Why do we hate Horde players again?
>>722672265Maybe the murder or the rape or the rampant murderrape that is canon lore in Warcraft I?
>>722672783Thrall apologized for that, probably. I genuinely don't know, he seems like a shit leader that half-asses everything and is solely carried by being green jesus. I miss Garrosh.
>>722672783just a prank, bro
Because they're the lamest kind of villains. They commit atrocities and then play the victim, acting like they had no other choice. The players are also incredibly whiny & have a massive victim complex when it comes to the lore.
>>722673745Didn't the Alliance players cuck Baine out of the Highmountain Tauren storyline because they felt threatened by the big scary cow man?
despite writers killing all of the cool old characters on the horde somehow they are still far more interesting why Horde always has activity tied to itinitiating conflicts, internal struggles you name itAlliance never has anything even remotely close despite having so many opportunities >Wrathgate incident where nobles/generals demand invasion of Durotar despite the campaign in Northrend>Inclusion of Worgen at first was met with hostility from Varian, imagine if others went into armed conflict with night elves over it>zero fucks were given when Magni Bronzebeard returned, almost causing civil war and Moira kidnapping Anduin
>>722672265all WoW players should be hated
>>722672265cute dog
Tauren women owe me sex.
>>722674808You destroyed Camp TaurajoHumans owe Tauren women sexAnd maybe a third Alliance capital
>>722672783Mhmmm rape good.
>>722672265I look like this
>Left: would let him fuck me>Right: would let him sit on my face in between bouts of him rutting my guts
>>722672265forsaken being allowed to be part of the horde at any point
>>722674808This
>>722677549>human breasts instead of fat juicy udder
Back in 2006 common saying was "horde is humans playing monsters and alliance is monsters playing humans".
>>722677736common saying among 12 year olds thinking they're deep?
>>722676516haven't played wow in several years, please tell me this is edited.
>>722677736Sounds about right, a bunch of fat neckbeards who think they're superior to others because they play the ugly "misunderstood" green guy in a video game, lmao
>>722677812Triggered allyfag detected
>>722677549Winter soon!
>>7226779242nd shot is
>>722678363>>722677924misclicked post before finishing my sentence. the updated Gnolls got that treatment though
>>722677736Explain furtherAren't Alliance players pure dogshit at PvP? How can they be toxic if they lack the means to actually be toxic?
>>722678292Imagine the cuddling...
>>722672265We wuz victims
>>722672265wish i looked like this
Horde wonAlliancels eternally seethingHow's your tree doing?How's your new shanty town while blood elves get updated Silvermoon?Stay losing cucks
>>722678363oh thank god, played a tauren for a while. I hate this art style so much.
>>722672265Salt. The alliance players realized long ago that the Horde was getting better treatment by the writers. They screamed "Metzen's bias" but couldn't comprehend the reality that they just have shit taste.The alliance was designed to be as generic and boring as possible so that players unfamiliar with the lore could have a generic DND skin to roleplay with. This is made evident with the insane dedication to getting blood elves/high elves into the alliance, to the point where the Void Elves were rejected because of simple color differences.They can not admit that they are the most commercialized, pedestrian faction that is so pigeonholed into lawful good they have essentially done NOTHING for the majority of WoWs existence all while Thrall, Garrosh and Sylvanas completely dictated the entire narrative.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-MPr5O3buA
>>722672265You should hate blizzard for refusing to do anything with the Alliance after wrathgate. Hell, the moment Varian returned in wotlk the Alliance was reduced to Humans and their sidekicks, then somehow further degraded into Humans and their sidekicks get to watch Night Elves job for the nth time
>>722678468they had far worse racials so it was hardly fair
>>722673745>The players are also incredibly whiny & have a massive victim complex when it comes to the lore.but i thought they wanted to be the bad guys. they were just jews in the making the whole time?
>>722672265I wanna pet a Highland cow.
>>722676516Miss me with the yassified Tauren but I would bend him over and tonguefuck him too.
>>722679709>live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere>can pet cows like these every day on my way to worklife is good
>>722676516I *HEAR* Patrick Warburton on the right.
>>722673745>>722679647Camp Taurajo tho
why are highland cows so much cuter than other bovidsdo they have any cousins that share attributes with them?
>>722679968It is kinda fucked the Alliance burned down the tents of soft nature loving cowmen instead of fighting the orcs or undeadFar as I see it the Alliance deserved Theramore.
>>722680065>Far as I see it the Alliance deserved Theramore.And more.Jaina has blood on her hands.
>>722680065>nature loving cow men>go to camp taurajo, talk to tauren>these orcs need help cutting down the elven forests for a new OrgrimmarThat shit goes out the window whenever orcs are involved.
>>722681334Tauren are reasonable about their nature worship and druidism isn't the highest religious seat in their culture.Since night elves are just ripped off of other fantasy settings they low key have a thing about plants having feelings and making their buildings by manipulating the plants into the shape of them.It's like comparing vegetarians to vegans.
