So...is this a new movie or a game? https://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1975549676825804977?t=zxlLFD68a2JhnGVeHz3qmg&s=19
Idk but I'm getting a boner
Nintendo knows their audience well.
>>722663026UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>722663026This is how Nintendo sees his consumers as
>>722663026Babies confirmed for the Switch 2
>>722663026diaperfags will be eating good.also is that baby being haunted by a poltergeist?
>>722663026They don't even remember Star Fox at this point.
>Pikmin musicWat
>>722663026For the toddlers and the other... Nintendo fans, the smash and pokemon fans...
>>722663026AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE NINTENDO IS PROMOTING NATALISM!!!!
>>722663309wow I don't care
>>722663026I don't know
>>722663026Baby Rosalina from the Mario Galaxy movie.
>>722663271>>722663326of course you dont, nobody is eating shit in this thread
How long until Nintendo patents diapers?
I get some weird vibes from the uktra white baby, large amount of toys and white mom, like of those racists 70s commercials
>>722663026NINTENDO REALLY IS THE DISNEY OF GAMING HOLY KEKTHIS SOLIDIFIED IT
Momfeet
>>722663026I know that Ninty busted a nut watching this.
>>722663326Don't reply to me, you filthy faggot.
>>722663442Yeah no, I don't care about a faceless company and their feelings on childbirth.
>asking us to have babies But we're childless losers
>>722663026What the fuck was that shit?Why did it have Pikmin Music? Why are the Illumination animators involved?
>>722663456Yeah, I felt a lack of black trans women in this video
>>722663271
>>722663275I have a hunch that it's a teaser for some kind of Pikmin series or possible film. You can see a little red thing move in the background at a certain point.
>Nintendo does something>/v/ gets madwhen will this end
>>722663572>Illumination animatorsare they? it doesn't look like it
>>722663026HAVE SEX AND MULTIPLY
>>722663026Reminder that 60 year old tendus spend their days on this board fighting for Nintendo's honor and jerking off to shit like this.
>>722663026>making this when half their target demographic uses r/childfree and r/antinatalismUh oh
Are we getting a fucking PIKMIN movie?WHO ASKED FOR THIS???
>>722663026I am genuinely confused and the youtube vid has locked out comments in the english version too.
is this the thread?
>>722663620White kid and a trad mom?Fucking Heresy
>>722663617Looks exactly like Illumination's style to me.
>>722663620>blond kids in Japan The larping never ends!
>>722663572Looks like a new pikmin game or most likely a movie. Nintendo is trying to become the Japanese Disney, along with the rotten core behind a cutesy veneer and extremely litigious. The colors of the blocks match the colors of the pikmin and the item is being carried around by an invisible pikmin
>>722663462Based
>>722663026>animation that celebrates motherhoodNintendo is entering their Inquisition phase destroying the woke cancer out of gaming spewed by the competition
>>722663637Who gives a fuck about random puppeteers?
>>722663598Me on the left.
>>722663462Based Feet Enjoyer>>722663497I’m shocked they didn’t use any of the babies they already have
>>722663026I thought Nintendo was anti-AI
>>722663656A Pikmin movie would be kino if it was purely atmospheric, had very little dialog and was centered around a cool adventure. Knowing Nintendo though it would be a loud comedy like something from the mid 2000s
>>722663637>this mentally ill macaco is projecting again.
>Nintendo is making their own CocomelonYou're ever beating the ABDL allegations now, tendies
>>722663613Nintendo should sneeze or cough lmao
>>722663725That's one fine lookin' wicker basket
>>722663026Nintendo used Confuse Ray. It's super effective!
>>722663598>What you hope they mean>LeftNo, not really, because it'd mean I'm talking to the most obnoxious person on the planet, or a plain downie if they actually care about Labo that much
>>722663637Half of that demographic will be dead by suicide in less than 10 years. Nintendo is just betting on a new and growing market
>Shitendo is now showing movie trailers in their directs and posting teasers in their social media Pottery of the highest quality!
>>722663725I can be the father that step up, i dont mind, kid is white so he wont be a criminal and he´ll end up loving me
>>722663665>youtube vid has locked out commentsThat’s why we have this thread anon :)
>>722663026I want a wife and child so, so bad!
>>722663026You can see something move here
>>722663026>single white motherlol The baby should be black btw
>>722663665They know something we don't about Nintendo fans?
>>722663932TKD and you go first
>>722663932Mutt's law
Pretty obviously Baby Rosalind
>>722663781Miyamoto would simply never allow it. He loves pikmin more than mario
>>722663875The mother doesn't look desperate enough for you, and you'd need a very desperate woman
>>722663932kek
It's a galaxy movie teaser obviously
>>722663026
this really mindbroke the nds trannies hard for some reason
>>722664031So why is it using Pikmin music?
>>722663924Pikmin?
>>722663026Look at the gap between the thigh and the gussetmy.fucking.COOOOOOCK
>>722663026This is creepy. I was unnerved watching this it felt like something was going to happen at any time
Jewtendo of Arabia doing nothing but movie slop for pedos is a positive for ninpedos? Color me surprised!
