>pass me the controller bro
here bro
so if you pulled your finger away when its stuck like that does it rip the spiders arms off?
>>722430860SNATCHA
Seeing these land crabs is making me hungry for sushi.
>thanks for the controller bro, lemme give it back to you
>>722430905It rips your arm off
>>722430730
>>722430730What controller, bro, it's a touchscreen game!
gu-...I thi-...la-..ing
>>722430730Why does this give me a boner?
>>722430905It would be painful
>>722431487Those are some sick combos!
>FTP game has cosmetics
>>722433151
>>722431487what games does he play?
>>722433598Spider-Man, because he wants to fuck Black Widow
>Pass me the controller.... human
the right stick is stick on this Mad Katz bullshit give me a real controller faggot
>>722433598Silksong
>>722433598Webbed
>>722433598>heIs a she, you arachnophobic
>>722430860He first has to hit you with his walking stick before he can attack, SAD!
>>722432556how many fps does this spider go
>looks like a harmless little critter>actually has a venom that will make your dick explode>looks like an eldritch abomination from the deepest bowels of hell>actually completely harmless to humanswhy is nature like this?
>>722434017>spider plays silksongBet he's into endless bug ryona
>>722434551sooooo, the lesson here is : KILL all spider on sight.Gotcha. I still need my dick thanks.
>pass the snacks bro
>>722434551>>looks like a harmless little critter>>actually has a venom that will make your dick explodeSimply dont wander in the brazillian jungle with no protection bro
Spiders would be awesome gamers, just sayin.Unlike crickets.
>>722435291what's its fucking problem
>>722431079kek
>>722435454Fucking redbloods
>>722433151>female voice enters the chat
>>722435454it bites the hand that feeds
>>722435291gross
>>722433598He's playing medabots
>>722435291I don't like to believe that bugs were bigger
>>722430860>me poking astel
>>722433813sure thing>unzips dickhere ya go
>>722436669boobees
>>722436292>demaciaaa!
>>722436721that's an ant dipshit
I wish spiders were bigger and more emotionaly developed, so they could understand and appreciate when I pet them
>>722436125What a cool creature.
>>722433895are snakes not immune to their own venom?
>>722436914
>>722436125S C O R N
>>722436210Yo, gnome spider
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
>>722433813>n64 controllerIt was made for you, freak
>>722437143What is the evolutionary advantage of this
>>722437361big meaty claws
>>722437361Don't worry about it.
>>722430730>>722430860>>722431487>>722432376>>722433151
>>722434310sad? how about you fuck off with your stupid little satanic worldview, this creature is unique and interesting just like all of gods other creations maybe burning in hell is more your speed, you disgusting little cunt
>>722437037>"Excuse me, do you have a minute to talk about our big titty goddess Ungoliant?"
>>722433895DSP of snakes
>>722433813
>Nah you can keep playing bro, we just came in to see what's up.
>>722437361mimicry maybemakes it look like a much bigger scarier thing than it actually isor maybe sexual selection
>>722437037>standing 1mm from NPC face
>>722437143
>>722436776antits
>>722437852
>>722433895Did this snake just commit sewer slide?
>>722433598custom robo
>>722435291I would burn it and all of it's family
>>722433895>doesn't know how to kick a ball>feigns deadly injury at the slightest touchthis snake has a future as a football player
>>722436125I've beaten this boss in the videogame Super Mario Galaxy
It sucks living in America because all of the pollution in the last 150 years of industrialization killed all the interesting insects. What's it like living in a place with actual biodiversity?
>>722437467HA stupid snek
>>722438408>>722438473I fucking hate spiders, but I think I've finally accepted I find jumping spiders cute
>>722438580Good, now give them pets.
>>722438473>hey gurl, look a this>moves in 8 fps
>one sec, gotta plug my mic in
>>722438718
>>722435291What kinda bug is this?
>>722437361girls like it
>>722438774>Moshi moshi, riot shield nigger-san
>>722437467>australia.webm
>>722438806Filename.These are african crickets.
>>722438473>facepalms after getting rejectedAwww
>>722433895My dick when I don't hold it to pee.
>>722437361rule of nature: if something looks dumb and impractical, it's probably to attract mates.
