What vidya characters would be lolcows IRL
final bosses unironically
>>722585452like Ganondorf?
Tails, definitely.He's pretty insecure, and easily triggered by Eggmans taunts.I imagine he'd go insane if the real world Internet existed in his world.
luigi would be lee goldson
>>722585764Ganon's too chad, Bowser is absolutely a lolcow though even with his kid
>>722587991>UPDATE: Just found out Mama Peach isn't my mama
>>722587778Eggman too
>>722585452tabuu would be like a ben hughes or one of those kids on deviantart who reacts to real life events with clips of fictional characters crying or being angry
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>>722585354Adoring Fan
>>722592564He'd be like the Danny Phantom shooter
>>722585354>>722587778Knuckles could probably be a good contender. He's short tempered, spends most of him time isolated from everyone, easy to manipulate, fixation with the Master Emerald.
Someone with different opinions from a Kiwi Farms poster? Most of them probably. B. J. Blazkowicz for sure.
Kate Marsh was bullied until she committed suicide, so probably her.
>>722585354Kiwifarms Tier
>>722596529>PapyrusSans is the real asshole among the two, he'd be going around fucking some ones mom and Papyrus would accidentally bring that up
>>722596529Probably not, he's to positively minded to have the anger that makes lolcows act like funny pricks.He'd probably be the type to be repeatedly accused of trying to groom minors when he was legitimately just trying to play with them.
>>722585354Alex Yiik