>>722663026The baby has Rosalina's hair and colors
>Movies instead of gamesI see nutendo's taking notes from sony
>>722663932Father is at work
>People on /v/ play so few games that only 1/20 posts ITT even recognize all the Pikmin references
Why is the macaco melting ao hard?
>>722663802I remember a random Store called Super Mario that they didn’t beat, kek
>>722664164Miyamoto doesn’t want to make Videogames anymore he just wants to do theme parks and movies
>>722664192>wife is at work
>>722664031>>722664072It's obviously setting up the Smash Bros movie. Trust me.
>>722664168>>722663114>>722663163>>722664081Seek help.
>>722664168jesus
>>722663026lol at 2:16
>The Disney of gaming Ninties finally admit that nintendo is shit...
>>722664236>slopnic spicevery time
>>722663026so it's pikmin uhh... somethingpretty cute animation anyway
>Pikmin taking care of a babyWould you watch it bros?
Okay, I think it may be Pikmin but I think the pikmin themselves have been removed from the trailer for some reason. Notice how the pacifier is kind of floating really high off the ground. If the pikmin are suppose to be so microscopic that they wouldn't be seen at this level, then the pacifier wouldn't be THAT far above the ground.
This is so racist and heteronormative it sickens me
>>722664287Kek>>722664291Correction: Disney+Apple of gaming
>The pedo is here trying to police the thread No one say anything bad about nintendon't!
>>722663026Nintendo deliberately made a video mocking trannies. LMAO!!!!
>>722663932Rent Free Shit Fetish
>>722664168Me behind the door
>>722664287>cpFor the most hardcore Nintendo fans
>>722663026i heard the pikmin motif and expected it to be a pikmin short film, but then nothing happened
>>722664340>the pikmin themselves have been removed from the trailer for some reason.probably because it's a teaser for something
>>722663026what's the difference
>Sony openly promotes tranny shit in fucking October>Nintendo releases this video insteadYeah, Nintendo's got this.
>>722663026>we want the toddlercon audiencewhy are tendies so weird?
>>722664428underage
>>722663932
>>722664168He kinda looks like a Baby Lucas
>>722663932Based!
>>722664340>If the pikmin are suppose to be so microscopicThey're not microscopic.They are about the size of a small coin, according to the manual.
>>722664463Based Nintendo.
>>722664484Go back to your chewing toys and your $340 picture book.
>>722664323honestly no. I always hated the le wacky baby hijinks episodes in cartoons. I fucking love pikmin but this would suck >LMAO THE BABY IS CRAWLING THROUGH A CONSTRUCTION SITE UNPHASED AND GIGGLING WHILE NARROWLY AVOIDING HARM ALL THE WHILE THE MAINCHARACTER GOT HIT WITH A WRECKING BALL!!
snoytrannies in shambles
>>722663725I wanna put my dick in her recently given birth vagina that's so loose I can barely feel it!!!
>>722664363>happy and pretty white woman cares for her beautiful baby YOULL NEVER HAVE THIS YOULL NEVER THIS
I miss my Mom.
>>722664545autism
>>722663026>Furukawa suggested that children can engage with Nintendo characters through other means, such as theme parks, movies, and the Nintendo Museum, if they cannot afford the console itself.KWABOTY
>>722664316>Seething SlursEvery single time kek
>>722664323No, Pikmin would work best as a minimal to no dialogue comedy/adventure movie based very roughly around the first or second games. Which is too based for modern Hollywood to produce.
>>722664596After birth a woman's vagina eventually gets tight again you virgin.
>>722664673t. woman
>>722664673That's why he said>recently given birthLearn 2 read.
>when the ball falls on the baby's headshit got graphic
>>722664660>trannyhogger crying over based wordsKWAB
Unrelated buthttps://www.nintendo.co.jp/csr/en-us/report/employees/topics/index.html?active-topics=topics01
>>722663026I'm here to ruin Nintendo and make it full 3rd party!
>MARIO IS CANNONICALLY A KEKKOLD>NINTENDO IS THE DISNEY OF VIDEOGAMES>NINTENDO IS A CHILDREN AND BABIES-ORIENTED CONSOLETendiesisters, our response?
So what got the sony schizo mad today?
>>722664612Sorry about your loss anon
>>722664614How? It’s a lame concept and seemingly every cartoon has a similar episode with the exact same plot and gags>main character entrusted with baby >baby escapes, oblivious to all of the danger around him and laughing >main character is getting hit with everything the baby avoids>main character finally gets baby home>parents arrive home shortly after >so, what did you guys do today?>ehhh nothing really!
>>722664794see >>722664463
>>722664823I’m not reading your autistic babble sis
>>722664596>>722664696lmao not even close. I basically had to “reshape” my wife’s vagina after she gave birth bevause it was so tight again and hurt
>>722663026As a mentally ill tendie that lurks in the troonmitsu threads, how do you come back from people knowing you're a grown ass man arguing over baby shit like this?
>>722664794Yoyei bombed. Snoy has Christopher (I see left and right at the same time) Dring out there doing damage control.
>>722664769Why is Pedro Pan holding his Switch backwards?
