Nintendo wins, once again. https://twitter.com/Nintendo/status/1975547989910560961?t=B9G9ELTjxp3TXd53dLO-UA&s=19
>Nintendo is now aiming for the toddlercon audience
Nice to see Nintendo catering to their audience for once.
>>722662956What did they mean by this?Like actually, what is the purpose of this?
Why though?
>>722663056>>722663073Have we been ignoring the baby characters for 20 years or something?
I see Abe-san's legacy is still going strong
>>722662956Is it... a game? Propaganda for women to have babies? I don't get it
>>722662956>Nintendo games are LITERALLY for babies
>>722662956>We want the minecraft let's player audience
Why is the baby so white?
>>722663141I remember they said they'd do some shorts to go along with their toddler/infant toys, so it's probably one of those
>>722662956I know a lot of people are gonna meme but what the actually fuck did they mean by this?
idiots, it's rosaliina from the next movie,
Taking candy from a stranger
This is Pikmin btw
>>722662956Hold your pants, speedrunners
HOLY FUARK NINTENDO WON
Why is there Pikmin music
why are japs specifically fixated on the baby making "giant" earthquake slaps on the sofa
>N*ntoddlers still triggers the spam filterThat spam filter's going to get hit a fucking lot for a while
New MILF just dropped.
>>722662956Shit. Sony can't counter this. Playstation is dead now
>>722662956BABY BOSS 3 CONFIRMED
I get some weird vibes from the ultra white baby, large amount of toys and white mom, like of those racists 70s commercials
>Tried to post that I stole this from twitter.>Accidentally posts it in /opg/ on /a/(One Piece General).Pain.
>>722663406ohOHthey noticed something moving at the background
>>722663528Man shut up can you shitpost about pedos like a normal person instead of having nigger dick in your mind 24/7
>>722663351because it's for something pikmin related probablythere are pikmin close to you RIGHT NOW
>>722663589Invisible Pikmin in Pikmin 5 confirmed
why are pikmin invisibleunless they're way smaller
New Chibi Robo?I just recently played Chibi Robo and that small thing running around in >>722663556 is giving me Chibi Robo vibes.
Considering how often Nintendo likes to make a big deal out of some dumb stuff, this is probably a teaser of new Pikmin shorts
If they wanted natalism to work in Japan why didn't they make the baby Japanese?
>>722663556It's a red pikmin.That and the Pikmin music definitely means news is coming. Maybe a movie?
A new Mother game?!
>>722662956I mean I guess it’s… something. But what does this have to do with videogames? They’re a videogame company, not an animation company
why is the mom so pixar-codedall she needs are bigger hips
>>722663425Feet
>>722663747anon they literally had a whole direct just for a theme park last yearnot everything they upload on their channel is about videogames
>>722663758She has the toy story 3 face
>>722663758she has kind of a downy face though
Its pikmin related the first 5 notes is the main pikmin theme. Probably some mobile shit
Cute little animations for literal babies is fine and has its place, but what's this doing on Nintendo's official Youtube channel?
>>722662956Nintendo and Grubhub linked up?
>>722663425>>722662956Everybody focused on the baby for some reason meanwhile there is a feast of milf naked feet.
>totakeke is involvedyep
>>722662956I thought Nintendo hates AI
>>722663274It's fucking Rosalina for god's sake, same hairstyle but shorter, same eye colour, Illumination style, is really that hard?
SNOYSISSIES DONT LOOK
>>722663256Probably some teaser about pikmin series, movie or something related to that.
>>722662956AVADA KEDAVRA
>>722662956babyslop garbage for their retarded mantoddler audience
Am I just getting old or is Nintendo becoming more and more childish? Don't get me wrong, they always made games for kids, but to me they always embodied "for all ages" in the same way Ghibli films did. My dad was a 40 y/o grown man and he used to love playing Zelda with me, at first he just did it to humor me but eventually he got so invested I wasn't allowed to play without him. I can't say that about modern Nintendo, outside of the occasional metroid all their first party stuff just feels like goo goo gaga toyslop now.
What if it doesn't tie into Pikmin or Mario? What if it's just a cute little animation? What will you do then?
>>722663747>not an animation companyNintendo is a lot of things, they are a 100+ years old toy company thaf just so happened to strike big with video games, turning that into their main business.Anyway, Nintendo has been making some discrete acquisitions on the animation front in recent years, hiring and buying 3D animation studios for internal purposes, they either want to expand their animation output for trailer purposes, or they have actual ambitions to one day make their own features without outside help, like what they have with Illumination for the Mario movies.Squaresoft, before the Enix merger, invested a lot in animation to bolster their cutscenes and eventually make their own movies.
why the fuck are they everywhereis this secretly miyamoto's OC
>>722664326I'll just move on with my day since this obviously has nothing to do with Mario and the Rosalinafags are just reaching hard and I also do not care about Pikmin.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY MADE BOSS BABY OPEN WORLD SLOP
>>722664384>Squaresoft, before the Enix merger, invested a lot in animation to bolster their cutscenes and eventually make their own movies.>Nintendo Spirits Within
>Nintendo see (you) as literal babies
>>722664326>What will you do then?
>>722663826And therein lies the issue, it’s not about videogames. Now they’re doing animations and theme parks and all this extra shit while videogames get less and less focus. They’re shifting away from being a videogame company into the next disney, so now we gotta endure through this shit when we don’t even know what games they have in store for the brand-new system they just launched
>>722663056>now
If it is Pikmin related I hope it's not for a mainline entry. Having actual humans in the series would ruin the atmosphere (more than 4 did, anyway)
>>722664284Feeling somewhat the same but I think it's not specific to Nintendo. Compare older shows/animes/cartoons/games targetted at children (not toddlers), it was way less childish back then compared to modern prods
>>722664481
>>722664132Who?
>>722664450You can goo anywhere and gaa anything
>>722664574main composer of many nintendo games, voices Yoshi
>>722662956Video games?
>there is a fucking red Pikmin in the trailerwhy are you speculating
>>722664384This seems to be the most compelling take on why this animation exists. Nintendo has been the Disney of Japan for a while but it looks like they want to take it in an even more literal direction.
>>722664389Miyamoto just fucking LOVES Pikmin
>>722664675>thinking these election tourist vermin play videogames and even know what Pikmin are
>>722664502Nintendo is a century old company that tried to do a lot of things before striking gold with video games, you are really ignorant to think they only deal with video games, they have tried their hands with several ventures over the years even when the general public think they only deal with games. Now Nintendo just feels comfortable with giving more public focus to their other ambitions.
>>722664574you might recognize the white dog that plays the guitar that's named after him
>>722664598See those keys? You can jingle them.
