NEW UPDATE DROPPING IN 4 HOURSDefault Spot of the day is the new Snake Run, feel free to suggest others if you find them.Glitches supposed to be fixed, who knows.Post clips.
>>722660870
patch notes for ants?
>>>/vm/1997632
>>722660870>Friday August 29th we streaming skate./4 I'm gonna go live as soon as servers are up (10am PT), stay tunedCome on dude
This fuckin game makes me want to learn how to skate >>722660974 lol. lmao
>>722660956Skater eyes not strong enough to read that?
>>722661190i cannoot read through my cataracts
>>722661241>i cannoot read through my cataractsBetter hit a sick line on the way to the optometrist. Make sure to get some footy, remember footy means footage.
>>722661036It is the only one that pops up on google that I can save as jpg, someone used the bigger pic in the last thread so I get duplicate error
my challenges only reset in 4 hours so have this clip instead
https://streamable.com/ca6xfdPosting some retardation to help the thread get roling.
i had this random dude cheer me on as i was trying my trick, that was pretty cool
>>7226619451 inch fan
>>722661945I like running up to people and throwing my arms up and down, it's always fun when they respond.
>>722662243You look like you want uppies.
>>722661945>>722662243I do the same when I see people trying cool shitA shame that other players don't appear during challenges
>>722661628Noice, lol>>722661809Noice, would be cool to crisscross back and forth between the diagonal beams
>The replay editor often captures stuttering during export>We’re working on a solution and will keep you updated on our progress.the fact this is even brought up as a known issue they are working on, rather than simply being "yeah whatever the Replay update is December so we ain't doing shit for now", gives me a sliver of hope. there are a lot of vague improvement listings in the patch notes like better chargen, materials, and navmeshes could add up to be a nice patch...please quote me to laugh when the patch is a shitty nothingburger
>>722662560The patch notes were some of the most vague and shitty ones i have seen in a while.
>>722662625>tfw EA either does vague patch notes or le epic quirky chungus sims ones
Debating staying up to see the update but may be fucked by a 1 hour maintenance period or some shit...
i have retired mr clean for the moment
>>722662243I prefer setting up dumpsters for bails and flossing on those that can't make jumps.
>>722662939We welcome lumberjack jesus.
>>722662939sad to see him go
wanted to footplant off the pipe but don't think that's possible. stupid spot anyway
>>722663035truth be told he may not survive all that long
>>722662837Stay up late.
>>722663658>heThat's a female face
>>722662837All we're really getting is meme ramps everywhere and a few new challenges, I don't think that's worth staying up for.
Just a heads up for those of you looking for a new controller. I know a lot of us use the 2c, and some of you probably think it's not a very good controller. But if you need a controller replacement that's not a piece of shit, the 2c is currently $10 on amazon.Yes, it's only $10 in this color.
>>722663658>that faceplantouchie
>>722663789i dunno about all that, but he does love big trannies
>>722664000new customization and new shop too, probably a big company like dime with a skatepark
do we have an eta for the update?
>>722664014Good looking out. I used to run a pink 360 controller and have been looking to get a replacement for years.
>>722663789You dating the bearded lady or something?
>>722664079>staying up for a shopAnon, I...
>>7226641213hours 20 minutes if it is the same time as challenge rotations
>>722664269>Not staying up to be the first one to get footy and shut down all the new spotsNot gonna make it with the wolves, kid.
turns out if you double grab, you can somehow flip really fast, first time it's happened
another stupid line with a willy
>>722664269We WILL be buying the drag outfit
>>722661075do it faggot
Ouchie
>>722665125that'll buff out
>>722665147nice transem
*transfem
>>722664403what does footy mean again?
>>722664403im a skater, not a furry
>>722664741https://youtu.be/5F0IQQrIn6M>>722665125AHX>>722665147Noice. Need to see someone use the loop and giga roll-in during lines>>722664509Thanks for the tip
>>722665392footage
>>722665392footy is the sweat that builds up on skater girl feet
I'm glad the rapture didn't actually happen (again)We'd have missed out on the piss filter and battlepass.
character spazzed out at the end but the camera angle hides it somewhat
>>722665392It's short for footwork, you know, the stuff you do on your board to make it flip out all crazy during gnarly lines! Don't worry... you'll get the hang of it.
>>722665469>big willie style mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pdH1Ba3A7Y
>connection lost>can't reconnectSo they're already working on season 1?
>>722665482imagine, for a moment if you will, the smell
>>722666009works on my machine
>>722665657these guys were so dope freshman year of hs. i had their reptar shirt lol
leaked footage from the new update
>>722666338https://youtu.be/LQj--Kjn0z8
>>722666338>actual snake runsigh....
>>722666338soul
>>722666629We're getting a new snake run instead of the ones we already played in other games. If the response is good they will probably add even more.
skaters when they took an embarrassing fall and get up to try and act like it didn't hurt
>>722667043if its so new and flashy then why does it look like plywood shit constructed by the eds using miscellaneous scrap they found around the cul-de-sac
>>722667294So lumberjack Jesus doesn't die skating it since plywood is way more forgiving. Also, am I fucking up times or is this shit dropping in an hour and a half?
>>722667916add an hour.
>>722667916open up the map in game and look at the timer on daily challenges retards
>>722667246>haha yeah im good
>>722664014*must be an Amazon Prime member for this dealGood thing I have my trusty SN30pro
>>722668347I'm on that and ffs they don't have shit and most good stuff I find is paywalled. Want to watch Peacemaker season 2 but no... Brb checking if they have Gleaming the Cube
reposting because i just think it's neat. and a miracle i got minimal stutter in a long line.
