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PUT DISPENSER HERE
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make the crossover anons
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>>722783528
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Well I don't think he's on our team, m8
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>>722783528
lol pootis
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>>722783528
THAT HEAVY IS A SPY
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>>722783746
POW!
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>>722783528
are the pulbic zombie gamemodes back?
i might redownload this if they are
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>>722783528
>THAT ENGINEER'S SENTRY IS BEING SAPPED
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>>722783528
Nah
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2007 was 400,000 dollars ago
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>>722783874
Yup, just no new contracts/cases yet
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>>722784498
you are so kind
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finally somebody made this "meme" funny
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>>722783528
PootisPOW HAHA
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>>722783874
>redownload
>uninstalling TF2
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YOU, YES YOU
YOU-PUT DISPENSER HERE
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For me it's
>Bloodwater
>Hassle Castle
>Crasher
>Perks
>Freaky Fair
>Monster Bash
>Slasher
>Sandcastle
>Graveyard
>The Zombie Infection maps
The best Halloween maps
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>>722783528
why is he asking a sniper for a dispenser
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>>722786073
Especially since Engi's the smallest class.
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>>722786073
>I bloody hope ya know it's not my job
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>>722783615
UWAAAH! UWAAAH! Cry some more!
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>>722783528
did it really take this long to get an edit
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>>722783925
lol
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>Dashboard view from a car about to stand in dead-locked traffic
Aw, shoot.
>Meet the Accountant!

>Sniper, wearing a white shirt and slacks, no hat, and perscription glasses, sitting behind the wheel of an old, (crucially) right-hand drive economy car, with his bent knees showing that it's a bit too small for him
Accountin's a bad job, mate.
'Ss an easy work, indoors.
I gurantee you will go angry, 'cause at the end of the day, s'long as there are six billion people on the planet, someone's gotta want a better life.

>"Claim denied" gets stamped on a document on a table, then pan up to not particularly happy Saxton towering over the table, wearing a black jacket (over bare chest and shorts)
Oh...

>Sniper calling on a big brick-shaped mobile phone from the 90s, with his car rear-ended in the background, still in the same traffic jam
Yeah, I'm a... I' not a swindler dad, I'm an insurance agent! What would difference be, one is a job and other's a felony!
I'll be honest with you, my parents do not care for it.

>Sniper standing in a packed elevator, half a head taller than everyone else, followed by a shot from the cafeteria
I think the secretary just looked at me... No, no she didn't.

>Coffee and piss jugs scene, in office flavor, with jugs under the table

Standahds? Look mate, you know who's got a lot of standahds? Blokes who get to shoot holes in people's heads for a living.
White collars have emotions.
>Whacks a woman with a golf trophy
Be a kunt.
>Shot of toilet stalls, one occupied by, presumably, Sniper
Procrastinate.
>Dramatically pulls a check out of an envelope
Live a life paycheck to paycheck.

[dum-budubum dum-budubum dum-budubum bu-bu-bu-bu-dum!]

Dad... Dad, em, put mom on the phone...
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sex with helen
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Tranny artist btw
https://x.com/Cw1tchy
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>>722783528
Ok mate
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>>722784498
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE HOLDUP
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>>722783528
THAT MANN IS ABOUT TO USE THE MANN CO. STORE
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>>722787816
All artists are trannies, you dolt
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>>722788090
Nah. But all art that is posted on 4shit is from trannies
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>>722783528
why is he talking to Sniper?
sniper doesn't build dispensers
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>>722787816
>any pronouns
>REEEEE TRANNY
pretty sensitive aintcha
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>>722787959
It's entirely possible that there's some fuckery with hammer that is causing an issue when Valve is trying to recompile any given map.
Something as arcane as having an Intel processor instead of AMD can cause some bullshit that you can't really troubleshoot unless you have an entirely separate computer.
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>>722788361
Take your meds you subhuman tranny
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>>722787274
sex with miss pauling
sex with olivia (forma de beer)
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>>722783615
>THAT MAN OVER THERE. HES A BETTER MAN.
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>>722788041
Well let's hope he's just buying crate keys
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>want to play the zombie maps
>screamfortress doesn't break it's maps into gamemodes
>you'd have to select each map one by one
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>>722788745
He bought a $4.99 machina...
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>>722788884
>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Category:Zombie_Infection_maps
brainlet moment
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>>722789746
That doesn't let him quickly toggle them all off or on like you would with all of Payload or all of King of the Hill.
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Move. On.
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>>722783528
anyone have an anime version?
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>>722783615
THAT MAN DIDNT THANK HIS WIFE AFTER KEKING HIM.
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>>722789934
>Stop eating steak, pizza, and chocolate cake
>you're not enjoying yourself, you're just addicted
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>>722789746
retard. Apologise for your idiocy
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>>722783528
Pootis bird?
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>>722791226
dead. no big surprise
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>>722783528
made me laugh genuinely
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>>722786906
I appreciate the work you put into this anon, but it was probably sounded funnier in your head
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TELEPORT HERE!
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>>722795010
>PYRO IS SPYYYY!!
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>>722783528
>MOVIN OUT
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other games cannot compete
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>>722796441
>casually adds 60 maps to rotation automatically every October 1st
>then adds more to that with an actual update
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>>722783874
>pulbic zombie gamemodes
they were always there, faggot. Open the server browser ONCE
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>>722796631
>Open the server browser ONCE
I am banned from every community server you nonce.
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>>722796824
proof
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>>722783615
>”THAT MAN IS BETTERING HIMSELF”
>”well let’s join him!”
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>>722786906
This would be worth a Saxxy if you made it into a SFM short, and Valve still hosted the Saxxy Awards
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>>722798751
>Saxxy Awards
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>>722796441
All those maps, and there's 10 good ones if I'm being charitable
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>>722798751
>those obviously colluded saxxy award wins like 2 dipshits hi-fiving on 2fort battlements
frankly it's pretty disgusting
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>>722799148
Like everything else related to TF2 and money, animation is a massive incestuous circlejerk
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>>722799742
the early saxxy awards also allowed gameplay footage captured via replays
and one of the earliest "gameplay" winning saxxies was 2 dinguses doing a hi-five and getting sniped. No camerawork, no editing, the players didn't even move, they didn't even die at the same time, it was one of the most boring replays imaginable. But it won somehow. and the only thing that makes sense is the vote got rigged
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>>722800437
For me it was rubberfruit's saxxy replay submission
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDkPNhbqNnw
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>>722799148
>>722799742
I have been reminded that Practical Problems lost to MaxOfSTD and now I'm seething all over again
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>>722787959
the potted plant is working overtime please understand
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put this spencer here
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>>722800437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBEXlkbBNc8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEzaW_0eliY
Early Saxxy Awards are kino
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AUUUUUUGHYADA
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>game finishes loading map
>click, click, click, click, click, click
>...
>AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
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>>722803235
They updated TF2 to 64-bit a while ago, it doesn't stutter on load anymore
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>>722803268
not on my end long as i dont check the settings
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A GARGOYLE HAS ARRIVED
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>>722786906
That's bretty gud, but you need to change the secretary bit, as it sounds non-sequiturous, and the paycheck to paycheck bit. Accountants make bank.
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>>722803235
>35 explosion sounds
>earrape of flamethrower
>earrape of sentry lock on
>for no reason in particular, here is the sound of the frontier justice guitar exploding.
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>>722805074
>Ms.Pauling here, I've got a job for you
Fuck off nasty dyke ass hoe, tryin to tell me what to do
>FOOL! FIND THE GARGOYLE
Thank you for this blessed opportunity Lord Merasmus, glory to the ghost of Tom Jones
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>>722805330
>Ms Pauling telling you about the hotdog contest
hold on i'm all ears
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For me it's Perks.