>>722436669>Search image on Google>Find a fucking degenerate booruGod fucking damnit
>>722438963Hell yeah, new lantern for the house.
>>722438927what a ridiculous artificial design>just cover the whole thing in spikes you so take contact damage by doing anything but attacking it in it's obvious stupid looking weak point facecome on devs think a little harder
>>722432790Hes a big guy
>>722438927Aim for the nerve stem, and put it down for good.
>>722439061sexual harassment
>>722436653tfw you will never be a deep see crustacean
>>722436914Bug and bird fights always look so cool. When you slow them down, they end up looking like something out of an anime.
>>722439223
>>722433895GEDDAN
>>722437524Wimp
>>722438860Chicks love Xbox
>>722439053I mean, it's a pixiv filename :^)
>>722439259
>>722439139
>>722437763chat is this real
>>722439328
>>722433151>spider's abdomens are formed in the egg as a separate set of legs>the patter on his back looks like curled up spider legshuh.
>>722438963>RGB netwhat a gamer
>>722439385
>>722436954Very few animals are even particular resistant to their own venom, much less immune to it. Animals that employ natural chemical weapons tend to only be really immune where they store it and where they deploy it from. Acid spitting ants, for example, are perfectly fine keeping where it's meant to be in their body, but they'll absolutely die if they someone manage to spray themselves (say, firing in a closed container.)
>>722438473if you feel bad being an incel don't. it's the norm for the vast majority of all living beings.
>>722435291I hate nature
>>722439061they are more afraid of you, then you are afraid of us
>>722439328>>722439385>>722439447>tfw no action game where you play as a mantis fighting big things.
>>722433895GET THIS SHIT OFF ME! AHHHH AHHHHHH
>>722439595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMtDo7BJmQU
>>722436125this fucker is about to sell you a map of some caves.
>>722431487>not a single limb on the d-pad
>>722439259Can mantis even pierce human skin? Horseflies and bees can sting, but I've been thinking of their grabbers as totally ineffectual for anything bigger.
>>722438356That one area that lags every time you pass it
>>722438927Ugandan Knuckles face
>>722430860Imagine if you got it to grab your penis. Wouldn't that be hilarious? Imagine, haha.
>>722439560thanks grok
>>722439950>that one mantis webmYes they can and do even worseiykyk
>>722439259i wish we had red cardinals or blue jays around here.top tier aesthetic birds
Preying Mantises are fucking metalhttps://youtu.be/rwPaUma6R_k?si=c6G_cystL-yn4RYcHere. It's a 4 minute video of one eating a fly and it makes me more uncomfortable than most cartel shit for some reason.
>>722430860snibeti snab :DDDD
>>722436125The evil little weevil!
>>722439139What the actual fuck is this? Im gonna regret it but...sauce
>>722441013One of the few good episodes of Love Death & Robots, season 1.She's best girl.
>>722439385RULES OF NATURE
>>722433598Tales of Symphonia
>>722433895poor snek accidentally ate some fentanyl on the side of the road
>>722440262Dude, the fucking face, whyyyy
just looking at spider videos and pics makes my skin itch and give me a sudden urge to jump to one side and look around
>>722441527They just wanna play vidya games.
>>722432556I want giant spiders in video games to move like this, so fast they appear to teleport short distances
Just wanna be radical.
>>722441769
>>722440203Elaborate
>>722441842fixd
>>722442029probably talking about the japanese fetish porn where a woman has a mantis eating her nipple
>>722438516I saw a milkweed bug for the first time a few weeks back, it looked so cool.
>>722441648It's a WIP but Huntsman might scratch that itch for you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T0WaZ_Tm6k
>>722442197God damn what a cool dude.
>>722438473Can it be hugz time plz? Poor guy.
>>722442203Isn't that cannibalism
>>722432376Jumping spiders are adorable.
>>722442203
>>722442293>walking through some cobweb-covered tunnels, dodging dessicated husks of previous victims>suddenly you hear the squeaking of several oversized shoes behind you, slowly getting louder
>>722438516Burgerstan is actually a hotbed of diversity by 1st/2nd world standards because so much of it is rural. Europe has been burned to the ground 10x over, and some of the earliest environmental laws were from places like 18th century Britain where coal was preferred over charcoal because the latter stripped the entire island of all its forests.
