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First for Peach!
>>722523368You're late
Going to be starting up in around 6 minutes with some CPU races until we get at least 6 players. From there we'll have some normal races before teams and then back to normal once more for the remainder of the /v/eekend.
>>722523480Just a little bit.
5/24 Get in here!
>>722523757It's okay I only almost had a panic attack
Hello everyone
I’ll join in a sec
How much of a deranged stunted manchild tendie do you have to be to play this garbage over Sonic Crossworlds?
It’s the last day of the /v/eekend, hey /v/
Is there a better combo than your fav on the pipe frame?>>722523462Cute image, halloween aesthetic stays unmatched
>>722524181Based Marnie poster
>>722523836And I didn't cause it by squishing, red shells or bullshit lightning? I must be getting too soft.
>>722524089Obsessed
Nolan's here, I lost my chance to win
12/24
>>722524849Don't worry I have obligations so I'll be gone for an hour
>Use daisy after not really messing with her.>1st place.Is she the secret to winning all along?
15/24 Hop on!
>>722525720Princesses are the secret
>>722525779Hold my hands please
>>722526010Gloves on or off?
>>722526169On
In retrospect I am very sorry for the blue shell into bomb combo. But it was pretty funny wasn’t it?
>>722523859Forgot to say hello so hello!
>>722526284I prefer unprotected handholding.
Who keeps choosing sky-high sundae?
>>722526284My hands are super soft when I take off my silky gloves, anon.
>>722526336I was low key waiting
>>722526349>>722526474The gloves stays ON
>>722526336You're cute
>>722526903I'm cuter
>>722526903
17/24
>>722527601It's 0.7083333333
Water maps suck
>>722527885They're fun as long as you try to avoid driving in water as much as possible
Where is the foot licker anon from yesterday?
>>722527979I'm racing
>>722527979He's racing
>>722528008Oh, good to know you are here, enjoy your races!
>>722528246Do you need your feet licking?
1st place again nice. Going to do one more regular set and then we'll get into two sets of teams.
>come out of bullet>get red shelled into the abyssCly you’re a bitch and a bully too. Be nice
>>722528328Still considering!
>>722528362You know what team I want to be in, right?
>>722528362Wickabelle
>>722528362make one mirror please
>>722528684An attempt will be made
3 times I got hit and fell off course
>>722528943I'll have to dip out and let someone host after the two teams for mirror. I forgot I have to unlock it. Apologies.
>>722529294Don't. Mirror is ass and whoever suggested it is a bad person
15/24
>>722529294Ah, no worries, forgot you even had to unlock it lol
>>722529294I believe I'll be the host if you do that, I can host mirror matches if you guys are ok with that
>>722529552You're cute
>>722529731I'm cuter
>>722524089It’s the same schizos that keep racing for about a decade nowI don’t think they’re going to medicate anytime soon
Blue what happened? I saw my Blue shell hit a red. I thought we had it.
>alice in firstI'm so proud
>>722530332I was too far ahead for the blue to matter
>>722530598Big win! Yippee!
bluebros it's over
Brb, going to pee
>>722530943It was over after the teams were set
>7v9Rigged from the start. We deserve better, Bluesisters.
ok see you next weekend then
Going to try harder with this next set of teams. Sorry for the poor performance blue.
>>722531418You shouldn't post those, a skilled hacker like me could get your precious data. I can tell from that screen alone that you are very cute for example
Sorry for hitting you with the red shell Biddybud and other teammates. The autotarget with red shells is dog water.
>>722532385I didn't even notice to be fair. I was too busy being bad :(
>dc Damn, sorry red
Back to normal races! If anyone still wants to do mirror I can let biddy bud host for it.
I want to be Alice's footstool
>choosing RR but not starting at Peach StadiumCome on now
>>722534292I'd rather not have two shocks in a single race
GGs good races
Not once was my stage chosen today, but had fun regardless. See you /v/ags next weekend
>>722534292RR is already long and boring enough as is. It doesn't need a water driving intermission as well
>>722534341Would you let me hug you and stroke your hair while playing mario kart splitscreen?
Hangin out, Willow
>>722534719Just a couple of apes
>>722534663>intermissionroute*
16/24
>>722534658Take care!
