Claim your Concorder. The rest will try to sell you an AAA video game.
Gimme the big yellow killbot
>>722600963Fuck I never seen the designs for them all before. Just do the number ration of men to woman, white to non shite...when it is a white male oriented genre and thy thought that shit was gonna be the biggest game since destiny or some shit.Delusional
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>>722600963>Claim your Concorderyour supposed to claim 2 freegunners, dunce OPgay trash can & mushroom tranny for me
I pick the paintball player and the fat mexican kid
>>722600963>fat brown guy with foppish haircut, ski goggles, a huge blue parka, pants up to his nipples and dishwashing gloves
>jews trying to destroy western culturegetting tiresome
>>722600963Genuinely like this design a lot. All of the other ones are simultaneously cluttered yet too simply but this robot fella is sleek and cohesive.
I call top row purple girl. All I have to do is to force her to take off her shitty yellow shoes and put on anything else
>>722604089too androgynous
>>722600963>rokkawe need to add last minute sex appeal and don't have time to model a face
>>722604563Why'd they make her a stick then?
>>722600963Truly I am spoiled for choice.
>>722600963>mfw I know someone who worked on this game as an artist>she looks exactly the part with the dyke butch shave haircut>last time we had a conversation she seemed to be silently seething >she seems to despise the industry>she also seems to hate gamerslike poetry
>>722604440you're trying way too hard to hate this game
>>722600963Season...0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBnStS9d2xghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tidWtDadOAAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL-proJDPkUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXGwWtCxnWw
It's xer for me
>>722600963What really bugs me about these designs is the color schemesThere’s no strong, sharp colors on any of them, they’re all pastel and faded and bland
>>722611809Awful attempt at a "cat girl". Just looks like a stupid woman wearing facepaint.
>>722611909They're somehow a combination of bland AND garish.
>>722600963we will not buy the game
>>722600963X = delete? = maybe
>>722611732>thumbnail>black woman is gigantic>sniper woman is presumably average size>Bazz, the tranny, is shortest>Bazz is a manlet
>>722600963;]
Still repping Bazz at this year's Queen of /v/.
>>722609954He's right though. That robot highly resembles a human but has both female and male features. When you're making a robot you either make it genderless (like Atlas and P-Body) or clearly of one gender (like Echo from Overwatch or Samuel Hayden).
>>722604440It's clearly a throatgoat baddie, she's literally pink
>>722602129Lek
>>722612303Daaaawwwww
>>722611732I guess they thought we'll copy the cinematics from Overwatch, but they're just really boring dialogue scenes with generic characters in a very generic space bounty hunter setting.Meanwhile Marvel Rivals' marketing is just "what if we had our heroes looking cool and doing cool things?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI3w4oP7uvohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QtF-z25nIAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIhLPAWKKsghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67FVMNGMFXU
https://files.catbox.moe/o8sxqv.mp4
>>722615221
>>722612420Bazzed
Bazz is unironically a cool looking design and I'm tired of pretending it's not. shame the character is a tranny freak though
>>722611732
>>722611909yeah its called 'used future'
>>722616015No it isn't.
>>722613214so what you're saying is that they didn't follow the rules when making a fiction character, that they should have used a formula to create them?
>not a single white person
>>722616175yes, it absolutely is lol. they were trying to go for the original trilogy star wars look without completely ripping it off.
>>722603614>got more work at a company that can hire pretty much anyone they want after releasing that dumpster fire Well, that's sketchy as shit.
>>722615930Unironically I like the grunts design Fucking peak and should be added to Helldivers so I can larp even more
>>722616281They were going for a Mobius look, they just completely botched it. Even the "stapled pig intestines" look is copying that.
>>722600963Graphically speaking, this was one of the best looking games I've ever played. The character models were superb. The main thing that killed it was its awful fucking gameplay. I have 4000+ hours across multiple hero shooters Overwatch/Paladins/Rivals and not even I could stomach that sluggish gameplay. I was even ready to forgive the corposlop design... but it was not meant to be. The devs had no idea what the fuck they were doing.
>>722604089Pink is awful on that outfit, and the "hair" shape on the head looks stupid.I've always thought that was one of the less offensive designs, but that's not saying much, especially since I still say it's overall bad.