>>722442551I hope you appreciate how hard it is to tie eight over-sized shoes with stubby arms.
I've got a terrible silverfish infestation I simply can not get rid of. Sometimes they almost disappear for weeks. Then they're back in full force.I found a spiderbro today and he will surely keep me safe.
>>722442715>I am sure to win because my dual-wielding is superior
>>722435291what the fuck is this
>>722442823>dual-wieldingIt can work
>>722442906
>>722442956
>>722442776What's a spider going to do about fish, retard?
>>722443135Weave a net, dipshit.
>>722443135Oh sweet ignoramous
>>722442715what happens when his flipper breaks?
>>722436125Wevils are nuts. These little doofuses are basically the Minotaur of SMT4 for entire civilizations. The second you adopt an agrarian culture, these little assholes roll in and do their best to annihilate it. If you fail to defeat the humble Wevil you're just not ready for the next step in, so enjoy the mass famine, hundreds of thousands or sometimes millions dead, better luck next time.
>>722442715Heracross > Pinsir
>>722443135Eat them, I guess.
>>722439063kek>>722440003jej
>>722438927Spurdo fucked a bug?
>>722439385This is what fighting Siege Engine feels like
>>722437763i think as a kid i once pulled two bugs apart that were doing that and the "penis" ripped off and was stuck in the other bugwhy did i do that :(
>>722438927spiggeti spige :DDD
>>722436954I tried to search this question, but the first several pages are all just ai-written ad bait websites. Answers range from>no, venom is only safe for them when stored in special venom glands, but the snakes will be harmed just like their prey if it enters the bloodstreamto>yes, the possibility of self-bites or bites from the same species have given most snakes immunity to their own venomFrankly I don't believe any of these articles as researched or scientifically sourced, just made-up bullshit, so go with your Gut Feeling, the only basis of truth in this world.
>>722430860Would this even hurt?
>>722437602based and real and i kneel
>>722430860why is his other feeler so much shorter?
>>722444059Well, console yourself with the thought that the bug most likely wouldn't have made it through the winter anyway, and at least he got to nut and pass on his genesiirc there's even some insect species that leave their dicks inside the female by design to make sure that she can't mate again
>>722437524>hans>get the dresses
>>722444631probably lost it and it's been regrowing
>>722444743
>>722437986>meanwhile co-op with randos:
>>722444834>Aw, this little thing? Why, it's home-spun. ;)
>>722438408That's his penis
>>722444059you did the right thing. rape is not okay.
>Randomly generated loot
>>722437037>Excuse me, your package is here. You want me to just wrap in up in silk on the ceiling?
I've finally gotten real good at killing wolf spiders in Grounded. But man are they loud and scary when they aggro you in the dark.
>>722430860While they don't behave like that, those things are real and are related to scorpions iirc
>>722445023Does this prove bugs feel pain?
>>722445427Don't even try to argue with nopainfags. Less than 100 years ago they convinced themselves that human babies cannot feel pain.
>>722444059>balls deep pumping your girlfriend>suddenly blinding light outside every window>alien teleports into your bedroom in a flash of light>sprints over and rips your dick off
>>722436125he's kinda cute
>>722432376https://youtu.be/Isvqg90LhqM
>>722444059Doesn't that happen in The Fly?
>>722439741Cornifer is a weevil?
>>722445104>>722445563
>>722435291what da FUUUUU??why is that retard letting that monstrosity just bite him over and over again?man some """people""" are true masochists
>>722437524Seething mosquito.
>>722445698Kek
>>722438927Pokemon-ass looking motherfuckers
>>722445750>Bloodborne bosses after the woods
>>722445870Just get him to crawl onto your hand and move him. I've never been bit by a spider I've let crawl on me.
>>722430860the collector boss
>>722436459crustaceans are basically giant bugs
>>722445870In an Aussie dunny, you shit yourself twice.
>>722445941Eight legged abomination typed this post
>>722445698the female bug aint consenting, retard, if all that flailing around didn't make it clear for you.
>>722438354*soccer
>>722445968What's up with the fem-boner she gets at 0:03?
>>722445427Even many plants feel some kind of equivalent sensation to pain. Being able to recognize damage to your body and react accordingly is too important to leave out. Like the other guy said for too long people have been trying to convince themselves that anything not human is some kind of biological automaton with no perception or consciousness when that's clearly not true.