>red pikmin in the background at 1:40Okay, it's a Pikmin movie or something. That sucks.
>>722664669>Pikmin would work best as a minimal to no dialogue comedy/adventure movieThis is what I thought about a Mario movie and when they first announced one I hoped desperately that that's what they were making. Should have known that was too good for modern day Nintendo.
>>722664953Nope Yotei sold 3x Mario Galaxy btw
>>722664707he said>vagina so loose she can barely feel itwhich is biologically and factually incorrect
>there are anons ITT who didn't immediately recognize the pikmin themeyou should be more autistic like me
>>722665012Yes. Because it's still loose, after giving birth recently.Why is this confusing you so much?
>>722664908I know stuff like pic related is physically impossible, but I've always wondered, if you creampie a pregnant woman, does that mean your jizz gets on your kid?
>>722664463>Nintendo releasing baby shitNot escaping the allegations....
>>722665006>40% less than Tsushima>No Sony PR about salesYotei flopped.
>>722665016not any anon, but considering how boring Pikmin 4 is (and didn't we just get P4?), I'm not interested in a Pikmin 5Pikmin 3 mogs 4
>>722664735Trannytendo, catering to pedos since forever!
>>722665069>>40% less than Tsushima*physical. With digital Yotei comes out on top>>No Sony PR about salesSony never announces sales milestones for their games outside of quarterly reports
>>722664673this is wrongt. have a big dick and fucked a single mother prostitute raw, couldn't feel shit
>>722665060Anon, vaginas actually overcompensate after birth and get painfully tight because they just did a crazy muscle workout.
>>722665139Like George Cacioppo, the Sony pedo VP?
>>722665006/Raped
>>722665157Sony gave no PR on TLOU2 and Astrobot. Both games flopped.
>>722665016It was more autistic to expect anybody on /v/ to have actually played Videogames
>>722663598>acting like Steeldiver or Captain Rainbow is some metric of qualityIf Nintendo even bothered to port the latter, you'd be bitching.
>Furukawa suggested that children can engage with Nintendo characters through other means, such as theme parks, movies, and the Nintendo Museum, if they cannot afford the console itself.
>>722665106both good
>>722663026nintendo cinematic universe confirmed
>>722664323>Pikmin try to eat a baby by carrying it to their OnionYes.
>>722665062if you penetrate the birth sac, or fuck after the water breaks, yes.I mean sperm are small enough that, chances are some can get into the sac anyway but, they dont live long so who knows for sure.its also worth noting, any girl can get pregnant, even babies and toddlers, since you are born with all your eggs. The idea you need to have a period to get pregnant is simply not true.seems like we need to test it either way.
>>722665182>No proof*yawn*Uh-huh...sure kid...
>>722664963Constant exposure to Nintendo games has caused him to regress mentally.
>>722665060except they’re fucking not you actual annoying virgin. I have 2 kids just shut up lmao
>>722665271*pedomatic
>>722665191NTA but ATP Sony and Nintendo are in league in fucking the consumer over. You'd have to have negative IQ to think someone who hates Nintendo is a sony fanboy or someone who hates sony is a nintendo fanboy.I'd say Microsoft (which is named after bill's peen) is in on it but they're killing themselves atp so they don't even matterBut the unironic console fanboys in /v/ (such as you) who actively disregard this fact make me lose faith in humanity every day
>>722664673Roastie malding
>>722665291>Ninpedos are manchildren It just keeps getting worse and worse for that cult.
>>722665291cool edited screenshot
>>722663725>>722663912She is so beautiful. Now I feel alone.
they know their audience
I believe it is Pikmin related, but aren't Pikmin even slightly visible? The pacifier was too floaty to be held by Pikmin.
>>722663026Is Nintendo trying to make gamers have babies or something?I don't get it
>>722663026Games?
>>722665332>Sony and Nintendo are in leagueare both in league*, I should say
>>722665294You are trying to argue with Playstation fans. They are faggots with no kids, so dont try.
>>722663912This but both are the same person.
>>722663924I would assume it's pikmin. But how does that explain the haunted pacifier? Is it a new IP?
Pikmin 4 was released only 2 years ago, what makes you tards think we're getting a pikmin 5 already
>>722665441explain
>>722663026It’s addiction and coercive control indoctrination to get single mothers to enslave their children.
>>722665182It's more like the muscles that were initially elongated snap back into place and then tighten further as a result of lower estrogen production, but yeah.
>>722665526>But how does that explain the haunted pacifier?a pikmin's carrying it retard
>>722664209Sony lost another region
>>722665409This one isn't, though.
>>722664724Opps I mean Seething BuzzwordsYou’re the one bitching over Chadnic the Kinohog
>>722665623>snoys projectingI should've known
So is this Pikmin 5? Spin off? Or a new tv show possibly?
>>722665715Either that or Rosalina telling her origin story in the movie.
>>722665294See>>722665287
Pikmin spin off where you need to entertain and protect a baby without being found out
>ywn have a wife, baby, and pikmin to take care of them
>Tendies obsessing with Sony againMeanwhile they're worth 190 billion dollars today, 200 by the end of the year?
