>YOU LED GOBLINS HERE!?
>>722624909>illegal nonwhite immigrant gets mad at the next wave of illegal nonwhite immigrants and wants to keep them outwhat did they mean by this?
>>722624909
Open the druid grove gate, Zevlor
>>722624909Zevlor's order!https://youtu.be/r-tCtb2EoZE
>Goblins? Here? At this time and place? Localized entirely within your grove?>… May I see?
OPEN THE GATE
>>722625404OPEN THE BLOODY GATE
what game?
>>722624909God the red and purple nu-D&D tieflings are ugly.
>>722625005They weren't mad that they came. They were mad that they came with goblins on their ass.
>>722626072ZEVLOR-SAMAAA~!!
>>722627669retard
>>722624909Great game but they pushed the whole "poor refugees" thing way too hard down players throats, going on about it from the beginning of act 1 all the way to act 3. Like Jesus Christ we fucking get it.
>>722627648ZEVLORS ORDERS
still seething after finding out you cant fuck the goblinette prisoner
>>722627468>what game?idk i you're trolling but if you're not it's bg3
>>722627784Is there a lore reason for why goblins don't wear underpants?
>>722628030They like to air out the funk
>>722624909One of the most woke games that nobody complains about for being too woke since it was so good.
>>722628206it's not woke if it's kino
>>722628206He won.
i can't settle on a class to play as what classes do you like?
>>722628270what does purple taste like?
>>722628435Vengeance or oathbreaker paladin with a few levels in blade warlock is pretty OP.
>>722628492blackberry jam
>>722628435If you're gonna use Shart on your team, change her subclass as soon as you can. Trickery domain fucking sucks.
>>722624909>YOU LED THE REDDITORS HERE?
>>722624909>tiefling calling for a druid
>>722628435RogueClericDruidRanger
>>722628435Storm Sorc was super-fun for me. Would recommend if you don't mind maining a caster.
Demon spawn scum thinks he’s different from goblins
>>722628980Uhh, racist much??
>>722625404>where is the>where is the>where is the druid
WHERE IS THE DRUID
do you play as a boy or girl Tav?
I wish more people commissioned good porn of their characterswhen you check rule34 for >baldurs_gate_3>original_character>animatedthere's like 5 results and almost all of them suckI really need to see those ginger elves people bait with in youtube thumbnails get fucked in different positions
>>722628435Since you are the face of the party it helps to be a charisma class I figure. But I found paladin boring. When I played I had to intentionally hold back Astarion because just casually playing him as that rogue combo (I forget which - rogue and the sneaky ranger class) made it so he was stupidly killer.If I replay I'm liable to do paladin-warlock or >>722628943
>>722629441Play as Durge. Like Tav but your character is actually involved in the story.
I heard everyone hates Ranger but I've been playing as one and it's pretty fun.
If this scene was in Game of Thrones, it would be:>You fucking led, cunt goblins ‘ere?>OPEN THIS CUNTING GATE>*murders 18 goblins at the gate*>*spits at the end of the fight*>I fucking hate goblins>*gate opens*
>>722628754What if I tie her up and force her to watch as I make sickeningly sweet love to Raikou?(excessively lovey dovey)
>>722629660I put off Ranger for the longest time, but it ended up being my favorite playthrough.
>>722627669Shalom
>>722629661i made my Tav a game of thrones character lol
Is there a mod that lets you have goblins in your party yet?
Skipped the game because its divinity gameplay with california Americans story.
John Zevlor waited. The faerie fire above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were goblins in the grove. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to Droowid Holson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.Zevlor was a hell rider for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the Descent of Elturel and he said to dad "I want to be a hell riders, daddy."Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY GOBLINS!"There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the emerald grove base of the druids he knew there were goblins."This is Aradin," the zoomer crackered. "Open the bloody gate!"So John gotted his palsmadin longsword and blew up the oil barrel."HE GOING TO KILL US," said the goblins!"I will shoot at him," said the bugbear and he fired the goblin barrels. John smitaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the gate fell and they were trapped and not able to kill."No! I must kill the goblins," he shouted!The Narrator said "No, Zevlor. You are the goblins. Authority"And then, Zevlor was a Mindflayer.
>>722628206its got poor replayability though, which is a bit of a dealbreaker for an RPG
>>722626072DIE ONE THOUSAND DEATHS 一瞬千撃
"GOBLINS could be here," Zevlor thought. "I've never been in this grove before. There could be GOBLINS anywhere." The cool arrows felt good against Kanon's chest. "WHERE IS THE DRUID" he thought. The warhorn reverberated his entire campsite, making it pulsate even as the 2g Ashaba Dusk circulated through his powerful thick veins and (merited) fear of Absolute cultists after dark. "If you kill Kagha, you can go anywhere you want," he said to himself, out loud.
