So what are we thinking this is about?
It's pikmin. There are musical cues and you see a red pikmin running in the background at one point.I was hoping it was a Mother thing
>>722682852>>722682952Yes, it uses the Pikmin Leifmotif. Probably a test animation for a Pikmin movie or a new wave of Pikmin Shorts.
>>722682852milf ass
>>722682852Is the moms ass and bare feet shot really a necessity?
>>722682852The first thing i looked at was her ass, im mentally ill...
>>722683180how? It's cropped out
>>722683179Yes. What a stupid question.
What's with the bland lighting and amateur animation? It looks like a student project, "Pixar quality" my ass.
>>722683179>>722683064get help
You can tell Miyamoto truly loves Pikmin. I feel like it's more special to him than any of his other creations.
>>722682852>pikmin are invisible to humansTHIS IS THE MOST RETARDED SHIT I EVER HEARD!
>>722682852Mamaberica is coming back!
Baby video for babies because tendies are nin*oddlers.
Just announce Pikmin 4 Deluxe for Switch 2 with optional auto lock-on already.
>>722683362If that's true, then why does Pikmin keep getting worse and worse with every release?
>>722683318being attracted to milfs is normal
>>722683362Because that's how he sees himself in real life, as a whipper of tiny little shits so they do his work.
>>722683380Yeah, Nintendo is for babies, I only play mature video games for mature gamers like us!
>>722683052aren't movies announced way in advance? we'd know by now. it's probably a pikmin tv show.
>>722683267jej
>>722682852Nintendo knows what his audience wants
>>722682852Feet
>>722683450That's mostly a problem with Miyamoto himself.He most likely scrapped whatever early Pikmin 4 prototype was made to add the dog because there was no "wow factor" He values new gimmicks over just doing what worked, even if it crashes the game with no survivors.
>>722682852>Pikmin movie>not made by illuminationGood
>>722682852mommy mommy
>>722682852very obviously pikmin
>>722683801Star fox suffered a lot with him because of this. Game just needed level design, boss fights and different stories and he still failed remaking the first game over and over and over...
make a cgi mom not hot challenge: impossible
>>722683770thank you for editing out the baby anonnow i can bust in peace
>>722683931kek
>>722683959It was from an anon from previous thread. But yes I also didn't want the baby.
>>722682852R34 when?
>>722683931kek, haven't heard that one in a while!
>>722683064>>722683179Nintendo loves this pose.
>fr*gnigger makes a post
>>722682852was the post-credits really necessary?
>>722685730Maybe AI isn't so bad
>>722685730AI scares me with how fast it's accelerating
>>722685730DisgustingPost more
It's Smash Bros, only retards can't see it.
>>722685915Oh my Science, I finally understand...The Singularity is Near
>>722685730oh my god that's horrible, somebody must stop AI right now
>>722685915It just means you'll never be able to trust any piece of media ever again. Though it will pose a problem due to half of humans being retarded and even if they know something is fake they still think it's real because they believe it could be.
>>722686291I don't care about other people I just want to be able to make MY highly specific fetish videos privately
>>722682852>Pikmin series shows signs of human civilization always nearby>never see any humans>this short shows humans with, presumably, invisible Pikmin running aroundNow I see. Pikmin live in our world but on a different plane of existence. Humans and Pikmin can both interact with objects but neither can see eachother.
>>722686395oh privacy is going away too
>>722685882>he doesn't use AI to generate nudes of people he knows or has photos of
>>722685730Saved!
>>722686291It's ridiculous how retarded some people can be. I remember seeing some YouTube short allegedly about a rescued bearded dragon and in one of the clips the fucking bearded dragon was orange and suddenly sprouted flapping wings. Go figure, there were fucking retards in the comments who thought it was legit
>>722686506pikmin 1-3 are clearly post apocalyptic. 4 and the shorts are retcons
>>722686586Of course not. If I want nudes of a girl I'll go take nude pictures of the girl.
>>722683180...is a girls ass not the first thing you look at when a girl walks past you irl? i thought that was just a normal guy thing
>>722685730
>>722685730Need to be hotgued
>>722682852So what are THEY thinking this is about?
>>722687358wtf?
>>722685730was great until it turned into footnigger trash.
>>722687358bro...
''Have sex and make babies for the love of Christ and the Emperor'' - Nintendo
>>722687358nice
>>722683267
>pedos have arrivedabandon thread
>>722682952Thank fucking gosh this isn't related to Mother
What did they mean by this?
