>Jimmy, what your mother does in her free time is her business. I must be a better husband.
>>722508814The problem here is Micheal most isn't clean with the cheating himself. Like I thought the whole story for his family was all of them are pieces of shit.Which honestly you could say for just about everyone in GTA V
>>722509154>Fat loser who plays video games>literal pornstar whore that constantly takes advantage of her parents>ex stripper, now cheater who does nothing but ruin her husband's already fucked monetary situation>bank robber, murderer and also a cheater himselfyeah. They're all just...horrible. Equally bad. No one here stands out as better than the others. not even a little bit
>>722508814>Jimmy, what your mother does in her free time is her business.That doesn't make sense since start of story is about finding out his wife was cheating on him with fitness trainers. He goes ballistic and tries to kill said trainer too.
>>722509313Shut your mouth, woman. Without Michael providing all 3 of you would be on the streets doing fent.
>>722508814Micheal should have killed his family. He is a violent amoral person and a danger to his family and he should have been shaped into the real villain of the story.
>>722509313at least they are not racist!
>>722509478he's a total degenerate piece of shit but pretty mild by gta standards. Trevor on the other hand would've been a villain in any other gta game
>>722509421Michael's family is proof that you can't buy happiness. They probably would've all been much happier if they could've lived modest, normal lives instead of fake lives in witnesses protection all funded by blood money.
i hated this character because hes obviously supposed to be a tony soprano stand-in yet is nowhere near as interesting nor unique as tony and his story. the archetype is good, but just absolutely sucked in this game.
>>722508814one of the worst gta characters ever made. The other 2 would be frankling and trevor.
>>722508814>What?!
>>722508814>My wife fucks a hundred bulls every day, make sure you're one of them.
>>722510486Kek
>>722509313Only one of them struggled to create the circumstances they all draw sustenance from. Inaction isn't a moral good but being a creator and builder should come with an expectation of gratitude.
>>722512645>creator and builderHe's a parasite. If they should be thanking anyone, it's the actual creators and builders he stole from.
>>722508814>Jimmy, what your mother does in her free time is her business. I must be a better husband.Didn't Micheal destroy the house where the cheater was hiding, which is the catalyst for everything that happens in GTAV? Why are you guys like this
>>722509313Keep coolio baby its just a car
>>722509154>all of them are pieces of shitthis is literally every gta protag
>>722509154is there no difference between a person cheating once and their partner fucking every decent-looking person they can get their hands on for petty revenge?
>>722509154>The problem here is Micheal most isn't clean with the cheating himself.I never cheated while playing as Micheal. I never used a prostitute, or any ooty call.
>>722508814DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS
>>722516304And that's not how he was before you played him.
>>722509313>>gamer>>slut>>cheater>>murderer>equally badis the gamer is objectively the least bad
>>722516915>gamer is objectively the least badbruh
>Billy, what Ashley does in her free time is her business. We must be better bikers.
This was a soparanos parody, they just made everyone 10 times worse>Meadow - Spoilt Whore>AJ - Spoilt fat loser fuckup>Carm - Cheating whore>Michael - Gangster cheater mass murderer who lives in a expensive suburbian home
Every motherfucking day with this father shit now
>CJ, what Big Smoke and Ryder do in their free time is their business, we must be better gangbangers.
So is the point of this forced meme that trying to be a better person is tantamount to being a cuck, or what?
>>722513027Because OP never played the game or is just looking for any excuse to post a parody of the dumb kratos meme
