>Oooo I can't wait to time my button press on the enemy's animation, such a fun turn-based jrpg
Look, just because the devs have personal literal family ties to major advertising firms doesn't mean the game wasn't a critical and commercial hit by it's own merits.
posted it again
>people are still seething after 5 months
>>722554978>Chinese game>gets advertised heavily on 4chanSurprising.
>>722554334tendiebro...
>>722555124Chinese games > amerifat slop
>>722555208Nobody outside the USA has ever made a good game. We invented vidya and the internet, and we're still the best at both.
>>722554334Should be like in FF16 where you need to left-click 25 times per enemy and throw in a CTRL to dodge once in a while (optional).
>>722555318The head's pretty androgynous. It could work for either.
>>722554334you can finish the game without dodging or parrying even once
>>722554334sounds like literally any game ever
>>722554334>parry slop
>>722555318>isn't using air combos>isn't using magic burst>isn't using abilities>isn't using eikon feats>complainsi'm convinced people who dislike FF16 are absolute morons
>>722554334Remember when this game was endlessly shilled here? Glad we’re past those daysHADES 2 FOR GOTY
>>722555606>he doesn't know
>>722555548I don't dislike it, but combat was more enjoyable in Expedition 33 from a technical view. FF16 is very pretty... The boss fights aren't that bad.
God I seriously hate this stupid fucking game. I just love it when EXP33trannies raid a Final Fantasy thread to derail the conversation by shitting on JRPGs and Japanese game devs awhile larping as "le true fans an sheit". It's not like Clair Obscure came up with the idea of smashing glorified QTEs in turn-based combat. Shadow Hearts not only did that close to twenty years ago, it did it better purely because of the inherent unique qualities the Judgement Ring brought.
>>722555318I agree with anon, there's room for her to be a tomboy, such girls exist.(Unless the asset is named "boy_head_7a.bin")
>>722555276The 3 best selling games were made in Sweden, Scotland, and Japan...
>>722554334ahem
>>722555710I like both for different reasons but reducing FF16 to mashing base attack is pretty dishonest
>>722555404>>722555838i dunno man, i bet if you fed that head to AI it would report 99.8% certainty on male
>>722555947>best selling means goodTaylor Swift must be a musical genius.
>>722555989This is a girl.
>>722556042i can see that, but the longer you look at it the more uncertain you get
>>722556140Still is. Here she is serving dinner, all grown up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhW7rpFhr2k
>>722554334I thought this was an image of an orc's butthole at first.
>>722556042an ugly girl, maybe, but that NPC is a boy in a dress.
>>722555971is it really dishonest though? you could probably stroll through the game even if Q and E and right-click was unbound and all you could do was left-click. fights would take longer but it wouldn't exactly increase the difficulty
>>722555276tencent own significant voting stake in your favorite slop amerifat retarded fps developer.
>>722555990Okay, what are the best games then?Also>implying that infdev, alpha and beta minecraft were bad
>>722555208>>722555276Lowest IQ takes I've ever fucking seen. Europe and Japan have produced the best games. Kill all contarians.>t. American >>722555947He is right though; sells aren't indicative of quality. (Also, outside of Minecraft, I wouldn't call the nigger slop that is GTA and a literal tech demo the best this medium has to offer).
>>722556228>ESL gibberish>hates America because he's poorPottery. And what country might you be from, little boy?
>>722555953X-xisters, how do we respond?
>>722555953I remember timing the jumps on Mario, did all attacks on all characters let you time button presses?peach's ultimate weapon was a frying pan, i like that
>>722555276>Disco Elysium?>The Metal Slug games?>Ico?>Minecraft?>Runescape?>Castlevania?>Zelda?>fucking Tetris?>all bad, actually
trooners still mad their dyke shit ain't selling?GET USED TO IT
>>722555276Most USA made games have been shit for at least the last decade. Every since millennials took over, it's gone to shit.
>>722556857>starts with a communist tranny RPGI can skip the rest of the list, I guess. I bet you liked New Vegas, xister.
>>722557112New Vegas was made by Americans, no?
When it takes Game of the Year you fags will keep crying.