>baby enjoyers have arrivedContinue thread
>>722683179Yeah we need more milfs.
>>722690238Cass my wife
>>722683371>traffic accident insurance includedHuh?
>>722686586Hehe yea how could i possibly do that? Seriously how does one do that
>>722691310It does not bring joy
>>722691582Yes but itll bring semen
>>722682852>feet>infants>diapers nintendo really knows their audience's fetishes
From what I gathered, Nintendo is making a game about a schizophrenic baby, mite b cool
>>722691978they're making a game about their average fan
>>722682852I'm thinking I want to impregnate the mother's feet.
Nintendo wants you to reproduce
>>722687208Shaming people for openly enjoying sex was always a thing in western society but zoomers have taken it to the next level. They openly brag about how they never think about sex and shame people that do with the "gooner" insult.
>>722685730post more
>>722683179>being such a degenerate fuckwad that these two things immediately put you into coomer rape modecalm down Randeep
>>722682952>Pikmin and presumably the rest of the fauna in the games are invisible to the human eyeI would absolutely hate this if this were true. They're supposed to be strange sci-fi creatures. This whole invisibility thing almost makes them like spirits or ghosts.
>>722692519But enough about trannypedos spamming CP and ritualposting about it.
>>722687072somebody contain this man, hes too based
>>722693354
>>722693354Now animate it
What a terrible mother to abandon her baby in a room like that. And she didnt even breastffed her at the end
>>722693354Maybe indians aren't so bad
>>722693354uhhh why didn't you run the same ai on the other girl in the video
>>722693671She had to breastfeed the dad(me).
>>722693354damn, around your one year old son? or daughter?
>>722692721>This whole invisibility thing almost makes them like spirits or ghosts.Kind of makes sense when you remember they’re meant to somewhat resemble Kodamas
why do I suddenly want to get pregnant... must..... find...... m-m-moid
>>722694008ywnbaw
>>722693354>ynr Nintendo used to run love hotels
>>722693354>>722685730maybe pajeets arent that bad after all...
>>722683267kek
>>722694492>that third leg
>>722693510I'm not good at the animating prompts
>>722682852I thought having a newborn was supposed to give you tits
>>722695018That's a horrific case of the hiccups.
>>722693354AI was a mistake
>>722695018you weren't kidding.
>>722695018>when the cocaine hits
If my uncle worked at Nintendo and told me secrets on the condition that I wouldn't tell anyone, he would tell me that Nintendo is making a "Nintenbabies", which is basically "Nintendogs" but with babies, focused more on the casual female audience.You can have up to three babies, and when they become children, they go to school and disappear forever.
>>722695710>>722695018make her slide off the bottom
>>722695018Now she looks retarded
>>722694761>Doesn't understand how handstands are doneAI is such a fucking meme...
>>722695710Fucking hair lices
>>722682852What the fuck is this? I thought it was an image from like... a new Toy Story movie, but then I saw the video on Nintendo's youtube channel.
>>722696356It's most likely a Pikmin teaser. Yes it's stupid and nobody would think that.
>>722696486It being pikmin makes me wonder, what if there are aliens and we can't detect them because they're really tiny?
>>722696486>It's most likely a Pikmin teaser. Yes it's stupid and nobody would think that.Not a bad theory. I bet this is a teaser for an upcoming Nintendo Direct? They will probably reveal more "Nintendo fetish mommy" at the next event?
>>722683367>Pikmin are just Olimar's stand
Pikmin x Chibi-RoboTrust the plan
>>722696745Nintenpawgs
>>722685915It won’t last. Its potential for malicious use scares the crap out of the governments of the world. There’s going to be some kind of flashpoint in the future and it will be outlawed.
>>722697124Cringe diaperfag
Surprising lack of tot posting in this thread. Where’s baby peach and daisy and rosalina? I thought you were better than this /v/
So, in the video: Mommy leaves to see who is at the door... baby has a drug trip and see's moving shit everywhere... walks for the first time, and Mommy returns. Did she just greet whoever was at the door completely barefoot?
