STEAM IS DOWN
HE RAN OFF WITH THE MONEY NOOOOOOO
every fucking tuesday we've had this thread for almost twenty years.
Yeah. This is fucked up.
>>722675879GAAAAAAAAAABEEEE>>722675879
AGAIN
>>722675879
Came her to post thisFuck Gaben you fat cunt i want to play fucking Marvel Ricals before im forced to have sex with my wife.Holy shit it took me 35 minutes for my daughter to go to sleepI WANT TO PLAY FUCKING VIDEOGAMES HOLY SHIT I HAVE ONLY 1 1/2 HOURS BEFORE STRAP-ON TUESDAY AND THAN WE WATCH SOME FUCKING NETFLIX-SLOP.THIS FUCKING FAT BILLIONAIRE AND HIS RETARDED DRM PLATFORM SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE GAMES ON GOG
my 300 dollar CS2 inventory...
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
apologize
NINTENDO SUE GABE
FUCK YOU GABEN YOU FAT RUGPULLING JEW
No worries, I'll just find my physical copy of orange bo-ACK
i literally just bought a new pc a few hours ago, it's fucking over bros.
I LOVE AQUA
ConsoleGODS win again.
>>722675879I PIRATE EVERYTHINGNOT MY PROBLEM
FUCKIGN NIGGERFAGGOT GABEN UPGRADE YTOUR SERVERS YOU FUCKING NIGGERNIGGERNIG
oh noyou better come over to battlenettry the call of duty demohaha
>>722675953>every fucking tuesdayit's earlier than usual
Steam is dead and xbox is the coffin.
>>722676070>he doesn't enjoy strap-on tuesdayFaggot.
>>722675879>STEAM IS DOWN
>>722675879Good. Enjoy the reality of owning nothing.
>randomly cant play my own video gameswaow..
>>722675879My games still launch just fine, thoughbeit.
>>722676230y-you too
>>722676302>Water, not oilIve seen more retarded things, but still, pretty retarded.
>>722676070BABE IT'S 4PMTIME FOR YOUR *PEGGING* SESSION
>>722676436>my ownThose arent your games they're Gabe's
It's over...
>people still don't know about the weekly tuesday maintenance
>>722675879ITS OVER, BILLIONS MUST GO OUTSIDE
>>722675879with jews, you lose.
>>722676302MY BROTHER...
Is all it takes some trannies DDOSing steam to make my library worth thousands to just stop working? i'm blackpilling bros
RIP gaming
>>722675879Steam is not down, Gabe had heart-attack and died and he brought Steam along with it as a final fuck you to gamers for flooding his email with shit
>>722675879Why does steam always go down right when I log into it on a new device?
>>722675879>mfw I don't use steam
Did stream get hacked?!
>>722676652>India 0.0%Lmao pajeets
>>722676436If the game has it's own game launcher you can get there by the steam common folder.
NOOOO I CAN'T PLAY UMAMUSUME NOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm not even logged inJEETED
my games are gone
>They fell for the steam meme
um bros why is it down this early?
CHECK CNN GABE FUCKING DIED
it's UP
>>722675953it was fucky last night, this isn't usual tuesday fuckery
>>722676412Cirno is the weakest
>>722676879>play gacha on steam>missed dailies once>life ruined
Let me in, let me in!
>>722676954NVM IT'S DOWN AGAIN FUCK
EGS is up fellas :)
JUST WHEN MY STEAM PAGE WENT LIVE!!
yeah it logged out and let me back in but then acted fucky and offline all last night from like 2am ESTI didn't think it would be DEAD-DEAD this morningdo you guys think they'll come out saying there was a big breach or something
what is their problem? can't we just nuke these retards already?
REMINDER THAT STEAM IS ALWAYS ONLINE DRM SOFTWARE DISGUISED AS A STOREFRONTFUCK STEAM
>>722677039I'M DYIIIING
HOLY SHIT I DON'T ACTUALLY OWN MY GAMES I NEED STEAM TO PLAY THEM FUCKKKKKKK
so that's why cloud sync was yelling at me
MY DAILIESNOOOOOO
>>722677039Good thing I did my BA dailies last nightBonga and Genshin are not on Steam
>>722677110Shut the fuck up Tim. I won't use your store
Valve is finished
IT'S BACK UP NOIGGAS
>>722677039
>Steam is downWow
Who would've though that making a hyper-centralized marketplace with always online requirement could lead to this.
