>sword or light saber>doesnt instantly cut someone when you hit their body parts without armor
>>722723556>giant enemy>hit its ankles 50 times until you kill itWish every game has sotc style gameplay
>>722723585>die>runback is long
>>722723556instant deaths
>>722723556Unskippable cutscene before a tough bossPointless grinding for 0.01% dropFemale is type b and looks like a manThat awful over the shoulder close to character cameraThe time between dying and being able to retry is too long
>>722723556>game constantly brings up some character>you never actually see them in the gameSome anons will call this worldbuilding, but I just find it annoying as fuck and lazy.
>>722723556Ugly nigger lesbians.
>>722723556unskippable dialoguei know this is autistic as fuck but i read much faster than characters talk so i skip dialogue a lot
>>722723998I hate it when people skip dialogue.Listen to the entire line before moving on to the next you adhd fuck.
>>722723556>teenage girl character>over the age of consent>can't romance her
>>722723998>>722724127what you two fail to mention is that games with fully-voiced dialog rarely justify it, their scripts are fucking trash or generic so you've heard it all before because you're older than 5
>>722723556>collect this basic animal part from an animal>it doesnt drop on kill
>>722723556>game has latest most bestest graphics>game has glaring issues with clipping, missing animations, sliding/magnetic interactions, etc>no actual dynamic environment or proper physics for objects>night time means everything is greyish and washed out>it's almost always night>the flashlight only increase brightness, the colors are still washed out>player movement is slow as fuck>spamming dodge/jump/dash is faster>devs nerf it instead of fixing movement
>>722724224Life on Mars, indeedWhat are some good games that do justify fully voiced dialogue?
>>722723556Irks me a lot but games still don't make it clear whether you can pause a cutscene, or if pausing will skip it. It is the absolute worst and needs to be standardized. Pressing start should pause it, then you can put a skip button in the pause menu (iirc Bayonetta does this)
>>722724406grim fandango
>>722723556>start a game>watch/read the intro>30 minutes of infodumping about lore
>game has inexplicable invisible walls where there's completely open space>invisible wall deals damage
>>722724506I dropped Nine Sols because of this.So much fucking dialogue of shit I have no reason to care about yet
>learn about all these attacks>best skill is basic wombo combo
>>722723901any examples? none in particular come to mind for me
>>722723556i'm a boomer who hasn't played in decades but i was absolutely seething at every tf2 patch that boosted the sniper while nerfing the spy.spy class on tf2 required actual skill and could not be played as a camper. i had a hard time understanding why the devs rewarding the camping pussies who played sniper
>>722725079Dr. Derek Manse reporting, Cascade facility.
>>722725079If you play FE Three Houses and go on the Golden Deer route, you're going to hear about Holst and what a cool and strong guy he is 100 times during the story.Doesn't show up until a non-canon spinoff game.
>>722725079FE3H with holsttrails games are chock full of this. granted you don't literally never see the characters, but often it takes many games before you see characters mentioned in the current game you're playing (for example, bergard in daybreak was mentioned in cold steel 1)
>>722723556>Defeat final boss>Game doesn't end, it just puts you back into the world to fuck aroundOn one hand I get a player wanting to have a chance at mopping up side quests. But it really fucking kills the satisfaction and impact of an ending when instead of drawing the curtain, the game says "The day is saved! Nothing's meaningfully changed though. Go mess around and then play a different game when you get bored I guess."
>>722725079Guilty Gear and Blazblue have a fuckload of characters with lore that are never seen.
>>722724283Oh god. >collect 4 hooves>kill zebra eith 4 notmal legs>0 dropped
>>722725387I agree it should let u see how the world is after u saved the world
>beat JRPG>unlock NG+>one of the things that carries over is EXP gained>there's no way to turn this off>you end up one-shotting everything until you get back near the end of the NG+ runPlease have an option for what gets carried over, or just make it money and items.
>>722723556black people
>boss has unblockable attacks
>>722723556Headshots aren't instant death/incapacitation. Bothers the shit out of me anytime I play the farcry games.
