>we didn't even sell 200 copies>its biggest discount >25%>7 months old gameWhy are indie devopers so entitled?
>25% discount
dude thats porn
>My AI sloppa isn't selling
I'd bitch about indie devs not knowing their place but the full price is 9.99 so it's not pissing me off.
>>722659659There's a metric ton of better games on sale during Steam sales. Did he really expect his coomer game to compete?He needs a lesson in his place and humility.
>>722659659Why do indie devs insist that valve should be doing the marketing and advertising for them?
>>722659659>hehe sex hehe sex amirite heheUgh. Thank god it didnt sell.
Why is this even a “game” and not just paywalled images on some pornslop site.
>>722659791Even then 50% should be the bare minimum, I use is there any deal website and I configured it to only notify me if the discount is bigger than 50%. Most of AAA games do it too. Indie developers should know their place
>visual novel>only 25% off during a big sale period>labeled for adults, not only limiting visibility, but also further limiting who will buy it
>>722659659What is this entitlement?Why do they all talk like this, what's this universal disconnect with the core of what they're doing?YOU'RE SELLING A PRODUCT ON AN OPEN MARKET, IF PEOPLE DON'T WANT IT, IT DOESN'T SELL.
>>722659962the average big video game marketing budget in 1990 was like $5 million USD but these people only see the consoomer side of things and only realize they got assblasted after they spent two years of their life to make $5000
>>722659659>One Iced Latte With Your Breast Milk, Please! - Anime Coffee Shop Simulator
I think porn game developers are legit retards, I never saw one doing a sale greater than 40% and most people don't even want own a porn game linked to their steam account. See fit girl website a lot of the most downloaded games are porn even if they don't have 1% of the popularity of the AAA games.
Execute all indie devs by firing squadron
>>722659659VNs are a pretty niche genre in general, especially in the west. Does it even have any futanari?
>>722660215I hate that the market is so crowded some people see the need to "expalin" their game in the title. Like the updated title for Lobotomy Corporation, does it REALLY need the "| Monster Management Simulation" part?
These retards dont understand, to make these kind of games you can make it obvious its fetish shit in the title, and you need to sprinkle your fetish throughout the game hidden by some kinda fun mechanics. Nobody wants to be caught with this shit in their libray, but they can explain away having something like Andy and Leyley as a popular VNI wouldnt release a game called "OH MY GOD IM BEING CHURNED INTO BOYSLUT MEAT IN THIS GOBLIN SHORSTACKS BELLY"I would make it an RPG mixed with some other genres where you get eaten and killed by a few goblin girls in a battle
>>722659659>Paying for pornWhy do people do this?
>>722659659knew it was a pc vegan thread
>>722659659Simply shitty art aside, boobs not big enough.
>>722660656Yes how will retards know to compare it to pokemon without that??
>diamond dozen anime tiddy slop*yawn*
>>722661098This AI anime coomer game has some amputated dude for DEI points? What the fuck?
>>722660993You are as retarded as that dev if you think titty milk coffee simulator was winning against some of the best games of all time that were cheaper during the sale
>>722660838I have two porn games on my library one is called monster girl island the other is called pact with a witch
>>722661228Monster Girl island is pushing it, but pact with a witch could be absolutely anything. This is how you do it, subtle or even pretentious names, some ok gameplay and your porngame is ready to sell like hotcakes
>>722661104It made them look even cheaper IMO, like a F2P mobile game port
>>722661098>>722661186OH SHIT
>>722660656>>722660215>noooo why can't my indie sloppa sell millions just by brand loyalty alone like Hollow Knight Silksong and Silent Hill f?? I want to scam gullible idiots too!!!Intellectual Property is a fucking meme and the literary market shows it
>>722659659Looks like AIslop
>>722660656We're going the JP light novel route of naming our games now
This thread really made me think about how your game has to stand out. It's more than JUST putting some anime boobs in the corner of your game...
>>722659791degenerate coombrain devs should be paying ME to play their fetish slop, honestly
I like dystopian robot girlfriend. Shame he got kicked off steam. I still wouldnt have bought it there tho, i cant imagine how unrepentant of a gooner you need to be to buy fap games on steam
>>722660656japan did it first, but westoids make it look cringe and trend chasing,
>>722661735Anime boobs are always welcome, as long as the game itself isn't dogshit and does not have some shitty generic anime artstyle (or worse - western anime style).
>>722659659>anime coffee shop simulatorany game that describes itself as "anime" in the title is a red flag
I'm in the UK so can't even see the store page.UK age verification - needs a credit card as debit cards don't work. Don't have a credit card and I'm not going to apply for one since I'm young and broke.
>>722659659>25% discountJapanese devs have no clue how to price their games. Their used to japanese whales paying an arm and a leg for everything without question.
>>722662138Could be worse, in Germany all porn games are simply banned, not even a credit card can unlock them
>>722659659>dev is complaining about 6k sales for his adult only gamethat's not even that bad of a sales number. Especially since it's a VN and not even a real game.
>>722662138same here on goymany we are ruled by middle aged women so all of that stuff got banned and censored
a game with a title like that doesn't deserve to sellif you're gonna make porn at least put some creativity into it instead of using a title that reads like a parody. and if it is an ironic parody then it's worthless trash outright. just looking at the image I get the impression this is one of those "ironic visual novels" so I'm leaning towards the latter.
>>722659659There's a sale for you, now stop complaining.
>>722662730Based
>>722660838>Nobody wants to be caught with this shit in their librayYou can buy games as hidden now.
>biggest discount>25%lol
>>722660215This, I wouldn't buy porn with such a memefied title.
>>722663024>implying you wouldn't buy The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno based on the name alone.
>>722662819I don't play any porn games anyway but I saw somebody claim that even when hidden, it still shows up as "your friend played X hours of this game" if someone on your friend list looks at the store page
>>722663353Lmao, if someone looks at those games they are hella guilty themselves.
>>722659659>make a Renpy VN porn game>expect to sell gangbusters.this nigga needs to advertise to /h/ and /d/ and maybe he can get a few dudes to buy.
>>722663353Are you sure they properly marked it as Private and not Hidden? Hiding it only hides it from your own library and not from others. And if they did mark it as Private, did they do it before or after playing the game?
>>722663689>Are you sureNo. Like I said, I don't need it myself so I might be misrememberingIt was some guy who said he has 3 steam accounts for varying levels of shameful content
>>722663353My friends didn't even hide the fact that they buy porn games.I have no problem with them buying porn despite some of them having girlfriends or already married. I have a problem with their shit taste since they bought cheap looking WEGs.
