Remember this astroturfed piece of shit?
>>722655225You didn't play it.>captcha: BASEDXW
Is this game worth it if you (correctly) think actual NES games are 99.8% dogshit?
>>722655225The game is fucking excellent though. Pathetic that the game upsets you so however. Have you been trying to sell some shitty indie games yourself and you're massively jealous of this clearly superior game getting the kind of attention your game never did and never will? How typical.
Hello!
>>722655401Anyone?
>>722656225No, every game has that retro game artificial difficulty because othwrwose they would take 20 minutes to beat
>>722656514most of the games are fairly easy tbqh
>>722655401Only a small handful of the games play like NES games. And even those games have very modern influences to their design. Despite what some might think, the game isn't aiming to accurately replicate retro games. UFOSoft in-game weren't like other developers at the time. It's an alt-history collection of games. And for better or worse they're modern indie games. But they're great games.
>>722655401>>722656225/V/ doesn't enjoy let alone play video games. Hence why I am not answering your question. Learn the rules newfag.
>>722657084>And for better or worse they're modern indie games.Cultural appropriation is what this game is guilty of, then. Aping the aesthtic while not understanding its relation to the games as a whole.
>>722657953Preach it my fellow trannime xister! Hey pass me the dilator once you're done.
>>722657953Be that as it may, Gintama is trash that only the absolute lowest form of human beings can enjoy, so by posting a gif from it you've marked yourself as a lesser being.
>>722655225good stuff, strong selection of decent games. Also Combatants
>>722655401It has nothing to do with NES. It has nothing to do with old games either (neither the good ones nor the bad ones). It's 100% indie pixelshit games. The art and music are very amateurish. Some games are playable and interesting, but without much depth.
>another thread by the absolute schizo that seethes in every ufo50 thread that the games aren't "authentically" retroYou're absolutely mind broken.
>>722659575No idea who you are talking about. My problem with this game is exactly the other way around. This game was sold to me as being retro games but modernized, meanwhile they are even more bullshit and full of artificial difficulty than actual games from that era
>>722660325How? Play Mini & Max, Party House. Rail Heist, or even Night Manor or something. And tell me how that's true? Instead of just basing your opinion of the entire collection on something like Barbuta or the Arcade category games like Velgress or Campanella or whatever (and these games are splendid still)
>>722658170Of course I (male) am right, but don't redirect the topic to be about me motherfucker.
>>722660735ywnbam
>>722657084>>722658873>>722656819NTA, getting it on switch for portability then.
>>722655401The game is worth PIRATING, but not buying.Pretty much every game is undercooked.
I really liked it for the first month but I stopped playing after getting distracted by other games and I haven't returned, despite only getting 15 cherries.Still got 50 hours for 25 bucks, great value
>>722661521>Pretty much every game is undercooked.Hard disagree.
>>722655463Says fucking who? What fans it has hypes it up as great but in reality no one gives a fuck. Didn’t even get any genuine threads (or any that lasted anyway), just circlejerks
>>722662278>Didn’t even get any genuine threads (or any that lasted anyway), just circlejerksThreads about what? Even if the game was an 11/10, what is there even to talk about?
>>722655401It has some modern game design philosophies and sensibilities. There's really only one game that's intentionally obtuse, which is the first game in the collection. If you think you'll have fun playing 50 experimental 2D games that would never get published alone, go ahead. There are definitely interesting concepts in there that you would never want to try, and are only trying because they're bundled with something else.
>>722662561>If you think you'll have fun playing 50 experimental 2D games that would never get published alone, go aheadA good number of those games would sell standalone.
>>722662623Name one
>>722662623Exactly. You buy it for mooncat, and you stay for lords of diskonia
You know it's artificially shilled trash because the moment you try to bring up an actual complete package of well-developed games, included in-universe documentation, and even in-game "bros" who talk about the games with you, everyone goes stone cold silent.NoFun50 went the lazy route and stoked fires of artificial engagement by lazily shirking off the "complete package" to (You), the product.Filtering this thread.
>>722663003maybe it's because no one played an obscure nintendo DS game from 20 years agoI'll take your word that it's good
>>722655401it's pretty good. like >>722657084 saidmost games don't play like any other NES games, the biggest example of this I would cite being the idle game, and my favorite of the bunch Mini and Max which contains a slew of levels which hide various secrets
>>722662832Not him and I'm less generous than him, but grimstone probably has enough content to stand as a standalone game. Party House is mechanically interesting enough to sell as a standalone game, but could use more content. I'd say there's 1.5 to 2.
