>john (thing)go back underage faggot
I didn't think it was that bad, why did everyone hate it SO much?
>>722413910They should have left it woth Neil or the marketing company that did their ads. Somehow marketing companies had more soul than the shitty tv show
Halo as an IP doesn't exist after Halo 3
>>722413968Master Chief’s name is literally John, you retarded secondary.
>>722414012Kwan
>>722414012I didn't get far enough into it, but wasn't there a bit about covenant being run by a human girl?
>>722414127I liked reach...
>>722414127ODST and Reach were both fantastic.
>>722414012so what was good about it?
>>722414012>Making Chief a chosen one but not really again like 343 loves too do>Two seasons and never actually went to Halo>Literally cucked Cortana for some reason, ignoring that Cortana is an brain scan AI based on his surrogate mother>Human Covenant is mindbogglingly retarded, but even retarded ideas could go somewhere interesting and this just simply doesn't outside of making Chief a rapist technicallyi can't be bothered writing any more
>>722414556You got to see John Halo's face. Also Cortana got cucked
>>722413910That's because Netflix watchers don't know how bad it is, yet. Watch the numbers drop after a couple of days.
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>>722414624wow... is this really all it takes to make people watch a show? dumb le funni wholesome big chungus ong fr bussin memes?
>>722413910JOHN HELLJUMPER
>>722413910>Netflixlol. May as well have stayed cancelled.
more like halo is ruined (again)>>722414624and he's a poorly casted ugly kike
>>722414012It came no where close to capturing the essence of Halo. Like all things that are made by lesbian millennial writers it misses the mark of the source material by a mile. All they had to do was just copy the original trilogy and they would have made at minimum a competent show. The companies that hire these broads need to keep them on leash. They think they're smarter than the original writing, but they're always worse.
>>722414012It was written as a Mass Effect show, the didn't get the rights so they read the Halo wiki and adapted it. They bragged about that fact. It was never a Halo story.
>>722414420No, there was a side plot involving a kidnapped human or an orphan or something that the prophets were raising as a sort of Trojan Horse. I personally actually found it creative and interesting, also measured and well done. They didn't give her crazy powers, she was a sort of political asset.
>>722417014Also she didn't run shit they just tried to get her to fuck Chief and fuck with his head, which is pretty realistic.
>>722414012the only interesting character was black spartan man that looked a bit like Dave Chappel, and in season 2 they made him do fuck all while his wife became a strong independent woman to carry his plotline.
>every couple is interracial >somehow races still exist when 100% of people are race mixing
halofags deserve this
at least this shit show gave us cuck queen Cucktana
>paramount is very happy with halo, it's the #1 streaming show in the world!>cancelled as soon as it could possibly be cancelled
>>722414012Just for starters MC spends more time out of the armor than in, it's like the Stallone version of Judge Dredd where he refused to wear the fucking helmet, just shows the Writers absolutely hated the games and didn't know anything about them. Which of course they admitted full stop in interviews
>>722414624>You got to see John Halo's facethis was unforgivable though, like making sonic go bare feet.
>>722414012It was a shit futuristic space show with Halo painted over parts.
>>722414012its ass in every sense of the word, even people who don't give a shit about halo or know anything about it don't like it
>>722413910What kind of name is "John Ha->he actually is named "John-117">he was the hero of the Alpha Halo
>>722417820kinda like the meme originated from halo, but thats silly right
>>722417569Season 1 focused on John's stolen childhood and humanity (this is halo) while Halsey continues to try take away his free will entirely with Cortana (this is literally a gamer player halo) ultimately John meeting a women who had a similar life being captive in the covenant keeps the fire inside him to want to be human (this is awesome)>>722417451John / Masterchief is not a vessel for you to push a camera around. It's his story.
>>722417779This muffin tastes bad.This painting is bad.You could make it is a critic
Season 1 ending was kino. After getting to know John the creators finally give the gamer audience(the retards) what they want. A soulless killing machine. Individuals capable of empathy without telepathy feel so bad for him.