>>722557178>misses the point because he's from Foreignia instead of America
>>722557112>I bet you liked New Vegas, xisterNaaah, I only put Elysium in as bait. I probably would have put Gothic in instead or something, but I doubt many on here have played anything outside of tendieslop sadly.
What are good American games in the last like 3 years tho.
>>722556223i guess if you really hate having fun, sure
>>722557212Foreignia sounds cool
What about this game that mind broke jeets this much?
>>722555809Quit being so insecure
>>722554334Once I mastered parry timing and became a god I learned to fucking hate this game. It's trivial as shit on the hardest difficulty.
>>722555060Verso shut the fuck up and move that fingers already.
>>722558070What am I being insecure about?
>>722554334>nooo I hate turn-ased RPGs because I have going through menus>fine, you can also time your attacks in this one>nooo I also hate timing my attacks
>>722560287If it's not a cover shooter, it's a shitty game.
>>722558170>can i change instrument please?
>>722560451this but unironically
>>722554978>it is ownBoth you and e33 should kys.
>some french weebs make a JRPG, include a parrying and a dodge mechanic and decide to write a halfway decent story and characters>People love itJRPG bros, maybe we need to do more than just using our anime character template and sexualising children
>>722563025>People love itWho cares if "people" liked it? JRPGs (or any game trying to appeal to JRPG fans) shouldn't appeal to ""people"", it should appeal to die hards.
>>722557064>the current <40 year old demographic took over corporations in last decadeyou are brain damaged
>>722554334yea paper mario was great
>>722563820To be fair the dev never played Paper Mario, the inspiration was Sekiro, that's why player attacks don't actually have anything to do with animation timing, it's just abstract QTE
>>722563820In Paper Mario that mechanic is non-essential, if you want to ignore it, you can. Here it's so essential it makes the rest of the gameplay pointless. Just do the parries and you'll win. Doesn't matter what you do outside of parries, just click attack or something, you'll win
I thought the first 3rd was genuinely goty but it just got a bit boring after a while
>>722554334>>722554978What is it about nintendo fans and being insufferable tranny retards?>>722564183>>722564946>its only ok when nintendo does itFucking cattle
>>722564946I played through only using dodge instead of parry, so it's not 100% essential.And if you don't want either there's also the "story mode" difficulty, aka female gamer difficulty, making everything so easy you can fail dodge 90% of the times and still make it.
People who hate on jrpgs made a 180 and went full basedface over jrpg formula repackaged into unreal asset slop and commiting heavily into qte that's a usually a crutch in jrpg for literal children like ario RPG.
niggas who only play f2p shit like counterstrike:>>722554334
Schizo 7R fans are never going to let this one go are they?When everyone else has already played the game, enjoyed it, and moved on, they'll still be making their "here's 100 reasons why you should HATE e33!" threads. This will happen every day for the next few years.
>>722565789please understand, E33 is their 9/11
>>722565650Yo-you're not allowed to say this....
>>722554334This game gets tons of vitriol on X from real humans shitting on it.All of the fake hype was undoubtedly manufactured by bot networks. Chinese bot networks.
>>722565650It's almost like more JRPGs would be good if they ditched the Japanese "humor". Also 90% of them are easy so saying some need a crutch to be for children is disingenuous.
Fell for the psyop and got the game. Absolute bug infested dog shit filled with terrible NUMBERS gameplay, garbage parry mechanic to hide the completely unbalanced rpg the devs themselves didn't trust, and "hire this man" graphicsDropped it at the end of act 1 and sold it
>>722566075>X>real humans
>>722566116The crutch as a tool to keep kids engaged.It's an equivalent of jiggling keys for anyone who lacks the attention span to play a turn based game.It's not about the difficulty.
I keep hearing cries of "people only like it because it's not anime" and it's becoming more and more clear that what's actually going on is "people only DISlike it because it's not anime"
>>722566075>bot networksE33 wasn't nominated for either PC or console GOTY at Golden Joysticks, which really says a lot about what humans truly think about this slop.
>>722566771It's actually about having a completely broken universal mechanic so that they can just disregard any balancing issues. If you lose then just time your buttons better, it's not our game that is complete fucking garbage.
>>722567157>game expects you to press buttons at the right time to winWhat garbage!