>>722679887Lucky worthless bitch ass nigga
>>722681918They don't spend entire millenia dreaming about said plants and shit. You've again, only convinced me that the Tauren have zero spine when it comes to nature outside of their immediate holdings. They do whatever orcs tell them to do.
my kind of thread
>>722679040this boy is rightand as a 10 year old I had the foresight to understand, I'm playing a fantasy game, now why in the heck would I choose to be a HUMAN in a fantasy game? so fucking boring.ZUG ZUG!!!!!!! BLOOD AND THUNDER!!! STRENGTH!!!
>>722682541They're cow people, they don't have a deep cultural connection to trees.
>>722682975WOULD
>>722682975
>>722679887On the other hand, you *have* to live in Scotland.
Human men want only one thing...
>>722683483Not true.I want a steak and a hamburger.
>>722683483>TFW no cute gentle loving mommy cow to hug the anxiety awayI really shouldn't tear up typing that.
>>722672265horde won vanilla wow btw, had majority realm, battlegroup and pvp dominance.
>>722683795TFW indeed
>>722683795Let it out anon. We all experience a moment like that one way or another, sooner or later, once in a while or repeatedly
>>722672783Orcs are like 10% of the Horde at this point and the orcs who actually did all that shit are geriatric.
I played exclusively Forsaken and I hate the Horde too.
>>722684303I appreciate it. I've dealt with this *plague* since I was young. But I'm finally getting actual help soon. Cuddle Sex with a big cow lady would also be very nice too. (So I'm not just blog posting)
>>722679040>writers intentionally write one faction to be shitty even though there was plenty of inter factional conflict or grey morality they could have drawn from like dissolution of alterac>witers intentionally flanderize the night elves to make them as powerless as inoffensive as possible compared to Warcraft 3>retards online then go on and make shitposts about how it was always this way and alliance bad, horde good because alliance boringThe only thing that's missing is you posting orced shit to compete your epic shitpost.
moooooo mooooooooo lol
>>722685710Nah, Nelves being jobbers are on brand. How do you have demigods and dragons on speed dail and still lose every major conflict?
>>722685974>How do you have demigods and dragons on speed dail and still lose every major conflict?Because they are written by a horde fetishist?
>>722684863At this point there are more elves in the Horde than any other race.It's over for the green boys.
>>722672265>tfw nobody to tell my war stories about my High Warlord grind toThey will never know my pain. I suffered as a troll warrior surrounded by Hardiness Orcs. But nothing was sweeter than popping berserking at 5% hp followed by immediately clicking a macro'd Life-giving Gem and a soulstone and watching some mage shit their pants
>>722672265Haven't played WoW in years, but I never got why people would get worked up over which faction is best beyond "having the race I like".
>>722672265I want to lick the ears of a cute Blood Elf woman.
>>722672265:P
>>722683058Playing as a green nigger doesn't make you more interesting, faggot.
>>722686926Humans are naturally tribalistic, but they're not allowed to express it irl so they channel it into sportsball and vidya
>>722672265a horde looked at me funny one day while walking and i took that personallyso i decided that i'm going to genocide his entire existence
>>722679040Then don't put them in the game you retard. Just make both factions two Hordes with big brutes on both sides. Or make the Alliance the enemies.But they couldn't in any circumstance do that, because tons of people want to be lawful good human knight, or elf or dwarf, me included. And a fantasy game NEEDS those optionsStop excusing bad writing because you'd rather pick option B
>>722673427>Thrall apologized for thatfun fact: he never did.
>>722686926Play on an active pvp realm for any length of time and you will learn to despise the opposite faction pretty fast.Alli players in particular are vocal about it since they all developed PTSD from getting corpsecamped in Redridge and STV.
>>722688428>Humanswere talking about orc tribesmen
they'll give tauren a good treatment finally in midnight, r-right?we're due for something h-haha...
>>722690272Being forgotten by Blizz is a blessing.Be glad they haven’t blown up Thunderbluff or dragged Baine into being the center of the plot for a bit just to emasculate and humiliate him before being killed off and replaced by a woman. If you have any love for Tauren at all the last thing you should want is for them to be relevant in any way.
>>722685710Knaak was probably the man that made Metzen realize Night Elves are gay in how much of a cringe OC he made Malfurion.
>>722691201Has any single person done more damage to multiple Blizzard franchises than Knaak? Danuser and Golden probably come close, but Knaak completely shit on both WoW and Diablo and neither really ever recovered.
https://files.catbox.moe/pcjed3.png
>>722690272Feel free to wait for Blizz to fuck up Thunderbluff the same way they did Nu Orgrimmar
>>722679887I was about to ask if you really weren't worried about getting shot for trespassing but I remembered not everyone is American
>>722679943Well, now I do too, so thanks for that, I guess.
Apparently I have 16 days left on my sub so i might as well check out legion remix.
