ITT: cute and canon vidya couples
>>722573637She's a deepthroat queen
>>722573474I noticed that the west HATE familiesand the newer west hate couples too (unless they're somewhat sex slaves or something)
>>722573474>Makes yurifags seethe
Marry and reproduce
>>722573769I'm frankly disappointed in them schizos. Everything is a narrative, they say, but they aren't insisting that Cereza is totally gay regardless of the source material. Just... defeated.
>>722573873Rodin's grab attack raped the lesbian out of Bayonetta
What could have been
>>722573847God, I want a Panty gf/wife so bad.
Leon will forget the asian hoe
>>722573847He wore his headphones to his own wedding?
>>722573847>>722574096Daemon girls are 100 times better. They're sensible and not whores.
>>722573847>marrying a turbowhoreishygddt
>>722573769Why would yurifags care about a bislut
>>722574279Brief is a better man
>>722574279I mean she's only fucked, like, one thousand guys. What's a little water under the bridge?
>>722573769That was so fucking funny. Literally the best example of "it's just a painting, son"
>>722574106Chris...
>>722574346kek
Polygamous couple
>>722574106It'll be poetic if Leon finally has to kill Ada in RE9.Either Ada's shady work finally crosses a line and Leon ends it, or she becomes infected like Steve in Code: Veronica and Leon has to put her down.
I love these lesbians like you wouldn't believe
>>722574689I'm genuinely annoyed that nips don't do these endings more often>create harem scenario>pussy out and only do monogamy ending with the blandest girl
>>722574689harem endings are the most cowardly outcome a writer can possibly makeit's the relationship writing equivalent of everyone including the villains living happily ever after with no lasting consequences
>>722574279He took her virginity. :^)
>>722574865Harem end is literally the pussy out to not make the girl fans mad
>>722574940then don't do harems in the first place if you're not going to commit?
Remember him?She just has to let go of dead boy Adam's computer interface...
>>722574975The horse race is the point like that uhhh twins anime everyone melted down over yotsuba(?) winning
>>722573474I thought Bayonetta is slightly taller than him.
I sure hope nothing bad happens to them
>>722574865Wow, he fucks all of that?
>>722573474That's Bayo 3, Viola's mother looks exactly like Bayo 1 so that shit is not canon at all. Also, Viola dyes her hair. Play the fucking game.
>>722575274Someone's mad
>>722575043but those are meant to be drama and romcom animeaction-adventures should either commit to harem ends or not have them at all
>>722575015god i just love when trans women have black partners in games, i wish we'd see more of that
>>722575350Doesn't matter if it's romance people will still argue it generates discussionRei vs asukaHinata vs SakuraAlso nips can't write any romance but every girl falling for mc
Bring her back
>>722575558>Hinata vs Sakuramakes me laugh that the latter never even tried to participate in the bowl yet arguments happen anyway
>>722575628Begone hagHe's Mona's
>>722574271I'd kill everyone on this board for a Kneesocks wife.
>>722575773Yeah like rukia I don't even think she was in the bowl but shippers gonna ship
>>722574106
>>722575982there was nothing romantic, but Ichigo and her had good chemistry
>>722573474yurisisters...
>>722574279Your wife's past is none of your business boy. We must be better men.>>722574689Harems are cringe. Reverse harems on the other hand...
>>722575628>>722575846Why would a man as greedy as Wario be content with only one wife
>>722575127No, only the 3 close to him, rest are sisters, mothers, kids
>>722576149Dude... sharing a hole and mixing semen is gay
>>722574279You don't even hate the turbowhore.
>>722576304It's 2025, no need to pretend to be homophonic anymore. You can come out of the closet and join the parade.
>>722573847did brief actually cheat on her with kneesocks?
Did any canon couple ever make /v/ seethe?
>>722577173Max and Chloe
>>722574279You won’t have a choice
>>722577173River City Whores
>>722574905>everyone including the villains living happily ever after with no lasting consequencesbut that's kino
>>722576304Yes, but if the guy is the right level of cute/handsome and is a total bro the concept of double-dicking a sexy girl with him can still be hot.Also this is all within the context of fantasy for a good wank. Long-term monogamous love is obviously the most healthy type of relationship.
>>722574146How else is he going to listen to his wedding playlist? and the subliminal voice of GOD telling him what to do
>>722577884Sounds like gay cuck cope
>>722574384Given she's over 500 years old, it's not THAT many by year basis compared to some human turbowhores.
>>722578089Bro, I just said it was gay.
>>722573847More like marry and get cucked
>>722575015your pic: non-canon and gaymy pic: canon and absolutely based
>>722578261Why would Samus be into a dirty Xeno
what about tragic vidya couple?
>>722575628>>722575846I propose a third option
>>722578514Got one of those hereGranted their series also does magic timeline fuckery, so who’s to say it actually ends tragic
>>722573847>Panty >Having only one kid
>>722578729When your bully makes out with your crush
>>722578729Toadette thinks wagies don't deserve rights
>>722578787Brief has a canon giga-penis. It’s possible he just completely demolished everything down there before they had a chance to conceive again.
>>722578729how about this
>>722578994Wario is not a waggie he doesn't even have a real job
>>722578787Two actually>>722578219
>>722573765you just reminded me of It Takes Two>extremely casual but fun coop game with a lot of variety>story is about two parents about to go through a divorce that get sucked into a fairy tale adventure and rediscover their love for each other and how their fighting has impacted their young daughter>journos bash the game for being too difficult and try to moralize their opinion by saying it's story is harmful to kids because someone who's parents went through a divorce would think their parents just didn't love them enough.
>>722573847I haven't watched season 2, did they really end up together? Not a dream?Does she cheat on him?
>>722579098Erm... director and game developer at Wario,Inc.
>>722579271anon he literally steal other people gameshe doesn't even asset flip
>>722579343Game gets sold, money goes in. It's honest work
>>722577446based and hopepilled
>>722579243>oppai loli irlHot
>>722577173BOTW Link and Zelda
>>722573474>see a strong female character>immediately make up some retard headcanon about how she is carpet munching dyke girlboss that hates men>character revealed to be straight>seethe endlessly about itCrazy how often it happens.