>>722697194>There’s going to be some kind of flashpoint in the future and it will be outlawed.Its already happening anon they are hiding behind 'for the children' as usual
My guess is that this is a teaser for some kind of Pikmin animated series (probably shorts like the old ones on 3DS).However, I don’t think that’s the only series they have in production at the moment. My guess is that in a few days we’re going to get an announcement for some kind of “Nintendo Video” streaming app that will launch with a few new series + shorts they’ve made in the past. I don’t know what they’ll be based on, but my guess is that Mario, Pikmin, Splatoon, Fire Emblem, and Xenoblade would be the front runners at the moment.It’ll probably work similar to their other apps where it’ll come bundled with the NSO subscription.
>/v/ just doing weird shit with AI instead of making porn of herI love /v/.
>>722682852>lust provoking image>time wasting question
>>722697704Sheeeeit
>>722697704And now we know why the baby daddy isn't in the picture
>>722696669There are hypotheses of alien probes being indeed really tiny
>>722697194Students are already using AI to make porn of their crushes in school. Women HATE it. Sooner or later this is going to become both more ubiquitous and permeate normie awareness and they will try to shut it all down.
yeah its time to stop.
>>722694492>rushes toward the camera
get real
>>722697704more pls
>>722683362He's basically implied on multiple occasions that Pikmin is his favorite among his creations, likely because it was his most original creation, not inspired by any popular tropes or properties like how Mario was.
>>722698359Holy shit it's... Gillian Anderson.
>>722682852Women aged 40+ owe me sex
>>722697124Based diaperfag
what is this thread
>>722682852Is sad to see a company with so much history and so many good old games to be now a mere shadow of his former self.
>>722699193It's a about Nintendo
>>722698809Nice
I miss when OC was OC
>>722682952Humans are extinct in the Pikmin universe.
I usually don't use the westerner site— here is information, as I hate the project I work on. >>722699251
gen more vids of the moms feet please!
>>722683179affirmative.
>>722699448>shoesruined
>>722685730we're gonna be making our own video games in less than a decade at this rate
>>722682852the mom has cute feet
>>722699971Really. What the fuck was he thinking?
>>722682852this is what they took from you
In case you were too dense to get it, there were invisible Pikmin moving the pacifier/toys around.
>>722682852This woman had sex.Unprotected sex.In a missionary position.Her womb got filled with cum.She got pregnant.
>>722700872all me
>mfw it's actually a new Mother game, the baby has PSI powers
>>722683180The image basically directs your eyes to her ass
>>722693818Duh. How else is the child supposed to know it is about to have a new sibling?
I don't know why I'm laughing at this entire thread
>>722701452do a slingshot swimsuit
>>722685730have some more sloppa hot off the press
>>722702473ANON NO THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS
>>722697704woah mama
>>722702473
Has anyone contacted Nintendo yet and asked them why they put exposed milf feet in a video? I thought they were a family friendly company.
>>722702473That's it Hiro, I'm pulling my ads!!!
>>722683267you sick fuck
>>722685730Nice, please try and get get the jeans pulled off her sar
>not normally a footfag>something about mom jeans combined with bare feet makes my dick explodeWhat is this strange magic?
>>722702473This is really good. I mean, I hate A.I. stuff, but this is pretty good.
>>722702961>barefoot and jeansoh boy, another amazing combo
>>722685730Fucking jej
>>722702473BASXED
>>722697194ROFL you really think those in charge haven't had access to AI even more advanced than this for decades?Everything you see in this world is fake and gay
>>722697124Neutral diaper fag
>>722702473NINTENDO SUE THIS MAN
Great fucking thread without being overtly porn
>>722702718"get your mind outta the gutter and pass the butter" - hironobu sakaguchi
>>722683801Best thing to happen to Nintendo is him leaving the gaming division and doing movies instead.
>>722702473more sloppa
>>722699193Eric having a meltdown
>the first ever good AI thread on /v/excellent work
>>722704941Nice
>Nintendo hires a woman CEO>first thing that they make is a short about a mom and her baby
>>722705917For women in power recently that's quite a unique.
>>722700667Nobody knows about this obscure Pikmin lore. Nintendo really just wanted to make a dumb baby video with milf ass and feet.
>>722705917Better than most "women" on xitter at least
>>722683180brother it's the subject of the image
>>722702473What app allowed you to make this one?
Sex with moms...
>>722683180Is this how mindfucked zoomers are now? They feel unironic shame for checking out a woman's ass? This is natural male behavior.
>>722707081no app, fully local genning with wan 2.1
>>722683180>AHHH, I looked at the butt of a woman, someone SAVE ME, I’m going… MENTAL!!!
