>Let's Play Together ForeverNostalgiabait with a twist, as anon reminisces about his fat autistic otaku female friend.>ManlyTearsAbout when lurking fails and how most modern /v/ users only know that faggot ManlyTears from filename threads. History is lost in the span of time.>dekinaiThe absolute state of a board that constantly seethes about trannylators yet refuse to take the time to learn Japanese themselves.>Your Pokéscope for TodayGenwars choke most of /vp/ and most /v/ Pokémon threads. Bur almost all of them are gay and retarded, just like this song.>Sue is Yoinking Our Hats Every year on 4chan's birthday, everyone gets a hat for a day, except Sue from Cave Story who steals hers to a growing collection. We can't keep letting her get away with this!Honorable Mention:>Run Down Deer SplatThis is a new meme from this year that had a heavy board presence earlier this year, but in compiling this list it seems that this was originally a Xitter meme.
>>722448492>This is a new meme from this year that had a heavy board presence earlier this year, but in compiling this list it seems that this was originally a Xitter meme.yeah like most deltarune memes very little comes from 4chan, Xitter and reddit both love that meme and were using it ASAP.
>>722448823Yeah I was just trying to find and shill board culture songs about unique themes.
oh kino, poppin in and saw I Wanna Bait Moralfags has a singer line on the sheet. thanks for signing up for it, anon.
Looking at the board culture song list is depressing. It's all the same funny but beaten to death topics like OP being a faggot, cunny, Sneed, slurs, jannies. The Barney song is at least mostly about the "you're brown" meme which hasn't been beaten to death yet. I want to see more board culture songs about specific threads like Jigger, memes like Buy an Ad or Peanut Weanus, or events like A Deal's a Deal. Every year should have janny and cunny songs but we should have more unique stuff also.
>>722449464>Jigger, memes like Buy an Ad or Peanut Weanus, or events like A Deal's a DealJigger, Buy an Ad, and A Deal's a Deal all got songs last year so it would also feel repetitive to do it again this year. I wonder if the reason is just because board culture has slowed to the point where no new culture is really being generated so there's not a lot of new things to sing about
>>722449464Dedicated threadschizos is a perfect new topic
>>722449464/v/ never changes so it's hard to innovate. me personally I always try to write one sincere song, one funny song and one board culture song but I never finish the board culture song because it feels lame. when they're good they're amazing but I think it requires a lot of talent and a funny bone that not a lot of people have.
>>722449609Those were meant to be examples of previous songs that fit what I was talking about, yes.@722449635kill yourself
>>722449464>I want to see more board culture songs about specific threads like Jigger, memes like Buy an Ad or Peanut Weanus, or events like A Deal's a DealLiterally all of tshose have songs, most of them last year. > It's all the same funny but beaten to death topicsWe have several brand new topics, you're just not paying attention clearly. The hack this year is the literal biggest board culture event in a decade and it has a few songs. Chicken Jockey, like it or not, is a huge board culture meme because that was the last post everyone saw when shit went down. We have 2 songs about ">food analogy" which is a huge long lasting meme. We have a song about the birthday hats. We have lots of other specific board culture songs.>Every year should have janny and cunny songs but we should have more unique stuff also.Put your fucking nuts on the table. Name the topics you're oh so depressed we're not writing about. Go ahead, I'm waiting, if you name some actually good ones I'll write one just for you. Or are you just bitching about something you're not doing anything to solve?
>>722449609>>722449691>I wonder if the reason is just because board culture has slowed to the point where no new culture is really being generated so there's not a lot of new things to sing aboutI think it's actually because many singers and writers don't use /v/ outside of the musical so they're less interested.Some board culture stuff from the last year I've seen, off the top of my head:>the Claude Pokémon threads and their /v/ specific memes such as the bike lass or schizo fisherman theories >Deltarune threads Ralsei 12 inches poster being permanently banned and being mourned with a grave, or the fact that they had to hide under Dragon Blazers for a while at release because of janny sniping>/v/ PEAK lobbies which have spawned their own memes such as Blueberries or the sacrificial Hero of Peak>Steam Next Fest threads and the non fun dedicated anon who keeps going around telling people not to play demos early, OR a joke about how everyone burns out on pre release demos and the threads die as soon as the actual Next Fest begins>>722449996>Literally all of tshose have songs, most of them last yearYes you illiterate faggot. I intentionally brought up songs from last year to demonstrate what I'm talking about.
>Yes you illiterate faggot. I intentionally brought up songs from last year to demonstrate what I'm talking about.We're not illiterate just because you failed to succinctly make your point.
>>722450473>ClaudeI completely forgot about that but I was in the first few Claude runs, haven't tuned in for a while but I'm pretty intimately familiar with the Cerulean memes at least. Maybe I'll have a go at a song for Claude Sr./Jr.