>>722663747It literally plays the main Pikmin theme you retard.
>>722664517Why Daisy of all things?
>>722663204Nu-/vpol/ only wants to shitpost against Nintendo.
>lust provoking imagery
>tradcore feetpilled milf slopCan the milf be in the new game?
>>722664893Okay, so is it a pikmin thing or is it just memberberries?
>>722665050You can see a red pikmin run in the background at one point. It's pikmin-related.
10 years of media literacy experience here.What you're seeing is a veiled threat from Nintendo.The video depicts a poltergeist tormenting a baby by stealing away its pacifier, ominously captioned "Close to you" to signal to the distressed parent that the threat is closer to home than they think.
If this really is a pikmin thing, considering how boring Pikmin 4 is (and didn't we just get P4?), I'm not interested in a Pikmin 5Pikmin 3 mogs 4>>722665116kek
>>722665116Yup, Luigi's Mansion bros, we won
>not even an hour and the footfags are already out in forcethese degenerates need boots shoved up their asses
>>722663205the japanese have shot themselves in the foot by having a toxic work culture.
>All of these posters that don't immediately recognize the main Pikmin theme motif playing throughout the shortDamn, /v/ really doesn't play video games
>>722662956MOTHER 4
>>722663274>>722664138Am I shadowbanned and nobody reads me? the baby is Rosalina
>finished pikmin 3 deluxe yesterday>was going to start pikmin 4 todayYou are welcome
did someone say something about the baby being Rosalina?
>>722662956
>>722665489No, that would be retarded
>I will never have a kid of my own
>>722665456Please finish it ASAP so Nintendo pushes out a Switch 2 update. I've been wanting to replay it and 60 FPS would be nice.
>>722663646did you forget how small they were compardd to bottlecaps?
>>722665573I'm in my 30s and it's really starting to get to me.
>>722665573Just do what penguins do and steal an egg from another couple.
>>722662956I'm surprised they didn't do any advertising for their line of baby toys. But that's Nintendo's being soul for you.
>>722665665Maybe you should stop being a piece of shit?
>pikmin againLaaaaaame
>>722662956If nintendo pictures is this good already why are they getting illuminate animate the mario movies?
>>722665716how?
>>722665573you're better off that way, you'd have to live with the constant stress of pikmin taking your baby
>>722665716having a kid in this economy is just irresponsible
Plucking…Pikmin
>>722665573>rfw you will never be loved
>>722665716Yeah, no, it's not me, it's women's abhorrent behavior and selection practices.If you disagree women are the problem, you're a dickless simp.
>>722663141they are grooming the next generation of soi boiz
>>722662956>>722663141Fallout 4 coming to Switch 2.
>>722665920Could you not. You have every other thread for this.
>>722665858DO NOT TRY TO SEE PIKMIN WITH YOUR SMARTPHONEOH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
>>722662956Uohhhhhhhh!!!
>>722663747>They’re a videogame company, not an animation companyDidn't pic open up just a few years ago? If Nintendo has been making some kind of animated film since then, it would make sense that it's near completion now.
>>722665920based.
>>722662956What the fuck does this have to do with Nintendo itself or even video games?
This was strangely erotic
>>722665773Pathetic slave.
I swear if it's Pikmin, I'm going to be salty they're completely giving up on PNF404 being post-apocalyptic/post-human.
>>722662956>Pedos wonSmash Bros community is definitely celebrating!
>>722663206>propaganda for women to have babies>propaganda>to have babiesIf you consider encouragement for breeding, the thing every living form has been since the first single celled organism said "Damn I'm sexy", to be "propaganda", this society is fucked and deserves to be nuked from orbit.
>>722666079they didn't open that up, they just bought and renamed another companyalthough this is probably from them i don't think they're working on long form animations, just stuff like this video, along with other cutscene videos and other contracted work from before the buyout (like death stranding 2)
>>722663431>Sony is dead for the pedophiles that Nintendo caters to Thank God.
>>722666254Why are you responding to bait?
wtf is this shit
>>722666124Pikmin 4 sort of suggested that with the well-maintained house. It is very, very gay.
>>722666076>>722666090I swear if a fetus still in utero was given anime eyes and lashes, you degens would eat it up.
>>722666319it's a baby
>>722665773>i dont wanna deal with vomit and shit all day and have my child grow up to be a whore, drug addict or murderer>i just wanna play vidya, watch anime and listen to musicThe second one is a far worse fate, IMHO.
>>722665773>child grow up to be a whore, drug addict or murdererDo you plan on chronically beating and/or raping your hypothetical children? Why would you just expect that they would randomly turn out like this unless your goal is to be the shittiest parent ever?
>>722666327Was hoping that it was freshly nuked. Women have to ruin everything.
>>722666354>a fetus still in utero was given anime eyes and lashes
>>722663758I want this in my life.
>>722666396>fully intact house was recently nukedYou're retarded huh
>>ITT: parental roleplay and pro-natalism from rejectsImagine trying to live the boomer lifestyle and trying to get others into it, but you’re still shitposting on here.
>>722666497Nuclear doesn't mean bombs.
>>722666354As someone who jerks off to snuff, guro, and vore, Toddlercons are fucking vile rejects.
>>722666124they've basically made it so they can do whatever they like with the timeline based on the Nintendo Today articles so it can be both
>>722662956>boomer character
>>722666429>DBZ spic is a baby fuckerChecks out
>>722662956I legitimately thought this was going to be the trailer for a new Mother game or something. Disappointed that it was just NOTHING.
>>722666521I'm imagining it....Now what?
>>722666554Thanks, I hate it.
>series starts in a desolate, vaguely post-apocalyptic world where you can see nature reclaiming its place in the world >slowly reconned to have more human things intact each entry to the point where you explore a human house >now they're teasing Pixar style humansCan we get one franchise on this earth that doesn't have it's nuance watered down to be more palatable to normies?
>>722666327Pikmin are like mischevious little elves that hide stuff around your house while you're not looking and sometimes help humans (<:What a generic idea by Nintendo standards considering it's been around in folklore for hundreds of yearsThey'll be similar to brownies https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownie_(folklore)
>>722666605Get some self awareness and go to Facebook if family matters to you that much. If I caught my dad on 4chan as a kid, he’d be labeled a perma-faggot in my mind.
>>722666543>for me its peaceYou're just lazy and scared of responsibility. It's okay, I'm lazy too. Just admit it and stop finding non-existent excuses like, "I want to do stuff that has no meaning or purpose".
>>722666543>also even if you do everything right as a parent your child could still end up on 4channel and shoot up his school just because or murder meYeah no. We’re all a bunch of retarded uncles using 4chan because our parents failed us in some way. In all likelihood, the way in which our parents failed most of us is by allowing us unfettered access to the internet from a young age.