>>722630410>poor replayabilityNot really. Go through the Steam reviews, and every 5th review will be someone with over 500hrs. I myself have close to 1K. As long as the CRPG-imsim gameplay clicks with you, it's eminently replayable.
>>722630410How? There's a million different things you can do in a replay.
>>722630618>>722630410Case in point: the five most recent reviews.
>>722630410Agreed. The structure of the story/acts/environments is too limiting and small. There's not much deviation or variation. Replayed BG2 last year and that still feels like it has far, far more freedom.
>>722630613fucking kek
I've never actually raided the grove before.What exactly do you lose out on for doing it? I know you lose Karlach, Wyll and Halsin, but is there anything else?
>>722630410i got 4 playthroughs out of it which seems fine>normal>durge>tac>honor
I miss this game
>>722624909>YOU LED A BAND OF LEVEL ONE GOBLINS TO OUR HEAVILY FORTIFIED FORTRESS AIIIIIEEEEEEEE MAGRASHEM HALSIN PLEASE SAVE MEEEEE
>>722631202>What exactly do you lose out on for doing it?Everything relating to the tieflings.Dammon, Alfira.You lose like a solid 25% of the game by doing it and gain NOTHING but Minthara pussy.
>>722631518And it's worth it and more.
>>722628435Monk is fun. Sorcerer is fun. Cleric is diverse.
>>722631518>and gain NOTHING but Minthara pussynoice
>>722628435Circle of the Moon druid is fun. It is a strong melee bruiser with free health bars that also serves as a strong caster with good utility and damage spells. You can, on the fly, go from being an owl bear getting enlarged and then dropping onto bosses from a story up and one shotting them to calling down lightning to AoE down goblins.
>be mildly nice to halsin and gale>they try to rape meis this what life is like for foids
>>722631202>>722631518A goblin wife would made this worth it.
>>722629441Normally it doesn't matter to me in RPGs, but this one involves so much RP, that playing as a woman feels unimmersive.
>>722625404banger
>>722630410You kinda have a point. It isn't a game that you can just ignore the story for and have fun munching mobs. If you're a combat autist, it really isn't conducive to that end. But it does definitely have at least 2 campaigns worth of content in it. Maybe 3, if you want Good, Redeemed Evil, and Evil. It is less something that you can pick up and fuck around with and then put down, than older RPG titles like Neverwinter Nights.
>>722631518i love minmin!
>>722631791This would balance it out more. They needed to put more work in to the evil route.Give me Sazza.
>>722628435Death domain cleric, paladin/swordbard, ice draconic sorcerer were my three playthroughs. Each were pretty fun, especially the cleric
>tfw can't party with Minty and a bunch of gobbosWhy even live.
>>722631518>get to kill all tieflings>and you get drow puss
>>722631356its still around
Bg3 is a mediocre game.
Do you think Minthara would've let Crusher smash
>>722632343No, he was a footfag.
>>722628435Moon Druid but I only play it in multiplayer because it sucks as a party face
>>722630410Nah, I got almost 800 hours in it, another friend has 900, and other 5 or 6 of my friends have something range of 200, you can play it again and again, it's that good
There's something beautiful about spamming eldrich blast every single turn and doing absolutely nothing else with a party of all warlocks. Pure poetry.
>>722631518with the new patch you can get Minthara's BenzzorabARRABABABAs pussy if you knock her out and still save the grove, cuz she will realize she was tricked by the patriarchy at moonrise towers
>>722632550Yeah but do you still get the actual sex scene?
>>722630613
>>722632659There is a mod on the nexus for that
>>722627578What do original tieflings look like?
>>722632747Ugly satir looking motherfuckers (I know it's just one of possible mutations they could have in planescape)
>>722630716A troon and a zoomer, great representation of the audience of this "game"
>>722625404still the best
>>722624909>>722627759Just kill them in Act 1. It's the good ending.
>>722630410compared to jap rpg turn based slop this game is like a work of art
>>722628435necromancer but back when it meant if any npc saw you with corpses walking around you got aggro'dshit was so kino sneaking corpses around and traveling the sewers only because you'd fight an infinite battle on the buggy ass overworld in act 3 otherwise
>>722632747Red elves with tails.
>WHERE IS THE DRUID?