>>722567141Nobody cares about Golden Shartstick
>>722567292Yeah, it is, it shows a complete lack of faith in the underlying rpg mechanics and for good reason: they suck ass. Having an invincibility button if you press it at the right time in a turn based rpg is dog shit design, cope and seethe about it
>>722567053Avatarfagging as Nimoy doesn't make your retarded take smart.There are too many fucking jrpgs but almost no western rpgs.Seeing a western rpg degrading itself to a simplified formula of the japanese counterparts and being praised for that is the reason it's hated.
>>722567393Only it's not hated at all.
>>722567393How is he avatarfagging when he has only posted a single pic, tendienigger?
>>722554334True, that's pretty bad compared to traditional turn-based combat from real JRPGs, where you need to think ahead and strategise. This is what the word fun means.
>>722554978Good bait. You should mentiom the interest-free loan and the AI written score and plot.
>>722567370But you're the one who is mad
>>722567393>how DARE people like this game when it's not even japanese!?!?!lmao eat shit you sad fucking weeb
>>722567141>really says a lot about what humans truly think about this slopNobody actually enjoys turn-based trash. At least if it isn't a glorified porno with bear dick.
>>722567461>>722567552>>722567692Please samefag and project harder.
>>722568008please cry harder about the injustice of people liking a game that isn't from japan
>>722567393>the reason it's hatedKeep saying that. One day you may even delude yourself into believing.
>>722567141Honestly, I didn't believe the accusations about botting until the bots started praising E33's lackluster soundtrack. It is like they are pretending that Beethoven returned from the dead to write another symphony. lol
>>722568225Un vie a t'aimer alone devastates any competition this year, apply yourself
>>722567393>it's hateda handful of final fantasy schizos throwing a shitfit on /v/ 24/7 and spamming the exact same copes over and over does not prove it's hatednow go ahead and tell everyone how the E33 team were all trust fund babies and why anyone should give a shit
>>722568225I almost fell out of my chair, when the bots started pushing for the E33 soundtrack to be nominated for a grammy. A FUCKING GRAMMY. As the first video game soundtrack ever. LMFAOI am so sick of nepo babies and chinkbot networks.
>>722555953Matilda effect.Pressing bing-bing wahoo is acceptable.But pressing in FF-esque game is not.
>>722554334I'm actually still so mad I got baited into buying this game. Skill issue, sure, but I'm so annoyed.
>>722568785Tendie maldingYou love to see it
>>722554334I have E33DS fatigue.
>platformers force me to do timed precision jumps >fighting games force me to do timed button sequences to perform combos>racing games force me to time my braking to take harsh cornersI hate it when video games make me press buttons. fuck this medium.
>>722568785>he doesn't know about Baba Yetuunderage pls go
>>722565531Poo person.
>>722554334Yes, but unironically
Post yfw you are not a jaded little paranoid faggot like OP
>>722569634Objectively speaking, that song is actually pretty good. Not a single track on the E33 soundtrack comes even close.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJiHDmyhE1A
>>722554334I used cheats to beat them game
>>722558170based
>>722569727I have never played a FF game so I'm not sure what people are mad about. All I've seen so far from FF people in this board is coomers
>>722569727Better post yfw you are not indian sweatshop outsource monkey deathly afraid gaming industry is going to stop hiring 5000 of you to make a single game.
I like when ffviir fans play the indian card to make e33 look bad.Let's take a look at rebirth's credits, shall we?
>>722570109I don't like either games and wish they make e33 into a movie and ff7 into an anime
>>722570230>I don't like video games>/v/Yep that's about right
>>722554334The combat is so shit in this game. Also, just look at how it is all put together. Attacks don't even connect, player characters just swing their weapons around. Imagine praising lazy and sloppy design like this as the next coming of Christ.
>>722570534good morning saar
>>722570534>posts one of the few examples, where the enemy is big and far awayPost some examples of good combat in JRPGs, then. Maybe something like this: >>722567559 ?
>>722558170I'd move my fingers for her if you know what I mean
>>722565909It's literally in massive green letters in the picture.
>such a fun turn-based jrpgIt really was.
>>722554334I thoroughly enjoyed it and I want more.