>>722677221Stop lying
Ubi Connect still online
>>722675879>steam is down>ffxiv is not down>cant play ffxiv cause of steamyikes
HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT THIS NOTIFICATION
>no league>no steam>random streaming sites are also killedWhy do all these websites share the same infrastructure?
>>722677342>Cause of death>Fat
>>722677146Russians live on CS2 they'd never attack steam
STOP KILLING GAMES
i can't believe tim sneedey actually won
chinks are looking to catch a range ban
>>722677342>ITS FUCKING REALhttps://x.com/Dexerto/status/1326355021093498880
Never Trust Valve
>>722677342>>722677516REST IN PISS
>>722677480fucking anime slut
>>722677516shut the fuck up kyoppi
>>722675879bitch I'm at work I don't care.
>go offline mode>play game waow
Then 5 minutes pass and everything is back to normal
>>722676652it's a botnet with like 300k shitty insecured routers actually
NO NOT MY TITTY GAMES
we're back boys
>spent thousands of dollars to games I can't even play anymoreThank you Gaben you fat prick
>>722675879SOMETHING WENT WRONG
its up
Daily reminder, you buy licences which can be revoked at any time, not games.
ITS DOWN
>>722676607Why is he cooking in the bathroom? What's wrong with mutts? Is it the fluoride?
I'M BACK ONLINE LADS
The following storefronts are down and never coming back while Steam is only temporary down.>PS3>PSP>PS Vita>Wii>Wii U>DSi>3DS>Xbox 360Defend this, console cucks.
Works on my machine :^)
who here playan kino?
>>722675879I want to play cyberpunk.Luckily I can just launch it throught he projekt red launcher in the common apps folder. This is why third party launchers are a good thing.
>>722677708That's your problem dumbass
>>722675879NOOO MY LICENSES
>>722677786thats just his shtick, he home cooks in hotel rooms for views
>>722677830Works on xer machine
>>722675879Good thing I only play single player games
>>722675879Post panties
>>722677824why did it only just now occur to me to have an orgy with the nu-resident evil modelsand when I say that I'm mostly just thinking of ashley and jill
Guys I went offline mode but I still can't play Destiny 2What's up with that?
>>722676515>WaterAnon...
>>722677824I can play all of those systems' libraries right now (some of them even have working online) on my pc if I want since none of them have DRM, unlike Steam.
>>722677848>he didn't get the CEit's like you don't want to support kino and have future memorabilia about it
>>722676230Trim your nose hairs.
>>722678171Why do people brag about being bootlicking fanboys?
>>722678129>actually consoles are better than PC when you emulate the console on PCWe're hitting levels of cope never before seen in human history.
nevermind it's back up
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!!!
>>722678253>better than PCbetter than Steam
>>722678283https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DajVKAkL50
Now that we cant play our video games, what are you guys going to do instead?
>>722678313Maybe next time you'll be able to comprehend that I was directly addressing console cucks, which you responded to, which makes you a console cuck. No one is falling for your shit.
>>722675879>goycattle here actually PAY money to RENT games on Steamlooooool
>>722677848>>722678171Convince me to buy remake slop instead of emulating the OG or War of the Lions
>>722677848it has denuvo, so I'm not playing it>>722678171>support kinoisn't this the like 5th re-release of this game?they're never going to stop milking itin 10 years there will be another
>>722675879Why do you care?It has no good exclusives, you can play OSRS, FFXIV, OW2, Genshin on their respective launchers.
Timmy Tencent's employees sure are working overtime to keep posting the same old, dated memes in every Steam thread.
>>722676971i was wondering why i couldn't install any games last night
>>722675953This isn't maintenance hour though something else is fucked.
post it
>>722678416YouTube
>>722678129360 emulation is ass, so no you can't. Not that I'd expect a mustard to try playing anything other than CS2 or LoL.
>>722678416Reading
>>722677146Glownigger spotted.
