Who is the worst father to Zelda? I don't know much about the cartoon but I do know in that show Link is a horny guy and this frickin guy helps him. But Rhoam on the other hand made Zelda waste her entire childhood and made her feel like a loser the whole time for no good reason. And don't say tradition because it wasn't tradition. It was a thing that only happened once before 10,000 years ago.Also who is the worst at being a king in general? Because they all tend to suck except Rauru himself. Some of them are so bad that they don't even make an appearance like in Twilight Princess. But maybe that one is just dead.
>>722546225>Who is the worst father to Zelda?Nintendo
The king in Ocarina was pretty bad.>Hey Ganondorf, ol' chap, get a load of this! My young daughter of the royal bloodline has been having VISIONS that you're some evil bad guy who's going to kill me and usurp my throne! Isn't that hilarious? Kids say the darnest things.
tied between breath of the wild and ocarina of time>king is outright a fucking dumbass in ocarina of time and believes the bandit tribe's leader's claims of fealty>pushes daughter to near-suicide to figure out how to use her sealing powers at the expense of every single other facet of her life, has literally no idea of how to make it work either but is desperate to believe in and avert a sheikah prophecy
>>722546913So true. Ganondork knew the white man instinctually values forgiveness and friendship and he took advantage of this. He essentially manipulated us into suicidal empathy before it was cool. How much you want to bet the unspoken thing around the castle was that Zelda was racist?
>>722546225Dunno who's the worst. Maybe OoT.But Harkinian may unironically be one of the best.
OoT's king trusted the only brown guy in the entire country and nearly destroyed the world
probably botw since a whole "sub plot" is wasted on zelda being mad at her dad with an incredibly ham-handed flower comparison
he would shoot burgers at baby zelda to feed her
Roahm at least has the journal hidden in the library that shows he's not happy with how he acted but was desperate. OoT's (and to a lesser extent ALttP's) king was just stupid.While not Zelda's dad, Zelda's brother in Zelda 2's back story is an honorable mention in the Hyrule royalty retard list.
>>722547024One of the worst things about Rhoam was that he was using everyone else's apparent success as a way to justify his bullshit. Like nigger the divine beasts are machines specifically built to be piloted. Anyone could learn to drive them, and they only did because you ordered them to. That doesn't mean everything that happened in the past is destined to happen again.
>>722547365That was a part of the main plot though. There aren't any subplots in modern Zelda because there's only like two paragraphs of story per game. AS IT SHOULD BE.Btw that scene was kino. It doesn't make you cool or interesting to hate what everyone else likes.
>>722547589rhoam's greatest sin was putting the hero in fucking blue tunics and not green ones
>>722548010I'm pretty sure that was Zelda's idea actually.
>>722548156rhoam's DNA was so powerful it even made zelda's decision-making awfulactually with the royal family in breath/tears supposedly being a bunch of hero fetishists it's actually REALLY weird and a little dumb that they took no note of every hero wearing green (yes i am aware this is a silly lore blurb for why they have hero memorabilia laying around in the castle and the real reason is aonuma got a hair up his ass for link to be right-handed and blue)
>>722548010Wdym it looked great? Also it's not his responsibility to clothe Link anyway. It was just a gift so people knew he was involved with the royal family. It's not like kings are the ones who usually give Link his clothes. If you're that mad about it you should blame the ancient Sheikah monks because they actually made the classic tunic but didn't give it to him until after he beat all the shrines.
>I'M GOING TO GAMELON to fix shit myself>fucks it all up and leaves his daughter alone
>>722548156>>722548302>zeldatuber watcher thinks we know whatever new bullshit theories they came up withI can assure you we don't and that it's not canon.
>>722548456Being alone is better than being with Rhoam.
>>722548453>Wdym it looked great? looks even better in greenactually it tickles me the tunic of the wild is fully dyeable but they specifically forbade the champion's tunic and champion's leathers from being dyeable, i think they knew everybody was just gonna dye it green
>>722548537It's in the memories they added in the Switch 2 version. She specifically mentions getting the dye made for them custom in Hateno.
>>722548010>Blue tunicsnah, especially since Link crossdresses like a faggot.Fujibayashi-era Zelda should never have Link wear "his tunic" again until the next Link with testosterone is made
>>722548659I think you're paranoid. They're not stopping you from dying it just cause they hate you and people like you. Though I am lucky I prefer the blue. Like how does that look better to you? Even ignoring how the hat doesn't match in that image I just don't get how that color works with that design to you.
>>722548890Those are written by the same retards who wrote age of calamity. Those guys don't even know the characters. Their work is non canon. It's fanfiction actually.
>>722549113age of calamity's ONLY writing problem is bringing rhoam back from the dead, like legitimately bad writing and a reversion of zelda's sole bit of character growth through breath of the wild to have him survive even in the context of an "everybody lives and wins forever" warriors game
>>722549001So he should have just left the Gerudo to die instead of making one small sacrifice? He didn't even look like a faggot as you say. He didn't get his hair done or wear makeup. He literally just covered his face and wore Gerudo clothes which aren't even girly really.
>>722549230You fucking retard play the games. They contradict Link's established character in the very first mission, which is when I stopped playing. Holy shit what the fuck is wrong with you retards why do you pretend not to know stuff?
>>722549253not true actually he had wild bed-creaking femboy sex with riju, it was in a cutscene
>>722549387Idk what that is...Why do you know what it is?
I still think Sonia had a tan.
>>722548659Sounds stupid to restrict a customization part like that, I would've just made Green the default color if that were the case so people that wanted another look could have it no sweat.
>>722551505the real answer is probably that being the "canonical" armor set meant they didn't want it fucked with but i do think there was some "forcing the issue" on the blue color scheme
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