Who asked for this?
Do women actually get turned on by this bodytype?
>>722409969who asked for white male chad protagonists back in western video games?
>>722410086I'm a guy and I do.
>>722409969I'm just thankful we don't have another hood nigga or cringe PC psycho
>>722409969Yeah women like built guys.
>>722409969PoC women
gays
>>722409969looks like black girl summer is back on the menu, sistas
>>722409969Nobody. I wanted psycho gangsters like Claude or Tommy back, not this shirtless zoomer faggotry.
>>722409969I'm a guy and I asked for this, no homo but I LOVE seeing men with huge sweaty muscles. I just love it so fucking much.
>>722410540Holy Based straight man
>>722410483Gross. Imagine having black kids with them.
>>722410540>>722410589No man actually thinks this
Usually repulsed by men but I got a chub when I first saw this.
>>722409969what happened to cool protagonists? Why are the latest R* characters all Brads Pitts and trannies? In the trailer hes literally fixing shit, got a father figure, old ladies on the street greet him, he sorts out potheads, craves validation, is faithful to his gf and wants to settle down. I cant imagine this "friendly neighborhood Jason" going toe to toe with the cartels, building an empire and going on a rampage across the city
>>722410626>No man actually thinks thisYou wouldn't know what a man thinks, troon.
>>722410189>>722410540>>722410589>>722410654samefag
>>722410189Literally no one asked
Lucia's big brown booty
>>722409969He.... He looks like me.... He's built like me.... I... thank you #RepresentationMatters
>>722409969your whore of a mother
>>722410708it's an influencer game where you play as an influencer surrounded by influencers and influencers are going to buy it and try to market it to their audiences and other influencers
>>722410708this nigga look like ben shapiro
>>722410626Everybody loves muscles. Just way the world works kid.
>>722410483So it is a contrast thing?
>>722409969gay men and certain white trash women I imagine.
I hope we can grow his hair/beard out and remove his tattoos
>>722409969I want to look like him
>>722410708>Ex military >Doing Manly shit at home >Latinas hitting on him >Gets money from shitheads yeah sounds like bitch to me I also think the overall scale of thing will be less than gta 5 but more than 4
>>722409969Some faggot or bro working at Rockstar that wanted to self-insert as / insert himself into Jason.>>722410798Games are made by men and for men. Women have nothing to do with them.>attractive womanFor straight men>attractive menFor gay/narcissistic men
He is arthur morgans desendant
The protagonists are obviously both gooner bait
>>722411271I hope GTAVI feels as brutal and personal as RDR2. The NPCs are incredible in that game.
>>722410617yeah how gross. having children with a loyal loving wife. yuck!
>>722409969the itchy anus people
>>722410947well these 2 were in the very first trailer and theyre among the main characters on the R* website so you unfortunately might be 10000% right
>>722411583GTA social media can be fun though since it's a parody of the actual bullshit. Imagine being able to making Gta TikToks where you're recording a Sam Hyde driving esque video of you driving through the minorities at the beach. It could be based. What would they call it? DickDock or something
>>722411583How is that any different from Rappers in SA and that shitty youtuber rapper in 4
>>722411583>Tiktok niggerfaggotry over 9000 by defaultIt's all so tiring
>>722409969It's cool that he's masculine, but the fact that he's one of those guys who works out on a public beach is really gay to me. If a big part of the game is interacting with social media as well, I can't respect the character at all.
>>722410483still racemixingstill gay
>>722411189the problem is not being a bitch. Hes a goody two shoes. In GTA youre supposed to be a pitbull or a doberman, not a golden retriever, if that makes sense
>>722411704social media is already beyond parody and i'm quite fatigued of it all>>722411754we've already seen enough of this shit in gta5
there's nothing gay about appreciating beauty and strength
>>722411975thisalso licking the sweat out of his pits is straight
>>722411771>not looking forward to the missions where you're chilling with your best buddy Cal I will enjoy straight white male moments and you cannot stop me
>>722411478I mean, nothing wrong with having kids. But not black. They will never love you as a parent.
>>722411797He does that because it's free to use the equipment dipshit. He's clearly hard up on cash and that's the beginning of the game before Lucia gets out
>>722411797>he's masculinein the sense that gays are masculine
>>722411358I doubt it will be as violent as Red Dead. That game gets away with it because it's a western set over a century in the past, so there's a disconnection from our own reality. GTA's world is too similar to our own, so it tones down the violence to avoid adding to the controversy it already gets. Remember, Red Dead 1 had headshot gore, but GTA V didn't.