>>722668731>Want to watch Peacemaker season 2 but noWait, for real? I binge watched the first season literally 2 days ago, and was planning on hitting season 2 later tonight.
>>722668917shorty with a booty
last time i posted a ghettobird i did it wrong, so here's a correct one
>>722668917The lobbed flips just make it so much better. Good shit.>>722668268Not an expert, but those are looking like signs of CTE.
>>722669937holy crap you just jumped over that guy
>>722670063he didn't seem too impressed
>>722668946Yeah, double check to see if it is just my country, but no season 2 for me. Also searching and you have to be kidding me, Gleaming the Cube is not available in my country... They really holding out for Blurays sales of that fkn movie?
>>722668946>>/t/
>>722670390Shut your bitch ass up.
>>722670320Rad is 3.99 and one of the most dogshit xtreme movies ever, The Dirtbike Kid is also paywalled. Wtf
>>722670390this hater is on a generational run
>>722668268he's fine due to the extra calcium
>>722668917
One hour thirty minutes to go, how we holding up?
>>722671927I'm expecting a massive queue when the update drops
tried the roofgap from yesterday again and i'm satisfied now
>>722671989Never been queued, knocking on wood>>722672153Noice
>>722671927not well. im playing resident evil but im fucking bored
One hour till Vee gets publicly executed
>>722672316Which one?>>722672317Not before she gives me little AI babies
>>722672462>Which one7. Got it with PSVR years ago, played it in VR for 2-3 hours, got VR sickness, then never touched it again.
>>722672153that's sick, where is it?
>>722669937proper bird. gj anon
i got insane stutters no matter how much i fucked around with the graphics settings. the only thing i didn't try was changing from windowless to fullscreen, now it runs flawlessly. fug :DDDalso don't you just love microsoft, they still haven't fixed blown out asshole bright screenshots if hdr is on
>>722672564Still haven't played it, have been playing 0 recently and enjoying it despite the hate.
>>722672663
>>722672317vee didnt do anything wrong. its all on whoever designed her. shingo or slappy or izzy, one of those fuckers. i didnt bother to remember the lore sorry
>>722664014I got a PS5 controller mainly for THPS, the haptics when riding along the grind feel real nice, but I'll likely go for a 2C when the sticks inevitably fuck up.
I'm gonna be slaving at work when the update hits. I'd appreciate if some kind anon gives me the full list of new songs added to the radio
wow, i've started getting mad at other players being near me because it makes this shit a stutterfest. it gets to the point where i actively try to avoid other people because of itfuck this shit man
this ledge complex has tons of variation with the high-low bits. just around Grabster Stage tele.
44 minutes and I am struggling to hold out. Drunk as fuk and emptying out the fridge, I ate ham and cheese and salad and other shit and still coming back for more.
saw some other anon upload a clip here, pretty nice and chill spot
>All the stuttering in these clipsGod forbid they fix a primary feature before adding a battle pass
>>722675553https://youtu.be/O8j4N4Q3cUUReal ones remember jamming to this at the skatepark playing out the older kids truck. Miss you motherfuckers.
>>722675391yeah it's pretty nice i got this one there
>>722672153there's also this gap nearby. it's possible to go from the billboard straight into the brick bank
trying something
>can't log in cuz steam is down
Loving all the clips. 22 minutes and completely wasted but can't stop drinking. Just got error to connect for the first time, we are getting close. Meet me at the snake run.
https://x.com/SkateStatus/status/1975593303786856907
>>722676843nice. how'd you do it? grab, release (and quickly) flip?
>>722676987yeah, the timing is incredibly strange, and doesn't feel consistent, so it takes a lot of triesbut i feel like there's something cool here so you should all try as well, see if you can get it to look cleaner etc
>>722676983>people already crying that the servers need to be taken down to apply the season patch
>>722677162funniest part is the niggas saying the game was down already
finally did something i thought worth saving the replay. its not much but it was fun
>>722677354i wonder what happens when you ride the wave all the way. cool clip
>>722676894bro...it's gonna take longer.....its not in 10 minutes..
>>722676894take it easy you're gonna fall asleep until it's ready to play lmao
>normies saying there should have been an earlier warningwas the new season announcement not enough?
Almost had it
>>722677762>>722677929Kicked for server maintenance. It's time bros, first one to get in send up the Bat Signal for the others, I'm outside chainsmoking.
>>722678297>zoomies>patience or literacy
once we're in everybody post up ids and lets skate this shit together
5GB UPDATE
>>722678631i'm down
>>722678689........
>>722678709Gonna doublecheck my EA ID when I gt back onGET HYPE MOTHERFUCKERS
>>722678332
>>722677078flip and catchsorry for the crust LOL i hate trimming down the actual clips so i just screenrecorded mpv with sharex
the temu pumas on the new title screen lmao
its 6am but i mean i guess i can check out the update, just for a few minutes.....
>>72267887956k bros... we true street
>>722679024fuckin nice
ea please
Downloaded at 1Gig per second but stuck at final phase.
>5GB updateDamn that's a lot of recolored shoes.
>update complete>servers won't let me inWhy didn't they just... start maintenance earlier so it'd be done by now?
>>722679672Anyone get in yet?
>>722679717nobody, asshole. what part of down for maintenance didnt you get
>>722679717No, it's not possible to get in. There's a cool new splash screen, though.