>>722600963Dunno why /v/ always fixated on the black chick when she was by far the most interesting look of this peanut gallery. The aliens are so much worse.
>>722616457>The character models were superb.Kek
>>722616457>The character models were superb.This is true on a technical level, but on an artistic one, it just made them look like actors in cheap costumes, on some crummy sci-fi show
>>722617030Someone educate this man with >enter
>>722617181They were, technically. Very lifelike and detailed.
>>722603398keep in mind that this fat faggot was supposed to be one the game's "healers".
>>722600963>all these character designs>and the only good one is a fucking garbage bin with arms and legs
>>722617030Because she was the only remotely memorable one due to how ridiculous she looked.
>>722615930I can't get over that she learned this ninja bullshit from opening boxes at space Amazon
>>7226020106 of them are brown women; it's completely insane.
The yellow trash can, and the design alone, I've no idea whats its background lore.
>>722600963faceless femboy with the rocket launcher or trashcan robot for me
>>722600963>Sir, how will people know the tank is a woman?>Give her some fucking lipstick, idk>throw a pink reflector on her forehead and call it a dayAlso, why are their clothes so bulky? With all the layers and cushioning you'd think there was a distinct winter-theme to the game.
>>722600963The trash can is the only one that isn't garbage, and that's only because it's endearing garbage.What the fuck were they thinking?
>>722615814i have literally only seen this as hearsay on /v/
>>722600963
>>722600963LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
>>722622567She's comin' right at us!
>>722600963that robot design is just a pile of fat rolls
>>722600963Literally none of them except the fat garbage can robot with pronouns...
>>722620907then you made zero effort to look into it
>>722616183>that they didn't follow the rules when making a fiction characterthey didn't follow the rules of making a good looking robot characterseriously, go ahead and try and think of a humanoid robot design you liked that was androgynous, you can't
>>722623272but enough about your mom
>>722615930Dante vs Bazz, who would win?
Bazzposting was the only good thing to come out of this.
>>722600963Delete all of the fleshbags and make the entire roster fat retarded robots, I have now saved concord.
>>722600963They should have just given the $400 million budget to me and I would have made a dozen better games than Concord
>>722618681well his abilities are trash themed, he sucked up projectiles and deployables to charge up trash bombs.
>>722600963I think John Concord is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills faggets and doesnt afraid of anything.
>>722628135why is he dressed like a paintballer?
>>722615930Yeah like niggers could do this
>>722628464he looks more like hes from old battletech art
>>722600963pussymogus and claptrap
>>722628135the extinct normal soldier dude archetype
>>722612141>>722600963I like the second one. She doesnt work for a hero shooter but i could see the design working well in a sci fi samurai game
>>722628953she looks like a character from the mandalorian
>>722629017I dont watch that but her character design isn't unappealing to look at which is more than i can say for most of them
>>722628938>"By the way, I know no one asked or cared, but he's bi-sexual." -Anthony Burch
>>722629156What kind of bisexual is he?
>>722600963So I tried to count all the Male characters vs Female Characters.>6 Males, If I'm being generous>10 Obvious FemalesThen I thought: Well, let's try to think this through their mindset - What if they want Females, Males, and Others (Weirdos). Counting that I got:>4 Males>5 Weirdos>7 FemalesThat's counting the alien chick as a female just like the alien dude is a male. There's no way to twist this roster into being evenly distributed, let alone male-oriented like every other shooter. Why? How was this supposed to sell?
>>722615930how the fuck did the big one miss at point fucking blank?
>>722629316Eh, about 80-20, it's just a little bit.
>>722604089The colors of the outfit clash, but a pink android is cool, female but very robotic. I like the pinstripe distortion. If the designer wasn't so obsessed with ugly pastels and clashing colors, this could have been okay. Still has no personality.
>>722604089I agree but I don't think he works at all for the game he's in.
>>722600963bazooka or necktie robot
>>722616183No matter how much you shit and piss and seethe about the entire history of storytelling and visual design you can't just do everything wrong on purpose and then act outraged that nobody buys what you're selling.
>>722620907
>>722631204Wow! If I work at Amazon, I'll be just as cool as Bazz!
>>722609954How can anyone hate Concord when it's provided us with so much joy over the past year?