>>722663026I don't know why the hell Nintendo made this, but at the same time if I imagined Nintendo making a short film animated film, this is exactly the kind of stupid shit I would expect. Nintendo is run by aliens.
>>722665771To pikmin music?
Why japs are obsessed with white blonde people?Put someone from their race, except for silent hill feminism, I can't remember a japanese character that resembles a japanese person in the latest japanese games.
why are tendies attracted to babies?
>722665794>Nutendies hate the good old days when console gaming was actually good, especially nintendo's old shitColor me surprised
>>722665825The first Mario movie had references to other Nintendo games, so maybe?I'm leaning more towards Pikmin content, though.
>>722665601But pikmin aren't -that- tiny. But maybe you're right. I'd super, super love Pikmin 5. Or even another spinoff. Or movie. Or whatever. I'm always down for ore Pikmin.
>>722664053>When I enter /v/
>>722663026That was adorable.Also, don't have a fucking clue what this could be teasing. Obviously it has something to do with Pikmin, but what it actually could be is anyone's guess.
>>722665851They love to larp as japanese and in Japan all kinds of pedo shit is legal...
>Why japs are obsessed with white blonde people?
>>722665830Good morning Saar
>>722665830If WoW had characters like this I would subscribe immediately.
>>722665906Anon it'd be really fucking bizarre to tease a Mario movie with Pikmin music.
>>722665906>The first Mario movie had references to other Nintendo gamesOnly ones in the Mario Universe, like DK.They didn't make Zelda or F-Zero or Pikmin references.
>Pikmin music and a red pikmin in the background>Baby has Rosalina's hairis this really the bullshit nintendo's wasting their money onwhat the fuck is wrong with furukawa
>>722666002They had a Star Fox one.
>>722665906I wouldn't be too surprised if they had some Pikmin references in the Galaxy movie considering they're both space themed.
>>722665291>how can we mame a countries military capabilities by selling Nintendo consoles for cheap there
>>722666002Are you forgetting Mario playing Kid Icarus on his NES?
>>722666031Post it.
>>722663026I removed that tracker before searching that post. Get DUNKED on nigger. ABSOLUTELY DUNKED ON.
>Pedotendo has the screenshots homo crashing out AAAIIIIEEEE
Cast them
>>722663598Most of the time i mention cubivore or my nigga doshin the giant people look at me like im talking about some foreign film...
>>722666117Rock the Rock as the Rock
>mame
>>722665941is 2 years too short for a new Pikmin? I want 5
>>722666117Warwick Davis for all of them
>>722666085It's the Arwing on top of the TV.
normal white people's gaming company
>muh tendies>muh snoysTrvke: You all fucking suck. Stop sucking corporations' cocks. They aren't your friends. They hate you, just like their "enemy" (aka secretly allies in fucking over the consumer) company does.
>>722666117Willy Shatman as Olimar
>>722665601But why would they be invisible?
>>722666278You lost, Eric.
>722666068Profitable doesn't mean good
>>722666117I can hear it
>>722666278>you have to suck corporate cock to hate obnoxious shitpoting third worldersNo, I don't think so.
>>722666257Neat.>>722666072Yes i am.
'Fraid so
>>722666117they shouldn't talka pikmin movie should be mute
>722666321>ericI'm not your boogeyman, I hate sony too. I just hate nintendo as well. Console fanboys are scum, whether red blue or green.
>>722666394Huh?
Nintendo literally says you're babies
>>722666278who asked
>>722666425Nutendofags think it's based to hate good old things and like new bad things, and that anyone who thinks otherwise should be "cancelled" (nutendofags are SJWs)
Nintendo really loves moms.Make sure to talk to your mom /v/.
>722666460Are you mentally retarded? I'm not a snoy. I'm not a tendie. Just because I hate one thing doesn't mean I should be the other. It's possible to hate both. What is this, politics?
Never forget, this is perfect for Spooktober Month
>>722666536What makes you think I dont
>>722666409meant for >>722666321>>722666557meant for >>722666460
>>722666572VN's aren't scary tho.
>722666532>Unlike them, I'm not a shitposter, I'm the only one that SHOULDN'T be banned!!!!Tendies, snoys and xbots need to go outside and stop seething about sane people.
>>722666536Mom sex
>>722666626meant for >>722666532
>722666607>Reee, I need a (You)tendiesnoys malding rn kek
>>722666407People who say this have never played a Pikmin game and only know about Pikmin from Smash. Olimar can talk and he's got a deep as fuck voice.
>>722666068Splatoon surviving the Wii U is quite impressive, can’t believe it’s already a decade old
>>722666690meant for >>722666607
>>722666687Sounds like a schizo headcannon of yours.Not interested.
Have sex
Lol and of course Nintendeen is bitching about it
>>722665240steel diver is fucking great you tasteless faggot
>>722663026>Nintendo dead in a whole continent >Tendies report and sage any thread with sales data outside of their pedophile bubble >Jewtendo of Arabia only makes slop for toddlers >Furukawa tells their retarded followers to buy toys and visit the museum instead of playing gamesKWAB
>>722666165>Shit Emblem Shitgage
>>722666117Jack Black as Olimar.