>>722446065So that's why italians are so hairy
It's been some time.
>>722445461what the FUCK?! did that stone snake just use a spider as BAIT to catch bird??or is the "spider" part of its tail? goddamn, nature is scaaaaaryyyy
>>722446175Probably her ovipositor. Mosquitos need their blood meal to get the nutrients necessary for egg formation.
>>722446114Actually the beetle in >>722442906 being fucked is a female that climbed to the top of a tree during mating season. It emits pheromones to attract males, who come to climb the tree to fuck her. They'll battle eachother on branches, flinging eachother off.If one reaches the female, she'll judge him, and if she doesn't like him she'll fling him off so he has to start again or just fuck off. If she does like him, they'll do it like in the webm, where the male then flings her off and she'll lay her eggs at the base of the tree.So yes bugs do have some form of consensual sex.
>>722446231
>>722445870>your butt napkins my lord
>>722439259young cardinals are so fun to watch. They leave the nest so young that they have to learn a ton of stuff on their own. You can even sneak up on them and spook them. But they're so smart when they get older.
>>722446231Its tail adapted to look like a spider to lure birds closer.
>>722437986>ten thousand trillioni wish numbers larger than 10x10^9 were real...
>>722438718How intelligent are these? Can they feel pleasure from that? Do they remember people?
>>722446162soccer?i barely know her
>>722446417dumbass bird
>>722446332the fact that snakes KNOW birds are looking for bugs in itself is terrifying enough, let alone the insane camouflage + spider tail.
>>722446417This bird is an absolute MORON and literally deserved it lol
>>722446518It's debatable if it actually likes being pet like that, or if it's just used to human contact so it's chill about it and lets it happen.Some spiders, specifically wolf spiders like webm related or jumping spiders, can absolutely bond with humans, especially since they can actually process our size and features without just seeing us as shapes and smells like most other animals.
>>722446528
>>722435454Woman is intentionally aggroing it, pay attention to how she's grabbing his leg and not letting go.
>>722446430One day a snake in the wild will adapt its tail to look like a loli.....
>>722436292https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAaI8yXk-Yo
>>722446682
>>722443431
>>722441648Play EDF. On sufficiently big maps, them spiders will look like they teleport around when viewed from a distance
>>722437763this is some dark shit, all its missing is a one armed dung beetle with a bleeding eye watching as a horned scarab pins him down and forces him to witness
>>722442610Imagine the footjobs
>>722446880
>>722437986These ants are smarter than 80% of the /v userbase
>>722447028Oh no the CGI spider of doom!
>>722447038
I stopped killing spiders recently and they apparently all told each other somehow. I used to run into ones bull-charging me trying to bite my ass and shit, and now they don’t even hide when I’m approaching doors. I had this cute little 4mm jumping spider live on my car for a few days, I used to tap the car next to him and talk to him a bit, told him to watch for the wind. One day I come out to my car and he has a gnat (I fucking hate and kill the shit out of gnats still) hanging out of his mouth just chewing slowly on it, all you could see was its wings. Cute little fucker, when you know they have eyes on the back of their head it makes their little turning away and pretending not to face you a very obvious and human personality trait. Almost all will test you by seeing if you rush them when their back is turned. Be nice to my boys
>>722446880We have these where I live (unless it's just something that looks similar) and you almost always find them dead instead of alive for some reason.
>>722439447https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOpzP33_USs
>>722446682Impressive creatures
>>722435291I don't mind nibbles but I draw the line at expelling gross fluids.BE GONE
>>722444839
>>722447280
>>722445698kek
>>722447369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkBk5EVV6No
>>722438356WHYWHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE A HUMAN FACEEVOLUTION ISNT FUCKING REAL
>>722447554
>>722446780>ahhpathetic zoomers
>>722447791Yes yes the text is cringe, but it is a good showcase of how smart jumping spiders are. Most animals just see us as giant hands and heads with vague shapes in the middle, not really understanding how big we really are, but that spider looked at and processed an entire human body.
>>722446880straight out of nausicaa that thing is huge
>>722438356I want to make a game with that "face" front and center just to freak people out when they come across this thing. It'd be like noticing a spider that has the mask from Majora on its back.
