Why is she so smug?
https://www.gamecity.ne.jp/zelda-fuuin/jp/Official website added the sages and the chamberlain.
>>722575972Is this achievable natty?
>>722575972Is this the Impa of her time?Reminds me of Oracles Impa, but without the tits.
There's also screenshots.
>>722576524Her Japanese name is Ranaria.
LIGHTNING KIIIIICK
Here are the Japanese names. English spellings are just guesses for now.Goron Sage: アーガスタ (Augusta)Zora Sage: キア (Kia)Rito Sage: クラフィカ (Krafika)Gerudo Sage: アルディ (Aldi)Chamberlain: ラナリア (Lanaria)
>>722576454>>722576394>>722576334Are they really not going to show them without helmets yet
>>722576991boy I can't wait to play as such iconic characters
>>722576991>Goron Sage: アーガスタ (Augusta)Ha ha, that's a girl's name even though the Goron are all dudes.
>>722578549Probably Augustus
>>722575972What's wrong with her shoulders?
>>722578549The first Goron leader in the series was named Darunia.
>>722580964
>>722576863>Gerudo pussy attack
Does Ganondorf rape her every day?
>>722575972damn, hylians used to look like THAT
>>722584993Other way around. She's mad he fled the town
>>722575972Genuinely asking. Is this a dude in drag?
>>722585625No it’s Zelda’s maid
>>722577545It's crazy because what are they even hiding? It's not going to be a reveal of a character we already know.
>>722575972It's like Impa from the Oracle games, just without the two things that make fat Impa based
>>722584360As we get more and more games in this style, the in-game artstyle seems to just age worse and worse I swear to god.
>>722576334There's a second, more fabulous Rito doing a joint attack with the sage in the looping video at the top
Roster looks like this currently:>Zelda>Rauru>Sonia>Mineru>Ganondorf>Sage Agasuta (Goron)>Sage Arudi (Gerudo, the only one unmasked so far)>Sage Kia (Zora)>Sage Kurafika (Rito)>a construct who is totally not just Link>the hero Korok>unnamed Gerudo>unnamed Hylian>unnamed Rito>possibly smug Ranaria, but she looks like a NPC who gets added as a final joke character DLC laterFor comparison, Hyrule Warriors launched with 13 characters, but the final definitive version ended up with 29 (or 31 if you count Pig Ganon and Cucco)AoC launched with 18, + 3 DLC characters (yet weirdly never finished making Astor playable)So I think after adding a second Goron, a second Zora, Twinrova and a secret wacky one like the Great Fairies, this will probably be it for launch.
>>722589556There seem to be two playable characters for each of the four races, there was a second Gerudo in the latest trailer too.
>>722576991>Aldi
>>722580964She's shaped like Impa from the Oracle games but with an even worse dress.
>>722576991>Aldi>KiaI'm surprised they didn't name the Goron and Rito Sages Barnes and Noble.>>722575972Is this fat monstrosity the helper maid described in the Zonai writings you have to find as Link?
>>722591229I think it’s still pretty likely that Link himself among with Sidon/Riju/Yunobo/Tulin will be in somehow even if they’re insisting it’s the canon story
Fat and flat is a weird combination.
botw aesthetic is so fucking goddam ugly. fucking hell.
>>722589556Warriors games are such a guilty pleasure of mine. The gameplay is nearly always mindless mashing of the same combos depending on character but the presentation and absolute cinema of it all still hooks me.
did they directly reference the dysgenic freaks of america for the characters in botw? Literally every npc is ugly
>>722592836the average nip is roughly as ugly and dysgenic, but you ignore all the ones that aren't models.
>>722578549
>>722592698Wind Waker GCN's aesthetic aged a million times better than BotW's has.>>722592836A lot of the minor NPCs (the ones you see walking around casually in the open world or populating stables/etc) in BotW/TotK were built off a version of the Mii generator, which partially explains why they're so "off" looking. There's no excuse for the bespoke major NPCs though.
>>722585625Zelda NPCs are weird and/or ugly most of the time.
>>722575972What the fuck is that creature?
>ZELDA WAS LE ALWAYS UGLY!!yet plenty of 3d games like oot, majora's mask, and wind waker still look great. curious.
>>722584360What’s throws it all off is that the only “large” Hylian body types in BotWverse waere the Yiga clan big dudes.There is no NPCs shaped like gorons, so this just feels off. An no tits is horrendous.
>>722575972Am I fucked up for finding lady-dampe kind of cute? Maybe it's because she is so smug.
>>722591492Well they need to pad out the roster since they're not doing time travel shenanigans this time.
>>722592046Yes, she is.
>>722593704Nigger. A ton of OOT are weird as fuck.What the fuck are you talking about?
>>722576991>Gerudo Sage: アルディ (Aldi)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aaUIdgtQEE
>>722595416the games are still aesthetically pleasing and have aged well. botw aesthetic never looked good period.
>>722576863SNNNNNIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF
>>722580964>>722584360Shoulders, more like where the fuck is her neck
>>722589556>>722591492Yeah, here's the other playable Gerudo.
Official bios (translated)>Argusta – The leader of the Goron Tribe, he is an intelligent and generous person. He has known Rauru for a long time and is a close friend.>Kia – A Zora princess skilled in martial arts. Her bravery and courage in battle inspires her people.>Krakifa – He is the leader of the Rito Tribe and a witty warrior. His words and actions are often difficult to understand, but deep down he is loyal and caring towards his friends.>Ardi – A kind-hearted warrior who unites the Gerudo Tribe. She obeys the tribe leader Ganondorf under the Gerudo Tribe’s code.>Lanaria – A maid who serves Princess Zelda. Although she has a gentle personality, she is quick at her work and is trusted by Rauru. She has a strong curiosity about mystical things and always carries her record notebook with her.
>>722597026>Kia – A Zora princess skilled in martial arts. Her bravery and courage in battle inspires her peopleGod I hope she's hot. Especially if tsundere.
>>722595815Spoken like a true nostalgia tendie
>>722575972So I guess she is the one who wrote the stuff in the pilars for that one side quest then?
>>722597738Yeah, she notes everything down.
run out of marketing materials?
>>722592836you niggers have been saying this about literally every zelda game because it isn’t tranime
Zelda holding a fire hydrant
Is the gerudo the only sage, as of yet, that we've seen mask-less?
>>722598572I wish she would hold me...
>>722598657Yes and it makes sense as she's the only one plot important of the 4.
>>722598657She starts off as an enemy so no mask. I'm sure the others will be initially shown maskless too since the story should begin before Rauru gets them their secret stones and makes them sages.
>>722575972Acute angle lookin ass bitch
There has to be another Impa. Surely there are early Sheikah around
>>722599641>Surely there are early Sheikah aroundAre we sure about thisI don't think BOTW/TOTK ever mention how long the Sheikah have been around
>>722575972This is absolutely disgusting. How did we go from OC characters like Cia and Lana to..... whatever this is? If you add the retarded new playable Korok nobody wanted and that really gay ass looking Rito I don't have a lot of hope for this game. It's just going to be wanking off this overused version of Zelda for the whole fucking game, because treehouse asked them to.