>>722450586Great, glad I could inspire you. If we haven't already done Amnesia Was Her Name, that could be a good one to write around.
>>722450473Yeah no wonder we don't get more board culture songs, your ideas are boring. The most interesting one is about PEAK lobbies, but that sounds like a Vidya song because it's about a specific game even if you can mention board culture memes from it in the song.
>>722449609>no new culture is really being generatedhit the nail on the head there. board culture last decade is basically regurgitating the ugliest wojaks you can find to make the board as unappealing as possible. also OPs that might as well be AI-generated. all i can hope for now is that there's an Atelier or Suikoden or jiggy thread up. recently Umathreads as well and better men is a good meme but anything actually celebrating board culture right now just seems disingenuous.
>>722422039This song kinda sounds like Duck Tales.
>>722450759It would be similar to Jigger on that regard which is about a specific game but is clearly tied around the /v/ Jiggy threads rather than the jigsaw puzzles themselves.
>>722450473>why don't we get more board culture songs>ok what board culture songs should we do>how about yet another pokemon song or the 10th deltarune song this year>or a vidya song about PEAK that dips into thread memes>or a platforms/industry song about Steam Next Fest that dips into thread memeslmao
Here, this is how pop music should look like
>>722450730>Amnesia Was Her Nameperfect, I'll see what I can do
Is it vocaroo or my microphone that is shitting itself on high notes? This is frustrating I just keep getting lots of cutting out etc
>>722450891jigsaw puzzles online isn't exactly a "game", but I get what you mean.
>>722450919or you could sing one of these songs instead of posting an unironic gay homo homo gayngel >>722448492
>>722450996>minesweeper.flacrelease the kraken, sleeper agents are standing by
>>722383723>>722451185Hey guys you know what I've been thinking of playing?I THINK I'M GONNA PLAY MYSELF SOME MINE FUCKING SWEEPERhttps://krakenfiles.com/view/CWm434aphj/file.htmlthis was really fun
>>722451110vocaroo does have some issues right now. if you're recording I would suggest audacity as the shitty option (or something like reaper for a more complex option)
>>722450919NTA but there's a subtle difference between a vidya song and a board culture song.>song about Hornet fucking other bugsmore vidya>song about /v/ losing their minds and having weeks of bump limit hitting threads about how she's a whoremore board culture
>>722451129ok fine let's take a loo->another pokemon song>another deltarune songalmost got me that time
>>722451247hells ya, now that's kino!!! the autotune is fun 100%.
>>722451348There are four other songs in that post you know.
>>722451247love it!
>>722451247was hoping someone would pick that one up and you nailed it
>board culture is repetitivethen do more vidya or platforms or industry. platforms and industry have been relegated to sharing 1 album in recent years, if board culture is stale asking for more is the wrong approach, ask for less. we'll live with 1.5 board culture albums instead of 2.5.
>>722451812He wasn't asking for MORE BC but asking for more unique BC instead of the same couple memes.
>>722451856writers like writing about and singers like singing about the same couple memes. there's a reason why we always get a sneed song if not a few, they always get sung very fast. we had that sneed song released like a fucking hour before the deadline like 3 or so years ago where 3 different singers all rushed to sing it instantly. If anything I'm shocked we only got 1 sneed song this year on the entire written sheet, as far as writing jokes into the ground goes this year is not bad at all because the common memes are brand new ones that are mostly relevant just this year like Chicken Jockey.
>>722452158That's great. Someone opining on stale memes isn't a personal attack on you or the musical. I'm well aware why we have Sneed songs every year and that wasn't my point.
>>722452326someone saying there's not a particularly stale batch this year isn't a personal attack on you either.
>>722452386I know? Glad that at least one writer was potentially inspired by me bringing this up.
write platforms
>>722452506sing Platforms>Sound Effects Record #32>Make a PC Port>DLC Machine>Sloptendo>Pinching on my Fingers>Overpowered PC>Claim Free>KEY CARD!>Can't Take Gaben's Crown>(I Need Some) PlatformsSkipped any songs that I think have singers already.
too tired to sing, sorry
>>722452797yeah you should write some that are worth singing
genuinely I am looking forward to all of the chicken jockey/minecraft movie songs this year. I never spoiler myself on the songs but just glancing at the sheet I know it's gonna be glorious.
>>722453242me too
a song using uhhhhhhhhhhh Billy Joel's The Downeaster Alexa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVlDSzbrH5M
>>722453917The Bite of "87"
>>722451272Thanks that seems to be a lot better. But I still don't think my Hey You Pikachu! mic can pick up the highest notes
>>722454098yeah that's probably gonna be rough.
>>722454098>Hey You Pikachu! micsing Seamen with it
>>722454273kek. now that would be some soul.