>>722579098>owns a gold mine, employs hard-working shy guys >owns a dam and a ski resort on his own mount wario>owns a stadiumWario doesn't just steal and plunder, he creates wealth.
>>722574015gaycuckedlara is for me the player
>>722579906too based for this board
>>722579661It’s strange with Bayonetta, because if you go back to the first game the amount of time they spent on establishing the chemistry of these two is wild.
>>722579960do you really think that twitter trannies played it
>>722579589BOTW Link is for Mipha, though. He only settles for Zelda after everyone else is dead
>>722573474
>>722579906Based
>>722580163Erm... he's already Chuchu's pink ball
>>722573765You also made me realise that its even worse than we think. There are plenty of nice couples/love intrests that form as a result of the players choises in western games, but its NEVER families.The only canon couples (in western games) i can think of are: Khalid and Jaheira from BalddursGate1 Horatio and Pipistrella from PitPeople Geralt and Jen from Witcher3 (wich technically counts as a player chosen romance option but whatever)Actually one of my very favourite moments from Banner Saga trilogy is when at the end of the 3rd game Hogun comes to you and asks to leave your retinue so he could spend time with his family before the world ends. Its only a few lines of dialogue but it hits hard.Provided you recruited him in game1 and kept him alive and with you trough the entire journey.
>>722579906not so fast
>>722573847>Marrying used goods just because she's a gorgeous 10/10 sex goddess who loves youLOL what a cuck
>>722580306Reminder that he popped her cherry
>>722580241Clingy bitch
>>722579529>oppai loli>lolishut the fuck u pyou fucking retard holy shit where do you fucking inbred cunts come from
>>722574106Kys white men and asian women are made for each other
>>722580270>calling their audience fagsDid they think that was a good business strategy?
>>722580335doubt.jpg
>>722580562did you even watch season 1
>>722579960BAYONETTA YOU KILLED MY DADdat ass though
>>722580117Case in point
>>722580270But Guts already has Casca
>>722580618Like a decade and a half agoRefresh my memory
>>722580761Panty regrows her hymen and Brief fucks her
>>722580241Chuchubro...
>>722577240REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEChloe worst girl!Max deserved better!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>722580647Sonic has canonically been attracted to human females from the start, he never considered Amy. He wants to be with a human woman
>>722580270Griffith has Casca
>>722580993Currently so
>>722580270Guts is for Schierke albeit.
>>722580927>he never considered AmyGo look up what Amy’s first appearance was. I’ll wait.
>>722577446I love cute fairies!
>>722581178Sonic CD, he runs from her after saving her dumb tarot card-reading ass
>>722573474At least in my head canon.
>>722579661Why does this happen to gacha games so much anyways? Don't yurifags have their own gacha games they can go play if they're looking for yuri? Why waste time hoping it shows up somewhere else?It's like playing a game aimed at 8 year olds in the hopes that it'll have a hardcore sex scene in it.
>>722573474How would you feel knowing that your wife's soul is damned to eternal torment? What does that do to a man?
thank god Bayonetta 4 will never happen
>>722581276Incorrect. She debuted in the manga as the girlfriend of Nicky/Sonic who was a Clark Kent/Superman type character back in 1992.
>>722580647Daughter?
>>722574905TRVTH NVKE
>>722574689Can you read, dipshit? OP said COUPLES. A harem by definition is not a couple.
>>722580827I don't remember thatmaybe it's time for a rewatch
>>722581714Rexfags will look for any excuse to flex the only W real-life has ever thrown them.
>>722579086Daisy prefers to be the one on top
spyboy and flygirl
>>722573474WTF? I thought she was an iconic lesbian icon? That was what Reddit and Twitter said for years!?
>>722582130king diddlede
Elora is just a side bitch
>>722574803Man, that would be fucking great.
4chuds will seethe
>>722575461get a grip man
>>722573765>>722580267Semi-related thought.Having recently played Signalis and Awaria I realized that for some odd reason, a game (and by extension it's fanbase and it's creations) is only allowed to be openly lecherous towards women when it's in a lesbian context. Anything hetero and it very soon gets the gooner label. Then I thought about those Tumblr cartoons like She-ra and the same thing applies.What is behind this lesbofication of culture?
>>722583092Das rite niggaGordon fucks MEN
>>722583642The establishment doesn't like straight White men being in relationships with white women and do everything in their power to disrupt and subvert the natural order.
>>722573765White people. They hate anything hetero.
>>722573765>>722583642>>722583909>>722583779/pol/fags and their eternal victim complex
>>722578219Thats not her kid
>>722582248We need more games so this can be confirmed
You jealous?
>>722581126This is the truth
>>722573474>"canon vidya couples">90% of posts are non canon idiots
>>722584972she dumped him for Pinstripe
>>722573474Them and shovel and knight shield are cuteAlso i read one of shovel knight's spin off game (i think it was dig?) shows how he met with shield knightIs it fun?
Would Captain Falcon and Jody count?
>>722574279She doesn't get STDs so who gives a shit
Devs are usually gay liberals that want their characters to be waifus. If it was up to me all these sexy bitches would be getting ran through by their hubbies and having babies
>>722585503Cuck
>>722585456Men who arent cuckolds
>>722585525They arent real! No one has a shot with them
>>722585376No...
>>722585664Still a cuck mentality, cuck.
>>722585664The only otaku who abide by the "it's a drawing, who cares" and actually mean it and aren't just coping are lolicons and shotacons.Every other otaku treats their waifu like a real person, and will pitch a fit if their waifu does something that makes them feel inferior to a drawing.
>>722585582so not you
>>722581784yeah its unironically true.They revirgin'd her
>>722586241I don't see how that makes him any less of a 'cuck' by 4chan standards.