>>722666680I'm really glad we have you to tell us what is meaningful to someone else, fuck off your high horse, you're worse than a SJW with that rhetoric.
>>722666662>If I caught my dad on 4chan as a kid, he’d be labeled a perma-faggot in my mind.It's a good thing nobody ever cared what you thought, including me.
>>722666643Jerking off to gore is less gross than a baby, you make furries seem normal.
>>722666616>Pikmin>nuance
>>722666429Average bejitabro
>>722666643Jerking off to gore is more normal than imagining yourself fucking a baby, you subhuman genetic dead end.
>>722666746It’s a good thing you’re not my dad and that my dad actually has hobbies that aren’t posturing anonymously.
>>722666840>fapping to the idea of fucking something that can’t even recollect yesterday Your glass house is hilarious.Guro of adults > baby fuckingYou lost the sexual lottery by far if you’re playing defense to something even Huns wouldn’t do.
>>722666604Mate, Mother is done. Best you'll get at this point is a Mother 3 international release. MAYBE a remake if you're lucky.
Miyamoto is really promoting his babies hard. Can’t blame him though
>>722666934Being into whatever can be natural, it’s just not normal. When you play “appeal to naturalists”, you ignore homosexuality, necrophilia, incest, pedophillia exists in animal kingdoms.That said->intellectsYou got mentally raped.
>>722666934Since when did people confuse jerking off as a real life desire? I like giant /d/ titties but jerking off doesn't mean I want to fuck someone with giant /d/ tittes.
>thread turns into "your babyfucker porn is disgusting" "no your murder porn is disgusting"And people wonder why Nintendo turned off YouTube comments
>>722665573Honestly, I'd make a terrible father and on top of that I wouldn't want to bring a kid into today's modern day hellscape anyway.
>>722666737>what is meaningful to someone else>fuck off your high horseObjectively the only meaningful activities are those that benefit the society as a whole to make it safer or more convenient through services provided, creating future generations to ensure the species proliferates, or even providing companionship to even strengthen the local community where you live.Consuming anime, video games, and music in your basement is meaningless, detached, self-absorbed activity. You're providing less meaning to the world than convicts picking up trash on the freeway.
>>722665773>I just wanna consoomgood goy
>>722667142youre still a total freak thou who might go crazy someday and rape babiesi dunno man if i was masturbating to either of that i wouldnt wanna boast about it to anyonejust ew go away please and stop talking to me
>>722667118>Nintendo turned off YouTube commentsWait, they did?Was it after they saw the price backlash for the switch 2
>>722667169You are a literal sheep if you honest to god think this way. I'm going to assume bait, otherwise, lol, lmao even.
Nintendobros can't stop winning!
>>722666847There you go again, pretending I care what a tranime faggot retard thinks. Too bad honor killings are illegal, or I'd recommend your dad to do one.
>>722667169>/v/ - Trad Meaning and Prime DirectivesThank you Jordan Peterson
>>722667169>7billion people>this one anon doesn't get laid>humanity ruined
>>722667253You’re on the tranime hub, blatant tourist.
>>722663425>>722663758Based
>>722667240Post modernism has failed you and caused you to ignore biological reality. Sad. Many such cases.
>>722667118They know their fanbase is full of predators and child rapists but money speaks louder.We don't hate Nintendo enough.
>/v/: Nintendo needs more games >Nintendo: here are the games >/v/: lets talk about pedo You faggots are fucking insufferable
>>722667354>>722667198
>>722667220No, this video doesn't have comments because all Youtube Kids videos do not allow comments.
>>722667336>>>/a/
>>722667382What games?
>>722662956>white babyPro-natalists and /pol/ won
>>722662956Where is the diversity? I can't believe Nintendo would upload this anti-woke SLOP!
>>722667369I'm more curious if you're capable of original thought.
>>722667431>not even mootIgnored. >*taps Yotsuba banner*
>>722663546Do you like wan piss so far?
>>722667169>this ruffles the tranime weeb
>>722667118Sometimes I feel like a weirdo.Then I'll watch something like this and come away just thinking "That's cute." and then go into a /v/ thread about it where anons discuss baby fucking.Then I remember I'm actually way more normal than I think.
>>722667535>still contributes to anime because he sold his soul to the industryAnd yet, we won in the end.
>>722662956can't wait for the rule34
>>722667510>tabs banner
>>722667375>they know their fanbase is full of predators and child rapists but money speaks louderBut enough about the Epstein files
>>722667575It's just bait and edgy teenagers thinking dark humor is lulzy. This shit happened in the 90's, but there was only a few tens of retards instead of tens of thousands.
>>722667589>we won in the endWon what?
>>722666124my headcanon is that PNF404 was post-apocalyptic but time flows backwards, which is why there is more signs of habitation by humans in every new game. I hope this isn't related to Pikmin because this video was pure toddler pixar slop, but I am not that surprised if it is after they completely fucked the series with 4.
>>722662956Overacted and schmaltzy.Also, it's strange how this looks to have been animated with a pikmin carrying objects(mainly carrying the pacifier), but then they just remove the pikmin. Odd choice.But it looks like Nintendo is doing what they can in order to position themselves as the new Disney. This is just overly sentimental family oriented slop.
NintenDeen needs to make a video about this.The negative karma Nintendo has accumulated over the years thanks to the Famitsu troons is something that can't be overlooked either.
>>722667579Nah you're just a disgusting pedophile trying to cope.
>>722667118Hello, pajeet.
>>722667603Wow, sports, totally not a new board in the grand scheme of the site (2008) made for normals.>tabsESL
>>722667694Litteraly who?
>>722663747Video games?
>>722667648More anime, stupid.
>>722667734Stop giving attention to that newtroon already. Retard.
>>722667767The most sane Nintendo fan on youtube.
>everyone acting deeply confused about what the fuck nintendo just posted>artstyle reeks of illumination and the baby clearly has rosalina's hair/eye colorsI didn't even bother watching the video and I could piece this together with just the frame in OP, it's just a teaser for that galaxy movie.
>>722667734This is what your original overlord thought of you.
the baby is going to be a fighter in the next smash game
>>722667826Babies are 8?
>>722665360Shut up
>>722667827watch the video and read the thread
>>722662956>we want the catholic audience
>>722667847Nice image for the vaseline-zone.
>>722667648Nintendo's using Pixar animation style, so clearly the West has won.
>nintendo teases pikmin 4>takes a long while to came out>it flops>now this just 2 years after pikmin 4 releaseQue
>>722667826Nigger the whole point of puberty is to signal to the opposite sex that you're ready to procreate. Being attracted to prepubscent kids is 100% a mental illness and no cope you can come up with will convince anyone who's sane of mind otherwise.