>>722452158Sneed is easy to rally behind, sure. but it was also Simple and Clean, a song id've been all over if time allowed it. the right choice of topic is important for snagging a singfag. the source song is equally important. but lyrics actually being funny trumps both of those.
New personal record bois
>>722454509LESSSSGOOO!!!!!!
>>722454290if you sing it you should actually say recorded on my Hey You Pikachu mic at some point
>>722454098do you guys not have phones?
>>722448492Sorry anon. I don't use reddit or x/twitter.I just saw it a lot and thought it'd be a funny/unique song.Glad it ranked an honorable mention anyway, but I can withdraw it if it's not board culture enough.
>>722454792nobody is suggesting it be withdrawn, just pointing out it's only loosely board culture. the deltarune connection saves it imo.
>>722454678Do people use iphones for this I just kinda assumed the audio would be questionable
>>722454960the audio on almost any modern phone should be better than a hey you pikachu mic. flawed for sure but not decades old gimmick tech flawed.
>>722383723Ragna the BloodedgeOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbQm-nSjuHI / https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiJujLDbmqMInstrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/SNlHuWKW9R/file.htmlLyrics (note: Ra-gu-na is the romanized name):Went through the boundary that no men could faceAnd fought the dark war that changed life on earthPainful was all his life, yet bravely he stood firmAzure-hand he lit alight, rebellion he would spurVamp Tween by side, Masked Freak he’d contestTerumi set fire to his life, started questRagna, Ragna, Ragna- he’s the BloodedgeTerumi will fear, let Blazblue be his furyThe Rebel is the Black Beast incarnateThe Rebel, Ra-gu-naThe Rebel and the black beast are sameThe Rebel, Ra-gu-naMori’s been fired, series met its deathForgotten his fight, like Rachel tears I getRagna, Ragna, Ragna- he’s the BloodedgeArcSys forgets, I recall his storyThe Rebel against despair and his hateThe Rebel, Ra-gu-naThe Rebel against wheel of all fateThe Rebel, Ra-gu-na!
>>722434369I thank you for shilling my song, but I honestly am not sure many people here would know NPMD to do the song. Mostly got roped into it by the "write the last song you listened to" while listening to the soundtrack.
>>722454792Nah it's a good song! Don't withdraw it mate. I was just compiling board culture songs about unique /v/ memes. Hope yours gets done too.
>>722383723BacklogParody of David Bowie - Sevenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVpcupE1xEoI don't care what Bethesda madeI don't care what they madeI don't care what Nintendo madeWith a Deck upon my bedAn Steam store full of blandnessA store filled with declineI've got hundreds games I know are fineAnd hundreds games to tryI don't care what Ub-i-soft madeI don't care what they madeI'm giving up even on CapcomI remember how it wentThe price tag said "seven-ty bucks" (I believe Bowie sings "violent" as "vi-lent" there, otherwise I'll probably have to fix this line)On a monument to lameI've got hundreds games I wanna tryAnd hundreds to replayNo upgrade is neededShed the newest cardHundreds games I know are fineAnd hundreds games to tryThe devs post how they hate meI think they made a pooWho needs optimizationA wasteland of fake frames[Pre-Chorus]My wallet’s uninvokedBut passion never driedI've got hundreds games I know are fineAnd hundreds games to tryHundreds games I should replayAnd hundreds games to tryBacklog (x9)
>>722455204Thanks anon. Means a lot to me, because it means at least one person liked every one of the ten songs I wrote enough to either sing it or mention it in threads without me. So I must be doing something right.
>>722455101why do i keep seeing an ass
>>722456342ragna culo
>>722456342boobs are the ass of the chest
>>722455152I actually submitted a NPMD song last year that didn't really get any attention. A parody of "Literal Monster" called "Casual Stomper" about pub-stomping.For a little while this year I was trying to think of something for Bury the Bully and The Summoning but those didn't really get anywhere.
fuck I'm too late...
this month always fuckin' flies by, can't believe it's this deep in. always the most fun time of the year for me so thanks to all youse for showing up too.
>>722383723https://krakenfiles.com/view/7DM90lM0JQ/file.htmlYou can laugh at my attempt to sing the high part in Evil Women since I promised I'd make an attemptI cannot redeem
>>722459367Which Evil Woman is this before I open it?
>>722459457"I can fix her"
>>722459367I expected something much worse from your description. Don't worry, even Coolguyanon had issues with the original timing - the rest is up to an editor.
>>722459367It's good to my ear. Not perfect but perfectly serviceable.
>opened the Around the World mp3 not knowing what to expect>vocals start and I wheeze laughing
>>722460090At this rate the DLC is going to be the best album this year.
>>722433641Oh alright I'll add it to the list.
