I'm a 34 year old man and my wife always wants to have sex with me when she catches me playing Mario games. It's kind of annoying. She will always hear the tv or the Switch 2 going "WAAAAHOOOO!!!!" or "YIPPPIIIIIIIIIEE!!!" as Mario is jumping around. Then she just starts smiling and imitating Mario like "Wahoooo!" while watching me play the game. She barely understands the games at all although she did play Mario 3 and watch the movie with me, watching something like Galaxy or Odyssey just confuses her but she finds it funny that I play these games. Eventually she'll be grabbing my cock while I'm trying to beat the level and I have to pause the game and make love to her. She just seems to think a grown ass man playing Nintendo games is so adorable for some reason.Anybody else have this problem when playing Nintendo games or Mario games specifically?
big if true
>>722572530it's true. Mario is the ultimate wingman. A little too effective if you ask me.
