Here's that Half-Genie Hero I was tellin ya about...
Never understood the appeal of the Shantae games. They're boring as fuck. Why can't you just jerk off to porn like a normal person?
Looks more like a third of a genie if you ask me.
>>722614254Nigga you entered a Shantae thread just to whine about it.
>>722614428I'm here for the softcore porn.
>>722614213I prefer the thong bikini armor
>>722614254Pirates curse is good because her moveset was completely changed and it actually flows together nicely. Her base moveset is just shit, simple as tha
>>722614428I'm here for the fetish porn
>>722614254they should've gone full metroidvania or ninja gaiden instead. shit is boring and i bought every game on steam.
>>722614254It's the softcore tease that part of the charm. I could play a blatantly erotic game, or I could appreciate a light tease while focusing on some gameplay.
>>722614498I enjoyed Shantae Advance but yeah Wayforward needs to completely revamp her skillset.
>>722614720>It's the softcore tease that part of the charmI like it, it's wholesome and sexy at the same time.
>>722614428Why does she get even stupider looking the longer the line goes on
>>722614907rottyplaps is so cute
fatter
>>722614254>Why can't you just jerk off to porn like a normal personDo married men watch porn?
>>722614254This samustroons always have a meltdown everytime shantae is posted
>>722614909Different artists over the years.I like her new look in Advance, hope they keep that going forward.
>>722614691>they should've gone full metroidvaniaPlay 7 Sirens. It is literally that. Pirate's Curse was like Order of Ecclesia since you select where to go like in OOE along with the smaller Metroidvania elements from it too.
>>722615159There's weirdos that don't play Splatoon but will absolutely spank they monkey to porn of the characters.
>>722615156I've caught my dad jerking off while on his computer several times in my life.
>>722614254I like seeing women in cute and lewd clothes more than nude women and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>722615597Good for you.
>>722614254I genuinely do not get the point of coming in to a thread only to go>"ummm I do not like the thing this thread is about actually"what do you get out of announcing that? I would understand if you provided some critique or opened up a discussion but just going "erm I do not like" is complete nonsense.
>>722615616Tummy :P
>>722614213BOOBA
>>722616446Fuck this outfit is killer
>>722615156Sure. Contrary to popular belief, having a wife doesn't mean you now have a living sex doll ready to fuck you 24/7 whenever you feel like it. Sometimes she's in the mood when you are, sometimes she isn't. So you can either wait until she is or, if you can't, just take care of yourself. Porn viewing goes down (especially if you were somehow going to porn sites every day of the week), but it's not COMPLETELY gone. Maybe some softcore (or not) images or something like that. Personally I still say imagination is better if you're soloing it. Full video porn (p-hub, the hamster, and whatever else is out there now) hasn't been on my radar for a very very long time.
>>722616648Holy fuck the two on the left
>>722616648Got ones for the other two outfits?
>>722616648Are these outfits actually in the game? Because holy fuuuuuck.
I recently played through all her games again. I definitely found a trend that the parts where you need pin point platforming are the worst.
Sex?
>>722616682>but it's not COMPLETELY goneFurther clarification. By that I don't mean, you're still going to watch porn no matter what you do forever and you'll never ever ever never stop. Rather I'm saying you'll probably still be getting "turned on" and have urges. You aren't suddenly going to start thinking all attractive women who wear/do "attractive" (sexy) things aren't attractive (sexy) now. You're a straight man so those urges aren't stopping anytime soon Just know how to keep the shit in check. If your wife isn't feeling it and you really need to get it off, you might sometimes come across some pictures/images that take you over the edge for that moment. Not much different then when your dad had his "magazines" stashed away somewhere. Don't know if I'm making any sense, but I tried.
>>722614213She's only half-genie because her breasts aren't big enough...
>>722614428Second one from left to right is the correct choice
Brown girls
Green girls
>>722616379I would like you to count the number of (You)s that post got. The number you get is the answer to your question.
>>722616648Any more of this
Burying my face in Sky’s plumage (boobs)
>>722617903DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!Also, the slide jumping in half genie hero was garbage.
half genie pure sex
