Friendly reminder: Overwatch 2 is the best Hero Shooter on the market and there's basically no reason not to play it right now.
>>722567579This is actually true
I'm not playing multiplayer slop anymore, I have no patience to interact with retards
>>722567579Dropped it years ago, back playing diablo2, overwatch is a kids game.
I want to be mercy...
i wont touch ow2 unless that kiriko poster gets fed to a pack of starving dogs
>>722568271I'm already Mercy
>>722568429How can I BE mercy? <3
>>722567579rivals is more fun though
>>722567579Overwatch would be more fun if they scrapped the engagement-based matchmaking, because every game being a one-sided stomp sucks regardless of what side of the stomp you're on.I love when the game gives me a Genji who's got <10 hours on the entire game and plays like he's in a gas leak, and gives the enemy team a level 300 Sojourn with a mercy pocket who rapes the entire lobby.
>>722568751>every game being a one-sided stompEveryone blames the matchmaking but this piece of shit game is sensitive to having a single shitter on your team. I've had a games go from a stomp on the first round to a total reversal after a trashcan one-trick quit on my team.
I want to BE Mercy!
>>722569659that's only possible in my basement
>>722569659>>722568429do you still have your balls attached?
>>722569735Yes
>>722567579>Friendly reminder: Overwatch 2 is the best Hero Shooter on the market and there's basically no reason to play it right now.This is what I read and agreed with, before I realized I read it wrong.
>>722569824Can I kiss them?
I'm not entering my phone number to play a videogame.
>>722569893Sure
>>722567579>Overwatch 2 is the best Hero Shooter on the marketDid they make more widowmaker tier characters recently or are they still pumping out freaks and homo looking dudes?
>>722570352Yes
>>722567579overwatch 1 was really good on release, but they deleted it and replaced it with this f2p garbage. it's disgraceful what they did to what was initially a great game
>>722570352Two of the four most recent heroes are coombait females (Juno and Freyja), and of the remaining two, only Hazard is pure homo bait.
>>722570352widowmaker went through 2 different rounds of making her ass smaller, so they've really ruined the game even from that anglethey can't help themselves, it's so sad
Same bots
>>722567579too busy gooning to overwatch
hnnnngg~
>>722570893why did you type that
>>722570932ghngghhh~ Gahh~<3
>>722567579>there's basically no reason not to play it right nowGame itself is not the issue. I dont even mind when the hero ballance is wacky. What I do mind is the dogshit matchmaking. And I say this as someone that is not that serious about climbing. I just wanna have fun. I dont want complete stomps one way or another.
>>722573103hngggggg up and down...
Overwatch threads are my favorite
for me, its tracer
>games designed entirely around getting you to buy lootboxesAnd "people" actually play this shit. Hahaha.
>>722571189>>722573132are you sick or something?
People will only ever think of this game as “the one that Marvel Rivals is based off of” from now on. Rivals even took its reputation as “the coomer game”.But Nyl will probably never make futa for Rivals so I guess I’ll always remember it
Goon thread?
>>722567579ive played a fuckload of overwatch and rivals is betteroverwatch was good for the time with unique abilities and such but their dlc characters after ana weren't goodrivals, i hate to say doesn't fall AS HARD into ult dumping, like barely, unless its on a support in which case if you get a support for a tank its a win if its for DPS you're likely to win the fight
>>722567579>there's no reason not to eat shit right nowgo right ahead
>>722575180no one said this and last time i checked the games popularity is getting smaller and smaller
God I want to fuck Juno
>>722567579>Overwatch 2 is the best Hero Shooter on the marketThat's not a hard title to hold when you compare it to the competition
>>722567579I have no reason to play it.
>>722576337>rivals, i hate to say doesn't fall AS HARD into ult dumpingAre we playing the same game?
>>722567579I played like 5 hours of OW2 because a friend asked me to play, I was multiple times up against entire teams of people with pride flag pfps and skins
I like playing healer!
>>722567579>and there's basically no reason not to play it right now.Still haven't added the mode where all the Overwatch girls pump up into lewd bombs and explode
>>722577634why
>>722567579>>722568429>>722569659>>722574671>>722577634White Woman Power
>>722578560because its erotic
>>722567579>there's basically no reason not to play it right now.6v6 isn't the default yet, bring it back
>>722577857kill yourself
>>722579478No, sorry.