>>722725079Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Chrono Cross comes to mind.It's really cheap attempt to make connections to the original game with these mentions when your game is nothing like it and is related to the prequel by name only.
Putting me on rails and never letting me make mistakes or go off the wrong way.>happen upon two paths>try one>No silly, you can't go there, that place is X, Y and Z, come over this way instead!At least come up with something to mask the forced path.
>>722724127>>722724224VNs are horrible for this. They talk so slow. At least some VNs lets the voice keep playing even if the dialogue is advanced, until a new voice line starts to play.
>>722723556>game has currency, but no items worth buying >long delay after a cutscene before you regain control >extreme difficulty spikes on normal or second boss phase>important dialogue during combat>most enemy level scaling>high rarity items that become obsolete as you level
>>722724127I end up reading it twice before they’re halfway through speaking it
>>722725079Timdog
Enemies that can 2-shot me and the fucking devs put them in a narrow hallway. Looking at you, Miyazaki.
>sequels that completely dismiss what made the original so good
>>722723556>game with complex story>shit story>no skill required>netflix-like games>game made by dev that sucks at video games>microtranactions>online only>enforced coop>enforced competitivethanks for vent
>>722723556>beat the shit out of an enemy in battle>the enemy beats the shit out of you in the cutscene that follows, says a snarky oneliner and escapes to yet another bossfight with them later on in the story>there is a huge skilltree or whatever the devs call it>a lot of the skills are really fucking boring minor damage buffs>RPG has insta-kill spells>bosses are immune to them, and enemies that are annoying enough to consider using them on have a chance to resist the spell and it is just more effective to kill them in more conventional ways>poison is a DoT that devastates your team>however it tickles the enemy because it's a static value not a percentage value, and enemies will have an ocean for a HP pool in comparison to your puddle
>>722726691>game with complex storyWhat's wrong with this?
>shooter without toggle aim optionstop forgetting those extra lines of code, you fucks
>blatant fan pandering You should never give people what they want , but what they need
>pay attention to the game story>pretends to be complex and epic>full of plot holes and chuuni elements
>>722726982it becomes cutscene heavy, long dialog, requires attention, and stopping gameplay. im playing video games not a movie.
>>722723556The gays.
>>722723556>villain joins your team>they're nerfed to hell compared to when they were your enemy
>game is full of girls>they don't have official body measurements>no weight>no height>no birthdays>no blood typesWhy do they bait us like this?
>>722723556>game doesn't let you remap WASDI've only seen it once.
>RPG or mod for a bethesda game>quest is about Finding The Tiny Thing amongst all the Other Things
>>722723556>Protagonists are attacked by giant swarm of uncontrollable raging monsters>After the long fight, they are immediately attacked by the villains who are in top shape.No fucking sense.
Naggers
>>722727559It's worse when it's a sequel to a game that had a fairly grounded story
>>722724506IT WAS THE AGE OF THE ANCIENTS! WHEN THE 8 DRAGON KINGS RULED THE LAND OF MILFPLUNGE, UNTIL THE DARKNESS SEALED AWAY THE DEMILIGHT AND BANISHED THE DRAGONS TO THE UNDERDWEL FROM WHENCE COMETH ALLA SDKJAKSBDKAJHSBDKJHABSdvA
>>722727954why does any of that matter? is this a jap thing that it's important information what star sign a girl has or something? i only see it in asian games
>>722728524Back in the day that shit was in the game's manual so you could do something when you it was installing on your pc
>Early Access after years of development
>>722723556>Respawning enemies>Missions with time limits
>jrpg>MC is the most special boy in the whole universe, every single girl falls in love with him and has access to every single powerFucking LAME
>bows scales with dex instead of str
>>722723556>game requires you to aim your camera to deal damage
>>722726605Warrior within for me
>>722723556Not being able to pause cutscenes
>>722729343for me it's having no clue whether pushing a button during a cutscene will pause it, bring up the prompt to see what skips it, or just skip it outright
>>722728887>>Missions with time limitsone thing i HATE about FFV
>>722729518i hate this too
>>722729330Melodies of Steel sequels in my case
>>722729330i agree that it is a total 180 of what made SoT charming. but WW has so many kino moments that despite hating the change in atmosphere i fucking still love it. >i have become the architect of my own destruction
I hate the tranny infiltration. Once one gets in you can't get rid of the rest.