>>722663816It's insane that we somehow looped back to an 80s mindset of actually buying pornJust get that shit off esl95, damn
>>722663738lmao, that's impressive effortI'll have to test it out later myself when I'm not at work
>>722662819I think it's stupid that steam and playstation allows to hide your own achievements and games, xbox remains the based for not supporting this pussy behavior
>>722660215>not gifting One Iced Latte With Your Breast Milk, Please! - Anime Coffee Shop Simulator to friends on steam
>>722664118Not gonna buy your slop. Nice marketing tactic though
>>722664118They can refuse it. It's no funny
Our girl
>>722659659Surely the only potentially profitable angle for an ai slop visual novel is to go for niche, degenerate fetishes. Obviously a game based on the most vanilla, milquetoast safe horny twitter meme from four years ago isnt going to excite anyone.
>>7226597906k for ai sloppa is awesome.
>>722663353Confirmed this is not the case. I bought my friend a game he had marked private cause of "reasons" and checked out the store page and nothing about him owning playing or anything like that on the store page.
>>722663353In the past you could check if private profile has the game through gifting, but it was fixed this yeart.stalker
>>722659659Sorry kid but Ai's game finally got out of limbo and I'm only getting one steam degen game this sale and yours (probably) doesn't have big booty loli so the choice made itself.
>>722659659I can't believe One iced latte with your breast milk, please! isnt selling gangbusterswtf happened I thought they said sex sells??????
>>722660656Ohh so thats what the game is? Ive seen the name a million times but I thought it was some kind of anime spooky horror SCP vn thing
>>722665663sauce
>>722665916store.steampowered.com/app/3523690/Ai__the_Demon__the_Curse_of_Lust/
>Russian slopI tried the demo as a joke and I felt scammed. It's the lowest effort I've ever seen for a VN.
>>722659659>massive titstheres your problem, real men like flat chested child like women
>>722666130>rpgmakerslopMan.I'll just jack off to the porn
>>722660656That's how nips started naming their light novels because ADHD zoomoids don't (or can't) read the summary on the back.
>VNIf you want me to play a fucking VN it better have the good shit and not just a normalfag meme.
>why didn't my game, "another VN to add to the pile" sell?
>>722660215Grummz favorite game
>>722659791I'm not paying 10$ for a low effort coomerbait VN
>>722659659If I understand the tweets right, then they sold at least 5,895 copiesShy of their 6,000 goal. Still unimpressive. But I'm just saying, it's not 200.
>VN>That titleThis reads like some ironic parody porn thing.I've bought extremely low budget VNs with next to no sales/reviews and been impressed by themBut its gotta be genuine. I want it to feel like the developer really cares about their work and a title like that just reads like its trying to be a cash grab
>>722666339Theres just enough of a game and world for it to work as more than just cg collection, but I can't blame you for seeing rpgm and not wanting to bother. It should be on 95 if you want the free version and probably with a full unlock too. I liked it, but I was damn near blackout drunk when I played through it so I'm biased.
>>722666853>a title like that just reads like its trying to be a cash grabbasically is>[Name] [tags] [key word spam] [additional search term hooks]its so blatant.
If you only buy games at 50% discounts or more, then you have no right to complain about devs using cost cutting measures such as reusing assets, using asset packs or using AI.
>>722659659>Lactating heroine>No breastfeeding and little to no milk play>MC also looks like a faggotDev is a retarded faggot and should live under a bridge
>>722667053fine, i will just dont bother buyinghappy now?
>>722667361Then don't cry about gaming being dead all the time.
>fine, i will just dont bother buying
>>722667481no, i will cry and i will not buy and you will seethe and dilate
gamers are like women on dating appsspoiled for choiceentitled beyond reasonalways demanding more and more while offering less and lessthey choose for what 95% of others choose and create a winner-take-all situationand they know they have all the power because the supply far outpaces the demand
>>722659659Found the real issue.
>>722659659My bigger concern is how did this dogshit sell more than 5000 copies in the first place.
>>722659659>Didnt sell even 200 copies>Over half the people who bought the game reviewed itDoubt
>commit fraud with AI>doesn't even look good>whine that you got away with -only- 6k salesMotherfucker.
>>722659659I blame silksong
>>722664559>ripping off someone elses OCDisrespectful desu
>>722667754>gamer iq on displaythey didn't sell 200 copies during the sale, not since the game was released
>>722667053>If you only buy games at 50% discounts or moreThe discount amount doesn't matter, the pricing has to be relative to the quality of the work. Many indie releases are overpriced for what they are, so it's all about getting into the correct price rangeThe best indies of the year should cost about 20 bucks. Most indie releases never qualify for thisA very good but slightly flawed indie can ask for 15 if it has a lot of content. A good title should be around 10 bucksFirst time projects and/or smaller games should cost around 5 or lessA porn game should be free as a baseline but have options to support the devs directly if you like their work. Games like OP's are asking a lot in return for mediocre content, so they don't sell wellIf you can't match the price standards set by other developpers, then don't complain when your game doesn't sell
>>722659659"Well, at a casual glance, your 'game' seems to be an extended joke based on one of those R18 memes that was going around Twitter last year"
>>722659659Selling around 6000 copies is pretty good for an indie though, innit?assuming a one or two man team.
>>722667053You are not entitled sales for merely existing nor you get to decide value, mud colored american.
>You are not entitled sales for merely existing nor you get to decide value, mud colored american.
>>722659659I'd die of shame if I had such a game in my steam library. Not because it's embarassing but because porn is supposed to be free and all my friends would be able to see that I've paid for it
>>722668298You heard me, swarthy.
>>722668298that is right jeett. BLACK KING
>>722668390>>722668594>t.
>>722667782>using ai is now fraudthe absolute state of liberals
>>722660338you can mark it as private, but at that point why even pay for it?
>>722668705i dont even play porn games so miss me with that coomer shit
>>722668718>nowMight as well sell clipart.
>>722669095You got proof it's AI, or are you just a deranged tranny?
>>722669265he doesn't because he's mentally ill
>>722669265>do you have working eyes?
>>722668718>>722669095>>722669265>>722669357Why are AIfags so insecure?
>>722659659who knew 5695 people would want a tit milk coffee shop anime simulator?
>>722669413>UGH, TRUST ME BRO! IT'S TOTALLY AI!The absolute state of deranged trannies.
>>722669467this bodes well for my hentai enema coffee shop simulator
>>722669357i seen this testit was specially setup to give ai crap advantageit was rigged
>>722659659If you are gonna play a hentai VN , it might as well be one made by Japanese people living in Japan that can barely speak english.
>>722666853>extremely low budget VNs with next to no sales/reviews and been impressed by themName 5 of the best ones.Go.
I don't even look at anything lower than 75% off during a sale.