>>722679039i did the same here. any late flip + grab as soon flipped looks pretty smooth
IM IN THE QUEUE AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>722672153>>722679771
I'm in
>>722679843>position 12,082
I'll wait for shit to stabalise, don't want to deal with queues and disconnections
>more hairstyleskino....
I'm stuck in loading...
black screen for me
>put on new hairstyle>exit out>running around overworld in white undergarments>various missing segments of body>actual clothes appear>skin clipping through clothingthings are fucky for sure
>>722680139same
>wait in queue>connect>you've been kicked from the game
My char looks so different wtf
theres so much shit everywhere now i cant tell where the bearings are!!!!!!!
WTF
SS ishimura free shirt on the shop>isaac's costume is 3k paid currencykek
>>722680947>You have to pay money for a costume that was a free cheat code in Skate 3I'm so fucking done with this industry dude
LET ME IIIN
>>722680947Laat thread I mentioned this being added and jokingly said 27 bucksThis looks like fucking shit and theyre asking 33 dollars?????!
>try first season challenge>it's fucking broken>buffalo something>have to modified grab off a "ramp">it's not even a fucking ramp and the area registers doesn't work rightlol
Piss filter in full force
>>722681185The worst part is that it's not even the same outfit, it looks like it's made of cardboard to fit the Fornite/Simsificiation of the art style and it looks like SHIT because of it
>>722680083>izzy's hairstyle inHUGE
And to think I almost considered dropping money on the founder's pack. Jesus christ.
>giant ramp at the orb has no easy way up>can't teleport or directly climb anything>have to walk the entire fucking ramp upfuck this game man, just going out of their way to waste your time
>>722681306you expect these skaters to be capable of building a fully functioning metallic isaac clarke engineer suit? did you SEE the astronaut suit?
>>722681296drip drip
>megaramp has random gaps throughoutwhy? why can't they just make something fun?
>boot up game>get nothing but a black screen
Hearing word they got rid of the flying glitch. Youtube kiddies are gonna be PISSED.
>>722680947I hate EA so much, holy shit.
>>722680947thank god ive never played dead space. the only EA collab I would debate getting is a mirrors edge collab
THEY FIXED THE KEYBOARD BUG
>>722681697same but not even debating just instantly throwing money at the game
>new challenges suck>new """areas""" suck>new hairstyles suck unless you're a tranny>new clothes and gear suckyeah I think it's time to uninstall
>>722681686cant wait to hear these faggots make a video about how bug fixing is "KILLING SKATE."
>>722681646verifiy file integrity fixed it for me
NEW SPOTS EVERYWHERE
>>722681818PLEASE do so, also don't forget to stop posting in here
holy shit it's running so well nowgotta check the church and graveyard areas
Post the new songs
WHERE THE FUK IS THE SNAKERUN
first challenge in brickswitch
>>722680705looks like halloween came early!
>>722682213G.O.B, near rolling waves
>>722682230>Another currencyOh boy here we fucking go
>>722682056https://open.spotify.com/track/4PTG3Z6ehGkBFwjybzWkR8?si=d290c87f24504ff5
>>722682314Why are zoomer allergic to having 3 currencies for 3 distinct systems?
Why the fuck did they *lower* the neighborhood exp you get from the daily challenges, was it not enough of a grind already?
>>722682230>more dailies
>>722681939sorry saar I will not disparage your game anymore kindly thanks you
>>722682516thank fuck i just got level 10 in market mile to finish them up yesterday.
is this a riders Republic crossover holy duck it looks so gay
>>722682763erm san vanelona is for everyone sweetie check ur bigotry at the door!
vee now comments if you shut down challenges first try??
>>722682857Keep my GOAT San Vanelona out your damn mouth, this is San Vasterdam and it's SHIT
>>722682857>San Vanelona If only
I don't like the piss filter, but the few new challenges I tried were pretty cool.
>>722682264Where is rolling waves, I can't remember shit
>grind assist 100yep, it's time to hammer out some challenges
>>722682317Fuck you...
>>722683114market mile the orb
>>722683212it doesnt freak out if you put it that high?
wait these new hairstyles are actually good wtf
Decent framerate fixes, I like.we droppin names to skate with or what?
I got the founders pack....it gives you the battle pass and 2800 vbucks on top for 25 euros......
>>722683337no u just always safely lock into grinds everywhere, you almost can't fall
>>722683431good little paypiggy
>>722683431good deal when you consider the pass is 10
>>722662243Was better in the beta when L2/R2 controlled your left/right arm independently, so you could alternate each arm being raised repeatedly in an analog fashion.
>>722683413Bro I can't even get in
Anything worth a shit that was added for someone already 10 in the current districts?
ladies and gentlemen, i made it to lvl 9 in hedgemont
why did they fix this?? it looked cooler before
>>722683956They nerfed the height of the lift also, so I can't sack-tap afk ragdolled players anymore.
>>722683956pre-season
>>722683956i think it looks better this way
make sure to claim ur free tshirt in the shop
>Fast travel>Game crashIncredible update
>Vee learned to be cool, just to please uscute lil slut
>snake run bearing challenge is timedholy kino
>>722684574one time i went afk to vigorously masturbate to vee and when i came back and moved my skater, vee said>i don't know what you were doing but i hope you washed your handsdo you think she knows?
>>722684643Honestly don't know why all of the bearing runs aren't timed after you pick up the first bearing.
>>722684774she knows
>game is buttery smooth during challenges>stutters in the open worldWhat the fuck did they do?