>>722704753He’s still fucking shit up. Mind you he’s a Board member. Who do you think is pushing for the Mario redesign and the emphasis on movies (at a time when video games are a bigger market than movies). Things won’t get better till he’s gone.
>>722707165Men testosterone levels are in decline. This is the result.
>>722707729Is it the forever chemicals? PFAS? Micro plastics? What’s causing it?
>>722683180Hey man just be happy your attention wasn't on the baby
>>722682852AMOGUS
>>722707828I honestly don't know.. Probably food or chemicals. I didn't dig deep enough.
>>722682852...am I a degenerate if my eyes focused on her ass instead of her feet?
>>722708018You betray the feet fag nation with this. Definitely a disgusting degenerate.
>>722708018No, that would have been the opposite. F**tfags are subhuman.
>>722682852I think it's teasing nintendo going into feature animation. They're proabably gonna be making a pikmin film in house with Illumination handling distribution and localisation or some shit. If they wanna be the next disney they can't depend on just licencing their IP to other studios
>>722702473THANK YOU ABE SAMA
>>722708140??Ass fetish is unnatural, poop comes out of there, it's fucking filthy.Feet are sexual organs so there's no such thing as a foot fetish, it's natural.
>>722690031I think whose chick is based on Whose chick are you?, I couldn't catch the name of the other book
It's Pikmin and a teaser for Nintendo's upcoming streaming service. Probably some Pikmin-themed Cocomelon show for tendie-parents & their kids.
Ass fetish? What comes next? Women's fetish?
>>722697124Funny diaperfag
>>722683801It was this mindset from Miyamoto that killed the classic Zelda formula, b t w.If it weren't for him we wouldn't have gotten the shitheap that was Skyward Sword and its stupid motion controls.
>>722682852>Troon flag coloring on the wall
>>722708335>Probably some Pikmin-themed Cocomelon show for tendie-parents & their kids.If it gives us more shots of the mom and her ass then I approve.
>>722708287Big butt means strong hips.Strong hips means healthy babies.
>>722708495big butt means big farts
>>722708461That's just baby colors anon... Trannies don't own these colors.
>>722708335>tendie-parents & their kidsAt least they have kids.
>>722698276interesting...
>>722695018>>722693818>>722695710>>722698359>>722702473Built for her shota son
>>722704893Very nice
>>722704893ok im back and im bored rn so will take sloppa gen requests
>>722708559Anyone farts big if they eat a shit ton of food.
>>722708461>his first observation wasn't the mom's ass, the child's room, etc>his first observation was the little bit of pink in the top left corner which allowed him to recognize tranny colors on the wallYou are well and truly obsessed my dude, lmao. Unironically, what's it like to think about trannies all day?
>>722708335Get out of this thread, snoy.
>>722708461obvious ass bait that niggas are falling for, you hate to see it
>>722707165This is the same generation (the males exclusively) that are terrified of age gaps
>>722683801people overestimate his significance in modern nintendo game development. he probably just casually says some stuff and the devs take it too seriously
>>722708697Make the pants rip as she expands.
>>722708335>Nintendo streaming serviceThe ONLY way I would humor this is if we get a Xenoblade anime or something.Give me a pied-piper esque prequel story set before the fall of humanity and I'll buy 10 NSO subscriptions.
>>722708697You know what people actually want to see, anon.
>>722708697make her twerk and ass inflate
>>722708697Make a gen of her soles please
>>722682852What does mom feet smell like?
>>722708765>(the males exclusively) that are terrified of age gapsNah, it's millenial hags that are terrified of the age gap. Men are simply being shamed and socially threatened into saying it's bad.
>>722708697Dobson is back baybee
>>722699193There's a basedjak site that has a built in AI editor. Fags from there are flooding the thread here
>>722695018Will Nintendo add in the Bokoblins later?
>>722708928Depends on the lifestyle of the individual mom.
>>722683801seems like people keep forgetting that nintendo only co-developed pikmin 4. eighting did most of it and the mediocre pikmin 3 switch port
>>722708754>snoyI'm a PCfag.Also this is the most likely outcome by the way, they didn't just retcon 4's lore for the hell of it. They want living humans in Pikmin's nu-lore so that they can have the excuse to make movies and shows like this. As soon as they retconned it I knew they were going full cross-media promotion with Pikmin.
>>722700993Baby Ness and his mom.