I was somewhat disappointed there wasn't more of a meta narrative, they even have that little debug menu and secret messages you can find if you enter it at the right times
>>722663335I'm glad the meta narrative wasn't forced down my throat. I just want gameplay man.
>yea bro this indie game made by 3 people has the money to set up an astroturfing campaign all over the internetthis thread was made by an EA or Ubisoft marketer, likely a pajeet, they've been pretty aggressively trying to discredit any indie game
>>722655225Everything except the shoot-em-ups were good.
>>722663568>yea bro this indie game made by 3 peopleLove when people unironically think that this was just some random indie game made by 3 no-name devs that sprung up from the ether.This was quite possibly the least indie "indie" game ever developed, but you'd only know this if you bothered to look at the credits list.
>>722662278>What fans it has hypes it up as great but in reality no one gives a fuck. Didn’t even get any genuine threads (or any that lasted anyway)That's completely and utterly untrue though.
>>722663673Yeah it's obnoxious how people act like very big indie release is some small passion project. Undertale had massive backing from Fangamer and Fox was already a micro celebrity for example but everyone acts like it's the same exact deal as Cave Story.
>>722663639...and Combatants. That was shit too.
>schizos on /v/ need to hire a private investigator to uncover every detail of a developer's lives before they can comment on whether a game has fun gameplay or not
>>722663673>>722664302The credits list is absolutely tiny, what are you both on about?
>>722655401Yes. The early games are NES but it goes through the years and you eventually get SNES/90s pc style games like night manor and Campanella 3.
>>722664780night manor was great, wish it was longer
>>722655225I unironically believe Barbuta is the best game in the entire collection and it's not even close Mortol is also great but it peaks early and then becomes absurd. needed some kind of instant retry system or something for the perfectionists
>>722655327>Shit game(-_- )>50 shit games( ^_^)
>>722665126more like 5 shit gamesthe rest range from good to great
>>722660325>meanwhile they are even more bullshit and full of artificial difficulty than actual games from that eraJust admit you played Barbuta, got hard filtered, and immediately ragequit, because you have the frustration tolerance of a toddler lmao.
>>722663673>>722664302Seething failed wannabe indie devs
>>722655225I have over 30hours and still have like 15 games to begin.It's pretty fun the local multiplayer is amazing. Party house is fun as fuck.>>722660642Are you talking shit about Barbuta? That game is awesome. But I like games like La Mulana and Anima Well, so there's a bias
>>722655225I played it finally, a lot of great games in there. Totally worth getting.
>>722664589this but unironically
>barely any ufo50 threads>people screaming about it being shilled >any thread is 50% them screaming and 50% people playing the gameAt this rate the game is being targeted rather than being shilled. Its been a year. You played about 3 or 5 games, didn't win instantly and still can't stop bleeding from the ass.
>>722664659pajeet marketers from EA or Ubisoft trying to discredit every single indie game on /v/that's what's going on same tactic in every single indie game thread around, claim it's not actually indie, claim it's being supported by a big nebulous corporation and then claim that said big nebulous corporation is pushing the game heredoesn't matter if literally none of that is even remotely true, they follow their script because they hope that people won't bother verifying their lies
>>722664780I hate, and I mean HATE point and click games, especially on the NES. How the fuck did they manage to make Night Manor one of my favorites?
>>722663639Seaside drive is kino
>>722665669Whoever composed it and moon cat deserves a medal. Tons of heavy lifting by the music on both of those.
I remember it being heavily astroturfed but it didn't look bad or anything.
>>722665949mooncat is fucking wonderful, ended up being my first cherry by complete accident because i was having so much fun with it
I’ll say it, Quibble Racing > Party House
So what the fuck is up with the Capsule Room code anywaysIs there some ARG bullshit people still haven't solved or is it sequel bait
>>722666242>heavily astroturfednigga that's just people talking about a game. The fuck is wrong with you faggots? Every time people enjoy something you act like there's some conspiracy going on.