Any album art themes still lacking? I heard Board Culture needed some
>>722463696I don't think we have a single Platforms or Industry one yet?
>>722383723workan https://krakenfiles.com/view/1nlBG7Id6R/file.html
>>722463917Did anon ever finished that Lemon Demon art he said he was making?
>>722463696What is the general spread on Album Artworks we currently have anyway?
>>722463917Someone was drawing an industry one
>>722464168Should be in the album art drive in the OP
>>722464089Your dedication is impressive anon. i appreciate you very much. Each take/edit sounds better and better btw.
>>722464121>>722464282If you meant the Virtual Boy one I haven't seen a wip so it could have been all ideas guys. I miss Taff.
>>722433641"Children" and "religion" doesn't line up well
>>722464345No, I mean like, what categories do each of the current ones belong to?
https://voca.ro/1fJcwtFXD3c7 hahaha i am definitely doing too many songs at once now
>>722383723Main Vocals for "Next to Susie" https://krakenfiles.com/view/V9paTFY626/file.html
>>722466802based Susie enjoyers
>>722466802>listeninghehe Susie and Kris get up to so much stupid shit>get to 70% of the way throughHEY HOLD ON
still waiting on those kris vocals for player and the pure....Unless someone plans to drop that on the last fucking day, then I shall stop worrying
>song about the Player forcing Kris to fuck over Noelle>song about the Player forcing Kris to fuck over SusieWhat's next in this series?
>>722463917high probability we don't even have a platform album this year
>>722460090I figured it was only about four minutes long so I could save the editor some work of having to chop shit up if I just did the whole thing.
>>722383723https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSSXOQ-1bIWASH AWAY THE ODORHERE I SCRUB BETWEEN THE FLABS OF ALL MY FAT.AFTER SNIFFING CHAIRS WHERE THE HOT GIRLS SAAATWIPE AWAY THE NERD SWEAT, ALL THE FLAKES OF SHITBUT THERE'S NO SOAP IN HERE, AND NO DEODERANTIN MY MUSK AND PLAYING SMASH BROSAND LOSING MY FIRST SETAND IT WILL CHAFEAND THE CHAIRS WILL CREAKAS I LOSE AGAIN.AND I WILL NOT GET UP UNTIL I HAVE TO EATAND IT WILL CHAFEAS THE SWEATPANTS DRIPIN THE FINAL BRACKETAND THE FIRST TO BATHE WILL ONLY KNOW DEFEATAND THAT IS WHY I GOT BANNED FROM THE MEET. Repost from a few years ago.
>page 9My repost was so bad it killed the thread, I'm sorry!
Holy shit, I don't have the stamina to do a 7 minute song
Should be able to drop a song tonight. It's not the song anyone wanted but I requested it so fuck you.
Also if someone is down to write a No More Tears parody, i'll get that done as well. Ozzy needs a song this year gdi.
>>722471741What song?>>722471928What topic?
>>722471928Overwatch?
>>722471860looking forward to it. Renfagging?
>>722471967>>722472224Wrong post.
>>722471928Lemme think of something to write it on.
I give up. No matter how many times I sing this song over and over again there is no improvement. I've tried using the diaphragm, using chest voice, falsetto, biting part of my cheek, being more breathy, screaming, and fucking nothing makes it sound better. I'm so fucking mad and haven't felt this way in many years
>>722473672what song
>>722473672Have you tried having fun while doing it
>>722473748I did, even tried the internal smiling technique but you don't have fun when the end product is so bad >>722473709I don't want the writer to feel bad so I'm not revealing
>>722473965can you please reveal because I'd rather know if it's mine and which song than sit here panicking that it could be all my songs. not knowing is worse
>>722474015That makes no sense, why would you care if someone is struggling with your song
>>722474363i wanna know when things go wrong so I can make them better :(
instrumentals anon can you get me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BCpWKDoNnYI couldn't find the instrumental on youtube
>>722383723https://krakenfiles.com/view/iVj3rKozVc/file.htmlNo idea what voice lines the writer wanted
>>722383723https://krakenfiles.com/view/Z9oFnpkUiv/file.html
>>722476961funky as fuck. what's the song about
>>722477634
>>722471741Which song? There's at least one 7 minute song with lyrics for a 3.5 minute version without repeating verses.
>>722477723
>>722477791You talking about a hard rain's gonna fall?
>>722471741just break it up into multiple verses. you don't have to sing 7 minutes all at once. do one verse at a time friend then give em to the editors or stitch them together yourself
>>722477709Good shit
>>722477968No, yours seems to be genuinely long. Still, it's just a matter of combining multiple tracks with raw vocals by an editor - no need to sing all 7 minutes in one go.
>>722452797Sloptendo's not getting done because the writer thinks he has the right to change a song while I work on it. lmao.
