>game is called starcraft>you don't craft stars
>>722537030i need to fuck and cuck blonde quirk chungus cuckqueens
>Dead Rising>the dead have already risen when you arrive
>robocop rogue city>it's barely a block
>Guitar Hero>you don't really do any heroic deeds you just play tasty riffs with your boys in your dadrock cover band
>>722537030>Valorant>there's not ants in the game
>The Binding of Isaac>Isaac is not stuck in place
>>722539142Nor can you enter Valor Mode either.
>super mario world>takes place in a world with a guy called mario who is indeed super
>Super Smash Bros>has girls in it
>Super Smash Bros.>Ain't one brother in that game
>Team Fortress 2>There are indeed, 2 fortresses belonging to two teams.
>>722537030>Final fantasy>there's like 30 of them
>>722537030reminder this star crafted a genocide which killed billions
>>722539708goodthey deserved it
>>722537030i want to craft star's pussy.
>>722537030>>722537236Oh I get it because her name is Star.
>>722539708>causes a genocide to stop a genocide name a more kino trope
>Real Life>I just want to die
>Bong chong dong ghost>you never actually see the ghost's dong, you just get jumpscared
>five nights at freddy's>there are in fact seven nights
>>722537030Star lost
>overlord>you lord over people:D
>RimWorld>can't rim anybody in the world
>>722543146Shit man you've been playing the game wrong.
>>722537952Does satania have a dick?