>>722564946Engaging with the RPG part is still required unless you want every battle to last 3+ hours. Or do you think upgrading your weapons and armor is useless in other games because you can just get good enough to not take damage and kill the enemy with a million papercuts?
Turn based combat but with an FPS option where you can shoot the idle targets and you are able to dodge and parry every attack and you need to press the button 3 times to execute basic abilities.Too many cooks in the kitchen, the outcome was a braindead combat system that made battles so unenjoyable that I was actively avoiding encounters most of the time. I don't think I've ever been repulsed by a game this way.Don't get me started on the story and characters, yikes.
>>722570817Not that anon but the example you posted was unironically better system, if the battles come down to just mashing attack, that indicates a difficulty scaling issue rather than a problem with the combat. Even Pokemon which is maybe the simplest turn based RPG has infinitely more depth and purpose that E33. Stats, types, LVL, etc. actually mean something and require at least some strategy and preparation. E33 is a memory game where you could be playing entirely wrong but succeed if you just memorise the attack patterns, it's not satisfying and it completely kills any sense of progression, you are given plenty of options which ultimately mean nothing.
>>722571634SAAAAAAAR
>>722564946>Here it's so essential it makes the rest of the gameplay pointlessWrong you lying faggot, you didn't even play the game. E33 allows to build characters to avoid even having to touch dodge button in 99.99% cases.This is why you schizos will always lose. People actually play games and can tell you don't know what you are talking about.
The bait is getting worse and more deranged with each post
>>722571745No you
It really does play like a phone game
>>722571875>no, you aren't SUPPOSED to use the game's core mechanics lmao. Tell me more about these non-dodge builds, is that grind reliant or do you have to spam those annoying QTE heals and make every battle go on for 30 minutes?Obviously the game is balanced around the the dodge/parry/jump mechanic, the player and enemy are glass canons and the stats don't mean anything.It's a bizarre defense of shit game design to imply that critics ignore the intended gameplay to enjoy the trve experience.
Legitimately never seen poojeets being so colossally mind raped by a video game. When E33 wins GOTY it'll be 9/11 for india.>>722572176>no, you aren't SUPPOSED to useWho are you quoting? You subhuman stated the mechanic is essential, while it's not. Nuff said. Didn't read the rest of your schizo babble.
why are they like this?
>>722554334E33 was snubbed for GOTY at Golden Joysticks. Even game critics and judges are getting annoyed by the relentless botting.
>>722555060Crazy huh?Wonder what made them so m->notices which platform it's not onOh I see, it all makes sense now
That's an improvement to the average JRPG
>first rigging the game's popularity>then the prix le arc with rainwhy are you frogs so dishonest?
>>722572562It's just proves E33 is good, joystic is a participation trophy for games that have no chance of getting GOTY. Slop like Peak and Dune are competing in it kek
the jeet cries out in pain as he accuses you of being a jeet
>>722554334press E to win
>>722554334>this shit is grass
you know it's a vocal minority of fans for a niche game when the same defenders are in every thread and spamming non sequiturs in an attempt to ratio the criticism
You know a game mind broke people when it gets daily hate threads where 90% of the thread is the same schizo copypasting posts from the last thread.
>>722574042>>722574309Stop crying, Chat GPT.
>>722572617>hmm nobody has mentioned nintendo yet>LET'S MAKE THIS ABOUT NINTENDO LMAOsnoy detected
I finished E33 with all the side content, Simon included and while I didn't mind the combat system at first, I grew to hate it the more I played.The actual turn-based aspects stop at buffing Maelle and maybe debuffing the enemy before she attacks. 99.99% of the game revolves around parry. Many enemies have completely fucked up parry timings that are hardly tied to the animations and sounds, and many of the long (6-8 hit) attack chains have an attack that completely breaks the previously set pacing just as a fuck you. At the same time many enemies have very simple and clear parry timings that you just naturally follow. It seems the devs are just sadists who took great enjoyment in fucking with your brain sneaking completely retarded timings here and there. It's a memory game where you need to re-do a fight multiple times to memorize and timings and then get your muscle memory right to follow then. So much for a turn-based game.Not parrying is not an option unless you're a woman with the story mode enabled. There isn't really any tangible difference between normal and expert modes later on with the optional content (which is bulk of the actual content) because if you fail a parry or two you're likely dead regardless of the difficulty. If you're not dead then you may as well restart anyway because now your Verso tanked his rank, somebody needs resurrection (wasted turn) and so on. This is also why going for a tanky build is entirely counterproductive because while you can beef the characters up enough to soak a few hits, they're going to either tank their specific mechanics or simply lose too much AP and counter damage by not parrying perfectly. Everything revolves around parry.