>>722667827This is not Illumination's style at all. Also, why is there Pikmin music and Pikmin hidden in the video?
>>722662956Is this the kindergarten simulator ATF don't want you to talk about?
>>722667693>OveractedYou mean overanimated? There's no dialogue to overact with.
>>722667847You mean this faggot?
>>722667827Man what do you expect, the fanbase is literally autistic, any form of subtlety, if you even can label this as such, is completely lost on them
>>722667827We saw your previous postsWe dont give a fuck about your wrong opinion and you can see pikmins on the background
>>722667827The Pikmin stuff is what's throwing people for a loop.
>>722668006>i love tofuwtf bros...moot was a soiboi?
>>722668006I thought that was the Xbox 360 kid?
>>722667827>>722668019That's a boy child.
>>722667965Pikmin 4 sold as much as Pikmin 1, 2, and 3 combined.
>>722667997I think both of those things are gross, but anything happening to babies is bad. So you are bad for wanting to harm and abuse babies at all, in fact we are evolved to protect them from people like you. Your Omni brown pedo cope, makes me very happy I’m not in India.
>>722667859most correct post in this thread
>>722668128>jews keep me from fucking babies!!!Based Jews.
>>722667965>pikmin 4>floplollmao
>>722668128>let the intellectuals and smart people talkTell me when they get here.
>>722663758That baby has a fat ass.
>>722668128>the Jews are the reason you don't want to fuck babies!Seek some help before you end up on the news, seriously.
>>722668319>basically admits to being IndianLOL
>>722668319No they wont and what do you mean thankfully lmaoDo you realize how incompetent and corrupt they are?
>>722665920Women need to unironically get back in the kitchen.18 year old "fresh" women will now have been run through 20 boys and girls. Then there are the ones that aren't having sex at all. They turn into violent people who make social justice their identity. It is impossible to find a wife among these women. The spectrum is used up whore or political crazy or both.
>>722668319are you actually indian? lol
saars.....
>>722665456Don't do it anon, DON'T DO ITPikmin 4 is dogshit that retcons 1 and 2. The gameplay, story, and atmosphere is utter dogshit. too.Or Oatchi shit, I should say. That dog ruined the game.
>>722668473SAAAAAR
>>722668401I'm not American Ranjeet. Now please do the needful and fuck off.
>>722665920Just get a young one.
>>722668319>India and China will be the world leaders of the future thankfullyIndia can't even launch a rocket without it exploding in their own shit covered streets, lmao, and China has trouble getting anyone to trust a single fucking word any of them say.>all the plastic and lead inside your brains making you yap about nontopics all dayAh yes, despite India being the trash capital of the world.Boy you're one upset babyfucking ESL. Glad your country will never amount to anything.
>>722668556DO NOT REDEEEM
And remember /v/, only around 35% of Indians have Internet access. Grim days ahead.
>>722668319>baby rapist is also an indian
>>722668556SAR, GIV BABY I WILL BE NEEDFUL OF ITWHAT MEAN NO? IS NATURAL CATTLE PIG DOG BENCHOD!
jeets seething about whites like always
>>722668000Acting is not only delivering lines, ya know.Over animated and overacted are two different things. You can overanimate a man standing still, or doing some other mundane action. A good example of this, is that one anime where the opening sequence has the camera flying through the halls of a school. Even something as mundane as a character walking up stairs is overanimated. Overanimation is when the amount of effort put into producing a scene, is not yielding the value that such an expense should.Overacting can be the gestures that the actors(characters) make. The actual gesturing of the characters in the animation is overacted. Not over animated.
>>722668721>indieOh no, he’s broken!
>>722662956why is the baby white and blonde?
>>722668721SAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>>722668721>better work conditionsIf you by "better" you mean "worse", then yea.>more peopleNo, it has more Indians. There's a difference.>your country should be taken over immediatly and your people enslaved because they are nothing more than animalsShut up hindu-dindu, and get back to importing my trash I just dumped on my curb, lmao.
>>722668721>indieUh-oh, the jeet is so mad he's misspelling his own country SAAAAAAR
>yfw you realize it's a trailer for pikmin 5
BABYFUCK BABYFUCK
>>722662956nintendo are trying to establish themselves as the disney of gaming, that comes with many features, from having gay overpriced theme parks where manchildren will pay $40 for a plastic banana and record blogs telling us what their favourite dessert was and which ride designed for children gave them the most thrills, along with soulless animated films made for 40 IQ dimwits to have on as background noise as they doomscroll donald drumpf memes on bluesky, to shit like this, a short animated film that has absolutely nothing to say and nobody asked for
>>722667721
>>722668721
>>722668898>Pikmin 4's motion controls are still fucked so bad it's unplayable + auto lock>Pikmin 5it's over
>>722668898anon it's a pikmin movie, Nintendo doesn't make games anymore
>>722668510Pikmin 4's story psuedo-retconning 1 and 2 (while simultaneously referring to stuff that only makes sense if those game DID happen in the Piklopedia for some fucking reason) was shitty but the presentation is very good and the narrative is perfectly serviceable. The gameplay is take it or leave it, I guess it just generally depends on how much someone's bothered by the Oatchi focus (which you clearly are, fair enough) whereas I thought it was a fine change of pace
>>722665665 I'm 35 and just made the decision internally to settle with the chick that's been kind and shown interest in me for the past few years. She's attractive enough, but she's...a lot. My options outside of her are exactly zero though, so I'm gonna call it and go for the one that seems to somehow give a shit about me over some unknown perfect girl out there. I plan to confess and ask her to be my gf around thanksgiving
>>722666254Propaganda is just directed messaging for a cause. It doesn't require some fucking deepstate conspiracy to be called "propaganda". And clearly the Japs require some encouragement, considering where their birth rate is headed
>>722662956is this Rosalina?
>>722666436Teach my kid, in a suitable and child-friendly fashion, about the physiological differences between men and women's bodies?
>>722662956Pikmin theme at the end, innit? Weird ass trailer for it.
>>722663205>still goingnever did, birthrates still plummeting
>>722662956Jewtendo of Arabia
>>722664384>Squaresoft, before the Enix merger, invested a lot in animation to bolster their cutscenes and eventually make their own moviesYeah and that movie bombed so hard they had to merge with Enix to survive.
pikmin baby monitor, coming soon to your closest videogame store
>>722666289Nintendo just rebranded warpstar inc and made them handle whole IP licensing. They are probably planning something big.
baby got back!
>>722662956I'll admit it, I got a little misty eyed when the mom walked back in, it was nice. That being said, are we getting Pikmin music by the BotW/TotK sound team, or were they already the Pikmin guys to begin with?
