>Hey, Soldier... fancy a baff?How do you respond?
>>722497164
>Sorry I'm not gay
>>722497293fuck off femcel
>>722497293This anon is in fact gay
>>722497164That's not what Karlach's body looks like. She has a very realistic athletic frame and has small tits. She's kind of mannish and the texture of her skin is all fucked up and gross where the demons mutilated her.Anyway, what I'm trying to say is coomers are fucking retarded.
>>722497164oiright less giv that minge a scrub
>>722497164I'd talk to her about never winter nights for like 1700 hours.
>>722497164Kek, her tits look NOTHING like that, she has the worst boobs in the entire game, a fucking goblin is far better stacked
>>722497164She's too reddit
>>722497164Yes, ma'am. I am yours to command ma'am.
>>722497164No thanks, man. Don't need you fuckin' up my life too.
>>722497164Why would I want to bathe in your cum
>>722497164I've had baths with girls I've just met, so I don't see why not
>>722497517She'd probably be a meathead CoD player
>>722497164Shit character. Worst female character by a mile. Second worst character of the "main" party.
>>722497870She looks like she'd be a brony
>>722497883low T take
>>722497164I respond by beheading the demon with my great sword and I add their corpse to my tiefling corpse pile.
only if I can lick your soles clean first m'lady
>>722497164i love my reddit wife
>>722497164oh ok. is it me or its kinda hot in here...
>>722497971Same. I annihilate the grove every time and later when I find her she somehow magically knows of this and is angry at me. Bitch how do you know what went down? You weren't there, and there were no survivors. So, behead her and give said head to those goofballs in that hut nearby.
>>722497164Give red big woman give me hug big woman red me hug red big woman give me hug red woman big give me you
>>722497917What? I mean you're not wrong but what?
>>722498036*explodes*
>>722498140she's reddit.character so the overlap with brony is close to 100%
Only bitter incels are mad at games like Silent Hill f and Ghost of Yotei. There is nothing wrong with games catering to women. Stop hating women. Strong and powerful women are beautiful. All you seething incels in this thread are hillarious, you fail to see your own incompetence and hypocrisy.I hope to see more strong and powerful women in games.
>>722497164Alright, cut to the chase and just give it to me straight, how big is her cock?
>>722498287nigga stfu and post big red mommy
>>722497917Dashie 1000%
>>722498552is that the russian guy that got doxed on /v/?
>>722498087There's alot of BS if you purge all the tieflings you can. Even if you sneak kill the the bard demon on top of the hill the gnome merchant in the grove teleports to the location to revenge their death. Oh btw if you let harpies on the beach kill the kid you get your 2nd tiefling child corpse.
>>722498656Was he doxxed? Never saw the name posted
>>722497164Yes, hello. Human Male Fighter here. I only have sex with non-human women.
>>722497164your face looks like a man's
>>722498287Dalit opinions don't matter.
>>722498341Her cock is only a little bigger than average but her nuts are huge and over productiveThat bath doesn't have a drop of soap in it
>>722498731He went by a few online, anons found a bunch of them out. Your misspelling shows you know about it which is cool. Guess the guy's chicanery got around.
>>722497883I actually recently did a playthrough with her. She is okay. She actually has positive reactions to more things than expected. I thought she'd get mad if you do anything bad, but it is really only hurting innocents she cares about. She'd happily watch you torture a True Soul to death.I do like both Lae'zel and Shadowheart more than her, but she is more likable than Wyll and Gale.
>>722497164>wait, you're not Lae'Zel. Get out of here, you whore.
bae'zel
>most kino ending possiblehow can shartcucks and lae'cels even recover?
>>722499206green frog and red horns are stuck in boring slop games, it's a shame
Divinity original sin 2 > BG3I refuse to elaborate
>>722499479the lizard hips don't lie
>>722499454>smokerWow, she's even more garbage than I'd previously thought.
>>722499454keke i also got this ending but it was basically by mistake, i didn't expect the game will end right there. Haven't played it since any of the patches though, i heard they're longer now
>>722499602if you were told you had an incurable disease and were probably going to die in a couple years you'd probably pick up a few bad habits too
>>722499714>you'd probably pick up a few bad habits toobrowsing /v/ is one of them
>>722499206>frog standing next to reddit
>>722497164Her chest and boobs don't look like that. Theyre disgusting B cups tops and they're covered in burn scar tissue and metal bolts.
>>722500183>what is fanarteven her canon proportions are hot desu
I cum and have a heart attack out of spite
>>722497350Nigga U gay
>>722497164already naked, but don't you dare to do something fancy with your tail while iam next to you>>722498287anon its time for you to take YOUR MEDICATION>>722500450uuufffffff
Sven is a fag for not giving me this in the epilogue. Fuck you, Sven. Also fuck Hasbro. Also was there ever given a reason why aasimars(e) aren't in the game as a playable race? Kinda weird having discount demons without discount angels. >inb4 not in the handbookSo are the transvestites and fags verbatim, but they are in the game
>>722501698>only romance that wants to settle down and pump as many little red babies out as possibleit's not fair bros why cant she be real
>>722497164Most unfunny and annoying character in the game and thats saying something. "Reddit charactrer" gets thrown around too much these days but she is the actual personification of reddit.
>>722497164My Tav isnt a degenerate miscenegator.