>>722729945for me its the deus ex machina wraith mask
>Stealth mission in a non-stealth game
>>722730652oh god i forgot what game i was playing but it wasnt stealth game and they had a stealth mission and it was SHIT and ruined the game for me. wish i could remember what it was. expedition 33? hmmm
>>722723556Any boss in an rpg that attacks 3x in a row is garbage game design.
>>722724224This applies to every game since 2012. They are adding voice acting to cover their nepotism dues, and to more efficiently nag the player and spell out the barely existent subtext or spoil the color-by-number puzzles and the contrived plot.
When you follow an NPC and your walk speed is slower than theirs but your run speed is way too fast
>>722723556lock on2d gameplay if it has jumping like dmc darksouls they are still 2d btw
>>722732169the NPC should always match your speed
Its when a mobie. Show. Vidya whatever take too long to gwt started. Was watching a movie and halfway thru the setup isnt setup yet i just turned it off
>>722723556>Fork in the road where one path leads to a special location or reward and the other leads to a point of no return, and you can’t tell which is which
>>722724626Poor dog, it's not her fault she's owned by a cockroach
>RPG>Statistics effectively mean nothing>The player has no involvement in the story
>>722726140This.
>>722723556>Steam refunds need to be within 2 hours of playtime>Games first 2 hours of gameplay is linear set-pieces with hype story>After 2 hours, it turns into an open-world sandbox with formulaic quest design and barely any story.
Blacks, ugly women, feminism, gay shit etc
>>722723556Timed missionsEscort missionsForced stealth sections in non-stealth gamesSewer levels
EVERY BOSS HAS A SECOND PHASE
>>722723556Action games with a ton of puzzles. I'm playing an action game because I want to crack skulls. If I wanted puzzles, I'd play Professor Layton.
>>722723556Myself. Fuck you me. You made all these terrible decisions 12 hours ago and I have to deal with it.
>>722725906>Mass Effect>like the "reapers"
>>722733670NPC speed is precisely fucked as a form of "engagement". Now player is forced to constantly adjust his speed to that of NPC which is what people who don't play but make video games "gameplay" is all about - series of engagement where player constantly need to press button, be it to adjust movement speed or QTE or whatever.
>>722723556>Boss is inmune to Status Effects/Ailments>Using those on regular enemies is less efficient than just going unga bunga and killing them normaly.Why even fucking introduce them if you aren't going to let me use them?
>>722723556>In game you are clearly kicking ass>cut scene after, for the sake of plot you suddenly are weak as hell and get taken out by even minions of bad guys
>>722723556>Start the game with OP character or equipment as a goal of what to expect>Lose it after the tutorial>Never get the same feeling of curbstomping even after getting it back.
>>722723556>game has environment collision >doesn’t apply to enemies
>>722723556>game lets you choose endings that lead to drastically different outcomes>it actually doesn't matter at all in the sequel
>>722723556>fun, well-balanced game>dlc characters come out>they are all OP AF to incentivize more sales>game now ruined forever
>>722730652Makes me think of Astral Chain. I remember it had like 3 of those although 1 was in a side case. In fact that crap in general has a lot of genre change gimmick sections, even by platinum standards, which is why it's the only game by them I still haven't bothered replaying even once and don't understand the reverence it gets.
>>722723556>transgender representation
>>722723556when im wearing full heavy armor and get 2 hitted by some guy in rags with a dull knife while taking me 20+ hits with a battleaxe to kill him
>>722738607What are they supposed to do, 3 different sequels for the 3 different endings?
>>722723556>skill trees in any game that is not any kind of RPG
>>722724127If anyone has adhd, its the people who can't read faster than people speaking you dumb dumb.
