Holy smokes
>>722591242that shit is so small wtf
>>722591242Is this a replica they selling
>>722591401but enough about your dick.
>>722591401>>722591484r/murderedbywords
>>722591242>small for Asian hands
I shouldn't stick that in my bunghole, however
>>722591242Here is a non asian holding it
>>722591242Didn't Squeenix cancel a fuckload of games in mid-development not long ago? How do we know that this game (and DQ12) still even exist and are in development?
Imagine finally bringing a woman into your bedroom and she sees that in the corner.
>>722592195This is a big toy key, not a game. Are you a fucking retard?
>>722592378I'd never have a non-lore accurately sized keyblade in my room
>>722592435I know, but after the teaser they showed all mention of it by them has ceased.
>>722591401its a keysora is like 2 feet tall
>>722591242Damn! That's half the size of my dick.
>>722591726Nobody asked for you, Manlytears.
>>722593161that sounds like an absolutely horrible disease to have
>>722592195there is a chance they got to development hell, but no chance in hell they straight up cancel a dq or kh game
>>722593432My wife's OK with it, at least.
>>722593745is her nickname thundercunt because goddamn she'd have to have the fucking grand pussy to slot in a meter long hog
Cringe
>>722591242This isn't a serious replica, it's more like those tokusatsu DX roleplay toys.The proplica was way bigger
>>722592378She'd say>mmm nice key you got there.. is there a keyhole nearby it unlocks?
>>722592378>Imagine finally bringing a woman into your bedroom and she sees that in the corner.
>>722594384That’s a guy
>>722594568so?
>>722591242Reminder to never buy Square Enix merch, it's always overpriced garbage chink shit.Just get one from aliexpress or something
>>722594782if your a broke boy just say so
>>722591242Her chest is so flat, it's so fucking hot
>>722594061That Tifa cosplay is spot on.
>>722591401Well it is Japanese.
>>722594950If my a broke boy just say no?
>>722592953>all mention of it by them has ceased.no it hasn't they released new screenshots pretty recently