>>722591229No LinkNo buy
>>722575972This character's anatomy is fucked, this is the closest I can gleam.Look at those legs.
No sexy PLAYABLE version of Twinrova NO BUY
>>722600574Now do one where the top half is a midget sitting on the shoulders of a child.
>>722598572I genuinely found the rune stuff to be a great addition to game with Age of Calamity. So I am very interested in what it might have in store with all of these zonai devices.
>>722576280Gerudo women owe me sex!
>>722601150Judging from the demo footage the devices look as shit to use as expected. Either walk around like an idiot and vulnerable, or just place the device on the ground. That's literally it.Just like the main games, the runes were better.
>>722575972Ewshe's built like a botw zora but with none of the good stuff
>>722600968Twinrova is 100% going to be in. They literally named Ganondorfs personal guard after the sisters and they have blue and red crystals on their foreheads
>>722576280>>722576863>>722576991Big Fat Gerudo Fut...
>>722576991Weird having a Goron elder with a name not starting with Dar.
>>722577545notice they're not hiding the faces of the female characters
>>722601635Yes, but those two were ugly as fuck. I'm concerned we'll just get them separately as Koume and Kotake, or some kind of twinned moveset like they did with Robbie and Purah, instead of an actual permanent Twinrova character. I fully expect disappointment from this game considering the source material.
>>722602074We haven’t seen the Zora princess
>>722601128
>>722575972Would
Can't wait to play as such iconic characters as...Literal Who #1andLiteral Who #18
>>722603817Don't forget Never Appearing Again.
Why does this have to be a musou?
>>722604050Because when it comes to nintendo, niche’s is important for some godforsaken reason
>>722603582Canon
>>722604050I'm convinced this story was gonna be DLC in some form for TotK (Nintendo's sites kept mentioning DLC for TotK for a while) but they scrapped it and saw an opportunity to milk a full-priced game out of it.
>>722604345>we will never get Master Mode for TotKI'm still mad
>>722604645The fact that they said "nah retail TotK is just the complete vision we had all along" is such a hilarious blatant lie. It always was, even before AoI was revealed.
Hear me out: Gerudo women need bigger tits
>>722595215I find her cute in the way you'd find a pug that isn't completely deformed cute.
>>722607136>a pug that isn't completely deformedDo those exist?
>>722595815We are talking about NPCs, you fucking retard.OOT has people like Dampe, the bazaar guy, Impa, Those Kokiri without eyes, Ingo, The fucking King Zora, etc. There are a ton of ugly motherfuckers in OOT and in all of Zelda.
>>722607258Usually if they're mixed with something healthier.
>>722604345>>722604645>>722605263Nintendo upper management pretty much told them leave TotK and start working on the Switch 2 Zelda.
>>722595215She looks really happy which makes her pleasant to look at. I’m also a stoner so this expression is common for me
>>722604187>for some godforsaken reasonI'm that reason, I buy the niche shit on their consoles in far greater numbers than their mainstream games. I'm also the reason we got the Tingle spinoffs - you can thank me for that one whenever you'd like.
>>722607518I really hope it's at least not a cel-shaded or chibi artstyle. I'm getting really sick of those seemingly being our only options in the past decade. They're probably gonna keep doing cel-shading anyway because of how fucking badly BotW's sales mindbroke Nintendo. It's probably even also gonna be BotW3.
>>722607819dumb tranime poster
>>722607819They have already said the next new Zelda will be a new setting with a new Link.
>>722607964good boy, drool for the bell
>>722575972Probably stole some lower nobles food supplies and got away with it
>>722604050Because I like Musous
>>722608096Sorry, I don’t speak tranny
>>722604050Tradition at this point.
>>722575972>>722576560>>722584360Her expression reminds me of Zacharie from OFF
>>722595215She reminds me of the maid from Ghibli's Kaguya movie.
>>722575972>Ugly TLP characters>Charming, goofy, funny. Fits the dirty medieval setting>Ugly Botw characters>unsettling, unappealing, Tumblr/LGBT adjacent. Completely unfitting for the idealistic anime setting
>>722598572>zelda squirting all over bokoblinsI knew my porn was lore accurate
>>722608772Nigger, pls.Illia, Beth, Malo and some others are much uglier than anything in botw.
>>722608993But it fits the setting. Nobody would want those characters in Xenoblade 2 or Botw. Alternatively attractive female characters would look out of place in WW.
Is this coming to the Switch 1? Only new Nintendo game I wana play
>>722608772>>722608772just ignoring all the ugly oot/mm, windwaker, skyward sword npcs
>>722608772TP was probably the game that gave me an Afro fetish now that I look at it
>>722609136Why do you want to play as a fat tranny granny so badly?
>>722609123i´m not saying they don't fit the setting. I'm saying VERY FUCKING ZELDA GAMES HAS SOME UGLY AS A SIN NPCs.
>>722609261why are you being a disingenuous tranny?
>>722609127Switch 2 only
>>722609323His shoulders are 3X the width of his hips. It's biologically impossible for it to be a woman.
>>722609127Nope, wait until emulation becomes feasible or buy a switch 2, I'm sure some people are already selling theirs once the hype of owning one died down.
>>722609286This is just another case of characters not being generic gachaslop tranime
>>722609430It’s literally a cartoon with exaggerated proportions, just stick to your gook gachaslop, agptroon
>>722593704Lmao no they dont
>>722608772The first Hyrule Warriors is the most fun
>>722608772bro thought he was cooking with this
>>722604050Musous are great
>>722607258Pugs never used to be deformed. They were breed into it. Look up a pug from around the 1800's
>>722604050Because retards feel for the Age of Calamity is canon bait but the AoI is canon for real this time guys, so please buy it trick will get them as well.Even though TotK was absolutely retarded in plot
>>722610007>timeline loretroon plotfaglollmfao
>>722610007i see AoE as semi canon.
>>722608772Based. If you're going to give Zelda a huge ass you may as well make every girl slutty.
I really don't understand why there wasn't a 60fps patch for Age of Calamity at the same time the other upgrade packs came out in June. That shit was PAINFUL on Switch 1, sub 20fps more often than not. At least playing the game now on Switch 2 locks it to 30fps, so it's at least playable now, but it still made sense to upgrade it at the Switch 2 launch, to get more interest for the new one coming out 6 months later
>>722609614YNBAW
>>722610104You are a dumb nigger
>>722610432dilate tranny and get back to grinding your agpfu
>>722610589meant for>>722610007
>unity attacks have two characters hold hands (lewd)>there's a playable Hylian guard>Zelda and a random Hylian will hold handsCan't wait for the NTR art
>>722610964You pretend to like NTR because it pisses people off
>>722575972>>722575972>>722575972
>>722575972Squish her down and she looks fine.
>>722611257looks like a dwarf now.