>>722660215>>722660656I prefer my titles to be as detailed as possible, observe:>...An Angel!?" I Was In The Hospital With Broken Bones And Couldn't Enjoy My Usual Masturbation, And Now My Cock Was At Its Limit! When This Beautiful Nurse Saw Me, She Felt It Was Her Mission To Care For Me, And Kindly And Gently Used Her Hands To Soothe My Rock Hard Dick...
>>722659962probably the 30% cut
>>722667735gooners are the most exploitable market because they need constant, neverending noveltythey buy, then look at it, get bored, then they buy new goon and repeat this process endlesslyits why everyone, their mothers and their dogs wants to go into making porn
>>722660656i was disappointed the game wasn't about giving anime girls lobotomies, because that game doesn't exist.the "monster management" game is lame as hell as well
>>722659962I appreciate the distinction between marketing and advertising. It gets lost in many cases.
People need to ask themselves genuinely if the game they plan to make is something anyone will want. The market is too full, if you aren't making something that will stand out, you should ask yourself if it's really worth it.
>>722670016there is no distinction, my communications major friend.
>>722669921I don't see Nintendo and Sony promoting shovelware from nobodies.
>>722670018no, what people need to ask themselves is if they're making a game they, themselves, would want to play. then, if others agree, yay. if not, oh well, a game I want to play now exists.
>>722670131retard
>>722669586kwab
Add huge hags and preg mechanics and it will sell
>make slop>expect it to sell
>>722670229No, you.
>>722670345But AI can't handle those.
>>722659791This kind of shit used to be a free flash game on Newgrounds.
>>722670018you never know how successful a game will be when it's in early development or before. if that's something you could figure out, it would be figured out by top talent hired by big studios and you'd have Activision and EA and Sony Interactive shitting out a new Undertale and Lethal Company and Vampire Survivors every week instead of investing in AAA production and marketing.
>>722670531that's about 99% of the steam catalog these days
>One Iced Latte With Your Breast Milk, Please! - Anime Coffee Shop Simulator
>>722670547>telling this to a /v/tard who was never even finished a school essay in its life let alone anything elseWhy bother? It's not a sapient human anyways.
>>722670443But my local setup gens pregnant hags just fine?
>>722659659this is my exact fetish, I have over 3000 steam games and all my profile set to private, and I still would never pay a cent for this
>>722670547>a new Undertale and Lethal Company and Vampire Survivors every weekexcept at least one of each is released daily, with the thinnest possible level of differentiation
>>722670849You mean generic anime girl rocking a skin colored ball on her stomach?
>>722662175NTA but even with a card linked to my account it doesn't change anything, the page still doesn't showFor fuck's sake Starmer i wanted to lol at the shit porn game
>>722659659>I deserve millions of sales for my low effort pron VN and it's Steam's fault that I don't Should have never let them on the Platform.
>>722662138Oh wait i didn't even read this properlyThey really require a credit card? What kind of retard even gets a credit card?
>>722659659>I'm owed sales even when I know my game is unpopular
>>722671215I had to get one because it's only way to pay for the Starlink
>>722670727I'm an eternal optimist and I try to educate the consoomer classes>>722670974I mean a new success of that magnitude, not a clone of those games.it's basically impossible to predict such a hit (something that's so successful compared to its production cost) so that's why indies can exist but that's also why almost all of them have to do a lot of work for nothing instead of doing >>722670018
>>722660656>My Gift Lvl 9999 Unlimited Gacha: Backstabbed in a Backwater Dungeon, I'm Out for Revenge!
>>722667754>retard can't read>has some retarded confusion in his retarded brain>is retardedretard
>>722671081I dont have any preg ones to crop without winning a vacation but this will work right?Dont worry about bill in the background
>>722671569>I try to educate the consoomer classesYou can only educate those who actually show potential to be educated. If they actually ask questions. The subhuman you replied to is a lost cause, it will never achieve human status and is probably fine with its subhumanity. Always consider that.
>>722671569>it's basically impossible to predict such a hitit really isn't. do something new and do it well. bam, instant classic.
>>722670531That's basically what's wrong with the world right now. Rampant psychotic greed and desperate measures taken to try and survive. Nobody makes things just to make things because they can't afford to.
>>722672220go get hired by a big publisher. they'd pay you $20M a year for that superpower.
>>722660656I heard that every stand up venue needs to have ''comedy'' in the name so it shows up when you search on google maps. So places like The Mothership has to be The Comedy Mothership. Similar thing with games on the app store, they're way more blunt and descriptive so they show up in searches
>>722672380no, they won't. they'll take any new idea and bury it in live service garbage or an "open world" franchise game.
>>722672509i've gone to stand-up places without comedy in the name and it wasn't pretty
>>722672673your job working for a publisher would be to find promising games and bankroll them for a piece of their gross. that's what publishers do, that's their business model.shit, even if you have like $50K to spend you could make a lot of money by finding the next surprise hit in development (which is apparently so easy to predict) and offer to finance a part of it for like 5% of its gross earnings.
>>722662730. . .and redpilled
Kinda want this dev to get hit by a bus
>>722671904holy mother of sag post sauce
>>722673126yes, it is easy to predict that something new, done well, will be an instant classic. the issue is finding something new, that can be done well, and then not fucking it up. which is difficult for several factors, not least of which is the amount of people who think they'll be as successful as whatever coffee shop simulator that's responsible for the glut of coffee shop simulators by taking a coffee shop simulator and adding porn.
>>722659659>why are indies so entitledSome of it is stupidity and arrogance, but some of it is from a genuine (but misguided) place of 'I worked hard on my game, so I deserve recognition.' It's a byproduct of western education, imo.I think my game has sold maybe 30-40 copies I don't know for sure because I never checked the sales widget in Steam, but I'm making it because I want to and enjoy the experience. Nobody owes me anything.
>>722660838>wahh wahh I hate sex!>North american post>>722667710Oh, lmao
>>722673724Sorry for telling you to fuck off all those times, Cris
>>722673426>yes, it is easy to predict that something new, done well, will be an instant classicgo get hired by a publisher. they'd pay a lot for that superpower.
>>722668718All big AI models are trained on unlicensed data. If you're so pro capitalism why do you think billion dollar companies are allowed to operate like anarchist camp and set their own rules? AI is a fraud because nothing about it is legally and ethically legitimate.
gee, wonder why a VN porn game didn't have any staying power or turn into a FoTM
>>722673842>CrisNo idea who that is, but since all indie devs implicitly know one another, I'll pass the message along during our next secret meeting.
>>722673384>sauceMy computer...?I mostly use it to gen images for my chatbots, my personal favorite is an oni that calls me boyahttps://litter.catbox.moe/fzmaamk4y4gk4gux.pngI also actually don't gen preg images a lot since said chatbots are mostly about impregnation and not already pregnant women.
>>722673963What is your game?