>>722631698Gotta transition as well goy- I mean gaymer
>>722631204>Ah yes, Bazz will be my heir, the tranny who stabs carboard boxes with knives all day, the qualities of a good CEO.
>>722622234
>>722600963I'll take Nigra Kung Lao. He seems most likely to just be a regular nerd rather than a Pronouns In Bio type.
>>722604089Yeah it's one of the better onesReminds me of Valve, for some reason, something they'd make
give me asian grandma, maybe she'll cook something
>>722616184Row 2.
>>722627309How about having 1 token fat retarded guy who thinks he's a robot but isn't.
>>722600963Legendary outfits
>>722600963Asian lady probably looks good naked, so I pick her ofc
My camcorder?
>>722600963>The stand user could actually be anyone
>>722615930
>>722629316He fucks Asian femboys when he can't find a decent whorehouse and the desperation starts to hit
you've posted more about concord than you have ever posted about your favorite game
>>722640025No, I've had hours-long drunken arguments about Morrowind here
>>722600963ngl i really want to fuck whoever that alien cat girl is
>>722600963Are you pronouncing AAA as ay-ay-ay
>>722600963the morbidly obese injun with the chest high pants and the dishwasher gloves will never not put a smile on my face
>>722631204>Well if you say you were always a woman then I respect that and you can't be my heir.The Dom is pretty progressive.
>>722600963I still can't believe this shit lmaoWhat the FUCK were they thinking
If Valve made Concord y'all would be eating it up
>>722641653Nah, that shit is also pozzed as fuck.Hopefully it flops hard, I won't be playing it even if its free
>>722641653Deadlocks' designs are a fucking trainwreck and there's a reason they have zero traction outside the game outside of the doorguy and gremlin that tumblrs and furries want to fuck respectively.
>>722600963Would we prefer this genre be called:ToiletcorevsSewagepunkIt gives me future plumber vibes.
>>722600963Hard choice, too many great designs
>>722604089The concept art for it was vastly superior.
>>722635934John Concord looks even worse despite his skins even barely change.
>>722642614
>>722640025Because I spend my time playing my games.
Wish she wasn’t stuck in such a shitty game
>>722600963First guy would look cool, but they just slapped on a human head with a crest. What the fuck, give him some actual reptillian features
>>722633951>>722642750You just know you can smell her old ass from a mile away
>>722642750Are you necrophile or something?
>>722642614The overly baggy clothes are still weird but the robot is a lot cooler. I wonder why they thought the robot would look better as some spindly ftm troon.
>>722642980Why would I be?
>>722641653If Valve made Concord, it wouldn't be Concord, it would be a different game, wouldn't it? You doofus.
>>722642721not even you believe that
>>722622567>>722623051Watch out! She has a knife!!!
>>722615930their fiting white men btw
>>722643142Because you like very old hags
>Concord still lives rent free in /v/'s mind, despite it being old news by now.I get that /v/ is proud they had gotten another TORtanic to shitpost about, but shouldn't we move on already?
>>722644348>very oldIs she really that old though?
>>722618645100% of them could be brown women if they were even slightly hot
>>722644692Yeah
>>722600963How do you even manage to make designs this fucking bad? That yellow bug is the only one that stands out for me, but I bet he was le wholesome chungus reddit speaking fag. Trans too btw.
>>722616528More like pink works on the outfit but not when your head is pink too
>>722644778Years of iteration by people that live in focus groups and twitter.
>>722600963For me, it's DK mode Doomgal
>>722645194>>722644285
>>722645194This is good only because xers disgusting face is hidden kek
>>722645052I remember reading that it was entirely in-house fart sniffing, actually, because the suits became convinced that they had the next Star Wars and wouldn't even let anyone from outside take a look at itIf they'd even shown it to a segment of the "modern audience" they aimed it at they would have instantly known it was lame and should be scrapped
>>722604089looks gayswap the mauve with a pastel green and the pink with canary yellow
>>722645335
>>722645440Secretly best girl
>>722644774How so?
That game was awful
>>722612010no one can tell by looking, but this is the healer.
>>722648382Fr?
>>722600963this game could've been saved they needed to change the game fron Concord to "Ugliest mfs alive ultimate competitive fps deluxe"
>>722642271people actually make fanart so you're wrong people like these characters
>>722652331she's cute
>>722643116>make it lame and gay!
