>shitstomps rebellious flea-ridden N*rd>took literal divine intervention to save said N*rd>N-N-No! The Empire can't just take over Skyrim after being driven out!>They don't have any forces other than the Nordic Imperials the vast majority of Tullius' forces are composed of!
>Use of the Numidium on Alinor broke time itself, causing the Brass God's siege to last from the Merethic Era until long into the Fifth Era. Some Altmer "Mirror Logicians" still fight Numidium, although their brethren know nothing of their purpose.Its a holocaust allegory, isnt it?
>>722632209what the fuck are you even trying to say
>>722632209You know what I realized in my most recent playthrough of Skyrim? The Nords are the sick men of Tamriel.>Birthed the most powerful mage to ever live>Lost respect for said magecraft over the years and live as dissolute barbarian filth>Pride themselves as powerful warriors>Too weak to govern themselves in the first place>Venerate and take pride in the voice>Can't even use it and mistake it for muh power>Worship Talos as the god of man and a nord>Too stupid to understand this doesn't make them like Talos, who was also a breton and an imperial>Think they live in the birthplace of man>Also think they came from AtmoraUlfrik thinks mankind will go to Skyrim as its last bastion to lead them as if that ever happened in the fucking first place. It was always an Imperial before Tiber Septim's three-sided head ass showed up.
Ulfrik bros...
>>722632690skyrim is imperial territory
>>722632690He's a shitposter trying to justify The Empire's existence after Oblivion.
>>722634630are you retarded?
>>722632209I never played skyrim but which side is more right wing? Imperials or stormcloaks?
>>722635182Stormcloaks allow "Battlemaidens" into their armyand the imperials have female officers
>>722635182stormcloak camp on the right side of the map north-wise, the rest is made-up /pol/tranny shit
Ulfric when killed:>Let the Dragonborn be the one to do it. It'll make for a better songTullius when killed:>And if I surrender?Why are imperials such pussies?
>>722635830imperials made a massive comeback, beat the shit out of the altmer, and then surrendered everything according to the dominion's termsthey're literally retarded
>>722632209My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial, can you say the same?
>>722632821The modern nords really are cucked beyond belief. The only thing they still have are stories from the past. Their most powerful and honorable warriors are daedric beasts, and the actually powerful greybeards are hermit faggots who don't pass on the voice since the last guy flaked.
>>722636153>Their most powerful and honorable warriors are daedric beasts,huh>the actually powerful greybeards are hermit faggots who don't pass on the voice since the last guy flaked.god, don't get me started on ulfrik himself
>Nords walk down the mountain and liberate the the Imperials from Ayelid elf rule. >Imperials eras later hand over the country to elves.Come on nordbros be slavecuks just like us.Tullius will totally stop the dominion bro trust.
>>722632209>seething because the gods are on your enemy's sidekwab
>>722636372that was pelinial, you retarded snowback
>>722636495Oh who was it that they liberated you from then? Could it be the current owner?
>>722632209>Try to execute an innocent person without trial>Turns out he is the chosen half dragon-ish that previous dynasty of emperor used to have>Proceed to get dunked hard by god incarnate and kicked out of skyrimI don't even care about politics, you tried to cut off my head without trial, I cut yours.
Skyrim deserves to be crushed under the Aldmeri DominionBig Mer Cock for the Nords
Hammerfell and Eastern High Rock had fallen under the banner of Orcs claiming the land to be Orsinium, renaming the desert to its old name of Volenfell. The Reachmen under Morvan took High Rock from them a century ago. Nearly a hundred years later after securing Cyrodiil, Morvan conquered Orsinium. The Witchmen would breed out the Orismer and remaining native Redguards as they had done the Nords, Bretons, and Imperials. He had little to say, having viewed the raving barbarian kingdom with little esteem and being far more preoccupied with far baser gains from the conquest. "Their women are more submissive than they seem. Pliant and sturdy. Not good to look at but great for feeling. Think I'll miss them. The Redguard women are much like any other race of man, only with dark skin. It glisten beautifully in sweat and oil. Think I'll miss that. That ash slaves are a dusky grey, not rich ebony. Shame."
>>722636217The companions are werewolves
>>722637860Oh. I completely forgot about them
Imagine simping for a failing bureaucracy after they lost their divine mandate when Martin sacrificed himself to save Tamriel
>>722640240101% of Imperial simps don't even know that the Empire isn't the same Empire.