>>722673843so the guy thinking he's educating others is a moron. amazing.
>>722659659Is the game good though? Do you just go around milking bitches or what?
>>722673724>I worked hard on my game, so I deserve recognition.this is the "everyone gets a medal/tropy" phenomenon.
>>722671904Now this is what a true warrior strives for.
>>722674003Western VN heavy on player choice with occasional light gameplay (microgames and limited world exploration). https://store.steampowered.com/app/2803990/XVTM/In EA, but the first 66% of the game is there and near-final. The final EA update with the last bit of the game will be coming in the next month or two. IMO, if it interests you, wait until 10/10 (when I'm putting it back on sale) to buy it, but wait until I release the next update to play, since it includes a lot of game-wide tweaks and improvements.
>>722674038>claims to be able to predict big indie hits>still not getting paid 8 figures by a publisher
>>722674230Thanks anon, I will download the demo and play it tonight, if I like it I will buy day 10
>>722674439protip: to avoid looking like a moron, read entire posts.
>>722674230>its porn
>>722674230Wishlisted it.Any idea if it will run on linux via proton?
>>722659659Devs relying on Steam sale events forget that Elden Ring and newest Resident Evil is also simultaneously on discount at the same time.
>>722659659>Indie game>more than 5$Never pay more than 4$ for a indie game
>>722674513>download the demoDESU anon, the demo is old and crusty and has some issues. If you can overlook the dimmed text and some of the clunky UI placements, go ahead. I'm going to retire the demo when I make the next EA update live.>>722674617It isn't. There's a handful of explicit scenes, but it's not a porn game. >>722674625>Linux on ProtonAbsolutely no idea. It's made in Unity for Windows and I've not ported it to anything else. You could try downloading the demo and seeing if that works on Linux w/Proton, since it's the same game environment (Unity) and the final game is just the same thing with all the content back in. Thanks for the Wishlist, too.
>>722674878>it's not a porn game.>y-yeah its m-marked as adult only but its n-not pornmost self-aware indie dev
>>722674547I read your entire post. you can't predict the next big indie hit. there's thousands of games in development with their developers showing them off to everybody all the time. you can't pick the next big hit. if you could, you'd be hired by a publisher to do it.
>>722670547No, you're just wrong, and you're talking to some butthurt troon mad no one bought his shit. You can tell by a glance most indie shit is not worth it. None of these losers have the capacity to make something worth playing. They settle for zombie game 57372695 or undertale but shitty 47585929 and they get mad when no one buys it but no one ever will.
>>722670727No one bought your bullshit because it sucks ass. You aren't an artist and you never made anything worth looking at. Cry about it.
>>722674973The next big hit will be something new, done well. Not a clone of an older/popular game. its pretty simple. for some reason the video game industry as a whole has decided to collectively forget that what made video games an industry was novelty, not copying the last big hit.
>>722659659Maybe don't make games that look like shit, or worse, generic AI looking shit. Maybe make something that looks good and unique.You might get better numbers.
>>722659659https://noa3.itch.io/cowtasticThanks for reminding me this game exists.
>>722674943>marked adult onlySteam uses a MPAA/ESRB-style system where they look at the 'most explicit' single piece of content in your game to decide your rating. So, if your game has a single exposed boob anywhere, even if it only happens once for a few seconds, you get an immediate T for Teen. Since my game has both occasional explicit violence and rare (but semi-explicit) sex scenes, Valve decided it was Adult Only and my options were to edit it (to censor the content down to Mature) or accept the AO and leave the content in place. I didn't want to censor, so I kept the AO.
>>722675203>be indie dev>fuck up>blame the storefront
>>722674975it's not hard to spot an indie game that will flop, because almost all indie games will flop.the point is if you saw say Vampire Survivors or Garry's Mod three months before release, you'd probably think they're ngmi shit.but if you wouldn't, you can get hired by a publisher to find the next Vampire Survivors or Garry's Mod and offer them publishing deals.see when you're confident about predicting how successful a game will be, that's the same kind of delusional confidence that a game developer has when he's predicting his game will be a success. the difference is the game developer at least had some skin in the game while you're just prognosticating.
>>722675270The ratings are determined by humans, so it's always an x-factor as to how they'll interpret things. Better that than some kind of nightmarish Youtube-style AI that vaguely infers what your content is.
>>722675114>Stardew Valley>earned quarter of a billion dollars
>>722675356>Garry's ModObvious for it's time it would be successful, don't be absurd.
>>722675203>I didn't want to censor, so I kept the AO.Based.
>>722675445why didn't you offer him a publishing deal?
>>722675369you need to learn to admit fault.
>>722675435now lets look at the million other clones of harvest moon
>>722675531Why would I? This has nothing to do with me.
>>722675356vampire survivors put a shitty/functional roguelike on phones. garry's mod was what people were hoping for when valve started shilling the gravity gun.shit at this point vampire survivors has the market cornered on that type of game because no other clone will have as much content or shit to unlock.
>Make trash>Sell almost no copiesAs much as publishing companies suck they do help people realize what will actually sell by refusing to take garbage. Nowadays anyone can put the worst shit in the world on amazon, steam, soundcloud, etc. and then wonder why their "passive income stream" only generates them 100 dollars a month.
>>722675715>Halls of Torment>20 Minutes Till Dawn>Brotatoeach game is a clone of Vampire Survivors and each game set its developer for life
>>722659659How’s the combat? Is there a huge world to explore? Oh…it’s a visual novel, never mind.
>>722675998Porn sites are the worst nowJust inundated with AI garbage and jeets
>>722676129and now lets look at the three million other clones of vampire survivors
>>722675998There has never been a more dev friendly meritocratic environment for small teams and independent developers than Steam. You'll never get a better shot than right now. There are many, many examples of people building their own audiences from scratch during the entire development process. Unless you create an environment where every single person gets to have their hand held by daddy and given equal showtime on the storefront, it's never going to be better than it is.
>>722659659My game sells 1 copy a month. I only get paid by Steam twice a year. However, during sales, even though I don't put the game on sale, it still sells 2-4. Don't know why.
>>722675435If steam wasn't down I'd dump a pile of obscure indie farming games that haven't made much if any money at all
>>722669746Best is hard to say, but I'll name 5 I at least don't see talked about that often that I liked playing.>Cross the Boundaries>SumireKind of a stretch to call it a VN I suppose, at the very least its sorta a choose your own adventure game>Analogue: A hate story>Root Letter>2236 AD
>>722676430don't give them the advertising. discovery queue is already completely worthless because of them.
>>722676340Link?Maybe a good amount of people only go looking for new games to buy during sales.