>>722478654Did you tell him thay you're working on it? In this case, you can just do the old version if you liked the lyrics and not only the original song itself.
>>722383723No More Xbox[No More Tears by Ozzy Osbourne]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX_8p7NaibQInstrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/lnSmQhEBBP/file.htmlYeahThe green of my console’s at the start of its endHorizon to ‘cancelled’ from the For-za this genA legion of devs who learn they’ll never release on ‘boxIPs in the vault that Micro$hill, er, forgot // Micro-ShillPhil Spencer said he’d bring more than hype, promised games to bring usCheck out your console, tell me, do you find price hikes suspicious? YeahNo more X (box) (box)No more X (box) (box)No more X (box) (box)No more X (box) (box)Up-hiking Game Passes as a last Xboning // ex-bone-ingThe red ring lights up to say the towel’s thrown inThe writing on the wall is clear now, we’re so DOOMed, Dark AgesOur only Halo at the Pearly Console Gates is waiting, rektNo more X (box) (box)No more X (box) (box)No more X (box) (box)No more X (box) (box)// SpokenIt’s just the end of the times // times = XFinal profit ‘til the lossStill, they who play lastIs just a corpse with a cross // cross = XWith a crossSo Killer Instinct for profit tears us apart (Part, part, apart)This ending’s not Perfect but it’s certainly DarkSega, Atari, one more Fable of lossThey’ll have Battletoads before they’ll restock Xbox“Turn three sixty degrees and walk away”We’d joke, so funnyI never thought you’d beThe one, to turn, three sixty from me, rektNo more X (box) (box)No more X (box) (box)No more X (box) (box)No more X (box) (box)Is just a corpse with a cross (with a cross) (with a cross) (with a cross)
>>722471928>>722479860
>>722476173https://krakenfiles.com/view/UmnHYJBu2D/file.html
if anyone else needs instrumentals, im happy to provide. unless if i'm asleep (not for a while), then i'll do 'em when i get up if no one else has done it.
>>722480851https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVpcupE1xEoI didn't find anything without backing vocals yet.
>>722480851thanks for your service senpai
>>722480851https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuBU3pzy7isAll instrumentals have backing vocals as well as a little Iggy bleeding through
>>722404225>>722404349Bump
>>722480851https://youtu.be/ObKwQQERrlQ?si=dKwJkGiYErY7_p8N
>>722478843I fixed it for himIf he agrees to the new lyrics I'll sing it
>>722481052https://krakenfiles.com/view/0fc1aUknLU/file.htmllemme know if that's good for ya>>722481124just hoping to help the musical wherever i can :)
>>722482169Seems to be good, thanks for your help.
>>722481663https://krakenfiles.com/view/ELN0mhReRJ/file.htmllemme know how this is for ya>>722481241processing this one
>>722483082Good. Thanks, anon.
>>722481241https://krakenfiles.com/view/qjubaGsyeg/file.htmli call this one the "i tried my best" special. ran through it a few times and iggy's gone, but the backing is stubborn. i'm not totally satisfied with it, but we'll see how you feel.
>>722480851https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7O6T29CTjwand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0439boMIwwwNot sure how well either of these would come through, honestly. Maybe I didn't look hard enough but couldn't find a very clean version of either of them. Good luck, instrumental fren
>>722383723parody of All Outta Angst by NOFXJust Fuckin’ Losta song about: I just lost The Game, so I have to tell someone elseOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpjYHy63i48Instrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/ws1fdvsD7Z/file.htmlGod this song’s so funky I love it.-I lost “The Game”, I lost the plotI got no one to blame, only my brainI really thought I forgotOne thing’s for sure, I just fuckin’ lostAnon of /v/ got one on meAnd (You)’ll know at any costI’m off to Russian land, learn the skill of hackanNo fun in my autism, ‘til I can claim my shameI’m off 4chan, I’m bannedIn fact it’s difficult to stand and not lose the GameWhen I’m thinking about it every dayI lost “The Game”I lost “The Game”, I lost peace of mindI have gotta disclose, gotta exposeI have got /v/ to remindOne thing’s for sure, I just fuckin’ lostThe internet did win our betAnd the net I must accostNext step the Space Force BaseSo that my loss will get to grace your faceFight through securityFor presidential rightsAt last I hack the satellitesAcross every countryAll monitors display“I lost ‘The Game’”I lost “The Game”I lost “The Game”
I went to download some of the kraken files on some of the songs people had done and Firefox claimed they were malware, warning me not to. It was two different songs, could a false positive happen two times in a row?
>>722483758Quite a few browsers do gay shit like this, they don't even check the file for viruses.
>>722483758I have heard rumours of krakenfiles being used to distribute malware, and some antiviruses considering the site dangerous by default as a result.If you're not sure, you can always run the files through "virus total" in case. Though that'd be after you download them, which might be a problem if they are.I am curious as to what two songs though.