Nahhhhhhhhhhhh that's DRIP
>>722683262Thanks bro.>>722683413I'm down to skate with you whenever but going to sleep now. Hit the snake run hardEasy mode: Ollie all the gaps downNormal mode: No ollie all the way downPulled both, gonna think of some more shit tomorrow
>>722684643every bearing challenge should be timed to be honestand we should have ladders
>>722683431>pay 25 euros for shit you'll never use, a 'mini' season pass for this first one, and 2800 vbucks which you'll be stuck using on the next two passes since they won't refund enough to get you a fourth pass
>>722684936>What the fuck did they do?I don't know but it's crashed twice in the last 5 minutes and it's never crashed before
I LOVE GRINDING
Did you guys eventually make a steam group? I saw the name /v/irdhouse thrown around and I thought surely that would be good enough of a name to assure it
these new challenges are fucking terrible and the rewards for doing them aren't worth it suck a bag of dicks EA
>>722685319/v/irdhouse is a kino name
>>722685310>In am attemptAs in no bails? That looks pretty easy given how quickly you can 3x/4x via chaining three sets of flip/manuals together.
>5 goal challenges only give 175xp nowwhat is this like the 3rd time they've nerfed xp
>>722685319>/v/irdhouseMad I didn't think of that desu
>>722685451if someone creates the group i'll join
>>722685667Nobody is going to join the group because everyone expects someone else to make it and I personally have no idea how and am too drunk to operate that shit right now
guys this update made me sad. it's everything I feared it would be.
>>722685467Don't they normally give 50x per objective? What is it now?
>>722685805I'd make it but with how garbage this update is I'm really not in the mood
>>722685451more like Turdhouse
>this line takes you around the outside, around the outsidewhen did vee get cool
>>722685310>grind last ledge>ollie still bugged and sometimes pops 2 inches high>without grind assist you fly over the last ledge this game was made for people who use every assist at max
>>722685814>>722685905Genuinely what did you retards want? There are new challenges fps improvement new cosmetics
>>722685994that song is from 2002. its older than most of the people playing.
>>722686082The only thing I wanted was less stuttering in the replay editor and I can't even check that because the game crashes like 10 seconds after loading in.
>>722686082I wanted them to not fill the city with glowing orange and pink paint and fill random places with hideous, obstructive ramps for the ADHD niggers. I wanted more skate, not more Riders Republic. And the pass is much worse than I thought. Mostly profile pics and shit with a single pair of pants
>>722686027They clearly built the game around the Beginner preset, since it's what phone users are stuck with on the touch control-only mode.
>>722685667someone should make the logo>>722685956there's also death/v/ish
>>722686218fuck you, dude. there's a backwards cap
There's a free t-shirt in the shop in the section that's usually reserved for paid items, don't miss it anons
FYI, if you're already 10 in a district, there's no reason to do any of the one-off challenges until the cap raises. Don't want your XP from them.
>log into game>all currency at 0EA needs to whip their indian cattle because they obviously aren't fixing the game
>>722686340I was thinking about the logo, like 4 wheels with harsh green lighting to emulate the 4ch clover. Not ultra motivated as my photoshop skill level is only like a 6/10
I'm glad they found a new innovative way to make rip chips more useless and further discourage me from doing regular challenges
>>722686340death/v/ish is way cooler
>no baker >no flip>no enjoi>just clipart boards made by indians on fiverr
CAN THE CAMERA SPIN FASTER
>>722687004I agree in all aspects, but people seemed to like /v/irdhouse more
>that zesty ass dance emote in the pass
they fucked up co-op challenges, even if all players do a trick on the spot it may not count at all and you can be stuck forever on the challenge.
>>722687274You're talking about the No Rhythm dance, right anon? lol
>>722687426Girl Band Dance
>>722687426my girl looks so cute doing the no rhythm dance
>>722685467But they buffed the amount of currency you get from daily challenges, so you can open more boxes which also gets you xp. I don't think it's that bad of a change.
>>722687471I know, I was trying to be cheeky, also why does Shingo keep talking about getting footy, is he a footfag or something? This is a test anon
My game crashed..gonna boot it up tomorrow again but I like the update, I like any game update where they improve the FPS since optimization seems to be a lost art
Ledge hopper is one of my favorite challenges
>>722687721The fps is worse for me lol
>they added a button on the main menu tab that takes you to the skate pass screen (which you could do by just pressing the right bumper 3 times)why dont they add the free boxes to the skate pass tab
>try to get footy of goofy dance>server crashes while setting up camera>rejoin server>all currencies blanked out and set at 0>restart game>sit in queue for 30 seconds>unable to join server>try again>kicked from serverthe dance was too goofy
It's Salmon Run day!
>>722684936So, just in case anyone has the same issue, I disabled cross play and the game runs fine again.
>>722682931She says shit if you abandon without doing any tasks. I noticed because I kept quitting them when I kept starting them up solo instead of for the party.>>722686340I can make a go of it. Where can I find the info for looking at the ratios, type of file and stuff?
>>722687873Looks like they've locked it to 60fps max so that might be why
It's nice to have more challenges but Line challenges shouldn't have more than like 10-12 collectables at most. When I have to get 17+, it doesn't make the challenge harder, it just makes me play safer and therefore more boringThe "new spots to skate" thing was kinda misleading. I thought they meant new spots, not new ramps at old spots. Some even fuck up lines I used to enjoy. Idk, it's weird. I assume the seasonal ramps will move around every update
>>722688035Actual big brain scummy move. That would bring even the newest players to the pass screen frequentlyBut they are too dumb to even be scummy about monetization. It's a complete clusterfuck
>55 days of unchanging seasonal tasks>already completed 7 of them without even really tryingnice
>>722687621They NEEDED to add a few more boxes with every season. This sets a bad precedent that one of the (soon to be) 4 currencies are functionally useless after your first couple weeks. Also 2/3 current currencies can be bought with real money. very fun
>>722688926I already completed all of them as far as I can tell, there were only like 7 or 8
>>722688926I'm still downloading the update. Are you saying I can just bangout all 55 of them today and then afk the following weeks?
