>Be me>30 year old virgin unironically called 'Desmond'>Sign up to be a games tester>Producers ask me to test some new full body VR machine that lets you fuck middle eastern pussy>Finally get in the chair after producers put 5G chip in my cock (kinda itchy)>Alright, mount up sandpeople>Ffwd>Cooming so much in this machine, they have to get a new one, red seat just like my gaming chair at home and soft leather for easy wipe down>Do occasional tasks for the maintenance team to maintain optimum cooming>New version has an Italian update>They add a plotline or some shit idk, I'm already knees deep in one of those olive skinned beauties, my tagliatelle getting slurped>Ffwd>Laying Italian pipe like Mario spreads Peach>Message comes up 'DESYNCHRONIZED, Sofia inseminated with incorrect sperm'>What>'Ezio needs to inseminate Claudia with the correct semen'>Softlocked. Critical gameplay flaw. >Ask producers to explain>Apparently I'm playing as my great grandfather (wtf) and I need to cum the right sperm to make my family tree>Hate when they do this plotline shit but still get to use the hidden blade so ok>Ffwd>Feel weird about jacking off as my grandad, wish they'd never told me. Can't get it up like I used to>Try going to prostitutes to get out the bad cum>'DESYNCHRONIZED Ezio did not have any illegitimate children>Wtf is this update>ask them to change it back but the original source code was lost or some shit (lies from femoid running the VR rig)>Can't jack off my granddad, can't cum in anyone other than Sofia >No other option>The machine wants me to fuck Italian twinks>Literally fascism>Ffwd>Leonardo Davincis meaty mouth pussy wrapped round my salami giving me that toe curler supreme >He got me moaning on his lisa>Maintenance team comes over the intercom just as I paint that throat with titanium white>Davinci looks up at me lovingly while my Assassin's seed drips from his lips>'Desmond, there's a problem'>Not for me. Not for me
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