>>722586391>4chan standardsThat's the problem
>>722586170You literally like used goods nigger
>>722586449Yes, I agree
Kris is straight male btw
>>722574940Literally since when were female fans cool with harems?
>>722587431I think he meant "fans of the girls" In the case of >>722574689 it was 100% done because Niafags had a melty when she got rejected in XC2, so they retconned it into a harem in XC3
Your vidya heroes are sex-havers
>>722583909Not all white people, specifically white games journalists.
>>722574689The vaginally driven replies to this post jgc
>>722586015So waifufags are just turboautists that can't differentiate fiction from reality? Smells like mental illness to me.
>>722583642Seting the question up as /pol/bait but i kinda get what you mean, Anon.Other than pushing 'the message' in more or less direct way, i think the main cause for it is lack of interesting ideas. Im certain that at one hand they dont want to feed (or actively want to fight against the) stereotypes of the machoman and the damsel in distress (or god forbid, vice versa with a muscle woman and a comedic relief male) or have some misguided concept of power dynamics in relationships and everyone having to be equal. And on the other hand they still want to have sex appeal as thats what sells, meaning its going to be all girls all the time.Personally i found Signalis to be tasteful, the cast wasnt raging lesbians burning to get some action or push a message, it was people who were looking for the people they cared about - however what the fandom has evolved into deserves no mention.As for straight couples being "gooner" stuff, i dont get. The few straight couples in games i have noticed over the year havent exactly spawned a sub branch of rule34. And i woudlnt count the collectable cards from Witcher1 as "couples".The gold standard of straight couples in games to this day is done by Kojumbo in MGS3 with Snake and Eva
>>722587717In fairness, the scene where Rex rejects Nia is one of the most cringe moments in all of JRPG history
>>722588170Nah, they never had a connection like Rex and Pyra did, she deserved to get rejected.
>>722586391>>722586449>>722586779How would that change anything for anyone? No one but a few fetishist specifically care about the hymen
>>722588386>No one but a few fetishist specifically care about the hymenKeep telling yourself that
>>722588137Yes, waifufags, yurifags, self-inserters, purityfags, the vast majority of them all are just mentally ill people who genuinely cannot differentiate reality from fiction, so they will always pitch a fit when, say, a cartoon girl has a previous relationship or gets with a character who is not a woman or a self-insert, because it means they've been "ruined" for the viewer, even though she's a drawing and thus cannot be ruined.
>>722588170How?
>>722588491Are you unironically arguing most people care about the hymen? Seriously?
>>722588526>game presents character A>you have an opinion of that character>character A does something that you don't like>you are mentally ill if your opinion of the character changes?
>>722588770Its cuck/liberal mentality. Next thing he’ll do is find some way of calling you a pedophile for caring
Iykyk
>>722574323>bislutIs there actual evidence that Bayonetta is anything but straight?
>>722588909If "something you don't like" is "has sex with someone of the opposite sex that they like" or "is functionally immortal and mentions having had lovers before instead of being eternally devoted to their first lover who died generations ago" (seen recently with the autist who got upset about Silksong), then yes, you are mentally ill.And I say that as someone who masturbates to loli, so you know you must be EXTREMELY mentally ill.
>>722588386It's more there's a lot of virgins who want their wives to be virgins too.
>>722584994>full beard at 20Why didn't I get this gene
>>722589097>pedophile grandstanding and deciding what counts as mental illness or notamazing
>>722589250Yes.I am legitimately less mentally ill than you are.
>>722580647>Calls the father of her child by his full name.This relationship is weird. Especially since Sonic is a deadbeat dad and Miku seems cool with it.
>>722589319Sure thing, having your morality be warped porn-obsession is mentally healthy!
>>722589429Anon, you're bitching over a drawing not being a virgin, you are absolutely the one with porn-warped morality.
What are some ships you wish were canon?
>>722589529>Anon, you're bitching over a drawing not being a virginWhere?
>>722589568I don't ship characters because I'm not a woman or a tranny
>>722589598see>>722588909
>>722589634what the fuck are you doing in this thread
>>722589634Romance is a male thing. Women are soulless
>>722574842GOD I LOVE CUTE LESBIANS
>>722587859If CyberConnect2 weren't cowards and Volume 3 was actually finished
>>722589695Only cucks want to see women romanced by other men. Cuck.
>>722590026TRVKE
>>722589651You are taking it in isolation, this is like reading a romance story and then getting mad it doesn't go in the direction you want it to go, it's not about the character doing X or Y in a vacuum it's about the context in which that happens.Do you have the same opinions of shippers? Or fetishists? Where does the line begin and end for you?
>>722589695>>722590026Both of you should just accept you're homosexuals and go suck each other's dicks.Holy shit, you fucking failures.
>>722590026Jew mentality
>>722574015in the good timeline crystal dynamics got fire bombed by some crazy indian and this would have become reality
>>722590151>>722590154Cuck mentality
>>722573474(you) and best girl of course.
>>722590119>this is like reading a romance story and then getting mad it doesn't go in the direction you want it to goIf you get mad that a romance story doesn't go in the direction you wanted it to go, you are probably mentally ill. A non mentally ill person might be disappointed that a story doesn't go the way they were hoping they would, but if you get mad, like actually fucking angry, you are probably a mental case.>Do you have the same opinions of shippers?Yes, absolutely, most shippers are definitely mentally ill, and you'd have to be batshit insane to argue otherwise in fucking 2025.>Or fetishists?Depends on the fetishist.
>>722589791>CC2 dropping the ball on concluding thingsYeah, the more things change…
>>722590306Are you autistic? It's a figure of speech, an exaggeration.>Yes, absolutely, most shippers are definitely mentally ill, and you'd have to be batshit insane to argue otherwise in fucking 2025.K, I guess I'm fine being considered mentally ill by a pedophile that considers most people mentally ill while being also autistic>Depends on the fetishist.Why?
>>722573765>t. wedding plannerLearn to code or something
>>722576228They cost money
>>722581028Is this based because hetero or cringe because race mixing?
