>>722613907Here
>>722614423Far
>>722615051Wherever you are
>>722615585I believe that the heart does go on.
>>722615762Once more...
>>722615854You open the door
>>722616598Get on the floor
>>722617151Everybody do the dinosaur
>>722613907First Goron-Hylian hybrid.
>>722618061Big if true
>>722618392Small if false
>>722618061>>722618392It's not.
>>722618648So is this new character a hybrid, even if its not the first?
>>722618948She's pretty much just a big woman, just because.Like, even bigger than Impa was in the Oracles games.That big lady is the author of the stone tablets you find floating in the sky in TotK.
>>722618948Is this your first Zelda? Ever since Wind Waker, Nintendo decided every NPC needed to be these goofy charicatures, some of which resulted in these weird abominations. OP's pic seems to be the logical conclusion to that idea.
>>722618648The thought of a human and a Goron having sex is somewhat concerning.
>>722613907trick question
>>722618603Average in size if the answer is in a quantum state
Why are we getting these BOTW musou spinoffs instead of a proper Hyrule Warriors 2?
>>722619595>ever since Wind WakerIt's only some NPCs and it goes further back than that.
>>722619774I think Zelda characters have always been shitty as long as they have existed.
>>722619774I'd argue that OoT and MM had SOME weird characters, like the lab guy you posted and the great fairies, but there were still a ton of reasonably normal looking guys as well. WW made most of them goofy because of it looking like a cartoon, and it spiralled out of control from there. Take for example TP, the "realistic" Zelda, and most of the NPCs either look like WW rejects or whatever the hell they were going for with these guys.
>>722619943Come on, those games don't count. There have been oddballs ever since Link's Awakening, before then they were just generic-looking.
>>722619745Because Tiktok of the Kingdom sold more than every other Zelda game in the past 40 years combined.
>>722619595>Since Wind WakerNo
>>722619943Pretty wild how the CD-i games were widely mocked for how utterly ridiculous everything looked, but none of it would look out of place in a modern Nintendo game.
>>722620149Yeah but then you have my wife Ashei and my daughterwife Agitha.
>>722620243>NoYes. That's a fat woman with a dumb hairstyle, nothing like the ogre OP posted.
>>722613907Why are people mad about this character, we have plenty of coom material in Zelda, Sonia, Mineru, several sexy Gerudos, probably the Fish princess, we can afford to have a joke female character in the mix
>>722620416I see a fat woman with a dumb hairstyle in OP's pic
The only time Zelda ever looked like a proper fantasy game was during the SNES era. Everything else has been goofy anime shit since.
>>722620624Even weirder since the major characters in BotW/TotK are much more conventionally attractive on average than in past 3D Zelda games, it's just some of the minor NPCs who look weird and even then they're much less deformed than some of the ones in TP/SS.
>>722620183TRVKE
>>722620624Zelda Warriors 1 pushed the sexuality of its female characters further than any other game in the series, so this fat lady being a major addition is an understandable disappointment.
>>722621571There's troons on the dev team.
>>722622245Even at KT?
>>722620746Based
>>722613907>b-but one person is big and the other is small, how can they be considered the same?this is what nintendo videogames do to your brain faculties
>>722623086YNBAW
>>722620243Lmao
>>722620331They were patient zero. New Zelda has more in common with it than the first three Zeldas.
NOT EVERY FAT UGLY WOMAN IS A TRANNYSTOP THINKING ABOUT TRANNIES
When was this character revealed? Just saw the tweet with her from the official Nintendo account and it was funny as fuck because they threw in a desperate “who else is HYPED for this game” and the end and the image was this fucking fat woman. I know it’s like the goofy designs of old or whatever but still.
>>722624358Big women dont suddenly turn into men
>>722619745HW1 pretty much everything there could possibly be, granted I'm not opposed to them handling it like Dynasty Warriors and making the same game again with changes and improvements
>>722624452Today, on the official website. Also the names and descriptions of the sages.