>>722501698>Kinda weird having discount demons without discount angels.That's because D&D was, is and will always be satanic
>>722499479I enjoy playing as a lone wolf summoner.
So I just started playing and I'm getting my ass kicked trying to save Halsin or Helsin, is it a high level quest or do I need to git gud?
>>722502580this is the designated "use all your aoe scrolls here" segment
>>722502674>>722502580wait a secif it's in act 1 then you just need to fuck around the mapusual orderbeach>grove>grove beach>swamp tree>abandoned village>gnolls>fake paladins>cave gnolls>ethel>big spider>gits on the bridge>smuggler den>goblintown head on>underdarkies, first getting the quest from THE KOMBUCHA MUSH ROOM PEOPLE SITTING AROUND ALL DAY>other stuff in the underdark>forge, fully>backtrack to monastery to do a favour to Lathander and remove space goblin squatters and get THE BEST WEAPON IN THE GAME (because it's gimmicks are actuallly useful in act2)>act2
Karlach is shit.
>>722503292
I just kill anyone that's red I've read childhoods end I'm not taking a chance
>>722497293>>722497883>>722498552>>722503292t. Downlow homosexuals
>>722503362
>oh cool and demon-like party member? sweet, let's have a look>reddit lingo, fuck fuck fuck fuck swear swear bing bing>horns look shit>side of head is shaved...because it just is okay>weird islander butch face>tattoos everywhereI can get behind the scars, the little holes or whatever, along with the glowing areas. But the aforementioned = in the bin personally. Nothing against those who like her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8vaKdmNnrI she at least seems to improve late in the game but I won't find out in any of my playthroughs (unless I co-op again and someone picks her, but so far, never been the case).
>>722499454I never have Karlach in my party, I keep it to Astarion, Lae'zel and Shadowheart, but was Karlach and cigars mentioned as being a thing or was this solely done as a meme? I think I would have liked Karlach much more if she was presented as a much more serious and rough around the edges sort of individual. She's too bubbly and silly.
>>722503762>that videoHold up is she actually a futa/body type A or whatever it's called in BG3 in-game or what? No pussy or pubic mound is anywhere near this big.>>722503774Agreed but those who like her generally say they like that of her. Not only in a vacuum (a nicer/friendlier character), but also how it's a contrast to her past.
>>722503774her sense of humour is a coping mechanism from being stuck in hell for 10 years. she's actually a pretty nuanced character if you took the time to get her relationship up
>>722503983She broke her weiner?
>>722497164I massively prefer Lae'zel to be the party Martial and I find her character arc to be a lot more fun than Karlachs so I never really have reason to even recruit her. I typically don't kill her, I just don't invite her to join, same as Wyll. Gale's hand I do typically chomp off just because I find it funny and I don't want to have to feed him.
>>722503983>Hold up is she actually a futa/body type A or whatever it's called in BG3 in-game or what? No pussy or pubic mound is anywhere near this big.the video clearly has mods, based retard
>>722504113No need to call the video maker a retard because they use mods to give the character you like a dick, anon. Kinda rude.
>>722497164>ugly manfaced lump of muscle with bacon skin and speaks like a redditorNone of the women in BG3 are remotely attractive yet you still chose the worst one
>>722504161karlach would definitely use the word retard if the game wasn't woke
>>722503774It's never mentioned, it just happens in that ending. >She's too bubbly and silly.It's her way of coping with the shit she went through and the situation she's in. When you off Gortash with her present it becomes clear she's just putting on a brave face.
>>722504003The thing is that humor as a coping mechanism, particularly in regards to PTSD, is typically extremely dark and directed at serious things in order to detach oneself from the gravity of the condition. Karlach's humor is typically over lighthearted subjects and then she gets all serious when it is something she wants to take seriously, which kinda defeats the purpose.Humor as a deflection mechanism is actually something Astarion does best in the group, because he's conditioned himself to never take anything seriously and to find tormenting others amusing.
>>722497164I mean, touching her pretty much means burning alive, so the best action is doing a 360 and walking away.
>>722504381ever consider that it's possible for humour to be used in both ways for coping with trauma? that's a pretty big reoccurring theme among each companions is that they deal with their past traumas differently.
>>722503249Alright, thanks, I was starting to feel lost since I couldnt advance on anything I did.
>>722504529No because the way Karlach is using it is written poorly. Which is obvious to most people. That's why redditors who like her have to constantly remind people it's a coping mechanism to explain away her bad writing. You never have to do that with Astarion even though he's doing the exact same thing.
>>722497293this. no way im joining a cum bath with this bitch. that's so gay.
>>722502443She looks like she mates with human men.
>>722497164There was no need to heat the water. Her getting in took care of that.
Would suckle on her transclit like a newborn babe!
>>722504258Okay but would she say retard or just tard?
>>722504640forgot to add - you can clean out wither's gooncave after picking up any 2 party members at the startALSOyou DID cheese cambions, Zhalk and the mindflayer on the nautiloid?
Install the mood that adds back the beta version scars to her face.
>>722497164i's pruhnoonced báff ye suthern wank, fuck oaff
Karlach would look better without the side shave
>>722497164>That's a nice head you got there
Give me the fire resist potion! I can take it!