>>722418014>>722418232with people who thinking and believe this without any shadow of doubt manning what was once the flagship title of xbox it isn't a surprise it transformed into something unrecognizable and shit
>>722418347man the skyboxes of bungie halo were something else
>>722418232>he watched jew garbage for women
>>722418459It's a metaphor on how you wasted your childhood playing halo and that you should embrace the human side of life.(This is also in halo 3) >stolen thoughts and memories
>>722418606This poster fears free thinkers. He's just excited he got attention from this reply
Imagine having a super drugged child soldier indocrinated man be your childhood heroCouldn't be me
>>722416556>lying this badlyWhat's up with old Halofags and making up fanfiction?What they said was that they didn't play the games before they were quizzed on it by 343.
>>722417437Not even true.
>>722417385That's Paramounts fault lol, they've bungled their own properties too.
>>722413910I worked on a couple episodes of this show. I don't have a single interesting "behind the scenes" thing to say about it though. I really hope this shit doesn't get an actual revival.
>>722414012>60% of the show is talking about relationships and feelings>10% of the time people are standing around doing nothing>10% establishing shots>5% broken lore dumping and focusing on garbage>5% where there's weapons on screen or they're fighting.It's so fucking boring. It could've been an action packed space mystery but we got slop instead.
>>722414012>why did everyone hate it SO much?I watched the first few episodes on a plane journey. The first episode had a fight scene and I was like>Okay sure, that was decent. Similiar to the real HaloThen it proceeded to never have another fight like that again for several hours. What the actual fuck lmao
>>722419831>10% luck,>20% skill>15% concentrated power of will>5% pleasure, >50% pain>And a 100% reason to remember the nameThe muffin tasted bad. It could have tasted good but bazinga.
>>722413910it's funny how Netflix is the most popular streaming service but all their original stuff is fucking crap
>>722414012I have no idea man
>>722419831Is the covenant even that relevant in the show?
"People watched it which means people liked it. This definitely isn't just a "Roll up, Roll up, everyone come see the freak" situation.
>>722420594>Girl with a gun aims and points it at feds>The feds with their guns drawn, dont instantly shoot the girl with the gun>The girl shoots, again the feds dont shoot back>the feds look where the girl shot, which was at a pipe>as the girl runs away, they STILL dont shoot her>a single bullet was enough to take down a massive space elevator-thing Lol
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>>722420859In Australia it was the main feature show for almost a month.
>>722414012Halo is not niggers. Halo is shrimps in wacky situations.
>>722414420>I didn't get far enough into itIt's in episode 1 but good to know you have strong opinions on a show you've never watched and know nothing about. Gj
>>722421135Sgt Johnson though
>>722421206While Sergeants are part of the Halo universe, they are not, in fact, Halo.
>>722420594What the fuck? That's just Disney's Star Wars.
>>722417779I never played any of the halo games outside of about 20 minutes of multiplayer halo 3. I know absolutely nothing about it.I thought the show was ok. The stupidest part was the ugly chinese girl that seemed to have nothing to do with the actual story.
>>722413910>still watching this slop instead letting it die>even wanting a season 3 for this crap so Kiki Wolfbitch can shit it up further with her feminismWhy are Halo fags so mentally retarded.>>722414012Kill yourself, it should have got canned with how long it was stuck in dev hell.
>>722420594Absolutely retarded
>>722414012It's a complete bastardization around Reach's story. A total tonal shift from all of Halo's motifs. Dogwater acting, pozzed plot points, The Expanse tier writing, and so much more. It's embarrassing.
>>722420594This is the worst thing I have ever seen and now I want to die.
>>722413910People who still use Netflix are literally NPCs woth zero taste so im not surprised its liked there. Also after KPOP demon hunters theres been literally nothing to watch on it.
>>722413910>becoming one of the streaming service's most popular showsjust like every show on every platform
>>722417437>that other Dredd adaptation where the actor flat out refused to take the helmet off on camera>threatened to quit if they tried to force him toShame you don't get too many actors who actually respect the source material anymore. Henry Cavill on the Witcher also counts but the writers drove him out pretty damn fast.