>>722613907more BOTW slop is a thousand times worse than this goofy character design you culture war faggots immediately assumed is a troon
>>722613907>Botw 4Shan't be buying
>>722619595
>>722625852Tingle passes.
>>722619745Hyrule Warriors is a fantastic game. These Breath and Tears Hyrule Warriors games have a smaller cast because they want to be lore games. In games where Nintendo themselves went out of their way to prevent any continuity between the two games Breath and Tears.
>>722613907Game ruined
>>722627894Game improved. Fixed her ugly design.
>>722624996>HW1 pretty much everything there could possibly be...okay, I'm assuming you mean to say that HW1 added everything there could possibly be, and I disagree. There were plenty of things to improve on.>Bosses that don't require an item to do any real damage, mainly if you're at a higher level>Better mob variety, no gerudo mobs in the desert level of all things was a missed opportunity >Scale down on the padding and repetitive missions>Better boss variety, instead of generic commanders in some levels, make bosses like Horsehead, Darkhammer and Goriya boss commandersAnd I haven't even gotten into the playable roster.
>>722628208Holy based.
>>722628242Give me your top 5 roster picks
NINTENTROONS BTFO
>>722628946Saria with the Deku StickRauru (OoT) with TomeNabooru with the Naginata or dual scimitars AsheiByrneI mainly focused on completing OoT's sages, giving Lana's weapons to Saria/Rauru and naturally they'd be reworked, and sort of sidelining Impa for Nabooru, but if she has to say, give Nabooru the dual blades. Ashei makes more sense than Agitha of all people and Byrne to round out the Toon games a little better. There are a lot more characters to add than the ones mentioned.
>>722619745Because a proper Hyrule Warriors with all the characters from the original and some additional like Groose, Agahnim, Saria, some Oracle reps, etc. with some additional stuff stacked on would actually be enjoyable.
Who tf expected Hyrule Warriors to become a series in and of itself, and for it to last 3 console generations?
>>722613907wtf is this from?
>>722629713Me.What I didn't expect was that BotW became its own damn brand and they did it again with TotK, to worse results. >Hyrule Warriors>Hyrule Warriors Legends>Hyrule Warriors 2 (HWDE)>Hyrule Warriors 2 expansion DLC (AoC)>Hyrule Warriors 3 (AoI, we are here)It's baffling how hard they dropped the ball and how quick they started leaning heavy on BotW/TotK. Sales eclipses everything else.
I get why these more story-focused mousou games are popular, but I wish the format hadn't totally dominated KT's direction for these things nowadays. I kinda miss the stupid crossovers that could bring in elements from across an entire franchise.I was hoping KT would tackle other Nintendo series beyond just Zelda and FE, but it doesn't seem like that's going to happen anytime soon. I'm willing to put good money on the next one being an FE Warriors based on Fortune's Weave
>>722629981>I'm willing to put good money on the next one being an FE Warriors based on Fortune's WeaveI forgot about FE, motherfucker.
>>722613907What was the og for this pasta?I remember seeing it for Hunter Schafer shit
>>722631759
>>722613907>>722631924There's no fucking way they did this unintentionally.
"tranny" will never not sound like a kindergarten insult
>>722629713The first game was such a hit that the fact they made an expanded port and later sequels to mainline titles instead of continuing the mostly complete original's story wasn't surprising at all.We also live in a world where Rabbids is only continued by a Mario crossover XCOM-like, so franchises dipping their toes in other genres and finding success shouldn't surprise anyone.
Botw era really had zero memorable characters huh.
>>722632636Mario and Rabbids is dead the director left Ubisoft and a lot of the other devs have been laid off. It was only a two time thing.
>>722613907I can't stop fucking laughing.
>>722634187What the fuck.
>>722634187Who designed this shit? They better not be working on the new zelda.
>>722633982good riddance. let rayman rest.
>>722613907Kek
>>722633793Nintendo still in its soulless era.
>>722629947I fucking hate the Breath of the Wild fetishization Nintendo can't let go of.Ruined Animal CrossingRuined Mario KartHas to have aspects shoved into top-down ZeldaGoing to ruin Metroid Prime
>>722638697Metroid will be the worst affected. Open World kills that genre.