>>722660215>>722663024>>722669828>One Iced Latte With Your Breast Milk, Please! - Anime Coffee Shop SimulatorOozing with insincerity, feels like the author is so insecure in their sexuality that they need to hide it behind several layers of ironic humor. Prime ironic weeb core shit.>...An Angel!?" I Was In The Hospital With Broken Bones And Couldn't Enjoy My Usual Masturbation, And Now My Cock Was At Its Limit! When This Beautiful Nurse Saw Me, She Felt It Was Her Mission To Care For Me, And Kindly And Gently Used Her Hands To Soothe My Rock Hard Dick...Cringe but in a very sincere and endearing way, you know that this was created because someone came up with this very specific idea and wanted to make it into reality. No memes, no ironic humor, just based erotic content.
>>722676430Ok but they need to be high effort like the dev put at least 1 year constantly working on it.
>>722676598Some of them aren't necessarily bad though, but yeah
>>722663012It would be one thing if it's previous highest discount was 0 or even 10% but it was 20% less than a month earlier so why would anyone fucking care, if your game is $10 you need at least a 10% change in discount or else people will just round it off to the same price in their head.
>>722662138Same, i miss being able to look at retarded AI shovelware or ports for old ecchi games.How long until some big leak reveals the dumbasses who actually gave their info to age ID verifcation services already?
>>722676769Not being bad is not good enough when you have this much competition. You deliberately chose to make something that requires you to understand it will struggle to get any traction. It is worth it to ask yourself if the investment of time and effort will be worth it. If you absolutely NEED to make your farming sim game fine, but to spend years making it there is no chance you don't come to understand it'll likely get no attention at all. No one owes every harvest moon clone a glance.
Why do people constantly try to force controversies around Steam? It's not Valve's job to advertise their game for them and as a consumer I don't care if some literally who game sells less than 200 copies. I have plenty of games to play and indie devs aren't my friends.
>>722678046Because they couldn't hack it in the market. Therefore there must be something wrong with it. It can't ever be any other reason. Everyone who puts together an indie game deserves a giant sack of money and adoration of nerds everywhere. It is a basic human right. They are owed your money, chud.
>>722673178I'll wash it down with a glass of milk
>>722675152oh right, pic to catch attention.
>>722660215Completely mogged by Cowtastic Cafe, which is 100% free (itch, etc). What the fuck were these people thinking?
I like boobs but not lactation.
>>722678637>Mama hated that.
>>722678046I always took it as some kind of desperation marketing strategy, like that girl who whined about her game getting fucked because EA stealth-dropped the C&C remaster series on the same day. Make a crying social media post in a bid to get some pity sales.
>>722678637When I was a baby my mother would tease me with her nipple then give me the bottle.And that's why I strangle mulatto teenage runaways.
>>722679059It isn't every day that you see a Loaded Weapon reference on /v/...
>>722678046see >>722674103
>PAY AI SLOPPERS WHAT THEY'RE WORTH!What goes around really does come around
>>722659659the discount percentage doesn't fucking matterthe actual price mattersand for this game, that should be $0.05 max
Video games are in such a shitty state for the last decade.
>>722679659all because adobe killed flash, forcing all those trash games onto steam.
>>722659659videogames can only be 3dthis 2d slop should not be on steam or on /v/>but le pongnot a video game
>>722659659>make a shit fetish porn visual novel>wonder why nobody is searching the lucrative "feed anime boys my titty milk in coffee" genre>drop price from $10 to $7.50>YO WHY ISN'T ANYBODY BUYING MY THIS ULTRA LARGE DISCOUNTCongratulations, you've discovered the problem with making a niche genre. The funny thing is that you could've made it with a big fat man jizzing in the coffee and it probably would've sold more. There are more gay men who fantisize about drinking cum than there are trannies who fantisize about getting working breasts and forcing people to drink their breast milk.>>722663012>>biggest discount>>25%>lolThe funny think is that looking at steamdb, they did have it discounted before... at 10% off. As if anyone gives a shit about a random game with only a 10% discount.
>>722680004Steve Jobs killed Flash.I don't know where he's buried but if I did I'd want to go shit on his grave.
>>722670531You got paid for uploading your games to flash portals. Some would even pen exclusive contracts with developers. I made decent money for a 13 year old on Konregate. Had to use my parent's bank information to get my payouts though.
>>722669357I actually did this test and I only got one wrong (and it was me thinking real art was AI not the other way around) despite all the images being compressed as shit so you can't actually see them properly. They were also deliberately cherry-picked to try to catch people out and the AI images were mostly abstract Jackson Pollock type shit no one would consider art even if a human did it. To submit your results you had to subscribe to his substack (which I, and I'm guessing most people, didn't do) so the results are heavily biased in that regard.This guy is also a Jew, who bots his twitter followers, btw not sure if that matters.
>>722659659Oh come on, at least in the past the indie devs were whining about their platformer #245125 not selling, at least there was SOME game in there. A 3 hour visual novel better fucking blow your mind with its writing and art to be worth any money.
>>722673996Post the char card if its useable with ST
>>722680193oh right, because he wanted all those shitty flash games on the app store.
>>722680004these games are on steam because valve started allowing it, not because flash died
>>722680436>jackson pollock>not considered art>eceleb reaction image>moronevery time
>>722680436thank you for your service anon
>>722680661The average person does not give a shit about Jackson Pollock "paintings", and no one considers the art itself to have any quality or worth outside a purely materialistic monetary amount driven by art speculators. His shit was the AI-generated NFT crypto scam of its time.
>>722680661Nigga Pollock is the epitome of an industry plant, this isn't "all art made after X date bad" or "all non-figurative art bad" Pollock literally splattered paint on a canvas so the Jews at the CIA could claim the US had an artistic movement that was better than socialist realism>uhh the renowned critic Saul Greenberg said figurative art is kitschDon't care
>>722680865you are projecting your mindset onto othersyou've also never seen a pollock in person.
>>722680939>x was y! just ignore the thing that said it wasn'tits always nice to be able to validate any conclusion you want by actively ignoring all the contradicting evidence.
>>722680436Yeah I have yet to see one of those tests feature just regular chatgpt tier ai slop pics and claim that people can't tell the difference. It's always some 30x30 pixels hypercompressed impressionist paintings. Yeah I guess it's hard to tell if random splatters of paint of the screen were made by AI or some guy dipping his dick in paint, you got me there.
>>722659659>game>it's a VN
>>722681104Then give the contradicting evidence
>>722680997>you don't get it man, come look at my CCF sponsored slop in person>I paid a lot of money for it okay?At least NFT niggas aren't literally sponsored by the US government>>722681104Some Jew's opinion is not evidence.
>>722659659This shit scares me. I have wanted to be a game dev for over a decade and yet I have never taken the plunge outside of abandoned projects.
>>722680997it's so beautiful...no one could do this... i... i'm tearing up... this... now this is the epitome of art and human creation...