Excessive back tracking.
>>722723556publisher asking money
>>722723556Educated Black peopleWomen with the competence of men
>>722730652This generally sucks but Wind Wakers wasn't too bad and didn't overstay it's welcome.
>>722727954I can understand not having all info(like body measurements or weight), but no birthday, favorite thing, or simple stuff like that in a game full of interesting characters is kinda strange.It is also very good marketing material and easy gateway for a game. Like no matter if it's a boy or girl chatacter.
>>722723556Bullet sponge enemies, specially when headshots just deal extra damage instead of killing them instantly.This combined with elemental shields will completely piss me off.>BRO JUST PLAY SIMON SAYS IF YOU WANT TO DAMAGE THE ENEMY WITH YOUR PEASHOOTER!
>game has poison >poison deals % based damage based on your current hp>players at max level deal maybe 3-4k damage at the most with attacks>everything is immune to all status effects past a certain point in the game>late game enemies have over 500k hp minimum and absurd defensesfuck you if you make systems for the player to learn only to remove them later because you couldn't be bothered to balance
>>722740456Im waiting for larian to literally make a game where if you pick evil route u dont even end up seeing the same zones and story. Unlike in bg3 where its the same shit just different cutscene
>>722723556>level scaling>if you level up you deal 10% more damage but enemies also have 10% increased health
Damage sponges.Difficulty increases only increase hp not behavior
>some spells, debuffs dont work on bosses>useless ailments>increased difficulty is just a damage tweak rather than new and varied movesets>no dedicated villian/evil path in the majority of games>input reading enemies>timed anything>tedious grinding>random encounters with no option of navigating around them or low level enemies still trying to fight you despite being at a god like threshold of power>movie games>obtain an item you need for the dungeon but never use it again, or if you do its something very niche>gruelling fight or platforming and the reward is a dogshit or a small amount of currency >randomized dungeons>woman somehow beats professional killers or harden thugs with hand to hand combat with no supernatural powers whatsoever>crafting system thats mostly useless>skill tree abilities that give 1% more damage >can't marry a love interests mother instead of the young daughter>too much story exposition>jungles>ugly ass clown suit you piece together is stronger than the fully upgraded legendary skull fucker 9000 armour >humans racist against non-humans, the non-humans just have animal ears stuck on
>>722740761oh yeah, this. When I have to backtrack for too a long a time I think something is wrong and I missed soemthing
>Need 2 of three items to craft something>1 or 2 of these items are much rarer than the third>By the time you can craft the item, you have 3000 billion of the third item.>Third item is never ever used again and you can't sell it either.
>complete quest>return for turn-in, hoping to get on with the game>NPC starts talking>skip skip skip>buttons on controller stop working>must follow NPC>while forced to slow-walk and listen to dialogue
>>722740456They could just pick 1 canon ending and build off that
>>722723556>game has constant updates that adds more and more items>but the inventory system is never updated so it only gets clogged up faster with each update
>>722723556>Hurr durr your choices matterNo they don't. 90% of the decisions you make don't ultimately matter. There's just 2 endings and which ending you get depends on prerequisites. The choices themselves don't really matter when the outcome is the same half the time. I'd rather just have a single well crafted story than writers trying to split focus on routes and outcomes. I think the best example of choices feeling like they mattered somewhat was maybe mass effect, but even then it fails under my above complaints. Still I was genuinely surprised to hear news in Mass Effect 2 talking about a optional choice thing I did in Mass Effect 1 but that's more a result of save transfers.
>>722723556>"Make your own fun!" game>The most effective option is to just engage with the simple combat mechanics or use a flagrantly obvious cheese, therefor making your own fun feels like I'm purposefully gimping myself.
>>722740456I'd love that if the ending was chosen randomly. labudu the game.