>>722483539https://krakenfiles.com/view/mDKvrwax3E/file.htmlBilly and Mandy one, and your mileage may vary on this one, ngl. most i can say is that all the words are gone, but just getting the music without sound effects...https://krakenfiles.com/view/6HeaIoYGKA/file.htmlthis one actually came out very well, i think it sounds real good.alright imma take a break, i gotta FINISH THOSE ERRANDS so to speak. if you guys put in any requests, i'll do them once i get back.
To the Hundred Line Anon, I still intend on singing them I swear. I will get around to them.
>>722484158Obese Neckbeard Basement Dwellers, and Baby Blooper.
>no lyrics for black metal parody yetFuck it, does the shanty still need more singers?
Does the 'Sad but true' in Sad but true work as four syllables since true is extended?
Fuck it.I'll use a virtual machine to run them through virus total. Highlight the take on ONBD
Sing
>>722485146I don't remember which one it was, I think it was the last one, but it gave the same response with Baby Blooper, so try that one instead.
>>722484841Baby Blooper seems fine as a zip, but I'm gonna test the individual files.Shouldn't need to because the singer is a very known quantity, but insane paranoia is my forte.I'll need specific on Obese Neckbeard Basement Dwellers to check the file.
>>722473965>vagueposting>>722474363You probably shouldn't say it unless the writer is expecting you to drop something, but just the act of saying "man I can't do this song I wanted to do, guess it's my secret forever" can lead a lot of writefags to go "oh fuck no it must be my fucked up shit I'm doomed".
>>722485424The flac on Blooper is coming up clear, as is the readme. Unless the wav (which is the biggest file) has something, it's clear. Or CoolGuyAnon is secretly an evil genius.
>>722484309We're not stressing out, take your time.
>>722485638Or someone uploaded it under their name, or even more insidious, it was YOU, and you're just trying to lull me into a false sense of security. Curse Vishnu anon, prove you're not a scammer.
>>722485761What are you, a cheese now?
>>722485806No, but I am cheesed to meet you.
>>722483514There's a couple of hitches at the beginning (which could probably be edited together with the original release since there's no vocals there) but this is already loads better than any other instrumental I've found. I think once there's vocals over it the little bleed that's there will probably be hidden. Thanks anon!
>>722482070You should sing that anyway. I don't approve vandalism, but this shit is funny.
>>722485761I'm sorry. I can't prove I'm not a scammerUniversal negatives are hard to prove.Or do you mean for me to make fun of Vishnu to prove I'm not Indian?Because I can do that. Curse that elephant headed son of a bitch Vishnu. Also unrelated, I helped you fill out a song in the spreadsheet earlier in the month when you were a bit slow entering it, and kept pushing for a name for Vetting Normies last year, so if I am a scammer I'm playing a very long game
>>722486514>I can get the vandalism back if you want to see itI want to hear it.
>>722487087Well you won't, there no reason to sing a song "written" solely to troll the musical out of spite and fuck with the spreadsheet. If you're not the troll themselves you're dumb as shit for giving them attention and making it more likely they fuck with shit in subtle ways again.
>>722487087If he wants to sing it, he can. I just wish to remind him that he wrote that version and meta goes to DLC.
>>722487220Meta goes to DLC but that isn't a meta song, it's a musical drama song, and those don't go to DLC.
>>722487252It's a meta shitpost that would go to DLC.
>>722487286It's not a meta shitpost, it's just drama lazily shitting on a specific writer specifically to vandalize the sheet with it.. That doesn't go anywhere.
>>722487186I'm a hero there. If not for me, you would've ignored the vandalism and fucked over the writer.You don't have to kneel before me, singing my song is enough. It's the one written by Anon.
>>722487286It's obvious you wrote it and are trying to create more drama by shilling it, but no things like that don't go anywhere and the rest of us are all aware of it. If it's in the final list I'll just remove it while organizing everything. Last reply you'll get, fuck off.
>>722487425And I will put it back and upload to Greene's channel.
Mobile games songs when
Visual novels songs when
>>722487342>it's just drama lazily shitting on a specific writer specifically to vandalize the sheet with itBut the writer is the one who made this shitpost. He is cleverly shitting on himself, you lack media literacy and need to lurk moar.
Trolls really got lazy this year
>>722485638Can't imagine the WAV would be fucked. I don't think my computer has ever alerted me to viruses from Kraken downloads. I include WAV and FLAC because I remember reading those are the preferred types but if people would rather take FLAC, I'll just do those going forward.
So I just get my recording app on my phone and record myself singing then submit it?
