>achievement is DLC exclusive.
>achievements
>game has multiplayer achievements>servers are offline
Just pirate those with SAM
It takes a special kind of loser to care about videogame achievements. Please grow up.
>Go to old rinkydink store>see bargain bin of games>pick one up for a dollar>get home and put it in>try to input Authentication key>Authentication servers no longer existYou have no idea how bad it really is
>game gives you an achievement that locks you out of getting other achievements
>companion making you a sandwich is DLC exclusive
>kill 10000 different playes in online matches>win 500 online matches>reach top rank in competitive mode
I feel like achievements just happened and we never really decided on what they are? Are they part of the game or not? Is it right to give a game a low score for a "tedious and grindy Platinum™"? And if so, would a version on a platform without achievements like Switch or GOG or whatever be the "better version" and score higher?Like we really need to dig into what achievements are because clearly this is another way that Xbox ruined gaming this going to stick around.
>achievement: play a match with a friend
>>722649626>paid DLC is a canon event in the third game
>You've got to beat an achievements to progress the game
>>722650869I actually did this in GRAW and Lost Planet 2 and I dont think I could even consider it today.
>pay to go to our convention to unlock this achievement
>>722650870Ignoring achievements is always better, untio you decide "this is one of my favourite games but I've done everything and need some inspiration for some other way to milk the game or otherwise challenge myself"And even then, knowing when not to bother is important. Some things are just a waste of time for the physically or mentally disabled to be busy with.
>>722649626Well, yeah. Tons of DLC come with new achievements for clearing DLC content. How could you expect those achievements not to be DLC exclusive?
>>722650923>achievement: lose virginity at a socially expected age
>>722651254I'm 60 and still saving myself for a virgin that looks like Anri Okita and can handle my body odor. Laughing at you cucks who settled for used goods or someone under a 10.
>>722651254that's itthat's the dragon ball feeling
>>722649661>>722649761Fuck both of you faggots, they're fun. fuck off
>achievement is a literal trap to check for SAM users
>achievement spoils the ending of a different game
>achievement requires meeting, defeating or playing with a devLooking at you warhammer and gmod.
>>722649626>third party smartphone app is tied to multiple achievements and is part of the fastest speedrun strat
>>722649761>game has achievement to play with a dev>devs stopped playing
>>722651843>achievement names spoil all the possible endings of the game
>>722649626No niggers on /v/.No you cannot sneak them in.When you aren't a problem you may participate. But not as primates.
>Die>Achievement unlocked: The Dark Souls experience
>>722650870Once while working on an indie game, I threw out a joke that we should add an achievement for 76000 deaths so the programmer actually added it because he loves throwing in stupid shit that I suggest on a whim. One time he added a Mighty No 9 easter egg to our game when I joked that breaking a trash can should have a small chance of spawning Beck's helmet. Anyway, getting about 10000 deaths is about average if you 100% the game so obviously only the truly insane would naturally get 76000 deaths, but I figured it was a joke and didn't anyone to take it very seriously, but I know of at least a few players who were really mad that this achievement was so hard to obtain and how they had to keep the game running overnight to get the achievement. I still don't know how to feel about that.
>>722649626>achievements require logging on games for windows live
>>722650073The thing that truly redpilled me about achievements was spending 10 times the amount of time actively achievement hunting thinking that I was hot shit, but then I compared to my casual friend's score, but his score was almost the same as mine after not trying because he had tons of money and bought 10 times the games that I did. I spent dozens of hours grinding for one 20 point achievement while just beating the tutorial of an average game gives you 40 points
>>722652845>consume a piece of cake to restore health>Achievement unlocked: The Cake is a lie XD
>>722652868lol this shit is so eazy to script.Try Birthday the beginning 500hour idle screen (or 300 with a script glitch abuse)
>>722650870It was just a throwaway idea they had in 2005 that ended up being nothing but a dick measuring contest for retards.
>>722655245and normie retard cried about it being useless, so we got the classic EA "sense of pride and accomplishment" for unlocking different heroes.
I want yo meet the mad man that got 1000 in Quake 4.
>>722653013I dont really care about some gamer score numer go up, an achievement has value if it was actually difficult to get or is just really rare so I can display it on my profile
>game has achievement for reaching first place on the global leaderboards
>>722656132>that same game also has an achievement for 100%ing all the achievements
>game's achievements all use the same icon
>unlocking an achievement gives you a unique perk or item
>>722650869>game's multiplayer has been dead for over 10 years
>>722650870>I feel like achievements just happened and we never really decided on what they are?Speak for yourself, Ive decided they are pointless if they don't unlock special content of the video game for the skilled.
>>722649626unironically stopped playing CoD because of it
>>722649626need for speed hp2010 and mw2012at least those two are still online though (which is suprising for the latter, especially considering the dlc is still available)
>>722651779give one example
>>722661569eclipse (shattered realms 2016)
>achievement: play a game with 5 or more friends
>>722649626>achievement references a 2013 memeWhy are you like this magicka
>>722649626The only achievement that matters is the one for beating the game
>Achievement requires you to have multiple dlcs to do
>achievement: purchase 50 lootboxes
>Achievement: Kill God.