>check most endorsed Karlach mod that's related to graphics/her looks>makes her look more of a manWhat the fuck is wrong with the mass of BG3 players.
>>722505447Butch Lesbian coded.
>>722497164Karlach is so hot and always horny
>>722504381>Karlach who makes horribly insensitive offensive jokes about serious things but is still a nice moralfag at heartPainfully erect.
>>722504182>None of the women in BG3 are remotely attractiveNigga u gay, face it
>>722504258Would she drop the N-bomb though?
>>722497883>>722497293>t. brown pedoniggers
>>722505734Only if she were actually pissed off.
>>722505935>not using it casuallyYeah, she's reddit indeed.
Is there a mod that gives her a non ugly haircut
>>722505334>YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE>IT WAS SAID YOU'D DESTROY THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM
>>722504085>DQ3 Warrior Lae'zelHoly shit, muh diiiiick.
>>722505079If by cheese you mean getting lucky with dice rolls, sure.
>>722497164>How do you respond?Toaster into the bath tub.
'lach in a 'essNot enough of them in the base game. Also there should be an option to gift Karlach one like in NV.
FUTAON__MALE
>>722497164is there a mod that makes her muscles even bigger?
>>722507026go away fag
>>722506643What a time to be alive.
>>722497350And she probably has the tightest hottest vagina you've ever stuck your dick into, and that's what truly matters for any super straight man.
>>722506715no, I mean the one with chests and shooting cantrips at cambions while staying out of combat
>>722501698>without discount angels.Who do you think Aasimar are?
>>722507085i think only act 2 kinda sucked but other than that i had fun
>>722497164imagine if she was in a lava pool
>>722497164I hate how 90% of her porn is futa, its so boring
>>722497164I turned her into a squid
>>722497164for me it's laezael
>>722510485And that is good taste as well
Minthy is head bitch in my harem. Followed by Bae'zel, GILF >= Momma in training Carsnack, ShadowFart (no pants because she is free use).
>>722501985I just saw a good pic of her giving birth at least.
>>722497164Where are those bubbles coming from?
>>722510918
>>722510918>hyper curvaceous>no belly to even everything outzzzzzz
>>722497164Karlach is coded for WMBF enjoyers, if you know you know
>>722512815based
>>722514698Is this the white boy summer I kept hearing about?
>>722497164Yep.With Shadowhear,. that is. You, on the other hand, I'm turning into Squidward. Sorry, not sorry.
>>722497293Based
I don't get the appeal of some of the romanceslae'zel>warrior lady >"Zhak vo'n'ash duj. Source of my bruises">demands a duel to she if your worth her obsession>initially hates faerun but learns to love the sunrise and leaves with you i get it was my first choice when i beat the game shes like the amazon fantasy minus the human part i guess? the scar thing is weirdly romanticminthara>drow so a psycho>will add a small amount of poison to build immunity for you. cute>kissing her has a chance of debuffromancing her now in my honour mode run idk what it is but shes cutekarlach>reminds me too much of some northen english girls i knew>buffjust dont get itshadoheart>dorky name>feels like im dealing with a bratty teenager =/whats the appeal for you shadow/karlach anons?
>>722517134>>whats the appeal for you shadowShe's cute. Even if Lae'zel might end up being a better character, I just can't get over the green frogginess>karlachA shitToo much wholesome reddit chungus
>>722512815>>722514698
>>722517134>>demands a duel to she if your worth her obsessionAnd the best part? Even if you lose it i lost it on purpose despite having an upper hand you get an even sweeter scene, cementing her as an indisputable best girl.
Do I need to play BG1 and 2 before BG3? I got 1/2 on a deep ass discount years ago but never played them
>>722515020Making babies with Jenevelle is the actual main mission.
>>7225175803 is set after wizards fucked the plot of the first two up out of spite, so they're not really necessary.You still ought to play 1 and 2, since they're great games.
>>722499206the baest
literally me
>>722518212manly tears?
>>722517935Okay I will start with those. These are the versions I have, are they fine? I know some people get autistic about "Enhanced Editions" for some raisin
>>722517134>whats the appeal for you karlach anons?QRD>big, buff, nice behind + tail and gorgeous eyes and smile>handles good bantz>really just wants to live her life with pretty much no expectations or care for hardships>wants to have kidsI don't mind her poorfag manners and attitude. She's pretty much still a teenager in adult body, because her youth had been snatched away from her by throwing her into the Abyss
>>722517134I find shart insufferable but Karlach is essentially just a giant teddy bear, she's nice.Let me tell you though, if the game let me I'd skewer's Jaheira's sagging beef curtains without a doubt.
>>722518382They're basically fine. The main issues are the OC characters being a massive step down from the originals, which you can avoid by just not recruiting them, and siege of dragonspear being so bad that it ended up torpedoing their chance to make bg3.
>>722518458Is this ingame? That's a wild amount of detail.
>>722497293/thread
This games doesnt have a single attractive girl.
>>722506873Frog mogs.
>>722504085Close one
>>722518730cope
>>722517134shadowheart is the most conventionally attractive and is the baseline, as in she's up for literally anything the player is.
>>722497164No sorry, my wife Minthara will cut off my dick if try to turn our relationship into a poly thing
>>722517134what I don't understand about the shadow romance is that she has no clue who she even is
>>722507183Futa on Male is a patrician's fetish, no wonder you do not get it.