>>722655401It's hard to recommend this game because there's like 50 different games and each game varies wildly in duration,quality and ideas, many of these games try to mimic retro classic (there's a windjammer clone for example, there's a game that plays sorta like son son, there's an horror adventure that sorta like deja vu and a Roguelike deck builder)Ultimately I thought it was pretty unimpressive (thought I didn't play max and mini,a platformer where you shrink which seemed to be everyone favorite game in the collection) and I couldn't understand why /v/ shilled it so much other than a bunch of California indie dearies were involved, which is also why the game is full of random niggers and ugly characters (this feel particularly bad in the final fight clone where one of the character is a woman with the biggest manjaw ever)
>>722666946>I thought it was pretty unimpressive>says the guy who didn't play every game and sperged out because there are black peopleretard
>>722663003every time this was brought up in a UFO 50 thread, I always asserted that i wish UFO 50 had gone this route, had games 'release' as you play, etc.but you decided to ignore me any time i posted that, because you weren't interested in productive conversation, just "THIS GAME BETTER" shitposting
>>722662832i played avianos for at least 5 hours, half alone vs CPU and half against other people
>>722665126>you didn't play it>"yeah but someone in my family sharing group owns it and i installed it because the filesize is negligible"what was this supposed to prove?
>>722668819There's a cloud save which implies it was played though.
>>722663335There is a pretty extensive meta narrative already unless you're trolling.
>>722668750Avianos is so underrated because of its stark presentation.
>>722668973yeah but he specifically cropped out his play time which is a few pixels out of view. you can have a cloud save with 1 second of staring at the menu.
This game was the GOTY...
>>722669069Games don't show play time or achievements when there's an update waiting to be downloaded. I don't know why, but you can check for yourself this is the case.
>>722669214>refusing to download the 128 byte update that takes 0.1 seconds
>>722668750>>722669059Based avianos enjoyers
>>722669397>Updating that turdlol
>>722669651>getting filtered this hard by barbuta
>>722665403>Are you talking shit about Barbuta?I'm really not. But it bothers me when people start up Barbuta, assumes all of UFO50 is Barbuta, and then quits UFO50.
>>722670532>>722672641I do wonder if 90% of the seethe of this game is just because the devs wanted to troll and put barbuta first. I personally hated it, but love a lot of the later games.I have to wonder if barbuta was behind ninpek or something (like how mooncat is later) if there would be less gamer rage in these threads.
>>722655401yeah, even the ones with period-accurate jank are pretty fun
>>722655401Yes, it takes you to an alternative timeline where only 10% of NES game are dogshit.
is the amount of pieces you get from devilition after each round random, based on fast/slow your chain last round was, or based on how much time you spent total last round?
>>722661773nta but most of the games are way too short even by nes standards and don't get to fully expand their ideas, and a dozen of games or so are inferior to the games they're ripping off from (off the top of my head: all the shmups, the Sonson clone, the pocky & rocky clone, the beat'em up and probably more). They should have trimmed it down to the 15~ best games and expanded on them, rather than leaving everything feeling incomplete for the sake of a gimmick.
>>722666745The developer is a hardcore feminist so every journo and indie "influencer" out there promoted the game.
>>722663003>playing a Nintendo handheldYou gay or a child?
>>722675571Proof? I'll probably keep playing, same with Shadows of Doubt they have an NB option, but it is important to stay informed
How's the switch version?
>>722675571>the evil vidya journo cabal is pushing...a gameplay focused actual gameEven though you're full of shit that would be a big step up from shilling hurt feelings walking simulators like they used to.
>>722677104>Proof?Here.
>>722677640Forgot pic.>>722677584You are a retard who has no idea what he's talking about.
>>722655225I remember when the first threads for this showed up close to release and everyone was talking about it as if it's some "much anticipated future classic" and yet I've never heard of it before despite being fairly terminally online when it comes to videogames. I like faux-retro pixel games but the shilling was beyond off-putting
>>722655225yeah, the astrosplifed zoophilia game
>>722655225I played 300 hours. It was GOTY.
>>722677726Okay how is a penis emoji swj? I literally only go on /v/, sad panda, and youtube and /f/
>>722678143That's a book, nigga. You know what those are?
>>722675571It barely got coverage, you should be beaten with a shovel for your dishonesty inshallah
>>722663335Anon, the meta-narrative is a massive secret hunt that ends in a 51st game. What are you smoking?