>>722590303for me it's Elli
>>722590430>K, I guess I'm fine being considered mentally illClearly not considering how much you've complained about it. But yes, you are definitely mentally ill, since you're a shipper.>Why?Because not all fetishes are the same?There's a difference between someone who has a lactation fetish and someone who has a necrophilia fetish, or that one Vietnamese dude who wanted to be beheaded while masturbating.
>>722590538>confirmed canon by the new ending in the remakeYOKO TARO SAMA I KNEEL
>>722589568I want them to get married and have tons of babies.
>>722574689How the heck Rex can fuck three girls at once?
>>722579243>he looks like me
>>722590583>Clearly not considering how much you've complained about it.That's before you admitted you consider most people mentally ill, it has less of an impact for obvious reasons>Because not all fetishes are the same?Dunno, I don't see any difference between an acceptable fetishists and shipper, on is focused on the sexual aspect and the other emotionalshit
>>722590693>How the heck Rex can fuckGood morning saar!
>>722573765Bullshit How did you notice it?
>>722590735>That's before you admitted you consider most people mentally illAre you implying that most people get mad about romance not going how they wanted or that most people are shippers?>Dunno, I don't see any difference between an acceptable fetishists and shipperThe difference between the two is how rabid they get.A lactation fetishist isn't likely to bitch at creators online because they saw a pregnant female with large tits in said creators work and didn't get to see said female lactate.A shipper absolutely is likely to bitch at creators online because they saw a ship they really liked that didn't become canon.
>>722581319Because anime naturally attracts shipfaggots, and there's not much non-IP anime games out there that trend as much as gacha games.
>>722590965>Are you implying that most people get mad about romance not going how they wanted or that most people are shippers?Not getting mad, but they do care. People get invested in stories.>A lactation fetishist isn't likely to bitch at creators online because they saw a pregnant female with large tits in said creators work and didn't get to see said female lactate.Here on 4chan? lol you see such complaints
>>722590965>A lactation fetishistim not the person you are arguing with but lactation is one of the most patrician fetishes a person should have. Also I just want to remind everyone ITT that breastfeeding a child is 10x healthier for both the child and the mom than formula feeding. That is all.
>>722591104>Not getting mad, but they do care. People get invested in stories.Right, but you said getting mad, not "caring."There's a difference between those two things, unless you're some kind of ESL who learned how to speak the language from browsing 4chan and thus don't understand the difference between those two things.>Here on 4chan? lol you see such complaintsI can't remember the last time I saw someone here bitching about a pregnant woman in a piece of media not being shown lactating, but regardless, I'm not just talking about on 4chan, 4chan is full of autistic people, we're all retards here, so no one here counts.>>722591107It's not my personal favorite, but lactation is indeed a patrician fetish.
>>722590259Jew
>>722591365>Right, but you said getting mad, not "caring."Ok sure, that wasn't what I was trying to say. Getting mad about most shit that doesn't personally affect you is stupid, that is not a groundbreaking take.>There's a difference between those two things, unless you're some kind of ESL who learned how to speak the language from browsing 4chan and thus don't understand the difference between those two things.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperbole
>>722591823>Ok sure, that wasn't what I was trying to say.Then why say it?Most people don't get mad when a story doesn't go the way they were hoping it would, they usually just be disappointed.More importantly, most people, when a story disappoints them, aren't going to go online and type up a tirade about how awful it is that a story had X element that they really didn't like. A normal person isn't going to see something like that one single-sentence blurb in Silksong about how Hornet had more than one lover and even really think about it beyond "Huh, oh yea, I guess that would be the case for a near-immortal bug."It's one thing to be disappointed that a romance story didn't go the way you were hoping it would, it's another to get genuinely mad and go online to bitch because a story that's not even a romance story features a female character who is a grown adult who has had previous lovers.
>>722585503>ask to for my mom to buy DOA2 Hardcore as a horny pre-teen knowing absolutely nothing about the game including the genre>she takes one look at the title and says noshit always make me laugh now
>>722591635Cuck
>>722574106Not in Capcom's eyes.
>>722592149I genuinely don't think a single person cares about the Silksong thing, people just discuss the idea in isolation for the sake of arguing
>>722593000I think a single person cares, but just one, and he spams it because he's autistic and samefags his threads to make it look like more people than him care.
>>722589097Fiction influences reality. You are like the fags who see no problem in liking furry or genuine pedo shit because its fiction
>>722592898This kills the Redfield
>>722593289I think the guy spamming the screenshot does it for fun desu
>>722592898He can't have her
>>722589634>i dont ship characters>enters a shipping thread>scrolls through like a hundred postsAutism
>>722596031
>>722584383>Panty and Briefs were send to hell at the end of the season>has same eyes as her>Stocking addresses both her and her brother when she says" your parents">is literally named "Bastard"It's her kid
>>722584994Let see 30 old hags and hobo
>>722592842K i k e
>>722574106The Redfield bloodline WILL continue
>>722574106The only person Claire is getting impregnated by is Chris. AdaxLeon is the correct outcome for that pairing, also this thread is for canon so your dreams shouldn't be plastered here.
>>722589423based and plum wine pilledI'm still surprised people walk away from the ending of the game not realizing it, especially after the flashback where she says she only wants to live the rest of her life with him
>>722599740>>722599954The characters who interact with one another will become canon later on.
>>722587369Weren't these bitches fighting monsters and creatures and saving the world? Why is it homestuck shit?
>>722578514
>>722583642You are barely above polbait question.The answer is much more simple: Developers always made dumb formulaic stuff based on any tropes they know to be popular.Now they've already tried the simple stuff to death and the only way out is to try stuff they didn't choses before.That said, I'd bait on some studio adding LGBT bait content for the express purpose of getting free advertising from triggered incels&racist they can ignore.
>>722599235C u c k
>>722573474canon
I’ll just post all of them
>>722601987incredibly correct
Posting one that really upsets some people.
>>722589097>seen recently with the autist who got upset about SilksongContext?