Minthara :3
>>722497164Karlach is built like a man. You nigga are either gay or in the closet. Now Alfira is a feminine attractive tiefling.
>>722518671There's a reason the game has such high requirements for what it is.
>>722518801That looks like an old granny. Fuck off.
>>722519782gimps are the saddest folk in existence
>>722518671Larian handled eyes of characters exceptionally wellI'd argue it's one of the main things that makes NPCs feel actually alive with pretty much negligible, if any uncanny valley effect
>>722519817she is only a 150 years old
>>722519782People are so gay. Why is EVERYTHING so performative, no one wants to be happy. Just to think they're happy
>>722497164In which edition were boni/mali against race cancelled?
>>722519782Anon, Minthara genuinely wouldn't respect you if you acted like thisShe's not looking for a doggy, she can get that any time in the drow world, she's looking to be in an evil powercoupleRemember that she gets on her knees to blow you, not the other way around
>>722517134Red>generally a good person and not a zogbot murderer in service of dark gods>cute>fit >tall>free heating system>wants to hold hands and hug>wants to go on a date and doesn't behave like I've killed all of her family if she's not served edible gold>isn't a space goblin>isn't a dude>isn't a sh*R cultist
>>722506873HNNNNNG
>>722497164>certainly, i´ll join my wife Shadowheart in her tub over there.
>>722520135>Reze out of nowhereBased?
>>722520371You have located the anatomical point where love is being produced, concentrated and stored
Lae'zel applying her warpaint in the morning
>>722504709No, she's an elf.Elves are pure.
>>722497164A baff? Does she want me to punch her face or something?
>>722520682>playfully smearing it by sneaking up on her and distracting her with a surprise kiss
>>722497164No I already took a bath earlier today
>>722497164Karlach taking her tums before bed
>>722497164That's her own futa cum in the tub, isn't it?
Isn't it physically impossible to fuck Karlach unless you had a potion of fire resistance or until you calmed her infernal heart?
>>722497164not fat enough
>>722497164I would dive right into that tub.
>>722521552and melt
>>722501698Because Teiflings are only kind of discount demons, barely related beyond looks. Aasimer are literally angels or even demi-gods. Although it would be top zozzle playing a son of Selune, giving Shart a burst blood vessel from having to work with you and then upstaging the dumb bitch Aylin as best moon child.
>>722497164"no way fag"
>>722522787A SPED UP WACKY GIF COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO THE TEXT ABOVE LMAOOO
>>722510918What's Withers doing there?
>>722522141Wait watIs this some ass shit from the 5th edition? Aasimars are just the same as tieflings, but ovedosed with radiation from higher planes instead of some cambion high fiving some unfortunate's greatgreatgreatgreatsomeone
>>722497164Sorry im too busy getting pegged by my wife Minthara
>>722521993Worth it.
>>722524251what mod is that?
>>722524906Dios mio...
>>722498287>I hope to see more strong and powerful women in games.We've had over a decade of that shit.
>>722525317you poor bitch
>>722524906>Attractive actors for attractive charactersIs this the secret ingredient?
>>722525665Who are those
>>722524251Based hag appreciator.
>>722503774lae'zel probably already claimed the no nonsense role before her
I want to snuggle with Karly
>>722522864This guy ain't pissed for a week.
>>722525731Karclach, shadowheart and laezel
>>722523525Traditionally Aasimar are descended from celestials or other similar beings. They vary from direct relation to having a drop of celestial blood. Unless you want to play a lame more mundane Aasimar which is basically just a plane-touched human. So you can have ones that are basically just good aligned Tieflings with a drop of otherworldly blood but that's lame, you might as well just be a human at that point.In short, Tieflings although descended from demons have no draw to evil while Aasimer are drawn towards good (But not bound to it)
>>722525731Middle is shadowheartRight is LaezelI have no idea about left
>>722497164I didn't know you had buffs. You really shouldn't hold out on us like that, all our lives are on the line here.
>>722520414>>722520423More shadow wife
>>722526427
>>722497164>jump in the bathwater>immediately claw myself out because the scalding hot water is boiling my skinno thanks
Karlach is the most reddit-coded shit character in that game and that says a lot.
>>722497293is that not a chick in op's image?
>>722526774>X codedStop talking like a redditor
>>722497164I don't bath, woman (derogatory).
>>722497164Sure>adds holy water to the bath
>>722525665Yes.
>>722497164marrying karlach and shadowheart and then watching while karlach breeds shadowheart with her throbbing futa cock
>>722511151based
>>722497517What could you possibly talk about for that long Neverwinter was not that deep
>>722529261application was denied again, huh
I end up romancing Shadowheart every time
>>722529124need pregnant big and nice to me gf...
>>722529261>Deleted for rule #2 like the XIV waifu threads?FFXIV threads get deleted because an insane person is always in them to spam reports and make it unusable.
Did they make a 2024 ruleset mod yet?Is it worth a replay?What about the pf2 mod?
>>722519782the fuck is a prince albert piercing?
>>722530551It's a dick piercing. Think of a ring piercing that involves a needle going through the urethra and exiting on the underside of the glansI have one along with a Jacob's ladder. A PA is fun but also, I gotta pee when I sit for the rest of my life. Worth it imo.