>>722666090Anon...no.
>>722663141YOU WILL GET MARRIED YOU WILL HAVE CHILDRENRIGHT NOW
>>722671769I really liked the expressions on the mom, cute as fuck.
>>722672127this gives me uncanny valley
>>722663205Sanae might continue his legacy, including taking any measures to increase Japan population, except dealing with the things that prevents people from having kids.
>>722672225Cute minster
>>722672175The baby is straight out of a pixar movie, which makes the mom's face look off in comparison.
>>722672225>Margaret Thatcher, Japanas if
>>722672039>t. never had sex
>>722672127The face model looks a little off imo, but that's still some good animation that sill manages to convey a lot of emotions without words.
>>722671067Blackrock owns 4% of Nintendo, huh.
NINTENDO HAS EMBRACED FEET ALL YEAR.BASED AS FUCK.
wow you guys buckbroke ranjesh
>>722666616No, every nintendo franchise needs to appeal to disney women now
>>722671067Bring the bloody mattresses out, we're having blond kids tonight!
>>722672127
>you slowly watch your parents wither and die
>>722672127I hate western style animation so much
>>722665171Pikmin 4 came out in 2023, we're not getting another until late 2026 at the absolute earliest, though to be fair, in an ideal world we'd get new installments in any given franchise every 3 years
>>722672225The unfortunate reality. Politicians will always prioritize the what benefits the wealthy short-term. Hence why Abe thought it was perfectly okay to overlook a cult of foreigners marrying into Japanese families and sucking up all their wealth, while claiming to care dearly about the native Japanese and their birthrates. All words, no action.
>>722673121pikmin 4 was finished way before 2023, they just didn't release it until 2023
>>722665573Am 33, met my crush for the first time this sunday after talking to her for over a year, so it's not outside the realm of possibility, though she lives in another state so that complicates things.
>>722665670That's cuck behavior
>>722663141Pikmin teaser, if the Japanese Twitter users are to be believed.
>>722663141Targeting young kids to turn them into brand loyalists the second they're born.
I-IS THIS A NEW TEASER FOR A NEW SMASH BROS?
What's with the white only commercial. Nintendo thinks we are still living in the 50s
>>722665773>"murderer"Chances are so small they're more likely to become a tranny, dyke or faggot, that or a leftist, the latter of which is roughly 50/50 depending on the gender
>>722666254Niggas out there really consider heterosexual couples being portrayed in media as "straight propaganda", you can't win with people that argue in bad faith
>>722673486nintendo only has white characters in smash, a game with like 80 characters
Why is the baby white?
>>722673418That's fucking vile, I'd probably not expose my children to videogames until they're 3 years old.
Is it normal to feel suicidal because I won't ever have a wife and kids? I felt this way for a year and a half.
>>722673794Mario isn't white.
>>722674195How old are you and why do you think that is?
>>722674195My biological clock went into overdrive once my grandma died, felt like my family had just disappeared because she was the only member I got along with, and as such it made me feel that I had to make sure I made a new one myself because otherwise I'd be alone, did anything in particular trigger it for you?
>>722672681Thats a boy baby you homo
>>722673856Not enough japanese babies to take as a reference
>baby wears blue>has pink binkyso which one is it?
>>722674467you're all some sick fucks...
>>722674658I'm a sick fuckI like a quick fuck
this is absolutely made by illumination. nintendo cant animate this well.as someone said its probably rosalina and a teaser for mario galaxy movie
>>722662956Glad Nintendo decided to make a video about their general audience
>>722674658That' one was on Nintendo, just thought it was funny
>>722662956>>722663425>>722663546>>722663556>>722663758Rosalina voiced by Taylor Swift
>>722674759That's not Baby Rosalina, we don't even know what gender the baby is and it doesn't even look like her in the games.
>>722663758Looks pretty uggo compared to Pixar milfs
>>722674863Better than the recent ones atleast
>>722663546What?
>>722663546Everybody forgot about the Visual Novel kek
>>722663205>>722664284>>722665665>>722665573Cloned yourselves.>>>/a/282845894
>>722673794Mario and Luigi are italianA bunch of playable characters are Japanese too even if some might say that's basically whiteYou can also play as a negro coded inkling or a negro animal crossing villager.
>>722667871Baka
>>722674916What kind of pervert are you that you're watching recent Pixar movies?
>>722675230uhhhhh I saw the trailers
>>722663205Japan is healing.
>>722663425Nice feet.
>>722662956I like the theory that this is baby Rosalina and is part of the new Mario Movie. Like, she has psychic powers or something and that’s how the toys are moving around.
>PLEASE HAVE BABIES SO FUTURE HUMANS WILL BUY OUR PRODUCTS
>>722662956So it's a game where you control objects in the room to make the baby do things?
>>722675464They are being moved by Pikmin. You can even see the pacifier being pulled by two Pikmin from each end when the babby drops it.
>>722662956What is this cocomelon looking shit?
>>722675464>Rosalina's backstory retconnedI don't like it.
>>722674632rosalina wears bluerosalina has cream hairrosalina has turquoise eyes
>>722675743blue is a boy's color
>>722671220Their advance in animation didn't go to waste though, Square-Enix keeps most of their CGi cutscenes and trailers done in house. Also, they still made full features as Square-Enix, the Advent Children movie and the FFXV movie.
>>722675743That's stupid why would they make a completely different baby rosalina design if they used the same designs for baby mario & luigi?
>>722664389Pikmin is the last good thing Miyamoto did in his lifetime
>>722675894rosalina is taller than them so the baby form is different
>>722674195I felt like I could cope pretty easily by simply being an uncle, even though I really wanted children of my own. But, now for reasons it seems like my sister won't get children either so now the dread is really kicking in.
>>722675894She’ll use her vidya design when she is a little bit older and leaves home for the Luma.
>>722665773>have my child grow up to be a whore, drug addict or murderWell that would speak volumes about you, so....
>>722662956>>722663056i can laugh off lolifags but i genuinely could not be friends or even acquaintances with a toddlercon. its the one thing that makes almost makes me go back on my "its just pixels" stance
>>722675742This has nothing with the Mario Galaxy movie, but it wouldn't be besides them to change Rosalina's story a little, the first movie already made it so Peach is from another world rather than a native Mushroom Kingdom denizen.
>>722662956how can an adult say they like nintendo in public without feeling embarrassed?
There will be porn and you know it.
>>722674191Pretty sure new parents are already leaving their dumb kids to be taught by tablets at the age of 2 these days because they clearly are not ready for it.