>>722725181if you ever feel that you want to try tf2 again, fucking dont. keep those memories and dont ruin them, the game is in the worst state as its ever been and player base is all gone, with fake popularity getting pushed by xitter troglodytes and player counts inflated by farming bots
>>722723556>Game with really simple and not really in-depth gameplay>"Finish the game 8 times with no real gameplay changes to get the true ending"No thanks.
>>722723556>Sequel of game where first character did a fuck ton of bad ass shit.>"Hey! *MC* keep in mind that *Thing the MC would ALREADY FUCKING KNOW*!!!"HOLY SHIT YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL HIM AGAIN HE KNOWS HE'S BEEN THROUGH THIS SHIT BEFOREEven worse when the protagonist goes "wow thanks for telling me information I already would know considering the first game".
>>722725906Chrono Cross? Do you mean Garai and Dario? I can't think of anyone else in that game that gets namedropped heavily without an early/mid-game appearance. But their appearances felt pretty justified in the script.
>>722723556>go to the right to enter the next area>next area's entrance is on the right, so you go back to the previous area if you're still going to the rightWhat the fuck were they thinking?
I hate "fish out of water" narratives in general. I don't want to have to ask stupid shit that anyone living in the setting would know. Just give me a codex so I can read about the lore if it's important.
>>722723556>First game very obviously leaves some things and plot points unsolved or unclear to the point of being basically sequel bait.>Second game throws away beloved first game antagonist as well as those unsolved mysteries and plot points.>>722743636That reminds me.>Sequel to game>Devs insist on designing the as if people never played the first.Sequels that can be played on their own <<<<<<<<<<< Sequels that take advantage of the player's knowledge and experience from the second game to create more fleshed out version of the first game.
>>722724283>>722725508You destroyed them in the battle. :^)
>game has water>no fishing minigame with varied and well designed fish throughout the game
>>722744180>first game antagonisprotagonist*
>>722744427>game set in space>you can't impregnate aliens across galaxyI feel your pain, anon
>>722723825>The time between dying and being able to retry is too longThis is absolutely unforgivable in games where you're expected to die and retry a lot. Even a 4 or so second death animation/fade out adds up and is incredibly annoying. Devs need to playtest their own fucking games to feel which parts are frustrating.
>>722724127>Listen to the entire line before moving on to the next you adhd fuck.i read it and skip it to the nextnot my fault you never learned to read
>>722723556>limbs can display damage and be amputated, but only once the character is dead
>>722723556>Big enemy is shown ripping people apart>Grabs you>Just throws you
>game have random invisible walls>you can jump and fall from some cliffs>you can't jump and fall from some cliffs
>>722730652Mary Jane segments in Spiderman
>smashbros slop game>the most effective way to win in 1v1 is to spam heavy attacks with one or two characters
>>722725204He was the facility director before things went to hell, and the mimic was mimicing him. He's most likely dead.
its not things i hateits things that make a game shit
>>722723556>play sequel>game has new characters that know you, but you never met them in the first game>they were introduced in some novel, comic or other shit that has nothing to do with the gamebonus>major plot, villain is from said media and is never mentioned in the sequel because you're supposed to consume said media I hate that shit, both nips and western devs are guilty of it and I refuse to play those games.
>>722729605What was timed in FFV?
>>722723556>dialogue option not showing what PC is actually going to say
>>722734509>>The player has no involvement in the storyalmost every rpg ever then
>>722744934Bro losing to slippi Falcos and Marths lmaooooooooI feel you though t.Ganon main
>>722744370at that point just make it a featurelike, add combat conditions for the quest item to dropif you fail, you get specific different item instead
>10 mechanics, each as deep as the marianas' trench, introduced before or just after the tutorial battle
>sequel replaces main charactershit game. all of them
>>722743406the reflation was horrible over the years... i quit when it was around 3 refs for 1 key.. now its 58
>>722745327>[shove dijkstra aside]
>>722723556>Sexy females>Can't date them>They're lesbians
>>722723556>no game manual>have a mandatory 2 hour tutorial of dialogue slop about how to press button built into the main story line
>>722746284Omg this is the worst esp on replays
>>722728150>game doesn't let you remap keyboard controls>default controls are ass
>>722723556>difficult boss that's supposed to take multiple attempts>you don't respawn in front of the boss room when you die, but instead have to spend 5 minutes getting back to the boss to fight it again>the time spent getting back to the boss isn't even difficult
>>722723556>Game doesn't kill me in 30min (there's nothing to learn)>UI or popups cover more than 10% of the screen>Material Design (pic rel)>Closed Subsystems (Arkham, Witcher 3 style combat etc)>Non-judgemental Empathy from characters in high-stakes situations>Washed out colors, lack of black>Non-interactable objects looking the same as interactable objects (modern 3D scans)
>>722745270karnak castle. the underwater tower where the mimic is. not that they are particularly hard.