>>722571634>it's not satisfyingIt's ridiculously satisfying, unless you're particularly bad at it. But read Steam reviews. Most people say exactly that it's very satisfying. Most people, which means players of average skill, not some top gitgudders.
>>722576920There's also dodge which is just a bad parry that you should never use, it's almost as if the game want you to adopt a bad habit with dodge being an option, because if you don't get used to parrying as soon as possible, you're fucking yourself in the ass on the long run as it's pretty much mandatory later on. There's also jump and gradient counter which are just pointless button bloat in a "look this is not parry" way while being infinitely easier to perform.Later on you can mitigate the parry issue with the shields mechanic but the final superboss just plain steals your shields and also removes from the game dead characters that haven't been immediately resurrected, just pivoting the whole fight into pure, agonizing parryslop that goes on for too long.
>>722576981The most downloaded mod for the game is one which lets you adjust the parry timings the be more lenient (the default is 0.15s) and it says a whole lot when people resort to shit like this. Sure they could just play in story mode but it seems they want to actually play the game, they just find the whole parryslop thing unfair and unfun and I completely agree with them despite having done everything the intended way already.
>>722576920>>722576981>>722577153lmao filtered
>>722554334Yes SMRPG, Paper Mario, and Mario & Luigi have lots and lots of fans. Bing bing RPGs albeit.
>>722555124>>722554978Mario Kart sister...
>>722576920Negro E33 has the easiest parries I've ever seen in video games. There are visual and audio cues, I parried 90% of attacks first time I saw them.>Not parrying is not an option unless you're a woman with the story mode enabledYet there are people who beat entire game on hardest difficulty including Simon without even dodging once.You have severe skill issue if you failed at both parries AND party building.
>>722555971Based vidya enjoyer.
>>722577217>>722577409Can you apes even read?
>>722555276Rage baiting foreigner.
>>722565789>>722565859what the fuck are you talking about, persecuted trannyi like exp33metaphor was garbage
>>722577439You were pretty clear in expressing how you suck at this rather easy game.
>>722554334Even turn bases games aren't safe from parryslop.
>>722577409>There are visual and audio cuesthere are some attacks which have no cues whatsoever and you need to do a countdown in your head once the animation begins
I love this game so much. I wish I could find a game that was even half as good to play.
>>722577572I finished 100% of the fucking game though? I killed most of the chromatic niggers while severely underleveled also. I have no issue with the parryslop because I got used to it but that doesn't it make good or fun or engaging, it's objectively dogshit in this game.
>>722576981>because if you don't get used to parrying as soon as possible, you're fucking yourself in the ass on the long run as it's pretty much mandatory later onIs this true? Why?
Expedition 33 was greatRebirth was greatSMTV was greatMetaphor was greatYou niggers need to stop hating fucking video games and leave my VIDEO GAMES fucking board
>>722578013>missing on extra AP>missing on counter damage (it gets massive later on, with counters doing more damage than most skills)>missing on extra hits for removing enemy shields>greatly prolonging the fight>which leads to you having to dodge more shit>which naturally leads to more room for error>the fights are "balanced" around you parrying, not dodging
>>722555809Those posters are infinitely less annoying than the 13fags and Barryfags.
at first i thought you can only dodge some attacks (like big bonks) but apparently dodge is just a worse parry which is very weird design
>>722578025People who enjoyed the game finished it months ago and aren't wasting their time posting in some butthurt autist's shitpost thread.
>>722578303Dodge has a more generous window so you're invited to use it whenever you're not sure about the timing or just learning the boss. For example when I was fighting Sprong before breaking the damage cap I would parry the beams and the hand slaps but I found head bumps a bit difficult to reliably parry so I just dodged them for safety's sake.