>>722676104because you have no real principles and just go based on your own self centered feelings. "its just pixels" is a yes/no stance
Listen: if you want to have a kid, try to better yourself up so you are in a good position to have one, even if you end up not having any because the world is shittier than ever and we are just top fucking many already.But, whatever happenes, DO NOT HAVE KIDS BECAUSE OF AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, thats next to "our relationship is fucked so we should get a baby and marry to fix everything" in the tier of retarded reasons to procreate
Why a white baby and not an asian one?
>>722676208How can an adult say they like videogames in public without being embarrassed?
>>722676386they love us :))))
>>722669261Oatchi makes most of the game too easy. But the very end of the end game, where the game actually expects you to fully use Oatchi's potential. Oatchi genuinely brings a lot to the gameplay. And with that my conclusion is genuinely that Oatchi was never the problem. Only the difficulty. It's not the first time Pikmin has done multiple captains, but the asymmetry adds a lot to the gameplay and is a big upgrade.
I want to have kids, or at least 1, but:1.- I dont have any hopes of finding a suitable partner since I only attract lost cause2.- Dont have money nor the drive to pursuit 3.- I'd like to rise my kid(s) without electronic devices for at least the first 5 yeara of their lives. Which seems impossible nowadays
>>722676587How do I unsubscribe from your blog
>>722676386Reminder Osamu Tezuka loved Disney and thats why we end up with those big eyed white-like designs in anime.Same principle but in XXI century
>>722676587You can do the last one but you would actually have to parent still and not just leave them with the device.
>>722676364>almost 26>mom asking me about grandkids >can barely keep my car running and take care of normal responsibilities
>>722663425Feels designed to be as sexless as possible.
Are you sure this will help us sell more Switch 2's?
>>722670102I'm 35 and married my childhood friend. We are worried we won't be able to have children because we can't afford the fertility testing/treatment to figure out why it is so hard for us. We watched this animated short and cried our eyes out.
>>722666218why are you gay
>>722676348no, its like scat. its not real, but i cant look at you the same if you tell me you jerk off to literal shit play
>>722676663Too late, you already read it>>722676694I can do that, honestly. But that means spending my whole day with them, which seems only doable if i had tons of money and/or marry some rich woman
>>722676208Why should I feel embarrassed by a wife caring for her baby?
>>722676826yeah because you dont have a principled stance and just go by your kneejerk feelings
>>722676738Maybe not, but it will expand our business reach. Why are you in this board if you don't want this company to grow beyond its boundaries, Mr. Toss?
>>722676750my older brother is getting married at 38, they're gonna try for kids shortly after. Wish him best of luck, but with the current rates of children being born with the 'tism (1 in 14 males I believe) I don't want to take the risk
>>722676736>26Explain to her that by our current standards you are still a teen and people tend to have kids in their 30s like in korean dramas
>>722663425Can't wait for twitter artists to draw her for clout *sarcasm*
>>722676364I'm only 22 but I definitely need to get into better shape, I've been overweight ever since I stopped doing track in elementary and pulled something in my abdominals so bad while moving my stuff from my dorm a few months back that it legitimately felt like I was gonna fucking die.
>>722675504>>722665509>>722663205Get aids
>>722676750Pffffffttttt hahahahahaha
>>722676736>cant even afford a car>my job is gonna fire me at any moment>any time I have to talk to a human face to face its some bullshit directly makes my life worse>my country is collapsing around me every day>can barely afford groceries for me and my mom>mom discouraged me from doing anything besides goingt o school and being her marraige councellor >"whEn Am I GeTTiNg GrAnDKiDs???"
32 poorfag here, Im worried I'll be too old by the time I get a good woman (if any) and I wont be able to have kids.I also remember "donating" sperm for a microbiology practice when I was studying biology (I was 21 then). I was pretty much dry because i had sex few days before and also masturbated like crazy while abusing substances, but there were barely any swimmers and none seem active. I've never tried a fertility test since then out of fear
>>722666297Sony's run by pedos though.
>>72267673631 and I can tell my parents want that because they’ve gotten super dote-heavy on the dogI’ve tried dating sites and it’s just really sunk in how ridiculously high modern female standards for anything longer-term than “just sex”. 4s and 5s who expect 9s and all that shit.
>>722677017You are still young, better take care of yourself cause once you are near your 30s, its all downhill
>>722666835that's gohan
>>722676364I know I'm never going to have kids simply because I don't have a solid career nor do I have enough life experience to raise a family. I'm also an ugly aspie so that complicates things further. I only wish I could've made my parents/grandparents proud.
>>722665573>>72266566532, I wouldn’t care if it weren’t seen as a failure by other people.So mostly I don’t care. Everything about actually having a kid seems shitty.
>>722676736Why do parents refuse to accept that their kid is hopeless like this? I know it's a weird question, but I'm still KV at 28 and my mom refuses to acknowledge I have no luck with women.
Lets all pray for a fucking bleep like event where half the population gets whiped out, with everyone in this thread being part of the survivors. Not only will our chances be better, the world will be a better place. Think about it for a second, we've never been as many as we are now, earth is not designed to cater to 8 billion anons
>>722676895nigga what are you talking about? my principle is that i dont think it (art) should be illegal but i and everyone else reserve the right to think less of you as a person when you make said information known.
>>722676364how about dont have kids at all because its a psychotic act in which you are forcing something into existence? just leave it the fuck alone lmao, enjoy your own life and be good to those already here. no need to introduce more consciousness to the whole thing for no fucking reason. its retarded and psychotic.
>>722667648an insult to life itself
>>722667579Kill yourself.
>>722677630if you make a bunch of exceptions it's not a principled stance
Why did the mother not question how her child's pacifier wound up in the mobile when she wasn't lookingWhy did the child not cry when it was hit in the head with a ball
>>722677661>basic step of the biological life cycle its a psychotic act
>>722676750lol, this made my day better thanks
>>722663141Japan sent cheques to a bunch of high profile companies to shill pro-natality messaging. Nintendo used their now renamed Dynamo Pictures studio to make this slop pixar-like illumination short for the govt bounty
>>7226778531. Babies throw shit in weird places all the time.2. Whether a small child cries upon an impact is essentially random and is often dependant on the reaction of whoever is watching. If nobody is there, they often don't even make a sound.
>>722676348No retard I have principles. Fapping to cartoon pre-teens is based because they're the peak of attractiveness in females and we should be allowed to admire them and fuck them. Fapping to cartoon babies is disgusting because they're fucking babies and you're sick in the head.
>>722677558I’m sterile, everyone else dying wouldn’t help at all.
>>722662956I admit I have a morbid curiosity to see if western twitter is seething over this vid because "is a white baby".