Im pretty sure trying to bring strict and practical order to any nation on a planet created and ruled entirely by mystical forces is a bit silly. What are imperials going to do when Akatosh, Sheogorath, Molag Bal or whoever farts in a cup and throws it over their leaders head. The entire setting is carved from empires saying they won and then getting flashed by a Divine and falling over and bonking their headpolitical shitflinging is the dumbest thing i can imagine to put so much serious discussion into regarding the Elder Scrolls. Entire continental spanning legacies have been brought down by a group of dudes saying "gonna get my dad to turn you into fish men for being rude"- why are you arguing about who is more just out of two random heads of state who dont even really use any significant magic to shape their ideals
lolhttps://youtu.be/zUNs2rfLr9A&t=128lmao
BEHOLD
>>722635182it's really just nationalist breakaway movement vs big empire and you can make an argument for both sides being left or right depending on how you want to interpret it. Maybe the empire is right and just and imperial and right wing, or maybe it's declining and decadent and weak and feminine. Maybe the Stormcloaks are vitalist ethnonats seeking to restore order, or maybe they are clueless useful idiot rabble being manipulated by enemies into attacking their own allies (i.e. modern Ukraine). It's an RPG for a reason so you can view it whichever way you want.
Damn Empire and their damn lists. I oughta shove those damn lists where the light of Talos don't shine.
The Dunmer and the so-called "Living Gods" were a long-time enemy of Morvan. Battle after battle, he wrested territory away from their houses. Hundred of thousands of Daedra were summoned from Oblivion and obliterated by his magic. After securing the remnants of Yokuda, he set forth to finally end the thorn that long been in his side. The battles between him and the three were legendary until they finally came to an end at Red Mountain. None know exactly what happened save for Morvan and his words."You Dunmer are nothing more than a deceived race of slaves proudly ruling over lizards and insects. I've faced your immortal sorcerers and found them wanting. I am a son of Molag! I fuck Almalexia in her ass! Worship me if you are so pathetic to kneel to the likes of her."
>>722632209SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NERDS!
>>722645086lol
>>722632209A volcanic eruption fucked over Morrowind and left it in shambles between Morrowind and Oblivion.The disgusting Altmer become powerful and left Cyrodil and the rest of the empire in shambles between Oblivion and Skyrim.Place your bets, what asspull happened between Skyrim and ES6 that will make everything that happened in Skyrim pointless.Dwemer return from the moons to destroy everything.Dragonborn using the elderscrolls created a tear in time that forced Akatosh to unfuck it like the Daggerfall incident. The side effects were Aldmeri Dominion and Empire getting completely fractured.Aldmeri Dominion's attack on the hist of the Black Marsh and the trees of Valenwood resulted in a giga pissed off combined force of nature that near wiped out the Altmer, and the Imperials by proxy for cutting down all the trees long before the Oblivion crisis. Argonians and Bosmer become the leading race.Molag Bal crossed dimensions to rape everything.
>>722645086the geek shall inherit the earth
>>722646153I like ypur theory on why trees are gone in cyrodiil.though valenwood and black marsh nature putting up a fight? Kektheir entire history is trying to remain neutral and getting wrecked anyway.
i cant wait for tes 6 so i can hear from every npc how the badass niggers beat the elves
>>722647280i mean, you do know about the left-handed elves, right?
>>722647363
>>722636495m8 the lore is pretty clear on how important nordic allies were to the alessian rebellion
>>722647612cool story, snowback
>>722644369i value and appreciate you, AAR anon
>>722632620Don't overthink the fanfics.
>>722647612I think anon is a Tamriel Rebuilt guy. They follow their head canon not actual lore.
Was Skyrims popularity the first big sign that gaming was dead or dying? Imagine booting it up after playing previous titles and other games and being satisfied if not engrossed in this proto mobage.
>>722650428Just like every other TES game it improved on the previous game.Not sure what you are smoking.Granted I have no hope for TES 6 but that is due to the heel turn about supporting the murder of people they disagree with. I did not see that one coming.
>>722650419what
>>722635609> Right side north-wiseIs that not east?
>>7226439182 more weeks, Ivan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7cN7x35qJQ
I side with the nords and assassinate the emperor because the nords created the first empire of man and we'll need a strong united skyrim if we want to restore the empire to its former glory. It's an unnecessary evil that needs to be done.
>>722653936>nords created the first empire of manlol
>>722656105all race wuz nords. redguards be nords with generational sunburn. bretons wuz the rapebaby of nords and mer. imperials are nords.
>>722637775But a Redguard's skin is the color of mud not of ebony. I've fought mudcrabs more ebony than them!
>>722656296they were nedes and atmorans originally
>>722656432they're east african in elder kings because they look more like them than the old disgusting arab/african portraits
>>722656432>>722656628Got this mod to see if it made the Reachmen look less like the doughy OG slavs and it works, I guess. Even makes the Redguards look like proper Redguards instead of Ethiopians