>>722579708you wouldn't get it
Mercyfriends are cute...
>>722567579ded genre, ded gaem
>>722576938rivals is the third most played game on steam behind cs2 and dota (banana doesn't count)not even factoring the console players
>don't like most FPSes I've tried>team-focused multiplayer games are best when you're playing with friends instead of randoms, and none of my friends play OW>none of the character designs are good enough to justify slogging through a game I'd probably not enjoy
>>722582712God imagine just being wedged between those two massive, plump rumps as they both inflate
>>722582712me on the right my gamer bf on the left
Playing classic mode honestly makes me wonder how the fuck the game survived in the span of time between competitive being added to the game and role-queue added to the game. Every game in that mode is you watching your 5 DPS shitters charging off in different directions vs an actually co-ordinated team.
>>722570352The OW2 new additions in order of release>SojournA 50 year old black woman who looks more like she's in her late 20s. Has thighs that could crush skulls, but she never gets any skins and is a boring personality, so she gets forgotten>Junker QueenA 7 foot muscle mommy with some light dom elements, designed to appeal to the people into tall amazons that want to step on them. Much like Zarya, rarely gets skins>KirikoA 20 year old Japanese woman who really should be in her mid-30s based on her fanfiction tier backstory. Personality in game does not match how she is in her animation. A blank slate of a woman that exists solely to sell skins to coomers despite them increasingly looking less and less like her.>RamattraA cool as fuck transforming robot villain who has the actual best design in the game if your focus isn't on coombait>LifeweaverA tall handsome pretty boy prince type with dumb hair. Has some cool skins>IllariTwo men in a row was too much for Coomerwatch, so here's a barely legal brown girl with lots of angst. Gets oddly overlooked in r34 despite being one of the most stacked girls in the game>MaugaBig muscle man to throw a bone to the gay bara crowd>VentureA cute tomboy design completely ruined by turning them into a they/them character. Deserved better>JunoSaved the game. Asian girl from space with an ass to rival Widowmakers, pants that look painted on, and a skating type animation to ensure there's lots of sway. A 3rd Person mode was added shortly after for a better look.>HazardA freak of nature good boy who then was given a tiny handsome makeover before release to give the bara crowd a new boy to lust for>FrejaA very normal attractive Scandinavian woman. Is almost too plain for r34>WuyangA handsome Chinese himbo released with a skin with his shirt off, for the ladies and gays. Backstory introduced a sister who will come at a later point>Next heroAppears to be a muscle mommy warrior woman knight from Greece
>>722567579I'd be playing overwatch 24/7 if it was dive characters only
>>722569659Built for BBC.
>>722567579>hero shooterstopped reading right there
>>722567579>Best Hero shooter That's correct >No reason not to play itIt's a Hero shooter and therefore shit
I solely play this game to bully my mercy pocket relentlessly. Bonus points if another support asks nicely to join my duo.
>>722584564>calling ow2 coomerwatch after listing a short list of shit characters with zero sex appealI looked up Yuno and it's sort of cringy "sexy" instead of full blown like widowmaker. Even mercy looks better.>frejatuff grill stronk bossbitchbabeboss, characters like widowmaker are never getting made ever again at that emasculated/castrated studio.
>>722574671daily reminder that it was intentional
>>722591056what was?
All these women belong to Shotas.
tfw no futa friends to play Overwatch 2 with..
I just want to shoot at guys in a game with bullets actually going where i point them without retarded cs recoils or terrible accuracy and also people having fast movement and accurate hitboxes lastly no fucking retarded forced teamwork, overwatch tank/healer bullshit and cheater infestation.Is that too much?
>>722586507i would still play this game if this actually ever happened, but i've never once been bullied in game even though i even have the bimbo skin... I haven't played in years now
>>722601351built for BBC
I tried to come back to this but it takes 5 to 10 mins to find a competitive match now, what happened? Are there just way less players or is everyone playing the Stadium mode instead?
>>722602079I look like this
I started playing again recently. I like the perk that lets you have two Zenyatta healing orbs