>>722688926There are 60 seasonal challenges that will cycle daily with the rest. still lame but yeah it's just an extension of the existing grind
>>722689002There aren't 55 new challenges anon, there's only a handful, I've completed them all already. There are also some seasonal tasks in addition to the dailies and weeklies, that's about it
>>722689115>>722689035
>>722687802I fucking hate this one, I can never get high enough to clear the middle pillar
>>722689035Are you sure the seasonal challenges cycle? My game shows the daily challenges cycling in 24 hours but the seasonal challenges cycling in 55 days, which would imply they only leave when the new season arrives. Either way the UI is a mess
This has to be one of the worst first season pass reward tracks I've seen for a GaaS game.
>>722689195wait until you get a load of multiversus
>>722661075do it man. or any wheeled action sport. i skateboard, longboard, rollerblade, and mountain bike, lots of fun to be had that this game captures only a small part of.
>>722689413you're like a rocket power character
>>722689496i'm more like the dad, i wear a sun hat to cover my bald spot
>The absolute STATE of the physics on the Shade Tech Pouch Pants in the battle passHoly shit people paid money for this lmao
>isaac clarke in shopHoly shit she can actually come.......................EA please..........
Theres a bunch of new UI sound effects and they all sound like someone's stomach growling or gas moving through someone's intestines. Dreadful. Like a squelching sound
how
>>722690041le tiktok roof ramp
>>722690041Spread eagle off some tall shit and land on a ramp
oh i see. they changed the amount of rip chips you get from challenges to 20 per objective rather than 5, and they decreased the co-op rip chips by half. so much for the math anon did last night
Before update:>Press A>Loaded and skating in about 30secs>Surprisingly few issuesAfter update:>Press A>"Are you sure you want to quit?">Back out, press A again>Stuck in queue, thankfully short>Loading...>Loading...>Loading...
I am very kawaii~ in my brand new tee
funny bug
trannies seems to be 'stickier' now, which is good. have been able to go over humps and spines etc smoothly without just launching and clearing them. i think my beloved noseblunt stalls will be more possible now but not tried. the piss filter might be a bit overtuned, but it's better but i guess?the new challenges have quite a lot of long street lines so will probably gatekeep roof campers, which is good. i had no replay stutters at first it seemed, and only started getting them in a really busy skatepark - there's hope? they uglified the only face i liked and the chargen is still ugly in general. emotes with particle effects. jewish grind. pink slime decorations. shit servers. blahblah we know all the bad stuff already. there's a couple of BP items i like to keep me going, since i will be playing just to skate anyway.
>>722691137>trannies seems to be 'stickier' nowi feel like pumping is easier now
>>722689325First multiversus BP gave you Cake the cat so it was based actually
>>722689325Hey, at least I got a Bugs outfit out of its first pass.
>>722691137I noticed a lot of small gameplay changes too, like the trannies being "stickier" and lips being better. I think ollie/flip inputs are a bit better and there seems to be more tolerance to manual-breaking too.
>>722691021Not sure what I'm looking at.
Where is the Block Party?
>>722691489using the free currency to buy the premium currency deck
The stage area looks much nicer with all of the colours on the ground and steps.
3 crashes since the update, bravo fuckwits
>>722692063For what it's worth, I turned my graphics down to medium and that's stopped crashes.
>load in game crash>load in game again and it crashes>load in get put in a 10 minute queue >fps shits the bed when fast traveling and the game crashes I just need 11000 rip score and im never touching this piece of shit game again
>>722692503can't believe I can finally say works on my machine
>>722692503>playing a game you hate for an achievement????
>>722691021real?
imagine if i powerslid into the filmer...
>>722693361yeah, but it says I don't have enough of that currency (I have 30k ish)>>722691505the area around rectory park, near the church
>>722691021bro at least Photoshop it better so the aspect ratio isn't messed up lol
>>722691251I haven't had pumpish shoot me out at max speed yet. Not sure if it's fully fixed but it's definitely betterI wish they said that instead of "gameplay improvements" in the patch notes like that's helpful to anyone at all. Fucking lazy cunts
>>722693701but it really bugged outI was booted from the server after checking the shop, reconnected and checked again, it was like that, all currencies defaulted to the free one and anything I tried to buy gave the error that I had zero
spot of the day suggestion: who can place the highest sticker on the wave. a screenshot is enough.
>>722691251It is, because now everything is max pump.I have assist at zero and auto pump off but a single pump will blast me into the sky. I guess that's one way to fix it
>>722692063fucking again jesus christ almighty smite down where I stand already
>>722694326If you're bombing the snake run, see if you can hand plant the top
>>722694394>now everything is max pumpnot sure how i feel about this. i was just getting used to the new system.
>>722694326>>722694447Inverts? Now we're talking baby
>>722694394>>722694828it doesnt feel that way to me. its more aggressive but definitely not as strong as having semi auto pump on
>able to earn premium currency through the battlepassnice. also dead space guy coming back makes me look forward to future crossover shit
ehi guess it looks similar enough with these filters to the old shit in shotcut
>>722695103skate 3 had an unlockable Isaac Clark skin and it wasnt made of cardboard like a shitty cosplay. fuck thats so lame. if you pay $30 for a skin, it shouldnt be cardboard
>>722692503I don't expect to get 11k rip before December at the rate it slowly crawls up with each loot box purchased.