>>722633094>Be me>Ranger>Bring my bear in to town in act 2>NPCs kill themselves
>>722632747Miscellaneous mutants.
>>722624909yes and I did it all for the drussy
>>722633298It's all so fucking tiresome.
>>722631518Pretty shit design that they basically lock you out of tons of content and offer no alternatives down the line
>playing oath of vengeance paladin>its literally just a divine smite machinewhy are the other smites so dogshit? why the fuck do they require a bonus action when divine smite doesnt? jesus christ
>>722633298China is literally my best friend, basically everything I own was made there. Why would I have a problem with this? China has done more for me than my own government.
>>722626072You could drop Akuma in any setting and he'd somehow fit. lol
YOU LED SCHIZOS HERE?! WHERE IS THE JANNY?
>>722630410I dunno if this makes me NPC-brained but I find it hard to enjoy RPGs that don't give me role models to follow. Like in New Vegas I can think "what would the NCR/Legion/House do here," or in pathfinder WotR with "what would my aligned entity group think about this."With BG3 I'm always just a dude out to fix his condition, it doesn't matter whether I'm a dick or can juggle or whatever. Yeah I can kill goblins or sell out druids but it always feels like this binary. Defeating or joining squiddly diddly, good and evil.My character never has a gray motive. You can save the druids and also make the gnome on the windmill go flying, but who would do that? I have no example to follow, no gnome haters anonymous faction. It feels like a Fable game.
>>722633586Jannies won't save you chang
>>722632503This is what I done on my latest run as the main character. I abhor the ugly GUI of the game, and the complete vomit of skills/spells everywhere for seemingly every class. Warlock just pew 99% of the time. Simple as.
Redpill me on the anti-BG3 schizo
>>722633692He dropped this colossal truth EMP upon the masses which mind-broke them, however, also got mind-broken from the backlash.
>>722633575if you dont want me to love china then make games with hot chicks
>>722633692i always thought it was barry final fantasy because it lined up with a nomura release that i can't even remember
>>722633586WE WAS RUNNIN' FOR OUR POSTS
>>722633692believes tencent is paying off hiro and steam to advertise bg3 and falsify numbers with bots because bg3 was a flop and didn't make any saleswhy are they investing in a flop so heavily? uhhhh something
Is there any justification that could be made for a neutral/good character raiding the Grove?
>>722634126>neutral"Not my problem and the Goblin faction might get me my results faster"
>>722634126killing tieflingsother than that even an evil character would be retarded to do itthey're literally fucking goblins what are they gonna do thats useful
>>722628435MC: Ranged Bard with deadshot bow and the acuity/scoundrel cheese Ranged Bard with the other good bow (titanstring build) Fire Sorcerer (formerly a light domain cleric)Tavern Brawler Monk (splash thief 3)
>>722634263based, i don't understand this new love for tieflings, this is what larian has done by brainwashing the masses out canon D&D lore
>>722625005>>722627669>you don't want colored immigrants in the grove? curious, when are you leaving?
Tieflings? I murder.Goblins? I discard.Minty? I embrace.
>>722628030
>>722624909You led the GOBLINS here!? A goblin HORDE of horny goblin FEMALES? And you say us MALES are going to be used only for BREEDING more goblins?! Our BALLS are going to be the size of RAISINS by the time the goblins are DONE with us?!
>>722634126>goodnone>neutralIf you do events in the grove the same way that most people did, it would probably still come off as being an evil asshole. But I could see a reason being understandable if you went out of your way to see both druids and tieflings at their worst.>approach grove and get yelled at by some tiefling>watch him get sucker punched like a bitch>tieflings you pass by are all complaining and whining about shit>druids turn into a bear and threaten you when you just want to talk to Kahga>Enter Kahga's room and watch her kill an innocent child>Tell Druid about your infection and get poisioned in response>Tiefling parents outside yell at you for not saving their child you only saw for 30 seconds before her death>Tiefling attempts to murder an imprisoned gobbo>After saving said gobbo, she gives you your first proper lead on a cure>Break her out>Raid Grove because every interaction you had in there was just people being assholes or threatening to kill youYou're still going to end up killing a number of innocent druids and tieflings so it can't ever be good, but that at least makes some sense as to why you'd want to bomb the place.
>>722633603Play Durge and think "what would daddy Bhaal do? Oh, right..."
>>722633603Wouldn't playing as a cleric sort of fix that? Since you choose a patron and can think of what actions would most please them? Or paladin since you have to keep your oath or lose it?
>>722633692who cares, every board has at least one at this point
>>722629441Both
>>722632935but im neither of those things.
