PUT DISPENSER HERE
make the crossover anons
>>722783528AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Well I don't think he's on our team, m8
>>722783528lol pootis
>>722783528THAT HEAVY IS A SPY
>>722783746POW!
>>722783528are the pulbic zombie gamemodes back?i might redownload this if they are
>>722783528>THAT ENGINEER'S SENTRY IS BEING SAPPED
>>722783528Nah
2007 was 400,000 dollars ago
>>722783874Yup, just no new contracts/cases yet
>>722784498you are so kind
finally somebody made this "meme" funny
>>722783528PootisPOW HAHA
>>722783874>redownload>uninstalling TF2
YOU, YES YOUYOU-PUT DISPENSER HERE
For me it's>Bloodwater>Hassle Castle>Crasher>Perks>Freaky Fair>Monster Bash>Slasher>Sandcastle>Graveyard>The Zombie Infection mapsThe best Halloween maps
>>722783528why is he asking a sniper for a dispenser
>>722786073Especially since Engi's the smallest class.
>>722786073>I bloody hope ya know it's not my job
>>722783615UWAAAH! UWAAAH! Cry some more!
>>722783528did it really take this long to get an edit
>>722783925lol
>Dashboard view from a car about to stand in dead-locked trafficAw, shoot.>Meet the Accountant!>Sniper, wearing a white shirt and slacks, no hat, and perscription glasses, sitting behind the wheel of an old, (crucially) right-hand drive economy car, with his bent knees showing that it's a bit too small for himAccountin's a bad job, mate.'Ss an easy work, indoors.I gurantee you will go angry, 'cause at the end of the day, s'long as there are six billion people on the planet, someone's gotta want a better life.>"Claim denied" gets stamped on a document on a table, then pan up to not particularly happy Saxton towering over the table, wearing a black jacket (over bare chest and shorts)Oh...>Sniper calling on a big brick-shaped mobile phone from the 90s, with his car rear-ended in the background, still in the same traffic jamYeah, I'm a... I' not a swindler dad, I'm an insurance agent! What would difference be, one is a job and other's a felony!I'll be honest with you, my parents do not care for it.>Sniper standing in a packed elevator, half a head taller than everyone else, followed by a shot from the cafeteriaI think the secretary just looked at me... No, no she didn't.>Coffee and piss jugs scene, in office flavor, with jugs under the tableStandahds? Look mate, you know who's got a lot of standahds? Blokes who get to shoot holes in people's heads for a living.White collars have emotions.>Whacks a woman with a golf trophyBe a kunt.>Shot of toilet stalls, one occupied by, presumably, SniperProcrastinate.>Dramatically pulls a check out of an envelopeLive a life paycheck to paycheck.[dum-budubum dum-budubum dum-budubum bu-bu-bu-bu-dum!]Dad... Dad, em, put mom on the phone...
sex with helen
Tranny artist btwhttps://x.com/Cw1tchy
>>722783528Ok mate
>>722784498WHAT THE FUCK IS THE HOLDUP
>>722783528THAT MANN IS ABOUT TO USE THE MANN CO. STORE
>>722787816All artists are trannies, you dolt
>>722788090Nah. But all art that is posted on 4shit is from trannies
>>722783528why is he talking to Sniper?sniper doesn't build dispensers
>>722787816>any pronouns>REEEEE TRANNYpretty sensitive aintcha
>>722787959It's entirely possible that there's some fuckery with hammer that is causing an issue when Valve is trying to recompile any given map.Something as arcane as having an Intel processor instead of AMD can cause some bullshit that you can't really troubleshoot unless you have an entirely separate computer.
>>722788361Take your meds you subhuman tranny
>>722787274sex with miss paulingsex with olivia (forma de beer)
>>722783615>THAT MAN OVER THERE. HES A BETTER MAN.
>>722788041Well let's hope he's just buying crate keys
>want to play the zombie maps>screamfortress doesn't break it's maps into gamemodes>you'd have to select each map one by one
>>722788745He bought a $4.99 machina...
>>722788884>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Category:Zombie_Infection_mapsbrainlet moment
>>722789746That doesn't let him quickly toggle them all off or on like you would with all of Payload or all of King of the Hill.
Move. On.
>>722783528anyone have an anime version?
>>722783615THAT MAN DIDNT THANK HIS WIFE AFTER KEKING HIM.
>>722789934>Stop eating steak, pizza, and chocolate cake>you're not enjoying yourself, you're just addicted
>>722789746retard. Apologise for your idiocy
>>722783528Pootis bird?
>>722791226dead. no big surprise
>>722783528made me laugh genuinely
>>722786906I appreciate the work you put into this anon, but it was probably sounded funnier in your head
TELEPORT HERE!
>>722795010>PYRO IS SPYYYY!!
>>722783528>MOVIN OUT
other games cannot compete
>>722796441>casually adds 60 maps to rotation automatically every October 1st>then adds more to that with an actual update
>>722783874>pulbic zombie gamemodesthey were always there, faggot. Open the server browser ONCE
>>722796631>Open the server browser ONCEI am banned from every community server you nonce.
>>722796824proof
>>722783615>”THAT MAN IS BETTERING HIMSELF”>”well let’s join him!”