>>722602954Because it isn't true, beano is for Amanozako if we're based or Tao if we're boring
>>722603125Amanozako is Aogami. And Tao is Amaterasu's partner.
>>722573474At least yurifags aren't cucks. You guys are obsessed with women fucking men who aren't you.
>>722580647Feel like I'm missing a joke here...>>722589423Nine Sols? Got that on my wishlist, maybe I should pick it up next sale.
>>722575628Not even the best Wario Land girl.
>>722604057Wario gets so many bitches that he just tosses them out like trash
>>722576304Retard, mixing semen is fine as long as you have dominant genes. The dominant sperm converts the inferior sperm with recessive genes into its clones, and can also re-fertilize the egg with its dominant genes.As long as you are dominant male (i.e. NOT A SISSY) it is PERFECTLY STRAIGHT to share a hole and mix sperm because you are conquering a woman and making her cuck husband raise your own children.
>>722603349>Amanozako acts like a child >is Susano-o's child >Aogami is Susano-o >flirts with you and acts tsun>suddenly reveals she was Aogami all along at the end of her quest and she wants to be with you forever because of that>Aogami is also still thereWhat did they mean by this? Do they share? Is Amanozako Aogami's kid? Your kid? Fucking Japanese mythology man. I don't think the Japanese understand their own mythology.
>>722583909What a strange way to spell JEWS.
Kek
>>722574323>Ha! We yuriGODS don't care.>BTW She's BI, bitch!!!!
>>722606560AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHCK
>>722603575Yeah, we're not cucks because we'd never touch women in the first place.
>>722606560Not gameplay
>>722601403Cuckikes
>>722574106crazy that Ethan is the only RE protag who isnt a virgin
>>722608642Naruto has many games
You faggots see a character that gets your dick hard and your immediate thought is to pair them off with someone elseAnd this somehow doesn't make you a cuck how?
>>722610091Is self-insertion just the initial form of AGP?
>>722610091Why are you niggers so fucking obsessed with cuckshit, this has to be purely a zoomer thing
>>722611463zoomers are the shiptrannies though
>>722603430That's nice.
>>722611834shipping was a thing long before they were born but this mass obsession with cuckshit is unique to now
>>722587369>Deltarune is secretly a harem VNIt would be quite the subversion indeed.
>>722580325
>>722574865That's probably why the only harem story that's actually good is that one
They're practically married.
>>722583642fan service for straight men badfan service for homo and friends bad
>>722614887>"fan service for straight men">shiptranny shit kys
>>722610091Is this why women refuse to be happy for others? Because they see anything outside of envy as being a cuck? Quit being such a fake tomboy.
>>722615874>he thinks women browse /v/kek
>>722615923>he doesn't know the hidden lore behind which posters literally exist as their imagebigger kek
>>722615874>Because they see anything outside of envy as being a cuck?You should see it that way too, anything else is a cuck mentality. Only your own victory matters, everyone else is just a stepping stone on your own path.
Venus and the fat ugly russian mob boss she owes money too
>>722573847I want to shake the hand of the sick bastard at Trigger who's been mandating all their originals include straight couples with the MCs
>>722583642It is easier to write about lesbians nowadays because anything that happens between a straight couple is under heavily scrutiny. Any innocuous thing will be called "toxic masculinity", "traditional gender roles", etc. Also>3 replies mentioning /pol/ out of nowhere.That place really lives rent free on libs head, huh?
>>722590303Based
>>722617603>under heavily scrutinyGood morning saar
>>722573474That isn't allowed sweaty (unless it's fag yuri lesbian shit). Watching two women fuck each other instead of a guy is the ultimate form of cucking.
>>722617725>watching women fuck another man is somehow not cucking Go ahead, let's see how your mental gymnastics can explain that one, dumbass.
>>722579243>because someone who's parents went through a divorce would think their parents just didn't love them enough.That is correct and they will be better off facing reality sooner.
>>722573474Sam and Michelle from A Summer's End: Hong Kong 1986. It was fun seeing these two get together. Just very cute stuff.>inb4 VNs aren't games
>>722617961You can self insert as the guy, especially since if it's the protagonist. Either that or you can cheer for the guy like a bro. When a bro gets a gf, you should be happy for him. Unless you are a bitter schizo that thinks that this is cucking. However, watching two women fuck each other is neither. It's worse than watching literal cuck porn. Where you are such a cuck that not even getting cucked by a guy is enough for you, you need to be cucked by a woman, which is next level pathetic. Yuri shit is the ultimate form of getting cucked.
>>722618510Well shit if VNs count
>>722618626>You can self insert as the guy,Cringe. I don't want to self insert as some teenage prettyboy.>or you can cheer for the guy like a broCuck mentality. >However, watching two women fuck each other is neitherIt's hot. Simple as.
>>722583642Yeah Bald Gay 3 isnt gooner shit yet a game with zero nudity or any real sexual themes is because it has a female that isnt ugly, probably why terms like safe horny popped up
>>722605093Because bunrei. It's why multiples of the same demon exist at the same time in every single game. This concept itself doesn't make much sense either but it's how the Japanese justify have shrines to the same gods all over Japan and claiming that god lives at their shrine so people will actually come. Because who would go to a shrine to meet with a god if the god doesn't actually live in that shrine?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunrei
>>722618795>Cringe. I don't want to self insert as some teenage prettyboy.Because you are bitter that you are not that. Typical Amerifat seethe.>It's hot. Simple as.You are literally turned on by getting cucked by a woman.
>>722618626>especially since if it's the protagonistYou realize you're proving his point right? Even YOU don't want to see any other male characters getting girlfriends unless it's your blank slate self-insert protagonist. Because even you know that is cucking.
>>722619073>Because you are bitter that you are not thatProjection >You are literally turned on by getting cucked by a woman.And you're getting turned on by getting cucked by a man.
>>722610091Because the guy is literally me, do you think women read romance novels and shit like that because they imagine getting cucked by the main heroine?
