Wow, /v/! You've woken up and you've found out that you have somehow acquired Alex Mercer's powers from the hit game PROTOTYPE. What do you do next?
Rob a bank and chill for the rest of my life
Kill everyone involved in journalismKill everyone involved in hollywoodKill everyone involved in the porn industryKill everyone involved in bankingKill everyone involved in governmentKill everyone involved in the music industryKill everyone involved in the video game industryKill everyone involved in big pharmaKill everyone involved in the oil industryKill everyone involved in the property industryKill everyone who uses 4chan/altchans
>>722610613i dunno, become a hentai monster?
>>722610613Vore a little girl, assume her form and start raping people with my big tentacle futa cock.
>>722611493>voring a little girl>then becoming a futawhat's the fucking point you massive gaylord? just grow tentacle cocks from your crotch
>>722611493Gay trannyAnyway, I'd do some vigilante shit like fight a black homeless guy or something.
>>722612175>>722612508I didn't ask you niggers for your worthless opinions.>vigilante shitlmao look at this cuck.
>>722610613>>722611493based
>>722613557>>722611493based based BASED>>722610613move to india, purge half of the population and destroy their access to internet
I'd collect animals like pokemon and become a badass chimera, then I would go butcher some cartels.
>>722614567why stop there, do the same for SEA too
>>722610613Play PROTOTYPE to find out what my powers are.
>>722615032I don't care about SEA, India would be enough to save the worldmaybe Israel too if i'm feeling like it, after that I would go >>722611493 route and rape everyone while blowing my own futa cock in my downtime
>>722610613Can Alex Mercer beat Dante?
>>722610613Unironically would see if I could share my powers with people that deserve it. I don't want to live forever alone.>>722615553Probably not.
>>722610613Hunt down the 13 families and kill every single one. From there I then start going for all their underlings and their families too cutting apart this rotten fucking tree until the world is all clean again.
>>722615553I like Alex but Dante's slapping him around like a kid
>>722615553Dante is way, WAY stronger than Mercer and the virus seems to be weak to electrical attacks since Stross hits like a truck with his baton and DMC 1 Dante has the perfect weapon for the job.
>>722610613grow a bigger brain and have bigger thoughts and repeat if necessary.generally bulk and keep it on the down low to see what I can do without mangling myself in ways previously impossible.Hope it doesn't respond to neurotic thoughts turning myself into some I have I have no mouth looking mother fucker through intense focussing on the one thing I don't want to happen.
>>722610613Unironically track down the most corrupt/immoral yet intelligent innovators and intellectuals in the world, eat them, then use my new vast knowledge to lead humanity into a new era. I would make super soldiers like how Alex did in 2 to strong arm current governments and convince the common people to accept my purpose, except I would see if I could completely re-write the super soldier's brains with only the most loyal and just retaining their memories and personalities.Humanity needs an immortal emperor that won't fuck them over if we don't want to spend the next 10,000 years fumbling around.
Realistically, could someone with Alex Mercrer's powers kill everyone on Earth?
>>722610613i would laugh at the original me, as he died a khv.then kill all humans and contact my fellow alien friends, bang spacebabes with 3-4 tits.
>>722610613what are you 10 years old?
>>722617407>Humanity needs an immortal emperor that won't fuck them over if we don't want to spend the next 10,000 years fumbling around.Emperorpilling yourself is kinda based
>>722617458Just spread a zombie virus?
>>722618027How boring.
>>722611192>Spared politicians, clerics and ecelebsCringe
>>722617458As long as he doesn't get stranded on an island or nuked, maybe?
>>722615553I think he can. Mercer just needs to become a turn a bit of himself into pepperoni slices and feed a pepperoni pizza to Dante. If Mercer can revive from just one fat ass NYC pigeon a small piece of him can take out Dante from the inside(with Dante being half human after all). The only complexion would be Dante's heal power when not in DT(cutscene shit) and his DT form/energy emitted by that DT(base from DT and DTs from Alastor, Nevan, and electric amulet from DMC 2). Mercer can probably beat up Netflix Dante cause Netflix Dante gets his ass whooped a lot.
>>722610613mainly just go fast and glide around
>>722614567>Implying the blacklight virus could survive assimilating even one indian
>>722610613Probably just travel the world and glide around. Maybe create a cooler version of Slab City. Was going to say consume/assimilate Randy Pitchford and Todd Howard but Randy is gross/I don't want any small piece of Randy getting cool powers and Todd is Todd. I guess somehow I'll find a way to make battlefront 3, OG prey 2, and my own fall out game with Hummers and mutant horses.
>>722610613Kill everyone behind Prototype 2 and comic.Shitpost as usual.
>>722618347assimilating?
>>722618247Best post in the thread. I don't want to go around hurting people or upending societal orders, I just want to superhuman pakour.
>>722618959cement don't grow from trees buddy, and mercer sure ain't doing work repairing buildings and roads/sidewalks when he starts fucking sprinting
>>722617458Every single last person? Probably not. But someone clever with that powerset could easily destabilize the world, assuming it's our Earth and no one else with powers exists.
>>722619301>fucking up cementI'm sure there's a way to mitigate that. What if I ate a cheetah?
>>722619516good luck going up buildings without digging into the walls when you run up them
>>722620049Just eat some of these bad boys and the high rises will be fine.
>>722610613Start killing enough white people to ensure white genocide will happen within our lifetime,
>>722610613I would start gathering biomass to begin construction of various lifeforms with innate hostility to certain genomes.First I would construct lifeforms resembling dragons and send them over directly to the middle easy near the Jordan River for them to multiply.Second I would construct a lifeform that is like that of Bombardier beetles but much more volatile over to India. Multiplying there as India's methane air lingers.3rd lifeform will be like that of Graboids, but able to drill through stone and metal. They will spread throughout the world and attack DUMBS.4th lifeform would be basically just bee the fucking seaborne and I will have them migrate over near to Epstein's Island, Antartica and the finger lakes underwater cave system. Lastly a 5th lifeform resembling a fly will act as a spy for me. Gathering information and coming back with said information. This will help me plan my next moves with these Alex Mercer powers.
>>722610613do a headstand