>>722411704>parody of the actual bullshitI dont think this is the case. Half the characters are rappers and the descriptions are like "oooh they had it hard on the streets n shieeeet, but now they in da rap game fo real!">video of you driving through the minorities at the beachor wearing a camera and recording a shootout. But there is absolutely no way theyll add that. Its too problematic and gives off icky incel vibes. Doubt there will be any Rampage missions but if they somehow do return, they will be almost certainly exclusive to Lucia and 90% of the time you will be gunning down some racist hillbillies or the rich white assholes
>>722412010Jason looks so sexy with that hair. I want to lick his arms and suck his cock.
>>722412382>but GTA V didn'tgta 5 "didnt" a lot of stuff...
>>722409969I specifically asked for this, GTA protagonist usually range from ugly to repulsive, so it was time for a change.
>>722409969Unironically femoid gamers.
>>722411884>GTA youre supposed to be a pitbull or a dobermanThat's just Trevor rest of them are pretty level head most of the time even a war criminal like niko
>>722411229ah yes, Rockstar Games, the indie studio where a single dev can model the main character after himself, retard. Rockstar got too big for that after IV
>>722409969I did.I'm not gay. I just looking at hot white studs.
>>722411886>we've already seen enough of this shit in gta5Point being it's nothing new for rockstar to have such characters
>>722411229>My whole life revolves around gooning so of course every media is obviously made to appeal to faggots like me
>>722409969Finally, a video game protag that looks like me!
>>722409969Rape me daddy
>Vtards seething about cool white male protag LOL
>>722413089It's how you spot all the brown third worlders, anon.
>>722412785doesnt matter, they are dangerous degenerates. Its supposed to be believable when they mow down dozens of people and participate in crime. Jason looks like he helps fix his senior neighbors tv or mows their lawn or something
>>722411358arthur does this and then im supposed to be sad when he gets sick then dies from tuborculosis
Are you uncomfortable, anon? Hit the gym, faggot.
>>722413410You just sound like boomer >KIDs these days can't shoot at people or rob banks
>>722409969>"where are my white muscular main characters like back in the day, it's all niggers and women now">rockstar decides to give players the choice between the aforementioned character or a qt latina>"wtf, who asked for this shit, this is so gay"
No one did.
>>722413749are you a top or bottom?
>>722409969Me
>>722409969>Who asked for this?Where are THESE white men when I want them?
>>722416112overweight manlet simulator
>>722416292Well yes that's how I'll play the game after I turn him into a fat ugly bastard, but that's clearly not the intended experience.
>>722416524Here's hoping bara Jason will be possible.
>>722409969Those who goon for Logan Paul whilst fanaticising him with a more buff body?
>>722416292>Least contrarian vtard
>>722416524>erm how can i be overweight at 5'7" with a bmi of 28?? i take trenbololonolnonlollolone every day!!
As a straight man I think muscles are hot
>>722412443And you're a female, yes? Otherwise that may be gay.
>>722412503Because it was held back by 512mb of VRAM. That game came out on ancient hardware and is old as fuck itself.
What does the hi/v/emind demand i get upset about this time? he seems like just a guy
>>722417680Tired of influencers
>>722417680Just because someone made a thread saying something it doesn't mean "the hi/v/emind" agrees with it.
>>722417374It was actually held back by 256 MB of ram and 256 MB of vram, PS3 had a combined ram pool of 512mb split into two.
>>722409969I did.
>>722410086Yes? Obviously?
>>722410086I hope so. I'm going to find out next year since that's when I'm going to be looking like this (or at least close to it). Jason Duval wasn't a FULL motivation for it, but I look at that image and think "I can do that and I don't need juice", so we're going to see how this works. I don't want fag attention though, so if I get more of that instead of women, I'll still keep up the more healthy lifestyle, but I'm going to be disappointed and slightly demoralized.
>>722413089It outs all the faggots who come from literal ahitholes so easily.
>>722409969meneed a hung stinky boifren who will cuddle and play vidyagaymes with me :3
>>722410617Hey, at least some black kids will finally have a father.
>>722410483>inter shirt Fucking pottery LMAO
>>722415868Not gay.
>>722410540Based, me too
>>722410086What body type do you assume all women that exist only get turned on by?
>>722410483>White guy gets low value, likely low IQ hoe trash black women>Black guy gets low value, likely low IQ hoe trash white women>If they aren't hoe trash, they are slampigs and land whales.So how does one obtain the actually valuable women? I'm convinced there's something else going on and it's not race related.
>>722409969Me. I asked for this.