Female dwarves are by far the most sexy race in the game. I want to fuck my fem dwarf Tav so bad.
the early access version was unironically better than what we got at release
>>722635183You can with mod that you edit. I edited the BG3SX to allow "short races". You can allow animals too but no thanks.
>>722632935Did you actually go to their profiles? Bro that's unbelievably sad. I'm gonna pray for you
>>722635540>not internet stalking everyone you seengmi
minthara makes me want drain my balls in something dangeroustherefore fuck the grove
>>722635771In my evil playthrough I killed her at the end and she loved it. She is the best.
>>722635771>in something dangerousbears are dangerous
>>722625404>2 years agoDamn
>>722635771Minthara is truly ride or die. Shart wouldn't hesitate to cuck you and fuck every man or woman she sees while you're away, but only you alone are worthy of Minthara's pussy.
>About to win best actress againHow does she do it?
>>722634852Vaguely but it loses some draw when it's only something that autistically matters to me and no other denizens of the world.
>>722637642For what? Erection 33?
>>722628435first playthrough? definitely recommend a CHA class, like Sorcerer, Paladin, or Bard.
>>722637673Yes.It's probably the only award they're going to get and everyone knows it's because everyone loves Shadowheart so much.
>>722637994>the only awardLol, lmao even
Lots and lots of sex with Minthara!
>>722624909>YOU FORGOT TO INVITE THE GOBLINS!?
post the frog
>>722633826that's what gets me, the game is 2 years old by now, why would any company still invest in shilling it when it supposedly flopped and also supposedly failed at being tencent's way into buying dnd/hasbro?we went way past any casus belli he came up with
>>722639031
>>722624909Why were the refugees racist bigots and didn't allow the goblins of peace to migrate into their haven?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk2AqXsJsWU
>>722624909Yeah. Only purple tieflings matter.
>>722640506What happens if you accept his deal for the crown?
>>722640512
>>722640512>>722640635Purple Tieflings look horrendous, I am glad that I installed the Aesthetics mod.
>>722640771You look horrendous.
>>722640820No, I am a gigachad Half-Elf with face number 5.
>>722628492since it's a drow? Poison. Literally, she even has lines about it
>do the bhaalspawn up to the choice>say no to bhaals face >die>revived for some reason>"from now on, all your bloodfilled evil is your own"im honestly surprised they captured my desire so well. im evil for myself dammit, not for some limpdicked bitch who needs a pyramid scheme for his murder
>>722640594He immediately gives you the hammer and you can just disregard him or break into his place to destroy the contract. He has a special cutscene in the ending if you ignored the deal and signing it.
>>722641118The ending where you embrace Bhaal but don't give him the crown is fucked lol Worst ending for Durge without a doubt.
>>722641118Good. Bhaal is a retard who always fucks up. All of the dead three are. Bane and Myrkul caused the time of troubles stealing Ao's shopping list cause their dumbasses thought it'd give them ultimate powerSeriously, all three of them are just fuck ups of gods, they got killed and then rezzed as basically a step above demi gods and they're still plotting and shooting themselves in the foot.At least Bhaal has the excuse of being a drooling retard of a murder hobo
>>722640870>Half-Elf with face number 5>not using handsome face 4
What multi-class combo should I do if I want to start Rogue?
>>722640506>le epic disney villain song!!!!shit's gay
>>722641971Way of Shadow Monk
>>722641971imo its generally not a good idea to multicast until lvl 6. thats around when you get you first major boost. could be different for rogue tho as i only ever used it as a secondary class to the main one. at a 2 point investment for rogue, you get cunning action dash which is a nice enabler for a bunch of items that like dashing or even dash stacking. for another point of investment, you get to hit thief which gives you extra bonus action which is much more crazy since a ton of classes get powerful bonus actions, example barb gets to throw as a bonus action so you get 4 throws total with barb's extra attack and double bonus action.
Elminster could have solved the entire problem in like 3 days, it's not like ToB where he's genuinely not up to the challenge.
>>722642710*not a good idea to multiclass
>>722637160Shart's lines about Halsin were added after they'd already finished her initial romance thoHalsin was a late addition because LMAO BEAR SEX xD became such a meme that trended that they decided to force him in when his entire personality is "lmao dude sex and nature I guess btw I came along with you because you made my dick hard :)" as a sex pest who was raped as a kid until he liked itit's why SHART doesn't want to share you but then suddenly gets butthurt you don't want to have an orgy with Halsin, because they had to writer's pet him in and didn't change any already written lines or if it wouldn't fitsucks for Shart-enjoyers, they got unlucky with the whims of retarded devs
>>722642794thank goodness invading the grove solved so many problems on my first playthrough. no will, no halsin, no theflings. shame you lose the merchant.
