what the fuck was the point of all those weird ass flash games back in the day, who was making and whyalso post the weirdest ones you've seenhard mode, no pregnancy, feet, surgery or Frozen
>>722601390The modern variant is weird e-toddler bait and it's somehow far worse.
>>722601390To entertain third-world toddlers.
>>722602821Wrong
zoomer thread
>>722602928Glass houses, anon... Glass houses...
>>722602370I still don't know wtf this game is and at this point I'm afraid to ask
>>722602928Ah. That one takes me back. And its still probably the tamest one from back in the day.ö
>>722602886What’s the right answer?
little girls are enamored with things like that, its why they collect dolls and play house with them
>>722604127if you want the unironic answer it's probably usually just timewasted stuff they're paid to make to keep kids on pages running ads and get paidthat's why they're so weird and feel like the people making them don't really understand what kids want and are just throwing shit they see in other places together, hence Elsa Pregnant Frozen Foot Massage And Brain Surgery Makeover After Breakup With Peter Pan Skii Accident
>>722603990Gay Incredibox mod that appeals to the Mascot Horror "cute thing becomes scary" sensitivities of Gen Alpha. The creator, who is a teenager by the way, regrets making it.
>>722601390MK-Ultra
>>722606595I wonder what the formula to catching children's attention and making internet kiddie bait isI heard the stock response of "a buncha colorful samey characters with a few defining characteristics" but most shit that gets big like that doesn't actually have itLike how the fuck did Baldi's Basics become that? It's a shitposty game made for adults aping old edutainment PC games and the devs never made it with the internet to hit that market, it just happenedBaldi isn't even sexy he's literally just some basic 3d modeled shapes and a bald slaphead
>>722602370Wtf
>>7226029282024 oldfag here, I don't remember this.
>>722601390>Back in the day>Bunch of shit for literal toddlers from 2010sI'm too old for this website
>>722607394Jokes aside, actual oldfag here, and I don't remember this eitherWas this when I was off the website or something
>>722607490Anon the thread is specifically about shit like the OP pic rel I know you have no reading comprehension but try and think for a moment
>>722607490>literal toddlers from 2010sThose toddlers are 20+ years old now.Compare that to the average /v/ermin, born in 2010.
>>722607213Baldi's Basics was made by a single guy for an itch.io Game Jam and he didn't expect it to blow up like he did. Probably has to do with the fact that it doesn't take itself seriously and is satirical enough for older people to enjoy it.Even the "full game" version he's been working on for years now doubles down on the comedic aspects rather than trying to make the game more serious.
>>722607560Its a subtle reference to the hit early 2000s flash game "Orgasm Girl 1"
>>722608154which makes it even more confusing why so many kids latched onto itthe baldis basics preteen fan scene is HUGE so many 12 year olds wanna fuck the bald twat
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>>722609870i think they're approaching the making of these games by combining typical childhood interests with childhood fascinations kids wanna understand bodies, that's why they find snot and poo and pregnancy so weird yet curious, they fixate on them and putting emphasis on them draws them in because it's something that is both normal in everyday life yet they don't get, and simultaneously they cannot ask about because it's gross or taboo