>>722723825>Unskippable cutscene before a tough boss>The time between dying and being able to retry is too longThis shit is the worst. When your loading times/cutscenes are the punishment for losing, your game can go fuck itself.
>>722746679I never ran into a REALLY long runback but I always assumed this was so you can collect your thoughts and replay the fight a bit in your head.
>>722723556>spinoff with different writers than the original game>returning characters are the flanderized fandom versions instead of having their actual personalities.
>Inventory limit of any kindFuck off and let me hoard
>>722747030You must choose what you need the most
>>722723556Fan service. I get too distracted and instantly tab out to find r34 whenever a game gets too spicy.
>>722723556>The enemy doesn't even flinch when you unload your weapon in their general directionSomehow it offends me most of all in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. The leather jacket wearing bandits have no business acting all fearless when going up against my exoskeleton-clad walking tank with railgun. The old trilogy even had the mechanics in place to make NPCs surrender and lay down their arms before they cut it along with the majority of fun stuff.
I haye niggers in a video game blocking out the front of a store
>>722726982I agree if he's talking about games like Final Fantasy where you can't follow the story without taking notes. The gaps between story beats make it difficult to retain information, so it doesn't help when half the characters are clones or illusions or the personification of some abstract concept, or you have multiple characters lying or misremembering or misinterpreting history. Then you have to look up a YouTube video to figure out why you just fought a six-winged demigod in outer space.>>722729143STR caps out on bows fast irl. Hand-eye coordination is more important when talking about professional warriors and superhumen.
>>722723556Slow-grinding battles. That's a major annoyance in a lot of RPGs these days. It makes it take forever to level up. Yeah I know there'll people who lecture on how it's perfectly normal within Elden Ring to spend 10 minutes on every last little-assed opponent. Devs tried to make their games "challenging," but forgot that games first and foremost are supposed to be fun.
>>722748553Forgot pic. Also, i realized i was talking about two different topics but eh, there's a lot of missed opportunities in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>>722723556I hate waiting in line at the entrance of a video game. Lik nigger move forward, other niggers like me want to ent the niggio store
>>72272355>you gather loot like crazy>have tons and tons of weapon options>enemy has cool weapons >can't them up after you kill them
>To defeat the boss you must use game mechanics that you have ignored the entire game.
>>722737041fucking cybersleuth
>>722749853>Return from a raid with a bunch of loot in your inventory.>The merchant has a limited amount of money so he cannot buy all.>You put the rest of the loot in the box until next time.>The next time everything repeats itself, you return again with a bunch of loot, the merchant again does not have enough money to buy all you have, you again put the loot in the box.>After a few hours of playing, you have boxes full of useless loot that no one can buy because the merchants don't have enough money.The dumbest game design ever
>>722723556>start a game for the first time>it skips the main menu and goes straight to the tutorial>when you pause during the tutorial you only see the message "PAUSE", and you can't change any settings until you finish itman I love the Cinematic Experience™...
>>722742280>increased difficulty is just a damage tweak rather than new and varied movesetsIt amazes me that this is a common complaint given how few games actually do give enemies new and varied movesets. You guys sound like you played one game that did this or browsed too many of these threads and ended up parroting it nonstop afterwards.