>>722613907dayum Goron women look like that?!?
>>722640057More Hylian men taking the Gerudo pill
>>722613907>noooo, I can't masturabte to every character in this series anymoreGrow up.
>>722640278>Sees troon>first thing that comes to mind is masturbation Not helping your case anon
>>722620243I look like this lol
>>722640414Post or GTFO
>>722635774none of the zelda creators work on zelda anymore. its all jeets outsourced.
>>722640896No you
>>722641619Me?
>>722620349Agitha is such a cutie, they need to make her reoccurring like they have with Tingle
>>722641954They would find a way to ruin her.
>>722641954Whenever I replay TP I skip all the sidequests except her's because I get to see her again.
>>722643103Cute
>>722642638Can't imagine how they would, she's already perfect.>>722643103Nothing is more joyful than seeing her silly face! i'm glad Hyrule Warriors brought her back!
>>722613907>I want fat impa back>we have fat impa at home
>>722643103>>722644070She definitely gives off Alice vibes.
>>722644070Look what they did to impa
>>722644702What SMT game is this?
>>722613907>Where were you when Zelda died?At my grand dad's house playing Skyward Sword the week of its release.
>musou>you play as some literal who irrelevant uglies never appearing againI understand they had an uphill battle with Nintendo forcing them to set it in the part where Zelda goes to the goat king but I don't think they tried at all
>>722619347Yeah but Impa is still fuckableThat thing in the op is complete trash
>>722641531It's the Xenoblade team
>>722645754The OCs have literally been the best parts of both hyrule warriors
>>722645903Said nobody ever
>>722645893That doesnt conflict with anon's statement.
>>722645903I'm sorry I think there's a big qualitative leap from Linkle and motherfucking King of Hyrule to generic gerudo girls that didn't even have a name in the source game
>>722646719>characters that were nothing are cool after I learned things about them>but characters that are nothing and I haven't learned anything about thing are bad
>>722640278>Grow up.
>>722619774I hear the theme of his laboratory.
>>722646929I still remember being jumpscared in the pool
>>722617787Based
>>722629947>>722638697there are literally only 2 hyrule warriors that follow BotW/TotK
>>7226481752 too many
I personally feel like the movesets in AoC are much more well-thought and varied than HW
>>722613907Bitch is built like a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubeman
>>722648960Even DW3XL is better then all three HWs
>>722649140True
Futa Zelda could save the franchise
>>722613907BOTW wild is a great game and I loved it.But it killed traditional Zelda for anything but handhelds.
>>722648960It's true, they areBut the missions are boring and simplified instead
>>722650654Having actual timed objectives with enemies contesting bases is the only thing I want in the new game. They went too far making it just an action game.
>>722619347>That big lady is the author of the stone tablets you find floating in the sky in TotK.To think that stone tablets quest would give interesting lore and was just a shit diary. No wonder that quest sucked.
>>722619347Notice how Impa still looks like a woman, unlike that thing in the OP?
>>722617787nigger
LOL, Is this in ToTK? fek, maybe i should give it a shot.
>>722624358It's the linebacker shoulders and lack of prominent hips or any remotely feminine form.
>>722654938The character is only mentioned in TotK, this is from the upcoming Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment.
>>722625852I love how fucked up he looks in MM, and the noises he makes too.
>>722628208
>>722655006Hmm. I don't know how I feel about them holding onto the same art style for more than 2 games.
>>722613907Am I the only one getting Kogha vibes from this new character? It definitely looks like some kind of 'blin taking on a shitty human disguise.
>>722620149>>722619774>>722619595It's not the wacky designs that bother me so much anymore, but their personalities. Every Zelda town NPC is some fucking stupid, goofy, ignorant twat these days, and you can't take any of them remotely seriously anymore.
>wake up>its another trans people bad thread on /v/this board sucks so much ass
>>722655318Maybe in Skyward Sword, but BotW/TotK have a ton of normal minor NPCs though sheer volume alone.
