>Alfred, I've discovered another victim. The perpetrators forcibly crossdressed this man and mutilated his genitals before hanging him in his own bedroom. What kind of sick monster would do such a thing?>Alfred, run a cross-reference scan on this flag hanging on a nearby wall. Light blue and pink with a white center, perhaps the calling card of the perpetrators. >The room is cluttered with small toy figurines of underaged cartoon girls in the Japanese art style commonly known as 'anime.' There are also posters referencing franchises like 'Undertale' and 'Silksong' to an obsessive degree. Sending snapshots now.>What is this... a vial of estrogen? Alfred, gather a list of every supplier in Gotham that sells HRT chemicals.
>>722525760This has to have been the joker chat
>>722525760Can't pass by an aspiring baiter. 6/10, i'm being generous here.
>What is this... a crumpled remittance slip? Alfred, compile a list of every Western Union outlet in Gotham funneling cash back to the cartels.
I don't think this really happened in the game
>Alfred, I need a hard drive check ASAP.
>>722525760Post the link.
>>722527082https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>722527082https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759699099779311.webm
>>722526435>/v/ spams reports, doxxes jannies and mods, actively spams illegal materials because they hate them so much>then wonder why they leave /v/ a mostly unregulated shithole
>>722526435That lobster faggot didn't get it bad enough
>Alfred, I need you to gather all the IP addresses from Gotham that have visited Bluesky
>>722525760why does alfred help him so much? aint he fucking tired of it? he was just supposed to be a fucking butler looking after some rich schmoozers
>>722527613he's basically raised him bro.
>>722527613He considers Bruce as like his son, and despite how much he hates to see Bruce suffer, he's also proud of what he's done. Bruce is the main thing preventing Gotham from completely falling into becoming a totally irreparable shithole. He's actually saved the city multiple times from unreasonably massive threats and taken down monsters that could slaughter an entire precinct three times over. And depending on the continuity, he's even a fucking member of the Justice League, meaning he's helped saved the entire goddamn world several times over. In most continuities that treat him well, Bruce is a hero in the same league as the likes of Superman. Hell, often, he's treated as Superman's equal, ever since the Golden Age of Comics. Alfred understands just how incredible, vital and selfless Bruce is. So although seeing Bruce put on that suit every night fills him with dread, he also feels incredibly proud of everything Bruce has accomplished.
>>722528464>>722527709maybe if he actually was his father instead of his employee bruce wouldnt go out every night dressed in full leather looking for bad men.
>>722528464doesnt he want him to live a normal life tho?
>>722528945That would be great. But he also knows that Bruce can't just stand by and do nothing when shit goes bad. If it weren't for Batman, Gotham would be a crater a dozen times over.
>>722525760Can you fuckers living in my walls at least pay rent? I just fucking bought these games on the steam sale and I'm supposed to believe you randomly decide to start making batman threads out of nowhere?
Arkham Origins is unironically the best bamham game
>>722527493every time
>>722525760OP you're retarded kill yourself
