What the fuck?
>>722584391Shadowheart is the perfect hotwife.
>>722584391What Shadowheart did in our camp is her business.
>>722584391S-sorry Shaddy... I know... I-I'll put the cage on...
Your fault for not going for the Frog like any cultured man would, istik
Going to start playing this game todayWhat porn mods should I install?
Just kill the gay bear in the prison instead of letting him out. Ez
She fucked a bear, how in the fuck?
>>722584391I am a better man and I approve of this thread
>>722587526Really, she's just horny for big muscles. She simps for Karlach too. Also, Jenny English says she's actually gay and not into guys, and she's the character herself, so I go with her take.
>>722584391There's only one way to correct this injustice. You have to fuck the bear too.
>>722586412Really Shadowheart, for unwhoring purposes. Author if it is a bit of a schizo.
>>722587768
>>722584391Yes. Origin runs are a thing and let you make the companions fuck as desired.
>>722584391>play the game>shadowheart falls in love with me>completely devotes herself to me>completely loyal to me>expresses disgust at the thought of either of us being with anyone else>100% loving and monogamous relationship>epilogue has us living a simple happy life together on a farm>finish playing and see people online crying about shadowheart being a whore and fucking other men and wanting polygamy>kekit's literally a skill issue
>>722589536>>expresses disgust at the thought of either of us being with anyone elseWhen? Post a screenshot or something
>>722584391I wouldn't worry, her voice actress isn't into men anyway, she's a Lesbian in a relationship with a Russian dyke.
>play the game and choose to be a cuck and a faggot>WTF WHY AM I A GAY KEKOLD
I found BG3's companions to be really weak. You could get more entertaining ones simply by asking ChatGPT.
>>722589667ok bro, i'll just go do another 120 hour playthrough and get that screenshot for you, brb
>>722589536That’s 90% of these bait threads>omg I introduced having a threesome and I got cucked after spending 15 minutes setting up a threesome and selecting “yes” to ‘do you want to have a threesome’
>>722589947You won't post it because she's perfectly fine with it. The only time she rejects it is when you try to go to the brothel before fucking her for the first time. After you fuck her? She's all in on the orgies and sharing, she's even okay with being a cuck herself if you cheat on her with Mizora (only gets a bit pissy because you didn't tell her first)
>>722590120you're a fucking retard
>>722584718Janny here. The guy seething about BG is an amerimutt mod. I'm just not him.
>romance shadowheart>never flirt with anyone else, purely monogamous>still be a Schrodinger's cuck because she may mention swimming with Halsin at any momentIt's not fucking fair.
>>722589536I had the same experience.
>>722590231>No argument, he just lashes outWhere is the disgust?
SELÛNEWE NEED TO BE BETTER MALE HUMAN FIGHTERSWHAT MY HALF-ELF GIRLFRIEND DOES DURING LONG CAMP RESTS WITH THE PARTY SHOULD NOT MATTER TO ME
>>722590556I don't need an argument. You're a retard because you expect me to have a screenshot of every line of dialogue in a 120 hour game.
>>722584391I want to romance goblins. Not roastie white women designed for scrawny wh*te boys to goon and be 'better' men over. Where is the goblin pussy.
>>722590120her character changes based on how you play, moron
>>722589536>expresses disgust at the thought of either of us being with anyone elseLmao she never does this, you're full of shit. Her canon personality is being open to cucking you. Yeah it's your choice whether you go through with it but regardless, she's open to it.
>>722591156sazza would never btw
>>722590886What kind of absolute cope is this? No, she's always willing to do it>>722590726>prove him wrong>he ignores that and just keeps obsessing over muh screenshotI found the screenshot just fine, so it sounds like a skill issue on your part
https://rule34video.com/video/4044522/shadowheart-gnolls-senul-mept44-no-wm-4k60fps/
>>722591475you're the faggot who asked for a screenshot and claimed to have proved me wrong because of it lmao you fucking twat
>>722591475You know Shart is a video game character and not a real person, right?If you make choices in the game that steer you into a polygamy path then she'll give you that dialogue. If you don't then she won't. Jfc imagine being that cuck minded.
>>722592451Are you retarded? If you do that with Lae'Zel or Minthara they'll get mad and say no. Shadowheart will say yes. This means that the former two are not okay with it, while the latter is.Shadowheartfags are so fucking stupid goddamn.
>>722592614Shadowheart will say yes if you've played the game in a way that's put you on the cuck or polygamy path. How Indian do you have to be to not understand this?
>anon cucks himself in a videogame and won't stop screeching about it
Futa property.https://aws-mp4.rule34.xxx//images/3547/6e7009366279f7b2c0a20f870ad0b191.mp4?13414199
>>722592451Not that anon but this is the response of an NPC. Yes, it is all fiction. There are no characters, only dialogue trees, animations, lines of code. In fact you can mod the game to make the character do whatever you want. So why do you roleplay in this roleplaying game? Why bother to have dialogue in the first place since you know it's all meaningless code? Why even have romance options? It's all just code, right? I don't expect a midwit to understand.
>>722593042>troony goon looney
>>722592914Okay and? Refer to >>722591152
>>722593091Because it's fun? Holy fuck how autistic are you?
