Mario if he real.
>>722506302this is not the same type of mushroom, this one just kills you if you eat it
Why would he take a single bite from multiple mushrooms?
>>722506302Mario if he steel
>>722506302BRO! WHAT IF............... DRUGS? LMAO
haha... what if mario et the mushrooms but like they were DR*G mushrooms lol
>>722506302This is hilarious. The idea that the mushrooms mario eats to grow in-game are actually psychedelic mushrooms is a really clever one, and I like thinking about what Mario would actually be like if he were in the real world. A lot of his video game antics wouldn't make sense, would they? Good comic.
>>722506302Damn you sir, you made me spit my coffee all over the keyboard!
Hehe
>>722506302I really, really like this image.
>>722506998But Mario was a carpenter...
>newgrounds flash cartoon 20 years ago>they censor mario saying "mia" in "mama mia" so it sounds like he's saying "mama fucker"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql7enya3Zw0
>>722506302>boomers seriously guffawed at this shit
>>722506302petter griffin really let himself go
>>722506998Why is he saying that to Luigi? Was Luigi not let inside?
>>722507419If you were president, would you let Luigi inside?
>>722507239Comedy gold right there. I still get a good laugh out of it when I come across it.
lmao
>>722506998lol I remember scanning this from my local paper, color-correcting it in photoshop and posting it on /co/Amazing it's still being shared around 7 years later like what
>>722507610This one is good
>>722507610I don't get it
>>722506904Now I get it! Thanks!I was confused at first thinking "huh, how is this funny? I don't get it, this is not funny" in my hear, but now that I understand the joke I see that it's actually VERY funny and better yet it makes you thinkThat's the best kind of humor in my opinion, like Bill Burr or Louis CK
Mario if ce real.
>>722508364Third panel is him being begged to return a week later
lol
>>722507419On top of just being Luigi, his name is Luigi.
>>722508364Rich coming from a NFT and crypto grifter
>>722506302okay but what if... mario hit he head on the brick block!?! xd
Guys, what if Bowser and Peach were actually fucking? Wouldn't that be funny?
>>722508364sleeve lookin sus
>>722508667OUCH!!!
>>722506302dude, what if like...Mario's mushrooms...were like....drugs
>>722508769Mario if he white
>>722506685Mario if he steal
>>722507316>boomers>2014fake human being in this thread?
>>722509018>No expensive shoesNot my Mario.
>>722506464Wrong, it is actually psychoactive and is used by various tribes, it just has too many side effects like nausea and shits. But you need to eat, like, 15 large caps to actually die from it.
>>722508769Wow, Bowser's just like meSmart, successful, unconventionally handsome, a little husky but it's mostly muscle aand unfairly cast as the villain when all he's trying to do is help Peach get away from his druggie (and probably abusive) ex-bf
>>722509046
mario if he SEAL
>>722508651i think that one was made before that happened
>>722506464Red cap amanitas probably just make you sick. It is white cap amanitas that absolutely will fucking kill you, but they are not as prominent in popular culture.
>>722508535>third panelThat's too many panels. Hell, two is pushing it.
>>722509425This post... broke me
>>722509425I....I can never look at nintendo the same....I need a moment...
>>722507610This is funny because it's an absurd scenario and well drawn instead of the most cliché joke about "mushrooms".
Mario if he REAL
uma vela
>>722508486The cereal tasted like ass, was overpriced, and the amiibo code was only for 3 coins.
If Mario was real he would blow his brains out after peach denies him for five games in a row
>>722506302lmao HAHAHAHA rofl xD
>>722508486>Naturally flavored with other natural flavors
>>722509018
>>722506998i dont get it
>>722512212did it have the Nintendo seal of quality on the side of the box?
>>722508364Learn to sus?
Mario if he unreal
>>722509425So does he just walk up to a cardboard castle and rings the bell or does he still go on an magical adventure?Out of all the shit here this one makes the least sense
>>722510024Pbfs is a staple of 4chan humor and memes
>>722509018There's probably a better pic for this joke because here he just looks like a zesty gay nigga.
>>722506302>HA HA THE MUSHROOMS ARE REALLY LE DRUGS!
>>722509091he got them timbs blud
>>722506302Boomers can't die quickly enough.
Mario if he GETS WHAT HE FUCKING DESERVES
>>722516904Yeah Luigi is justified here
>>722515790What if Mario... took drugs?
>>722506464The Fly Agaric is psyhadelic, it's just that you get so sick from it that it isn't worth the hassle
>>722519469You supposedly can get the psychoactive effects without any downsides if you eat just tiny bits and keep collecting your pee, and then drink the piss.
>>722516904stupid-a fucking game
>>722519795Jenkembros, we've finally found a healthy alternative.
>>722506464Enjoy not having magic powers
>>722509425can't unsee
>>722506464>this is not the same type of mushroom, this one just kills you if you eat itNo shit, retard.
>>722506302>Mario is on drugs>Peach is cheating on Mario with BowserIt's still bewildering to me that these two jokes have been reiterated thousands of times for literally like 40 years now, and they're only funny the very first time you see one as a kid or teenager.
>>722509425Super Mariobros...
>>722506998>AND... I'm gonna call... The Mario brothers... the GREAT Mario brothers... Mario and Luigi, everyone knows them... TO HELP build the WALL... They are the best builders, everyone knows that... THE BEST in the wooorld...
>>722507648Thank you for your efforts.
>>722506302
>>722515220Yo whats that from?
>>722508445lmao
>>722524389I don't get it.
mario if he real
>>722525743mario if he real
>>722525743To this day I still don't know if this was meant to be a retarded shitpost, the guy making it was drunk, or it was an ESL.
>>722519795So where's the art of Mario getting a piss blowjob from FLUDD so he can drink it back later, getting nlasted with his own piss. Luigi would work the nozzle then.
>>722527081But did Wii finally have a current gen game?
>>722527275Considering that retarded screencap is the only legacy of that game, probably not
>>722524389>But during the stone age!
