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>two weeks until release
>ZERO hype, ZERO marketing
What gives?
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>>722518396
I wish I could play Ninja Gaiden Black and Ninja Gaiden II.
I wish I wasn't an incompetent loser poorfag so I could afford an Xbox.
I wish I wasn't a low IQ subhuman so I could at least emulate these games on PC.

Why is life so unfair? Why am I an incompetent loser poorfag? Why am I a low IQ subhuman? Why am I brown? Why am I ugly? Why am I an incel? Why do I have a small penis? Why am I short?

I hate this... I don't want this... I will cope...

I will cope by pretending Ninja Gaiden Smegma, Ninja Gaiden Smegma 2, Ninja Gaiden 2 Black, Ninja Gaiden 3, Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge are also good NG games, eventhough deep down I know they are not.
I will lie to people who don't know better and recommend them to play these inferior versions.
I will lie that the shitty guesswork mod of Fiendbusa somehow magically makes Smegma 2 the definitive way to play, eventhough modded Smegma 2 still has missing code, enemy AI and features.
I will lie about the fact that NG3:RE was my first introduction to the franchise and will try to gaslight others into believing that NG3:RE has the best combat and is the most difficult game in the franchise.

I will never ever be a True Ninja Gaiden fan.
True Ninja Gaiden fans recognize my behavior, laugh at me and spit on me.
This is who I am.
I am a secondary, a coping secondary.
I will always be a secondary, a coping secondary.
And that is okay.
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How was that remastered trilogy? All better than originals, some better, none better?
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>>722518641
Sigma 1 is ok
Sigma 2 fixes a few things but misses others
RE is better than OG 3, so...
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woah I wasnt aware it was releasing this soon.
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>>722519112
>Sigma 2 fixes a few things
Smegma slurping cope.
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>>722519140
Based. We love juggling combo GOLD here.
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>>722518396
>ZERO marketing
Just Microshit casually not giving a shit about their videogame department. Its the same story with Hi Fi Rush
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>>722519378
>omitting part of the sentence to fit your narrative
Slurp my cum you filthy subhuman
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>>722518641
Sigma 1 is fine, but Rachel sucks. Sigma 2 is a very different game, and once again the not-Ryu bits suck. Razor's Edge is better than the first game but still not very good in my opinion. I hate how the combat feels in that game.

2 Black is great, but the lady ninja stuff is still shit. If those missions were gone 2 Black would be aces.
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>>722521854
I respond that part, the rest is irrelevant. That part is wrong. Smegma 2 doesn't fix anything. You will always be a secondary, Smegma 2 shill.



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