>>722662956Nintendo wants the disney adults as well as their tendies, I can't anymore with these slant-eyed kikes
>>722672127cute and well animated imo
>>722678101You quite literally do not understand the word and are just giving more and more evidence that you're incapable of anything past how something effects you.
Im 32 and as a single kid from a single mom, Im starting to have anxiety about not giving grandkids to my mom before she dies. I already gave her too many disapointments, cant bare it any longer, but my only current option is my borderline personality disorder 30 y/o ex (we broke in 2018) which still is obssesed with me giving her a kid despite also struggling with suicidal tendencies. And the only reason Im actually considering kt is because, despite all her issues, she actually works hard since she was a tee and knows how to live independently, which is more than many other "good" women can offer
>>722677868yes
>>722678201Fuck off.
>>722663229If you looked at all of Asia you'll see that they idealize the white man. From indians to chinese people churning AI slop, even professional 3D artists over there prefer doing Mercy porn than some punjabi woman.
>>722678282stfu
>>722678282sneed
>>722677558I dont get why you think that would change anything? No one in first world countries is fighting over material goods (yet), we are competing over jobs and social opportunities. Not to mention most deaths would come from China and India.
>>722676208Nintendo is literally the only gaming company it's not cringe to like as an adult, because you can always say you play it with your kids. But playing the tranny shit from Sony or the 1000th iteration of call of duty? Fortnite? Roblox? Fuck that lmaoAnd indie slop like silksong pins you automatically for an incel so it's not any good either.
What's his next plan?
>>722678323>I dont get why you think less people would change anything>we are competing over jobs and social opportunitiesGee, I dont know....
>>72267673634 here. I am actually pretty successful with women, like tight hot blond women kind of successful, but I can't be bothered. I love my freedom too much, women drive you insane if you take them seriously enough to have a serious relationship.
>>722678403Mukbang collab with Brittany
>>722678341>because you can always say you play it with your kidsno one here does that
>>722678403to fuck everything up like the fucking retard he is
>>722678341Any time someone mentions their wifenkids I immediately lose all respect for them as a person, and only see them as a cud-chewing sow from that point forward.
>>722678623
>>722678623pure projection by a sterile cattle slave
>>722662956cute babby
>>722664919She's the anal princess.
>>722678450>job openings halved>potential friends and partners halvedThanosisters... our move?
>>722676104>>722678101>The codex does not support these pixels Every hill you die on is more retarded than the last , this particular one is "burning out pedo shaming in the name of anime".>>722678201And the only reason she wants you having kids is so she personally doesn't look like a failure mother, it has nothing to do with you. Glad I could help.
>>722678598>yeah, I can't wait to pass down my gaming collection to my future childreneasy, you niggas need more social skills
>>722662956For a company that always has this very specific autistic way of explaining and phrasing shit to prevent any form of confusion, it's weird seeing them post a short with no context, no explanation or any sort of information.
>>722662956What did they win?
>>722678910That just makes you look insecure anon
>>72267743827 hkvirgin here. My parents don't even bring it up anymore. But to my younger brothers? All the time.Do they think i'm gay?
>>722679069The flop in Europe award and the no software sales in a whole ass continent with nearly 800 milly people lifetime award.
>>722662956>child is not mixed>woman is not black this is literally black erasure and an attack to your average American couple, wtf Nintendo
>>722679068They did the same thing with EmioIn a couple of days they will re-upload it but with visible Pikmin and titled PIKMIN: Close to You, then a Pikmin 5 logo at the end.
>>722679157We still have Famitsu's magazine and reddit ;)
>>722678598God I wish I could suck the smegma out of Mina's haunted pussy
>>722664517
>>722672563>>722672681I agree, baby-making sex is peak
Would have been better if the baby was black.
>>722678738>>722678819I sympathize with him only because I know how many simps exist for breeders. They totally didn't get their job out of pity nor did they from their wives dads, no no they did it all right and were good little boys and pulled up those Bluey themed bootstraps.>>722677438Because it means accepting they failed as a parent. It's simply too much to bear. They would rather go awol and disown them entirely than accept the fact they were weak fathers/mothers. Sure you have one here or there who genuinely didn't see it coming or some curveball shit happened in their sons life to fuck it up like a divorce or injury, but that's only occasionally. The rest? Yeah those are just run of the mill boomers, you know how they roll already.>>722679158They just made Donkey Kong, calm down.
>>722677438>Why do parents refuse to accept that their kid is hopeless like this?Because they don't want to admit they didn't do a good job at raising their child.
>>722667827it looks nothing like illumination style you blind nigger
>>722678885>The codex does not support these pixelsmore like the world isnt black and white. im all for freedom of art or whatever, but i wouldnt have faulted keemstar for literally breaking into shadmans house and beating him unconscious for literally drawing his underage daughter
>>722679158>>722679349These imbeciles really posted this, chuckling to themselves, thinking they are funny and original
>>722663073only good post in this thread
>>722678341Refusing to play anything other than nintendo games is the video game equivalent of refusing to eat anything other than chicken tendies.
>>722677438>hopeless like thisman, fuck you
>>722663141Nintendo mentioned several years ago that they're branching into Movies, Theme Parks and Merchandising because, and I kid you not, they have so much money from the Switch they don't know how to spend it.
>>722662956if this is teasing mario galaxy 3 then it's based otherwise it's dumb and i don't care
>>722673060that's clearly Japanese cg style you faggot
The only good Pikmin game is the first one.
>>722678885Sure, and Im sure she wants to have my kids despite being more than capable of having children with other men because she knows I wouldnt be able to not take responsability. But still, sometimes cant stop wondering if this is my last shot at parenthood, thats all. Videogames videogames videogames
>>722662956>22% dislikesIs this seething from anti-natalist/white liberals or beta males that are angry they can't experience this irl?
>>722679527Mario princesses replacing Disney princesses would be pretty funny On that note make an actually good mario princess game.
>>722677438Because that is miserable and they don't want to see their kid suffering and alone, so they hold out hope
>>722664389Miyamoto has some kind of chip on his shoulder over Pikmin, he expects the IP to be as big as Mario or Zelda.
>>722662956Its ai slop look at those distorted blotchy eyes
>>722679439>more like the world isnt black and whiteNor is it pixels you delusional electric scry mirror abuser.>im all for freedom of art or whatever, but "You're not a furry, but". Yeah we get it you unwarranted self important prude.>i wouldnt have faulted keemstarOf course you wouldn't because he's a grifter much like you.>for literally breaking into shadmans house and beating him unconscious for literally drawing his underage daughterHe would excuse physical harm over pixels and then claims he supports the freedom of art. You're a fucking clown who wants to be the little drawn girl.>>722679658You life begins when you cut off the cord, maybe she'll grace you like mine did and simply die one year before cashing the retirement she always bragged about getting one day.