>>722678253>Steam = PCpcbros, as usual
>>722676302>>722676607why is it always whites?
>>722675879>I can still download game >I can still play the game Gaben just proved he is god
>>722678416But my PS5 and Switch 2 still play games?
>>722678416Watch kino
>>722678416Gamers all around the globe are going to make use of this time to goonPrepare to harness the cum energy, this hour is going to be the most jacked-off hour in the history of this planet earth
>>722678404>Steam jannies daily work
it's back
>>722678581
and the funniest part is that these guys are the ones advocating for SKG
>>722677786he's australian and he does it because he's a piece of shitsaw one vid of him making garlic shrimp in a plane bathroom which i'm sure pissed off literally everybody on the plane who now gets to smell fishy garlic for the rest of their flight
>>722678801Is this CFNM?
>>722678801sauce
>>722675879Imagine paying to rent games on PC when you could have a good console for half the price
>>722677824>WHATABOUT THESE 20 YEAR OLD PLATFORMS THO>meanwhile can't play his current gamesLmao
>>722678935>good >consoleoxymoron
Feels good to be a consolechad while steamcucks perish.Now if you don't mind I'm going to actually play videogames while the rest of you seethe with nothing.
>>722679047>Steam launch date: September 12, 2003; 22 years agoWhats your excuse now, console cuck?
>>722679161And its not working lmao
>>722679146I can play my games just fine.
>>722679146>claims he's "consolechad">posts TF2 gmod gif
works on my machine
>>722679226What's your excuse going to be when the Steam servers stabilize after the DDOS goes away and all of those console storefronts still continue to never exist ever again?
>>722679283TF2 is a goldmine for reaction images
>>722679258>Select AckPCbros...
>>722679258>playing the cucked versionLEMAO
>YAAAAS QUEEEN STEAM SLAAAAAY THE BEST PLATFORM *gluck gluck gluck* Monopoly good! *gluck.*>NOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS
THEY RE-RELEASE THE FIRST OLD STEAM UI, FINALLY!
>>722679146oh*plays minecraft*no*emulates on of the thousand available games*my*plays one of the many pirated games in his HDD*games!*plays steam games anyway since most of them are not dependant on steam's servers*
>>722679417I MISS HER BROS
>>722679402Don't worry lil bro, it's been uncucked.
>>722679336I can put my physical game in right now and play, can you
>>722679459Porn was not the same after her.
>>722679352too bad your platform can't play them, nor use it to animate your own reaction gif
Reminder that your offline mode can break randomly at any given time and you are completely, utterly fucked if that happens
>>722679428I'm still playing on steam myself I'm just pretending to be retarded.
>>722679529Yes I can, and I don't have to keep 5 generations of consoles around because there is no "PC 2" where they decided I wasn't allowed to play my old games on the new system any more.
>>722679604I choose to believe this.
Still worksStill winningEnjoy your 15 minutes winning every 5 years i guess lol.
>>722679675uh.... >>722678489
>play TF2 offline mode>my weapons aren't available because they couldn't reach the "item server" or some shit>forced to use stockWhat the fuck is this shit? If the TF2 servers shut down for good am I just not going to be able to use my items?
>>722679589>Playing a dead gameLol.Lmao even.
>>722679757>ask about physical games>BUT STEAM, THE DIGITAL PLATFORM, STOPPED WORKING ON WINDOWS 7Which third world country are you from?
>>722679769>he didn't knowOH NONONONO>>722679769
>>722679769if TF2 servers shut down the jew won't be able to tell you modded your items back in
>>722678886VEC-379
>>722679675Well if you can just put your physical steam games in and play them, whats the problem here?
GUYS, NOT LIKE THIS, PLEASE...STEAMIES WE GOT TOO COCKY!
>>722675879>He didn't buy a Series X when he had the chance/v/ eternally btfo lmao! This is why you always lose.
What is he thinking right now?
>>722679830>Didn't get to experience the golden age of a great game because consolecuck>He is too late to be in the circle so he copes by saving and posting reaction images of the gameLol.Lmao even.
>>722680115eating pizza on his yacht not giving a fuck
>>722680115>feels good to be rich
>>722677274>Wow>Not a single game worth playingLiterally only fucking shovelware and 20 years old nostalgia turds.