>722666687>Tendiesnoys hate when their favorite company was goodSad
>>722666702I played pikmin 1 and think a pikmin movie should be mute
>>722666734It is, he's a dedicated shitposter
>Gaijin are procreating, why aren't you?
>>722666536Talked to her a few days ago. Kind of socks living on the other side of the planet from her and the rest of my family, but at least I can still give them a call whenever.
>>722666796meant for >>722666687
>>722666702I feel like minimal, more subdued dialog would be most fitting. The last thing I want is a Pikmin movie where everyone is loud and screaming and making jokes 24/7.
>>722666278don't bother trying to convince them, they enjoying screaming at each other far more than any game they could play
>>722663598What Nintendo themselves think a Nintendo fan is:Mario sports, Yoshi baby games, and Fire Emblem
>>722663271There hasn't been a good Star Fox game in so long people in their 20s don't even know that it was once a series that had good games. It's fucked.
>722666979nta but>I'm not a schizo>proceeds to call everyone he doesn't like EricThis is like thinking someone is hitler for disagreeing with you buddy
>>722666979You forgot to say that he "lost" and "got raped."
>>722666536Nintendoes what Sega don’t in making 5-Volt playable in Get it Together while Sonic Crossworlds couldn’t even make Vanilla Rabbit playable for the first time
>>722667003Redemption arc will never happen now.
>>722663613>>722663825The fuck are you talking about, shill schizos?
>>722666536She cheated on my dad and abandoned us when I was 12, no thank you. Growing up in a single-parent household sucks when your dad's away at work 99% of the time.
>Switchsnoys trying to shit on N64/GCchadsHow sad
>>722667085You lost and got raped.
>>722667068Based nintendo
>>722666406>using Nikke ads because playstation has no IP of relevanceHoly shit, sony is so pathetic
>722667085Switchsnoy doesn't understand when people are depriving him of (You)s
Actually the message is that the things children play with can lead to development and growth even when their parents aren't aroundThere, I saved the thread
>>722666687Don’t care didn’t ask, Gamecube is love, Gamecube is life and purple is the best color of them all
>>722666759Let's name the title of his 'Close to You' video. Word by word.Nintendo
I shan't buy a PS5. I shan't buy an Xbox Series X. I shan't buy a Switch 2.I shall stick to PC and old/retro consoles.
>>722667003Star Fox fans really are Envious
>722667328>wall of text shitpostGet better material
>>722663026It means "sex with children"
>>722667141I bring it up because Sonic Crossworlds mentions Vanilla quite a lot during rival interactions yet she’s nowhere to be seen
>>722667161Nice comeback pedo!
>>722666536>>722666635Best girl.
>>722664168>IT'S AWWWWWRIGHT
>>722667419As a SmashGOD, I approve of this message.
>>722667183Congratulations anon you’ve earned itStay hydrated, this is a genuine (You)
>>722667516I know...it's something I suppose>>722667578Very good girl
>>722667183you mean like they're left alone with a tablet to watch skibidi toilet and tung tung tung sahur
>>722667190Zoomers simping for GC has made me hate it.
>722667495>uses Splatoon memes to try to turn Nintendo fans against actual good Nintendo consolesWhy are you trying to make me hate Splatoon
What a fucked up thread.It's just an animation about a baby and a binky (possibly with some Pikmin in there too).
>>722664737I bet they fucked
>>722667726NDS is real
>722667701Are all alphoomers like this?
>>722667778>heh, Nintendo der--That's already a reserved acronym, nutendiesnoyThe Nintendo DS mogs nutendo
>>722667849>nutendiesnoyThe words have become word salad.
>>722667726I'm sorry Bowser-san
>>722667881I'm just using the Sony/Nintendo shitposters' lingo against them.Fight fire with a nuke
>722667942>I-I'm not a snoy, you are!Sorry, nutendiesnoy. You're a snoy now. Sorry, I DO make the rules.
>>722667942You never had a Cube. Tendie status revoked.
>>722667567The only pedo here is you. Enjoy prison, child stalker.
>>722667202is
>>722663932HOLY BASED
>>722667163>>722667085
>>722667413>>722667328
>>722663598personally i blame the wii gen
>>722668108promoting
>>722667778Tendies are actually deranged. You just call it a syndrome because it almost helps you sleep at night.
>722668143>Nutendiesnoy is desperate for (You)sholy shit lmao
>>722667562>>722667413>>722667707>>722667495>>722667779>>722667701>>722668002>>722667942
>>722668261Sorry dude you missed out on the kino
>722668309>Nutendiesnoy malding so much I'm depriving him of his primary attention currency that he's trying to give himself (You)sKek
>>722668269>>722668143
>>722665830>Why japs are>Posts AI slopRanjeep please.
>722668383>still at itYou can smell the seethe behind this post
>>722668056>My first console was the Switch 1, actuallyYou need to be 18 or older to use this website.
>>722668227ethno
>>722668458NTA but sadly I'm pretty sure some people who were kids during the switch 1 era are at least 18 now and are infesting this site
>>722665830They look the same and they know it.