The bridge has a bunch of objects to it now, that's nice
>>722695557I honestly like the new spots and haven't seen anything yet that made me cringe or say it's stupidweirdly good patch, not sure if my expectations were super low though
>>722695970I like the new bridge over by tri-towers. Its got little ledges and is sloped on the sides.
it bugged again, I think you get kicked if you afk in the store and then this happensas you can see you get zero currency and the store starts to charge the free currency for the item when you click on it, it's funny
>>722696267you mean the recreation of the China Banks? I wish the benches were wider like irl
oh my fucking god they are in on the joke
>Added new decent 90s songs>Lyrics are censored or changedWtf
>>722696796you didnt notice when that other song was talking about getting high?
>>722696270Does it actually work though?
>>722696796its pretty funny this update they decided to censor a non-curse MF Doom line like this>YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG K**S, MICHAEL
>>722697061no, it says I have zero currency
FINALLY DID IT I can stop obsessing over this shit
>>722696796>the "Get you in my scope and metaphorically snipe ya" line was censored from Gang Starrlmao, afraid of throwing a jab?
it would be cool if they added the ability to place stickers around in the world
>>722697314the song is literally called "full clip" they should have picked a better song
>mexico filter
>>722697426the engine would explode so hard that half of the united states would disappear
HOLY BASED
>>722687802
>>722697794There are 2 diff songs too, good emote but you can't do it on the skateboard sadly
>zoomers are fuming over the launch glitch being patchedI am laughing my ass off.
>>722698183I joined the official discord for fun and it really is just kids crying about them ruining the game for patching the glitch
>>722696548what am i missing
>>722698183that alone makes this season a solid 10next they should patch the church to be taller and with a regular church roof
>no controller detectedHow have they NOT fixed this by now. I've been reporting it ever since the anti-cheat they added broke their controller detection.
>>722698318they should put an actual window in the hole. stained glass of vee.
>>722698453>stained glass of veeand she winks when you hit the glass and baillaugh if it detects a coffin
>>722698425use steam input if its not automatically detected. javalin blocks all sorts of normal shit, not just DS4Windows. I cant see my fucking CPU temps in open hardware monitor since installing it.thats not a joke
im so glad they patched the launch glitch cuz my hb who plays this game does that shit and i had to pretend to think it was the funniest shit ever and NOT something i saw on tiktok a billion times already
>random black loading screen during gameplay>log back in>uh
>>722698572Half the time the game sees the controller without issue if I launch the game with it plugged in, sometimes it doesn't and I have to unplug and replug my USB keyboard (yes, keyboard), for it to then see the controller.SteamInput is the backup solution, but it doesn't map the analog stick range correctly, making some of my manual inputs imprecise.
forgot the pic>>722698895
>>722698972common bug and DAMN ur bitch is ugly
>>722698924>The best parts of skate games is the glitches.Oh look, it's a tourist.
>>722699168e-celebs did a lot of damage to all skateboarding games
>log in after the update>my skater is now goofyWhat the...?
>>722699257u look goofy as fuck boi
>>722699257turn on your screen A-HYUCK
something light
>>722694326threading the needle + my best attempt + wonky physics
>>722699113hes ugly but hes all i got
It's amazing how /v/ is way more friendly towards the game than the skateEA sub. Turns out, if you don't farm for upvotes and are allowed to sad nigga faggot, you actually play and discuss stuff.
>>722699373joan d'arc got a wicked inward heel.
>>722699373Have the same shirt on. Still surprising to me that EA allow so much tits.
I feel dumb for expecting the lighting to be more orange/yellow, instead of what we got which is a post-process filter to tint the ENTIRE frame yellow.
>>722699579wtf everyone is hating on it, i thought this patch was good nothing amazing nothing awful
>>722699845Some stuff definitely sucks, primarily the battle pass which is full of absolute shit, but the kids are mainly complaining about the removal of the funny youtube launch glitch so if you ignore them it's not like that much has really changed overall.
>>722699845Nah, scroll through the /v/ threads. All the webms of people actually playing the game. Go on the sub and you have 10 vote with your wallet threads in a row.
>>722699579its literally skate 3 with microtransactions, i'm not sure how someone can get mad at this game when you can do the best part of skate, just turning your brain off and skating around. im convinced people complaining about no hall of meat are flat out lying since literally no one enjoys the stunt missions
>>722699845I have no idea, the memory leaks I had got patched, I never got the driver error again, the game boots whenever I want instead of having to try multiple times and so onExcluding the store bug, I only got good things from this patchI do think the premium pass is lame but gameplay-wise the game got objectively better in all aspectsIt's probably just e-celeb bandwagoning underage fags wanting LE CRAZY CLIPS to post on tiktok and not being able to do so
Is this like Marvel Rivals where the only perk of the season pass is just being able to grab the season-pass locked items, but there's no other perks otherwise like a credit booster?
>>722700109>>722700023Nah it's mostly people shitting their pants that the dead space collab is 40 euros even though no one is forcing them to pay for it
>>722700190That is shit though, but yeah I don't give a fuck.For me the real issue was all the crashes.