>>722786906This would be worth a Saxxy if you made it into a SFM short, and Valve still hosted the Saxxy Awards
>>722798751>Saxxy Awards
>>722796441All those maps, and there's 10 good ones if I'm being charitable
>>722798751>those obviously colluded saxxy award wins like 2 dipshits hi-fiving on 2fort battlementsfrankly it's pretty disgusting
>>722799148Like everything else related to TF2 and money, animation is a massive incestuous circlejerk
>>722799742the early saxxy awards also allowed gameplay footage captured via replaysand one of the earliest "gameplay" winning saxxies was 2 dinguses doing a hi-five and getting sniped. No camerawork, no editing, the players didn't even move, they didn't even die at the same time, it was one of the most boring replays imaginable. But it won somehow. and the only thing that makes sense is the vote got rigged
>>722800437For me it was rubberfruit's saxxy replay submissionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDkPNhbqNnw
>>722799148>>722799742I have been reminded that Practical Problems lost to MaxOfSTD and now I'm seething all over again
>>722787959the potted plant is working overtime please understand
put this spencer here
>>722800437https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBEXlkbBNc8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEzaW_0eliYEarly Saxxy Awards are kino
AUUUUUUGHYADA
>game finishes loading map>click, click, click, click, click, click>...>AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
>>722803235They updated TF2 to 64-bit a while ago, it doesn't stutter on load anymore
>>722803268not on my end long as i dont check the settings
A GARGOYLE HAS ARRIVED
>>722786906That's bretty gud, but you need to change the secretary bit, as it sounds non-sequiturous, and the paycheck to paycheck bit. Accountants make bank.
>>722803235>35 explosion sounds>earrape of flamethrower>earrape of sentry lock on >for no reason in particular, here is the sound of the frontier justice guitar exploding.
>>722805074>Ms.Pauling here, I've got a job for youFuck off nasty dyke ass hoe, tryin to tell me what to do>FOOL! FIND THE GARGOYLEThank you for this blessed opportunity Lord Merasmus, glory to the ghost of Tom Jones
>>722805330>Ms Pauling telling you about the hotdog contesthold on i'm all ears
For me it's Perks.Probably the best variation of Arena in the game.
>>722805485>Engies can poop out three mini-sentriesIgnore that and I agree
Freakynite is literally just Deadlock before Deadlock
What do you think we're going to get this year? Map wise I mean.
>>722783528https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS0kS0E6IrU
>>722805485needs more perk options and some of them are dogshit
>>722806513What an absolute dogshit map, man.
>>722783528lol
>>722786073He's telling him to switch to one because there's too many Snipers.
>>722806513>playing Spy with max upgradesTo be fair if they balance some upgrades like Sentries and Resistances a Deadlock-ish gamemode would be very good.
>>722786906Kek good
>>722786906>Standahds? Look mate, you know who's got a lot of standahds? Blokes who get to shoot holes in people's heads for a living.
why does that one asian map drop frames on my 2080
>>722783615>THAT MAN IS MINDING HIS WIFE'S BUSINESS>Well then let's hope she knows what's better for her!
>>722812918>STOP RIGHT NOW, OR YOU'LL ENTER THE LOAD SCREEN MASKED AS A CORRIDOR!
>>722805330>ANOTHER GARGOYLE IS SOMEWHERE ON THE MAP! YES SIR MERASMUS SIR
>>722795010Funny gag and all but Hugh would absolutely be Spy, both are slithering scumbags
>>722783528>THAT MAN IS BEING DOMINATED>Well let's hope autobalance doesn't screw us!
>>722783528>ringHeavy is married?
>>722818556to his gun, yes
>>722783528>"Okay!">dies
>>722805330>A GARGOYLE IS SOMEWHERE UP MY ASS!
>>722783528kek
Haven't played in 3 years.
>>722786906Standahds? Look mate, you know who's got a lot of standahds? Blokes who get to shoot holes in people's heads for a living.White collars have emotions.>Whacks a woman with a golf trophygold
*spanish gibberish*
POOTISPOW!I am PAINISSS CUPCAKE
When's the godamn update
>>722824223The janitor and potted plant are about to release it, just as soon as they finish testing out Ghost Fort by finishing a single round of it.
>>722826659I will make hat from you, little bunny.
>>722826890>meatshots you
>>72279644175% of player traffic in casual only goes through 25 maps
>>722790950>no sandwichfake tf2 thread
Didn't assed
>>722783528I wish we got more SFM of TF2
>>722805074>A GARGOYLE HAS ARRIVEDUhhhh... hola?
>>722833269I'd use this
>Mission begins in sixty secondsSCOUT IS SPYSNIPER IS SPYMEDIC IS SPYSPY IS NOT OUR SPY
>still no sticky that stick to players.
>>722802834SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!
>Get a strange killstreak minigun>Can't hit shit and even at close range it feels like it miss more than hit>Switch back to tomislav>get kills from other side of map.
>>722785992Lumping monster bash into this god awful bait might be the most infuriating thing ive seen all day.Please actually be bait, no one is this stupid right
>>722809436Just play deadlock then you dumb fucking ape.>>722786906Kek
>>722788447sneed
>>722798751Man, tf2 really is a soulless husk of a game at this point....
>>722839765its nearly 20 years old anon
>>722833269>WELL DONT THAT BEAT ALL
>>722830947Gassy