>>722421995>So how does one obtain the actually valuable women? By working on yourself (Work out and have a hobby)
>>722412021white father black mother = white children
>>722423267>have a hobbyExamples. I know "playing video games sometimes" much like "watching movies sometimes" probably doesn't count.
>>722410086When you start working out and get toned you'll start noticing a lot more complements...... From other men
>>722423736HikingWall climbingCollecting labubus
>>722424116>Collecting labubusWouldn't that be a woman's thing? Why would men want to collect these?
>>722410086Women don't get turned on by anything, they don't have sex drives they have sex trading drives (trading sex for resourcees)
>>722424619And that's the reason why I only have sex with men
>>722413410Zoomers these days are far more degenerate criminals today then people were back then
>>722425056>da zoomers
>>722409969Bisexuals like me.
>>722424619i had nothing to offer and had several cuties begging for it when i was younger
>>722421845dad bod
>>722423736You need something that builds character (lol)Passively withing movies or playing TF for 2000 hours can't do that
>>722423736Music Drawing/Painting Knowledge in any specific domain Book (not self help and bio pics)Any outdoor activity I have to say, a hobby on its own won't make you much more appealing, but it does add character, depth, and a bit of confidenceespecially if you get good at it
>>722421845
>>722427712Neck too long Head too big
I cannot wait for the 10 years of seethe their next game will generate. Daily threads crying about the game's messaging. There will definitely be an attempt to claim the game flopped. I seriously cannot wait. Daily greentext threads. There will be attempts to boycott it. It will have a trump joke and that joke will be all you see on the catalogue.
>>722428007Neck too short
>>722424619Tell me you're a virgin, without telling me you're a virgin:>Women don't get turned on by anything, they don't have sex drives they have sex trading drives (trading sex for resourcees)
>it's another /v/ speculates what women wantsWhat do YOU want, anon?
So according to /v/irgins, all men throughout history are the sweetest nicest people who do things only out of love and compassion and have never done anything wrong or bad, while all women are the exact opposite and also actively despise and want the destruction of men.
>>722411583>>722411771You're retarded if you don't think this is going to be an extremely unflattering representation of that culture. Those characters are probably legit retards who stumble their way to successes they don't deserve, thinking they're geniuses who've cracked the code. Maybe not even aware that what they're doing is illegal, because they've got some stupid idea in their heads that they've found a loophole in the law, like what they're doing counts as citizens arrest and documentary work.
>>722427264>Music>Knowledge in any specific domainThis is pretty much it from that list. Even then, that's assuming you mean "enjoys music" rather than "listens to music". My knowledge being in sports, business, technology and a few other things. The books would have worked, but I only go for non-fiction. Now that I'm thinking of it, I don't really have much issue with women. I'm apparently very approachable and all that. I just need to go out more. Probably actually GO to some sports games in person more often or something (baseball, fencing, track and field, NHL, golf or something, definitely not basektball or football games).
>>722409969Latinx women
>>722411358it won'tEvery normie thinks about Arhur as goodie two shoes cowboy Jesusthey probably noticed it, hence GTA 6 protag is everyone's favourite type of guy, someone you just can't hate or despise
>>722409969I wish i had a body like this and all the bottoms want to have sex with me
>>722430487you'll get there somedaybut for now, get your bussy ready for all those bear daddies
>>722409969this makes non white men seethe (except for the gay ones lol)
>>722431810Nigga looks in his mid 30's at 25, holy shot what's happening to zoomers?
>>722432387It’s not all zoomers. There’s plenty I know that look younger than their age. In most cases of the opposite it’s because of one or two of these factors. Cumulative stress and poor health or people (mainly women) getting plastic surgery even though they don’t need it.
>>722411286This
>>722431810>Girlfriend 1>Children 1Why isn't he married?
>>722432829>stressI don't know nigga i've been under stress for my whole life and i've never looked so blown the fuck out as many zoomers i see around, i'm in my mid 30's and just now people are noticing that i'm getting old because of some white hairs popping out, i don't want to but the subjects that i see around make a pretty strong argument for eugenics if you ask me....
>>722433867> I don't know nigga i've been under stress for my whole lifeAre you sure that hasn’t changed you physiologically? Also if we’re talking life experiences it’s now as bad if not worse than it was in 2008. No one can get a job and if they do have one they’re being paid way too little to get by. Leading to a domino effect, people getting overworked and stressed, being unable to maintain a healthy lifestyle, etc. I already got a strand of gray hair and I’m in my mid twenties.