>>722677480Get back to grinding. Don't you own a phone?
That's what happens when you don't buy the superior console.
>>722679769That's actually an improvement though.
>>722680140>Blinded by nostalgia so much that he never saw the decayDo consolekeks really?
>>722678516first CE though and came with a nice figure. I played the original back on PS1 as a kid so as an adult now I'm more than willing to pay extra to show my gratitude. Also came with some other stuff I haven't put on display.
get a new joke
>>722680280You are sick.
>>722675879Not my problem.
>>722675879win7 chads how do I fix this? I cleared cache and all that shit. I remember there was a way to dl off steam using steamshell was it called? I can no longer download games
>>722679769>>722680352Your either>think tf2 is improved with unlocks>meaning designing it with a dependency on an item server was fucking idioticOr>think tf2 is better stock only>meaning you think the majority of the time the game is played with a big downgrade
>>722677824You can still download and play the games you've purchased, and the games you have downloaded arent bricked
>>722679417>bringing back the olive greenThat would be way too based, so I know it won't happen.
oh so it's not just meguess time stranger can wait... i don't want to risk having to redo the ten missions in the sewer just to get to the digital world
>>722681064install CachyOS
>>722681064you need another machine with win10/11 or linux to download games, win7 doesnt work anymore.
>>722681817Is this the best ass in anime history?
>>722681064it is over fellow bro. the algo they use to download shit changed and no longer works on win7 (pray tell just WHAT the fuck kind of code they could be using to fuck that up)
>>722681064You need to use vxkex to forcibly update Steam to the Win10 compatible version, then downloads will work again. No telling how long that'll be good for though.
>>722681817Aqua is so rapeable.
>>722681947if you've only watched like 5 of them yeah probably
>>722677039>play gachayour life was already ruined
Works on my machine.
>>722682624Name 5 better.
>>722681772Not today>>722681847Yeah it's over. I have 10 installed but I hate it. I can feel the immediate difference in latency/input lag when I swap OS'
Apologise.
>>722682246Fuck they really went and did that.>>722682479Holy based gonna try it. The workaround I used is installing games on windows 10 then booting back to 7. Annoying but it werks.
>>722680264>silent hill f is shovelware uh huh
>>722682865I just bit the bullet and went over to a debloated Win10 Enterprise IoT LTSC, but here's a guide you might find useful.https://github.com/i486/VxKex/issues/124
>>722680804>minecraft dungeonsAre you like 12 years old
>>722682949I already have 10 installed I rarely use it for the rare time I play a modern game. Thanks for the link
>>722675879just play one of you physical games
>>722678737BWC energy
>>722683113I dualboot*I'll give use win 7 to it's dying breath and then I'll make the switch to l*nux
>>722683178
Apologice
>>722683113>>722683207The issue going forward is that you're at the limit of what Win7 will even run on, you're gonna end up with two machines at some point (me).
>>722683342I've thought about this. It'll be a long time before I have to worry about it and it's not a big deal
>kazuma tries to fuck loli princess and flat megumeme instead of this literal goddess of sexworst isekai mc to date?
>>722675879Get a Steam Deck and play your games offline, not hard to do.
>>722675879So much for the pc master race lmaokek even
>>722684353he clearly has a type but also pay attention to how aqua actually acts. she's disgusting and irritating. you would be pissed off to actually have to interact with this woman let alone be around her for any significant amount of time.
>>722684353If you get past the explosion obsession Megumin is mostly rational and trustworthy. Darkness is too much of a slut to really trust or ever take seriously and Aqua is just a lazy slob drunkard.
>>722675879Busty adding Black Souls 2, pls understand
>>722684353He lieterally explains to you in the first seasonHe tried, oh he tried to like her, but the more he had to interact with her the less her looks mattered and the more his disgust for her grewHe knows she is smoking hot and would probably be amazing in bed, the problem is living with her and having to rely on her as a partner
Huh ?
>tfw nintendo switch enjoyer>tfw nintendo online is NEVER down
>>722677824
>>722677946>cat grabbing memeKill yourself thurdie