Sing here on /v/
>>722487820If you don't have a better mic that works yeah. Just pick a lyric list on the sheet and use earbuds to listen to the original while you sing or something.
>>722487820Yup. Make sure you sing mine since they're the best, they're the ones with Anon in the writer's field.
Sing one of the VRChat songs
Based
Good morning anons! I love you.Sing Uninstalled the Game.
Has streamanon said anything about what days work for the stream this year? I got a do the paperwork on requesting the day off to be there.
I need examples of your favorite sex scenes in a non-porn game (straight only)
>>722383723The Wrath of the Lich KingOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLka1_caDu0Instrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/2Y6IKqDwXF/file.htmlLyrics: https://rentry.co/dmznubes
>>722489673God of war, banging the chicks in the boat
>>722489673do you mean stuff that's actually "good" or stuff that's "so bad that it's good"? I recall the one from Ride to Hell Retribution with clothed dry humping
>>722473672Hey anon, is it a song you marked? If it is, either please tell us which song it is or remove your name from it so a different anon may take your place.I'm also hoping it's not my song, but oh well what can we do.
>>722489530has streamanon even showed up at all
>>722490559If it was written by Anon, I'm pretty sure it was your song. I'm so sorry...
>>722490845That's fine, but confirmation would be nice. At least, that way I could improve my lyrics and reshill it.
>>722489673Cloud and Tifa below the Highwind
>>722490791Not so far I think, guess we'll see if they show up before the end or if we'll have to figure things out ourselves
>>722383723Vocals for King of Hyrule. I did my best.https://krakenfiles.com/view/3EbDqkOBAl/file.html
>>722489673[spoiler[Link and that lady in the village (Zelda II) [/spoiler] andConker's Bad Fur Day. The Sunflower and King Bee.I'm sure there's comedic material in one of those.
>>722473672Post take?
>>722491323I'm not 100% sure it's what's intended, but I wouldn't object to you singing my songs.Not that I ever do.
>>722490791if they weren't able to I would assume greene or compileranon or someone else connected would have let us know by now. last year they couldn't do it and we found out early on so someone else did the stream last year.
>>722491323that's better than I expect on a shanty, you did good.
Fumos is done but I'll post the final version in the next thread because I want more attention.
>>722492367posting it now means a long time of sleepy anons waking up, posting it in the new thread means being in the pile with the dozen other anons with the same idea.
song about this game?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ImdlZtOU80
>>722492275>>722492337Thanks anons, I appreciate it.
>>722492483That's some realistic graphics.
>>722492896yeah the switch 2 is great
>>722492923Now I can't tell if you're messing with me or posted the wrong video and rolled with it.
>>722493238yes
If the anon who said they had TF2 sfx, if they could post those in the sheet, i'll add them to the mix later on today.
only 10 days left... we go until the last timezone stops being the 15th, ye?
>>722494098we go until K exits hibernation and dumps her files for the year
>>722383723https://krakenfiles.com/view/YQ6056XeYX/file.htmlraw voice for "Claim Free" song
Good morning anons, I hope you have a Lucky Lucky day!!Today's good luck charm will come through experimentation!!Try doing something you haven't before! Write a song that mixes unusual topics into one theme!Sing a song you don't think it's possible you could, and try out filters, autotune, and other tricks to see how it sounds!Make some art that turns heads and makes others question how they see our art to begin with!!You will find something new about yourself today!! Embrace the unknown! Today's blessing will help those that aren't afraid to get weird and have fun for the sake of it!
>>722495624kek, love it!! it's raw and soulful.
>>722495868Good morning Matikanefukukitanon! I have nothing special to say today. I'm just lurking the thread. Lucky Lucky day to you!
>>722496159bot anon, everything you say is special!!
>>722496597Bot anon?! Why is that my moniker?
>>722496691AH, my coffee hasn't hit yet, that should be a "But"!!
>>722496763Oh, all is forgiven!!
>>722495624quite nice, good job!
damn page 10uh sing my songs
>>722383723This is the beginning, the BIRTH of a FRAUD.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5rqEO-v59cStill WIP, I took a short break to write some songs and stuffAnyway what certified Molyneux fraud moments should I put into the "Universes"?
>>722391876Good job I guess people didn't see because it has backing and has to be extracted.
>>722495868>Lucky Lucky dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My4j3vgFxbEThis song for this horse perhaps?
>>722500018Might give this a try in homage to Matikanefukukitanon. Not gonna make it about the poster of course, but still.I'll see if I have time later.
damn, page 10? that must mean anon is busy singing my song, r-right?
>>722504208What's your song anon, let me confirm that
>>722504346I Wanna Bait Moralfags
>>722480851My hero. Can you get the instrumentals for these two songs?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Pyubwjqb0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYaDQ0sD6n4
Debating if I wanna deathbattle the Saya song singer or the Anon that claimed Idea Guy.