>>722667707>Why are you trying to make me hate Splatoonbecause he's a falseflagger (or more likely a retard for fell for it and is earnestly believes it), the whole point is get nintendo fans to shit on other nintendo things/fans and make them look retarded, sow discord, derail threads
>>722663598Famitsu sisters... they're calling us out...those fucking nintensnoys will PAY for this this Thursday!
>>722668458Anon the switch 1 was in 2017
>>722666117The real one that needs good casting is this psychopath.
>looks at threadI really am just sick of this shit.
>>722667726it's obviously a sequel to this game
>>7226685808 years ago. So?
>cubesnoy>tendiesnot>snoysnoy>ericsnoyhow long have nintendo threads been this fucking schizophrenic jesus christ
>>722668558Yeh, probably likely desu
>>722668646Then someone would be old enough to post, do math
>>722668650You lost and got gapped, Eric. Fuck! I'm such a stud.
>>722668650yes
>>722663620>>722663932>>722664553>>722666394>>722668654Hello famitsu bros.
>>722668650>>722668732OoTsonys
>>722668602Tbf if nintendo didn't post a random video like this then this thread wouldn't have happenedI don't believe it's stealth marketing for pikmin either because we JUST got pikmin 4
>"THIS SUMMER">shot of a house>"NINTENDO INVITES YOU">shot of a busy city street >"ON A GREAT...">shot of a city skyline>"BIG...">satellite shot of Earth>"ADVENTURE">quick zoom into Pikmin size>Olimar peers out from behind grass blades>"What is this place...?">leaf next to him moves>he screams as a Pikmin also jumps, startled>after both freeze for a second, they turn to face the camera>Olimar gestures to the Pikmin with his thumb>"Well _that_ just happened!">THE PIKMIN MOVIE title swoops into frame>ALL THE SMALL THINGS blaring>celebrity cast member names plaster the screen>final shot is an unrelated scene of Louie saying "Well that was awkward"
>>722668692I'll just leave you to your retardation.
>>722668437>>722668383
>>722663026Just a Mother 3 translation announcement
since when are pikmin invisible?
>>722668781>R-Retard!Concession accepted
>>722663026>When they reveal that this isn't Earth and that the baby is Samus
>>722668732>Cubesnoy is the only one of those that makes sense.no the fuck it doesn't it just reads like pure undiluted mental illness, what the fuck has to go wrong in your life to make you think any of this shit "makes sense"
>>722666687>They seethe at (bad new games) while simultaneously praising (good old games)I mean, yeah? What's your point?
>>722668650For a very, very long time.
>>722668732>Cubesnoy is the only one of those that makes sense. The others are cubies and snoys trying to dilute the term with "no u" tier comebacks.Why are you like this?
>>722668650Hey at least there's another thread up, maybe that one is bet->Indian pedo having a melty when told that wanting to fuck babies isn't normal
>>722665016Midmin is overrated and it just had a game, let it rest for another 10 years again
>>722668650Yup.Now consider the possibility that this repeated behavior on /v/ isn't just ironic shitposting and that some console (Nintendo, Sony, Xbox, etc) fanboys genuinely have these sorts of takes.The one that pisses me off the most rn is "cubesnoy" because it's implying that if you don't like the switch 2 but like old nintendo consoles you "aren't a real nintendo fan", like jesus. That's like people who think Gens 7 and up are the only good pokemon generations and that "unovabortions and sinnohbabies are cringe"
>>722668997I would be very surprised if this was teasing a game.
>>722669024literally everyone who uses this retarded buzzword spam should be permabanned
>>722667701Zoomer? I’m a Millennial or if you want you can call me a Zillennial since as a 1995 baby I have the most fond memories of the 2000s, we even grew up with great cartoons too rather than the YouTube Slop the kids of today are growing up with https://x.com/destructo_dude/status/1973103770826318005?s=46
>>722669024snendietoys
>>722663026>Lust provoking image
>>722668650for a about 10 years since the mindbroken snoy has been spamming them
>>722667726Daddy Bowser would roast all the child predators in this thread
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SNESnoys
NESonys
>>722668650I’m pretty sure this thread has over 100 Buzzwords, idiots throw them around like Candy. Speaking of which… Trick or Treat!
>>722668650Since April 2nd 2025
>>722668873So that means... they aren't snoys.
>>722669314what the fuck does snoy even mean
>>722663598Paper Mario, Star Fox, and Mother should be added to the right side.
How do you respond without Buzzwords and Slurs? (Challenge Impossible)
>>722669506But... they're not seething at Nintendo because they think Sony is better than Nintendo.They're seething at Nintendo because they think OLD Nintendo is better than Nintendo now.
>If you don't like Nintendo, that's ok>If you don't like Nintendo, that's bad>If you don't like Nintendo, you're a snoy and you should burn>If you like Nintendo stuff but hate the Switch, you're a snoy and you should burnyou are here>If you like Nintendo, you're a snoy and you should burn
>virtualboysnoys
Why do Cubechads make /v/troons seethe 24/7?
>>722667328>>722666687>make up strawman>get mad at it? ? ?
>>722669659>OLD Nintendo is better than Nintendo nowAnd that'd be right. I miss the DS days, unironically
>>722663309And?