>>722709146this is what i was thinking
>>722708831Yeah, I expect it to flop unless if they make some major partnership deal with another big streaming service like Netflix.
>>722708697I liked this one
>>722699504What if this is Pikmin: Origins or Pikmin 0?
>>722700993>Game is called MOTHER in Japan Holy shit anon, I think you cracked the code.
>>722709056could be wrong but I believe little to none of the pikmin 3 team worked on 4
>>722699504Not with 4 completely retconning the lore. That's no longer the case anymore.Also the mobile game stated that pikmin are invisible to the human eye so yes, it's fucking Pikmin if the music cues weren't enough of an obvious giveaway for you.
>>722700993his PSI powers give him a huge cock and he has to fuck all the moms
>>722683180It should bother you more that having a healthy sexual behaviour male makes you think you are mentally ill.
>>722709007Fucking street-shitters.
>>722708697based
>>722682852don't know, don't give a fuck, go try to viral shill your dumb nigger slop on reddit, faggot
>>722709223The only way it would work is if they launched it with a slew of shows (one of which being this Pikmin thing). Anime is a cashcow for streaming services right now, so something with Xeno or FE would be a must. Maybe they could broker some kind of deal with Sony and Universal to host their upcoming films on the service, I dunno. I don't think it's an impossibility, but they absolutely cannot handle it the same way they've handled their other non-game products as of late (Alarmo, Nintendo Music, etc.). Slowly drip feeding features/content after a sparse launch will not work if you're competing against juggernauts like Netflix and HBO.
>>722709826Beyond new shit, hypothetically, they could have streaming:-Pokemon anime-Kirby right back at ya-f-zero anime-the old DiC cartoons-the cgi Donkey kong show-old movies and ovas like the 80s mario, fire Emblem ova and 1993 mario movie
>>722702473>mfw this whole thread
>>722708697This but with Palutena
The clothing edit ones suck ass because its like nobody knows how to make clothes. Much like PC mods.
>>722710034I would have said the DiC cartoons were a never-ever, but since they were officially acknowledged by the Illumination movie I'm more willing to buy into the idea. DK show probably won't see the light of day ever again though. I think Pokemon has something with Netflix, so that might be off the table.
>>722696486>>>722696356 (You)>It's most likely a Pikmin teaser. Yes it's stupid and nobody would think that.There is some speculation that this is part of the Super Mario Galaxy movie and the baby is suppose to be Rosalina. The baby does have blonde hair and turquoise coloured eyes.
>>722709826IMO the smart move is going multi-platform with their big movies and series ala Sony, then reserving the outdated niche series, or bonus game or console discounts with their streaming service. Maybe you'll also get Nintendo online or their music app for free if you subscribe to the service, but who knows. All I know is that the streaming service business is brutal and the vast majority of them eventually fail or underperform, and Nintendo will be no different. They don't offer nearly enough entertainment in that regard to successfully back them up.
>>722710225More
>>722711276Light blue outfit too.
>>722710225remove the panties
>>722711276So the invisible fairies are lumas instead of Pikmin?
>>722711276The animation isn't high-quality enough for a movie short, even by Illumination's cheap standards. It's absolutely something TV-related.
>>722705917>Japan elects a woman prime minister>first thing she approves is a short about a mom and her baby
>>722693445-futa sus
>>722711431>>>722711276 (You)>The animation isn't high-quality enough for a movie short, even by Illumination's cheap standards. It's absolutely something TV-related.yeah, I am just going by internet speculation. Nintendo also did purchase a CG animation studio back in 2022 called Dynamo Pictures... maybe this is their production?
>>722708697
>>722711934>Nintendo also did purchase a CG animation studio back in 2022 called Dynamo Pictures... maybe this is their production?Yes, Nintendo Pictures. It's most likely this.
How does this look animated so good?
>more pikshit animation really annoying how hard they push this C-tier franchise just because Miyamoto is obsessed with it. Wouldn't be half as bad if 3 and especially 4 didn't dumb down the series so much.
>>722712106Oh baby
>>722710034>Pokemon animeIt's a shoe-in for any Nintendo streaming service, but TPC have started putting the series up on Youtube for free, as well as some seasons being on Netflix and streamed on Twitch from time to time. The only exclusive value they could offer the service would be the movies and other stuff like the Pikachu shorts.>f-zero animeWould be cool if they put up the unreleased dub episodes. The series was dubbed in English but it got cancelled for low ratings after 14 or so episodes so we never got to hear Dan Green's Falcon Punch.I just don't think Nintendo has enough material to make a full streaming service worth paying for, especially when competing with so many other services. That said I need the Kid Icarus shorts in quality higher than what it was compressed to the 3DS for.
nintendo is so pathetic
>>722711385
So, why did Nintendo disable comments on the video?