>>722577651I never had to do this, all attacks either have clear cues or clear animations when they connect. There are maybe couple attacks that could throw you off like Troubadour attacks. But the game allows builds to play without even dodging, so you have to be both shit at games and retarded to complain.>>722577809Again, the game allows you to build party for no parry approach. You complain about having to heal your party after you get hit. What did you even expect from a JRPG? The game has shitton of abilities that give AP without parrying. You clearly failed at using the tools the game gives you.
>>722555318>>722555404>>722555989They're copying 19th century styles.
>>722578303doesn't it literally tell you this in the tutorial for your first combat, when it forces you to dodge?
>>722555809people like you are why shitposters do that. they have their fun in your thread, and make you blame some third party - it's two birds with one stone
>>722578563
>>722578507>I never had to do this, all attacks either have clear cues or clear animations when they connect.creation black hole attack, some of the sakapatate's slow attacks that come out instantly after a delay, those faggot chevaliers whose attacks never made sense to me, troubador as you mentionedi'm sure there're more shit but it's been months and i don't remember
>>722572562UGOTY hasn't been announced yet tho.
>Again, the game allows you to build party for no parry approach. Yeah like what, deathbombing? Sure that works during the first act but that's all. Stop baiting you troon.
>>722557979I don't know if the same person but there's definitely one redditor who got pissed someone played E33 after shirking his recommendation for some brazilian indie metroidvania knockoff and won't stop shitposting now.
>>722554334Hi, E33 seethe thread!See you tomorrow, E33 seethe thread!
>>7225795827Rfags will never get over it. Never.
early game was not fun because of this, later it gets better since you get more build options to take damage and not care that much about missed dodges or parries. I don't really see why the game needed this mechanic, it feels like they put it there just to keep up with the souls like fad, not considering if it makes the game more fun or not, personally for me it made it less fun.
>>722554334>fun>turn based rpgpick one
>>722579475>some brazilian indie metroidvania knockoffI fucking hate that I can think of like 3 examples.
>>722578025>Expedition 33 was greatPost hands.
>>722569193Shadow HeartsLegend of DragoonLost Odyssey
>>722554334>OP plays baseball>"Wtf, what you mean I missed the timing of the ball three times in a row?"3 STRIKES FAGGOT, YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
>>722580387late game scaling gets so out of control they added a health multiplier that goes up to the hundreds. if anything the game got too easy as it went on, except for Simon. I nearly one shot Renoir when I fought him.
>>722581025>tendies>playing sportsLol good one anon
>>722554334>Oooo I can't wait to time my button press on the enemy's animation, such a fun turn-based jrpgthis is how literally every video game has ever worked you fucking retard
>>722580458dilate you zoomer
>>722554334Is it astroturfing if there was never a single in-favor thread on 4chan?>>722555124>ChineseWhat kind of idiot are you?
>>722554334Nintendo is dead.
>>722555548FF16 had basically two kinds of fights and it kinda got old after a while. Well I guess there was a third kind if you count scripted reaction-command spam as a kind of fight.But yeah it did look good.>>722555124e33 comes from a french studio...
Listen OP I am truly sorry you were born in india, that's truly fucked up, wouldn't wish that shit on my worst enemy. But it doesn't mean you can shit up /v/ for months and months seething over a game that threatens your outsource job. Create a union or something, I don't care.
trannyslop33 sisters….
>>722582553It is slop for simpletons.
>>722555318>He unironically played without a controllerExtreme cringe
>>722584659Even if you heckin love parryslop, the actual RPG aspects are very rudimentary. The game gives you this illusion of choice with the many weapons and pictos but in the end some weapons are leagues ahead of the rest and you can enable all relevant pictos on all characters. Even stats are a meme since there's little to no reason to not dump most points into agility.
>>722579475Why is it always brazilians
>>722584659
>>722585130It also means there is definitely an A team and a B team because lumina until act 3 is pretty limited and there is no reason to bring in people for specific reasons generally as no one has really unique mechanics. You just end up stacking 3 people with all the lumina, and use pictos that have % damage and just outscale enemies. Bonus if you use Rush and then also slow enemies with Lune and enemies don't get turns.
