bros....
pick up that turd
>>722561672kek
You wouldn't be able to tell the difference
>>722561524>xen lifeforms improve the enviroment
>>722561524sir why is it called half-life?because you lose half of your life from walking in front of the tram sir
>>722561672lmao
>>722561927Why did you post a picture of the Holy ganges saar
>>722561524>RICE AND SHINE DR. FURHEEVAN
>Icon is just permanently on all game
>Welcome, sir or ma'am, to City 17
the right jeet in the wrong country can make all the difference
>>722562314Fuck, someone shop one of those train-baiting retards in front of the big HL2 trains
>>722561524>turdcrabs that jump onto your face and take a dump>cowhounds whose murder is an instant game over>the suppression field proved to be utterly ineffective due to mass rapes>the mysterious jeet man calling you saar freemanI say it's kino
>oppresive authority>senseless environmental devastation>fighting against traitors to humanityyeah a prequel with gordon's student trip would be cool
Only India would have the scientific minds to save us from the Combine
>>722561672Now take it to the loo
*BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEE*
>>722561524>Gman places you into the train>immediately get molested
>>722562475>permanentlyever seen those pajeet rekt videos where everything gets engulf with flames due to gas leaking? LPG has an additive to detect leaks called mercaptan. it added a foul smell so you'll notice it. it means they're so used to smelling bad all the time because they don't detect the leak until everything gets ignited.
>>722563773>mercaptanThe story WHY they started adding it to the natural gas is more bizzarehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR486zloao0
>>722561524>You can hear the train hitting street shitters in the beginning scene
Sir, please marry my daughter, sir, I offer generous dowry sir
Im so tired of this board just endlessly mocking India over and over and over again
>>722564421>mockingIt's mostly paranoid screeching about Indians. At least this thread is making jokes.
>>722563631>You arrive as a mangled corpse, stuck to the front of the train.>Baharni has to use a crowbar to dislodge you.
>Good morning, Mr. Freeman. Good morning.
>>722561524>Antishitizen 1
>>722564421>>722564818Good morning
As a White, I'm cackling at this thread. India is for Indians. Fix your own country before plaguing another's.
>>722565513There's an indian man under your bed
>>722564421Too bad. You people are naturally ridiculous and we all hate you from how often we have to deal with you now
>>722564421SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAA.AAAAA.AAAA.AAAAA.AAAAA.AAAA.AAAARSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAA.AAAAA.AAAA.AAAAA.AAAAA.AAAA.AAAAR
>>722563773>ever seen those pajeet rekt videosno, I haven't. Because watching real people die and mocking it is fucked up and will ruin you mentally
>>722564421Oh so you really ARE a jeet. No wonder your takes are so shit.
discord link?
>>722564421The problem isn't with the mocking of India, it's with this same thread being made over and over again dozens of times. This and that stupid Indian dark souls one.
>>722566970do you think you need to organise a discord to make a thread shitting on jeets?
>>722564421I'm so glad that we're able to come together and decide we want to collectively agree on something. The same can't be said about too many things.That said, I feel like we don't need a SAAR thread up at all times. It's perfectly sufficient to make jeet jokes within existing threads.
>>722561672>>722561927>>722562475>>722563631>>722564268>>722565198kek underrated thread ruined by that tranime jeetranny
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ydUdqWE1g
>>722561524hey guys! me mutahar, and today, folks, we're gonna be blowing up the citadel!
>>722561672pffthahaha
You just made twelve more blacked threads. Are you happy, Saar?
blessed thread. ravenholm would be a real horror experience
>>722571138varanasi is india's ravenholm.
>>722561672Heh
DO NOR TRUST THE COMBINE SAARTHEY BUILD WEIRD CHAIRS THAT STEAL YOUR PRECIOUS BROWN GOLD SAAR
>>722561524welcome to Shitty 17
>so wake up, mister freeman, wake up and smell the feces
>>722564421Post hand
>>722561524>"Listen carefully my dear, when you see your father relay these words:">"Do not redeem"
>>722562735>the mysterious jeetmanfucking kek
>HL3 in India>can't disable head-bobbing
>>722561672fpbp
DO NOT REBEL! DO NOT REBEEEL!
>>722561524>>722572196Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Dr. Breen. Why has the UN seen fit to suppress our digestive cycle? Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen."Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course, your question touches on one of the most basic biological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of the species. I also detect some unspoken questions. Do our benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for Indian people? Will they ever deactivate the suppression field and let us defecate again?Allow me to address the anxieties underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left unvoiced. First, let us consider the fact that for the first time ever, as a species, sanitariness is in our reach. This simple fact has far-reaching implications. It requires radical rethinking and revision of our genetic imperatives. It also requires planning and forethought that run in direct opposition to our neural pre-sets.
>>722561524saardon redeemman
The One True Jeetman
>>722566457>no, I haven'ti can help you out
The right card in the wrong store can make all the difference in the world.
>>722571443
Tell me, Freeman saar, if you can: you have destroyed so many toilets — when was exactly the last time you defecated? Can you name even one street?... I thought not.
>>722561672JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>722561524Gordon's phenotype... all this time it was right in front of us...