>>722610964Looking forward to NTR instead of Rauru and Sonia interlocking their hands. Who hurt you anon
>>722611210kek
>several posts by this IDThis is sadhahaha
>samefagging
>>722575972>>722600574ITISMA'AM
>>722593375>A lot of the minor NPCs in BotW/TotK were built off a version of the Mii generatorI am 100% sure at some point you were meant to be able to make your own BotW villagers but then they realised we would 100% make a hitler villager
>>722611210I'll never unsee it
>>722612104i fucking hate the modern trend of taking autonomy away from the player because of shit like this. if i wanna make hitler in a single player game, let me. its one step away from thought crimes.
>>722604050Why not?
>>722612451you’re seething over made up bullshit sis
>>722612451In the future AI will check player generated NPCs for jewish phenotypes, and automatically make them immune to all hostile actions.
>>722613169anon, mojang literally changed their tos so that they can ban you for things you do in your private server. say you build a swastika and ausschwitz on a server and roleplay as hitler and himmler with your best bro, bam, youre both banned and the game is taken away from you despite paying 60 bucks for itand thats just one case
>>722575972how come we haven't seen the cast yet? Are there really only those furries and zelda?
>>722576863kino
>>722613438this is a zelda thread
>>722613552there’s robot link and the korok
>>722613792so? You said it doesnt exist, i gave you a counter example; and now youre saying that
>>722613981I was talking about the anon you were responding to fanfic about creating your own npc
>>722613981Irrelevant, off topic posts are not admissible as argument. You lose, CHUD.
I have BoTW/ToTK setting fatigue.I do not care about the Imprisoning War.If they keep their word and its canon we know they lost.If they don't, it's just going to end up being>they won and all lived happily ever after :)Like they did with AoC.The first Hyrule Warriors was fun because they drew from everything and used an original 'setting' and OCs to warrant it.I just want that again with characters we didn't get in the original. Veran/Onox, Twinrova, Vaati (human or monster), Groose, Malon, Irene or Maple.Add bosses like Aquamentus, Helmasaur King, Mothula, Big Octo to give some more variety.There's still plenty of shit to use.
>>722614298falseflagging tranny
>>722614394it's the last game of the setting, they're done with it.
>>722614394This is literally going to be the final time they use the Botw/totk setting and (likely) aesthetic. This is it's swansong. Its best to enjoy it for what it is and prepare for it to go
>>722575972>Why is she so smug?Probably because the just fucked a goat from outer space.
>>722614904>>722614970good riddance
>>722604050What do you mean by this? It's a musou game by the musou team, if it was not a musou there would be no game
>>722575972
>>722604050Because these are easy to churn out by the dozen (as they do) and people with no taste lap them up.
>>722614394Koei Tecmo and Capcom are at war with each other, they'll never put Oracles and Minish Cap content in a Hyrule Warriors.
>>722616005you realize the next 3d zelda, even if a new universe, will get yet another musou focused on just it right?
literally oracle of seasons/ages impa
>>722611210Lmao
>>722596845She seems related to bularia for sure.
>>722575972>>722576560>>722584360>>722595215Looks like a human bulldog if I'm being honest here
>>722608772I jerked off to the afro bitch so many times
>>722576991Nintendo posted the English names>Meet Agraston, the worldly chief of the Gorons. Though calm and intellectual, he will readily fight tooth and nail for his companions.
>>722621226>Meet Qia, the Zora queen and a skilled fighter whose courage and valor inspire her people.
>>722621369>Meet Raphica, the quick-witted leader of the Rito. Despite his aloof demeanor, he is a considerate and steadfast ally.
>>722621447>Meet Ardi, a compassionate leader among the Gerudo who is bound by Gerudo law to serve Ganondorf.
>>722621226>>722621369>>722621447Did they just use a random name generator or something? These are terrible
>>722621531>Meet Lenalia, a chamberlain who attends to Princess Zelda. Though she can come across as easygoing, her ability to get things done has made her one of Rauru's most trusted attendants.
>>722619431Sure, and when it gets four fucking games set in the same universe with the same aesthetic, we'll complain then. But the BotWverse needs to fuck off, badly.
>>722621531This a really fucking good design. Really wish the other sages artwork were their actual faces though, they want us to care about these characters and keeping them faceless does not help.
>>722621226>>722621369>>722621447>>722621531>Weapons from 10k ago are the same exact weapon designs in modern timesHoly shit I don't think Zelda team understand time at all and how long 10k fucking years really is.
>>722621998They get reforged over and over, but this is the series with a sword that's been around a lot longer than even that.
>>722595215She is ugly and wouldn't smash but she also looks like a fun person which company you can enjoy.
>>722621531Not fucking fair, why she can be unmasked?Wait, I remember a screenshot of her getting her sword super charged by the actual masked gerudo woman.
>>722622483She starts off as an enemy fighting against Rauru so her introduction is unmasked, she evidently betrays Ganondorf later and puts the mask on then. She IS the masked Gerudo, what you're thinking of is most likely >>722596845 where she's empowering her bodyguard.
>>722622620NOT FAIR! WHY SHE CAN BE UNMASKED?!
>>722621226>>722621369>>722621447>>722621531Well that's a relief. I was worried they'd just have the same names as the Divine Beasts, like these were secretly the Sages they were named after all along or something.
>>722599283I'd hope so. It'd be lame for the game to have a scene like this and not show their faces at some point.
>>722624026Their masks can be found in TotK and have the same names as the Divine Beasts so that's what the latter were named after. Yeah, the masks' names could've also been the sages' names but then it would've been strange to have them go unnamed in TotK.
>>722624026That's a reasonable fear considering how they fucked over Rauru
>>722619431>It's the original Hyrule Warriors setting
>>722621602Apparently this is supposed to be the one who wrote those stone tablets written in that pseudo-Old English language.They're really grasping at straws with these characters, aren't they?
>>722626002OoT is still before TotK. The Hyrule founded by the space goats is a new one. This shouldn't need to be said considering a Ganondorf is there and he didn't exist before OoT.
>>722626231It's all just so convoluted and the number of years between everything is retardedI mean, it was like that before but ToTK went even further beyond
>>722626346It wouldn't be as silly if the world wasn't permanently stuck in fantasy middle ages no matter how many thousands of years pass. Got even funnier once Skyward Sword established there was a race of robots during cave painting pre-history.
>>722599820They were around long enough to build horrifying murder robots that got taken over by GanonIt's a good thing none of the other races resent them for this
>>722626443And BotW is supposed to be a post-apocalypse after a post-apocalypse of an ultra high-tech future.
>>722626631>It's a good thing none of the other races resent them for thisThey kind of did for a while. That's why the Sheikah went back to being ultra low-tech ninjas. The Sheikah who had a problem with that split off and made the Yiga Clan.
>>722626807You'd think they would all be in agreement that researchers like Purah and Robbie must not be allowed to rebuild any of their tech but I guess Hyrule's history is well known for repeating
>>722626631>>722626807I got a little mixed up. The Sheikah became pariahs long before the Calamity that Link went through in BOTW. Ganon didn't take over the murder bots back then, people just didn't like the fact that there were murder bots now.
