No thanks, fuck your remasters, make new games.

>>722673301
Why tho

ME? I'M HORNY, SHORT FOR THE HORNED REAPER
I'M CHUMS WITH THE DUNGEON KEEPER
UNBELIEVERS BETTER TAKE A STEP BACK
BECAUSE I SET TRAPS TILL THEY LEAVE YOUR NECKS SNAPPED
FORGET A PIMP SLAP SWITCH UP THE SYNTAX
TAKE AWAY THE P, SEE I DELIVER IMP SLAPS
THERE'S A SLIM CHANCE THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN AN ENEMY
WITH MELANIN AS RED AS THIS; THE MENACINGEST SKIN RASH
BETTER BRING YOUR SHIN PADS
'CAUSE WHEN I SWING AXES
THERE'S AN EQUAL NEED FOR MEDICINE AND BIN BAGS

I'M HORNY, SHORT FOR THE HORNED REAPER
I'M CHUMS WITH THE DUNGEON KEEPER
(2X)

YOU OUGHT TO HAVE TAKEN A TAD MORE CARE
WITH YOUR FORTIFICATION 'CAUSE THAT WALL THERE'S
GONNA FALL AND THEN CAVE IN, I'LL NAB YOUR LAIR
YOU'LL BE SORE AS THE DAY WHEN I STABBED YOUR BARE BOTTOM
AND IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN
I HAIL FROM A PLACE THAT IS FATALLY ROTTEN
SO DEBASED I CAN MAKE EVEN SATAN PEE OFF
AND I MUST SAY THAT IS PAINFULLY OFTEN
YOUR SAFE, I'M UNLOCKIN', KNICKING YOUR MILLIONS
STICKING YOUR MINIONS STRAIGHT IN A COFFIN
I PLUNGE IN TO YOUR DUNGEON, LUNGIN' THROUGH YOUR LITTLE BUGGERS
LIKE I'M CUTTIN' THROUGH AN ONION
UNDER YE' FOOT, PLUNDER YE' LOOT
FUNNELING YOUR FUNDS TO ME, CAN YOU COMPUTE?
THE HEART OF YOUR DUNGEONS THE DUNGEON HEART
I'M TAKING PLEASURE, BREAKING IT AND PULLING IT APART
THEN TAKE YOUR TREASURE, CLAIMING IT, AS BULLION IN CARTS
NOW YOU SEE RED, I'M THE BULLY IN THE DARK

I'M HORNY, SHORT FOR THE HORNED REAPER
I'M CHUMS WITH THE DUNGEON KEEPER
(2X)

THE HAND OF EVIL STRIKES AGAIN!

>Play Dungeons 2
>The gameplay is good, the writing is some of the worst example of german """humor""" I've ever seen. DLC is written better, and is actually challenging.
>Play Dungeons 3
>Incredibly based, an improvement in every regard.
>Look at Dungeons 4
>They've removed Dungeon Keeper from the Dungeon Keeper successor

...why?!

>>722673301
It really doesn't when KeeperFX and fan patches exist.

>>722673835
There's also Naheulbeuk Dungeon Master - it's basically Dungeon Keeper but French, including monsters going on strike, scantily clad elves, and unique shitting sounds for each creature type.