>>722669357>1000 retards were deliberately selected and intentionally provided shitty stick figure drawings by people vs copied masterworks by AI>See?! People LOVE AI!Why are they so keen on selling this bullshit? Oh yeah, they tied it to the US economy and when it crashes it will crash the entire world economy.
>>722681224see >>722680939
>>722680997>you've also never seen a pollock in person.this is the most pretentious 4chan post made since 4chan's inception
>>722660215>>722660656>videogames are now like amazon where every product that isn't well known enough has seo tags stuffed into the title
>>722681320>>722681509you remember how your parents told you the internet isn't real life? they were right.
>>722659659>Adult content>It's heterosexual bullshitIgnore that, Frank. It's not worth a buy.
>>722680004>heiwachan vanished instead of making cheap but not AI slop flash h-games on steamIt doesn't feel like it...
>>722681537lmao, you're Jewish
Whats the exact limits on porn games on steam now? I thought they were removing them? Do they allow snuff games?
>>722681537You are either a jew, or you paid 250k for your art degree, seething you can't get any "shows" (you have no connections)
>>722681537please inform us how seeing the big canvas in person magically changes the fact some guy just splattered paint on a canvas.
>>722681621you live in a bubble reality constructed entirely of memes.
>>722659659Devs like this should learn and move on to make a better game. The VN audience is super small and they only play games made by japanese devs..
>>722681754go see some and find out for yourself>>722681752tell us more about this person you imagined and immediately decided was real and is posting on 4chan
>>722681537The Internet literally is real life now. A majority of people spend a majority of their time on the Internet, including my parents. Since 2008 every major election globally has been decided by the Internet, and the Internet has been manipulating stock prices and markets since well before then.The only people who say "the Internet is not real life" are coping seethers who need to defer to a mythical "real life" where their opinions are valid and their statements are true because on the Internet they're getting BTFO'd.
>>722659659>le epic soiboi nerd gets sexNobody buys this american pie anime edition crap
>>722660080An AAA game being 70$/80 euros and having 50% discount would still put the game at 35$/40 euros, so they're still raking money big time.
>>722661186>/vpol/ thinks every deviation from the bog standard is le dei>having an injury is dei>having the common cold is dei>breathing is dei
>>722681761No, as a matter of fact I know Pollock's history and I know his supporters.
>>722681839>guys, guys, you don't understand... Seeing random paint splatters on a canvas in person is so powerful!!!! it's real art!!!!You modern """art""" types never clamor this much over actual skilled paintings. Why is it you insist on defending Pollock's CIA shilled crap, instead of the works of actual good artists? Very interesting.
>>722681839Non argument. I can appreciate other art on a screen, and I have gone to galleries. I don't care about the narrative on the plaque. If the story of its creation is what matters, try writing a book instead, faggot
>>722682048This is the most retarded strawman ever.>every deviation from the bog standard is dei>>having the common cold is dei>>breathing is deiHow are these deviations from the bog standard?
>>722664118Its better to gift furry or futa games for funsies. Hell your friends might even make a video rejecting the gift.
>>722681882while the reasons your parents told you the internet isn't real life weren't exactly correct, they were ultimately right.because the internet is entirely semi-shared thoughtspace, any thought can be validated effortlessly and contradictions of that thought will be ignored. since language is a very small part of communication, (you) automatically fill in the blanks with whatever validates your ego, which you instantly decide are real when (you) are not aware you're doing it. meaning the internet is a semi-self-reinforcing delusion.
>>722659962Probably because Valve releases so much shovelware (their indie shit) per day on Steam that they should probably have a big blinking "HERE'S YOUR SLOP, INDIEPIGGIES" ad for indie buyers.Imagine buying Indie shit. LMAO.
>>722659659More momma milkies for the millennials.
>>722660104Plus>It's heterosexual porn>The market that has flooded Steam with numerous titty and vagina gamesHe'd have had better luck if he had hardcore gay sex in it.
>>722682132>I can appreciate other art on a screenyou're just further confirming that you've never seen a work of art in person. but hey, odds are you're a third worlder, you'll never see a work of art in person, so all you can do is cope.
>>722682441did you even read his post, holy shit
>>722682482lying on the internet is, ultimately, just lying to yourself, as you're the only person who's going to believe it.
>>722682315This is not a rebuttal to the verifiable fact that Pollock was an industry plant btw
>>722682610wow its almost like its a completely different subject or something zomg
>>722682568that's nice dear, now go enjoy your random paint splatters
>>722682568Projection is a hell of a drug, but it'll take more than that to persuade sane people that your fixations are worth their time.
>A safe mode with image censorship is available. There are no sex scenes or depictions of genitals. Contains non-explicit sexual content and nudity. Themes of death, depression, and religion. Lewd jokes and dialogues.hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>722663353Oh no, someone sees I played "FUCK ME HARDER DADDY - a Gay dating sim"! Good heavens! I'm getting the vapors from embarrassment.Grow a pair and own you jackin' it on main, Aaron Rodericks.
>>722682779its always amazing the lengths browns will stretch for a "no u."
>>722659659Looks like absolute junk and the name confirms it's bad.
>>722682754Okay, I accept your concession that Pollock was garbage as an artist and that he was promoted purely as a weapon against Sovietism, which the Jews of the 1960s and onwards saw as parallel to National Socialism.I don't care about your personal pretension to worldliness; I find it embarrassing. I care about what Pollock was, and Pollock was fucking trash.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/modern-art-was-cia-weapon-1578808.html
>>722682998see? self-reinforcing validation. you decide you've won and nothing can refute that, because you keep all interactions behind an abstraction layer.thanks for proving my point.
>>722682916>enjoys splattered poo on a canvas>calling anyone else brown
>>722682916Self-fellatio is generally considered unacceptable behavior in public.
>>722682315>(you) automatically fill in the blanks with whatever validates your ego, which you instantly decide are real when (you) are not aware you're doing it.Like when you claim everyone in "real life" thinks Jackson Pollock is the best so you can protect your ego from everyone ITT calling him shit?
>>722667481Gaming is not dead, more games release every day than the market can even handle. Even the most dedicated no life troons who speedrun every single game or the jeets who trophy collect literally every game they can buy cannot keep up. No one can keep up. No one even wants to.
>>722683110I think all the people lighting you up are a better indicator.
>>722683216Admittedly, he didn't say that, but his own words aren't much better
>>722683110Will you realize you're blatantly doing exactly what you're describing?
>>722669828
>>722683348>goes for the "no u" againlmao>>722683240more than one person can be wrong/stupid at a time. (you) don't get a monopoly on that.
>>722683471Praying this is elaborate bait
>>722683471>more than one person can be wrong/stupid at a time.you decide you've won and nothing can refute that, because you keep all interactions behind an abstraction layer.