>>722627078That seems like a reasonable annoyanceI wonder how reliable they were before they got hacked
>>722575972Age of Imprisonment is out now?
>>722608540kek
>my name is Son the kingdoms greatest carpenter
>>722608772Forgot the best ones
Haven't seen such an ugly-ass character in a while, how far the Japanese have fallen. Not even GB-era Impa looked this ugly, this legit looks like a tranny with a body shaped like a fridge or sarcophagus. I copy-pasted, rotated and scaled some of the facial features and also drew a more normal smug face.
>>722627702
>>722627794We know Koei Tecmo can make good female designs too, so this has to 100% be on Nintendo.
>>722627794Holy sex
>>722598572>zelda forcing you to take a shower
Tittyfish
>>722575972>>722576991it's weird that they made so many OC just for this. they will not have the draw of being main game characters
>>722622783Because they revealed it already in a last direct
>>722627794Anon I don't think she's intended to be hot
>>722630382Is it really oc's if they are canon?
>>722631938Everyone is an OC until they show up a second time
>>722632059Mmmmm nyo
I think she's pretty cute She can clean my room
>>722632130Robbie and Purah were just stupid OCs.So was Mipha
I'm getting so lonely that I think I would settle for this if she was nice and cooked good meals.
>>722632325>sidonfag
>>722575972You know she's gunna be massively based and then DIE.
>>722632635I think the fact that the ancient sages survive the imprisoning war is the only reason why Nintendo allowed this game’s story to be the canon one. They like touting Zelda as their series for more mature audiences, but still pussyfoot around letting important characters die onscreen.
>>722621531They have been handling the Gerudo that's not Ganondorf with a steady hand.Funny.
>>722632904They let the goat die
>>722633519I can’t believe I forgot about him. I played AoC for so many hours but barely remember any of it besides the Purah scenes. I wish it got a switch 2 patch, I’d love to replay it
>>722633519> I can't leave you behind! Ur my best lucky!Og kohga was based
>>722626443>>722626656Fujibiyashi completely ruined the lore of zelda
>LenaliaSure hope that name is just a coincidence.
>>722634461Lanalia She eats a secret stone and becomes the lanaryu dragon.
>>722634461Even if it's not what does it matter? The look different in different games.
>>722634461Female dampe is kinda cute is a homely kinda way
>>722633519Unlock him in the DLC and the story will treat it as him surviving, even if he doesn't show up in cutscenes except for the bonus credits you get for fixing Terrako.
>>722575972i can't lie, i fucking LOVE this design. why is this type of fun female design nonexistent in games?
>>722633519>made up OC>objectively the best character in the entire storyI don't know why people are mad about literal whos we know nothing about when the last time we got one he was the coolest fucking dude ever
>>722576863
>>722635332They are but they try to sell you that the are beautiful masterpieces and also have terrible personality.
>>722627794Those came out good, but I like her design as it is. Reminds me of "Oracle" Impa.
>>722635476And that M. Bison/Exdeath voice is perfect.
>Five threads about this one character. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
>No, I don't want to be ruled by Goat-men from outer spaceWhy is he the bad guy again?
>>722635694to the average heavily-online antisocial basedboys who frequent this site, all women that they engage with are fictional, attractive and made for porn. any woman that can not be easily translated to porn is therefore evil, a personal attack on them, and they hate it
>>722635332Play any Xbox game
>>722635760>Goat-menThey are not goats. They dragon people from the moon
>>722633519For the non-AoC players who care to ask, his name is Sooga and he's the Yiga Clan's second-in-command after Kohga (who may be the ancestor of BOTW's Kohga, according to NS2 TOTK lore).He's stronger, smarter, and better at running the Yiga than Kohga, but is completely faithful to him. His death leads Kohga and the rest of the Yiga to switch to Hyrule's side in this timeline.
>>722635997>I cant let you go?! Ur my 2nd banana.Kohga and sooga were kino.
>>722593704All 3D Zelda games have had some scary/odd looking npcs.
>>722607819I don't mind that. I just don't want that haze everywhere like BotW and TotK have.
>>722595215She's not Dampe, she's the magic bean salesman.And no, you're not fucked up. She is pretty cute in a cartoony way.
>>722633519>You are blind, "seer." Calamity Ganon is not for mortals to control.That's when I knew he was the MVP of this game.
>>722635997
>>722635997I'm just gunna say it AOC had a better story than botw and totk
>>722635997Fuck
>>722575972The Japanese know that fridge bodied foids all have unwarranted self importance
>>722637302I mean I think that AOC was one of the better zelda stories
Buying a switch2 for this
>>722635476Honestly outside of FEW 1 most Warriors OCs are good. I stand by Shez being one of the better FE main characters, Volga is based as fuck but mileage varies on Heroes 1&2 but it had absolute sexo OC in Heroes 2 with Desdemona
Who asked for this honestly. It's all just a bunch of noname OCs in a musou game.
>>722637302Up until the time travel future champions come in AoC is the most kino Zelda game by a country mile. As far as gameplay goes it was probably a better move to do time travel to bring ing familiar faces and pad the roster since you already have people bitching about OCs here but I would have liked a canon story. I’m legitimately looking forward to this game in both my mindless fix but also to see if they can make it as kino as the first 2/3s of AoC
>>722639967 (me)Kino Zelda story not overall game. I love it but them but Musou games are slop but the best slop
>>722639967Even after the future non sense it still had massive amounts of kino
>Koume and Kotake are literally in TotK>no sign of them in AoIBros? I'm worried
>>722635760>>722640305?
>>722635760>>722640437Oh shit cool.First piece of this game that looks interesting.
>>722635760The Zonai aren't goats. Theyre Xoloitzcuintli.Aside from the obvious Aztec connection, they far more closely resemble them. They also dont have hooves
>>722640681Nice, nu Hyrule was funded by Mexicans, cabrones
>>722640681Not just aliens, but ILLEGAL aliens. Ganondorf was right all along.
So... nothing about an update for Age of Calamity? I would paid for a 60fps patch, i dont care, just give it to me!
>>722575972>ancient past has savage caveman like hyruleans>people get pissed when they look like it...??
I think it's about time this era of Zelda be put to rest.
>>722640910I'm still torn on AoC. It had the best boss mechanics of any musou but it's... not a musou. There is no battlefield management anywhere in the game at all.
>>722576280Why is she so sad?
>>722640943I would 100% have bought the Switch 2 for a genuine Hyrule Warriors 2. But I am completely done with the BotW era of Zelda in general.
>>722575972Kinda cute without the tranny proportions.
>>722592174>>722600398This is why I hate prioritizing "muh canon" in a story that is garbage anyway. The cast fucking sucks. Zelda as a protagonist 2 times in a row, goat people, robots, a korok, and literal who races. Only character I look forward to playing is Ganondorf. How can you have a Hyrule Warriors game without Link?
