fact: if you main fox, falcon, marth, puff or sheik youre a faggot who's too scared to play without a handicap.so /v/, who is your main?
>>722646959what about samus
I main Falco, so I guess I'm off the hook.
>>722646959in order of how good i am with them>yoshi>dorf>roy>luigi>link>samus>zelda>mr.g&w
>>722646959'00s melee: falco'10s melee: falconnow: marioPM: DKult: DKRoA2: the rat
>>722646959>falco conveniently not listedyou're just as bad as them
>>722646959>opponent is PuffNigger I am not playing as Peach against a Hbox wannabe faggot
>>722647180worse, even
>>722647170>>722646959damn it I meant to say falco in OP not falcon. the captain is an honorable fighter with great strengths but easily exploited weaknesses as well. falco is the #1 noob shitter low IQ pick.
I don't play much Melee but I'd probably want to either learn Link because I like him or Pichu because funny.
>>722647259Link is surprisingly solid. Very fun character and Aklo even busts him out from time to time at majors.
>>722647259Based on those choices, you probably shouldn't play Melee.
>>722647259Link has the singular most efficient attack in the game and IIRC a Link player has even caused an upset recently. But he's not especially strong.
I play peach because I love my peachy pie waifu but she is NOT a good character. I am in upper gold ELO hell because shes an auto lose against any decent high tier that isnt falco or falcon, and even those are even for peach at best.
>>722646959>falcon>youre a faggot who's too scared to play without a handicapAnon, he's a heavy.
>>722647221as a peach main I dont get how this matchup is so bad. you have turnips, just abuse them the whole match and force puff to approach you. who cares that youre being lame with turnips when youre playing a fucking puff. Id much rather that than a fox who can 1 frame kill confirm at 70%, or marth or sheik who out range all of your aerials and cant even get easy edgeguards on
>>722646959*capes all of their recoveries except puff*
>>722647350>>722647223>>722647180I MEANT TO SAY FALCO, REEEEEE
>>722647341>CC downsmash you for 60%>recovers literally anywhere offstage >nair spam for easy combo reversal>FC aerial better than L cancel and requires zero timing or input >turnip and float makes you one of the best and safest edgegaurderspeach is pretty fucking good
>>722647458I see more mario, doc and luigi on slippi than puff, sheik or peach which is pretty based
I play as link because link I like ocarina of time
>>722647646the SLAP for an easy kill off grab at high percents is a great thing to have as well.
>>722647247Fuck you, Justin.
>>722647917JUSTIN BIEBER MADE THE THREAD??
>>722646959Fox is more difficult to play optimally than most of the roster combined
>>722646959yoshi, the coolest and most technical character in the game
>>722647328What do you mean most efficient?
>>722646959>but i like shooting myself in the footplay the characters you like instead of actively looking for ways to gimp yourselfyou're not some low tier god right?
Always liked the puff even in games where she is barely playable (Brawl), cry about it.
>>722646959>fox>not falcobrown detected
>>722647247>the captain is an honorable fighterNot on SlippiEvery falcontard you run into just fishes stomp -> knee for the entire match
>>722647247falcon is a gay character for campy faggots. don't let his cool design trick you into thinking he's some kind of hype machine.
>>722647458is that a super monkey ball stage
>>722646959this is all I ever saw when I tried to branch out into melee from brawl. I couldn't take it for long, it sucked. kind of like ultimate, perhaps the game could be good if it weren't for the characters.
Bowser main since Melee, and Im proud of it
>>722646959GanonDKLinkVery small amounts of Puff and PikachuThe reason I don't play good top-tiers is because my hands are A S S. I am considering Marth a bit as he skips neutral and is disjointed af. And has better mu for Fox and Sheik(pain with dorf)
>>722646959young twink
>>722646959I always thought Link was cool as a kid. I played him from 64 to Wii U but stopped using him in Ultimate because I hate his BoTW design and the Era of the Wild alt still uses BoTW Link's shitty gear.
>>722649138you dont need TAS execution to be broken. waveshining isnt hard to learn and youre already top tier.
>>722649897thats exactly what I do (unlike spacie and marth shitters)
>>722647170Falco is just Fox so no, you're not.
>>722650090should be easy to counter then if theyre so predictable? all you need to do is get 1 or 2 easy combos on him, get him off the stage and he ded. when a falcon beats me i always feel like they were more skilled than me, cant say the same for the real top tiers.
>>722650379spacies and puff are the campy faggots.
>run into a lot of sick DK mains online now>damn I love DK I will main him too>try to play melee DK>can barely even get a stock off anyonegod damn it I played the shit out of him in brawl and ultimate but it doesnt translate at all. I dont get the fuck people are getting gud with this slow enormous primate. I cant even land cargo up throw to uair most of the time. I hate being so shit
I switched to marth one day and with almost no practice immediately ranked up twice in the same session. just throw out your busted hitboxes and unfair grab constantly with no repercussions. truly a scum character
>>722649138Fox has small entry cost with learning to press buttons fast and do simple tech like shine spike and have somewhat consistent firefox angles.But you still have shine, drill -> shine, shine -> upsmash, waveshine, shinegrab, shinespike, upthrow -> upair, laser(that makes you best camper in the game), shop nair being safe, ridiculously good recovery, ridiculously good launch power, and one of the fastest movement, and amazing matchup chart. People screech about Marth but ffs you beat or at worst go even every other matchup. Compare that to someone like Yoshi.
>>722654768Learn to bair and use giant punch.Then go to FD on Unclepunch and practice chaingrab and upair spam on Fox. Plus cargoupthrow -> upsmash/upbCC grab op.
The day i stop maining peach is the day i no longer find her broken moveset hilarious. Watching meticulously practiced fox/falco/falcon/ganon/marth/roy playstyles get instantly bodied by a few stupid jabs or her down smash is the most satisfying dopamine rush in the world.
Someone play me on slippi right NOW
I played Jigglypuff long before she was meta and no amount of you seething at tourneyfags will make that a bad thing. Refusing to play meta characters is every bit as faggoty as only playing meta characters.
>>722646959Reminder that the melee community killed Hax and they got away with it.
>>722660881Who?