>>722683471What you *could* do is try to mount a defense of Pollock on the basis of what virtues his work supposedly presents in person.
>>722659913>>722671215What’s wrong with a credit card?
>>722683595A lot of people don't like them because you're basically borrowing money to buy random bullshit and then have to pay it back with interest. I only have a debit card.
>>722659659This shit doesn't even have a thread on f95, I'm shocked it even reached nearly 6000 copies sold.I wonder how much BaDIK sold.
>>722683592Why would he do that when he already "won" in his head when he made his first post?
>>722683568Except I posted a concise explanation about how the internet isn't real life, and (you) immediately proved it correct.Thanks for playing.
>>722683592See it in person. You can't. Thus the discussion is over.
>>722683592>>722683568>>722683471Mr. modern art faggot won't ever provide an actual case for his argument because all modern art is based in pretention. Liking it makes you superior and a member of the enlightened in group and everyone else is an idiotic peon. These people don't care about skill, craft, virtue, etc., only performances.
>>722683737see? self-reinforcing validation.
if there's no actual fucking in the game what's the fucking point of making a porn game
>>722683868>if you say jackson pollock's work had more to it than just paint splatter you defend all modern arti accept your concession.
>>722683981Ill take your lack of denial as a confession then
>>722683868He's already changed the subject to be about something more abstract (pardon the pun) so he can still "win" and protect his ego. He won't even acknowledge that his original butthurt stems from people saying Pollock isn't art.
>>722683884>he's just going to keep going "no u"sad. this is also kinda like the dunning-kruger effect. if you ever make the choice to cite it, you'll immediately get a "no u."I get that you have your ego tied up in your terminal onlinedness.
>>722683815Yeah, it's a status pull, I get it, I'm calling that out. I had a friend once defend Rothko on a similar basis and he described the effect his canvases supposedly have in person. I wasn't totally sold, but at least he made the attempt. Made me respect Rothko a little more.Go on, anon. What are we missing out on?
>>722684059>hah, you didn't deny my strawman that means its correct
>>722683463At least you know what you're getting.
>>722684168Its as simple as saying you arent being a performative faggot. Is that so hard?
>>722683868I don't want to say that. I'm quite a fan of Futurism, Impressionism, social/heroic realism etc. and those are modern styles. "Modern art" is basically just art made after the camera.There is a particular racket that's like what you're describing but it's better to just call it Jewish art lmao
>>722684110>nooo you can't point out my country doesn't have museams that's a "status pull!"
>>722683815>The virtues of Pollock's work? See it in person....
>>722684263I'm an American lol
>>722684250tell us more about what you made up and decided was real.
>>722684256Some jews make decent stuff occasionally so I don't think thats a good designation either
>>722684081If you were the master debater you thought you were you would have convinced me of the value of Pollock's art by now instead of constantly screaming "I WON!" and dismissing everything as le "no u".
>>722684321Yep. >>722684331see >>722682568
>>722684373My goal isn't to convince you, my goal is to get you to make a fool of yourself.I'd post a smug reaction image but I'm not a huge faggot, so I don't have a folder of them. My words have always been enough.
>>722684335dont you have a gallery to go jerk off in?
>>722684263>museams
>>722684573>make a fool of yourselfUhhh nonny someone is being laughed at and its not him>I'm not a huge faggotThe evidence in this thread suggests otherwise
>>722684573If by "making a fool" you mean "asking for a compelling argument while you suck your own cock" then gg i guess
>>722684649I have no idea what that word means and I derive a sense of superiority from it.>>722684584>nnooooo u can't be to using grammer mistakes in teh greentexts!
>>722684789I've seen art in person. You haven't. I have life experience. You don't. You have internet experience.
>>722684573Finally found the shift key I see.The fact that my smug reaction image added to your seethe means it has served it's purpose gives it value — ironically more value than anything Jackson Pollock has ever made has.
>>722684942Keep thinking that mr "lying on the interent"
>I love pollock paintings so much but I would never ever ever ever ever ever say what makes them good
>>722684942pics or it didn't happen, poorfag.
This kind of game would never get picked up by a publisher.The only use for making a game like this would be to lie about its success and put it on your resume that you're the founder of XY Company. Even then I doubt anyone would take you seriously if they find out your game is called "Anime Breast Milk Cafe".
>>722684980
>>722685141>meeting girlfriend's parents>so Emma says you make games? what kind of games?
>>722685316So you *do* have a folder of smug reaction images, and you are a huge faggot.
>>722685316I know you're going to say "no u" like a broken record, but this is literally what you have done for the entire thread.
>>722685141If you make anime breast milk cafe you're probably a fucking retard and you never thought this far ahead. It never occurs to you it's revolting bullshit. It never occurs to you it won't sell. It didn't even occur to this clown that complaining his hentai smut didn't sell boatloads is embarrassing.
>>722685686the embarassment is lessened by being semi-anonymous, like Pollack-anon
>>722685525or i copypasted https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EwVT0KPVcAIA9K6.jpg in the file field.
>>722685656I don't need to tell myself that you're mad to feel better. the fact you're proving me correct is the entertaining part.
>>722685761Yeah we get it, you're a faggot, you love gobbling cock, and you love gargling cum, and you love getting railed for hours blah blah blah
>>722680387>You got paid for uploading your games to flash portalswut ? only a select few got paid the rest was uploaded free, same shit with the songs and art you could find on NG
>>722685761>or I copied it from twitterSo you're an even HUGER faggot?
>>722685828Congrats, you're an empath.
>>722685852>what is a search enginejesus dude. not only are you art illiterate you're tech illiterate.
>>722685925I'm engaged only with what (you)'re posting. I don't need to tell myself anything. You provide everything.
>>722659659why would I buy a pedo Visual Novel? fuck off nigger
>>722682181>not accepting it and streaming the entire walkthrough so both of you can enjoy itShit friends senpai
>>722686021That's crazy because I was thinking the exact same thing!
>>722685945Search engines work by returning results from websites searched for, such as twitter. Did you really not know this?
>>722686119and we're back to "no u."
>>722686031>brings up pedos out of nowheregetting pedo vibes from this post
>>722686175Got anything else to say? this getting boring
>>722686156i never understand why people enjoy looking stupid. is it the sense of control?
>>722670131>get complimented for being knowledgeable>confesses you're actually an idiot
>>722659707this. while other, good, games have a -75% to -90% discount. and there's plenty of those.
>>722686276>the truth is boringwell, yeah, especially when you're struggling to refute it
>>722686412well when you actually stop sucking yourself off and post that truth lemme kno
>>722660838s/belly/scrotum/we need more futa cock vore games
>>722664118Even better>Not gifting One Iced Latte With Your Breast Milk, Please! - Anime Coffee Shop Simulator to a Saudi Prince on steam to make friends with him
>>722686278
>>722686501I'm sorry my objective superiority is such a problem for you.