>>722600398>making a Zelda game without Link>long hair swordsman construct protecting ZeldaIt's... so obviously Link possessing a construct it's not even funny.The fuck do you mean
>>722641165>Link but he can transform into a fucking jet Robot Link is way cooler than normal Link
>>722600574>>722612037My friend's sister has this exact figure.She's a really sweet girl and I feel so bad for her because she has long accepted foreveralone.
>>722641330Zelda...
>>722604345>LOL DLC FOR A DLC, 0/10 FUCK YOU NINTENDOit doesnt matter if it was a 99c dlc that made every single other game on the planet look like shit, you stupid niggers would chimp out about it, so why the fuck would they add a bunch of story shit?Anyways, the truth is told by aonuma in an interview in 2024, he said he cut a ton of shit from the ancient past because there were too many cutscenes, obviously this game is just the result of taking all that cut story content and fleshing it out.
Are we supposed to be getting a demo this week?Both EN and JP have talked about the new characters and they've run out of things to mention on their website.Game also comes out in less than a month.
Rauru using a spear instead of just being a mage is kinda lame.
>>722641694
>>722641694It's a musou, mages always suck
>>722575972Why do I like objectively ugly chicks so much?
>>722641879Tharja and Robin were fun and the 2 endgame mage classes in Hopes also felt good to play
>>722641879Yuga was good.
>>722641832>incest
>>722635760Thats just NOA trash translation again.Gerudo valley is not part of hyrule, its not under the kingdom's power, and never has been. People forget that in twilight princess, ordon village wasnt even in hyrule, its literally an unincorporated village that borders hyrule.Ganondorf is the rightful king of his tribe who believed that inherent power gave inherent right to rule, when the zonai descended (before he was ever born) they took power in hyrule merely by being powerful, by ganondorf's time there are only two left, and he finally understands WHAT makes them powerful, their sacred stones. Ganondorf mocks rauru in the throneroom by suggesting that he forgot the only reason why the zonai had power in the first place, then mocks him again after killing sonia by telling him that its a punishment for "looking down" on him, the implication being that rauru not treating him as a threat was an insult.Ganondorf literally sees himself as rauru with balls, and that the only reason rauru and the zonai lasted as long as they did was because they were using the secret stones to fool people into thinking they were more worthy.Ganondorf is fighting a strawman, and rauru thinks he's fighting a rational actor.>>722635997kino
>>722642245>Mouuu~ Onii-sama no baka!
>>722640981Shota-holic born into a race that only births daughters
>>722641929A fetish probs. Just be glad you got that and not a scat fetish.
>>722627794Nice Good job.
>>722614394I wanted HW to be a OoT Hylian civil war prequel where it focused on Ganondorf and his exploits during it leading an Amazonian bandit warband.
>>722645208I was shocked Demise wasn't in HW1.And dont reply to me with the Imprisoned, fucker.
>>722645459Man, a SS prequel would be perfect content for a future HW. Sure there is a manga adaption, but they have free reign to pretty much make up anything they want for the story, as long as it ends with Demise being sealed and Hylians fucking off to the sky.Hell, it would be a good way to give the zonai more backstory, as one of the anchient races allied with Hylia that built all of the anchient technology scattered across the franchise, but then pussied out during the war and hid in space or another dimension for thousands of years until the rest of the nonsense in the series died down and they reappeared to colonize a now mostly de-civilization-ized Hyrule.
The Zora queen is going to be weirdly obsessed with fucking robot Link.
>>722641929The older you get the more your tastes degenerate from the norm, so how old are you grandpa?
>>722641330He should've been an automation in the first place.Everything was set up for that but no, we can't have anything but Skyward Sword but Open World
>>722575972>>722600574The stubby-legged Wind Waker physique is certainly possible, but I would like to propose an alternative that's slightly more proportionate
>>722604345>Nintendo's sites kept mentioning DLC for TotK for a whileno they didn't, in fact they confirmed pretty soon after release they weren't doing DLC
>>722642245It's inevitable, they're the only Zonai left in Hyrule by the time of the game's story. By the way, do the Zelda Notes lore drops mention why there were no more Zonai? I'd rather assume they left to go colonize other countries/planets than all dying out.
>>722601635Daily reminder that GANONDORF HAS TWO MOMSAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>722649567Post Koume and Kotake sloppily making out. No, not the muscle mommies from TotK, the tiny hags from OoT.
>>722637302Not that outrageous, KT have good writers
>>722621998"Ten thousand years" in Japanese is often just a metaphor for a really long unspecified amount of time and not literally ten thousand years. That nuance often gets lost in translation and taken literally.
>>722608772>The great fairy is toplessLol what?
>>722650845Wait so when Rita Repulsa comes out of the Dumpster in Power Rangers she wasn't literally there ten thousand years?
>>722650892No there's an episode about how she knew Jesus so at most it was 2000 years.
>>722633519>Finally unlock him>I'm already almost done with the game and dlcThanks I guess...
>>722621998It's not 10000 years ago.10000 years ago was the Great Calamity, wherein the Ancient Hero defeated Calamity Ganon alongside the Divine Beasts. The Rauru era was before that.
>>722650997>this guy was the Ancient Hero>he's clearly a Zonai>Rauru and Mineru were the last Zonai in HyruleHe's probably the prince of hyrule in his era. And probably shortly after Ganondorf was seales
>>722653720Since Ardi's masked artwork is the same as her unmasked one barring the color of her clothes, I'm guessing the other sages must also have a maskless version of theirs.
>>722575972This fucking character design would be good if they just gave her a normal face. It'd be perfect, even. But no. They had to give her this retarded cat face that's positioned way higher up on her head than should be reasonable.
>>722575972She's so fucking ugly it's offensive.
>>722654795turn your screen on
>>722654975Damn.
>>722654393That's what make it memorable
>>722654393The face is the best/redeemable part of the design though. What the fuck anon? You've got it completely backwards.
>>722575972So apparently she's the one who wrote all the star island messages you need to get translated
No info about John hyrule the hylian though?
>>722656180Nope, but I would bet on his name ending with 'son' though because of the carpenters. Hopefully he has a fun moveset and isn't just a straight port of one of the shitty villagers from TotK that raid enemy camps with Link.
>>722656180He's one of those men who need no introduction.
Why did Nintendo suddenly start supporting DEI?
>>722656346Hope he adopts some of links spear moveset
>>722657540They always had women in zelda
>>722575972>fat women look like Monsters Inc. Characters >thin and fit women look hitNintendo is being intentionally based again
>>722657547Since the Gerudo guard gets the two handed sword, I do think the Hylian guard should get the spear. I just hope they both aren't too similar to Link from AoC, but I doubt that considering it looks like everyone has lost their ZR unique action in this game, unless it's unlockable later on. Unless I missed it from the TGS gameplay there's nothing attached to ZR, and there's a separate ??? tab in the moveset menu so these could be unlockable later it seems.