>>722585813act 3 felt kinda retarded cause you can basically just 1 shot anything with maelle if you've done even a little exploringenemies were dropping like lvl 20 weapons and my whole team is already equipped with lvl 30+ and 1 shot every stage of the final boss(es) fight
>>722554334I couldn’t get into since they force you to play as a useless male character, dropped it at the beginning of Act 1. Felt ripped off
>>722580625found the profile again, but not the post. possibly was deleted. >>722585628I don't even think they're a hue, that's the funny part.
>>722570534>swings weapon hitting nothing but air*This looks stupid lmao
>>722584659SAAAAAR
>>722554334>having interactivity is watching grass grow>doing nothing and just watching is action I understand. best single player game of the last 10 years
>>722578303Dodge is there to learn the timings.
>>722587460sekiro was better but it's a great game
>>722586382dilate
>>722587552>learn completely different timings from the timings you're actually required to learn
>>722586438rhythm based combat isnt even new for JRPG's why are people sperging about it?
>>722590019are you retarded?perfect dodge is the same as the parry timingif you just see "dodge" then you've successfully dodged what would have been a failed parry, and when you can perfect dodge you know you can successfully parry
>>722586382You can play as any character though? >>722578303>dodge is just a worse parry which is very weird designYou can either have a more generous window to dodge, or parry within the "Perfect" window for a benefit, but if you miss it you get hit. Not sure how risk vs reward is weird design.
>>722590327it isn't rhythm based at all in e33 though, most attacks have retarded timings (too slow, not aligned with animation, not telegraphed, etc) and most chains have some hit that's completely out of synchit's just a memory game
>>722590684>memory gametheyre all fucking memory games, you ever fucking try Legend of Dragoon and doing the final spear combos? Point remains though that this argument is retarded
Picrel is still the best rhythmslop RPG and it's not even close.
>>722558075Stop parrying and go tank builds.
>>722554334 “astroturf” is a grass substitute with very real world applications. It in no way implies what you think it means. (i.e fake engagement). All you basement dwelling nerds need to stay away from “outside”-related terminology.
>>722590327because he's a turbo autist that feels slighted.
>>722591414What a retarded nigger baboon take. If you parry not only you take zero damage, you also deal much more damage.
>>722558170Its time for your skincare hon. You don't want those burn marks iching.>>722554334This E33 vs Metaphor and Rebirth war isn't that bad. Mostly because one side is a punchbag made of jeets and tendies who can't cover their tracks or speak like real human beings>>722557979
>>722590684>not aligned with animation, not telegraphed, etcThe game has the same audio cue with every single parriable attack, you can literally just close your eyes and press the parry button every time you hear it if it isn't a gradient attack or a jump attack.
>>722590684>not aligned with animation, not telegraphedThat's weird, I had no problem parrying in this game whatsoever. I also relied on rhythm on many attacks and could parry chain attacks easily. You are such a shitter you got filtered by a game that isn't even hard.
>>722591809>>722591895It shows that you shitters haven't even gotten past the first act.
>>722591956I've completed everything in the game, but getting all the audio logs. Keep seething though.
>>722591956Uh oh he is actually filtered for real by this easy game ahahah what the fuck dude
>muh sounds cueswhile that works for many attacks, it doesn't work for a lot of them too as the sound is played when the hit is already processedwhy do you need to be dishonest faggots?>my reaction time is faster than the speed of sound and adjusts for the input delaylmao
>>72259233955/55 nice. Did it require tedious grinding of any kind, or was it fun?
>>722592756You only need to grind for Simon, if you give a fuck about him at all.For the rest of the game, killing enemies once when you encounter them is already enough to grossly overlevel the content.
>>722592756Only the level 99 achievement forced me to grind
>>722592756Other anon here; The only thing I had to grind for was reaching lvl 99 on my characters and that only took a couple of hours after exploring all the side content for fun.
>>722592339How the hell do you have over 100 hours?
>>722594182>plasskrav>spilletidwhat the fuck
>>722555318>KBM>on a JRPGNani the fuck?
>>722594559>Nani the fuck?how much of a normalfag can you possibly be to think not using a controller for a turn based game is anything noteworthy?
>>722594339You're smart enough to figure out what's there in English. Let me have my programs in Norwegian.