>>722700190I don't give a fuck about the isaac skin and my only complaint is that the shirt should have their graphics reversedhave the necromorph graphic on the front, small and on the right side of the chest, and the ishimura logo big on the backthey are missing hard with the graphic shirts
I play this game on PS4It's probably worse than you think it would be
Anyone having trouble logging in right now?
Did they get rid of the indicator that an objective can be cleared when you're re-attempting for the "All in one session" shit?
>>72270032530 fps?
>>722700325It can't be that bad, it's gotta run on phones
>>722700146i have no idea about your reference, but there's only the premium-exclusive rewards to buy, and daily free 100 Tix or something pretty irrelevant. don't think there's anything else premium-exclusive like bonus income or more challenges.
>>722700190People should be allowed to call them out on their bullshit even if they have no intention of spending money *I* WANT the game to give me a reason to spend my cash, hell I even loaded my Playstation account with 10 dollars to buy the pass and the end result was so disappointing im not even going to bother now
>>722700325>>722700464Having played it on both my PC and PS4, the problem with PS4 isn't that it's 30fps locked with extra stutter as it loads shit. No, it's that it has what feels like 500ms input latency. 30fps on my PC is far more responsive.
>>722700325dude the texture loading has gotten BAD in this new update
>>722700581If you want to spend money in this game you should just get the 25 dollar founder edition, that's gonna be my only purchase ever
Please tell me there's an option to remove all this extra objective signage they added.Also they still did fuck-all to make these style of challenges less aggravating on experienced controls.
>>722700637For me I also just get horrendous load times and textures that never load inProbably could just buy an SSD and slot it in but I'm not really gonna do that just to play this The 30fps and shit input lag is just the icing on the cake
>turn vee commentary back on to see if anything has changed>"you're shredding that spot! people are starting to notice!"does she tell you when people are spectating you? im uncomfortable knowing
>>722700840I had it on an external SSD and I didn't mind the loading that much, but the input lag made me put it down near immediately after getting 12 some trophy pops in a row and claiming the PS+ package. They absolutely need to work on the game's performance for PS4 if they have any hopes of this working on most mobile devices.Game is just really fucking CPU heavy for no reason.
>>722698972U look like a fuckin skinwalker
in-game text chat, proximity voice chat, game crashes, the gamebreaking bugs, broken vert skating, fleshed out replay mode, hitting pedestrians, these are just a few things off the top of my head that people should be complaining and requesting the devs to address and yet all these niggers on reddit just wanna talk about "muh microtransactions!!!" as if they've been living under a rock for a decade
>>722701065Is it better if you're playing a mission? If so, turn crossplay off.
>>722700818Sorry but I'd rather die than be featured in the san van wall of shame
>>722701396yeah. video game discussion has been forever tainted by grifter talking points. it's fucked.
>>722701396>broken vert skatingThey're improving at least that. I have a feeling tranny is different now and I am very sure there's a different window for pumping too.
>>722701467The input latency is constant.Also damn, might use my PS4 on a separate PSN account just to get the co-op shit out of the way on this season event.
>>722701302why are you bullying her
>>722701396From a quick look over there all they discuss is microtransactions, the removal of the launch glitch, and the fact that they think the skate pass items are ugly. There's even one dude who finished most event tasks today and is mad because he wishes he had to grind more, and he got a ton of positive votes. What the fuck? I hope the devs don't listen to these drooling retards.
>>722701396yep that's what I don't get how the fuck is anyone surprised at this point?it's f2p, obviously it's gonna have microtransactions and most of it is gonna be shit that's been the trend for yearsi can excuse the game crashes and replay being shit since it's EA but no text chat on launch is ridiculous
>>722701396Then go to the forums and tell them
>>722701952We did for years. They don't care.
>>722701396A shame the thing I want added they won't do for obvious reasons.
>>722701828>but no text chat on launch is ridiculousI actually understand why, it would be a filter fest and it attracts kids, so grooming would be rampant.
>>722702081>board doesnt even roll down slopeshow did they fuck up so hard? it literally influences hippy jump tricks they are so insanely incompetent
>>722702081>webmimpervatek invented locks for your bearings that only disengage when in contact with your skater's unique biological signal. this prevents board theft.
Anyone else getting the issue where you can't record or screenshot the game, as if it was marked DRM protected?
>>722702193>how did they fuck up so hard?It was an intentional decision. The quicker the board settles, the quicker they can freeze it as far as physics/network updates go, since it has to sync the board with potentially up to 79 other players.
>>722702569>up to 79 other playersisnt it 150 per server? or did they lower it at launchbut that does unfortunately make sense
>>722702193You can do hip jump tricks and other shit but don't expect LE RAGEBAIT posters to make a webm of that and will compare a single-player game where the physics only have to sync with you in a different engine to a multiplayer shit in a different engine
>>722702001Then it's silly to complain about your gripes not being shared by the majority of players when you know giving any kind of feedback is like talking to a brick wall anywaysThe only time we'll see any changes is when major outlets start chewing them up like it was the case with the IGN review
>>722702859nigger, I AM the guy who plays the most skate on this website. its not ragebait, its something that fundamentally affects the overall physics simulation of the gameworld and influences gameplay. they should fix it
You can't complain about the game being stale if you were a beta tester for months/years
>>722702649Playtests were 80 capped, and I haven't seen above 80 in the spectator list on the current version so far.
>>722702908my steam review got quoted in a bunch of articles which was a weird feeling. didnt seem to help.>>722702989true, but I can complain about them ignoring crucial feedback for an extended period of time
sup bitches
game sucks
>>722703110wtf is that fov are you cheating
>>722703070whats he doing up there
>>722703151wtf do you mean its just 104 afaik
>>722703206this aint a shooter lil pup why you need all dat fov for huh?