>>722619232>Because the guy is literally meAnon no, you are not a high school anime boy
>>722580764OP said CANON
>>722589791I thought Haseo loved Shino or the catgirl from ROOTS
>>72261954590% of the couples posted ITT aren't canon
>>722619298And?
>>722619174>Projection Cope harder amerifat.>And you're getting turned on by getting cucked by a man.Nope. Now go back to reading your cuck yuri crap. You can cope as hard as you want, but there's nothing more cuck than getting cucked by a woman.
>>722619678So he's not literally you You're an overweight balding mid 30s man
>>722574106you gotta let it go Chris
>>722619726>NopeDeny it all you want, that's literally what you're doing lmao. Cuck
>>722619726Conveniently ignoring this >>722619125 huh?
>>722619730Holy projection, im 24 and do you not know how fiction works? Are you one of those neurodivergent retards??? maybe that other anon was right if this has to be explained
>>722620078>im 24So still way too old to self inserting as anime high schoolers
>>722619778Even if it was true. I would still be better, since I wouldn't be getting cucked by a woman. You are trying to paint me as a cuck just because you can't accept that you are a mega cuck that gets off to getting cucked by a woman, It's almost sad.
>>722620249>Even if it was true.It is
>>722620249Still no answer to this? >>722619125
>>722620146Ok twittertroon, its le hekin problamatic
>>722620385You have to grow up at some point lil zoom zoom, 24 is old enough to graduate university and be in the adult workforce
>>722620385Akshually twitter troons are the ones who say the brain doesn't finish developing until 25 or whatever bullshit
>>722620354If the other guy admits to being a mega cuck that gets off to getting cucked by women, I'll respond to that.
>722620458God help us if you are over 30 acting this cringe and autistic
>>722620609Yeah okay, so your "bro code" thing was just bullshit then lmao
>722620625I'm not the one pretending to be an anime high school boy though
Yet you pulled that shit out of your ass to project, curious
>>722620782>projectWhere?
>>722620727>character isnt in highschoolwhat now autism bro?
>>722619298>>722619730>
>>722620826name 1 JRPG where that is the case
>>722604287That's regressive. That's the way barbarians think. Enjoy your mudhut.
>>722573474Eve from Stellar Blade and that one polish spammer
>>722620960Nigger
Men should never use the word cute or any variations of the word cute.
>>722574279>nobody remembers the S1 finale where God literally gives her back her hymen and wipes her sluttery from her memory>>722578219is this true? I haven't watched S2 yet, that's pretty gay if they uncucked Brief only to cuck him again
>>722621149TRVTH NVKE
>>722610091I think shipping is cringey but she's not real and most women get most men's dicks hard so that's not exactly a high bar.
>>722620609Women cant cuck you bro. You're literally acting like that loser kid from Catherine who has sex with a tranny
>>722621587They can if you love them or raise their kid. Raising another man's kid is cuckoldry. If you just have casual sex (eg. because you're brown) then you can't be cucked because it's just a hole, but if you're a civilized man looking for an actual mate then her sleeping with another man is cuckoldry.
>>722620960Literally every single mainline FF
>>722621851>Raising another man's kidthe conversation is about lesbians
>Consoles Cecil for his guilt in his actions as Captain of the Red Wings>Stands with him after he's pretty much accused of Treason and essentially exiled>Follows Cecil into the Desert on her own, almost dies>Pretty much instantly starts caring for Rydia>Is immediately on board with rebelling against Baron despite the danger>Fully supports him in pursuing his reform into a Paladin>Sneaks on board the Lunar Whale to fight a manifestation of EvilMore Videogames need ride or die waifus like Rosa in play from the very beginning who aren't tragedy bait for a early or mid game death.
>>722622079Oh, I agree with you then. I don't understand guys who say they'd freak out if they found their girlfriend sleeping with a woman. I can understand finding it hot or feeling nothing, but why would you be mad? Because they're rubbing crotches together? They can do that in the pool.
>>722620960Isn't Persona pretty much the only JRPG where the characters are literal high schoolers?
>>722622269Most of them are high school age, like Xenoblade for example
>>722622146...there's a love interest in FFIV?>Cecil>Kain>little girl who time travels>dwarf who survives his suicide mission>twins who get stoned>monk who you'd think dies if you don't go looking for him>bard who pulls his body across the floor>old man who actually dies for real>ninja who shows up at the last second...nope, not ringing any bells.
>>722622258So what you are saying, is that you would find it hot if your gf cucked you for a woman? Yeah, this just pure cope of a mega cuck.
>>722622661A woman cannot cuck you with another woman
>>722622563>Remembers all the men and the children>Doesn't remember the blonde walking about in a lacey pink one piece. Not beating the allegations any time soon
>>722622792Denial won't get you anywhere.
>>722573474These two dorks.
If the secondary interpretation of the character is more popular, does that count as canon.
>>722622934Cope
>>722574689I'm fine with these scenarios if it's not just one guy hogging all the girls. I like that Zeke already had his waifu and was just happy for Rex.
Welkin and Alicia will forever have a wonderful place in my heart. Play Valkyria Chronicles
>>722623001Fucking finally someone posts them. I've searched low and high for good vidya romances but this is the only one that really left me feeling satisfied. They actually complement each other so well. Nu-Falcom are fucking faggots with them though.
>>722619545The official description doesn't use the word "just".