>>722592914>she'll only say yes if you ask her!the cope of a cuck
>>722593321>Holy fuck how autistic are you?Impressive lack of self awareness
>>722593195>canon personality>in a choice-based gamejfc
>>722593091>misses the point>spergs
>>722593338>fundamentally doesn't understand how choice-based games workgrim
>>722593389Again, Lae'Zel and Minthara don't like it. That's their personality. Lae'Zel isn't okay with it regardless of what you do with her questline. Shadowheart is okay with it no matter what you do with her questline, Shar or Selune, she's open to it. You're so fucking delusional it hurts to read.
>>722593389You are coping so hard. The two are not mutually exclusive. She has an established personality and characterization. She is fine with cuckolding. Canonically. No matter what you do she is into it. You can avoid it but that doesn't change how she's written. NTA btw.
>>722593568Shadowheart doesn't like it unless you've played the game like a cuck. You've told the game you want to be cucked so it gives you that storyline. That's on you, anon.
>>722593389>>722590886What's funny about this retarded ass argument is that it implies Shadowheart has no personality and just exists as a flesh golem for the player to mold. You're trying so hard to defend her, you're actually shitting on her
>>722593632>saar she is a real person, truly a bloody bitch cunt I can smell the curry.
>>722593698>Shadowheart doesn't like itStill waiting for that screenshot.
>>722593830>projecting jeet is seething because his ESL reading comprehension is 3rd world tierYou're so inbred.
>>722593839>omfg ur obsessed with screenshot lolz faggot>also please give me a screenshot of specific moments from this 120 hour game
>>722593946I accept your concession.
>>722593038he's still going
>>722593946That was me btw, and as I said, skill issue. I found this >>722590556so why can't you? Go ahead, do it, with this you will prove all the shitposters wrong and your wife Shadowheart will be forever pure and untainted
>>722586090frog is the least awful choice but every romance in this game sucks.
>>722589536The seethe you've caused the cucks ITT
>>722584391Remember before the release of BG3 when they said any character you didnt romance would shack up with another party member? what happened to that? /v/ was going nuts with cuckposting
>>722594292He's blatantly lying.>>722594368Lae'zel apparently hits on Wyll if you decline her advances.
>>722594368And I remember how Lae'Zel was a tremendous whore that fucked around (Wyll and Astarion, specifically) with one interview using her as an example of the romance options that would fuck other men while you were "heartbroken" and everyone shitposted about itthen the game came out and they wiped all that shit out, Lae'Zel is still a whore but she only fucks you, and Shadowheart ended up being the cuck option, funny how that happens
>>722593369Anon you can't claim "no u" when you've been sperging out over an imaginary relationship for more than 2 years.
>>722586090Minthy is best girl and it isn't even close
>>722584391I cant get into this because halsin doesnt have dark skinCan he wildshape into a nubian god?
>>722594292You're replying to a delusional coping cuck that shat out a schizo greentext fanfic in defense of his whorefu and then sperged out when asked to provide a screenshot/proof.
>>722594668Impressive lack of self awareness
How can i ranger druid?or is it a dumb multiclass?
>>722594767Bro >>722593839
>>722594767>n-no uWe're laughing at youWe've been laughing ever since the game came out and the cuckshit came to lightAnd we will to continue to laugh
>>722594143Lae'zel is easily top 3 CRPG romances ever. Her only real rival is Morrigan, maybe Liara/Tali.>>722594492>Lae'Zel is still a whoreShe only bangs others if you explicitly turn down her direct advance, after raising her approval considerably. That's even more cucked. >>722589536>>expresses disgust at the thought of either of us being with anyone elseThat's Lae "I won't share what is mine and i won't be shared" Zel, you're confused.
>>722594882>She only bangs others if you explicitly turn down her direct advanceShe only did that during EA, now she only fucks you. She's still a whore that openly talks about having sex and gloats about her inability to get pregnant because she's a githyanki, she's a whore. Don't get on your high horse just because Shadowheart is worse, the truth is that all the girls in this game are shit
>>722584391this thread exists because bgg on /vg banned halsin cuck posts for being off topic and a resident shitposter had no where else to go
>>722594842Anon you're literally talking in 3rd person
>>722594802Kinda redundant but not terrible since they're both Wis casters
>>722595041>She's still a whore that openly talks about having sexOh my God, she OPENLY TALKS ABOUT HAVING SEX? The scandal! Notify the nuns, there are pearls to be clutches. >gloats inability to get pregnant because she's a githyanki Kek, this retard doesn't know about the egg. Figures, since it's painly obvious he did not, in fact, played the game he seethes about for years. Every time.
If you play a druid do you get to turn into a bear too for some bear on bear fucking?
>>722584391Shart literally never commented once on Halsin in my game.. sounds like you're all a bunch of cucks that pushed her towards it desu
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>>722598948Jesus Christ
>>722584391The frog hoped on my dick without me asking so I can't relate.
>>722598948The game is literally written by leftists, what did you faggots expect? Some trad relationships?
>>722584391Shadowheart climbing mount Halstien. why are you jealous of her?
>>722589536nwn did a great 3 way relationship>get two waiffus that are both marrying you and into threesomes but only with you>both devoted to you and actually want to make this work
>>722598948lol, what a shit game
>>722584391Why is my wife kissing him? Reeeeeeeeeee
>>722584391For those who don't know, this is the scene you get when the PC romances him.OP played as a woman for around 40 hours just so he could fuck a man, get a screencap and pretend it's a cuck scene.