>>722530903
>>722524938https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/2617?tab=description
>>722530903Fuck. I meant to say I have to sit to pee in order to prevent drippage.
>>722530903This is why I don't associate with VtM fans irl
>>722530973
Disgusting devil creature. Cut off the things head and be done with it. Don't even turn it into the quest giver, keep it. Ensure any devils who come across you know fear.
>>722517134>whats the appeal for you shadow/Edgy goth girl tsundere that you can fix. Its the same reason people like Viconia and Morgan
>>722530903>>722531065>>722531152What is the benefit though? I literally do not understand.
>>722526254>>722526191Left is shadowheart's IRL gf. It's not Karlach's VA.
>>722520414>>722520423>>722526494snowballing karlach's cum out of shadowcute's pussy...
>>722531519Since when do piercings need to be beneficial?
Mumble something about ash and meat under my breath and go murder some animals or something
I heard that they updated her endings post launch, so she either doesn't get stuck forever in hell or you go and get her out or something like that? I remember near 1.0 there was some issue where only the "neutral" ending was triggered even for those with maxed out rep, so they expanded stuff for the "best" ending and fixed the bug?Also I'll never understand how they don't continue to add expansions and overhaul shit for the later chapters, high city, new content etc. It seemed odd they just fucked off and every update after that was like adding subclasses or some shit.
>>722531865iirc correctly they did a post credits teaser for a dlc/update/sequel but backed out because of WotC's jewery
>>722497164Decapitation
>>722531865Wizards or Hasbro pissed off Larian and fired a bunch of people who worked on the game with them or something to that effect
>>722531865hasbro'd I'm afraid
>>722497350Oh NOW you kikes care about off model? You don't speak up when the gay ass """thicc""" slop gets posted
>>722531519It creates new types of stimulation on my dick. The type of sensation changes depending on the type of piercing, like a bar or ring. Plus, it adds to the sensation the missus experiences. Then there is the more personal aspects of bodily autonomy, confidence boosting effects, and novelty. All in all, I enjoy fucking. Plus, I was into sounding before so I didn't really have the fear of the needle.
>>722531742Being a murderhobo is usually boring, but Durge made it fun
>>722497164I suck her cock.
>>722534904based
>>722497164>How do you respond?Letting her fuck my wife
>>722525665Who's the goblin on the left?
>>722530503based retard
>>722530903We need futa piercing
Get Reddit off the board please. These threads serve no purpose outside of the /vg/ thread
>>722497164TOTAL DEMON DEATH
>>722531006now install the rape mod
>>722497164I don't, I'll just mod my game and fuck that one drow slut's pet displacer beast instead.
>>722537283there's a rape mod?
>>722497164Are succubus real lads?
>>722511151Source?
>>722537376You can't just post her unprompted like that.
>>722537442https://xcancel.com/BreedingDuties/status/1973849932592460159
>>722497350>>722532413>off-modelAutism Speaks
>>722497164impregnate
>>722537147I agree. We do.
>>722497350Post epilogue quest for a ring of three wishes. She and Tav/Durge used the first wish to give her bigger tits, and the second and third wish.
>>722537195the /vg/ thread is ass. it's literally filled with a handful of autistic trannies and one of them is a janny who bans people for no reason
>>722538163>it's literally filled with a handful of autistic trannies and one of them is a janny who bans people for no reasonthat's literally 100% of /vg/ threads lol it's what the board was made for
>>722538163all of you alleged bg enjoyers are autistic trannies
>>722497164GOOD EVENING I LOVE FAT EVIL WOMEN
>>722497164Sorry, I prefer women that actually look female.
>>722497164No
>>722538594MODS
>>722538594
>>722497164It's funny that Karlach is the only companion who canonically shaves her pussy
>>722497164Yeh, I could use a dip.
>>722539820hasbro decision
>>722538594Bae'sed
For me, it's laezel with the cute face mod and making her giant
>>722497164>p-please lay with the demons, goy!!Get lost satan
>>722497164>safe horny westernslop
>>722537195>These threads serve no purposeNo less than all the other threads
>>722541893that would be shadowheart, yung blood
>>722537195>>722537265>>722538251Kept you seething, huh?
>>722530503>Did they make a 2024 ruleset mod yet?There is a 2024 PHB conversion mod but it unfortunately also adds a lot of annoying homebrew.
>>722519782what if these people just got some regular pussy? would they get over this weird shit?
>>722529932Yeah, that's me. I'm him. You put in your janitor application?
>>722523630Cuck. The point of liking a dominant woman is the power struggle and satisfaction of dominating her.
And the most retarded incel post award goes to.... This guy >>722545582
>>722519928I'm still spooked out by Orin's swirly milky eyes
>>722497164Sorry , Minthara said "you belong to me" and I dont think shes willing to share
>>722546068nta, but u a cuck
>>722523630>peggingJust come out of the closet
everyone in bg3 just has a weird shaped body, like no clothes or armours look right on themreminds me of dragon age origins bodies, everyone just looks off but i dont know how to get across why they look so wonkymaybe its partially an uncanny effect given by the mocap
>>722517134Shadowheart is a smoking hot goth girl
>>722497293You don't want a big virgin demon gf?are you sure?