>>722641483>At least Bhaal has the excuse of being a drooling retard of a murder hoboIronically that's why he's the only one of the three that isn't a massive fuck up, for him the means are the end.
>>722629925Which subclass. Don't bother responding if you're about to reply with >well, I put 2 levels in Ranger, then dipped in Fighter, and then took 9 levels in Barba--
>>722640506People say Paladins are boring but the amount of fun I had finally killing this faggot as a Paladin was ungodly. My Paladin wanted to murder this guy from the moment we met.
>>722630410*laughs in over 3000 hours played on Steam*
>>722642710also, just sorta fuck around with it. you dont really get punished for respecing and alot of the fun i had was just testing different combinations together. the game snowballs towards disgustingly easy after act 1 anyways so just have fun with it.
>>722632183What race for ice draconic sorc?
>>722628980Yes they are much diffrent than little niggersGoblins are for slaying
sword bard is so fucking busted its insane. hey just have 4 ST attacks a turn, still have a bonus action left over, while having great die support for events AND combat, all the while still being a full caster. all this at lvl 6
>>722624909is a babyface run in this game worth it? I went full Minthara Squidface in my first play
>>722624909Actually, I gave them detailed instructions on how to get here. I even drew them a map.
>>722642970Oh, i love this part playing as paladin and trying to kill him every time i met this faggot
>>722642794Shart and Halsin were written by the same guy. Halsin was his self insert so he made Shart desire him.
>>722629660tabletop ranger is the pure shit, but bg3 fixed them
>>722629660i feel like you have to go all in on it for it to be good. no dipping allowed
>>722642970People who think paladins are boring are probably all wizard players sitting there sorting through spells for 20 minutes each turn. With paladins, all you need is that DIVINE SMITE
>>722641971Assassin/Thief Rogue -> Gloomstalker Ranger
>>722643406>bustedthat's not even close to what actual busted is like though on account of Tavern Brawler being overtunedgame isn't hard anyways, they had to try and "balance" it with some of the Legendary actions down the line and those are often just "nuke goes off every turn, find ways to mitigate"but as I'm playing a naked turretbard atm I know the feel
>>722643728More just seethe from the chaotic neutral crowd than anything to do with classes
>>722643770sword bard is hands down the strongest single subclass, even if it's not one of the TB abuserst. monk enjoyer
>>722643728the problem with paladin in BG3 is oathbreaking, it very badly sucks to be in a situation where you wouldn't expect your oath to break but someone at larian thought otherwise and so you're out a few thousand gold. plenty of times it's obvious when your oath would break but there's enough times that i said "how the fuck does that break my oath" that it made me just get tired of dealing with anything other than oathbreaker. good thing oathbreaker is good, and vengeance is easy to keep.
>>722629660Spin2win drunk strength ranger and volley are probably the most fun ways to play. It's shit having to wait till 11 but eh. Same with beast master being untouchable at 11
>>722643898Hexblade is stronger
>>722624909>you want to extract HIM!?Same energy.
>>722643720On the contrary. Strongest build in the game is ranger 7, rogue 3, fighter 2
I still open the game from time to time to give my CUTE WIFE SHADOWHEART a kiss on the lips before I go to sleep.
>>722643975no, it's not. you haven't played swords bard if you think this. slashing flourish is idiotically powerful. swords bard has the highest damage output of any subclass (more than open hand, more than hexblade, more than any paladin), full bard caster utility, and can easily stack unwinnable save DC for guaranteed commands on entire encounters to boot. >>722644017that's not even the strongest version of that build (4 rogue 6 fighter 2 ranger). less damage than sword bard or open hand, and no meaningful spellcasting to boot.
played tactician with a 2x enemy HP and +1 enemy action mod recentlystill felt too easy so I don't know what to do
>this makes /v/ extremely angry
>>722643940I really don't see how people end up unintentionally oathbroken. At least with devotion it's pretty straight forward. You literally read the oath and act as it says. Generally if you don't kill people who aren't attacking you, you're good to go with all oaths.
>>722643770ye ill agree to that. accidently killed forge robot really fucking quickly before me and a buddy even realized it was a puzzle fight. i was too slow in getting on the elavator down to it so i ended up chucking axes at it from 100 storeys up. swapped to wildheart barb after that, way too op and i was making it worse for my buddy. also, one more quick ranting about sword bard, the act 3 ring of the mythical scoundrel or whatever its called turns that leftover bonus action i mentioned earlier into a free lvl 5/6 cc cause the bard spell list is enchantment/illusion, and even if it wasnt you get fucking magical secrets to pick some anyways.