>>722685686I think his real mistake was making hentai smut targeted at men. He could've written something generic like "My Date with Count Dracula" and gotten a few hundred downloads. Then he could sell the game as a tragic love story or something.
Why don't coomers buy games?
>>722686637... an icon for the website that's hosting the image who's url i copied.and jesus you even have transparent eceleb images to paste onto other images? what the fuck.
>>722686708Visa and Mastercard.
>>722686721>he website that's hosting the image who's url i copied.And what website would that be? Think really hard.
>>722686708>AI renpy slop>game
>>722686818pbs from what I can tell from the url
>>722687000What prompted you to decide to look stupid? The sense of control?
>>722687207you're desperate to validate an image of me as a twitterfag, because used google image search to find an old maymay that shows people are waking up to how the internet isn't real life.
>>722687304You used Internet memes from twitter to prove you're not terminally online?
>>722671904>>722673996I normally hate this stuff but my dick just started moving on its own
>>722687525>you googled something? that means you're terminally onlineyou keep stretching further and further for the fabled "no you."
>>722670849>my local setup gens pregnant hags just fine?>>722687629>I also actually don't gen preg images a lotSo that anon was right, it can't handle it.
>>722687772I think this argument itself is proof that you're terminally online.
>>722686708I will never touch wegs.
>>722688026its more that you're clearly ashamed of it
>>722678637holy fagoli
>>722686619How the fuck does a Saudi prince accumulate 40K HOURS on fucking Dota 2? Doesnt he have anything better to do with his weeb ass life? Is every day Dota 2 day for him?
>>722688465Like how you're so ashamed of Jackson Pollock's art you keep changing the subject away from it?
>>722687796I dont gen anything. I've thought about it, but I think thats a step too far for my own personal self hatred.
>>722689030there's thousands of Saudi princes.
>>722689169Sorry, was meaning to reply to >>722673996
>>722689226And? Are you implying that every Saudi Prince uses this profile? Because you dont make any kind of sense.Isnt the Saudi Prince title supposed to come with some sort of responsibilities? Even if thats not the case, having 40k hours in Dota and spending a shitload of money on dota battle pass and items, is haram as fuck. His father would have gone Middle Eastern on his ass if he finds out about this
>>722689030>How does a guy born with so much money he never has to work in his life get 40k hours in a video gameHave you considered that maybe he likes playing vidya? He might also just leave it on, he probably doesn't have anywhere near 40k hours of actual playtime.
>>722682148>/vpol/ tourists don't know it's not normal to have the common cold>/vpol/ tourists don't know how to follow a line of thought detailing a slippery slope (proven to not be a fallacy)
>>722683687If you're financially literate, they offer more flexibility with funds and you don't pay interest
>>722689556>spending a shitload of money on dota battle pass and itemsHoly shit dude, these people have so much money they could buy a massive yacht, sink it 2 hours later and not give a shit. Do you seriously think a few thousand dollars spent on DOTA is anything they would care about?
>>722689657>proven to not be a fallacy...by /vpol/
>>722689030Probably an Elon thing where he has a rotating pool of people who he pays to play on his account to farm ranks and gear and shit.
>>722689686this desu>pay my bills with my credit card>pay off the card immediately>get a ton of bonus points>use the points via google pay to buy gameseasythose bills are going to get paid one way or another so I might as well get something backit's been years since I got it and I've never paid interestplus credit cards have better protections than debit cards, if someone takes your debit card info and drains your account you're gonna have a worse time than if the same happens with a credit card
>>722662338You voted for conservatives, now deal with it.
>>722689556>He doesn't have a Dota2 only computer on his palace that runs Dota2 24/7لن تنجح يا صديق
>>722669828I want this to be real.
>>722689556>And? Are you implying that every Saudi Prince uses this profile? Because you dont make any kind of sense.No, I'm saying that being a Saudi prince isn't anything special.>Isnt the Saudi Prince title supposed to come with some sort of responsibilities?For almost all of them - no.>His father would have gone Middle Eastern on his ass if he finds out about thisThe kinds of things those guys do, playing Dota for 40k hours is normoid tier.
>>722659659I can't even tell if this is actually porn. There is so much wrong with this fucking product why would he expect it to sell.
>>722660215What should the title have been, smart guy?
>>722659659>My coomer game didn’t sellI heard McDonalds is hiring, faggot.
>>722659659Did nobody inform him that shop sim shovelware only benefits devs who could eat for years on 200 sales?
mfers will really come in here and defend whatever this is
>>722662138Don't worry, anon, it won't be long before everything that you do online will need to be authorised through a mandatory ID.
>>722692396I kinda see three people in that, the one on the right looks like they have an erection
>>722692396Looks like schizoanon from /ic/
>>722661098>stealing designCan't you get sued for this?
>>722659659the 200 copies refers to the sale period, they've nearly sold 6,000 in 6 months which is great for a no-name porn game by a team of literal whomsif they're upset at that they probably were tricked by grifters that there was one weird trick to becoming an indie millionaire. that's never been true
>>722692682no snitching
>>722659659OP pic not related
>>722692682that's just a sailor uniform one piss retard. Jesus fuck
>>722662138Good, maybe now you'll actually put effort into contributing to the economy, finding a wife and having children. It's honestly insane the government has to go to such lengths to get zoomers to stop jerking off to anime porn, go outside and ask a woman out.
>>722692396Three bloodied people confronting a woman with knife fingers.
>>722659659>biggest discount>25%lol, lmao, rofl
>>722692712and not just a porn game but a fetish one with a gross sounding titleby ruskiesand there's only 3 sex scenes total???6000 copies is equivalent of like a grand slam home run for these sort of odds
>>722660656that title is literally just trying to milk(no pun intended) a meme for visibilityhttps://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2207676-iced-latte-with-breast-milk
I vaguely recall pirating this and skipping through everything and being disappointed the boobs were too small, and I don't even think there was that much focus on milk
>>722686390>while other, good, games have a -75% to -90% discount.Those games are also trash locked at $69.99 5 years after release so those discounts only bring it down to where 5 year old games USED to be priced normally. There's no reason to discount 90% off a $5 game, at that point you're making 30 cents after valves jew cut and taxes. Might as well just make it free
>>722692682Getting a lot of boss baby vibes from this
>>722666130>Steam is fine with loli games nowwhat
>>722692787I'm impressed that shit is still alive. Love these PVP games that demand a ton of players but not have them f2p
>>722659659>that titleyeah real normie seller you got there buddy
>>722659659>basing your game off a stale twitter meme