>>722546754I try to go for other women every playthough but always end up with shadowheart
>>722505447>just now realizing the target audience is onions boy liberals
>>722546843Positive. Decapitate all demons.
>tencentschizo is still aroundgod bless healthy loon
>>722546843>virginlaymow
>>722546754Power Word: Truth
>>722546068>an incel is someone doesn't like dommy mommy women the same way that I do!
>>722547058Unless she was getting railed as a child, she is a virgin because she didn't want to have sex with devils.
>>722498851damn he found his nose
>>722497164a barve? w-what did I do??
>>722546754this game is so laughably shit. Did they really think hocking off some dumb whore with pussy lips in a game would save their studio? SAR PLEASE EXPEDITE UNCONSCIOUS PUBIS SEXUAL EMERGENCY game
How do I move away from the classic fighter (lae'zel) + cleric (shart) + rogue (astarion) combo?Tav being a full or half-caster of sorts to round out the party
>>722548407Uh-oh, delusional schizo melty.
>>722497164Sharing a bath with a demon must make you more dirty rather than clean. Their filth would probably make the water stink
>>722548802u mad?
bearbroken
>>722548869Very much sex thank you, what are you doing?
>>722525665the problem isnt the actors there are plenty of attractive actors that are chosen but their model gets altered to be something completely else
>>722549228yep, u mad
>guy who once posted the same thing multipel times in less than 5 seconds, all in a row>calling anyone a botso what exactly is the beef with tencent, what is wrong with the company exactly evenall they do is invest in shit
>>722510918where's withers tits?
>>722549383Bastard bitch modder fuck
>>722549435They paid for this game so they're just as to blame for what it did to the world... Those poor Latvian children....
>>722529124Lucky kid, no one will have the balls to bully him
>>722510918what mods??
>>722514698whos the kween
>>722497164So if Karlach's blood is boiling hot does that also mean whenever she takes a dump in the woods she's leaving a smoldering pile?
>>722550783She's so hot that her farts ignite as they exit
What if Shadowheart was a tomboy?
>>722551081>good designed armoris that a mod?
>>722546843>virginAnon, the game was written by europeans. That's not legal in their countries.
>>722551268She's only a virgin from lack of a chance
>>722539820She wanted to be ready to go in the event she fixed her can't be touched situation.
>>722548736She's not a demon, she's a tiefling.
>>722497293post tits
>>722539820isnt minthara shaved aswell or do drow not grow pubes
>>722551248>good designed armorESL
I like them all. Though minthara is a half-baked afterthought and Kagha should've been the party druid instead of rapesin.
>>722499454nah this was mad cringe
>>722546653nta, but you an incel
>this makes people seethe
>>722551662Old lore said elves don't grow hair anywhere but their head. but You can give your create a character pubes regardless of species, except for dragonborn.
>>722551719okis that a mod?
>>722532418>personal aspects of bodily autonomy, confidence boostingMmm, yes, punching holes in my flesh sure does help with my low self-esteem, and certainly isn't self-mutilation as a shoddy coping mechanism.
>>722497164No, I prefer bathing alone.
>>722512815It's called manifest destiny. It's why our ancestors became seafaring. Small brown pedofags wouldn't understand. This is the white man's burden.
>>722520132>she's looking to be in an evil powercoupleYeah except she's not cool enough for it so I don't care about her.
Durge or Tav playthrough? I'm only doing one.
>>722552904It only was based when it was a slave owner taking advantage of his stock. Worshipping them is cringe.
>>722537376>>722537503Chode horns.
>>722553170Durge 100%. Tav is extremely bland unless you're playing a fairly generic Archetype like a Lawful Good Paladin and has no arc of character development.
I still haven't beaten the game
>>722497164im scared of girls
>>722552786I am not disagreeing with anything you are saying, but yes. In this specific circumstance, it was everything I wanted and more. I love mine very much. I wanted one since I was in my early 20s because I saw it as this cool, punk type piecing. My other piercings are the same. I just would never recommend it to anyone because I am mentally ill. So I believe if someone gets one then odds are they are too. Is it a red flag? Sure. But I am living the american dream and prefer keeping this as a secret between me and the missus.
>>722497164piss on her face
>>722549304At least easy to work with always gets represented accurately. Strange coincidence.
Reminder Minthara is best girl
>>722557470How many of those have you posted, Dragonirian?
>>722520446She has at least several common traits with Karlach
>>722554891Based mentally ill anon
>>722497164I don't go for tattooed whores
Just another organic chinese game threadIt's not going away until you delete this rule violation thread. Its a literal tencent ad thread. It belongs in /vg/ and you know it.
>proxysite schizo bumps thread>gets banned and posts deleted>repeats>total post count stays the same while the thread is constantly on page 1sheer insanityon the bright side, the host of the proxysite got dox'd literally 12 hours ago so maybe this issue will solve itself
>>722497164You may think she's hot now, but realistically once she turns 30 she'll become a quirk chungus. Minthara is the thinking man's waifu. Also bg3 sucks fucking shit and Gortash looks like the singer from Green Day.
>>722503774Yeah but honestly all the other companions are either bitchy or mopey, and Karlach still has some good dialogue once she kills Gortash that is pretty sad. I found the other companions annoying in how they constantly bitch about their tragic backstories™. It's one thing to have their personalities shaped by tragedy and it's another thing entirely to have the player give them therapy sessions when you're trying to save the world.