>>722446749it only really worked back when eyes were just as shit so camo had the room to slowly get more ridiculous along with them
>>722432556why do incest/bug/things move so rapidly/sporatically?
>>722430860I think if all spiders had feet like this some people would be less terrified of them
>>722433813Here you go, bro.
>>722446084Coconut crabs are so fucking gas manI dunno what can counter them at that stage of their life
>>722447369Why she gotta have her crotch all up on him like that tho
>>722448026Logic operates on a lower tickrate to save resources
>>722430730spiders cute
>>722448173Invasive crazy antsThey climb all over it's body and spray acid into their eyesNo reason either, they just do it
>>722445870Based roll inspector making sure tp is aligned correctly.
>>722448026They don't have musculature like we do, they use fluid compression to flex their limbs. Basically their legs are hydraulic springs.
>>722448309
>>722447646Wait till you find out God puts the face you’ll make if you eat it on the ass of all bugs>poisonous shit is frowns or surprised or skulls>nonlethal bugs have smilers on them like butterflies etcGod is real bro
>>722431487It all makes senses now nintendo is full of arachnoids.
>hmm my controller is starting to drift..
>>722447280>not "Here'ssssssssssssssssss your controller, bro"One job
>>722430905it would be extremely painful
>>722446880do they like inflation?
>>722448504Christ is King. I keep getting amazed at all his wonderful and scary creations.
>>722448660you're a bug guy
>>722445968The only woman who will ever succ me...
>>722436954It's the difference between your poo being in your bowels and your poo being in your bloodstream.Venomous animals would develop some immunity if their venom is frequently used against their same species
>>722449083>food analogy
>>722446682>does all of this>some tiny negro kid runs over and smashes it to death with a grain of salt on a stickwhat the fuck
>>722448565Cute little fuckers
>>722436210swole gorilla spider?>>722436653holy fucking cute
>>722437467is that a snake losing to a spider?
>>722449223>poo>foodDo you eat shit or something?
>>722447154I wish the ants by my house would go after the wasp nests instead of trying to get at my cat food
Are Primate's secret evolutionary power to be frens with other animals? I've seen so many instances of humans, gorillas, orangutans etc. all being friendly with animals big and small. Of course, there are also times with primates being cruel and animals freaking the fuck out, but it is interesting that it is possible to do it in the first place.Chimps however are just assholes.
>>722446417
>>722450162
>>722450272
>>722445427anon do you really want to feel remorse for every mommy mosquito desperately trying to zoom on your ears because she's fucking desperate to survive and give birth with just a sip of your blood but she knows she's one brush away from obliteration and the end of her bloodline forever, all the while you think "fucking bug faggot" and continue to fap to grotesquelly humanized disrespectful off-model bug women porn?
>>722450342
>>722430860I hate this guy, so many of his critters have their feelers missing and he handles them so roughly
>>722444834take it off slut
WE HAVE COME TO EAT ZE BUGS
>>722444839>when you help in mouse.io
>>722450349Well if she wanted to live so badly then maybe she should have evolved to be my wife instead of a shitty little nuisance.
>>722450568Try it, fuckos.
>>722430730>Tranimal thread
>>722444839>my teas gone cold. I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
>>722450823Only took like 300+ posts for you to get here.
>>722450823slogan brained npc detected
>>722446065Holy shit so thats why meds are so hairy
>>722446114>tfw getting gamer "raped"
Look at this thing.
>>722447709>are ya winning sssssssssssssssssson?
>>722451016>No dad I'm too big
>>722451010Is the platypus guy on /an/ still going?
>>722442715mogged
>>722451142I dunno, I get all my animal-related content from /v/, which is about 3500 files.
>>722448565This is why they get sticky by the way
i wish you could scale bugs up to human size. would be fun to challenge some of them to a fight.
Why has every 3rd thread on /v/ been softcore pornography for the past 2 days?
>>722451220Considering bugs and most of their size to strength ratio, it'd be a hell of a fight.
>>722438473>okay rape you tomorrow
>>722451142>>>/an/5054507Yes
>>722437143what's the name of that lil boy?
