I've been waiting for you... friends.
>>722545705GOLDMAN!
>>722545705why is this stickied?
>>722545705Is everyone almost here?
POSTAN IN THE STICKY
>>722545705...TO PROTECT THE LOIFE CYCLE
>>722545705https://youtu.be/Ftc_Pbhb3IE?si=PLWBmrKoiy4TeqWkDogs of the AMS... It's time da madda move
HEEHHEEHHEEEEHHH
in time, a successor will caeum
Dogs of the AMS....time they made a move....
Everything's set.
>>722549893https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnBoOS7MQsc
Whenever I replay HOTD2 all I can think of is the Poison Lily laugh and the trap sound effects from PSO
why the shticky?
No memes, what exactly leads to such atrocious voice acting? Did they just grab the first guy in the building they could find capable of pronouncing the letter L?
>>722550076balding millenials be like yooo this is the apex of comedy
>>722545705Why did he hate canadians so much?
>>722550214They were making VA's record like 5-6 games a day often with just a piece of paper saying the lines
>>722549893>starts out calling them dogs>ends calling them friends multiple timesWas Goldman tsundere?
>>722550226If that's the case Goldman did nothing wrong
>>722550383Dogs are man's best friend alongside horses
Suffer like "G" did?
I DONT WANNA DIE
Hmhmhm... Dawgs of the AMS...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnBoOS7MQsc
The original sin that man is responsible to.
I remember when 11 labs was new, an anon made a mod for House of the Dead. I don't think he ever finished it though.https://files.catbox.moe/i82xf6.webm
>>722551068Kek
I am. I am. I am the Emperor.
Light Gun shooters were fun.
>>722545705GOLDMAN!DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?!
Was it autism?
>House of the dead>takes place in a city
>>722549821DON'T COME.
>>722550619Shakespeare tier.
Where are we meeting G?
>>722553416I only played the typing version. It's even better with the intentional spoofing & multiple endings.
>>722554651BOOLETS
STOP. DONT. OPEN. THAT DOOR
>>722554940> The bosses talking to you about their hobbies.
>>722545705lel at the fake sticky
>>722545705>There are people reading this thread RIGHT NOW who haven't played Typing of the Dead.https://www.myabandonware.com/game/the-typing-of-the-dead-bee
>>722554351The first one takes place in a house, the size of a city
Dude in a silk dress.
For me, it was playing House of the Dead, Time Crisis and Jurassic Park at the arcades
the door of fate shall open*creak*
>>722558020JESUS
>>722554351It's an allegory about society
>>722545705in the test chamberr
>>722558157i meant the other one, the lost world one
>>722554351a city is a house of humanity
It's like he's inviting us in...
I still think Strength is one of the scariest bosses in all vidya
>>722558776>fuckhuge maniac zombie with a chainsawIt's honestly horseshit that you're even able to beat it
Virtua Cop was better tbqh
>>722549821Farewell friends...
>>722558823>Casually jumps over walls taller than he is despite being gigantic>Can just shoulder tackle through them too>Dies to fucking 9mm pistol rounds shot by one or two guys running around Up there with Silent Hill having reality shaping godlike beings getting reamed by rusty pipes and shotguns
>>722550531My god.
>>722554351>house in Japanese also mean “residence”>Residence of the Dead (presumably evil)
to RULE over manKIND
>>722558020Time Crisis 1 is legitimately a good game.
>>722550214Game localisation back in the late 90s still often involved random westerners in Japan>sega rally voiceover guy was just some american guy in the office>live action wesker from the intro to resi 1 was an australian school teacher (a principal of one of the local schools near me years later) on exchange who some random capcom guys saw on the streetThe internet hadn't quite evolved to the point where you could easily organise translators and voice actors from overseas and send their work back to the dev team to implement
>>722558625>IAN! SAR-RAH!
Uh oh, here comes the House of the Dead schizo again.
>>722545705what does the G stand for anyway?
Are G and G-man the same person?
>>722559113I imagine all the weirdness came from the Japanese developers trying to tell the voice actors that this line needed to be 2 seconds long to match the character animation.
Arcade games like HotD, CarnEvil and Area 51 used to legitimately terrify me as a kid passing by their cabinets, the same way you'd get terrified at horror film VHS covers in BlockBuster.Now they either just make me laugh or I feel nothing at all. I miss that innocent feeling of being scared of scary things.
>>722559169>you ever gonna tell anyone what the fuckin g stands for?>...no.
>>722559016The series in general is, even if 3,4 and 5 became much easier thanks to the other weapons.
>>722559270>a toothless crack whore said: get me a chicken dinner
>>722551068Holy fucking kek
There was nothing we could do...
So... Thornheart will be the Devil in the next and final game, right?
>>722558020
>>722558976for the longest time I was thinking that resident evil and house of the dead are connected somehow, maybe even in the same series.
>>722560728They both feature large houses and the walking dead.
>>722560728They might as well be
>>722545705What did we think of the remake...friends?
>>7225543511 and 3 take place in mansions and Overkill has a GRINDHOUSE look to it
>>722545705>Almost 30 years later>Still the unmatched all time greatest voice acting performance Gaming really died with the 7th console generation huh
>>722559169>>722559169This still might be one of the funniest games I've ever played
>>722561226The remake of one was half-decent, I just had the sliver of hope that the devs fixed the dogdick performance but they didn't do shit. I liked that it had a considerable increase in difficulty and different modes.I really don't know what they tried to do with the remake of 2 but it's just depressing, man. They fucked up and I don't think they're planning on learning about it or fixing up what they fucked up. At this point I lost any hope I had of them properly remaking HoTD3, massive missed opportunity, man.
>>722561226i try not to think about remakes at allhow did these retards get a greenlight to remake a second game, is a mystery
>>722545705suffer like G did?
>>722560163Since you have traveled so very far, be my guest and let me ENTERTAIN YOU!
(((Goldman)))
Taking girls to the arcade and ushering them under the little curtains in the house of the dead booth was a great strategy. The game was so loud and spooky that they instinctively huddle up to you and you could show competence with the game by saving them and killing the baddies. Obviously they’d be shit and often choke but it was a sure fire way of getting them having fun and subliminally desiring you. Thank you Goldman.
>>722561538>forever entertainment pay for everything, develop it themselves and publish it themselves>sega aren't doing anything with the franchise so might as well make money on it
>>722562015>I'm fully aware of what I'm doing.
>>722559269The ability to make captivating attract modes is a lost art. I swear the same technique could be used to make compelling trailers for modern games