WOTC are so retarded they make GW look competent.
>>722545582This, at least someone is getting it
>get fucked in the ass by astarion>now none of the girls will date me It's just like real life
>>722497293more for me, incel
>>722561836Why are you gay anon?
>>722561836I would make fun of you for romancing a guy, but I accidentally triggered Gale's romance because I was nice to him, I told him no and he started guilt tripping me and basically suicidebaiting
>>722561934>>722561993I thought I would be able to fuck everyone and also he kinda tricked me
>>722558571Now, imagine this pic with big, pregnant Minthy bellyAnd then realize, that you have been denied this
>>722561993Same thing happened to me with gale...
>>722562942why would i want to imagine that?
>>722532584When everyone is a total fag, it becomes a duty to kill them all. Bhaal had it right.
>>722498851>forever cursed to poop outside
>>722497164I wish her boobs were that big IG.
>>722497164im retarded what does the xray mean
>>722563808uhhh i mean >>722562042sorry
>>722563882yes that is me please do not post me on the internet anymore that is a violation of my privacy
>>722563808>>722563839That the pokeballs have been inserted.
>>722564136you're chinese. you never had any
>>722563882I have a serious question, if there are service to artificially push your online engagement, then doesn't that just mean a total collapse of the marketing industry? Like why would anybody fall for marketing when they know everything is being pushed in an artificial way?Is it simply that the majority does not realize most online promotion is fake?
>>722528639seeing her in modern settings is hot for some reason
>>722563084I'd say because you're supposed to be a red-blooded proper man, but apparently that doesn't apply to you
>>722564665look nigga i just wanna talk about karlach's throbbing futa cock
>>722564717no
>>722558571I throw her off a cliff every time lol
>>722564659I'd say you are an incel and will die a kissless virgin
>>722564548I actually believe the threads on /v/ are real because I know that people are brain damaged enough to manually post non-stop about their favorite subject. We joke about 'tism but if you actually know anything about it, meet those people, deal with those people, you know basically exactly what they do with a phone and when they have a computer. Yeah, I understand that consistency sounds like a bot, but people sound like bots.I think /vg/ is entirely organic. We know that because when they're desperate for conversation they post here. And they say the same cancerous bullshit they say in their own place. I seriously cannot imagine a company hiring a digital engagement firm that makes actually says cancerous hateful memes about a product on purpose.
>>722564749this image would be better if her knee swinger was visible
how come this schizo never bombs genshin threads with his ramblings about tencent or whateveror is tencent just bad and other chinese companies good
>>722564665This ain't the Witcher 3 thread. Shoo
>>722564857too bad, because there isn't one
>>722564803Wrong on all accounts, now do something about your gayness
>>722564879well there should be
>>722564874we know. you weren't baited into replying to yourself 40+ times
>>722564904i deleting it to stop the gayness
>>722564885You aren’t fooling anyone, incel.
>>722564830it's a stale eurojank crpg that was never even finished, let alone was good. and they astroturfed it by proof of not showing sales and hiding the tencent money. despite the logo being tencent washed with their typical blue/red gradients market tested to hell and back.this game gets no threads until there's a sale somewhere in the world, and then they flip the bots on
Sex with big red womanFill big red woman with whipped creamPump up until red woman goes KABOOM
>>722564956maybe you should undelete it then, appreciating karlach's big veiny throbbing futa cock isn't gay at all
>>722565018okay I chuckled this time
>>722497164Female gnome Tav with a dude companion for size difference
>>722497164redditor choice
>>722564870he's not actually mad about tencent or china (his own home country is incredibly tight with china)he specifically is mad about bg3 being successful and uses the tencent stuff as an excuse.no, the obsession doesn't make sense. it's literally schizo shit
>>722499479AP combat is objectively better but the engine improvements made in BG3 make going back so hard. Inventory management is such cancer in DOS2.
>>722499479the only thing DOS2 beats bg3 out on is lizard sexothe armor system alone makes DOS2 a heap of shit
>>722503774Like other anons said there’s already so many brooding serious companions we need more bubbly ones to balance it out. Good, positive personalities aren’t bad, it’s just characters like Wyll are badly written and boring so people sour on the concept.
>>722565823He’s an obsidian fan mad that Larian were objectively more successful than them. I’m pretty sure he’s also the guy who said he dreams about men at night so there’s an extra level of seethe there.
>>722504664The difference is Astarion was a magistrate, high society/noble cunt when he was alive and then he had several hundred years living under a top dog vampire that had a soft spot for class. Karlach was born in a poorfag ghetto, in pretty much what can be considered working-class or even nigger/gypsy-adjacent culture and community and then got thrown into the Hells when she was still a teenager. Language, attitude and manners reflect that, she never got to grow up
>>722565267Glad I could make you chuckle anon. but no really, sex with Karlach as she's simultaneously pumped up with a trillion gallons of whipped cream, creaking and bulging and growing taut until she finally detonates (non lethally)
>>722566715i'm an obsidian fan too. there are not nearly enough crpgs getting made to be too weird about things.if anything, the success of bg3 makes it more possible for a Pillars 3 to happen (they aren't putting in a turn-based mode into the very old Pillars 1 for zero reason)
>>722514698What is he fucking dragging that plant like that for? LMAODid getting cucked make him regress mentally to a homo erectus?