>>722633447Welcome to being evil in RPGs. Its traditional for it to always be the retarded choice that rewards you less while also giving you less content to play
>>722643898>>722643975Eldritch Knight is the strongest.
>>722644810pure sorc man
>>722644554Being evil in KOTOR 1 and 2 felt rewarding
>>722644554Issue with being evil is that the result is just being a murder hobo and killing potential side quest givers. Nobody bothers creating a distinct story line for a lawful evil character where you pursue evil goals that branch off from the normal story line. Instead you get the normal story line but you kill the baddies as well as the good guys.
one hilariously effective build i did was>wildheart barb 6/thief 3>bear heart and aspect of the stallion>get your str to be able to carry humans >dash then double dash as two bonus actions>run across the map to pick up a guy which ignores aoo cause you are now carrying him then run over across the map again to powerbomb the first guy into him. one of them is now prone>use your extra attack to suplex the non prone guy into the prone guy>both are now pronefun way to stack enemies together for a aoe nuke from another character too. just cast it on top of the barb, he doesnt care, hes all temp hp and half damage taken from all sources.
>>722644891>>722644554SWTOR's jedi warrior story line was also kino
>>722628435I'm a simple anon, I throw fireballs and laugh at wizards for having to learn shit. We sorcin' that shit.
>>722645179i forgot to mention tavern brawler but i probably dont even need to. i will mention however that theres very little that affects improvised weaponry damage. i think its still the ring of flinging, gloves of kushigo, and the boots of electric charge or something
>>722625005If think you know what did they mean just as well as I do
>>722628435>human male warrior. white skin btwAfter that playthrough I just click random and go with what I got
>>722631854>you can't enjoy a game because... because I say so ok? *posts a worthless infograhp*k thx
>>722645460Boots of Uninhibited Kushigo if you have Wisdom.
>>722628435barbarian
>>722628435Half-Orc Champion Fighter/Hexblade Warlock with Pact of the Blade with Great Weapon Master/Savage Attacker featSave before every melee attack and reload if you don't get a crit
Im hitting for about 100 damage with a regular melee attack with hexblade. nothing in the game survives past the first turn, even bosses are dropped in no time at all. killed Raphael with him only getting 1 turn in, i didn’t even know about the soul pillars he died so fast
>>722646690Saving before every attack is some next level save scumming
>normally always play Wizard>game gives you a wizard companion early on>he completely dabs on you with how much of a better wizard he is>had his own tower, was max level archmage, was banging the goddess of magic, etcI know I could just respec him, but lorewise it makes no sense since his entire story is about wizardry.
>>722628435barbarian and take every throwing item/perk you can.you end up throwing people at other people and narratively it's funny when someone talks tough just to be hurled across the room at their comrade, killing both.
>>722624909How else do we populate the sex dungeon then?
>>722624909I'd have done it sooner if the game let you bang a goblin girl. But no, even Sazza (the one who you rescue) immediately betrays you for some contrived reason. I get it, goblins are dicks, but that's still retarded. Let me get some mean green pussy, you can already fuck a squid in this game.
>>722647163Make him a barbarian for daring to flex on you
>>722647373Larian were deathly afraid of any romances with "small" characters even if they're adults. The reddit virtue mentality is poison
>>722634685I still can’t wrap my head around why there wasn’t an option to spare the tieflings while still letting Minthara take the grove and kill the druids.
>>722647493Well you can fuck as a small Tav so doesn't make any sense
>>722648081They still had to virtue signal about the "ick" involved there but since it was player choice they could wash their hands of it.
>>722648081they had cut tall/small sex scenes you could find on an artist workstation/forum. they intentionally killed it because of normie-fear
>>722640506> DON'T FIGHT RAPHAEL!> DON'T FIGHT RAPHAEL DUDE DON'T FIGHT RAPHAEL!!!!> pull up to the House of Hope> myrmidon of air> myrmidon of water> danse macabre> planar ally: deva> scroll of summon elemental> level 4 counterspell> 15 smokepowder arrows> everyone is on them elixirs, even gave Lae'zel Colossus instead of Bloodlust for fun> kill him with only one companion ever downedShit was actually easier than the forge or the titan. The hardest part with the titan was the password quest somehow bugging out with every conceivable solution, though.
