>Minecraft>you don't craft mines
>Runescape>you don't run or escape
>>722539680>Mass Effect>You actually not very massive
>>722541275you effect mass with the magic system
>>722539680You actually do since the April Fools 2025 update
>Overwatch >not fighting over a watch
>Half-Life>health is not permanently set to 50/100
>>722539680>final fantasy>there's a sequel
>Dragon's Dogma>You undermine the rules set by the Dragon
>>722539680but you canyou can build mine mines and landmines
>devil may cry>the devils dont cry
>Sonic Adventure>Other characters have an adventure
>skyrim>can't rim the sky
>Starcraft>You can't craft stars
>Final Fantasy>there's been 16 games ongoing
>>722539680>he doesnt craft mines
>>722543078>he's never been hit by a giant
>Fallout 76>No Fallout 5-75
>Vampire Survivors>You don't survive
>baldur's gate>no character named Baldur who owns a gate
>>722539680>>722543416Toxotransmosis moment
>the last of us>there are still many of us
>Shin megami tensei>theres no new goddess who reincarnates in the gameswhat a scam
>>722539760>Full skill dedicated to running and escaping Retard
>mx vs atvlook inside>trophy trucks
>Silent Hill>you never see a hill of pure silence in ANY gamewhat did they mean by this
>Virtua fighter>You never fight virtua
>>722545201thats the final boss
>>722539680>Salt and Sanctuary>You do not eat fistfuls of salt inside a sanctuaryA stench most foul.
>vampire survivors>the vampires dont survive
>Megaman>he's a actually a robot boy
>>722542904May, not must.
>FTL: Faster Than Light>it's rather moderately paced, actually
>>722545841But you use FTL technology to warp around THOUGH.
>>722543224>Megaman 64>there's no Megaman 12-63
>roblox>you don’t blox Ro’sReally?
>>722545412bro did you just not play the game? you consume salt in sanctuaries all the time unless you're doing a level 1 playthrough.
>WET>Actually you do get wet in that game.
>>722539680>Mechwarrior II>there are actually a lot of Mechwarriors, not just 2.
This thread doesn't work when modern ameriniggers are illiterate fucking dumbass leadbrains.
>>722549047Go eat a dog you chink subhuman or streetshitting freak
>>722539680>killing floor>you don't kill any floors
>Beatbanger>you don't bang the beat
>Mount & Blade>There is, in fact, a mount AND a blade
>>722539680>Star Wars Battlefront>never battle in war on a star
>>722539680Actually it was Notch's secret financier that suggested the name change.Originally it was titled "Mein Kraft" and it was going to be a game adaption/spiritual sequel to Adolf Hitler's book "Mein Kampf". Why do you think there's tribes of big nosed merchants and railways?
>>722539680>Aliens vs Predator>There's humans
>>722539680>Deus ExYou do actually become Deus by the end
>day of defeat>you can win
>Terraria>Skeletron
>>722544282Tao quite literally fits the bill, however.
>super smash bros>the bros don't have super sex
>>722542904>game devil may cry>ost devils never cry>lyrics devils cry
>World of WarCraft>they removed most of the World, they ended the Wars, and there is almost no real point to Crafting
>>722554565>only thing left is "of"that's enough slop to keep them going
>>722554808
>cooking mama>you don't actually cook the mama
>bioshock infinite>ends
>>722542904Dante did cry twice THOUGH
>Manhunt.>You are both a man being hunted down, as well as a hunter of men.
>50 Cent: Bulletproof >he is not, in fact, bulletproof
>>722555209>Halo Infinite>Map is limited
>>722539680I actually craft mines with supports and allIt is fun and sovful in the end
do you have that game miney craftaa?
>>722543416>doesn't know how to kill death 2Lol noob
>Unicorn Overlord>you don't become overlord of the unicorns
>>722539760You run and escape from reality.
>Max Payne>not an adaptation of or otherwise related to the 1995 Wayans family comedy film Major Payne
>dark soulsthey are actually white
>>722539680but you actually can craft mines
>SPORE>You play as animals and not fungusDid this confuse anyone else as a kid
>>722539680I know you faggots just want to make the same thread over and over again but you can literally craft a mine
>halo combat evolved>we're still using 7.62 NATO standard
>>722539680Actually you do, you fucked up
>>722539680>dwarf fortress>you don't build fortresses out of dwarven corpses
>RPG Maker>it's used more for NTR VNs than actual RPGs
>terminal velocity>your speed greatly exceeds terminal velocity the overhwelming majority of the time
>>722566526>RPG maker>You don’t get to craft rocket propelled grenades
>duke nukem forever>the game ends
>street fighter>you actually fight in an international tournament
>The Invincible>you can see everything
>Protoype>The game is complete
>Prey>Everyone's an atheist
>>722539760I laughed
>fallout>you never "fall" out of a vault
>Baba is you>sometimes Baba is not (You)
>Pizza Tower>the tower isn't made of pizza
>Hitman>he alerts the guards and I get caught
>>722553206Wonder if that guy is still alive and what he thinks of this dance
>Dungeon Keeper>You don't keep dung for a single eon
>A Hat in Time>the Hat was late
>>722566526Unfunny trash>>722566772Kino meme master
>>722539680>Magic the gathering>The "gathering" is just two people
>>722539680>Pokemon>You can't poke a mon
>>722570415Never played Commander, I see.
>>722539680I don't get it
>Look Outside>Instant gameoverI want a fucking refund
