It's that simple...
Do third world ameriturds unironically eat either of those?
>>722407436>food analogy
left is the real pizza
both of those look horriblehave you even eaten a real pizza op
>>722407470I'm europoor and would gladly eat either of those.
>>722407436>no mushrooms and pineappleso both are trash?
>>722407436Og raw meatRemake cooked meat almost burnt
>>722407532That's because you are a fat fucking cunt.
>>722407532we're not counting the desperate
>>722407436>Corner piecelollmaoi'm taking the left
>>722407436to be fair left should be just a dough with tomato sauce
>>722407664I can't fathom playing Separate Ways in the demake. Imagine hearing her dogshit voice actor the entire time.
>>722407436veggie
I baked myself a pizza right now. It had mayo and no veggies on it.
>>722407839I hope you die
>>722407504>eternally mindbreaks amerigolemsHow did neapoliCHADS do it?
>underage remakefag>food analogy
>>722407436>implying cheese pizza isn't the superior choiceI get a boner every time I see one at the grocery store.
You can literally see the black burnt base on the right one lol
>>722407436The left one looks more like actual pizza than the abomination on the right.t. Italian
>>722408268
>>722407436Finally a thread to post this
>>722407436Stop comparing to food, start comparing to books.
What game would this Authentic Italian pizza commonly found in Italy be?
>>722408502the new call of duty that is coming out next month
>>722408502This would be so fucking good with a bag of doritos.
>>722408609I bet that special promotional batman pizza cost more even though you got less pie.
>>722407839What the fuck?
>>722408495did I get it right? Judging based on consoles not the books
Confederacy lostHitler lostTrump lostCrowbcat lostYou're on the wrong side of history
>>722408502Is that cum? also, Roblox
>>722408609the Bamham games
>>722408756Switch PS5 and steamdeck and you got everything else right.Switch 2 would be one of the latest Brian books like Teg of dune.
>>722407550fix your image
which game
>>722408495But Children of Dune was a good book. Don't compare it to nogaems.I agree Chapterhouse and Heretics should go in with the Switch, since child Miles Teg was molested in that timeline.
>>722408942>hallucinogenic fungi goatse pizzaThe game of stomache pump and blood transfusion
>>722409075>Pretty much nothing happens until the end.I think it matches well
>>722408942i thinks id rather eat brazilian plastic fire pizza over this
>>722407436I am mad because all my torrent sites only have the remake with any seeds and all ddl sites have dead links for re4.
>>722407436Both are dogshit. I agree.
>>722407504>putting leaves on pizza and no meat2/10, best I can give it
>>722408942that's on gay ass pizza
>>722407550>crowbat
>>722408495I don't read sand niggers squabble FANTASY EDITION, so shit analogy.
>>722407436I am not fat enough to understand your analogy.
>>722407571>>722407654>>722407470
>>722411304Are you brain damaged? Nothing wrong with pizza but neither of those things are pizza.
>>722407436imagine being at computers
>>722409589>and no meatPizza is peasant food. All the popular italian dishes you eat nowadays are modified versions of food that poor lower class italians came up with for survival, they couldn't afford meat
>>722407504>Mama mia, you put-a da toppings on-a da pizza? This is-a sacrilege! My ancestors who put-a bacon, lard, fish and whatever else they had access to that season on their pizza would-a be furious!The kebab pizza I get from the Arabs down the road is more authentic than this.
>>722409175Based Goose poster
>>722409589the novelty of neapolitan compared to most american pizza is the high temp brick oven it's baked in. pepperoni wouldn't add that much to it.
>>722411693And?
>>722412320And no meat on pizza isn't as weird as you might think you cynical nigger
>>722412295all pizza is cooked in a high temp oven
>>722407504Royalist pizza
>>722407436Damn, RE4's been a shit game this entire time?
>>722412702I know, I just don't care about your food elitism, dumb faggot
>autosagedDamn, not bringing in as much traffic as the porn threads, huh
>>722412884It's literally the opposite of food elitism you actual braindead retardPizza is what you make it, with what you have on handHoly shit you are so stupid
>>722412979>>722412702>>722411693Nigger posts.
>>722412979Peak mount stupid right there
>>722413013When you realize you're a dumbass and have to try to make yourself feel better
>Post the most reasonable take imaginable>/v/ finds a way to be negativeNever change