>>722622323High school age =/= High schooler
>>722619596Haseo loved Shino because she was one of the few people in his life who managed to form a genuine human connection with him. The problem is that he couldn't see that she didn't have the same romantic feelings for him (she was super horny for Ovan). He became obsessed with her and that obsession reached its critical limit when Twilight Bridge fell guild apart, Ovan disappeared, and she was put into a coma by Aida. He became a selfish sociopathic manchild who didn't care about anything or anyone else. It was that way until the day he met Atoli who not only reminded him about his loss but also about how pathetic he is. He hated her with a burning passion for that but then as he spent more and more time with her throughout the game he discovered how similar she is to him, her being a lonely, depressed, suicidal, and unaccepted teenage girl and all. She managed to change him as a person throughout the story and develop romantic feelings for her that were mutual this time around. They helped and fixed each other. Haseo's entire character arc is not only about growing up and changing as a person but also about learning to move on. He understood that his obsessive struggle journey and love for Shino was a one sided crush and chose Atoli in the end
>>722621164The girl has Brief's eye color so I think it's his bastard
>>722573765the VERY top of the rich fucks, not the west entirelythey are doing everything in their power to destroy the family unit, instigate gender wars, race wars, etc. all just to create a caste of docile slavesIndians already fit the bill for the most part so that's why they are being imported literally everywhere worldwide
>>722589568
>>722623757Eh, they did fine with them in Sky 1st, but it is an impressively faithful remake and Falcom's best game in years.
>>722623960That's not the point idiot
>>722611834fanfiction.net was not started by zoomers, millenioid
>>722580764Anon...
>>722624303Yeah the remake was good. Shit like them being in CS4 and afraid to hold hands was fucking mindnumbingly stupid.
>>722575858She's my wife you motherfucker, don't you even think about my wife.
>>722618795>I don't want to self insertSince when was this about (YOU)?I'm talking about myself hereGet your own life you mentally deranged nigger
>>722624406Is every tendie mc a cuckWtf?
>>722624632Always has been
>>722624406Its actually crazy how much the japanese fans hate him
>>722602067>Jade with Hendrik instead of the MC??????
>>722584994Wish we got more of them going on missions together
>>722622661Does that still apply if the guy isn't white? I see people get so mad about this pairing >>722581028 that they try to insist Eunie is a lesbian with Ashera.
>>722573765I've heard that it's partially because there is a culture in media creation that is so deathly afraid of sex. There is a semi-famous explenation why after the 70's all american media only featured single dads and moms and it was because apparently kids kept asking where babies came from which outraged the puritans.
>>722624702pair the cute princess with a prince that looks around her age or a middle aged italian manlet plumberI get why they do
>>722573847That's a whore, anon.
>>722573765>The WestDo you even have any non-american examples? Because it just sounds like you're asking why americans hate families.
>>722624737Them being plant and water psychics by the end like a fated pair that complement each other was a really nice touch though.
>>722624508I should tell you that your wife and I have been having an affair for six years. She's been saying that she would leave you soon so she could be with me but she's been taking too long so I felt that if I told you, you'd file for divorce so we can get married.
>>722589245It's even weirder when you look at his dad.Artist really loved his liberties I guess. God bless 'murica.
>>722622661I would find it hot if my girlfriend made out with another hot chick? Yes. Yes I would. I'm not being cucked because she doesn't have a dick. What am I, gonna' end up raising HER kids instead of mine? Are you okay?
>>722624505To be fair, few things in that game AREN'T mind-numblingly stupid.
>>722589423I hate this ship simply because heng is hot and I want to bang her.
>>722624173Forbidden couple
God I wish Castoria remained a main character
>>722579256>Does she cheat on him?unclear, there's a mysterious troll character at the end who looks like she could have been born of any member of the cast, maybe it's panties kid with a demon, maybe it's briefs kid with a demon, maybe it's scanty and kneesocks lesbian incest baby, who knows.Season 2 is pretty good, there's a few things you can tell they aren't really allowed to do any more but they compensated by pushing it harder in other areas than season 1 did
>>722625491>gacha character from a later chapter>ever becoming an actual endgame mcRetards, the lot of you
>>722573474Demon Bulma and Baby Vegata
>>722573474Zidane and Garnet.
>>722587903Based, I posted my result before browsing the thread but you are based. >>722626134Also pic related a bonus, Steiner and Beatrix.
>>722625372Bro, you are literally getting off to the thought of getting cucked by another woman. Just admit to it already, this is embarrassing.
>>722624119That's a good way to put it, you convinced me to choose Atoli instead of Alkaid, I'll replay .Hack//GU
>>722626213https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFrjMq4aL-g
Garnet and Zidane.
>>722626410Steiner and Beatrix. FF9 had the best girls.
25th anniversary of Zidane and Garnet together, the cutest, most realistic couple in FF.
>>722573474Yuri troons forever and eternally btfo
>>722618795I am not interested in getting with one of the two fictional characters I am pairing romantically. I realize that I myself exist in reality while they don't, so my indifference to actually pursuing a "relationship" with one of them is inherently validated, and your deranged application of real world cuck logic doesn't apply to me or anyone that ships without self-inserting.I am imagining two of my favorite heterosexual video game characters right now making out within the safe confines of my noodle and this evidently makes yours bake in frustration. Be better.
>>722602954This means I can post more canon smt couples. Posting the OG.
>>722626607Shipping is for women and trannies, kys
>>722588386>t. 'woman'
>>722599740Through Dante
>>722609086>crazy that Ethan is the only RE protag who isnt a virgin
>>722626595/u/ fear Bayonetta’s massive futa cock
There is a growing population of people on the interwebs, starting to get sick or hetero relationship erasure in media, maybe things may one fay get better....
>>722618108nah, although that does happen, there's a lot of reasons why people get divorced that has nothing to do with how much they love they have for their kids. the funny thing is that were reviews like this were the journalist spent like half the review venting about their own experiences with their parents getting divorced.
>>722573769Nah Ba has always been bi lol
>Calls main character a dork, a loser, stupid>Secretly helping him behind the scenes and falls for himLove to see it.
>>722573474I have to wonder what's the purpose of life anymore?
>>722631290Taming your bullies is hot and cute as hellOnly thing better would be taming a villain who tried to take your life
>>722629756Claire is gigamogged by Lady
>>722631437to suffer
>>722632638Does she?
>>722623142It came out first, which means it's the canon one
>>722573474Nothing more pure than the love of a man and a horse
>>722632721Best ass in the series.