Probably the best variation of Arena in the game.
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>>722805485
>Engies can poop out three mini-sentries
Ignore that and I agree
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Freakynite is literally just Deadlock before Deadlock
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What do you think we're going to get this year? Map wise I mean.
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>>722783528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS0kS0E6IrU
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>>722805485
needs more perk options and some of them are dogshit
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>>722806513
What an absolute dogshit map, man.
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>>722783528
lol
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>>722786073
He's telling him to switch to one because there's too many Snipers.
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>>722806513
>playing Spy with max upgrades
To be fair if they balance some upgrades like Sentries and Resistances a Deadlock-ish gamemode would be very good.
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>>722786906
Kek good
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>>722786906
>Standahds? Look mate, you know who's got a lot of standahds? Blokes who get to shoot holes in people's heads for a living.
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why does that one asian map drop frames on my 2080
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>>722783615
>THAT MAN IS MINDING HIS WIFE'S BUSINESS
>Well then let's hope she knows what's better for her!
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>>722812918
>STOP RIGHT NOW, OR YOU'LL ENTER THE LOAD SCREEN MASKED AS A CORRIDOR!
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>>722805330
>ANOTHER GARGOYLE IS SOMEWHERE ON THE MAP!
YES SIR MERASMUS SIR
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>>722795010
Funny gag and all but Hugh would absolutely be Spy, both are slithering scumbags
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>>722783528
>THAT MAN IS BEING DOMINATED
>Well let's hope autobalance doesn't screw us!
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>>722783528
>ring
Heavy is married?
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>>722818556
to his gun, yes
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>>722783528
>"Okay!"
>dies
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>>722805330
>A GARGOYLE IS SOMEWHERE UP MY ASS!
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>>722783528
kek
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Haven't played in 3 years.
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>>722786906
Standahds? Look mate, you know who's got a lot of standahds? Blokes who get to shoot holes in people's heads for a living.
White collars have emotions.
>Whacks a woman with a golf trophy
gold
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*spanish gibberish*
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POOTISPOW!
I am PAINISSS CUPCAKE
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When's the godamn update
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>>722824223
The janitor and potted plant are about to release it, just as soon as they finish testing out Ghost Fort by finishing a single round of it.
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>>722826659
I will make hat from you, little bunny.
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>>722826890
>meatshots you
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>>722796441
75% of player traffic in casual only goes through 25 maps
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>>722790950
>no sandwich
fake tf2 thread
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Didn't assed
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>>722783528
I wish we got more SFM of TF2
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>>722805074
>A GARGOYLE HAS ARRIVED
Uhhhh... hola?
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>>722833269
I'd use this
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>Mission begins in sixty seconds
SCOUT IS SPY
SNIPER IS SPY
MEDIC IS SPY
SPY IS NOT OUR SPY
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>still no sticky that stick to players.
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>>722802834
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!
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>Get a strange killstreak minigun
>Can't hit shit and even at close range it feels like it miss more than hit
>Switch back to tomislav
>get kills from other side of map.
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>>722785992
Lumping monster bash into this god awful bait might be the most infuriating thing ive seen all day.
Please actually be bait, no one is this stupid right
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>>722809436
Just play deadlock then you dumb fucking ape.
>>722786906
Kek
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>>722788447
sneed
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>>722798751
Man, tf2 really is a soulless husk of a game at this point....
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>>722839765
its nearly 20 years old anon
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>>722833269
>WELL DONT THAT BEAT ALL
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>>722830947
Gassy



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