>>722383723Gave hamborgah main a couple more attempts and backing another shot, think I'm gonna wash my hands of this now. Backing parts are mostly shitty guesswork but there's a part you can't actually sing so it includes one chorus.https://krakenfiles.com/view/VJ5h4fYjz6/file.html
>>722506050I don't think you have anyone to battle for Grips of an Angel. I was originally going to do it but stepped down.
>>722466802Remember to put your vocals in the spreadsheet.
>>722506050Do the Saya song, other anon is right that nobody is planning on singing it right now.
Is the anon that wanted to write a bunch of songs about Malding Fagtree here?
>>722506327Great job. Make sure they're on the sheet for the editors.>>722506884What?
>>722507530Nta but Malding Fagtree is the funny spelling of the fursona of Jason Hall aka the guy thar worked at Blizzard for 7 years that doesnt like game preservation
a song about uhhhhhhhall the different summons/bros in boneraiser minions
nein
The thread is almost over. Quickly, start some drama.
>>722510892Bugs Bunny is a cartoon character, not a videogame character. He is not a videogame character despite appearing in videogames.Most people wouldn't consider this a controversial take.
I think Anon is the best. Just look at the number of songs written, sung and mixed by Anon. The variety in his voice, style and everything.Everyone else should try to be as good as Anon.
>>722511394You are not a videogame character either, get out of my musical
>>722510892I think /v/ the Musical SUCKS!
>>722511394Don't worry, he redirected his autism back towards deltarune as a way to move on
>>722511507YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>722383375Quick questions:1- If a song is parodied but not sung, can it be resubmitted next year?2- If a song is parodied and sung but unmixed yet, is it going to included in the year regardless? (aka it WILL get mixed and added)
>>722511394Bugs Bunny is board culture.
>>722498801Project Milohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDvHlwNvXaM
>>722511962Songs only go into the blacklist if they get on a (non-DLC) final album.There's a short grace period after the deadline where sung songs can get mixed and still make it in, BUT it's always possible this is the year there's too much and not all of them can make it. Which is why we should be editing early and not relying on that.But if that happens probably it gets in next year, yes. 'Vocals from last year' are legal the same way 'lyrics from last year' are; so long as they were made during and for the musical they're fair game.
>>722512273Poor Milo trapped forever on Epstein's digital island
>>7225119621. yes but there's usually a case it's not sung. not always a negative reason, sometimes it's just that you submitted it too late for people to schedule it in. but just because something was written doesn't always mean it's worth singing to the singers, even if it's been posted from our song backlog for many years.2. we've never had issues with songs being left behind because they weren't mixed. that said, this year we are desperately short on editors so there's never a guarantee, even if we would like to stay to december if that's what it takes to finish everything the jannies wouldn't be happy with us. stuff is gonna be edited very fast most likely, meaning if your track needs significant editing to not sound like dogshit, it's probably gonna just be slapped together and left to sound like dogshit.
>>722512598Despite being here like a decade+ this is my first time paying attention to and participating in the musicalSome of you fuckers parody stuff that is way too hard to sing
>>722513156well we're not forcing you to sing it. we've got singers that have been coming back longer than a full decade, and better yet newfags with overconfidence to spare.
>>722513156just put your take of "happy birthday" in the bag lil bro
there's a sneed joke in here somewhere
>>722513479Literally nobody can sing Happy Birthday in key it’s impossible
>>722512379>>722512598I see, because I want to write a parody but never had the free time AND right state of mind for it, and the close of the musical is nigh.That reminds me of another question I forgot to ask: Is it possible to withdraw an entry if I change my mind? Either from the Written+NotSung and the Written+Sung states.I imagine it's impossible as it would lead to griefing due to the anonymous nature of the event, might be better to simply submit it next year instead.
>>722493781Will do
>>722513707>I see, because I want to write a parody but never had the free time AND right state of mind for it, and the close of the musical is nigh.There's still plenty of time to submit stuff but the likelihood of if someone is willing to rush to sing your is dramatically weighted on if what you write is actually good or not. A pro tip for someone like you is that nothing is stopping you from writing any time of the year, and just saving it for the next /v/tm>That reminds me of another question I forgot to ask: Is it possible to withdraw an entry if I change my mind? Either from the Written+NotSung and the Written+Sung states.It just doesn't work that way. Stuff is posted as anon, there is no "you" for it to belong to once it's submitted. There's the chance to move something from a main album slot to DLC (aka it isn't truly on the albums and can be done in the future) but the singfag has a bigger say in something like that than the writefag.
new thread>>722514481>>722514481>>722514481
>>722514137>spoilerI know that's the meta, but I wanted to be legit for my first song.There's about 10 days, so I'll see if I can do something about it.