>>7225356010.6666666667
>>722535816HUH
>>722536089I'll explain if you let me hold your hand
>>722536169Go ahead
>>722536202I-I wasn't expecting this
0.7083333333333334
>>722536590It was just the division between 16 and 24, thanks for letting me hold your hand
The bell tolls for thee Yan
>>722536590Can we get a 1?
>>722536785I wish!>>722536780Thank you too.
>>722536782Uh-oh
0.7916666666666666
Favorite regulars?
I saw you stopping to squish me baby Rosa anon, first clyburn and now you too? D:
>>722537753These rooms are ruthless with the mega mushrooms.
>>722537742Foot licker anon
>>722537957That's Alice
>>722537978I thought Alice was the clean feet anon
>>722538038Stinky feet!
>>722537151All is forgiven. I might still squish and toss bombs at you. It's fun.
>>722536782Not fair, I want to be on first name terms with clyburn too!
>>722538229Who is your favorite regular?
>>722538229Tons of biddybuds get squashed multiple times every day, we must protect them instead
>>722538512Squishing spiders. Shelling goombas. Hitting peaches. Tossing penguins in lava. Running over toadettes without remorse. Hitting baby rosa and daisy for sport. Keeping buddybuds in cages for protection. What a shame am I right?
>>722538871help
>>722538453Hard question! But I'd have to say... that one mario karter that karts. You know the one.
20/24
>>722539435I wish it was me
>>722539227That's like... such a good way to relax the muscles. Good on you biddy bud dude.
Doing another set of teams before going back to normal races.
>>722539445Would you let me hug you and stroke your hair while playing mario kart splitscreen?
Bump
>>722541050Let's bump eachother
I can't carry you useless fuckers
I've yet to be on a winning team during these team races...
Back to normal race.
That went about as well expected after not having played for almost 2 months.
>can join random worldwides>get an error every time I try to join this lobbyok cool
>>722541694I’ve barely played since July and usually land around a middle spot at the end, it’s great racing with normal people who have fun
>>722541548Oops, baby rosalina is having a tantrum, she needs correction ASAP
>>722542136
Nolan demolishes I miss you into oblivion
>>722542136that’s not my post
Nolan is a chud
Think I got three more sets in me for today. This has been really fun and longer then I expected. You guys really love racing.
14/24
>>722524089>over Sonic CrossworldsCrossworlds current rank 1 is a troon that your community is defending and could only muster a peak of 40k active players across all platforms using a Hatsune Miku event as a selling point.
>>722542861Do you love me
>>722542861Lots of racists!
>>722542861You're cute!
>>722542909
Crazy race. I got hit at least 15 times
>>722543086I'm cuter
>>722543097Sex?
Hey Willow, wanna join the discord?
>>722543979Can Nolan join?
ggggs
>>722544125Only if it's The Nolan
I think I'm playing a bit better. I just don't know though. Two more sets of 4 races and that'll be it for tonight.
>>722544125Are you THAT Nolan? THE Nolan?
>>722543979No thank you, I'm a lurker anyways
why cant i join the room id, never played before
>>722544262Your old skype friends miss you
>>722544229I can tell! You are at least biddybud tier my friend.
>>722544142GGs!
>>722544285The switch 2 is weird sometimes. Try restarting it if you haven't already
Why are you guys obsessed with me
>>722544529Sorry
Hey Yan, wanna join the discord?
>>722544478Between a island consultant and a mayor as far as friends go. Pretty high up!
>>722545158I'm the anon from yesterday with heavy anxiety, if you're serious I think I'm a little more open to the idea
>>722545267Yes!
That bomb snipe was devious. I'm just lucky I had a feather
>>722545689Second time I sniped someone with a bomb I believe.
>>722545610w-what?? how??
Thanks for playing! See you all next /v/eekend! Have a wonderful night!
>>722545689I saw the bomb fly so far ahead I had no idea what the fuck was going on. I'd never seen it move like that. Then it lands right in front of Sata. It was pretty funny. I should have saved the clip.
Good races, thanks for playing! See you next /v/eekend!
>>722546390You too clyburn!Thanks for the races everyone, it was a great day.
Good races anyway.
>>722546402I saved it and several today. Karma was swift with getting swinging the pendulum.
>>722546390>>722546470>>722546557>>722546586GGs
