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>*presses f1 immediately before even reading the vote*
WE HAVE TO VOTE TO KICK ANON WE HAVE TO VOTE TO KICK ANON HE'S SHITPOSTING PLEASE IM TRYING TO SAVE 4CHAN I HAD 50 BILLION DOLLARS IN $PEPE I WAS TEAM MINI I'M TRYING TO SAVE 4CHAN WE HAVE TO VOTE TO KICK ANONN
>>722507860>goes afk
>press F2>the guy that started the vote leaves
>vote started by the guy who's playing even worse
>>722507267>have a good score/kd ratio>get told im gonna be kicked for one mistake>call out the shitter whos at the bottom>they defend himFuck you guys
>presses F2 just to annoy everyone else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVzj0eE0KAs
>>722509517this is the way
>>722507267I don't play games that allow vote kicking. Immediate 0 out of 10 rating for any game that includes it.
>join a server>immediately start making race/politics jokeswhy do you all do this?
>>722510172I don't because I am older than 25
>>722510172sorry that's just my ass burgers
>voting screen shows team damage done>bait teammate into attacking me>start a votekick after he TKs me
>>722510172>join a server>get votekicked before i can move the mouse>join another game>start a vote to kick some random as soon as i join>it passes immediatelyL4D is just a wild west standoff. Whoever starts the vote, wins.
>>722507267>child starts speaking in game chat>start votekick>passes almost instantlyAnother squeaker sent to the main menu.
>>722507267>l4d2 has 5-7 player peak>they still kick you if you don't know the meta exactly and have a k:d of 20:0
>>722511551TF2 has that problem with the PVE mode. If you're a low tour you get kicked.
>>722507267>leave server>rejoin server
And this is why people prefer Discord frends over random subhuman.
>press F1>go play single player>bliss
>>722507267>Carry entire team on my back through 2 expert levels>Some roastie joins the team and hops on mic immediately flirting with the other two retards>She's totally shit and we keep failing the third stage because we have to keep helping her>On like the 8th retry, I get fed up and start keeping my medkit for myself even when she asks for it>Immediately get votekicked by the teamThat happened like 10 years ago and I still remember it clearly as the turning point where I became a chud.
>>722507267I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLSI AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE
>>722507267Why do people spam there shitty music on mic and then get surprised/upset they are getting votekicked for it?
>sense impending vote kick>blow hard as fuck into my mic and scream nigger
>>722507267For a while in L4D2 it was meta to have 3 players and one bot on expert, yet knuckleheads would still list their game as public. This meant you would join a game thinking "great, I don't have to wait for matchmaking" only to get kicked multiple times.
>>722507860kek
>>722512428https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IuE8JFb00g
>>722507267>mic spam dogs barking, styrofoam, or south american babbleplease turn on all talk and hear me out
>>722507267>trying to vote kick the hostits my server jabroni.
>>722507267F1
>>722511551L4d2 actually has more real players than tf2
>>722509123this usually happens because the guy is currently dead so he's bad, angry, and has some free time
>>722507860>722507860heh
>>722514460what is it about this game that attracts the absolute dumbest, douchebaggiest shitheads in the world?
>>722514460KEK
dont kick me anon am frend
>>722509468what causes this? is it because you're good, they expect you to carry the team, and they don't expect anything better from the retard?
>>722507267tl;dr I press f1
>>722511859I'm still a toxic player even with people that I'm friends with.
>>722516378dont make this more difficult
>>722516289>>722516365>>722516378
>>722516447No it's usually because them and the retard are in on a discord call and you're the outsider. Also L4D players cannot be reasoned with. They just call votes mindlessly and F1, they don't let you make your case. You can't explain to them how you've been doing good, how your k/d is good, it doesn't matter. They live entirely in the present.
>>722512215I'm sorry that this happened.
>>722516289I have no idea. I reinstalled L4D2 after not playing for a few years, hop into a versus game, and there's a guy spamming chat saying disemboweled women are hot and how he wants to rape corpses, all while spamming rape audio in the mic. I call a vote and the rest of my team is full of retard ESL's who have to take 20 minutes to process what just popped up on their screen, giving him enough time to suicide and force us to restart. L4D2 seems to attract a lot of retarded ESLs which contributes to the problem.
>>722518770
>>722518903Is this OC? Whenever I troll on campaign I like to wipe the team when near the saferoom and its on a later chapter, then call a "Restart Campaign" vote. The other players are usually too retarded to realize campaign =/= chapter and they get sent all the way back to the first chapter.
>>722509123>vote started by myself
>>722518903>trollWow! No shit Sherlock. Left 4 Dead is really bringing out our biggest and brightest huh?
>>722519059Yes. >Whenever I troll on campaign I like to wipe the team when near the saferoom and its on a later chapter, then call a "Restart Campaign" vote. The other players are usually too retarded to realize campaign =/= chapter and they get sent all the way back to the first chapter.It's the funniest shit
>"Anon is griefing, F1">F2>Start griefing with him
>>722519353I usually troll on Versus since there is an actual score being kept and it's funny to join a team thats winning and then skullfuck them into losing.
>>722518770I think I know who you're talking about. His name was darwin or something. griefing is griefing and its in every game but l4d just seems to attract the actual bottom dregs of society
>>722509468>dipshit and his gay friend on our team use cheats like crazy>wipe out the enemy team like its their jobs>call him to stop being a faggot in chat>he voice chats that I am a bot and to be kicked>call him a retard and tell my team to cancel the vote>end up kicked with with one vote differenceSometimes it just happens anon.
>>722510172Jews?
>>722507341Exactly as god intended
>play natural selection 2>obvious turkish cheater running around top scoring every game with 40% acc>conveniently only plays marines and plays poorly as the aliens>retards too stupid to notice cheats>he does this on 2 or 3 alive servers every day>takes like 3 months for him to get banned>finally cheater banned time for some kino>a new hotshot with 40% acc pops up>repeatThis is what made me drop the game.Funny how we went from admins in community servers insta banning anyone performing just a little too good to closet cheaters claiming to be csgo gods back in day taking months to get banned.There truly is no solace from cheater scum, even dead ass games with 100 players are not safe.Fuck all of you for refusing to kick/ban these niggers.
>>722517286I can't hear anything but I know exactly what those guys were yelling in voice chat
>>722520312>teammates vote to kick someone b/c he's playing poorly>vote no because idc if he's bad>later>they try to votekick me>he votes yes
>>722522315https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiB6_AQM70k