>>722632721Yeah
>>722575628>>722575846>>722578729Why is Wario such a player
>>722580390no, where the fuck did YOU come from
>>722585503Made for their big brother's dick
>>722634472He gets the bitches
>>722611463I don't see broccoli hairs in cuck porn, only bald better men with glasses and beards.
>>722622146Cecil starts the game with a GF. Show me any other FF character that has this.
>>722573474I just think they're cute
>>722635123They're all golddiggers
>>722636025Money gets you pussy
>>722625195Cute. Though I also think it's funny that despite her family ability to control plants Lili's favorite power is still arson.
>Initially falls for chad hot gang leader>Over time discovers she has more in common and more affection for her fellow nerdy guyCute character development.
>>722637589Yep. What a nice little trilogy. Glad they never made a 4th game.
>>722583642Women are loud. Lesbians are EXTREMELY loud. People like to gawk at the opinions of loud people, which means journalists will wave what the loud people are saying in your face so you give them views. So when one lesbian bitches about sexy women, their opinion gets shared, while the ten straight women who go "omg she's so fucking CUTE" and draw art of her being dubiously raped by a 6'5" chad on Bluesky goes under the radar of you and business executives. If you actually knew any straight women, you'd understand this.
>>722637742Yep. It just wrapped up so well. Just like the Lord of the Rings movies.
>>722586391Because Panty is supposed to be a kind of gross, whorish, offputting inversion of a harem protagonist that picks her nose and does stripper pole dances. Because the point is for her to be the opposite of a waifu. She's fucked up, stupid, and annoying. Briefs is supposed to be a pathetic masochist.Their story ends with her deciding to stop being a whore, he stops being a spineless retard, and we have to presume they will stay that way, since the ending of Season 2 pretty much writes them out of the picture.
>>722573847I wonder if Panty is into watching Brief fucking other girls
>>722574271Someone at some point fucked one of them per the ending of season 2.
>>722638483It's the other way around
>>722636594And he can put out all her fires.
>>722621164It's not stated who her parents are, but considering the demon twins were practically main characters for half the season, yeah, she's absolutely one of theirs. Whether her being named "Bastard" means she's Briefs or not is the question.
>>722584994Their parents had children at age 10?
>>722638678Brief isn't a cuck
>>722633017That's what I like to hear.
>>722590381Misery Porn and Piss
>>722584994
>>722574279all women are turbowhores>>722574323
>>722635387Man turned back time and killed himself for his waifu
>>722573474New cute and canon couple dropped.
>>722637589Penelope was born in a universe without Eggman. He’dve been perfect for her.
>>722637975excellent post
>>722641924do people call her red alchemist just because she always blushes like that when talking to her boyfriend?
lmaoing so hard at the yuritrannybros
Even Tingle gets pussy
>>722591068holy shit you took the words out of my mouth. why does shipfaggotry ruin everything? A decade ago animes having harem didn't cause the reaction.in fact waifufagging is way more tame and tolerable in comparison
>>722591068>animeYou act as if every western cartoon, comic, videogame and webcomic isn't filled to the brim with shipfaggotry as well. Hell I learned what 'shipping' was because of fucking Zutarans
Bffwb
>>722645827Why are furry games straight
>>722646049I like it that way
if this thread is any indication of what otaku and otaku-adjacents actually beleive, the industry is going to be in the shitter for a long, long time
>>722646954Of course,of course
>>722573474I love how this makes them seethe
>>722574106RE9 plottwist is that chris went nuclear and tried to infect claire after she hit menopause to cause some mutation and this caused some incident causing the city to be nukedthe final boss is leon fighting chris and dodging fertility boulders he keeps punching
LEL
>>722573474>>722623334 beat me to it
>>722573847
>>722578787Only one thats his
>>722573474I hope they get a happy ending that isn't confined to gachashit or untranslated audio dramas
>>722575043I was there. That was more because Yotsuba had basically no chemistry with the MC and was basically a non-character after a certain point and the author only had her win because he fell for the "it's le subversive so it's good" western writing meme. The series fell off hard for other reasons. It was clear by the end he just wanted to wrap things up and didn't give a shit. The funny thing is it would have worked if he picked somebody else, but nobody likes Yotsuba so it's remembered as a flop disappointment.
>>722579661Not only is she straight but she constantly talks about how she would love, love, love to be swept off her feet in a whirlwind romance before becoming a housewife and mother if the world wasn't currently going to hell lol. Just to rub salt in the wound.I think it's hilarious how modern women become 1000x more angry and sexist if another woman, fictional or otherwise, expresses a desire to do something other than wageslave their life away.
>>722621164>>722624186>>722638845>Bastard is a product of Panty being a cuckquean and letting Brief fuck the demon girlsBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
>>722574905>Harem endings>CowardlyNo the coward's route is changing nothing for the ending and just having the same old "oh who will win, will they kiss or not (:?????" that you had going on for the entire series. There's actually not that many authors willing to go "oh yeah he actually fucked all of them"
>>722574842They're cute but I don't post a ton of art of them like I do straight couples because I want to distance myself as much as possible from the signalis fandom because of how they're all obnoxious trannies who fetishize yuri.
>>722577446Spoonfeed me please
>>722578428Because she is one technically.
>>722578770Great characters stuck in series that gradually gets worse and worse. Fuck you, CC2.
I fucking love actual genuine heartfelt vidya couples that last through hardship and become stronger in the end.
>>722583642>signalis>openly lecherousHuh?
>>722589568Tali and Male Shepard from Mass effect.
>>722646954Tranime games always attract some of the most mentally ill people. This isn't new and it isn't going away.
>>722602954They really are one of the most endearing relationships in SMT. Next to your relationship with Nemissa in soul hackers.
>>722573474I'm gonna post a dogshit canon vidya couple instead.
>>722573474 It's canon to me
>>722649783Retard.
>>722590303holy, BASED!
>>722649783dumb faggot.
>>722649578>never even kissed
>>722578770>OG Hanna's dead, Kyle is canonically fucking her clone.Grim
