Link and Zelda should have gotten married, but Nintendo was going through their edgy phase in the late 90s.
>>722616713They were right. Implied fish sodomy is much more soulful
>>722616863>Implied fish sodomy is much more soulfuldidnt happen in my game!
>>722616863A cloaca is a genital orifice, so I don't think it counts as sodomy.
>>722616713>>722616863Wrong. Harem ending is the one true ending for Link. Zelda is main wife, but he needs some concubines.
>>722617042Harem is fine but Zelda is always the clearest objective and winner of every game, besides Wind Waker and a few others.>prime virgin blonde hair blue eyed princessyes pls.
>>722616981Sodomy is anything besides Hylian cock in Hylian pussy.
Is there a game that canonically has them get together?
>>722618457Skyward Sword
Link and Zelda can't end together because it means that future Zeldas would be the descendants of earlier Links, making it some kind of spiritual incest when he reincarnates and marries his own descendant
>>722616918It did in mine.
>>722618457Zelda 2, WW, ST, and >>722618548
Stop shipping literal children with each other, it's deranged.
>>722621065i wanna see tetra and link have rowdy, sweaty sex in her captain's room with medli there as well
>>722616713Link is for male shiek only
She has no genitals.
>>722616713He got married to the better choiceMiyamoto's choice
>>722624367>filthy peasant girl who smells like horse manure and will miscarry many times due to lack of clean water and sanitationNo
>>722616713Link is for Aryll
>>722624367This kills the Malonfag.
>>722624367She bared an entire village before hitting menopause
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>>722628257shes so fucking cute bros
>>722616713>edgy phaseNo, they were (and are) just terminally autistic and unwilling to show emotions (aka Japanese).