>>722702969cute you say that when you have no idea if I playtested and how many thousands of hours I have in multiple instances of skateboarding games and mostly importantly, irl, but I don't expect you to understand what that encompassesyou're the whiny nigger in this situation by the way
>>722703312because i want to see with my big ol eyes
>>722703317I would be willing to accept we have a similar number of hours in the skate series and on real boards but its not a pissing contest so I'll just take your word for it. hello fellow skate autist.
>still is massive distortion on wide FoV
Anyone know if you get co-op credit if you do solo session while in a party?
>>722703419hello /xs/ anon, let's switch heel some stairs
>>722703493you can now change your fov on replays only and it's pretty funny when that happens if you put it as wide as possible
I think /Vee/ is cute.
>>722703203also, drop is hard as a motherfucker to land in the right spot, video coming up
>endless seethe frome zoomers that cant use the manual emote glitchget fucked zoomers
saw other anons skate this. trying something. fucky spot
>>722703970oh shit vantablack is here, and they fixed the rail killing you instantly
>>722703882I'm a sucker for simple designs but hate everything else about her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_q2BfJkxWE
>>722703970blackie and faganon collab when
>>722704221god bles this man for all the editing he did. actually sick vid I gotta do one of these sometime too
>>722703882same, I think her voice and personality are cute.
>>722704027it's still fucky though
>>722704275is that Proxy? what a waste...
>>722704128Her lines suck but I like her voice
>update causes my game to crashHuh. Was running fine before.
>>722704373are there any good updated spots we can do for spot of the day? I dont like all the fuckin ramps on top of the skyway nowalso I want to add you since we always share realistic clips back and forth. fuck literally everyone else except that dude who looks like Koston and the black ponytail chick who does clean lines
>>722660870>with ea skate we realize skaters want to skate where they like, how they like, and when they like. give them the freedom to express themselves>um actually were gonna patch all expression out of the gameand force players to play how we want them to playtotal dog shit microtransaction filled cook fucking game. does nothing but grift off of the skate community. fuck EA. fuck this new skate bullshit.
>>722704605>are there any good updated spots we can do for spot of the day?idk i've only checked the snakerunalso, no need for the hate. anons are just having fun and sharing clips.
>>722704715a free to play game with microtransactions? im shocked
Wait I heard something how they changed the color of some free pants from black to blue and made a black version for the battle pass. Lmao is that true? Fucking EA.
Why am I stuck in an infinite loading loop ffs
I could really use a party recruit option with a list of prefab words, so I can just make myself open for people to join knowing wtf I'm after.
>>722705051*joins your open party**forces you into a stunt mission*
>>722705184Only party leads can force others into a mission.
>>722704932no hate intended sorry. I just specifically want to skate with my fellow realism bros more than anyone else, and they are hard to find
>>722704715
>>722705007>check an old screenshot>its reali dont use those pants anymore but it sucks that they did that
>>722704946its the main focus of the game...>boot up game>first objective>go to zumies to buy merch just like in real lifethe lootboxes are the whole point of the game, i would rather have paid $60 so they didnt have to be so fucking annoying. they also didn't put any skaters or brands on besides girl, because fuck those damn pro skateboarders and all their money and fame
>>722705007>>722705461its was the grey jeans that changed from free box reward to paid rotating shop item
>>722704715What did they change
>>722705408i bet you cant skate
>backwards cap also clips with the hair
>>722705750removed glitches and changed how placed objects interact. gonna let some friends check it out then uninstall
>>722705461current version comparison>>722705559i feel like these were changed as well
>>722705248you were invisible for me
If I could mix'n'match shit more, I'd be more inclined to paypig for outfit shit. Eg. Skeleton gear w/ Meat founder's outfit.
Anyone else get a bug where it says you have like 75000 rip points after you buy something? It's really fucking annoying because the fucking "Congratulations!!!!" screen pops up twice every single time lol
>>722705862>lil bitch runs away because he can't grief others and do le funny tiktok glitchlmao see ya, retard.
>>722705948yeah the game is fucked lol I'll hop back in in a second
>>722706010i wish i could buy individual items from bundles, the girl hoodie looks good but everything else is meh
>>722706250tfw want just the board
why do the skate pass items look so gross
nice, got disconnected while exporting a trick i've tried for 45 minutes
>>722706250All they have to do is take a note from Finals, which allows individual purchases from a bundle, as well as better mix'n'matching of outfit parts.
>>722705862Wow so a bunch of shit only retarded children not actually interested in playing the game care about
>>722706042you sound like you suck dick, and sucking dick is probably your only trick at the real world skatepark. enjoy trekking around a disjointed map and not being able to skate obstacles with other people. ill enjoy skate 2 and 3 instead. maybe ill go buy session or skaterxl. EA is done anyway hopefully your servers are down in a few months cause its the right thing to do
>>722706996ea dev, you should get paid to use the rope instead
>>722707063your last sentence is funny when posted together with your session and skaterxl comment
Let me use elevators in buildings ffs.
yo retards stop filling the thread with your shit flinging
>>722707329it's probably the same usual schizo
>>722707973probably
>>722688709Season 1 is just ramps on pre-existing stuff. They'll leave after S1. S2 and onwards actually has new locations, and previously boarded up areas opened up. S1 is just the shortest season so it has kind of slapped-together content and is a bad example of how the game plans to expand the world.
>>722706883this shit was so difficult, and i had to do it TWICE