>>722627794>>722627947Nothing wrong with that design.
>>722640816Eww no wonder everyone looks squat and inbred.
>>722575972>>722588925someone try drawing her with oracle impa proportions
what is even the controversy here link gets molested by gay ugly old men and giant fairy queens in every single game its at the point where he crossdresses himself
>>722643202I only got>obese bitches>literal grannies>monsters>ugly bastard (female)>lolis>animals>>722646967I'm not old, I'm only 32.
>>722659257>I only gotBro your sexual inclinations are completely disordered, literally attracted to everything except attractive women of birthing age.
>>722659328I like them too though
>>722659247>no crossdressing in TotK because Riju gives Link a special passGoddamnit!
>>722641929Because you are also objectively ugly
>>722659358>animals>loli (children)You need to seek professional help.
>>722576280Why is she not wearing the mask?
>>722659368They didn't like how creepy fags got with it
>>722659546Because the story starts with her being on Ganondorf's side until she turns coat.
>>722659546Everybody cared who she was until she took off the mask.
>>722659546She is in the cover art.It's just that they already revealed her face so they don't care about showing it.
>>722659416Drawings. Only ones that translate irl are the fat and/or ugly bitches sometimes grannies
>>722659581Your thinking about it too much.It's just the marketing already shown her face so the have no qualms about it anymore.
>>722659618>Drawings.It doesn't matter, they are still depictions of children. You shouldn't be getting off to that, you need help anon. Go get it before you hurt yourself or others.
>>722659701They've shown her face because she starts off as an enemy unlike all the other sages. No reason to treat her differently otherwise.
>>722659770Story context doesn't matter.They shown it. They coulda chose to not show it but the decided to do so.I doubt all the other sages start as sages too. It's a pointless thing to mention that she wasent a sage.
>>722659713I don't think I will.
>>722659713If someone consumes rape porn are they a rapist?
>>722659924Rape requires forceful assault on an unconsenting person, a drawing doesn't make you guilty of the action because it's simulating it. So no, but you shouldn't consume that content either. If you're at that point your perception of sex is already warped.You can't simulate porn, porn is porn wether it's a photo or a drawing. Anyone that consumes loli and shota porn is guilty of consuming depictions of children in a pornographic way and should seek help.
>>722645459Ganondorf's HW design is Demise-inspired. The face, the hair, the giant bulky swords, tell me you don't see it.
>>722584360Anyone got that picture of the biological woman standing next to the tranny?
>>722660248Which is both interesting and baffling.Skyward Sword seems to be the only game consistently considered to be Canon and factual in Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom.Especially now that we have Rauru praying to Hylia at the statues.But it lends credence to the idea that Demise was a mythological figure inspired by the real events of the ancient demon king Ganondorf. Or does this mean that Nintendo is simply reinforcing the idea of Ganon being an incarnation of Demise's curse.
Can’t wait for this game to release so we can finally close the fucking book on the BoTW saga. So sick of that aesthetic, design, world, etc
>>722660089If I kill someone in cod am I a murderer?
>>722660632Nope, because one again you're simulating murder.You cannot simulate pornography, porn is porn.
>>722660413Skywards is before everything. Even the far past in totk
>>722628717A fish with tits. Tittyfish
>>722660759> you can not simulate pornography.But the drawings aren't real nor do they even look realistic. So it by definition is simulation
>>722660852No because you're getting off on it, your brain sees a child in a sexual manner and you're gooning to it. You cannot simulate porn and you need to find help if you're dealing with those inclinations.
>>722660928No because my brain and dick doesn't like real people at all. So my brain like seeing small anime girls
>>722660805Right, I agree but the newer games sort of throws every other game into the "Era of Myth" and leaves it ambiguous if they're Canon or not. While Skyward Sword seems to have a lot of support in those games that point it to being Canon in that world.
>>722661095Fi straight up exists and the master sword is reffered to as she in totk. So I think it's out right confirmed and not just pointed at.
>>722661160Again I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm mostly trying to address the other games.
>>722589517I think the warriors games have different character designers which is why you get crap like this and Purah's "teen" design from AOC bearing no resemblance to her "Adult" design in TOTK
>>722661085>So my brain like seeing small anime childrenIn a sexual manner, this is a sexual dysfunction. Go get help.
>>722591587>picWhy is modern architecture so shit and soulless?
Is Cia even in this shit anymore?
>>722661362Less is more bauhaus nonsense, most celebrated architects live in concrete boxes.
>>722661230I'm sure everything from skyward to oot is basically canon to it
>>722661494not in the slightest. she wasn't in age of calamity, either
>>722661353I barely watch porn anyway.
>>722661310The Purah design in AoC is based on a scrapped design for Purah from BotW.
>>722661494Why would she? This is not a made up setting like the og hyrule warriors
>>722661507It's not a clean fit though.Basically the best fit is that Zonai Rauru founded a new Hyrule.
>>722661550I can’t get over her name is POO-ra. I always read it as purr-ah
>>722661310Namco said nintendo was super tight on the leash for Aoc the movements and movesets of characters were down to there specifications. And I really doubt the drew any of the characters.Also you have to be kinda retarded to think aoc purah and totk purak look Like two different people
>>722661625I think the AoI placement fits neatly after skyward as there was no hyrule in skyward
>>722660413The way i have tried to rationalize the new timeline, assuming internally they haven't gone full scorched earth to the lore, is:A: all of the past games take place between the war against Demise, and the war against calamity ganon, with Botw and totk being 10,000 years following that(or alternatively, the anchient war against calamity took place somewhere in a past timeline between some other games where ganon was not a threat afterwards)B: the past events in totk take place after something major fucked up the world and is after all of the pre botw gamesI could see shit making sense if it went:1: war against Demise, Hylia current ruler of the world. Zonai existed as one of the old races during this time and built all the anchient technology of the franchise.2: zonai piss off when the war goes to shit and hide, skyward sword occurs Then it's one of two possibilities:A: immediately following SS, the zonai return and try and colonize the new surface world. TotK Dorf, is just a normal king of the Gerudo and there are multiple kings of their race that share that same name. This is the past events seen in totk, so it would mean the flashbacks are set between Skyward Sword, and Minish Cap.B: the zonai return after whatever the fuck occurred immediately after all of the pre Botw games that made hyrule regress to a big empty landscape -zonai were always supposed to be there in the games lore -Ganondorf is now like link and zelda, where there are multiple incarnations/namned gerudo kings, with Oot dorf being the most infamous If Al Nouma meant something completely different to be interpreted by the totk plot fuckery, then i missed it.
>>722660928I want to rape drawn, anime children. 3D meat children repulse me.
>>722661958Yes, I think so too.I'm convinced that Sonia is a descendant of Skyward Sword Link and Zelda and that the Rauru in OoT is either the son or a close descendant of Zonai Rauru and Sonia.
>>722661715It's derived from "apple" in Japanese (apuru -> purua) although there's barely any resemblance in English.