>stack a ton of advantage>90+% to hit>missfuck this game holy shit, this is literally only ever a problem for tav specifically that im convinced theres some hidden debuff on you.i actually have lost count how many times ive missed 99% because its happened to me more often than you'd think
>>722648429I didn't need that wall of text, my Monk could do 11 gorillion damage in one turn and fucking melted his 666 HP.Man Larian's homebrew nonsense to benefit monks went too far.
>>722648605Not my video but here's someone running a similar buildhttps://youtu.be/LB9x3kfAcbk
>>722648605> "hmm i wonder what the reward for all this will be" > it's another fucking "your unarmed attacks dude lmao" thing
WHERE IS THE DRUID?
I struggled with raphael a lot because I didn't prepare at all and saved after I yoinked the hammer so I had no way to get back to camp.
>>722648779Yeah ironic that I got ANOTHER upgrade to my Monk build for one turn killing Raphael, the Gloves of Soul Catching
>>722624909Sorry, bro. I did it for Minthara.
>>722647163make him a bard and head-canon that he's just bullshitting you really hard. the only reason he banged the magic god is cause he's a bard
>>722648823I wonder how many people didn't have any idea about the Restoration Faucet and just did the entire location in one go. Must be rough.
>>722648929>killing the grove is required for the minthara sex scene>not required for getting minthara herselfwait, is that actually the sole benefit for killing the grove? you get nothing else at all?
>>722648081>>722648317If I made an RPG I'd make it so if you try to romance anyone tall as a short race character they reject you and laugh at your courting attempts.
>>722649052Yes, but also>Drow sexor>keep the stinky hippies aliveisn't a close contest.
>>722649052It's totally worth it because Minthara has the best sex scene. Probably the longest one in the game too.
>>722649067It's mostly tall guys and short race girls, though. And that's specifically the one that gives retards the "ick"
>>722640512They can be sex sometimes.
>>722647163Just keep in mind that "banging the goddess of magic" just basically means he's a groomed kid that's been raised to be the boytoy and puppet of a psychotic bipolar bitch. Basically everyone Mystra has had a personal eye on has ended up dead or horrifically tortured for her goals or amusement. Sometimes by herself under a different guise.
>>722628206People pretended it was nothing but a gay dating sim for two fucking years, what are you on about?
>>722625005>>722624909meanwhile druids not even defending themselves.
>>722633692Genuinely mindbroken by CIA propaganda, so he saw one thing about Tencent owning part of Larian (with non-controlling shares btw) and it worked as his MK Ultra activation phrase.
>>722647163>be a wizard>get a cool wizard bro that isn't an incompetent faggot who knows nothingSounds like the perfect pairing to me.
>>722628435cleric of selune + paladin
>thinking of playing a good playthrough>remember i hate everyone thats "good" in the gamepretty funny cause i think i never do evil playthroughs in rpgs but when it comes to bg3, it comes out of aversion.
>>722647163hes fucking embarrassing, donut steel tier character.was so the best ever at magic ever when I was a kid that the goddess of magic wanted to fuck me, and I did. like 10 times dude but then I got even betterer at magic than her and-fucks sake I nearly threw up.
Stop taking money from china at any point rapeape
>>722650043should have just made him an arcane trickster base. be the han solo scoundrel of waterdeep, not the straight A's valedictorian that also bangs the god stacy on the regular.
>>722650043What makes it funny is how he's the exact sort of character a shitty player would make for their dnd character.
>>722650043The trick is that there's nothing good about being the goddess of magic's personal boytoy. The part where he's allowed a happy ending at all is the bad writing part.
>>722630410This is as much the fault of 5e as a system as it is the writing and cast.
>>722650043>talented guy>groomed by godess of magic (many such cases)>fucks up immensely by trying to put together a nuke from old parts he has lying around>god sends his friend to tell him to kill himself>/v/ thinks he's supposed to be an admirable guy
As unbelievably hot as Mizora is, the detail that devils smell of sulfur killed my attraction. Sulfur smells like rotten eggs, which means the smell of Mizora's pussy must be absolutely fucking putrid.
>>722624909how is the game solo
>bot question>bot answerchinese astroturf game
>>722653230You lost, mutt
>>722638610Cute face, half male half female like... Best of both worlds, almost makes her a ... waitIm bi, so I guess it makes sense
>>722645164And for some reason being evil in most RPG means being retarded and antagonistic to everyone for no reason. Like how evil person can't have friends, lovers and even sense of humor etc.