>>722712497If they're not going to give us a new Kid Icarus game I'd settle for an anime.
>>722712586YouTube automatically disables comments on videos labeled as "for kids"
>>722712106Finally, some good ai
>>722712648They're invisible to the human eye because they're the size of an egg cell dude
>>722683180>I'm mentally ill for being attracted to the female assAnon you're fine
>>722712717You're orders of magnitude off.
>>722712321It doesn't? It looks like generic Illumination trash.
>>722683180Disgusting woman fetishist
>>722712951>pikmin and olimar have to fight drunk milf boss titan
>>722712106
>>722708697make her twerk
>>722712106I know that reference
>>722683290>What's with the bland lighting and amateur animation? It looks like a student project, "Pixar quality" my ass.This could be mistaken for an older Pixar movie, one of the ones that used the original Renderman. Modern Pixar goes hard on ray tracing. The mother kinda reminds me of the aunt from Big Hero Six.
>>722699448
>nintendo advertises to babies >40 year olds react online aggressively dude it was never meant to appeal to you just relax and play some games
>>722682952I thought it was baby Rosalina at first, before I saw the pikminMaybe illumination piloted this idea to Miyamoto who liked it so much they tweeted it
>>722714541>I thought it was baby Rosalina at first, before I saw the pikmin>Maybe illumination piloted this idea to Miyamoto who liked it so much they tweeted itWhat if it is baby Rosalina and Pikmin in a cross over?
>>722714690>Mario, DK and now Pikmin are all canon to the same universeI wouldn't put it past Miyamoto at this point. There are Pikmin cameos in the Mario theme parks, after all.
>>722683180niggas ashamed of looking at a woman's ass lmao
>>722683267You think you're funny, funny man?
>>722714871At this point you can just say every Miyamoto creation is in the same universe. He really doesn't care.
>>722712581At some point, we'll be able to cobble enough sloppa together to make out own short. It would be an incoherent short.
>>722682852Are you guys retarded? It's Rosalina and the shit is being moved by luma. How can anyone think any differently? They just announced a Mario Galaxy movie. That is Rosalina as a baby, it even has her hair and eye color. Jesus how is everyone so dumb online
>>722683267This question still wasn't answered I'm also curious
>>722714237Sex with Cass feet
>>722697194outlawed for peasants. governments are still going to falseflag with it
>>722702473>>722704893>>722708697>>722712106>>722695018>>722712581Maybe AI is not that bad
FemaIe anons DM me on disc ord Tag: kaozrockerspecially if you like vidya / anime / artiistic and creative things / loli / pokemon / Fate / Dragon quest / Limbus Company / Bravely Default / Fire emblem / /m/ series / kemono / Sonic / 3D SFM / Castlevania / Touhou / Danganronpa / Monster Hunter / Finalf antasy / SMT / Rockman / Monogatari / RWBY / Digimon / Disgaea / etc
>>722683180retard
>>722702473nothing like a Chinese knockoff Game Boy.
>>722716797>nothing like a Chinese knockoff Game Boy.I meant to link to this one. >>722712106
>>722715448Nobody here plays video games
>>722693354Unironically less hot
>>722683180>He thinks being attracted to an adult woman is a sign of mental illness>Not the posters from the previous threads that were sexualizing the babyEuthanize all tendies. Now.
>>722682852I was thinking about how nice it was seeing my wife taking care of our son 20 years ago and how I'm so lonely now.
>>722683180you won't be surprised at where male eyes dart first thingkids, animals, milfs
>>722715771Yeah but it ain't gonna help the birthrate.
>>722708945Nah, I was in a conversation with just zoomer guys and they scolded me unprompted for talking privately to a woman twelve years younger than me.
>>722683267That's a fucking baby
>>722719142Out of 10
Its an announcement that Nintendo is going to publish Hummingbird
>>722719142They fuck too? Nice.