>>722751392Out of the games I've played, only Tales of- games after a point actually started doing that for enemies but it was pretty much just giving enemies earlier access to more spells that you normally would encounter from them towards lategame. I forget at what point that became a thing, at least onwards from Eternia. Not that I've played every game from the series so no idea if they still do that. But even so the games also up the enemy HP pool and damage numbers for higher difficulty.
>>722723556escort missionsIn Silent Hill 2 to get the best ending of the game you have to walk slow as fuck so that you don't accidentally leave Maria in the dust and that is a tame example. Resident Evil 4 makes me want to pull my hair out with how annoying babysitting Ashley is.
Random encounters and turn based combat.
tailing missionsan extremely early childhood memory is getting frustrated at having to follow this dickwad without him seeing me in sims agent for the DS
When the game has several quests that have you follow a NPC either to get to the area where you need to do some important bullshit at, or you just need to escort them there.There is no proper control for how fast or slow you can go, and there is no way to make the NPC go as fast as you can run or slow down for your walking speed. And if you go too far or slow down they will stop and complain about it.
return to the Battlefield in 1..
>>722751392>monster hunter series>g-rank monsters with additional moves along with newer, more deadly monsters>dmc
>>722723556Unskippable credits before the game. Another one:>*Do want to reset the game?*>Yes>*resets the entire ROM*>*enjoy this defunct legal warning again*
>>722723721the reason why megaman 9 is overrated
The new unskippable cutscene; the in game stand still while an npc yaps at you
>>722752669every megaman game has instant death spikes.
>>722743406>Map: CircusTry playing a map thats actually good and you'll find players. Im sick of idiots queing up for shit community made maps and getting mad about being in an empty game
>>722723556camera shakelosing control of the camera because the came wants to often auto-look in certain directionsvery slow, hand-holdy tutorials that take forever to get through
>>722723556Here's a big one:>"ENJOY THE ORIGINAL GAME THAT STARTED IT ALL">"RE-LIVE THE MAGIC">*game has several insane edits thus reminding you always that it's not the real original*I'm looking at YOU arcade Shinobi.
>>722743406i thought the bot problem was dealt with? Either way the bots are not the only thing holding the game back. Weapon balancing is total garbage, most of the newer maps after 2015 suck ass and the whole aesthetic of the game is completely ruined.
>>722752669MM9 is comedically over reliant on pit traps, and I say this as someone who thinks it's the best Megaman game. That said, despite them making blind playthroughs a pain in the ass they are baitable, and are a small flaw against how fucking good the special weapons and stage gimmicks generally are.
>>722751392It's almost like it's a good feature and only having numbers change is fucking gay and will always be gay
>>722752873I bet you love Resident Evil 6.
>>722752914>as someone who thinks it's the best Megaman game.Incredibly bad taste
>>722753103Nta, but the real best MM game is 2.
>>7227527239 goes way overboard with the spikes and pits (and lava for magma man stage) Inti creates didn't know how to actually design megaman levels so they just threw in instakill to make it challenging because all they knew was "megaman is hard"
>>722753159based taste
>>722723556>company refuses to port a certain game to modern platformsIt's like these fucks want me to pirate their shit. Worst part is that rpcs3 emulation sucks donkey dick. I have to go through the entire game twice while not seeing shit because the shaders have to load in the first time through.
>>722753076the last time I played resident evil was 4 on gamecubeI was a lot younger back then
>>722753159I think you meant 3
>>722753214I see. Never play 6.
> Gay shit> fugly women> Fugly dykes> Fugly Niggers> TROONS and groomers> Jews in generalwait... you meant ingame or?
>>722753286Why do people like 3? The music sucks, the game mechanics feel wrecked, the colors are bad, and the bosses are lame as is the ending.
>>7227531039's biggest "issue" is making you its bitch on the first playthrough. Replays are a lot more fun with all the stupidly good tools you're given.
>>722723556>Post apocalyptic world >You have bandits who eat you alive and robots who cut you and wear you skin >But no rape???
Shitty wyverns masquerading as dragons.That shit infuriates me to this day, and its very common. For fuck sake, place real dragons in your game.