>>722661991I hope the next game just takes place at some normal point in time instead of some ridiculous shit like Skyward Sword and Breath of the Wild where it's separated from everything by a billion years.
>>722595215It's a cute design, not every cute thing needs to be something you want to also bang. I think japs have a specific word for it that roughly translates to "ugly cute"
>>722661991They deffinitly have not abandoned the time line.They seem to simply not want to tell us where blue and totk take place. echos of wisdom was placed on the timeline like a month after its reveal.
>>722661494She should be a staple of these games, maybe even main, as a time traveling witch with Hylia imposter syndrome. Could even do some fun shit with her like:>oops! Downfall timeline? That was this whores fault because she wanted to fuck OoT lonk
>>722662041Seek help then, that is a dangerous sexual dysfunction.
>>722595215Her ears are longer and pointier than and normal hylian. She must be super close to the goddess!
>>722662262All ancient Hylians had super long ears, look at Sonia
>>722661991>Ganondorf is now like link and zelda, where there are multiple incarnations/namned gerudo kings, with Oot dorf being the most infamousAlready was the case since 2004, Four Swords Adventures already had a second Ganondorf incarnate that wasn't the one in Ocarina.
https://www.famitsu.com/news/202309/06314767.html>――毎回恒例でお聞きしていますが、『ゼルダの伝説』の時系列として、今回の『ティアーズオブ ザ キングダム』は、どこに当てはまりますか? 『ゼルダの伝説 スカイウォードソード』では始祖を描き、『ブレス オブ ザ ワイルド』で最後を描いていましたが、『ティアーズオブ ザ キングダム』は『ブレス オブ ザ ワイルド』の続編でありつつ、ハイラル建国の話もあるので始祖にもなりえるのかと…………。>藤林『ブレス オブ ザ ワイルド』の後の話であることは間違いないです。そして、基本的に『ゼルダの伝説』シリーズは、破綻しないように物語と世界を考えています。現時点で言えるのは、その2点のみです。>「破綻しない」という前提があれば、ファンの方々にも「ということは、それじゃあこういう可能性も?」といろいろ考えていただける余地があると思うんですよ。あくまで可能性として話すとすれば、ハイラル建国の話があってもその前に一度滅んだ歴史がある可能性もあります。「ここをこうしたらおもしろいんじゃない?」といった適当では作っていませんから、あえて語られていない部分も含めて、想像して楽しんでいただければと思います。tl;dr: The original Hyrule fell to ruin and the Zonai founded a new one.
>>722662102I was surprised that Echoes of Wisdom seemed to tie back to the old games timelines and actually expanded on some interesting lore bits regarding the state of reality that Hyrule exists in.
>>722661991I think the only inconsistency that exists is the Garuda women's ears.I think this is just something the lore keeper forgot but the botw handbook specifically mentioned that Garudo women gained pointy ears after thousands of years of breeding with hylians.It also symbolizes that hylia has accepted the garudos are her people as well.Ganondorf has round ears so the totk theory stuff when we only had the one trailer made sense of it. But now here we are and the old garudo women also have pointy ears.....for some reason.
Where are the sexy girls?
>>722662434I always thought it would be interesting if the gerudo were the original "chosen people" of the Goddesses, maybe as the original guardians of the Triforce, hence they are all Amazonian and all female resembling their makers. Then at some point they fuck up and back Demise in the anchient past and it curses their people with "a man born every 100 years" that embodies that curse.
>>722662396EoW had some massive new lore.It was pretty neat
>>722662539Depends on what you consider sexy I guess.Is she not good enough?>>722576280
>>722661362because it's cheaper, doesn't matter that everything around us looks like depressing shit
>>722662396EOW was alright, yeahI want a game that takes place pre flood that ends with the flood that created the great sea
>>722662995>explicitly no Link during that timeSo what, another game where you play as Zelda except you lose at the end?
>>722663069That canceled Retro studios sheik game could probably work there as a pseudo oot sequel.
>>722637302it would have been even better had they stuck to the original timeline of everyone dying. We could have reached Halo Reach levels of "Mission Objective: Survive" ludokino, but instead, we got this fucking "everyone is friends with each other and everyone teams up" japslop
>>722662995>>722663069>>722663659That was literally the plot of the Sheik game, but somehow also involved the protagonist turning into the masters word and was an origin story of sorts.Obviously the game scrapped (good desu the concept art looked cool but the gameplay was shit - it was basically an onrails Link's crossbow training)Nintendo obviously reused the ideas for Skyward Sword and Fi.
>>722663885Disappointments aside it was still really kino when zelda invigorated her army with her power
>>722576454They could've done a really pretty water effect with the brushes they use for the drawings and yet they've chosen to do this 3D looking ass vfx
>fat troon announced as character
>>722664606It's painted though. It's not a 3d asset.Not everything needs to look like demon slayer
>>722664339desu i can barely remember anything from the story apart from astors retarded laughs which also pissed me off since they were so "cliché", as in just another "look at this crazy dude youve seen in a million other bad anime which will be forgotten in like 3 days after it stopped airing!" and also kogha doing this retarded pose to zelda to show her he wants to join their side.It was overall just retarded japanese style of story telling. not that theres anything wrong with that, but if the game is set in basically medieval europe, then i expect those things to not be there. Compare it to something like oot, tw or even majoras mask and you can instantly see the difference there.Like, if oot came out today, you could bet my ass that phantom ganons mask would be this normal, generic ass oni mask youve seen a million times elsewhere instead off the one we have now. I think its because of the new series producer, he came onto the series in skyward sword and thats kind of where that shit started.
>>722664730I don't think it is, it looks like a 3D vfx
>>722576454>>722664853The character itself is 3D too, with a bunch of photoshopping to make it look like paint.
>>722664743I want to replay it but they aren't patching it man. Story had alot of great moments.
>>722665162i refuse to replay it cause the weapons upgrade system is retarded
>>722641478>She's a really sweet girl and I feel so bad for her because she has long accepted foreveralone.You can marry her tho.
This game looks fantastic. Feels crazy to see super smooth gameplay after AoC was a shitshow. Even so, it was still fun, so this has huge potential. It’s crazy it’s getting so overlooked in the Switch 2 lineup, but I guess people really have musou prejudice
>>722666229To be fair I think the trailers for this game have all sucked.Where's the hype trailers man.Give us the damn sages faces.
>>722640681I knew these motherfuckers remind me of ancient Americans.
>>722666448Demon goat people with three eyes?That's not nice.
>>722641478Genetics are a bitch.But a homely women is a loyal women that supports you.Trust me that shit is of rare value
>>722641478Did she play any sports growing up?
>>722666229>It’s crazy it’s getting so overlooked in the Switch 2 lineup, but I guess people really have musou prejudicePeople have BotW Hyrule fatigue is more like it. TotK had horrendous writing and storytelling, and the whole imprisonment war thing was easily the worst part about it. When AoC was announced, it made a huge bang because people were excited to be able to play the cool backstory to BotW and play as the Champions that the game made you care about; nobody is excited to play the retarded events of TotK's backstory as a bunch of characters they couldn't even be arsed to give names to in the main game.Which is a damn shame, because AoC was easily the most fun musou ever made and this looks like it might be even better. But I can't blame people at all. It's Nintendo's fault for dropping the godawful turd that was TotK's story.