>>722567472How many people who worked on pillars 1, nv and alpha protocol are left in obsidian anyway?
>>722497293SPBP
>>722567472>the success of bg3 makes it more possible for a Pillars 3 to happenthe opposite if anything, it would get compared to bg3 too much and driven into the ground by babbies who first bit their teeth into the genre with BG3
>>722536794That's Michelle Yeoh you illiterate.
>>722497164i dumped her for minthara because i found out you dont get to have a happy ending where you can plap and fill her with babies BECAUSE THEY CUT THE UPPER CITY AND THE QUEST THAT WOULD ALLOW YOU TO FIX KARLACH'S HEART ONCE AND FOR ALLAND THEN THIS FUCKING LITTLE NIGGER GOBLIN TELLS ME THAT I'LL MAKE MINTHARA INTO MY BHAALSPAWN BROODMARE BUT I ENDED UP JUST FUCKING KILLING HER AT THE END!!!!!!!AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>722530810laezel is the best because she beat me up and then we had sex
>>722564627>>722551894>>722537503I guess I could jerk off
>>722567915>I ENDED UP JUST FUCKING KILLING HER AT THE ENDI also played Dark Urge and went for Minthara but I was absolutely prepared for that outcome.Actually, what's the closest to a "evil piece of shit with harem" ending you can go for lmao
>>722567915>He didn't reject Bhaal so that his sins would be only his ownI don't need no daddy to be an evil cunt
>>722568748The one where you reject Bhaal but also take control of the netherbrainBasically every woman in the world is yours now
>>722569287that sounds metal as fuck
>>722569593It's an actual line!
>>722570195>literally I'M EVIL NIGGAI fucking kneel
>>722514698>webms you can hearBAAAI BAAAI BAAAAI
>>722497164>Sorry, I need to spend that time with my wife.
> "hey dude, i'm a fiend-killing retard, help me slay this fiend"> talk the guy out of killing the first fiend he sees> "anyway a fiend told me about this fiend, anyway meet my fiend"> the fiend speaks like she's his HR manager> *nothing happens*> anyway my dad is dead lmao, what about the dragon tho> find the worst plot twist in the entire game, maybe in the genre> "anyway, now that i'm free and though my dad is dead and the dragon is dead too, as the Blade of Avernus I will kill any fiend I see"what the fuck is this game anymore, man
>>722567604animalistic posturing, it comes naturally to them
>>722571120>THEY CALL ME WILLIAM THE DEMON KILLAH>body count: 0would've actually been neat if they went the Wakka route with him and had him eye every tiefling with suspicion
>>722571120PROVOKE THE BLADE
>>722497519the funny thing is that even in their official 2d animations / webcomics or whatever they made with her, she looks like pic relatedbut ingame she has glorified pecs
You knowni feel bad dumping her for Minthy but what can I say I like redeeming evil bitches
>>722572000>redeemingEughWhy ruin a perfectly good LE woman like thatAlso I'm pretty sure you can't
>>722525665holy fuck look at those hips on baezel jesus fucking christ
>>722571120yeah it feels like wyll and karlach get no real character progressionwyll maybe a little bit but karlach is even worsecompare that to laezel or shart and it's night and day
>>722572194You can kind of tame her down a bit.
>>722497883FACT.
>>722572000I wish you could still get her pregnant
>>722497164Imagine sitting behind her and just groping these flaming hot red orbs, really kneading them and her happily giggling that you seem to be enjoying that part of her body so much, wanting to say something quippy, but deciding against it, to not ruin the moment, since she is hoping you will do more to her than just motorboating her tits.
>>722498941Oh I'm saving this
>>722572626I never forgive whatever cuck decided to take that out. Loving oregnancy was actually part of drow lore
I never did a Durge run because I don't like being completely evil. Can I Durge while resisting the evil?
>>722573098Yes but you will have to do some hard wis and int checks to avoid being forced to kill companions. Its the best way to play
>>722573098Totally, it's actually a pretty cool playthrough because your reward at the end is purely emotional, but it's a great payoff.
>>722514698Is this a bit?
>>722512815Do black girls kiss different with those big lips?
>>722573098That is literally the point of Durge.
>>722517134Sharts the only one i cant get into. The other 3 are such fine choices
>>722573314nah the point is spilling blood for daddy
>>722567915>because they cut the upper cityThis is still cope and has been consistently deconfirmed like the real MGSV Chapter 2
>>722571120>>722572406I think its widely aggreed that Wyll had the weakest story in the game. They rewrote him late in the Beta and it shows.
>>722519928Well detauled and mofel eyes are a very underated aspect of character design. They are typically the first thing a human looks at when seeing a person for the first time and go a long with in making emotive and appealing characters. VTMB does did this very well too for its time
>>722519782I really hope this is like an extreme larp for the internet. Its actually fucking sad. Shit like this is what caused the Matrix bros to troon out.
>>722519616No its gay. I fuck THEM in the ass. Maybe they get a reach around if im feeling generous.
>>722519817Your grandma must be an absolute fox.
>>722553170Despite what the devs said Durge really.is Tav+.
>>722553170Durge, it's the standard for Baldurs Gate.