>>722677774Many people claim to be terminally online but everyone has blind spots. Spelunky was an extremely well received and influential indie game. UFO50 had been anticipated for a while
>>722655225this deserved the viral success and awards that were given to balatronot that balatro was bad, ufo50 was just special
>>722678505What's the 51st game? I got bored after finding the 10th hidden message
>>722678484It got coverage by every big youtuber who plays indie games. People like Northerlion and Dunkey.
>>722666946max and mini is boring as hell. the amount of slack people cut every one of these games is preposterous. like you have night manor, a shitty point and ckick horror game that isnt interesting or scary, and this is supposed to be one of the best games in the collection. bizarre.some of the games rise to the level of high quality flash game like campanella 1, party house, velgress, overbold so if that sounds good go ahead. but people actually playing through grimstone and block koala is fucking lol.
>>722678798Miasma Tower. It plays like an RPGmaker horror walking sim set in the UFOsoft offices.
>>722678884*bonk* *bonk* *disgusting pumpkin explode squelch sound*
>>722663181NTA but they actually made 3 games in that series but only the first game was brought to the west as Retro Game Challenge, it is actually based on the GameCenter CX tv show.the other two games are:GameCenter CX: Arino no Chōsenjō 2GameCenter CX: 3-Choume no Arino
>>722678719Mooncat 64 when
>>722673061this game is glazed a retarded amount. vainger is literally just a bad game that feels nostalgic and you have people tripping over themselves trying to find something nice to say about it. one of the best games in tbe collection is the world's most mediocre metroidvania. the whole game was a bad idea and the amount of fucking cope as people game up with labored explanations as to why you'd waste your time playing porgy instead of any game not made by derek yu was insane.
>>722678719>heard that Mooncat is the spiritual sequel to Barbuta >it's not really anything like it anger. rage even
>>722678719the mainstream hates good games unfortunately, awards shows are bullshit
>>722678256You say that like that fucking "cover" looks anything like a book. Suck my dick faggot
>>722678484>inshallahGo marry a child then fuck a goat you faggot
>>722655225Where are these secret messages people are talking about?I have cherried a few games, but don't recall seeing anything that looked like something I should put into the console
>>722680674Sorry I'm not in trump's government or a AIPAC counselor.
>>722682043Is that supposed to help you rape kids more or something? Were you the kid in the back of the bus?
>>722658170but enough about moe
>>722679136The first two got a Switch rerelease.
>>722680857Start with looking carefully at Night Manor's description.
>>722682252You don't take a bus to go to Epstein's island. You take a boat or reach it by helicopter.
>>722679020If there anything past the time capsules?
What's with the recent astroturfed anti-shilling going on
>>722678993TRVKE
>>722678715>Spelunky was an extremely well receivedWhat does that have to do with anything. What the fuck does that have to do with UFO50?>UFO50 had been anticipated for a whileNo one was talking about it before release, much less did it exist before release, it just came out of nowhere
>>722665058>I unironically believe Barbuta is the best gamesame, there's something about it that sticks with you
>>722683217Actual retard.
>>722683217>No one was talking about it before releasethe world exists and moves on independent from you observing it
>>722682745Your bussy was shreked in the back of the bus because you are just one of those kind of boys
>>722682665>Night ManorFuck, I just started playing Elvira now I need to switch gearsThank you
>>722683605>the world exists and moves on independent from you observing ityou literally can't prove that
>>722684074>Actual 9 month old babies post on /v/Grim
>>722655225Got this thing last year, one of my favorite games from there, bought one to my friend and he's been loving it.>>722655401This is exactly the point of the game.>>722656514This is literally 99% of NES games tho.>>722662561Funny thing is Barbuta is my friends favorite game, even tho its pretty much big piece of shit.... with Combatants.
>>722683289>Wow this is like that jellybean game on NES but shit
yes yes /pol/ everything is astroturfed
Without that brown girl front and center taking up 40% of the picture it'd have sold like 3 copies. Brown women RULE THE WORLD.
I found a secret area in Mini and Max that no one knows about.
>>722684864We ALL found that on the very first day and didn't tell you.
>>722684401I noticed you couldn't prove me wrong
>>722685129>first dayIs it early on in the game or something or is it just the guy behind the boss?
>>722685462Oh, I was just foolin' about, I actually have no idea which secret you're talking about.