>>722451248>Suddenly
>>722451368there's also been hardcore pornography spam
>>722435291these threads always fuck me up because i have a fetish for bugs and their weird feelers and shooting fluids and stuffall the replies to this post are calling it gross, meanwhile i wish it was maybe 4 times bigger and latched onto me from behind with a weird ovipostor shlongyes i was born female and not a tranny
>>722451010A platypus?
>>722451564You know the rules.
>>722450798
>>722446991
>>722436210What are his movesets?
>>722451564L O N D O NONDON
>>722451564You wouldn't happen to be the same person that commissioned a fanfic of herself fucking a tarrasque from Warhammer, would you?Otherwise, there's two of you freaks running around.
>>722433895this snake was just ran over and in death throes
>>722439562that didn't make me feel any betterin fact it made me feel even worse
>>722451220yeah haha that's what I'd do with a human sized bug too
>>722437524Imagine being such a pussy that a fucking jumping spider of all things scares you.Jumping spiders are the bros.
>>722430730Holy based, a tarantula threadI own 30 tarantulas amaI love them so much
>>722451564You would be elected to high office in Japan
>>722452051Thirty seems like too many, dude. Fuckin' four seems like too many.
>>722441648I've always wanted a giant jumping spider pet in a video game that moves that like. Just fucking teleporting all over the place as it follows you around, accidently jumpscaring you whenever it wants affection.
>>722448026>why do incest>incest
>>722435291Weta's are cool. Scariest looking bug in New Zealand and utterly harmless.
>>722448375That's spiders, but do insects too?
>>722446682I did this with a wolf spider once, was the most chill I've ever seen a wolf spider, usually they're really pissy.
>>722451280Wouldn't these niggas be winded after a few moves if they were scaled up to our size?
>>722449910Indian food analogy*
>>722451564>ovipositorYou twisted fuck.
>>722452154No such thing. They're cute and I can still keep them all in my room near me so I can always watch them. There is no shortage of fun
Ofc this is allowed but gun thread keep getting deleted even if it's actually about vidya guns. Good job jannies.
>>722437763If you think this is bad, at least the male beetle is using her vagina or whatever the bug equivalent is called. There is a species of wasp where the male will penetrate the female's abdomen like a chestbuster or something.
>>722452954jannies love random bullshit, aka "gaming" related women but actually it's a combination of cuck/agp/erp/discord posting
>>722436210Didn't know necromorphs were real
>>722447069https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzYnlHZeSjw&t=157s
>>722452121Put me in the screencap
>>722430860What type of spider is this?
>>722436125I did not know Weevil heads could rotate like that.
>>722453287The CGI one.
>>722430860somehow cuter than a real spider
>>722450206dang, no (you)'s for a fresh edit
>>722436125weevil deez nuts
>>722446580They probably don't really know and just instinctively shake their tail
>>722453287It's supposed to be a tailless whip scorpion of some sort.
>>722430730You're smalltime
>>722453287Tailless whip scorpion or amblypygi, from what I could see
>>722436669Sadly this one's a shoop
>>722443431>To ensure the success of one group they must eradicate anotherSo goes humanity. Truly we must wonder what is the lesser of two weevils
>>722438927They have such cute little faces.
>>722437037Motherfucker you have eight eyes, use them. It clearly says 'no soliciting' right there.
>>722430730Ok…
>>722453757oh no shit, you're telling me that hornet didn't actually have fat titties?
>>722453836Shame that humans have all that intelligence but still exhibit insect behavior
>>722445175The forbidden biscuit.
>>722450206My sides.
>>722436653ohhhh the haaaand
>>722447646>looks like a human faceWhere the hell do you live? Sesame Street?
>>722438516this isn't even close to true quit being a city slicker
>>722451601
>>722455102Perry the platypus?!
>>722449078>yeah, I'd fuck me
>>722432376Did he catch on?
>>722450342>moves it out of the way every time the turtle goes in for a biteHe's having a fucking giggle
>>722448173Famous samurai from ancient Japan
>>722437361when birds bite them, it detachesspiders barely have vision, it isn't for mating
>>722456185Just like how the knight is the arch enemy of the snail
>>722453924>those stroking mandiblesuh oh
>>722456435lewd...
i wish athropods were smarter than they were, at least rabbit or squirrel intelligence
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