>>722594893I had to use that mod which lets you adjust the parry and dodge windows in CO33 to compensate for the latency from wireless controller because it was fucking infuriating otherwise.
ok i beat the game, act 3 was piss easy cause i had all lvl 30+ weapons and one shot everythingthen i found Simon and that nigga tanky afi've got no chance at this phase 2, what lvl are you even supposed to be to fight this niggai was steamrolling shit at lvl 65-70 or so when i beat the game but do i have to get to lvl 99 or some shit to fight simon?
>>722592540Nigga what game are you even playing, fucking Elden Ring? E33 is forgiving as hell parry window is generous and all timings are fixed. Just learn the attacks and parry timings it's easy
>>722595267For Simon you need to have everything maxed and then get all his parry timings down to muscle memory. That faggot has like 50m+ HP.
>>722591716show hands right now
>>722595267There's other shit to do beyond the last boss that should naturally level you to 90+.
>>722594182I played the game second time right after finishing it. I thought most dialogs from Act 1 were just mysterious for the sake of being cool, but I liked how everything made sense. Especially Alicia's poem, I thought it was just cool sounding nonsense first, but I shouted KINO KINO KINO when I watched it second time.
>>722595409>just memorize all the timings of all attacks because they're not organic in the slightestYou're just proving his point?
>>722595162are wireless controllers really that bad? I replaced my wired 360 controller ~half a decade ago, and I had to visit several store just to find one.
>Ramesh STILL seething he can't understand the gameIndia BTFO.
>>722584659>"Modern reviewers are shit and game journalism is a joke!">"err well, I meant only when they disagree with me, tee hee"
>>722595619Maybe it's just my switch pro controller being dogshit but it was downright unplayable by default.
ah yesss my based and redpilled gamesee you guys in agharta
>>722595773lol you're making me think it's the console now, but I also didn't play E33 on the switch. I've noticed several joycons being nearly unresponsive every once in awhile and just thought it was from wear and tear from lending it to my nephew and niece.
>>722595619I played with Xbox Elite on PC and didn't have any problems
>>722554334Played it during the month I had GP ultimate, and like, legitimately it's a beautiful game (audio-visual, I mean. Plus not having potato characters is a nice change), but the gameplay itself is ass and I got tired of the same repetitive:>fight new enemy>get smacked around a bit while you learn their timing>learn timing and just block/parry/counter/shoot everything ad infinitum>enemy becomes a non-issue for the rest of the game because they literally can't do anything to you>repeat-gimmick. Hell, if you're playing on any of the easier difficulties, you don't even need to learn their patterns since the reaction window is like 33 frames (haha) and you can just eyeball everything perfectly.I'm 100% sure that anyone that says you can just eyeball anything on any difficulty got bored early and turned the difficulty down (me), and didn't realize that the difficulty changes the parry windows.Someone in this thread mentioned SMRPG, but even that has a bit more to it since the timing varies so wildly and there's so many enemy attacks you straight-up can't block, and even then you only block half damage if you time stuff correctly unless you go for the 3(?) frame window to fully block something and probably miss it anyway since modern video/input delay is a lot longer than 3 frames.And you can't change the difficulty to make the windows wider. (Unless you can in the remake, IDFK, haven't played it yet.)>>722565789>7R fans>existingThose games just kinda come out like a silent, damp fart.I don't care how much/little the games sell, it's like they come out and nothing happens, like the games never existed, outside of a few people posting screencaps of Yuffie or Aerith or something and pointing out yellow paint to make fun of it.
>>722584659PCgamer always has the worst takes lol.Honestly a harsher toned review site might be a neat resource but they lose all credibility when they give high praise to rehashed octopath JRPGslop in the same breath.
>>722595690>>722591716indian babels bots>>722590327It's a j-RPG, you're supposed to upgrade your characters STATS by looting armors and weapons and leveling up. Once you introduce the player's skills into this, you end up with a game that work against itself. As the characters progress, the skill ceiling actually drop dow and can only be balanced through artificial difficulty.
>>722596903good to know. ideally I'd get another wired controller when this one shits the bed, but first party ones seem to be getting harder to come by.
>>722554334>no one will notice that we copied SMRPG and Mother 3
>>722598229>no one will notice that I'm a Nintendo fan
>>722554334will /v/ ever stop seething over this game?