>>722428007needs more body hair
>>722410086I don't believe women are attracted to any kind of physical characteristic
>>722420425that ain't natty brodude looks like the kinda guy who shoots up and just does 5 reps of one exercise at the gym then leaves
>>722410086Nope, they actually only get turned on by fat flabby bodies like yours. No, not ripped gigachads. Fat ugly dudes like you, of course.
>>722423945I got compliments from women just as often as from men when I started working out, I have no clue where this meme comes from at this point I assume its from guys who "worked out" for like 2 months then quit.
>>722426913i've had many occasions, when I start to work out, where a gf has told me "don't get roided out muscles. I appreciate some flab."so yes; dad bod (sometimes also called farmer's build) is, in general, universally preferred for women.if you look like you can easily do manual labor, you're usually in the sweet spot.
>>722435240Women are just insanely insecure. They're afraid their partner will leave them if they get buff and get attention from other women
>>722409969bwc is best c
>>722410189Gey nigga, gey nigga...
>>722410086no shit you retardbut they love a good personality over everything
>>722435419i mean overall it doesn't matter all that much.if you're short, it usually doesn't matter what you do.height is king to nearly all women.
>>722409969The big supercomputer that Rockstar dumped all of the customisation data that they collected from GTAO's playerbase into
>>722421995>So how does one obtain the actually valuable women?Go to a place with rich people. If you dont want to date people with poor people behavior you cant be in poor people places.
>>722410086Women jerk off to books. Let that sink in
>>722410086Women do not like really buff men because they don't like it when men are too narcissistic and spend too much time in the gym and on a strict diet. Same reason why many women get the ick if a man has an to extensive and elaborate skincare routine even if they like k-pop twinks.
>>722410086Some do and some correlate gymbro bodies with domestic violence and meatbrain behavior
>>722410086What bodytype do you think is the most prevalent on the covers of trashy romance novels, anon?
>>722436205Like men don’t jack off to Manga.
>>722410086You are more likely to attract a guy than a girl with a body like that
>>722409969He looks like a BEAST
>>722436294
>>722436486I feel like the body he's got is fairly achievable with just a decent diet and a consistent workout plan. Not saying it'll be exactly like this after a few months or anything, but at least it's not like what the fags usually post here where the guys are have roided builds.
>>722410086They're not attracted to this bodytype per se, but the dominant personality that is usually associated to it.
>>722409969Retards who liked RDR2. Prepare for another story shit game with abysmal writing.
>>722410086Every woman I know goes crazy for fat guys with big tummies. I talk about losing weight and they beg me not to. I just want to be healthy.
>>722410086Yes but they'll lie about itNegging to get a better deal in the sexual marketplace is a time honored strategy
>>722436659Goodness he sounds like someone who hangs out on butterfly twitter fighting for trans rights, "women's rights" and cried during the 2024 election results. Stuff like this is why he doesn't have a woman and women (as well as men) can sense it because you know he wears it in his daily walk.
>>722436205i've coomed buckets to ai chatbots
>women love fit muscular guys>no they love dadbods>no they love skinny tired looking guys>no they love androgynous twinksEvery thread it's something different you fags say.
>>722437672>what do women like? we asked a bunch of guys
>>722437672I'm actually surprised this didn't turn into a husbando thread. Maybe because those threads get no traction anymore, but I'm surprised and pretty impressed.
>>722437808Yeah so why do you faggots still keep asking here every day after all those years?
>>722437672Women love everyone :D (who can provide them a comfortable life).
>a decade of making women ugly and flat because rEaL WoMeN DoNt LoOk LiKe tHaT>male characters are 240lbs of rippling muscle, something only possible with an entire life revolving around steroids exercise and dietingbut sure the girl in this game is pretty hot too but not that out of the ordinary shes just kinda chubby and does leg exercisesi would actually prefer if the MC in this game WAS a steroids addict (esp if you could quit doing them and waste away lol that would be cool)but im supposed to just take it for granted that men can look like this naturally or something and not have it break my immersion constantly unless he's wearing big bulky clothes>>722430187a girl with a body like this but a little less stupidly ridiculous, a much cuter face- was into me, but im not jacked like that guy. also she had a boyfriend and i dont chase for sloppy seconds
>>722437672If these things were easy to figure out than that would be the ultimate proof for incels that women are brainless cattle.But they're not.