>>722669787You're unironically brain damaged
>>722669787(I agree.)
>>722669850>
>>722663026>35 year old tendies who can't reproduce are hyperanalyzing an animated baby video for references to possible sequelsI genuinely don't think there's a more embarrassing fanbase in media at this point
>>722666536I visited her yesterday and she didn't remember who I was.
>>722669928the pikmin music though...
It's definitely Pikmin related. Is this a teaser for a Pikmin movie, or Pikmin 5?
>>722669803I'm shitposting, you dip.
>>722664279What a bunch of weirdos. They need to get shot and hung from their entrails and displayed in front of their family’s.
are we legit having a nintendo fanboy civil war on /v/ or something
>>722669912
>>722669928> I genuinely don't think there's a more embarrassing fanbase in media at this pointDeltarune.
>>722669714Game & Watch GODS, we won.
>>722670161seething woman is >>722669850 btw
>>722663598Splatoon fans are rarely Nintendo fans, I've found. If anything, many of them like the series despite Nintendo and not because of Nintendo.
>>722663026What the fuck is this about? It's not even videogame related. What the fuck?
>>722670410Have sex - Abe
>>722668650>NESsnoy>SNESsnoy>64snoy>Gameboysnoy>DSsnoyIf you don't worship God Nintendo and their holy shit of a console that's the Switch then you are a snoy.
it's a literal nin toddler moviezoomers will buy anything
>cubie meltyjust stop replying
Why does the NoA upload of the animation have so many dislikes?What is there to hate about this?
>>722666759Sounds like he raped your mind. Eternally rent free!
>>722668862BRAVO SAKAMOTO
>>722670410I fucking knew global birthrates were going to get so bad there would be a worldwide “babies are awesome and you should have them!” Campaign. This is what will replace the constant LGBTQ+ propaganda we’ve been hit over the head with for the past 20 years.
>>722669787DS/Wii era Nintendo was terrible
>>722670591DROP THE PRICE!!!
>>722670591the baby is ugly
>>722668862The baby?!
>>722670591people get horny when looking at certain things, it can be little kids, men or trannies, and they take out their anger of what they feel on the subject instead of themselves, this is why the antis are always so schizo whenever they see a loli and they immediately start thinking of fucking the kid even if there's nothing sexual about the image. This is also why the ones who claim to hate lolis/trannies are always found with loli/tranny porn on their profiles
>>722663026Babytendo AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>722670591The IGN upload is like 50% dislikes.I guess people really don't like vidya companies releasing weird little animations like this?
>>722668997>MidminCome on, Pikmid was RIGHT there retard
Video games?
722670891
>>722671027Might be, but can't really tell yet.
>>722670673That era marked the overcasualisation of Nintendo games but they were still soulful at least. Now their games are overcasualized AND soulless!
I don't understand how Pikmin got this big. What kind of person is really into Pikmin? Why?
>>722663026tendies...you look like THIS???
>>722670591Zoomers and millenials are repulsed by babies and families. Totally healthy!
>playstation is all woke shit>nintendo is full on toddler Fisher Price mode>xbox is deadconsolesissies...
>>722663026For anyone wondering why there's an Aryan baby in Japan, this takes place in an alternate universe where Nazis won WW2, similar to The Man in the High Castle
>>722663026Is this going to be a movie about Baby meeting Pikmin and having a little adventure behind his mom? Like Toy Story but the kid is baby, and toys are pikmins?It'd be funny if Pixar sued them for plagiarism
>>722666912steel diver is a 3DS game, retarded splatoonpedo
Mamaberica 2 is coming. Tendie historians will know.>>722671101It's all thanks to Shiggy and his autism pushing Pikmin within the board of directors.
>>722671101> What kind of person is really into Pikmin? Why?Autists really like moving candy colored bugs around a map under a time limit.
>>722663026Why did they make it attractive? Nintendo is sick in the head.
>>722671176based, I like the pikmen
>>722671101It's a good concept and it had two good games.
>>722670593Go cry about the baby short on your channel Nintendeen
>>722671127Yeah, what are you going to do big boy?
>>722670410>le nationalist natalism man>cozies up with a cult of foreigners who want to siphon away familial wealth to KoreaWhat did he mean by this?
>>722665794Cubies most likely have only played games on the right because the Gamecube had no games
>>722670410Don’t worry we’re almost at Bump Limit
>>722669487Sony fanboy, but it’s lost its luster because Nintendo diehards now use it for a catch-all term for anyone who criticizes any aspect of Nintendo’s current practices.
>>722663026Cute but also>videogames?
>>722671151> It'd be funny if Pixar sued them for plagiarismOthers have pointed out how generic the premise of an oblivious baby getting into wacky hijinks is. Pixar doesn’t have standing. It’s like Nintendo trying to patent summoning mounts to get around environmental obstacles.
>FF 7 remake dev just confirmed that the no games switchy 2 is worse than a PS4 LOL it just keeps getting worse for the mentally ill trannies!
>>722671101>Plap-Step>Plap-Step>Plap-Step
>deletedLOL
>>722664596She wouldn't feel it even outside that situation
can't they at least make the baby naked?