This thread made me realize there's a whole thing of DLC for Age of Calamity I never played because I dropped the game about halfway through. Is it worth picking up if I intend to play the game again from the beginning? The game did have save files, right?
>>722655587There's only one save file but as with any Switch game like that you can get around it by starting the game with a different account.
>>722655375>looks at a woman>thinks of tranniesSounds like a personal problem.
>>722620149,>we want the One Piss audience
I just realized - if we really are getting that rumored OoT remake, then we'll probably get a Hyrule Warriors spinoff about the Civil War, which would also function as a prequel.And Link and Zelda are just tykes at that point in time, so that means a younger Ganondorf would have to carry it as the leading protagonist. Don't even know why I mentioned any of that, I guess it's because I just don't give a fuck about these Musou spinoffs after how hard AoC and ToTK dropped the ball, but something like that would actually get me interested in the the Hyrule Warrior games again.
>>722655375You're more than welcome to leave this place so you no longer throw tantrums about seeing things you dislike.
>>722613907The detailed fingers don't mesh well with the overall design, but outside that what's wrong with her?
>>722656421>first game is Link>second game is Zelda>third game completes it with GanondorfYou might be onto something.
>>722656421>rumored OoT remakeThe 3DS game?
>>722632621kindergarteners only know about trannies because of drag queen storytime and trans teachers being forced on them
>>722656601>he doesn't knowWell either you're baiting or you legitimately don't know.
>>722613907Motherfucker ugly women have been in Zelda games ever since they had the ability to adequately render them.
>>722656872It's the latter.Want to fill me in?
>>722657873No
>>722613907I don't remember exactly where I was or what I was doing the moment Aonuma took over the franchise.
>>722659747>1998You weren't born for another decade.
>>722659848Aonuma was definitely not in charge of MM. That was all Koizumi.
>>7226599843D in any capacity killed the series.
>>722613907>The Zelda NPC are ugly STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES
>>722646719Visually gerudo girls are better
>>722655375I would ask you to kill yourself but I can just wait a few years for the same result
can’t wait for this game to finally fucking release so we can close the book on the god awful BoTW saga. I am so fucking sick of these versions of the characters and world
>>722660209at least we got some cute girls in totk
>>722660578You really has to post the exact same message word for word on both AoI threads huh
>>722645362Imagine, the MMO spinoff
>>722613907>Where were you when Zelda died?Zelda has always made their NPC humans goofy abominations.Even in Ocarina of Time, the village carpenters are skipping and prancing around like gay faggots.
>>722660635I did, thanks for noticing
>>722631924>>722631921It's hilarious and terrifying that the actual woman in that picture apologized and prostrated herself before the progressive intersectional stack leftists online. Women should never be in power. They don't have access to the Triforce of Courage.
>>722660525Wonder if we'll ever see Gerudo-Pirates again.They could use sand ships like the one in MH4
She looks cute.
>>722660525normally I love the dark circle tired eye look but this is exactly how stinky Indian women look and I feel repulsed by her
>>722661082What Indian women have you seen that look like this.
>>722661321with the dark circles eyes and huge nose? I see them all the time and they aren’t pretty and always stink like cheap oil and spices
>>722660525That's a man.
>>722655375Should go kys and fuck off tranny
>>722632621Makes sense. Ask a kindergartener what they wanna be when they grow up and they’ll say all sorts of cooky things like an astronaut, a princess, someone of the opposite gender, you name it.
>take Age of Calamity champions>even keep the same exact weapons>put new hats on them>"LOOK TOTALLY NEW CHARACTERS"
>>722662224The screen shots and small gameplay we saw of the Gerudo Sage Ardi have shown he has completely new moves
>>722620183source?
>>722662224Every Link has been a different character and wearing a green tunic for 40 years you fucking retard.How mentally ill and desperate are you? lmao
>>722662587Not that anon, it's not true but it's fairly close if you combine the sales of BotW+TotK and compare them to the combined sales of the entire series until then (without remakes and remasters) It's 56.6 million vs 69.1 million.