>>722436395you fucking retard the point was that women finger themselves to scenarios and imagination not visual stimulus
>>722438438its very simplethey want what they think other women want because they are brainless cattlewhat they think other women want is all kinds of things but generally fits some pretty rigid stereotypes
>>722435061More like 3 barbell squats (with the smartphone camera on to "check his form when he gets home") then stand in the mirror for 3 minutes, sit on the stools for a minute to finish the song he's on, then leave. We're a PLANET FITNESS man. You're not impressing anyone here
>>722420425my god, he's so fucking naivei think youd be better off trying to become a "woman"
It’s sad that the AI just generated the white boy summer shit. It’s actually incredibly dated
>>722430187>HE CHOSE DA WITE BOY!?!?!? Judging by his statue and aura he's "white chocoloate" to say the least. He just looked less degenerate than the other guy and probably could speak almost real English.
>>722424619>t. permavirgin that never seen or touched a clit
>>722410086only thing that turns them more on then a six pack is 4 chins
I'm convinced women are not conscious beings and never feel horny
>>722409969This is what gamers want.
>>722438882Let him have some inspiration. I looked at the Wii Fit guy as a "goal physique". It's good to have something to strive for sometimes.
>>722440530Forgot the pic. Of course they'd probably not use someone who uses steroids as their training model but the point still stands.
>>722409969Me, I'm glad a videogame finally represents me.
>>722440702Peak male form, can easily bench 2pl8 with change then go for a 5k.
>who asked for this
>>722409969My wife. It's going to be an incredibly sexual game and we're going to fuck while playing it
Real men do other men. Sorry I don't make the rules.
game is going to be woke trash so who cares
>he didn't play as a Black Chad Supa Nigga in SA
>>722436960ugly bastard like myself gained a lot of popularity thanks to porn
>>722411771Of all games to fill with niggerdry, GTA has one fatal flaw related to gameplay and what players can do about it. I hope nobody uploads anything related to that on release.
>>722410086>Do women actually get turned on by this bodytype?
>>7224414475k is no that much.
>>722443434Neither is a 2pl8 bench. The point is the physique is well rounded in all aspects while not going to a damaging extreme.
He should be browner, fatter, shorter and chinless.
The DEI committee taking bribes. Not enough women and gay men play GTA for this to be a natural thing.
Men don't look like that.
>>722445035This. There's also an infinitely greater chance someone with the Wii Fit guy physique will actually live happier, healthier and longer with less "aging pains". He'll end up looking like those 70 or 80 year olds that can somehow pass for late 50s. Roid man may not even make it to his late 50s and he'll be shooting blanks, balding (if he hasn't already lost his hair) and will be suffering from other health issues before then.
>>722409969Gey niggas
>>722445271Ah yes straight men do not want to play as chad.
>>722409969That's a woman.
Gta 6 will flop
Real men kiss their gymbros.
>>722453073Why does this not happen at my gym
gay
>>722409969latinas
>>722409969>straight white protagonist that fucksresetera certainly didnt
>>722421995you get them by stopping chasing them. Seriously faggot, I bet you can't even describe your standards in full outside of le fat and le race. Find who the fuck are you first.
>>722410189based
>>722410086Women prefer dad bods or ottermode
>fat white gamers complain about POC in games>rockstar gives them a white chad>"i dont want this"
>>722409969Fags.
>>722409969Latina's
>>722409969OP did
>>722461245it's not the same people anon
>>722461245Where the white bitches at?
>>722409969women.
>>722429668>You're retarded if you don't think this is going to be an extremely unflattering representation of that culture.lol
>>722409969I want to play as him
>>722409969Got a quick gymcel question. I'm working 13 hour shift currently, full time student, usally get between 3-4 hours a sleep a night, sometimes I have to stay up for a day or so. I'd really like to start getting into shape, maybe getting rid of some dad-bod flab. I heard it's generally unsafe to do strenuous shit if you have poor sleeping or resting habits. How true is this? Trying to get an hour of working out in between shifts and school, sometimes no sleep.
>>722409969I hate it too. We don't get good mobsters in the GTA games anymore. This is normalfag shit, it's unappealing and quite frankly just a disappointment in comparison to Tommy Vercetti. After all this supposed to be Vice City. Who wanted a gym jock dating a Latina? where's my Scarface kino?
>>722469760>all of the people saying yeah this is awesome he looks like a CHADthey never understood GTA. This is what GTA V did to the series. It brought in all of these unwanted people that never played any of the prior games. Goddamn it. Just adding to my own comments. They got the appeal at all. Otherwise I'd have never touched this series if they thought it was supposed to be about some physical fitness pros that drink protein shakes and lift. You don't get Mafia movies, none of you. It makes me so mad.
>>722410086Not as much these days.
Is this accurate