>>722663835Man you're right that's a nice basket
You WILL have more kidsYou WILL name them either Mario or ZeldaYou WILL indoctrinate them into the Nintendo Ecosystem™And you WILL be happy!Ignore any sign of your child's mental illness
"Close to you" definitely refers to Pikmin, Miyamoto often says they could be around without anyone noticing.
pikmin bloom ahh ad
>>722669506>seetheThere's that projection again.
>>722663598sad part is splatoon 1-3 had more thought and effort put into them than totk and odyssey and mario kart world and any modern pokemon game
slopnic flopworlds lost and got gaped
>>722671835The nuNatalist movement (both American and Japanese) fails to address the societal and social reasons so many people stopped pursuing love and family. I want things to get better, but the part of me that watched the world become this can’t help but think we’re looking at the pathetic death throes of societies who killed their lifeblood and backbone for short-term gains.
>>722669159>it wasn't me it was someone else!
>>722666117Willem Dafoe as Olimar
>>722672224tranny babble
>>722672137>post got deletedKek, switchfags taking the L I see
>>722671378Hmm...! Damn brat!!
>>722671028No, I am very open about my desire to fuck spiders
>>722668514nationalism
I wonder if Pikmin exist in another dimemsion we can't see them in, but they can still interact with our world.
>>722672224Pretty much this. The people who should be having babies don't because they're smart enough to realize that with how expensive everything is now, starting a family just isn't feasible
>>722663598ringfit was a massive success.if and when a switch 2 sequel is out, it'll be another big success
>>722665498aerd pls
>>722671101Pikmin is unironically one of the most autist friendly IP Nintendo has
>>722670671as it should be, stay mad troon
>>722672326Glownigger or Glownigger adjacentYou can’t just psyop away the damage you caused.
>>722672458tranny schizo babble
>>722672358through
Charlie Kirk died for this
>>722670591Bad memories from the Emio's teaser, people learned to not get excited from any "no context and random" vid nintendo post.
>>722665240Captain Rainbow is one of my favorite games from that generation
>>722673103Charlie kirk was a nazi advocating for gun rights
What a cute video! ^_^
>>722673103>>722673284Can you guys not? We already have enough shitposters in here, no need to make the thread even worse by making it political
>>722673242But that FDC game was good.
>5 fucking pikmin gamesmy hatred for miyamoto will stain the earth for thousands of years
>>722673284Charlie Kirk would have wanted you to have a wife and children.
>ctrl+F "bloom">only one result >>722672093The mobile game's been surging this past year in Asian countries. It was always huge in Japan but Korea's been obsessed with it this past year. I'm not surprised that they're shifting focus when it comes to the franchise.
>>722663026...I felt actual joy from watching a fictional baby take his first steps.
why are people sperging out so hard over this
>>722663026definitely Pikmin but the pikmin cut out. clearly they should be moving the objects, but they have been intentionally cut out.
>>722673708because nobody knows what the fuck this is
>>722673689Why wouldn't you?Seeing a baby taking its first steps is a happy occasion for everybody, fictional or irl.
>>722663598Ngl, it's pretty cool to see Splatoon join the ranks of Mario, Zelda and Pokemon after just a decade.
>>722673708Because it's like that filler part in a game that goes absolutely nowhere and nobody knows why it's even there
>>722673708They see Nintendo They sperg
>>722673847that's the power of pedophiles
>>722673847splatoon does not have that level of gravitas that Mario or Pokemon have.
>>722673284he sounds based
>>722673991he sounds dead
>>722673829Yeah but like... I was genuinely fucking hyped. Goddammit this is why I'm getting qualified for early childcare. I've got a paternal streak a mile wide and nobody to use it for.
>>722674169and that's a good thing!
>>722663026I truly have no response to whatever this is. At least the cryptic nature of the Emio teaser came with an inherit implication of some kind of reveal later on. This is just like, a thing.
looks like ai sloppa
>>722670591NDS mixed with seething jeets raging at the sight of a white baby and white mother.
>>722672736purple
>>722666536My parents divorced when i was a kid, and my mom is a horrible person. I really wish my life turned out differently so i didn't end up with mommy issues.
>>722663026Is this what gamers want? Cute babies?
>>722674985Corporations want you to want cute babies so they'll grow up to buy more product and yield greater returns for megacorpo
>>722673441>childrenAnd he'd be fine with them getting killed by a schoolshooter. He'd have thought it's for the greater good.
>>722674494its just pikmin without the pikmin, they should be throwing the things around and moving them. one poster even showed a blurry thing in the background that I'm quite sure was a red pikmin
>>722674985I mean, I want a cute daughter to hug and love but I know it's not going to happen.
>>722675315Why specifically a daughter?
>>722663026What did they meant by this?
>>722675365You can't treat a boy like a cute baby all of their life.
>>722675398thats a cute ruffle
>>722663026So cute it makes want to have (white) babies!
>>722675206the greater good
>>722666536OK, I yelled up the stairs. Now what?
>>722674930pikmin
>>722674985>cute>babiespick one (98% of the time)
>>722674494>This is just like, a thing.why do zoomers type like this?