>>722686291You already couldn't trust anything, especially on the internet. If only now with AI it makes them scared about what is real and what isn't, then they shouldn't be on the internet in the first place, because that's the most basic shit that seemingly everyone forgot and became ignorant about. They are essentially the modern equivalent of old people who click on blinking >you won a gazillion dollars, click her to download trojan.exe!pop-ups because they think it's real like their common sense just stopped working
>>722703483>you really think those in charge haven't had access to AI even more advanced than this for decades?Considering how stupid governments can be, I do believe they either don't have access to it or don't know how to use them.
>>722682852It's about the power of play. The baby is learning how to walk because of playing. It really works with Nintendo's philosophy too because they view video games as toys.
>>722683180UHH LMAO YOU'RE SUCH A GOONER LOL BEING ATTRACTED TO AN ADULT WOMAN AS A HETEROSEXUAL MALE? SUCH A GOONER LOL SO PORN ADDICTED HAHAYes my entire existence revolves around my weird fetishes but you? You looked at an adult woman's ass so you.....you're the real sicko here.
>>722712526more of this but animated plase
>>722682952Fucking jaded soulless corporate slop guzzler. It's art. It's not next product for you to get excited about and shill and talk about how much it sold or any of that shot. It's literally JUST a short film. It's not an advertisement. It's just fun. It's just art. You should kill yourself. You sound like the kind of fuck who buys amiibo. You probably cream your pants every time some company announces a new le cinematic universe. Hell you probably believe Nintendo is doing one right now. Your brain is rotten. It's just a sweet, wholesome film about a baby taking his first steps and your immediate reaction is "cool what do I get to spend my money on? I hope it's fucking pikman 20"
>>722682852Imagine her taking a huge steaming shit right on your chest while she calls you a good boy
>>722682852I just want to have someone to love and raise a family with. The fact that this is unachievable for me makes me want to off myself.
>>722720449wtf is this real?
>>722682852didn't watch; won't watch
>>722708697Make her into a werewolf
troon symbolism in the trailer
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>>722682852Nintendo is rapidly becoming a parody of itself.
>>722720442You are going to look so silly when it turns out this was a teaser for new product.
>>722708697Make her squish Pikmin beneath her feet.
>>722683180OH GOD IM SO WEIRD I FIND WOMEN ATTRACTIVE AIIEEE JEEZZ LOCK ME HAHA RIGHT?
>>722720736Those are actually baby colors. Troons just wanted them for themselves. Just like how rainbows are a nature color and the fags wanted them. You're young huh? Imagine growing up in a time where your teachers tell you every color scheme means some different type of gay. It's so sad...
>>722720884Let's bet on it. I need some way to identify you so that in a month when nothing has happened I can see your fuckass reaction.
>>722720736The baby is also wearing a pink binky (feminine color) and wears a blue onsee (masculine color) What gender even is the baby anyway? They never say that it was a girl or a boy...
>>722719142IT'S AWWWWWRIGHT
>>722685915Eh, I'd say various have gotten easier to tell apart because of OpenAI's incompetence and many tech-bros believing more data inherently equals more good or original.Personally I want this AI bubble to burst already, not because "it's gonna take our jobs" or "We can't trust anything anymore" but because I find the content it produces to be inherently boring, lazy and impersonal, regardless of what the end-result is.I'm not worried about deepfakes because it is still making various mistakes that should have already been fixed at this point, and I'm not worried from the economical side because there always will be people who will pay for getting stuff the traditional manner.If 99% of humanity decides to move to an AI simulation, I'm fine with that. Just leave us those who are not interested alone painting in caves and hunting our food.
>>722683180Bro just stare at women they love it, for years i thought they would think was creep but all they do is smile at me.
I hope to fucking god this isn't a pikmin teaser, I'd rather they kill the series forever than continue to watch its decline into goo goo ga ga plastic mascot garbage.
I fuggin love AI
>>722708697Make her pants fall off and a buttplug pops out
>>722721590Teaser for a new Splatoon game?
>>722720736meds take em
>>722721484It was always like that. From their inception, they are Miyamoto's mascots. Only now are they catching on proper in Nintendo's eyes.
>>722720736Even if this is a shit post the fact you noticed it at all should say to you that you need to step away from the internet.
>>722720525>wtf is this real?Yes. The Hoola-dancing cat is pretty internet famous.
>>722708335I'm tired of Miyamoto trying so hard to push Pikmin down people's throats by neutering what made it special. The fourth game represents so much of what is wrong with the industry and sadly it is the best-selling game in the series.