I just started this game and its very hard. Im at the goblin camp and I feel quite underpowered and overwhelmed. So I do what im told. I managed to kill priestess behind her back like a coward. But I dont like my chances against the other leaders
>>722653592It is extremely hard as fuck if you don't know what you're doing. Honestly, would recommend playing on the easiest difficulty until you feel confident in what you're doing. One tip is healing sucks in this game. Focus on defensive spells and spells to take enemies out of combat like sleep, tasha's laughter, etc
>>722626072The dreaded roon goku satsu…
>>722653592Anons play on very hard and tell you it's easy because they know everything about dnd
>>722628435I always like playing Wizard in D&D games because it's the only class that makes me excited for new levels.
>>722633817THERE ARE NEWFAGS HERE, YOU FOOL!WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
>>722625404OPEN THE BLOODY GATE GATE
>>722640506BG3 is so woefully unfinished, some random fuccboi midboss is far more memorable than the actual final fight
>>722654571>the son of Mephisto is a random fuccboi
>>722630293Screenshoted
>>722624909BG3 is such a hypocrite LGBT+ woke shit slopfest game. Once you reach the city, they force pro-immigration opinions on the player, meanwhile at the beginning at the Druid Grove, they start shaming on the player if he chooses to bring goblin engineers and doctors to the Druid Grove. And the ones shaming are immigrants. The druid lady, the only one who wants to punish a thief, is portrayed as an evil cultist.What the fuck do you want, game? Fuck this shit game. Fuck any faggot who thinks this is a good game. It's just Veilguard 2.0.
>>722648823>>722648990I was smart enough to clear the prison beforehand, and then I sent my three companions down there after killing the dude who was trying to bang my character.I then stole the gloves and the amulet(?) from the library without getting caught, and easily got down to prison after stealing the mace.
>BG3 is such a hypocrite LGBT+ woke shit slopfest game. Once you reach the city, they force pro-immigration opinions on the player, meanwhile at the beginning at the Druid Grove, they start shaming on the player if he chooses to bring goblin engineers and doctors to the Druid Grove. And the ones shaming are immigrants. The druid lady, the only one who wants to punish a thief, is portrayed as an evil cultist.>What the fuck do you want, game? Fuck this shit game. Fuck any faggot who thinks this is a good game. It's just Veilguard 2.0.
>>722654903>>722655367Samefag
>>722624909>YOU CRT GOBLINS HERE?!
>>722644236That better not be Scratch and Shadowheart
> gale being a rapist was total bullshit> it's probably gonna be the same with halsin being a sex pes-> get hit with back-to-back political discussion, confession, polygamy proposal and the legendary bear sex sceneAlright, I apologize to /v/, this was bad but the bear sex was funny, look at this shit-eating grin
>>722656509If halsin was an elf woman /v/ would worship her for being a sex pest
>>722625005>/pol/tard ruins yet another threadIt's time to delete /pol/
>>722648317You can just make a shortstack and fuck anyone, there's your small sex scene, but nobody ever mentions it. If you're talking about actual romanceable races then yeah they pussied out.
>>722628206>since it was so good.I feel like people who suck the game's dick so hard only played through act 1 and MAYBE 2. I finally finished it last night and trudging through act 3 was one of the worst experiences of my life.
>>722630293Kino of the highest order
>>722656590Men and women are not the same, retard.
>>722656590>things would be different if things were different
>>722656709Everyone agrees that act 3 is the roughest, even if they like it. It's long as fuck and makes you feel like you have to rush to kill Orin to save your companion when you absolutely don't (unless you reaaally want them back) though that still kills the tension. And if you do rush and kill her, it still kills the tension by fucking around for hours on end doing all the random side shit when the main shit is about to go down.
>>722657127The bigger problem is you hit max level at the beginning of act3 so theres no reason to do any of the side quest beside the first time just to see them.
gay shit, botted thread
>>722656509yeah I didn't pursue an actual romance option when I played. I just wanted to get BEARBROKEN
>>722656709Yeah, I'm just a room short of killing the Elder Brain and Act III is actually my favorite out of all three since you no longer have to care about lame shit, but I didn't realize I'll be stuck with Disintegrate as my magnum opus for the next 30-40 hours. I'm just doing all of this because fuck doing another 100 hours just to get to the city again. Maybe with the real-time combat mod since it was actually kinda fun and the turn-based combat just boils down to "guess the gimmick this time, wrong guess, F8". I even installed the level cap expansion mod but it did things for every companion but me and I'm already too far to care.
>>722628435warlock is boringmonk is boring
>>722657896>still played another 100 hours after the reviewkek, no doubt he used the no alphabets mod