>>722723556It's probably been said before but>survival/crafting mechanicsMinecraft fucking ruined the vidya industry.
>>722753576tbf kenshi doesn't have any sex mechanics at all and I doubt it would really add much to the game.
>>722753689A wyvern is a type of dragon. Dave Mustaine sung about 'em even.
>>722753689wyverns are a type of dragon kind of like how picrel is also a type of dragon
>>722753195I imagine it's too much work to port PS3 exclusives
>equip item>character's appearance doesn't changethis shit was unacceptable since like the 5th gen
>>722753386Good level design, good music, rush jet hijinks, Fun copy abilities (minus sparkshot). Its not perfect end game is too easy and ya the game is unfinished. idk how they released it with that visual glitch on the stage select.
>(you), the player character, have really good stats and abilities>you contribute the majority of the damage in your party, in gameplay terms you're a gigachad>game makes you pretend that one of your shitter benchwarmers can beat you in sparring>game makes you pretend that you definitely needed their help to fight some generic enemy>game makes you pretend that your character, which can solo many enemies, totally loses to lvl 3 goblin that ambushed you when you would take zero damage, necessitating shitter benchwarmer to sacrifice his life for you in a "touching" cutscene
>>722754539Every game after 2 was rushed and it shows.
>>722723556Overly long cutscenes. Tailers showing you being able do stuff the game doesn't allow.
>>722724127Does Sakurai also have ADHD according to you because he mashes through dialogue in the games he plays? Go back to /tv/ stupid braindead troon
>game has hard/soft caps on stats>they are extremely easy to overshoot >and they aren’t communicated to the player in any wayBeen playing Daemon Ex Machina 2 and experimenting revealed some REALLY annoying bullcrap
>men bad women good
>>722723585The one thing Castlevania lords of shadow (sorta) did right.
>>722753689Historically they were the same thing. Both words mean serpent. Even wingless drakes were considered dragons. It wasn't until later that any separation began, and it wasn't until very recently that the autism of making them completely distinct really took hold.
>>722728834For the ones that don't know. That is a picture of a polished turd.
>>7227531592 and X are peak Megaman
>>722754694I don't get why 2 gets such a free pass, I honestly think the game's a bit rough. Metal Blades melt half the game, Boobeam Trap was okay'd at all, the final boss is an absolute joke, some stages like Woodman and Bubbleman's are wholly unremarkable. Yeah, it has its highs but I personally think it's one of the more inconsistent ones.
>>722753689Based Miyazaki gives you both. Wyverns are called drakes but still
>>722723556loading screens
>>722756125Turn the difficulty up and you'll understand. And don't spam the Metal Blades, or just don't use 'em. Voila, perfect game. Other than that, the ending really gets to me, man. It's just so melancholy and well drawn. OH and I likea da dwagun.>>722756068I hear great things on the first X, yeah.
>>722723556reminds me of:>fps shooter>1 headshot doesn't kill an enemy or even just does 33% or so
>>722756807>Voila, perfect gameReplay that shit ass "alien" final boss again and tell me it's perfect. There are definitely half-baked parts that get overlooked because...they just do?
>>722734509this sounds like oblivion
>>722758193It's perfect. Here's why: real bosses crumble when confronted and are never what they were built up to be. The game designer is trying to tell you something. Much like the ending of Akari Warriors. The boss is weak, that's why he's a tyrant. There has never been an exception to this.It's kino.
>>722759212>it's good because it's bad
>>722756204do you prefer the shit games approach?>press forward to load while you crawl
>>722745335If you count jarpigs sure.
>>722735227name 1
>>722754858>generally speaking, people read on-screen text and subtitles rather quicklyMaybe in Japan.
>>722740456zelda does
i'm playing crash 4the gravity gimick
unskippable cutscenes in a fucking remake.looking at you paper mario TTYD
>>722753576Let me guess, you pick female MCs in your games.
>>722760412>never got a mother screaming at him till he learned to read properlyi'm sorry anon