>>722575972Weak to lovey-dovey vaginal creampies
>>722667067>oh no, a videogame will have original characters? AIIIIIEEEEEI understand people are retarded, but don’t revel in being one yourself. And the Imprisoning War is a more interesting setting than the Calamity. All that happened during that was guardians killed everything. Anyone who thought it would be completely canon and somehow engaging is a moron. That’s why they needed OC villains
>>722667439Calm your tits, retard. I merely pointed out why there's no exitement for the game. I don't mind playing as original characters, but if you can't see why the majority of people doesn't care to play as literally whos in a game where the main appeal for most is being tied to a previously existing setting with tons of popular characters already, that's on you.
>>722668178I’m responding to the retarded things you said. You could have left it at “there aren’t enough characters for people to latch onto like for AoC.” But you said dumb shit like BotW’s cool backstory”. It was all one event with one enemy type. So the established setting was incredibly insufficient. But sure, people are stupid. Didn’t ask
>>722659257I like 3 of those things too.
>>722575972I like her.
>>722661362cheap and fast
>>722670769Of her art is all like this then I welcome it
>>722575972No LinkNo buy
>>722609471I got a little mixed up. The Sheikah became pariahs long before the Calamity that Link went through in BOTW. Ganon didn't take over the murder bots back then, people just didn't like the fact that there were murder bots now.
>>722576334Zelda NPCs are weird and/or ugly most of the time.
>>722670769Just like that she's fixed
The increased enemy variety from TotK will be nice. AoC felt lacking in that department. I wonder if they’ll try to use the bosses from TotK like the did the blights
>>722672536Your in luck.There seems to be a some completely new bosses
>>722673236
>>722600574Seek help then, that is a dangerous sexual dysfunction.
>>722575972Am I fucked up for finding lady-dampe kind of cute?Maybe it's because she is so smug.
>>722627164Real cute
>>722656379Is he a reporter? carlos.jpg
>>722601717God please
>>722666229>Feels crazy to see super smooth gameplayI'll believe it when I play it. Trailers looking good and the game actually not chugging during large scenes are different matters.
>>722638116Stop swearing, bad anon
>>722609746Haha, yeah. Big Fun
>>722628717Why is Zelda so close to him
>>722634461OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>722673608No you're just fucked because you've got early on-set dementia making you forget you made the exact same post word for word earlier in this thread already. >>722595215
>>722674004What the fuck I knew I was having some deja vu
>>722673719The re9 demo was running at 60.It will be fine.The only reason banaza drops is because Morphin terrain takes a shit load of cpu
>>722673719I’m talking about hands on footage from TGS. But yes, the late game sequences will be bigger stress tests
Am I fucked up for finding lady-dampe kind of cute?Maybe it's because she is so smug.
>>722674004holy fuckI thought it was just a bot but this is even worse
>>722575972>fat ugly tranny looking beastSurprised it's not black. Since when does Nintendo have an ethics department?
>>722674349Zelda npcs aren't very well known for being.....pretty
>>722675149Kek
>>722670769Sigh.. would
>>722575972Wtf is that?
>>722575972>Cartoon game for kids has one (1) goofy looking character>/v/ seethes and shits its pantsWhat causes this?
>>722679332Not me. I'm gooning
How is she so fat, but has a flat chest?
I want a demo real bad. I don't really give a shit about TotK's past, but I still get the feeling AoI might be an improvement over AoC and I quite liked AoC so I'm very interested.
>>722679679It's all bone mass.She built like a fridge
>>722604050I'm not a fan of Zelda's only prominent spin-off series being a musou rather than an RPG or something. But it was either this or nothing. It's a waste of resources for Tears of the Kingdom to be expanded upon in any way, it already felt like DLC of botw, and the story was shit. I wish they made another original Hyrule Warriors game.
>>722611421She look a lot better as dwarf.
>>722679730I think it's likely, they'll want to show people it actually runs at 60fps this time.
>>722610007>muh canonAge of Calamity would be garbage if it was completely faithful to botw. Gameplay and content should come before gay ass story. It would have a poor cast of playable characters, and even worse enemy and boss variety. I hope Age of Imprisonment is lying about being canon too, it already has shit like clanker Link. It's not like the shit story in Tears of the Kingdom is something precious.
>>722674004It's not my fault that some retard runs a bot script to copy post and repost them.
>>722676875https://youtu.be/GyCagepF_T4?si=40NdJozC2hR3bWPw&t=128
I wish I hadn't played Age of Calamity through my monitor speakers. That game raped my hands, eyes, and ears all at once when I povertymaxxed it
>>722680130There's no problem with AoI being canon, they can include whatever they want as bosses and we know a cool final battle against Ganondorf happens. They're not bound to nearly as many specific plot beats as the actual backstory of BotW that AoC skirted around.
>>722639585Holy shit, I sometimes forget thar Shez is actually a Warriors ocWhat made the wonder blond twins from Few so bad?
>>722604645Do we really need another bad "hard mode" that just makes enemies more spongy and does nothing to address holding nearly limitless healing items?
>>722607518Only sensible thing they've done in a long time.
>>722575972this is how the average /v/tard looks like
>>722611210this is perfect
>>722661865Loli Purah > AoC Purah > Adult PurahThis is the undeniable truth and deep down you know it.
>>722575972I fucking hate fat cunts
>>722681240kys pedo
>>722613552ZeldaRauruMineruSoniaClanker LinkKorokGoronZoraRitoGerudoPossibly another character from each race, plus some other filler, villain, or joke characters , and that will bring us to around the usual number of characters in a Hyrule Warriors game at release.
>>722680257The music was kino though
>>722681295No, YOU kys faggot.
>>722681505https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvqQ4MrqvCEtrue. the remix of Mipha's theme in particular was stellar. listening to the music hardly mattered when the monitor speakers meant that all the battle SFX blasted the fuck over any BGM
>>722681770For me it was revalis theme.
>>722681770The Revali remix was pure fucking kino also, but for some reason AoC is one of the only musou games where you can't change the BGM in a stage for some fucking reason, so you only hear it in like 3 battles in the snowy Hebra region.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=578ZZLMzTlE
>>722681770>>722681984>>722682335Urbosa's AoC theme is the best, though. I love the extra part that snuck in a bit of Ganondorf's theme.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOb7xc2913M
The party is over. Time to banana split out of my club!
>doing the 10 minute survival mission as RevaliVidya has rarely made me feel this k e w l
>RevaliA chump. Teba mogged him.
>>722660413>Skyward Sword seems to be the only game consistently considered to be Canon and factual in Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom.Because it's the most recent 3D game before the botw era and/or Fujibayashi bias, since these are the games he directed.