>>722663425Nice Feet
>>722679673there aren't any dislikes because there's no dislike bar>but the dislike extension!?literally made up bullshit numbers which has been debunked counts times
>>722679896>posts ai pepe image while seething over actual CG rendering animated by humans
>>722676736>33 years old>Parents have never once mentioned grandchildren or girlfriends or any of thatAt least yours actually give a shit.
>>722672039
>>722662956This is really offensive and hurtful to watch.Why does Nintendo hate the BIPOC and the LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA+ community so much?
>>722663556
>>722664389>>722679829He thinks this of everything he's ever made, he's more unapologetic with his fuck ups than Sakamoto.
>>722680021oof, yeah they've written you off 100% anon. Sorry
>>722676736>>722680021>35 years old>no kids>but my brother had some so my parents are happy
>>722678819>mmmooooOoOO! *irritated stomping*Sorry man that’s just all I hear
>>722662956This is what happens when a woman is the president. They start to post shitty baby videos.
>>722662956what the fuck those patent stuff really fried them.
>35 years old>dad doesn't give a fuck because his own marriage failing left him bitter.>mom already has two non blood related grandkids that fill the need, leaving me free.
>>722663425Remove the shitty baby and I will save your pic
>existential crisis thread for such an obvious Pikmin teaserReminder that Pikim Bloom explains pikmin are invisible to humans.
>>722680341Jus wait til the next clip when the black husband is shown
>>722680348What has Nintendo's patent trolling to do with this?>>722680449WAT?
>>722680021>>722680251>>722679087>>722676736Who the fuck are all of you still in contact with your parents? I ghosted mine when I graduated and it’s been a decade now. If they fucked up badly enough for you to be here why talk to them?
>>722665248>oh my god people aren't having enough kids>should we make it easier for them to have kids?>no, let's just attack everything that gives them joy in lifeEvery single time, no matter the country.
>>722680420I wish I had brothers/sisters with enough grankids for my mom so I can rot alone without remorse
>>722680498Holy shit anon, just because you have a bad relationship with your parents doesn't mean that EVERYONE ELSE also has that.
>>722680420>two non blood related grandkidsNo parent is happy with that.
>>722680443
>>722680686It's a good start. Now start with the enhancements
All mothers are whores.
>>722680498You sound like an angsty teen. Unless you parents were abusive or they somehow decided to cut ties with you, theres no excuse to be such a whiny faggot, you are not perfect neither
>>722680618If they fucked up badly enough for you to be moping about childlessness on a thread about an ad for Pikmin on this hellsite, talking to them is probably actively bad for you.
>>722668254that's probably the diaper, anon.
>>722676104just apply it like one would do to any other gross fetish that doesn't involve you no need to put any argument for them in the first place
>>722680759t. Shit parent/personThere’s no reason to stay in touch with bad people. It poisons the mind.
>>722662956Pedo thread.
>>722680490>lower your guard >Nintendo sweeps you with wholesome bait and switch I hope they patent the right to child birth as a game mechanics
>>722680686Thank you anon!
>>722680667Well, she doesn't show it, as long she doesn't annoy me with it I don't fucking care. Also I am sure she knows is sorta her fault I wanna be alone, she was a bad example, so was 80% of my aunts, so is my cousin who had to take a psychogist to break with his toxic boyfriend...only for like a year later return with him because she is a retard that believes the "i changed!" bullshit...
>>722679613japanese cg style is advent children. this is literally pixar lite
>>722665573I almost had a kid, but I'm glad I didn't because I broke up with my ex very quickly. It would have been hell on Earth for me to have a child with such an annoying piece of shit woman. I can't go through such stress and financial burden.
>>722680882Again, angsty teen and/or american, can only think in terms of dichotomies and extremes.
>>722680810thats kind of hot
ok whers tghe porn
>>722680970Not an argument.
>>722679502Super MarioMario Kart, Party and SportsPaper Mario and M&LDonkey KongWarioWareThe Legend of ZeldaPokemonAnimal CrossingSplatoonPikminMetroidKirbyStar FoxF-ZeroEarthboundGolden SunFire EmblemXenobladeSmash BrosThat's several hundred entries and thousands of hours of entertainment across most videogame genres. Definitely not equivalent to eating just one kind of food.
>>722681058Here you go
>>722681218xhe looks just like me... thank you.
>>722680498I did plan on leaving them behind but I lost my job, so I'm going to leech on them until they die
>>722679527Reminds me of how IIRC Stop Motion Laika will never have to worry about going bankrupt because the CEO/Founder is the son of the guy that owns Nike.
>>722680498My parents are great.My peers and their relentless pursuit for entertainment through casual sadism was what derailed my life.
>>722681285Understandable, have a nice day
>>722675145italian is whitei think the only actually Japanese characters in smash is Ryu, Joker, and KazyuaEveryone else is either explicitly white (Ken, Mario, Little Mac, Luigi, Simon etc) or a fantasy white (fire emblem characters, Zelda, Ness, Lucas, etc etc)
>>722681437>My peers and their relentless pursuit for entertainment through casual sadism was what derailed my life.What the fuck?
>>722681503he got bullied, and by the way he types it was probably deserved
>>722680953it's not for everyone.>have child>society views your own life as an individual as over; you're just a faceless NPC who exists to raise this child now>you now have maybe 30 min, total, of free time to play vidya or do anything personal each day>wife WILL make bitching at you about the child the sole purpose of their live, no matter how well you think you know her and believe she won't>daily lack of sleep over multiple years and general unhappiness at loss of your identities for both you will 100% degrade your relationship, to the point of failureand so much more
>>722681476Thank you Anon, good luck on you endeavors
>>722681607Some of it was, most of it wasnt and had to do with an uncontrollable physical reaction
>>722662956So this is the power of the A.I. that Nintendo will be using in their games now?GJ(Good Job), Nintendo.
>>722681206>t. chicken tendie manchild
>>722682212Ok, enlighten me then. What games do you play and would like others to get into?
>>722682393>heh, what food is there other than chicken tenders?embarrassing
>>722665573I found out that I almost had one but my freak ex decided to abort. I could have someone leveling agility for me in osrs by now...
>>722662956>hiding the reddit mod lawsuit on the same day they announce this trailersmart
>>722682393I like masterpieces of gameplay like Cyberpunk, RDR2, Assassin's Creed Shadows, TLoU2, HZD and GoW Ragnarok.
>>722681206>>722682393fucking lmao. why are tendoids so shameless
>>722682671I know this is an obvious false flag but tendies really do believe that these are the games Nintendo haters play, kek
